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Water-Rocket-Powered Cars

Jim Gallant writes "Big cheap thrills for very little money are yours by making water rocket powered cars. They're fun! They're hilarious! Amaze your friends."

144 comments

  1. Mirror by mskfisher · · Score: 5, Informative

    The server seemed shaky, so I put my subscription to good use and set up a mirror.

    It is at: http://www.mskf.org/rocket_mirror/

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    1. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderate +1 Good Samaritan

    2. Re:Mirror by caino59 · · Score: 5, Informative

      another mirror.

      for good measure.

    3. Re:Mirror by jkitchel · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

    4. Re:Mirror by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1

      These mirrors are getting hammered, so here's another one.

  2. Oh please... by MoeMoe · · Score: 0

    No ones ever heard of Air Hogs?? Screw cars.... Jets R0X0R!

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    1. Re:Oh please... by buckminsterinsd · · Score: 1

      Those Air Hogs are totally fuckin' amazing!

      My kid and I slicked up the air foil on the ducted fan version with a little packing tape. We took it down to the school grounds, pumped it up with a 12v air pump and launched the thing. It made a steep left bank, straighten out and flew off out of visual range. We looked for that puppy for a mile in the direction we saw it head and never found it.

      Could not believe that dinky little air powered engine could power a plane that well. Very cool!!

      best regards,

      buck

  3. Uh-Oh! by d3kk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like they could've used.. a uh.. water rocket powered server! Sorry.

  4. so much by geekoid · · Score: 0

    for the water powered server.

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    1. Re:so much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to do a joke like this myself, but then I remembered how much electricity is generated through water power, viz. hydroelectric plants. I mean, if Hoover Dam is enough to light up all of the neon in Vegas, certainly there's a dam that could withstand a slashdotting somewhere also. Right?

  5. Thanks, but by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd rather higher a hooker.

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    1. Re:Thanks, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled "hire" you stupid fucking twit.

  6. NK by telstar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are these the top-secret photos of the nuclear arsenal North Korea claims to have?

    1. Re:NK by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      No, this is the entire Weapons of Mass Distraction arsenal that Saddam once owned, or didn't own, or still owns, depending on who you ask.

      Too bad the server got shocked and awed by the militant clicking of Slashdot shock troopers.

  7. Gas? by govatos · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, what would happen if you used gas instead of water, and had a dozen flints dragging behind the car on a distance/anti-wheelie bar? Now THAT would be fun.

    1. Re:Gas? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Your quick-connect would burst into flames, sending a spark back up into your tank, which would then explode, soaking you in burning gasoline and making your run around screaming 'why god why, why am I such a moron?'.

      Then again it might not spark if it's soaking wet with gasoline. Wet things tend not to spark.

    2. Re:Gas? by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      sending a spark back up into your tank, which would then explode

      Something like this happened one day in my college chem lab once. One of the students caught a paper of hers on fire, and in her panicked effort to extinguish the problem, knocked the hose to the bunsen burner off the valve. The gas coming out of the valve immediately found the single sheet of college ruled tinder and started burning. It all took about 2 seconds to happen at which point all of us watching turned pale white certain that the entire chem department would soon be a 20 foot deep crater. The chem prof looked over and calmly said "why don't you turn the valve off?"

      Upon determining that we were all scared witless about the near certain explosion, we all got an extra helping of homework that day... Something about oxidation and natural gas, ideal gas law, entropy and such... The result of which was - the gas in the pipes won't burn without oxygen, the line is positively pressurized, therefore the oxygen necessary to cause the explosion won't violate the laws of thermodynamics and leech upstream into the line.

      If the tanks were properly purged, the gasoline inside them wouldn't ignite. (Though gasoline does dissolve many plastics)

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    3. Re:Gas? by jred · · Score: 1

      Have you ever found yourself saying "Hey, y'all, watch this!"???

      Sorry, I couldn't resist :)

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    4. Re:Gas? by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Yer gas would not power the car too well - it's lighter than water, Plus, burning gas isn't too healthy if it's under your balls.

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    5. Re:Gas? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      "Your quick-connect would burst into flames, sending a spark back up into your tank, which would then explode, soaking you in burning gasoline and making your run around screaming 'why god why, why am I such a moron?'."

      F-ing hilarious!

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    6. Re:Gas? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      This is pretty nice except the whole point of the water rocket is to mix air with the water. If you substituted gasoline for the water then you would have air mixed with gasoline.

      Now the pressure of the escaping gasoine/air mixture might well be enough to keep flames from "traveling up the pipe" for most of the trip down the driveway, but at the end your going to have a two liter bottle almost entirely filled with gasoline vapor and air which is exerting almost zero outward pressure. This is something that definately could explode.

  8. Feel the power of the Dark Si... by arakon · · Score: 2, Redundant

    err Slashdot Effect?

    Damn that one crumpled fast.

    Who posted that link, that was probably hoseted on some dudes DSL.

    Really there is no reason why Slashdot doesn't mirror a site on this server for a few days. I mean on those obviously home grown sites especially,

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    1. Re:Feel the power of the Dark Si... by KilerCris · · Score: 1

      Really there is no reason why Slashdot doesn't mirror a site on this server for a few days. I mean on those obviously home grown sites especially,

      Yeah but then what would ACs and karma whores do with all their free time?

  9. Slashdotted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It seems as if the hampster on the wheel that was running the webserver needed water to live! Sadly, it was all used up to run the rocket car instead. Oh well, C'est la vie.

  10. First thing I though of from looking at the clips: by gpinzone · · Score: 4, Funny

    A rocket powered enema! From constipated to diareha in 5 seconds flat!

  11. Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone ever made a dry-ice bomb ??

    Im sure you could somehow use a modified version to power a car/rocket.

    Any Ideas ?

    1. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put the dry ice bomb under the car...bomb blows car sky high!

    2. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Pft, dry ice is a pain. Its all about muriadic acid and aluminum foil bombs.

    3. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by Mt._Honkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hmmm... here's an idea: If you use the plastic soda bottle variety you could somehow modify the cap so that it breaks before the rest of the bottle (maybe cut a circle in it that goes half way through). Pressure will build up and when the cap blows out you get a (very) brief and powerful rocket blast.

      I perfer Liquid Nitrogen to dry ice. MUCH safer to handle, and there are many many many more cool things that you can do with it. At U of I, we use liquid nitrogen to make ice cream in seconds.

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    4. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by geekd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An ex-coworker of mine used a dry ice bomb on his neighbor, who was being too loud.

      The cops came, a cop took another dry ice bomb out of this guys freezer, and it blew up in the cops hand.

      Arrested, jail until trial, half-way house for 6 months.

      In this post - 9/11 America, dry ice bombs are a bad idea.

      link

    5. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by don_carnage · · Score: 1

      This video demonstrates what dry ice will do when bottled up. Pretty impressive...wouldn't want to mess with it personally.

    6. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about using liquid nitrogen? It works really well for water rockets. It vaporizes oh so quickly and is just plain cool. Also, it's cheaper than milk

    7. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by Mt._Honkey · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's nothing. You should see a 2-liter soda bottle filled with LN2 or dry ice. I think that the energy released is proportional to volume * pressure. I've learned from experience with this that soda bottles blow bigger than water bottles, because they're made to withstand internal pressure. Heck, even a 20 oz bottle is loud enough to make you think that you're being bombed.

      NOTE: These explosions send plastic shards flying out FAST. I suggest the safest and most reliable set-up of tying bricks or a cinder block to the bottle and submerging it in water. Not only will the water help with stopping shards, it will act as a heat reseviour to heat the CO2/LN2 up fast enough to cause it to explode reliably. If you use a tall bucket or trash can, then all of the shrapnel will be directed upward.

      If you want a REALLY good, reliable, and safe set-up for smaller than 1 liter bottles, try this: Get a large rubber trash can with a lid that snaps onto the top, but can be removed simply by puling on it (no fancy latches). Drill dozens of ~1-1.5 cm holes out of the lid, as many as you can get and still have it be strong. Place a bucket of water in the bottom of the trash can. Fill a bottle (20 oz soda bottles work wonderfully) ~ 1/3 full of Liquid Nitrogen or Dry Ice, and (very very quickly) put the cap on TIGHT, throw the damned thing into the bucket, slam the lid on the can tight, and run away screaming "FIRE IN THE HOLE" (safe distance > 20 feet). In 5-30 seconds, the bottle should blow, the gas and some water will fly out of the holes, and the lid will blow off and fly >10 feet up (watch out for power lines), and a single, beautiful sound will eminate from the beast, enthralling the onlookers while terrifying those who have no idea what just happened. The lid will stay on long enough to slow down the plastic shards to reasonable velocities, but they will still be scattered around the setup.

      Disclamer: This is kinda dangerous, and maybe illegal (disturbing the peace). Do it at your own risk. LN2/Dry ice is COLD, sound is LOUD, shrapnel is FAST. Sometimes the bottle may take longer to blow (especialy if you put too little/too much cold stuff in it). If more than a minute or two passes, then... be carefull. The safest measure is to just let it sit for a LONG time. I've known these things to sit dormant for up to a half hour before going off. However, if you didn't put the cap on tight enough, the gas could have leaked out, and you have nothing more than a cold bottle that you should be afraid of. If you for some reason decide to take the lid off the can and look inside to see what's going on, wear some damn saftey glasses!

      Wow, I didn't really mean to write more than the first paragraph, but I thought that I would get it all down for those interested.

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    8. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by TheDefunctMunky · · Score: 1

      hrmm.. no wonder the muriatic acid turned black when i put aluminum in it... have any more info on this?

    9. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Hahahaha!

      Wow, I didn't really mean to write more than the first paragraph, but I thought that I would get it all down for those interested.

      I have this very amusing impression of you getting interested all over your trousers, lol.

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    10. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by Mt._Honkey · · Score: 1

      I don't get it...

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    11. Re:Hmmm, what about a Dry Ice car ? by Alphtoo · · Score: 1

      "At U of I, we use liquid nitrogen to make ice cream in seconds." Well I, for one, am glad that University education is paying off for you. I'll bet you could get a hot beer ice-cold just by pointing the nitrogen at it! Please keep us posted on experiments of that sort... my beer is hot. All the best, -Alph

  12. Torrent Mirror by SeanTobin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, its the most incorrect use of bittorrent possible! A mirror of a site with some pictures. All tar'd for your enjoyment.
    rocketcar.tar.torrent

    At least I selected a proper chunk size :)

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    1. Re:Torrent Mirror by polymath69 · · Score: 1
      You're right; that is perhaps the most incorrect use of BitTorrent possible. Mostly because the resulting archive is corrupted.

      bash-2.05b$ tar tvf rocketcar.tar
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 96723 2003-05-04 22:32:36 rc1.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 21249 2003-05-04 22:33:11 rc10.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 42863 2003-05-04 22:33:14 rc11.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 49653 2003-05-04 22:33:17 rc12.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 36089 2003-05-04 22:33:20 rc13.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 88759 2003-05-04 22:32:45 rc2.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 31108 2003-05-04 22:32:49 rc2a.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 73544 2003-05-04 22:32:41 rc3.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 66498 2003-05-04 22:32:52 rc4.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 94871 2003-05-04 22:32:55 rc5.jpg
      -rw-rw-rw- user/group 67302 2003-05-04 22:32:58 rc6.jpg
      tar: Unexpected EOF in archive
      tar: Error is not recoverable: exiting now
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    2. Re:Torrent Mirror by SeanTobin · · Score: 1
      Hmm.. try your download again. I have replaced the file and rebuilt the torrent. Never trust winzip to create tar's I guess..
      $ tar tvf rocketcar.tar
      drwxr-xr-x sean/sean 0 2003-05-04 22:02:05 rocketcar/
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 768000 2003-05-04 22:02:21 rocketcar/rc1.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 88759 2003-05-04 22:01:21 rocketcar/rc2.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 31108 2003-05-04 22:01:23 rocketcar/rc2a.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 73544 2003-05-04 22:01:28 rocketcar/rc3.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 66498 2003-05-04 22:01:33 rocketcar/rc4.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 94871 2003-05-04 22:01:40 rocketcar/rc5.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 67302 2003-05-04 22:01:44 rocketcar/rc6.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 35509 2003-05-04 22:01:47 rocketcar/rc7.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 56457 2003-05-04 22:01:51 rocketcar/rc8.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 5224 2003-05-04 22:01:51 rocketcar/rocketcar.htm
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 81949 2003-05-04 22:01:57 rocketcar/rc9.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 21249 2003-05-04 22:01:58 rocketcar/rc10.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 42863 2003-05-04 22:02:01 rocketcar/rc11.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 49653 2003-05-04 22:02:05 rocketcar/rc12.jpg
      -rw-r--r-- sean/sean 36089 2003-05-04 22:02:07 rocketcar/rc13.jpg
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    3. Re:Torrent Mirror by polymath69 · · Score: 1

      Yes, your new .torrent works. Earlier comment partially retracted.

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  13. Just one missing word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't it amazing what you can accomplish by ommiting one single word, such as TOY!

  14. No Darwin Award Here by anagama · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reminds me of that old story about a guy attaching a jet to his Chevy and killing himself, thus meriting a Darwin Award.

    Except the guy with the water rocket car seems far more clever. I want to make one of these myself!

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    1. Re:No Darwin Award Here by 1nsane0ne · · Score: 5, Informative
      Ermm just to clarify for everyone before they click the link, right on the page this story is described to be an urban legend.

      "This Darwin Award is the most popular of all time. Considered true for years, it was later debunked as an Urban Legend by the Arizona Department of Public Safety. The story fooled the judges in 1995, so JATO has been grandfathered in as a Darwin Award Winner."

      Not that you were claiming it was true, just pasting for everyone who's too lazy to scroll below the darwin award's voting stuff.

    2. Re:No Darwin Award Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Whilst thefted from someone elses post a couple of days ago, this guy claims to be responsible for the origins of the rocket-car-into-cliff story. A really detailed and amusing read.

    3. Re:No Darwin Award Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Confirmed Bogus by Darwin

      Right on the page you linked to!!!!

    4. Re:No Darwin Award Here by anagama · · Score: 1

      Chill out. Note that I said "old story". I didn't claim it to be true, though if you scroll down to the bottom of the page, their may be some truth in it. True or false who cares - it is funny.

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  15. Hold out for the by Troll_in_Captivity · · Score: 2, Funny

    Red-Bull powered rocket car. First generations always suck

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  16. I disagree with one thing by worst_name_ever · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article: Let his be a lesson to you SUV owners out there, don't ever attach a giant water rocket to your Ford Expedition!

    Nuts to that. I'd love to see all the Ford Expedition drivers in my town strap big freaking rockets to their gas-guzzling monster trucks and launch themselves and their screaming brats straight to Mars.

    Plus, I bet the mist from the water rocket exhaust would make a purty rainbow. Everybody wins!

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    1. Re:I disagree with one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... that's why it's funny, eh?

  17. He stole that barbie car by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

    from a little girl at a goodwill store.

    Which he then mutilated and then proceeded to launch off a dangerous ramp. He probably got the attention of the whole trailer park.

    If I was that little girl, I'd be kicking him in the nads.
    Fucker.

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    1. Re:He stole that barbie car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I was that little girl, I'd be asking my parents why I have to get my toys from a fucking thrift shop.

  18. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did they compress the water ? a pump ?

    1. Re:But... by PaybackCS · · Score: 1

      My guess would be an air compressor, but it's not on the rocket car page. By the time I got to the site, the server had already been /.ed, but I'm willing to bet there would be more information to be had on the page linked to near the top.

      We did something simillar when I was in middle school; we made rockets out of 2-liter soda bottles, filled them to about 30-50% with water, then using a custom laucher made by one of the teachers, put over 100psi in them and fired them down the football field. You'd be surprised how fast some jocks can run when 20-30 2-liter bottls are flying at them!

  19. Impressive use of water rocket techology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but for my money nothing beats the classic.

  20. Is it just me by jrl87 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this guy's kid have a problem?
    1st I would have given almost anything to shoot, blow up, or melt (or anything else you can think of) a G.I. Joe
    and 2nd why does he have a Barby car

    1. Re:Is it just me by pdbogen · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTFA. He bought the barbie car from Good Will. $0.99, same as 7 packages of Ramen.

    2. Re:Is it just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " $0.99, same as 7 packages of Ramen"

      Dude, you are getting ripped off. They are 10 for $1 where I live.

    3. Re:Is it just me by RGRistroph · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My best price ever was 6.5 cents for each pack, in a big 24-piece box.

    4. Re:Is it just me by chabotc · · Score: 1

      I am always so relieved that so many ./ readers do the right thing and try to prevent ./'ed servers by _not reading the article_!

      From the article: "when I spied a little girl playing with the pink Barbie Thunderbird on the floor. I looked at the wheels, the size, the fact it was a convertible and thought, yesssss. I waited, pretending to look at other toys all the while glancing back at the little girl. Predictably she was distracted by something else, that's when I moved in. 99 cents later it was mine Mine MINE!"

      In other words, the dad bought the car and the son was not involved. (Though that does not account for the lack of destructive urges of the son.. gues he isn't traumatised enough yet for that)

    5. Re:Is it just me by deblassc · · Score: 1

      No I'm Sure that he was tramatized by the fact that his GI Joe was going to ride in a pink car. real american hero crusin in a pink t-bird? I would be upset too.

    6. Re:Is it just me by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      Yep, the good old days. Top Ramen and boiled potatoes kept me alive for many a month in college. I'll teach my kids to do better in high-school, that's for sure.

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  21. Muscle car... by Ianworld · · Score: 0

    I didn't know barbie was into muscle cars :)

  22. Yoinks! Thats dangerous! by madmarcel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank god that site got /.ed so quickly!

    <concerned voice>
    As a concerned parent(-to-be-someday ;) I must
    warn the slashdot editors that they should take more care when posting such recklessly dangerous articles on their website! Tsk tsk tsk!

    Geez, imagine if some naive slashdotter were to try that at home...no doubt he'll get carried away...start using larger bottles...larger barbie car...moving on to a decent size drum...then mounting the whole thing on an old car frame...then the ramp is deployed...the pressure rises...neighbours houses are perforated...and <*bang*> suddenly Slashdot will be the first website ever to be responsible for launching soggy geeks into orbit!! :P

    Yes, it could happen...

    1. Re:Yoinks! Thats dangerous! by don_carnage · · Score: 1

      Gasp! They could end up doing something like this.

  23. Re:First thing I though of from looking at the cli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's spelled diarrhea you idiotic bastard.

  24. Of course, that didn't actually happen. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    If you're going to repeat his experiment, do yourself a favor and install the water bottle at an oblique angle (perhaps 45 degrees towards the front) so that the center of mass is (closer to being) directly across from the force application point. This will reduce torque around the body, and make for more enjoyable ramp jumping action!!!

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  25. Another Mirror by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 5, Informative
    I set up another mirror, just in case.

    http://devilsbsd.mg2.org/waterrocket/

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  26. You freak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    higher a hooker

    I'm imagining some sort of perverted sex act involving an estes rocket motor.

  27. Site is several years old by MonkeyBoyo · · Score: 3, Informative

    As someone who has been on the Water Rocket mailing list for years, this site was discussed several years ago. Still, it is fun and cute.

  28. I smell a new fad by Rellik66 · · Score: 1

    I notice a few design flaws, namely the bottle is pointing straight up! Talk about bad aerodynamics(no wonder it sucked at jumping), would it hurt to somehow put it at an angle?

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    1. Re:I smell a new fad by Troll_in_Captivity · · Score: 1

      No, sorry that was me you're smelling. I always ask for under-cooked chicken when at Pick Up Stix.

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  29. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  30. I got my barbies from the thrift store. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I liked them even if they weren't the same color as me, or they were limb/head-challenged. It taught me to be more tolerant of others.
    And those I can't tolerate I kick in the nads. Or shins, if they are nads-challenged. Sometimes both.

    I always wanted the barbie car. That fucker has to flaunt my childhood around violated with metal valve fittings.

    That's a nads, shin, and fist to the solar plexus. ::gwwwwarwl::

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    1. Re:I got my barbies from the thrift store. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I always wanted the barbie car. That fucker has to flaunt my childhood around violated with metal valve fittings.

      Cancel my subscription, I don't want any more of your issues.

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  31. CO2 cartridge by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

    Forget dry ice, people race cars powered by compressed CO2 cartridges. They can be had for $.50 or less each, if you shop around. Stores better than dry ice.

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    1. Re:CO2 cartridge by graveyhead · · Score: 1

      I prefer these little cartridges, personally ;)

      I tried those C02 ones but they just tasted like someones' bad breath :P

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    2. Re:CO2 cartridge by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      And if you use an old Co2 cylender and fill it with a molten mixture of sulpher and zinc dust , then you will have a solid fuel rocket with a respectable specific impulse

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    3. Re:CO2 cartridge by gekman · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid (late '50s) there were plastic model car kits that you could fasten either a CO2 cartridge or a Jetex solid fuel rocket motor to the back of. They went like a bat out of hell.

      Naturally, we experimented a bit. The best idea we came up with was to put a CO2 cartridge on a (then) 10 cent balsa wood glider with electrician's tape. It easily exceeded the speed of balsa, ripping off the wings at the fuselage and shredding the rudder/horizontal stabilizer about 5 feet after launch.

      BTW, we used a CO2 cartridge "launcher" that we bought at a hobby shop. It was a tube that fit over the narrow end of the cartridge, and it had a spring-loaded nail that punctured the soft end of the cartridge (picture a pinball plunger). Are these things still made?

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    4. Re:CO2 cartridge by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Co2

      I don't think cobalt exist in molecular form, but even if it did, it would be nothing like carbondioxide.

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    5. Re:CO2 cartridge by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      Sulpher and Zinc dust melt mix put in bored out co2 cyl (make the mouth bigger about 1/3 the dia. of the co2 cyl seems to work ) from my days of playing with model rockets BTW the Estes rocket makes a good ignitor

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    6. Re:CO2 cartridge by kasperd · · Score: 1

      co2

      You missed the point. CO2 is carbondioxide. Co2 is cobalt in some molecular form with two atoms which I doubt exist. There is nothing called co2.

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    7. Re:CO2 cartridge by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      Sorry, never could figure out how to handle sub and or super scripts Goood thing I'm not a chemist.Still it works real good

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  32. They're fun! They're hilarious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're slashdotted! Amaze your family with the hilarious error pages!

  33. Compressed Air by heli0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The are several compressed air powered toys on the market as well. The brand "air hogs" seems to be the most common. They have planes, rockets, cars, etc. Here is a pic of some of their products AirHog Products.

    The plane in particular is a lot of fun and will travel ~100m.

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  34. I did that once... by paul248 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was 10 or so, I made something like this. I took a 2-liter pop bottle, turned it sideways, and duct taped it to a set of wheels from an old plastic train. Then I hot-glued part of a pen cap into a hole in the bottom of the bottle, and connected a hose from the pen cap to the side (now the bottom) of the bottle. In order to make it work, I opened the lid and filled it about halfway with water. Then I attached a bike pump to the pen cap, and pushed in some air. When the pump was removed, the air pressure pushed the water up through the hose and out the back, shooting the car forward 3 meters or so. The only problem I had was that I could never get the hot glue to seal well around the pen cap, so it would break loose after a few runs. All in all, it was pretty cool.

  35. uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so is this the homebrew cruise missile everyone is talking about? :P

  36. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is cheaper to power car with triple distilled vodka.

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do that here too. Just look for ethanol-powered vehicles.

  37. It Slashdotted everywhere by Lucky+Kevin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's the google cache

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  38. Taco, slashdot. Has it ever occurred to you..... by zymano · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    to you that maybe you should have the entire page downloaded onto your server so it wont be

    SERVER BUSY.

    Sheesh.

  39. Re:Taco, slashdot. Has it ever occurred to you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My bet is that they will not do that until someone sues them.

  40. To hell with water.... by ThrudTheBarbarian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Along much the same lines, here's one a friend showed me once (and I've done myself).

    Take an old 2-Liter, make sure it's dry. Create a small hole in the center of the lid, about big enough to insert the head of a Bic pen (3/16" ish). Take a capful of rubbing alcohol, dunp it in the bottle, screw the cap back on and swirl it around until it all evaporates. Then, take it OUTSIDE (preferably at night) and hold it in one hand, cap down. Take a lighter with the other hand and touch it to the hole in the cap. Instant rocket. The cool thing about this is that at night you can watch a blue flame wave travel up the bottle as it goes up.

    Some important notes:

    1) Make sure the hole in the cap is big enough or it blows up as the pressure can't escape fast enough
    2) If it blows up, you didn't hear this from me :)
    3) I'm told not to try this with 5-Gal plastic water bottles (the hole isn't big enough)
    4) Rubbing alcohol with higher percentage alcohol is better (there are at least two types commonly available here)
    5) Cycle fresh air into the bottle before re-launching

    Have Fun

    Usual disclaimer - this is for entertainment purposes only - so if you blow yourself up, it's not my fault (but make sure to do it spectacularly in front of friends because this is for entertainment :^))

  41. Impress your friends by qaffle · · Score: 1

    Show off your new water-rocket powered cars, zero to slashdot in under 10 seconds.

  42. Is it monkey navigated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As Reverend Lovejoy spake (reading Homer's wedding vows):

    "Do you Marge take Homer in richness and poorness, poorness is underlined, in impotence and im-potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet powered monkey navigated...and it goes on like this..."

  43. Re:First thing I though of from looking at the cli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call 1-976-PERVERT

  44. I'm disappointed by Kris+Magnusson · · Score: 1

    I thought they were going to use a real car

    .............. kris

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  45. 70's quotage by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny



    There's this car...that runs on water! It runs on water man!

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  46. Re:Why did they kill Jean Gray in X2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she'll be back. Read up about the Phoenix Force.

    Also, change your tampons every 4 hours to avoid toxic shock syndrome

  47. ::Makes a face:: by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    lol

    classic. but seriously, what is the deal? You say you want barbie, they won't give it to you. You grow out of it, and they push it on you. ::confused::

    Did your parents ever play that trick on you with Gi-Joe or legos or anything?

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    1. Re:::Makes a face:: by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Did your parents ever play that trick on you with Gi-Joe or legos or anything?

      Yeah, well, but I can't remember specifics. My parents have a big collective heart, but have always failed in implementation. They'd promise all kinds of stuff, and then not be able to deliver.

      When my kids ask me for stuff, I give them a straight answer. I haven't failed yet to either provide when I said I would, or tell them I couldn't without raising their hopes. 4 years so far (my oldest is 4), so good. :)

      But right about now I'm thinking about taking them out and showing them a bottle rocket-powered car. I wonder if my daughter still has a car I can use for it? Aaa, I can find one. :)

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  48. Another Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since it took me awhile to get into the mirrors I saw, here's another. http://omerta.impractical.net/water_car/

  49. Anyone else do this in High School? by notb4dinner · · Score: 2

    We actually did pretty much the same thing for a 'Design and Technology' project in high school. The team who got their car to go the furthest won a small cash prize. Of course on our side of the planet there's this thing called aerodynamics so the bottles were mounted horizontally. Beyond that the only secret to getting maximum velocity out of these things is to experiment and find the optimum volume of water, so that you run out of proppellant at the same time as the pressure runs out.

  50. Yep by evilmuffins · · Score: 0

    Must be a slow day for Slashdot...

    1. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is a sunday...

  51. this is cool... by Wierd+Willy · · Score: 1

    When I was seven years old, we glued water rockets (the old kind from the 70's) on to our tonka Trucks. We had a water rocket powered dump truck that was kinda cool, but the fastest one was the Corgicar porche that had a water rocket tied to the roof with hose clamps. I wish I had pictures of these, we did this back in the early 70's.

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  52. US Army uses gel-rocket bazookas by Thagg · · Score: 1

    One of the fascinating articles that John Young linked to in his invaluable Cryptome a few years ago was a PDF of some new portable missles -- sadly, I've lost the original file.

    In this there was a tube-launched missle that worked much like a water rocket. The front half of the missle was the warhead, and the back half was filled with a relatively (compared to water) high-density gel. At the front of the gel section, in about the middle of the missle, was a small explosive.

    On launch, the explosive would fire, generating gas that would propel the gel out of a nozzle in the back of the rocket at high velocity. The final speed of the missle was on the order of 300 knots -- quite slow for a rocket.

    The big upside of this, though, was that it could be fired indoors stealthily. There would be no huge cloud of smoke at the launch point -- there would be very little indication where the rocket had come from except for a large mess of jelly on a wall.

    Pretty wild.

    thad

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  53. Re:Taco, slashdot. Has it ever occurred to you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, he has. And he's written a very nice explanation of why he decided against it in the FAQ, dumbass.

  54. OT - Your Sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pattern for the "Soviet Russia" jokes (and I believe that when that Smirnoff guy started them, they were "In Soviet Union" jokes) is reversing the order of things; I think the cannonical example is "In Soviet Union, cheeseburger eats you!". So since the song goes "Today's Tom Sawyer he gets high on you", it should be "In Soviet Union (Russia), you get high on today's Tom Sawyer."

    Just to be pedantic.

  55. Quick! Somebody find... by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

    The Barbie RV! That thing should hold a couple of bottles.

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  56. Re:Lovable Old Ike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL

  57. Damn, I saw another headline! by faaaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Water-powered rocket-cars, now THAT would have been something!

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  58. Obligatory Newsradio Quote by echucker · · Score: 1

    Why have one of those when you can have a super karate monkey death car?

  59. Cars? by listen · · Score: 1

    I read it as cats...

    Now water-rocket powered cats would be something to see.... ;-)

  60. Oh the irony ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.outsideconnection.com/rockets/rocketcar .htm

    [outsideCONNECTION.com]

    Too Many Users

    There are too many CONNECTED users. Please try again later.

    HA!HA!

  61. these things can fly men too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://ast.leeds.ac.uk/~knapp/rockets/
    they have a movie of a MANNED WATER ROCKET FLIGHT.
    yes sir :)

  62. I have one of these.. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    .. except it's Oil powered and I drive it to work.

    1. Re:I have one of these.. by legaleagll · · Score: 1

      So, let me get this straight. You have an Oil powered Barbie car that you drive to work???

  63. Super Soakers.. by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    Super Soakers (invented by Lonnie Johnson) had both a super soaker car, and styrofoam airplane
    (I owned both) the car was filled with water, and then pumped with the included bicycle pump looking thing.

    I don't think it got anywhere near this kind of speed tho

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  64. it's a toy?!?!? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else disappointed that it was a toy car? I was hoping for a real water-rocket-powered car.

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  65. Re:Why did they kill Jean Gray in X2? by Moekandu · · Score: 1

    Good God! Now I just feel old.

    Jean Grey's death kicks off probably the most famous story arc in X-Men history. Were you paying attention at the end of the movie? You know, the part where the camera is flying over the water of the new lake and you see these nebulous green wings?

    That's the Phoenix. Imagine Jean Grey with the power to rip the planet in half. And then for an encore do the same thing to our sun.

    Now imagine her going bad. Very bad. And wearing a black leather corset and thigh high boots. Can you say, "Spanking?"

    You ain't seen nothin' yet, child.

    Moekandu

    Yes, I can't believe I'm responding to a -1 Offtopic either.

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  66. Jinkies! by buck_wild · · Score: 1

    Have another Scooby snack, Scoob!

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  67. Re:First thing I though of from looking at the cli by Alphtoo · · Score: 1

    Hehehhh... the first thing I thougt was that somebody has entirely too much time on his hands. And then I saw the smiles on those kids' faces, and remembered some of the things my Dad did for us when we were kids and it all made sense. I tell folks that I was a kid before they had technology, and televisions all had tubes and most were B&W, and you had to peddle real fast to get 'em to run. That last part is, of course, bullshit, but not too far off the mark. All the best, - Alph