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  1. Re:Most Americans on Most Americans Want Gov't To Make Internet Safer · · Score: 1
    www.hotmenfuckingducks.com
    You asshat! Never get my hopes up like that again!
  2. Re:Dear, on Linux For Losers According To De Raadt · · Score: 1

    I totally want a shirt that says that.

  3. Re:Already slow; Full Text of Article: on If Bad Software Developers Built Houses... · · Score: 4, Funny

    Aaauugh, the typos! Comma splices! Run-ons! My bleeding eyes!

  4. Re:Of course... on If Bad Software Developers Built Houses... · · Score: -1

    So does that mean that Microsoft designed this guy?

  5. A parrot? on Could Apple's Intel Desktop Threaten Linux? · · Score: 0

    It's not a dupe, but close. Call it a parrot?

  6. Re:Marginal effect on Linux on Dvorak Says Apple Move to Intel Will Harm Linux · · Score: 1

    Those programs run on Windows, too, but I don't think it's ready for enterprise-class server applications, either. Just because you can run them doesn't mean you should.

  7. Re:Marginal effect on Linux on Dvorak Says Apple Move to Intel Will Harm Linux · · Score: 1
    1. Okay, so maybe you've got me on the first point, although it is nice to know that the architecture is scalable.

    2. One word: Windows. Popular != good.

    I'm not saying the Pentium is no good. I'm saying it's no good compared to the G5. Or the Athlon64 or Opteron. Or even the Itanium.

  8. Re:More good than harm. on Dvorak Says Apple Move to Intel Will Harm Linux · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, it will at least kill one Linux vendor.

  9. Re:Marginal effect on Linux on Dvorak Says Apple Move to Intel Will Harm Linux · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Ding ding ding! Thank you, dave-tx, we have a winner!

    Why OS X on x86 won't kill Linux:

    1. It's not free.
    2. It's not that other free, either.
    3. It won't run on a generic whitebox that you built from Newegg.
    4. It probably won't run on those nice 1U rackmount servers you just bought from HP.
    5. Loyalty. Loyal Mac users have taken Apple through all sorts of dark ages, but they aren't programmers. OTOH, most open source hackers are loyal Linux or BSD users, who aren't likely to switch.
    6. It's not a real Unix. Of the tiny handful of Unix gurus I know who have switched, they have all switched on the desktop, not in the server room. As we all know, Linux's greatest strength is in the latter, and my experience suggests that OS X is simply not ready for enterprise-class server applications.
    7. Netinfo. It's even worse than ncsd.
    8. Cost. If you expect an Apple box to cost significantly less with a different processor, you're smoking crack.
    9. Performance. Anyone who wants serious power will still go with Linux, especially since Apple is inexplicably going from a 64-bit processor with a 128-bit memory bus to a 32-bit clunky piece of junk.

    Summary: We might see a blip in the desktop penetration of Linux, and possibly a fiery Clash of the Zealots, but that's about it.

  10. Croonchy Stars boxes! on Has Anyone Made an Artificial Diamond Ring? · · Score: 1
    Did anyone else eat the Swedish Chef's Croonchy Stars cereal? On the back of the box it had a suggestion to bury the box as deep as possible for about a million years, after which time the heat and pressure of the earth will have turned the carbon in the box into a diamond. I even found a picture (low-res, unfortunately) of the back of the box here -- I can just make out the heading "Amaze your mom! Turn this box into a REAL DIAMOND!"

    Anyhow, just a suggestion. You probably wanted it a little sooner, eh?

  11. Re:No PowerPC Linux in the Review?! on G5 vs. x86 and Mac OS X vs. Linux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think they should have gone all the way and used one of the distros that has ports for both x86 and PPC -- run the same software on both platforms. (E.g., Debian, Ubuntu, FreeBSD, etc.) Then you'd get to test out the hardware. This way, you have two variables: hardware and OS. If you want real benchmarks, you have to isolate these. First test a G5 running Debian against an Opteron system running Debian; then test a G5 running Debian against a G5 running OS X. Hey presto, results that actually mean something.

  12. Re:There Is No Comparison on G5 vs. x86 and Mac OS X vs. Linux · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, it's a Lamborghini stuck in the mud of netinfo.

  13. Re:My idea for a new google product on Oregon Woman Sues Yahoo for $3 Million · · Score: 1, Troll

    Your working environment must be verrrrrry different from mine....

  14. Re:Self policing society on Vigilante Hackers use Old West Tactics for Justice · · Score: 0, Troll
    Fact: His "long, stupid rant [was] currently modded half troll, half insightful."

    Fact: His long, stupid rant is currently 50% insightful, 30% troll, and 20% overrated.

    I dunno about you, but that's all I need to know that his so-called "hivemind" that ruthlessly crushes all those who disagree with the dogma of /. is a bogeyman, a myth that's every bit as real as Santa Claus, the easter bunny, and Amiga Persecution Complex.

  15. Re:Self policing society on Vigilante Hackers use Old West Tactics for Justice · · Score: 1, Insightful
    For those of you that don't have time to read that much text, here's a translation:
    <whining>A lot of people on /. have similar opinions, but since those opinions aren't mine I'll cry and bitch about a "hivemind." Don't you people understand that "consensus" and "agreement" are just fancy words for "oppression of dissent," and that "community" is slang for "intolerance"?</whining>
    Your long, stupid rant is currently modded half troll, half insightful. So much for a hivemind.
  16. Re:What a letdown! on The Scoop on the Xbox 360's Embedded OS? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Secretly Roland Piquepaille.

  17. What a letdown! on The Scoop on the Xbox 360's Embedded OS? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was hoping it'd be something incredible and barely believable, like OS X or BeOS or Plan 9. But no, it's just a derivative of the original XBox OS. Weak. All that suspense for almost nothing. This story is worse than the ending of Citizen Kane, when "Rosebud" turned out to be his sled.

  18. Re:Wimp. on Search Engines for Your Intranet or Small Business? · · Score: 1

    Not even Windows is a totally insurmountable problem.

  19. Re:apt vs windows update on Windows Cheaper to Patch Than Open Source? · · Score: 1

    That's pretty easy, but I have all of the SuSE boxen I administer set to auto-update nightly, so I never type a thing. Either way -- one line at the CLI or a few clicks when you set up the box -- it's pretty cheap. Of course, you can set Windows to auto-update, too, but it has to reboot every time, and only installs so-called "critical" updates. Nonetheless, if updating any recent Linux distro is cheaper than any recent version of Windows, or vice-versa, it amounts to a rounding error in the grand scheme of things.

  20. Re:but... but... but... on Hyper-Threading, Linus Torvalds vs. Colin Percival · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's only one way to find the truth: cage match between Dvorak and Percival. Whoever comes out alive wins.

  21. Re:requires RHEL? on Free Alternatives to Red Hat Enterprise Linux 3.0? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There is *lots* of software out there that requires RHEL. What does RH offer? Name recognition, and that's about it. Most of this software would just need a quick recompile at most to make it run on SuSE or Debian or whatever the distro-du-jour is, but that's more work compiling and more work supporting that the vendor has to do. So they choose a distro, and the distro that most suits have heard of is Redhat. The end. It's not that Redhat offers some nifty sweet functionality; it's just that people who wear ties know what Redhat is, but haven't a clue what "Debian" is, and think "Slackware" is a clothing line.

    So it's a nice question to ask, but I always make sure to ask vendors when they'll support other distros, and the answer, often as not, is "never."

  22. Re:Newegg alternative? on Online Shoppers Aren't Impulsive · · Score: 1

    Ouch. I used to use Mwave, and there's always Street Prices. I'd be as interested as you, though, in what alternatives are out there.

  23. Two words: on Online Shoppers Aren't Impulsive · · Score: 1
  24. Re: Just call it MalWart on Wal-Mart Parody Site Censored by DMCA · · Score: 3, Funny
    I prefer to call it WalFart, myself.
    "We smell for less"?
  25. Re:14 character password? on Security for the Paranoid · · Score: 5, Funny
    The former is on a sticky note under the keyboard.

    Did I win?