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Security for the Paranoid

Stephenmg writes "In Security for the Paranoid, Mark Burnett talks about his computer security methods after other Security profesionals say he is too Paranoid. 'Paranoia is the key to success in the security world. Is it time to worry when other security professionals consider you too paranoid? I require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords on our home network and I'm considering issuing them smart cards.' I don't see anything wrong with his methods."

449 comments

  1. Burnett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mark Burnett talks about his computer security methods...

    "Outwit, outplay, and outlast those pesky script-kiddies."

    1. Re:Burnett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just use a VM/ESA mainframe. Bullet proof.

    2. Re:Burnett by mcslappy · · Score: 1

      very true, my old job was operating a VM mainframe... it took the first month just learning all the commands.

      it took just as long to remember my password and mask code for CICS/E

    3. Re:Burnett by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Outwit, outplay, and outlast those pesky script-kiddies."

      When to we get to vote them off the island already?

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  2. Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by xmas2003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While being paranoid is argueably good (although Mark may be a bit extreme compared to most), I did wonder a bit about one comment near the end of the article which was: "And I install hotfixes the day Microsoft releases them" which seems to put an awful lot of trust in Microsoft (or any other vendor for that matter) not to release a patch that has problems.

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    1. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by wdd1040 · · Score: 4, Funny

      He just doesn't tell you he rebuilds all computers on his network two days after the patch is released.

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      wdd
    2. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by sysera · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I thought this was odd too. But then again people think I'm strange for not allowing product Linux machines to update automatically with package managers over an unsecured network or via an outside source.

    3. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1, Troll

      Beat me to it. I was just about to post "He runs Windows, the fucking pouser."

      Nuff' said.

      --

      Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
    4. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, that does sound silly.
      Want to hear what I do for security?
      1) Don't use any Microsoft products,
      2) I write the passwords for my wife and kid
      because I know theirs won't have a combo of
      capital, small, numbers, and characters in it,
      3) Have a single, secure firewall only letting in
      ssh connections and broadcasting only Apache.

      It's been 7 years, no problems yet. For someone to say they're paranoid about security, then say they use Microsoft products is kind of like saying "I'm a beer conneseur. Yeah, I'd like to order a Coors light."

    5. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative
      awful lot of trust in Microsoft (or any other vendor for that matter) not to release a patch that has problems.

      Don't worry let him get one or two bad ones and that'll change his tune. Fortunately for him, MS hasn't released a bad one in a few years. (If you don't count SP2 which had its problems).

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      Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    6. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      If you run any kind of Microsoft OS at all, you're not paranoid enough.

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      --
      "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
      "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
    7. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next we'll find out he using a MAC...Good Lord.

      No one interested in Security would run anything but MS-DOS 6.2

    8. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I'm a beer conneseur. Yeah, I'd like to order a Coors light."

      How else do you cleanse the palate between beers?

    9. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by pegr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Beat me to it. I was just about to post "He runs Windows, the fucking pouser."

      Precisly correct. He does all this to "feel good" without understanding the threat. Does he check his firewall logs daily? Did he disable LM hashes on his Windows box? (If not, the 14 char password is really just two sevens...)

      I've always maintained that strict adherence to protocol is the last bastion for the truly evil and truly stupid...

    10. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by nharmon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not really necessary:

      FTFA: "I do my Internet browsing from a locked down VMWare box that has no rights on my network."

      All that he needs to do is revert to a previously known-good vmware image.

    11. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
      And I install hotfixes the day Microsoft releases them

      Skip trust. That boy must have a lot of time on his hands.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    12. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark is very paranoid and needs to consult a psychiatrist urgently. He is also not a professional blindfolded trusting M$, installing 3 firewalls etc.. He behaves irrationally and lacks basic understanding of computers, operating systems and networks. He is just a fake, making money from his illnes. I wouldn't trust a guy like him to secure any network or computer.
      Have a nice day.

    13. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by baadger · · Score: 1

      More importantly, did he change his password after disabling the LM hashing, because otherwise it's equally pointless.

    14. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure all the linux weenies pour over patches as soon as they're released. mmhmm

    15. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      How else do you cleanse the palate between beers?

      Wild Turkey.

      Duh.

    16. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Skip Microsoft.

      He has an awful lot of trust in his kids.

      No Dad, I didn't install that game... No Dad, I don't know who installed that driver... No Dad, I don't know who tried to delete the "WINDOWS" folder to make more space for MP3's.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    17. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm Paranoid but I use Windows?????
      He puts the 'moron' in 'oxymoron'

    18. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by 0racle · · Score: 1

      If you can't securly run windows, you don't know what your doing.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    19. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Hm. If I'm a troll somebody please explain to me what true paranoid would use something that he can't get the source for?

      Really doesn't make any sense to me that he trusts MS over himself.

      --

      Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
    20. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that. The fact he doesn't test them is a problem IMO. Security is one element of trust; stability is another one.

    21. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by NekkidBob · · Score: 1

      Unless you've personally security audited (and actually know how to do that correctly) every single line of code, there is NO WAY you can "trust" something just because you have code to it. Unless you are trained to security audit all the different code you use in your Operating System, you might as well just install binaries and have faith in the actual coders, because the ability to see something alone doesn't make it more secure. That's like saying you're safer in NYC because there are more people who can see you. Yet people still get killed there every day.

    22. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are vulnerabilities in MS-DOS 6.2, please upgrade to MS-DOS 6.22 as soon as possible.

    23. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      I don't and I do install binaries. The point is that with OSS if I suspect that there is a problem or if I just want to know I have the *option* of finding out by auditing or having the code audited.

      For example I run OpenBSD on a lot of my boxes and am moving more and more of my cloud facing boxes over to it every day. Granted I don't read every line of code but I know the reps of the people who have and I have the choice to do so.

      Now tell me how to get that same sense of well being out of *any* closed source OS/application.

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      Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
    24. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, did he change his password after disabling the LM hashing, because otherwise it's equally pointless.

      Every "password day" I'm sure... RTFA

    25. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're not a troll... You're a +1 Troll! Dig it baby!

    26. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by pAnkRat · · Score: 0

      There you have it,
      you trust some hackers in the open BSD comunity.

      Now, my dad, he trusts this big company in Remond for quiet the same reasons you trust the BSD guys.

      Face it, it is the same principle but from a different angle.

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      we need an "-1 Plain wrong" moderation option!
    27. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      They have a really good reputation and a record of one remote hole in over 8 years?

      They give your dad full access to the source so that he can have anybody he wants to audit it?

      What company are we talking about? I'd like to do business with them.

      --

      Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
  3. paranoid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    get with it man, you're not important, nobody wants your porn

    1. Re:paranoid? by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Funny
      get with it man, you're not important, nobody wants your porn

      If it is homemade, they want it. It will end up on Kazza. Then when some kid at the local library is trying to download it, and the school catches him, and the principal sees your wife. Man, that would suck!. And all the parents wanted to do was save the experience on DVD for their own private use. Now the whole town can see them in thier most private moment.

      --

      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    2. Re:paranoid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do!

    3. Re:paranoid? by alexhohio · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants his porn? What if he has nude pics of Richard Hatch!!! Seriously, what could Burnett have that anyone would want?

      --
      Almost every Harvard student was High School Valedictorian- After a year of college, half are in the bottom of the class
    4. Re:paranoid? by INetUser · · Score: 1
      From the Article: Mark Burnett is an independent researcher, consultant, and writer specializing in Windows security.

      See what specializing in Windows security will do to you? I recommend against using windows when security is needed. Better to use Linux.

    5. Re:paranoid? by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "If it is homemade, they want it..."

      did you not see his picture next to the article? Trust me, no one wants any photos of him or whatever he managed to marry doing anything.

      Now if he has a teenage daughter....

      --
      my karma will be here long after I'm gone
    6. Re:paranoid? by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Are you speaking from personal experience?

      Just kidding.

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      Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  4. Not secure enough... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only truely secure computer is one which is switched off and disconnected from the network.

    And smashed with a sledgehammer.

    And set on fire, to the temperature of 600F, which should be sufficient to destroy the magnetic bits in the hard drive.

    And then nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

    --
    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    1. Re:Not secure enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      " The only truely secure computer is one which is ... disconnected from the network."

      That's why I recommend Comcast for all your security needs!

    2. Re:Not secure enough... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why you post anon? I want to reward you RICHLY with funny bones!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:Not secure enough... by squirrelist · · Score: 1

      ...but an alien race will be able to still read your data after turning it off, disconnecting it, smashing it, setting it on fire, and nuking it.

      But then again, what I've learned from ID4 is that aliens aren't that concerned with computer security.

    4. Re:Not secure enough... by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Don't say those things! There was once a "stupid boss" story on Shark Tank about a guy who heard the "only truely secure computer" adage, and intrepreted it literally. He had a server room built with no network connections. When his underlings asked him to explain how they were supposed to connect the servers to the network without cabling, he told them they were well paid to figure that out for themselves.

      If anybody comes near my desk with a blowtorch, I'm blaming you!

    5. Re:Not secure enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      QUOTE:
      The only truely secure computer is one which is switched off and disconnected from the network.
      And smashed with a sledgehammer.
      And set on fire, to the temperature of 600F, which should be sufficient to destroy the magnetic bits in the hard drive.
      And then nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. ...unless you've deleted data that you desperately need, in which case the DOD, FBI, CIA, NSA and God Himself won't be able to retrieve it.

    6. Re:Not secure enough... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      A true paranoid probably wouldn't use computers at all.

      I worked with a borderline clinical paranoid and systems he developed were all but totally unusable by anyone else. Uneccesarily complex, hard to understand; deliberately so because he was paranoid. Trying to cover every possibility, endlessly chasing imaginary, potential bugs that might possibly be found by someone at some time in the future. Just in case.

      How useful is that?

      Not very.

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    7. Re:Not secure enough... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      How useful is that?

      Depends on your application. Email server, probably not useful. Secret Squirrel encryptor device, very useful.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    8. Re:Not secure enough... by nigelc · · Score: 2, Funny
      You've actually worked with Stallman? I envy you.

      (dons flameproof suit)

      --


      Cthulhu Barata Nikto
    9. Re:Not secure enough... by ledow · · Score: 1

      I suppose it'd be relevant to say that this Windows installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.

    10. Re:Not secure enough... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Noone who created GNU Emacs could possibly be even nearly paranoid...

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    11. Re:Not secure enough... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You jest, but don't we all live like that. I joke that Paranoia is a Religion. People worship personal information, and before letting it into go into some sort of purgatory, it's destroyed to protect it 'sole' for lack of a better word.

      Treating your password like a good luck charm against ID theft, treating your fire wall like a shrine that gets sacrifices of software, and the Death Rights of a hard drive. And, like with most religions, the more devout you are the safer you are.

      Now, convert or pay!

      --
      We are the Borg...
    12. Re:Not secure enough... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Use a cutting torch to reduce the drive plates to slag. Crush the slag into powder. Eat the powder over a period of weeks. Take care to defecate in a different city (different continent is better) after each dose of power.

    13. Re:Not secure enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had it not been AC, I would expect some credit where due.

    14. Re:Not secure enough... by lw54 · · Score: 1

      Because he's probably sitting in the Comcast NOC =P

    15. Re:Not secure enough... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I was just content to take the drive over to the local steel mill and toss it into the one of furnaces.

      It worked to get rid of skynet, didn't it?

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    16. Re:Not secure enough... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Now, convert or pay!

      Why either/or? You make more money if you demand both. ;-)

    17. Re:Not secure enough... by daeley · · Score: 1

      They can bill me!

      --
      I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    18. Re:Not secure enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet just launch it on a trajectory to the sun and let it be bruned, crushed and fused in one fell sloop?

    19. Re:Not secure enough... by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

      Well . . . they were Mac-compatible, so that's saying something . . .

      --

      I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

    20. Re:Not secure enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutl right, Someone broke into myhouse and stole a computer a while back. Teft is more likely then someone breaking in via the Internet.

      You don't need to destroy the computer, encrypted data would do the sdame thing.

    21. Re:Not secure enough... by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      Yes, but what about the electromagnetic radiation put out by that computer? That's currently off propagating into outer space in all directions at the speed of light. Sooner or later extraterrestrials or humans equipped with a faster-than-light drive will intercept that transmission and reconstruct your data.

      The only true solution is to destroy all matter and energy within a radius of several light years. Or maybe a giant tinfoil sphere several light years in diameter to contain the electromagnetic radiation...

    22. Re:Not secure enough... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      And of course all of this should look like an accident...

    23. Re:Not secure enough... by hurfy · · Score: 1

      The author of our accounting system i am guessing... :(

    24. Re:Not secure enough... by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      ...and then sunk into the swamp.

    25. Re:Not secure enough... by Java+Ape · · Score: 1

      I recommend only SCO unix -- once the TCP/IP stack crashes, eth0 is automatically secured.

  5. Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He who gains security at the expense of laziness deserves neither. - Ben Franklin

  6. Convenience = 1/Security by winkydink · · Score: 5, Funny

    And this guy is set up very secure.

    Is he mentally ill? Let's just say he doesn't sound like the type of person I'd want to have a beer with.

    In fact, he sounds a lot more like the type of person who has food, water & weapons buried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse.

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by ClickNMix · · Score: 5, Funny

      In fact, he sounds a lot more like the type of person who has food, water & weapons buried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse.

      But if you did have a beer with him, come the Apocalypse, maybe he'd let you have some of his food and water.

      --
      I saw the light at the end of the tunnel... But it was just someone with a flashlight bringing more work.
    2. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1
      In fact, he sounds a lot more like the type of person who has food, water & weapons buried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse.


      Take a second look and you'll notice that most of us seem like that to those outside of the CI field.

      --
      "You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone." -George Carlin
    3. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      Also someone with a very good memory, give those awfully lot fast changing passwords.

      --
      It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
      Be yourself no matter what they say
    4. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      My redneck uncles did that for Y2K and they have probably never used a computer. I wonder what they are doing with all those 50 Gallon Drums of dried beans & rice. Who would want to live on beans and rice for 5 years anyway? Maybe if you had some Lousianna Hot Sauce.

    5. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. Actually not. Most CI professionals realize that the effort taken to protect information should be proportional to the value of the information being protected. This guy acts like he has the formula to Coca-Cola on his machines.

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    6. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking. I use secure passwords, and I change them relatively often, but I only have about 5 going at any one point in time.

      Beyond that, I have certain passwords for things that I don't care if someone exploits, (e.g my hotmail spam account).

      Good security is important, but you don't need it everywhere.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    7. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by soupdevil · · Score: 1

      Who would want to live on beans and rice for 5 years anyway?
      Um... maybe the 500 million+ children who are severely underfed? Or us vegans.

    8. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt he would have time for a beer with all of that time he spends changing passwords and reading logs. He probably would have to change all of his passwords after the beer anyway out of fear that he drunkenly told you his password for suicidegirls.com.

    9. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pre Y2k, my Dad and I were discussing the Generators on sale at Costco. He asked if I was going to buy one.

      I said 'Nah. If the power is out on Jan 1, I'll step out on the front porch and listen. Three generators will start up within earshot,followed soon thereafter by three gunshots, then those generators will start up in different locations of the sub-division.'

      --
      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    10. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the equation should be:

      kSC = 1

      where S is security, C is convenience, and k is a parameter which represents the security-godhood of your sysadmin (e.g. Bruce Shneier would be in the 0.9+ range, your average MIS grunt being ~0).

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      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    11. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by whoever57 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is he mentally ill?
      Well, I thought that he was over-careful until I got to this part of the article:

      I don't do it because I think someone is going to go through my trash to reassemble bits of my research notes.

      He may well be correct, but, given he is an "independent researcher, consultant, and writer specializing in Windows security", I have my doubts that someone would want to make the effort of reassembling his shredded notes.

      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    12. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 0

      You can laugh now, but when the Apocalypse gets here, you won't be laughing.

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    13. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by GodBlessTexas · · Score: 1

      I have food, water, and weapons burried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse, and even I think this guy is a little too paranoid. Then again, he's a refreshing, even if slightly frightening, change from most security professionals who normally have the worst security practices in their personal lives.

      --
      Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
    14. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by lilmouse · · Score: 1

      No, he sounds like the kind of person who washes his hands 10 times after going to the bathroom.

      --LWM

    15. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Delusions of granduer to be sure.

      That said, we have a lock on the door to our data center, and a camera that snaps a shot as you go in. Backups are made 3 floors above on a half-floor, that nobody knows about, and requires a key to access as well. The backup tapes for our operation are in one of those locked locations, or in the hands of a courier who carts them offsite to some remote salt mine or something.

      We aren't keeping the formula of coke. We are keeping our donor database and membership roles. They are priceless to us.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    16. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Is he mentally ill? Let's just say he doesn't sound like the type of person I'd want to have a beer with.

      Don't worry, he'll be the designated driver. :)

    17. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, that should probably be SC=k. Either that or invert the meaning of k, to put Schneier around 0 and a loser at several million.

    18. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You equation is wrong. Technologies that use, say, smartcard authentication and a PKI for single sign-on are much more secure than using individual passwords. They are also much more convenient.

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      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    19. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Jtheletter · · Score: 3, Insightful
      In fact, he sounds a lot more like the type of person who has food, water & weapons buried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse.

      A poor choice of location. In the event that the shockwave from a nuclear blast hits the area (assuming you're still far enough from the epicenter to avoid the radiation) all of the trees in the forest will be burned and/or knocked down, covering your cache.
      As long as we're being paranoid here, let's at least plan accordingly. When it comes to the apocalypse, concrete is your best bet for protecting valuable hordes of food, supplies, and weapons. ;)

      "These are the rules of New Quahog!"

      --
      -- I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. It's not my fault that life sucks so much. --
    20. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Well, I thought that he was over-careful until I got to this part of the article...

      Maybe I'm misreading your reply, however if I'm not please note his use of the word don't - this word is very important for understand the phrase (and many others in the article) He is saying that his motive ISN'T that he thinks someone is reading his notes, but rather that he is motivated simply by following best practices of security, or at least what he thinks are the best practices of security.

      Of course personally I think he's way over the top. On the flip side there are countless drones that are under the bottom, using the same password all over the place (and not changing it for years), trusting anyone and everything, and so on.

    21. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1
      Now that you've told the world that you keep you tape backups in a secret half floor 3 floors above the data center for the Frankin Institute, you blown half your security.


      Of course I won't need the key , as I also know that you use a courier service to carry them offsite, Shouldn't be that hard to watch the building for a few days and jack up the courier as he leaves. :)

    22. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Not always. For example, I automatically back things up and such using a passwordless private SSH key.

    23. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe he's just friends with Mr Bush. :)

    24. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      You must not be accustomed to the concept of a few thousand eye witnesses, and being 1 block from the local police headquarters.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    25. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, I misread the original article. However, the only reason to spread the shreds of one's reports in one's garden would be because one thinks someone might reassemble them. If one don't believe the reassembly might ever happen, then one is simply wasting one's time, not being careful. That time could probably be put to better use.

    26. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1

      Unless I follow the courier to your remote salt mine and rob him there

    27. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 1

      "a half-floor that nobody knows about"
      Everyone who saw Being John Malkovich knows about your secret half floor. So that's what they were doing with all those filing cabinets. Malkovich, malkovich malkovich, malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich.

    28. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Then you must not be accustomed to guys with machine guns guarding places with 20 foot high barbed wire fences.

      Because believe me, we are the lowliest of this places's customers.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    29. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      You laugh, but we have doors that are half height.

      (A flight of fire stairs cuts into the floor, so the half door goes into a half-hieght storage room.)

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    30. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

      He who would sacrifice essential conveniences for a little bit of temporary security deserves neither convenience nor security.

      Sorry, Ben.

    31. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1
      Do ehst your saying is we nab some courier before he gets to the salt mine, not necessarily yours, but maybe some other guy as he heads that way, as the odds are he has much better data.

      My point wasn't that I want to grab your data in particular, but that your security is only as strong as the weakest link. You providing even small details of your data policies on a public website, could give some one who is interested in your stuff some of the tools they need to obtain it.

    32. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Point taken. I actually feel pretty stupid about that.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    33. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Sique · · Score: 1
      We aren't keeping the formula of coke.


      The formula for Coke might be found here. I thought this was your backup.
      --
      .sig: Sique *sigh*
    34. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1

      Don't feel stupid. It takes a big man to to admit that. Your a better person then most here. :)

  7. It's a good start by empty+drum · · Score: 5, Funny

    Paranoia's a good starting point for the IT Security beginner, but well-informed abject fear is the mark of a seasoned professional.

    --
    Creative Commons music that doesn't suck: emptydrum.com
    1. Re:It's a good start by rovingeyes · · Score: 1
      Paranoia's a good starting point for the IT Security beginner, but well-informed abject fear is the mark of a seasoned professional

      Apart from that I'd say less of jargons and catchy phrases and more of useful and practical information to end user.

    2. Re:It's a good start by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      No, the ability to inflict abject fear is the mark of a seasoned professional. That and the ability to properly dispose of corpses...

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:It's a good start by SpecBear · · Score: 1

      Heh. My first reaction to the question "Is it time to worry when other security professionals consider you too paranoid?" was to think, "Yes, absolutely."

      A security professional lives by his paranoia. If one of them tells me I'm too paranoid, then clearly he's trying to lull me into a false sense of security by making me think my security measures are far beyond what most professionals would consider to be secure. If he wants me to think that I'm secure, then it's a near certainty that I'm not secure, and this means he's probably planning on compromising my network in the near future. Assuming, of course, that he hasn't already found a way in, and just doesn't want me to double check...

      Sorry, I've got to go do a secuity audit now.

  8. IMPOSTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't believe this is really him!

  9. smart cards? by VolciMaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    for a home network? Paranoia is understandable, but smart cards on a home network? and 14 character passwords inside your house. OK, on the outside, that makes some sense. But what kind of secrets do you internally that you need that level of paranoia. If the entire network is open to the outside world, that a different matter, but what could possibly be so important that your kids need 14 character passwords to protect it inside your home?

    1. Re:smart cards? by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I think he is trying to train his kids to use "good security pratices" as he sees them.

      Then the real world will not be a suprise for them.

      --
      emt 377 emt 4
    2. Re:smart cards? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or a home network? Paranoia is understandable, but smart cards on a home network? and 14 character passwords inside your house. OK, on the outside, that makes some sense. But what kind of secrets do you internally that you need that level of paranoia. If the entire network is open to the outside world, that a different matter, but what could possibly be so important that your kids need 14 character passwords to protect it inside your home?

      Hiw whole point is that it doesn't matter whether he has anything "worth" protecting on his internal network, if he gets into the habit of practicing strong security everywhere, he's less likely to use weak security where it really matters.

      I feel the same way, but based on what the article describes, I'm probably only 62.54% as paeranoid as he is. :-)

    3. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhhhh.... yes, it will. In the "real" (read: "corporate") world, security is a bad joke.

    4. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      kids need 14 character passwords to protect it inside your home?

      Their passwords are probably things like:

      my_dad_is_an_asshole!
      hereismy14characterpasswo rdyounutjob

    5. Re:smart cards? by SenorPez · · Score: 0

      It's better to teach them about security in an environment where if they make a mistake, they're not instantly boned. By "pretending" his inside network is as rampant with viruses, spyware, and hackers as the outside is, he's providing that environment.

    6. Re:smart cards? by mswope · · Score: 1

      I agree. He should teach his kids something about security. Strong passwords are a good start as long as there are no PostItNotes(tm) handy.

      However, going to the trouble of issuing smartcards is not that helpful, because of the expense and issues of maintenance.

      Where the heck does an average dude buy smartcards and software to do single computer authentication anyway - all the solutions I've seen are for *domain* authentication.

    7. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He would be better off getting them to train with the Gracie brothers.

    8. Re:smart cards? by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      He might have put all the household computers in a domain. A bit of work, yes, but I would think it possible.

      --
      emt 377 emt 4
    9. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people I know have domains in their home anyway (and enforce their password requirements with group policy...).

    10. Re:smart cards? by slashrogue · · Score: 1

      Since it's a home computer, what do people do on computers these days... contact information for people, financial information (taxes anyone?), and I'm sure plenty of other things. Keep the scenario simple, someone could break into his house and steal the computer and have easy access to that stuff if it's not properly protected.

    11. Re:smart cards? by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      It's called "teaching your kids responsible practices early in life". He probably doesn't want them to be "that guy" who uses "God" for every password. And can't figure out why their accounts keep getting "hax0r'd".

    12. Re:smart cards? by idontgno · · Score: 1
      I think it's more like
      aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      .
      --
      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    13. Re:smart cards? by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      That deserves more than a +1 funny. Kudos.

    14. Re:smart cards? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      but what could possibly be so important that your kids need 14 character passwords to protect it inside your home?

      Oh, he is just protecting his porn from his kids. He most likely just issued them longer passphrases and told them to remember them. It's for the children so its ok.

    15. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get a pack of 5 for $100 from http://www.axalto.com/

    16. Re:smart cards? by pizpot · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that my friends who had strict parents dropped out didn't go to university. ie) it might likely backfire.

    17. Re:smart cards? by Albio · · Score: 1

      Then what he really needs is a password on his drives. From the "5 passwords to boot and login to email" line it sounds like he might already do this.

      Encrypting his personal files would also help and I don't think he mentions this in his routine.

    18. Re:smart cards? by dfiguero · · Score: 1

      But what kind of secrets do you internally that you need that level of paranoia.

      Gramma's famous chocolate chip cookies recipe of course!

      --
      My penguin ate my sig
    19. Re:smart cards? by linuxtelephony · · Score: 1

      Parroting a comment from the article's feedback section -- if this guy is a security consultant, then the last thing he can afford to happen is to be lax about his personal network security, otherwise were his network to be compromised, his credibility would be totally lost, potentially costing him his income.

      Things like 3 firewalls -- that's easy to end up with. I have a VoIP telephone adapter that has a firewall, then a wireless AP that also provides a firewall, and last there is the software firewall on the box. Without even seriously trying, there's three firewalls right there.

      As for password length, smart cards, and other issues -- at least he practices what he preaches. Is it a bit extreme? I don't know. Maybe. It works for him in his environment, and really that's all that matters.

      It's not if you're paranoid, it's if you're paranoid enough.

      --
      . 62,400 repetitions make one truth -- Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
    20. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what could possibly be so important that your kids need 14 character passwords to protect it inside your home?

      Photos of Longhorn? :-)

    21. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judge Rodney Melville:

      "Mr Jackson, please can you explain to the court... what could possibly be so important that your kids need 14 character passwords to protect it inside your home? "

    22. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To learn them good habits (a positive look), make them paranoia (a negative look), yada yada.

    23. Re:smart cards? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      My current password = StupidPassWord#4

      Not a joke.

    24. Re:smart cards? by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      And besides, you know those passwords are just written on post-it notes and stuck to the kids' monitors anyway.

    25. Re:smart cards? by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 1

      Funny, but true: The one overriding problem with his approach is that if you make security too onerous for the end-user, the end-user will simply disable it -- either by picking braindead passwords, or by never logging off, or by writing the passwords down and keeping them right next to the computer, or by going out of their way to simply not use the computer (which is secure, all right, unless they choose to use someone else's insecure computer instead; and anyway, "don't use the computer" may not be the lesson you want to teach your kids).

      Rather than instilling "best practices" in his kids, he may be instilling the message that "best practices suck, and make using the computer a miserable pain in the ass chore."

      This is perhaps not unrelated to the reason why so many career military types have long-haired slacker sons. :-)

    26. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not on /.

    27. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like if a businessman failed at every one of his ventures, you'd think his credibility would be totally lost, potentially costing him his shot at a presidency. Then again, we live in America. The land of opportunity.

    28. Re:smart cards? by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1
      what could possibly be so important

      That is my favorite excuse for ignoring system security.

      What most people fail to grasp is that their data is not the prize that most crackers would be interested in. The fruit of the evil-doer's labor is an 0wn3d box with free bandwith to either cloak his tracks or use in a DDoSnet, etc. With the proliferation of broadband to the masses, getting your computer hijacked to be used later as a tool to commit further atrocities is far more likely than someone breaking into a home network to steal pictures of your recent family reunion, your pr0n, or even your Quicken data.

  10. To ensure security is actually relatively easy by Cinquero · · Score: 1

    I only allow connections to my ssh daemon -- and I only accept public key authentication...

    So what? :-))

    1. Re:To ensure security is actually relatively easy by Cinquero · · Score: 1

      Gimme a proof.

    2. Re:To ensure security is actually relatively easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send me an e-mail.

    3. Re:To ensure security is actually relatively easy by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      http://www.securityfocus.com/news/4831

  11. Not quite right by norfolkboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, I can see the guys reasons.

    However, information security has to be appropriate to the data you wish to protect.

    A system that annoys users by making it hard to access the information (long passwords changed weekly for example) will just leave you with a static store of information.

    The information will never be *USED*. There will be no point in having it.

    Use security appropirate to your data. He IS paranoid, and - offtopic: sounds a bit of a nob.

    I know for sure if I was one of his kids, I wouldn't WANT to connect to his network!

    1. Re:Not quite right by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      but wouldn't it be funny if one of his kids hacked his paranoia induced security...

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      please me, have no regrets.
    2. Re:Not quite right by Momoru · · Score: 1

      He seems to have the logical security locked down, but what about the physical security? His kids can still just unplug his firewalls, steal his smart card, and install key loggers on his laptop. He needs to take the next step and install biometrics. He should implement random polygraph tests on his wife and kids to see if they really have been changing their passwords every day to a different 14 character string.

    3. Re:Not quite right by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      The information will never be *USED*. There will be no point in having it.

      Reminds me of an X-Files episode (I watched the first 3 seasons, then I stopped because it was starting to suck). Anyway, Mulder breaks into an abandoned mine, and hidden way in the back of the mine there were file cabinets of (obviously) paper records about UFO abductees (including current ones, like his missing partner). Now, I'm not talking Iron Mountain archives, who actually have employees and tons of archives from clients, these were just a few rows of filing cabinets in an abandoned mine, and no employees around to actually do the filing or look up records. So who uses that information, and why keep it? I know, it's only a show, the writers were writing on a deadline, and there was a lot more wacky stuff to take issue with--it was a show about aliens and the occult (the secret government conspiracies were based on true stories, though).

    4. Re:Not quite right by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      He IS paranoid, and - offtopic: sounds a bit of a nob.

      The paranoia accusations were coming from colleagues in the security industry, which indicates to me a good chance that he's got a slight inferiority complex and is just doing a "my dick is bigger than yours" by going as over-the-top as possible on security and then bragging about it to the people most likely to care.

    5. Re:Not quite right by Albio · · Score: 1

      I know for sure if I was one of his kids, I wouldn't WANT to connect to his network!

      Maybe he's just being a good parent and keeping his kids from turning into IRC addicts.

    6. Re:Not quite right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...security appropriate to your data..."

      Absolutely! When i worked for the Gov't, we had mag stripe card readers on keyboards and long passwords changed biweekly. Nobody could remember their own passwords, so may wrote them down on the mag cards, then left them on their desk or in their desk drawer! I finally convinced the fellow in charge of passwords that having to guess a guy's pet's name was harder than reading the password off his mag card!

  12. Training is... by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Training is the best security measure that can be taken; training user's to not do stupid things, to use secure passwords, to not share information they shouldn't.

    If you start your kids off learning to use computers securely, with good self protection habits, then the likelihood that they will become victims of identity theft or other phishing is greatly reduced.

    When it comes to security, there is no such thing as paranoid... they really are out to get your password, your ID, your SSN and everything else that will help them get your money...

  13. what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by yagu · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ..., No one else, not even my wife, knows my network password....,

    ... is about the only part of his screed that could make sense to me. Not because one should not divulge a password to one's wife, but because keeping passwords entirely private is good policy. Almost everything else about his life strikes me as goofy. If you read any of the "hacker" books, hacking and gaining access to people's stuff isn't about cracking passwords, it's about social engineering and dishonest behavior, most of which the author's behaviors won't prevent. But, if it makes him feel better.... (I wouldn't want to live on his network.)

    I worked at a large company and called the administrator of their unix mainframe and complained that /usr/bin and /bin both didn't even have execute privelege so I couldn't even see what commands existed. The administrator dressed me down and explained they did that for security reasons so people couldn't hack in. He went on to tell me about the giant breach on that system from outside hackers and hence, the very tight "security". I gently reminded him the "breach" actually occurred with those very same directory permissions.... and they didn't prevent the hack. Sigh...

    1. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife doesn't know my passwords either, but I keep an up to date envelope in our saftey deposit box with the passwords to the access point, firewall, and assorted accounts so she can have someone operate the equipment if something happens to me.

    2. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a similar mechanism in place for the same reason.

    3. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by Albio · · Score: 1

      Not to insult your wife, but it seems to me that access point, firewall, and other passwords to "shared" items can be shared with her if you instruct her never to type them except into the proper prompt. But since it is likely that she will forget them from disuse, you might as well have them in the safe anyways. :\

    4. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No one else, not even my wife, knows my network password"

      Must have a good pr0n collection.

    5. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by offal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A good friend of mine, CCIE, network genius type, had his home network locked down tight. He did all the right things, kept his passwords to himself, not even sharing them with his wife. Then he died. Getting back into that thing was a chore. Make sure you address disaster recovery, especially if you ARE the disaster.

    6. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by yagu · · Score: 1
      Yes, part of my official policy is to NOT die! (No disrespect intended at your friend... that must have been difficult...)

      Seriously, I don't like to get into "locked down" environments... they feel unhealthy to me. Sure there has to be some security, but I like to maintain a pretty open shop. Basically I find it useful to maintain security that allows users to easily do their work with minimal intrusion, and enough security to prevent them from doing damage to themselves. Unfortunately this model is not sufficient for most... (though I think it could be).

    7. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Most of my internet traffic goes through at least three firewalls. Is that too paranoid?

      One router, and one software firewall constitutes two firewalls. If he wanted his home office network to be separated by his family's computers, having a third firewall makes sense.

      After all, if his kids inadvertently get a virus, why let it spread on the network? (depending on the virus, of course)

      Sometimes I have a "Password Day" where I change every password I own on the same day, just in case someone might happen to have one of my passwords. I frequently change my passwords after traveling.

      Fair enough. If you have something like keepass, going down the list of passwords isn't too hard. Then again, I wouldn't change the password of something stupid and insignificant (like a dating site account) very often, especially if it's a strong password that I don't use anywhere else.

      I use very long passwords for everything, even with the lamest accounts I have.

      If you have keepass, why not?

      I require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords on our home network and I'm considering issuing them smart cards. No one else, not even my wife, knows my network password.

      Why the hell not? Shouldn't you be teaching your children good security practices anyway?

      I don't just throw out shredded documents; I spread the shredded bits into my garden to use as mulch.

      Oh yeah... Just what I want... my backyard to be flooded with little bits of paper. Lovely.

      I used to tell my clients to set files in their web content directories to read only. Some thought this was too extreme and too much of a hassle, but then along came a worm named Code Red that failed on all the clients who followed my advice.

      And linux people have known this for how long?

      I use a unique, secret e-mail address for each sensitive online account I have. I have always done that. I guess this would look paranoid to most people, but when I get e-mails from my bank, I can check the address the e-mail address they used to see if they sent it to the secret address.

      Does this matter? The only real concern here is phishing. If your bank sends you an email, you TYPE IN THE URL YOURSELF. That is good security.

      Plus, he doesn't mention who his emails are with? A hotmail or yahoo account? Bad choice. If you're really serious about mail security (and not spam), why not have one email account on its own dedicated machine... running qmail... with iptables blocking all incoming ports but 25 and 22 (but limit port 22 to your private IP). Check your mail locally using pine, so that POP3 or IMAP isn't open.

      I keep my PC's turned around so I can tell if anyone has installed a hardware keylogger.

      If you're running keepass, you don't need to worry about that for sniffing of passwords. Just copy and paste your password in.

      I never check in luggage when I fly.

      Does this matter if your laptop is WITH you?

      I do my Internet browsing from a locked down VMWare box that has no rights on my network.

      If your office documents are important enough, why not? If you work from home, if you have the money and the space, why not do work on a separate machine with limited rights / access? Or the other way around?

      I use terrafly.com to see what others might be able to see about my home.

      Crackheaded. If someone knows your address, there's a lot more they can find out about your house than what's on an aerial map.

      It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail. One of those passwords is over 50 characters long.

      BIOS, OS, Email Account? What are the other two? Also, passwords should be out of the range of brute force crackers. Not insanely unreachable. 20 characters should do it.

      I also delete unused services on my server

      --
      /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    8. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by yagu · · Score: 1
      ..., Fair enough. If you have something like keepass, going down the list of passwords isn't too ...,

      ..., If you have keepass, why not? ...,

      What is this "keep ass" you refer to? Is this popular among models?

    9. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by syousef · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ..., No one else, not even my wife, knows my network password...., ... is about the only part of his screed that could make sense to me.

      If your partner wants to hurt you badly enough, your password isn't going to stop her/him. Most partners know enough about the other person that they could have them arrested. Good thing is it works both ways.

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      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    10. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by Skrybe · · Score: 1

      I agree with the spouse restriction too. Built a setup for a friend with a wife and four kids (ages 8-14). Told him the password and asked whether he wanted the missus to know. He said yes so she got told as well. A week later I got a call complaining the PC was playing up. Turns out mum gave all four kids the admin password because "they couldn't install kaazaa". *sigh*

      At which point the kids merrily installed whatever they liked and tinkered with settings they shouldn't have. Result: One stuffed PC.

      I must say though that I should have not given *any* of them the admin password. Just let them call me if they needed something serious installed or changed. It would actually cut down the number of times they ring me for "support". :(

  14. 14 character password? by pudding7 · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between a random 14 digit password and a random 6 digit password?

    1. Re:14 character password? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 5, Funny

      "What's the difference between a random 14 digit password and a random 6 digit password?" 8 digits?

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    2. Re:14 character password? by whoppers · · Score: 1

      8 digits, where did you go to school?

    3. Re:14 character password? by saintp · · Score: 5, Funny
      The former is on a sticky note under the keyboard.

      Did I win?

    4. Re:14 character password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      old NT hash would break that down into 7bytes+null|7bytes+null, making it more difficult [read time-consuming] for brute-force cracking with a dictionary prog.

    5. Re:14 character password? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      56 bits.

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      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    6. Re:14 character password? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I use a "Spaceballs" password.

      123456 for 6 digits and 1234567890123456 for 16 digits. In fact, that is what I use for Slashdot.

      *N&GTV&GO)JBT^U
      NO CARRIER

      H3h3, w3 @r3 1n!!1! W3 pwn j00 0r10n! D@mn, l00k, 1'm p0$t1ng as 0r10n B7@$t@r!

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      Remember, Slashdot does not have a -1 disagree moderation, and no, troll, flamebait, and overrated are not substitutes.
    7. Re:14 character password? by MarkByers · · Score: 1

      $ python -c "import random; print random.randrange(10**13,10**14) - random.randrange(10**5, 10**6)"


      The difference is: 87446809985504.

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      I'll probably be modded down for this...
    8. Re:14 character password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought everyone knew that 16 digits should be properly done as 0123456789abcdef

    9. Re:14 character password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I'm sure pudding7 would have gone to school the same place regardless of whether the password in question was 6 or 14 characters long. And comma splices are terrible.

    10. Re:14 character password? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      6 characters, upper lower case, numbers, punctuation=689,869,781,056 combinations. (with a 94 character alphabet, which is about all that is possible on a standard keyboard, without delving into ASCII).

      14 characters? 4,205,231,901,698,742,834,534,301,696

      At 100 combinations a second (which is slow, of course) it could take 218 years to break the first one (assuming it's not vulnerable to a dictionary attack).

      The second one, assuming the same things could take as long as 1,333,470,288,463,579,031 years.

      That's the difference.

      These days a big cracking computer could try 100 million keys per second, which would only take about 2 hours to break the first password, and would still take 1,333,470,288,463 years to break the second.

      Makes a lot more sense when you look at it that way.

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      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    11. Re:14 character password? by Pec · · Score: 1

      The increased possibility of writing it down and render it useless

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      This is a .sig
    12. Re:14 character password? by OglinTatas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of my pet peeves is security systems that force an unreasonable UPPER limit on password length. There is one system here at work that requires a 6-8 digit password. Even worse, another system requires a 5 digit "PIN" when really they mean a 5 and only 5 character password.

      Why this really is annoying to me is because I use a 4 tier password system. Tier 1 is for my bank accounts, when that is changed the password is reused for tier 2 applications--my passwords on my home computers. Tier 2 password becomes tier 3, my email, and those passwords become tier 4, i.e. all my passwords at work. That way I only have to remember 4 passwords at any one time (and 2 truncated ones) and no sticky note security.

    13. Re:14 character password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's just on a bigger sticky note.

    14. Re:14 character password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too much work, just stick it to the monitor.

    15. Re:14 character password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that asking for trouble? Especially if you blab it to everyone. If I manage to get hold of your 1st tier password without you knowing it, all I have to do is wait a little while then I get access to your home PC, wait a bit more and I can read your private communications, wait a little longer and I can get at all your work's possibly confidential material...

    16. Re:14 character password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah, how did you get the passwords to my super-secure luggage?

    17. Re:14 character password? by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      that's why the tiers are arranged in that order, from most important to me (and, theoretically most secure) to least. And how is it less secure than writing passwords down somewhere because 15 different strong passwords all change at the same time? Is it less secure than never changing those 15 different passwords because it would be too hard to remember any of them? Or using weak passwords like password69?

    18. Re:14 character password? by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      here's another fun thing you can do to reduce the number of passwords. When you buy online, and every site you go to has it's own login/registry whatever... use a random password that has nothing to do with anything. If you never visit the site again, no biggie. If you do return, you've probably forgotten your login anyway, and will need a challenge sent to your email, which effectively makes it a tier 3 site, except they don't get your tier 3 password. Frequently visited sites like Amazon you'll probably remember the password for, or you can just make it a tier 3 site.

  15. Smart cards by alecks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speaking of smart cards, anyone know where how to obtain a simple smart card home solution? All resources i've found are for large enterprize distributions... i'm only looking for 2 or 3 smart cards..

    1. Re:Smart cards by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      You just need to search around a bit. Here's a few places I know of:

      GemPlus
      Athena
      TX Systems

      Note that $5-10 per card is about the best you're going to do in small quantities.

    2. Re:Smart cards by dago · · Score: 1

      Look for the "development kit" or things like that.

      As an example, this eid-shop is an example where developpers can get samples for belgian electronic ID cards. I guess most vendors supply similar kit (e.g. RSA does for SecurID)

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      #include "coucou.h"
  16. Maybe people who are too drastic by marika · · Score: 1

    don't really understand the issues, can't measure adequately the consequences and put a lot of faith in "false security". Or maybe it's just me.

    --
    This is totally insecure, but very convenient.
  17. Is it just me or... by mattmentecky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it seem kind of stupid, especially for the 'security paranoid', to announce to the public that you use "at least 14 character passwords"? Seems to me you just set a lower bound and cut out 13^128 possibilities for a cracker :-p

    1. Re:Is it just me or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I get your idea and though good it is technically (mathematically) incorrect. That would be summation upto all 13 character combinations. It can be proven (left as an excercise) to be equal to all combinations of 14 characters (give or take 1) i.e.

      Sumation of all 13 (and below) character combinations == Summation of all 14 character combinations (give to take 1) != 13^128

    2. Re:Is it just me or... by wcbarksdale · · Score: 1

      Which is 1/128 of the 14 character space. If this really worries you, use more characters.

    3. Re:Is it just me or... by tek.net-ium · · Score: 1
      Seems to me you just set a lower bound and cut out 13^128 possibilities for a cracker :-p
      More like 128^13 (off by a factor of 115 orders of magnitude). What an attacker can glean from this bit of information is that users (his kids) probably won't use a random password. So, a modified dictionary attack may be effective. Regardless, there aren't any Windows services requiring a password that he should be offering to the Internet anyway, so the point is essentially moot.
    4. Re:Is it just me or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet you weren't supposed to figure that out. He probably really uses a 6 character password and was just paranoid enough to mis-inform everyone on what he uses. The cracker would waste effort at the high end first this way. :)

    5. Re:Is it just me or... by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 1

      It's a honeypot you fool. Anyone guessing a 14 char password got the info from /. and he is on to you. Don't be a sucker, this guy will out think you everytime.
      I personally maintain very lax security but I pay for a rather large military so I feel pretty safe.

  18. Paranoia doesnt allow u to get anything done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You can be paranoid about a meteor striking u and live deep in a cave underground (hopefully forgetting an earthquake can get ya).

    The paranoid end up causing devastation in the long term. Let's have some reason to madness. The most "locked down" systems always crack for some reason or another. Either, and crucially people don't cooperate (writedown 14 char passwords on pieces of paper etc) or b it causes u to lose out on productivity. The Great Wall didnt help China too much did it?

    1. Re:Paranoia doesnt allow u to get anything done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking moron.

  19. Lessons for Linspire CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not paranoia, it is just a demonstration of the problem for security profession that people don't teach and train employees properly.

  20. Jeez by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

    His 50 character password is probably something like: &%)(#)_@)__!@I#)())@(LNSO#(*X-=0-=#(*)(*#)S9x900e8 0#**(^^*#+@

    Yeah, that guy is paranoid.

    1. Re:Jeez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HEY you stole my Perl regrep!

      i was going to patent that!

  21. paranoid my ass by wardk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    mark me troll if you must. but I see this as a legitmate question....

    if he's so damn paranoid, what the hell is he using windows for?

    1. Re:paranoid my ass by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

      'cause it's easier to install junkware.

      duh.

    2. Re:paranoid my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably because that is the system that he gets paid to secure by clients

    3. Re:paranoid my ass by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Maybe he needs to secure other PC's that run windows?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    4. Re:paranoid my ass by Momoru · · Score: 1

      Furthermore why is he telling us all his methods if he is so paranoid? It's like those people that are so proud of their great passwords they brag about them "oh yeah, well i just take my kids middle names, spell them backwards and then switch the letters for numbers".

    5. Re:paranoid my ass by theblueprint · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe he's so paranoid because he uses windows.

      --
      "from the bricks to the booth...I predict the future like Cleo the psychic..."
    6. Re:paranoid my ass by IIEluSiONII · · Score: 1

      Exactly!!! Hey, at least I know how many characters he uses for his windows passwords, Makes for a lot less time cracking them.

      --
      ~@~
    7. Re:paranoid my ass by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      what the hell is he using windows for?

      So he can justify the 14-character passwords and the smart cards.

      --
      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    8. Re:paranoid my ass by Council · · Score: 1

      Knowing that he uses 14 character passwords doesn't help you much.

      If they're random case-sensitive alpha, knowing the char count brings the time down from 100 units to 98. If he includes numbers and symbols, almost 99. So you chop off 1% of the time. Not "a lot less"

      --
      xkcd.com - a webcomic of mathematics, love, and language.
    9. Re:paranoid my ass by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      if he's so damn paranoid, what the hell is he using windows for?

      Maybe because Linux is NOT desktop-ready yet?

      This guy's a security professional, NOT a Linux guru.

    10. Re:paranoid my ass by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Are you saying that it's impossible to secure Windows?

      Or that some other OS (Linux? OS/390? OS X?) is perfectly secure?

    11. Re:paranoid my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps no other OS provides him with a great enough challenge?

    12. Re:paranoid my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of bullshit comment is that?

      He has several firewalls between the net and his machine, so we can easily rule out that even a "unknown" remote-exploitable vuln would be a threat to him.
      He could, however, be compromised if he would open any attachment sent via email... oh wait, he couldn't:
      His browsing is done in VMWare with an installation that cannot access his own LAN. Where is the threat to the OS? He could be running anything and he'd still be secure.

      I really cannot see why it's a bad thing that he's running windows. The NT family is quite stable and secure. (Well, not by default but then again - what is secure and _usable_ by default?)

    13. Re:paranoid my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but if he's going to go to that extreme to lower his risk profile, he ought to try OpenBSD or something instead.

      It's kinda like putting a deadbolt lock on a screen door, otherwise.

  22. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this your 16 character password? It doesn't have sufficient entropy.

  23. too paranooid by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think you can be too paranoid. I seem to remember a story a while ago about security measures that were overly invasive. Require 14 character password with non-alpha characters, and get your users putting their passwords on their monitors with post-it notes.

    Its true, you never seem to realize your folly until its too late and your data is gone, but in my case, my home network isn't so important to me that I think its worth so much security that it interferes with my enjoyment or productivity.

    Usually my stance is that I let the foil-hat wearing scurity gurus have their toys, but I continue to look for the solution that is "good enough" and that conforms to MY wishes, not theirs.

    -d

    --
    "Here Lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit"
  24. I'm all for security, but... by sub7 · · Score: 1

    I think security is a priority we all need to focus on more. With that said, I do think that a 14 character password is a bit _much_ for a local PC. A smart card installment is absolutely crazy...

    Does this guy not trust his wife or kids?! This guy is going a bit far to protect his pr0n.

    Plus, I don't even think shredded paper is healthy for plants...

    - j

    --
    rm -rf /bin/laden
    1. Re:I'm all for security, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My shredded paper gets split into three bags each filled with warm water and dishsoap and chunked. Every tried to reassemble wet paper? Additionally only about 25% of what I shread is what you might consider sensitive... Make it more difficult to sort out the good stuff.

  25. where to start... by a_greer2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you were in a place where security was ABSOUTLY KEY, you would be on the right track, but at HOME??????

    I cant see a need for this level of security on a home network, where the only thing an attacker would want to do is zombi-ize your windows boxes. strong passwords are good, firewalls are good, wifi mac address lock down is good, but smartcards? why not requier a hair sample.

    Also, if you are that paranoid, you better put in a shark-filled mote, because a physical attack still leaves you volnerable, and with those insane levels of security, you sort of make yourself a target, people figure that if you go to those lengths, you have something great...

    1. Re:where to start... by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      All his security would be instantly destroyed if you simply used a Knoppix boot disk, and if he used a BIOS password and set it to only boot from an HD, then take a screw drive, open the case, connect the HD to part of an external HD case, and plug it into your laptop running linux (so it wouldn't give a damn about any of the permissions set up on NTFS).

      Or you could just steal his case and leave a post-it that says 'h4h4h4h4h4!', which would be funnier IMHO.

    2. Re:where to start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you better put in a shark-filled mote

      Wow, those must be some tiny sharks!

      I'm curious as to how a speck of dust (even one filled with microscopic sharks) can enhance your security, though.

  26. Useability by caerwyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sorry, I really thought my computer was supposed to be useable.

    5 passwords to boot and check email on the laptop? What in the world are they *for*? BIOS, system login, email login, maybe one for decrypting if you're receiving encrypted emails all the time. What else?

    Security is a balance. Very few security measures only make things more difficult for an attacker- most of them make life make difficult for the person taking them as well. It *is* useful to analyze the threat in any situation, because it helps you make an informed judgement as to how secure something needs to be made, balancing risk versus useability.

    Not checking luggage when you fly? What, are you worried about someone snooping through your underwear? Oh, sure, don't put anything important in there if you're worried about that, but really... this truly is on the paranoid side of things.

    --
    The ringing of the division bell has begun... -PF
  27. No tinfoil hat jokes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happened to the tinfoil hat jokes?

  28. This guy is a moron by Uhh_Duh · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Being paranoid is fine -- but it's only 1% of the battle -- and it makes no sense to run around closing up every possible hole you find.

    A security expert is supposed to identify ALL of the possible ways in which the organization may experience a negative impact as a result of poor security (both logical and physical). His job, brace yourselves kids, is not to close all of the holes!! Rather, his role is centered around determining the cost/benefit of taking care of each specific issue. If there's a 0.5% risk of a particular security hole costing a large organization only $1,000 in damages and cleanup, and closing that hole will cost $5,000 in man-hours and hardware, it's pretty clear what the correct choice is. On the other hand, the risk may be low, and the cost may be low, so you just do it. Or the risk me be high, and the cost high, so you STILL do it... you get the idea.

    Being paranoid is fine -- it will help you identify security problems that others may or may not see. However, what to DO about the holes you find is where the real work begins.

    I can't imagine a cost-benefit scenario that justifies issuing smart-cards to family members on a home network. This guy has officially achieved 'retard' status.

    --
    -- People who hate Windows use Linux. People who love UNIX use BSD.
    1. Re:This guy is a moron by El_Servas · · Score: 0

      I have *all* of my holes closed, thank you. =P

    2. Re:This guy is a moron by Ibiwan · · Score: 1

      So this is something I've often wondered about... who do big companies hire to do cost-benefit analyses, and how do they decide how much to pay them?

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      -- //no comment
    3. Re:This guy is a moron by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      I'd wager that through his completely absurd security measures (and then being stupid enough to announce them on the internet), this guy is opening himself up to attack. Some people will view this kind of paranoia as a challenge, which will only encourage them to attack him. Had he just your run-of-the-mill everyday security measures, I sincerely doubt that anyone would be interested enough to engage in more than your standard quick and rudimentary hack attempt to break into his system.

    4. Re:This guy is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, how do you breathe?

    5. Re:This guy is a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody is out to get him...

      Don't be too sure about that. He has now possibly made himself a target and, to top it off, he has given anyone reading the article a few tips on how to "social engineer" their way into his system. If no one was out to get him before, just calling attention to yourself in this way is all the invitation some people need to start targeting him.

    6. Re:This guy is a moron by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      I always thought that paranoids were the absolute height of egomania, since you have to think pretty highly of yourself to think that you're worth the effort.

      You are obviously brilliant, because I have long said the same thing. Actually, the way I like to put it is that paranoia is a form of arrogance. As if we all have nothing better to do than plot ways to get some paranoid dweeb.

    7. Re:This guy is a moron by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I always thought that paranoids were the absolute height of egomania, since you have to think pretty highly of yourself to think that you're worth the effort.

      Yeah, conspiracy and paranoia are oddly appealing. It's so much nicer to believe that the governments, corporations, and secret networks are out to get you than to believe that nobody really gives a shit whether you live or die, and that your failures are either the result of an unordered universe, or worse, your own damn fault.

  29. Inconsistent? by kc01 · · Score: 1
    I understand the value of paranoia in an IT environment. (I'm not sure I could use a 50-character password though.)

    This isn't meant to be flamebait, but why is he using Microsoft software in the first place? Arguably they've gotten more secure over the years, but still, most viruses are written for MS systems. You can put up all the firewalls you want, but if you're getting email, you could be exposed to viruses. I'd wonder if he's using Outlook abd IE.

    With his security concerns, I'd expect him to be using Mac OS X machines.

  30. Security,,,for the average user? by nebaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The guy uses 5 passwords for his laptop, and I am sure that is fine for him.

    Security for the sake of security, for example, can sometimes backfire.

    For example, a company I used to work for had this policy that you had to change your password every 30 days, have at least 1 special character, one capital, one number, etc.

    This was on an intranet, and most people hated this feature.

    Most people ended up using a system like
    Jul@1996 for their password. Mon

    Kind of defeats the whole purpose of security.

    I tend to think one should use security proportional to sensitivity on certain matters, knowing that nothing is perfectly secure.

    But enforcing 'security' for the sake of security, especially random, and unsupported 'security' can make the average user resentful, and the process much less secure.

    --
    Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds.There upon the rainbow is the answer to a neverending story
    1. Re:Security,,,for the average user? by yagu · · Score: 2, Informative
      I worked for a place that the customer service people typically used more than 30 (I am not making this up) different systems. And the passwords and rules were amazing, different, obtuse, and really fscked up. The claim was this provided maximum security. My experience out on the "floor" when visiting these clients (we did software for them) was either:
      • spiral bound notebooks with matrices for the systems and passwords for easy access.
      • yellow stickies on the sides of monitors with systems and passwords.
      • yellow stickies or notebooks in drawers....

      NOTE: all of these practices were against company policy..... but rendered the rep's jobs undoable without the "aids". So much for security to a paranoid level.

    2. Re:Security,,,for the average user? by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      For example, a company I used to work for had this policy that you had to change your password every 30 days, have at least 1 special character, one capital, one number, etc.

      My work has this security requirement as well, and given that we simply develop financial performance analysis software, I think it's utterly absurd.

      I don't know about others at my company, but after I had exhausted my normal six passwords, I began relying on things like "Qwerty1!", and when that expired, "Poiuyt1!". Additionally, I had to write these passwords down because there was no way I was likely to remember them, and having your password scrawled on a piece of paper in your desk doesn't bode well for security.

    3. Re:Security,,,for the average user? by REggert · · Score: 1
      Most people ended up using a system like Jul@1996 for their password. Mon

      Great idea! Now I know how I'll determine my new password for each of the next few months. ;-)

      --

      cp /dev/zero ~/signature.txt

  31. Sue the hackers and crackers! by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    Paranoia is the key to success in the security world

    I'll admit it too, I am a bit paranoid and depressed. I try and keep my system secure. I keep everything behind a router with NAT. I have a software firewall. I keep tough passwords. But I still get attacks. If only someone would pay me for the time I spend securing my system. If only someone would pay me for all the frustration. It is not fun.

    I require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords on our home network and I'm considering issuing them smart cards.

    I have not gone as far as smart cards. I don't even know if they would work to secure a system. If a hacker can get around your router and NAT, if they can bypass your software firewall, if they can do all that, I think they are probably smart enough to play chess with whatever other security set-up you have.

    At the most basic level, everything is hardware. If there is some exploit on the hardware level, then OS be damned. What can you do? If a signal can reach your NIC, the hacker has a chance.

    I think it is impossible to have a bulletproof system, even if you take human error out of the equation. So the only possible solution left is to discourage the behavior of hacking into systems. The best way is to increase the penalties where the risk is too great for the reward. Right now it is a game, people like playing. But if the result of a harmless "sneak and peek" hack was time in jail, then I doubt anyone would do it.

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

  32. There are Type 1 and Type 2 errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason there are locks on doors is to let people in. If we wanted to keep people out, we would not have a door.

  33. Smart guy by natefanaro · · Score: 1

    At least he knows what firewall software is used for. Most customers I talk to at work have two firewall and three antivirus programs instaled but haven't a clue what they are used for. Then when their mouse doesn't move so well because they haven't cleaned it in years they say, "I don't know why my mouse is acting funny. I have antivirus software installed!"

    1. Re:Smart guy by drayzel · · Score: 1

      I thought I was the only tech to have encounterd the dreaded "Dirty Mouse" Virus - Spyware - Hacker - Spammer - Trojan - Bot in the wild. Perhaps we should contact the AV companies?

      ~Z

  34. alzheimer's is going to be rough by macklin01 · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail.

    One of those passwords is over 50 characters long.
    The first day he wakes up with some memory loss is going to be rough! Password-protecting your laptop is not only a good idea, but essential. But this is a just a little over the top. -- Paul

    --
    OpenSource.MathCancer.org: open source comp bio
  35. Yeah, very secure... by ardor · · Score: 1

    And because he can't remember all those passwords, he has them written in clear uppercase letters on a paper hidden in one of his socks. Or he has the paper beneath the floor mat, along with the key to the house.

    --
    This sig does not contain any SCO code.
  36. Err.... Overdoing it, maybe? by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is an interesting article, but brings up one little thing for me about security - when you go this far out, you make yourself a target. The first thing I thought at the end of the article was, "man, I'd love to show this guy." And I didn't think along the same lines he did. I thought small focused high-speed cameras placed under the neighbors' eaves, I thought replacing his keyboard with a snooped replica... Again, social engineering and hitting someone where they are not looking seems to be the key to any cracking, not technical powerhousing. And pronouncing to the world that you use three firewalls is just asking for trouble.

    I'm not a cracker, I'm not even much of a hacker, but I'm naturally sneaky bastich. (TM) And as real sneaky bastiches know, you don't ever stand in someone's face and tell them to you're going to beat the crap out of them, you wait until they turn around.

    I try to be a nice guy despite my tendencies, but still... This kind of article reminds me of the French and their lines.

    1. Re:Err.... Overdoing it, maybe? by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1

      Fool! Mr. Burnett has revealed a crucial fact about his network -- his passwords are all over 14 charcters. This allows us to eliminate over 109 quintillion (US = 10^18) combinations! His system will be pwn3d in no time!

      --
      Wanted: witty unique signature. Must be willing to relocate.
  37. my root pw by matt+me · · Score: 1

    during the fc3, i was prompted for a root password. i turned to my brother said, "this needs to be secure, right?". "no," he replied, "it needs to be quick. you're going to type it many times a day".

    i just loved the gpg keys manager which asked for a passphrase using both punctuation and numbers "somewhat reminescent of 'leetspeak'"

  38. Yeah, too paranoid. by nacturation · · Score: 1
    What about the (theoretical) guy who says Mark doesn't go far enough?
    "Hah, you have a 50 character password? Well, all of my passwords are at least 64 characters, and it has to be a sufficiently random distribution of numbers, letters, capitalization, and non-alphanumeric characters or the system automatically rejects it. And every password is issued from a one-time-pad so even if it's intercepted, nobody can do anything. All my computers are encased in bulletproof plexiglass with motion alarms activated by a combination of mercury switches, infrared detectors, and various trip sensors. My car is encased in carbonite and thawed out each morning so that someone can't plant a bomb."
    Would this guy consider Mark not paranoid enough? Of course, security is really a tradeoff of risk. How much risk are you willing to take that your 16 character password is good enough? If it's protecting your recent birthday photos, then likely it's good enough. If it's protecting your nation's top nuclear secrets, then you should probably use more security there.
    --
    Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
  39. Smart Kids by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1

    How do his kids remember their passwords, especially since i assume they are random and are changed weekly? I assume they don't write them down. Why doesn't he just give his kids limited accounts and let them have easy passwords, that way even if they are broken into they can't do much damage.

  40. What about Physical Security? by coulbc · · Score: 1

    Someone could just break in and steal his hardware. What about backups? How about sniffing the wire and grabbing those FTP and POP passwords?

  41. Five passwords to boot up laptop... by Loether · · Score: 1
    From the TFA
    It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail.
    One of those passwords is over 50 characters long.
    Allot of what he says makes since but the previous quote says it all. This guy has issues. And yes, he is overly paranoid.
    --
    TODO create witty sig.
    1. Re:Five passwords to boot up laptop... by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      Maybe that laptop is the one with all the codes to launch all the nukes? In that case I have to say:

      He better be using SSL for the e-mail...

  42. Paranoid? Maybe, but it's useful anyway. by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    He may be paranoid, but his methodology is sound. Always be prepared is a good motto to follow. People think it's weird that I always drive with both my hands on 2 and 10 (I don't have airbags), but it's saved me once, and once is enough. I also drive with my headlights on.

    Basically, preparing for the worst is a good thing to do, because when it comes, you won't have to scramble to deal with it.

    -Jesse

    --
    Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    1. Re:Paranoid? Maybe, but it's useful anyway. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " I also drive with my headlights on.
      "
      thus making it tough for people to see if someone is behind you. Knowing who is behind other vehicals is critical to safe driving.

      "...but it's saved me once, and once is enough. "
      how do you knnow not having them at 2 and 10 you wouldn't have been saved?

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    2. Re:Paranoid? Maybe, but it's useful anyway. by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      Uh... Driving with headlights on statistically decreases your chance of a head-on collision by 13%, and it doesn't make it difficult for anybody to see who's behind me at all... Why would you think that?

      I know that having them at 2 and 10 saved me because I was able to swerve immediately, instead of having to whip my hands about the wheel.

      -Jesse

      --
      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    3. Re:Paranoid? Maybe, but it's useful anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "thus making it tough for people to see if someone is behind you. Knowing who is behind other vehicals is critical to safe driving."

      You are blinded by headlights during the day? And you drive? If you think headlights are bright try avoiding the sun. Are you planning on swerving into the oncoming traffic?

      Seeing the vehicle coming at you (or racing up behind you) is even MORE critical to safe driving.

  43. The guy's issues are not security related by Deep+Fried+Geekboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail. One of those passwords is over 50 characters long.
    You know, the only thing worse than having this guy run your IT would would be actually *being* him.
    --

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    1. Re:The guy's issues are not security related by Ozwald · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, a few minutes with a stolen laptop, a floppy or USB drive, and Linux, and the password to windows is nulled out. Wonder if his email is cached?

      Oz

    2. Re:The guy's issues are not security related by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      No, you see, his laptop is always running/sleeping. So to read his mail, he just has to open the three digit barrel lock on his canvas laptop bag...

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
  44. the whole system, not jujst the information by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    I don't care about your information. I just want to install a z0mb13 backdoor so I can DDoS someone else.

    Next question?

  45. Is it safe to use a password program? by ChicoLance · · Score: 1

    I'd like to use more and larger passwords on different accounts, and probably change them more often, but honestly, my head is too small to hold all of those passwords. In this day and age, do you _realize_ how many different logons I have?

    What's a good console based password program to keep these different passwords? This way I should be able to get to them through SSH if I need to. Or, is doing this defeating the whole reason for having multiple passwords?

    --Lance

  46. I see his point, but still... by Six+Nines · · Score: 1

    Y'know, he might be an extreme example of paranoia, but I sympathize. Speaking as someone who has a public exposure, I can see why someone would want to hack him: It's all about the bragging rights. Here's the part I can't figure... what's this about not checking luggage? Avoiding online check-in services is not unreasonable, if you're that sensitive. But it's people like Burnett who turn what's ordinarily a tolerable-if-no-longer-pleasant experience into a nightmare as they try to jam their bags into the overheads. Don't get me started on the kids who have to bring a roll-aboard to be like their parents. (Yeah, that might be offtopic, mod me if you must.)

  47. Oh Yeah? by macthulhu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's see if this guy's kung fu can survive a few rounds against international superhacker "bitchchecker". Just have him email his IP address to bitchchecker@madskillz.com... (Please allow for a lengthy response time, as bitchchecker is probably busy rebooting his machine for the 75th time today.)

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    1. Re:Oh Yeah? by neosake · · Score: 1

      Easy, it's 127.0.0.1

      Take your best shot!

      --
      "When a ball dreams, it dreams it's a frisbee"
    2. Re:Oh Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bitchchecker? You have an extra 'ch' in there.

      It's Bitchecker. Bitch. Ecker.

      Sheesh, what a n00b.

    3. Re:Oh Yeah? by macthulhu · · Score: 1
      "* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
      * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
      [bitchchecker] why do you kick me
      [bitchchecker] can't you discus normally
      [bitchchecker] answer!"

      Copied and pasted from the article, fuckface.

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      Someday a real rain is gonna come...

  48. It's Not Paranoia... by SenorPez · · Score: 0
    ... if they really are out to get you.

    I don't see any problem with a healthy dose of paranoia, though when it starts to affect your productivity or enjoyment, it might be time to step back and take a look.

    That being said, I see every attachment as a virus, for example. If you can't send me a weblink or include it in the body of a message... it's probably not important enough to view. Too bad I can't teach my parents to this... of course, it keeps me busy cleaning virii and spyware off their machine...

  49. I wouldn't want him as my ISO by GPLDAN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously. I would fear the guy doesn't even begin to fathom risk analysis. He just breeds paranoia. Guys like that break budgets wide open and spend lots of money they shouldn't on lots of stuff they don't need. He's like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy. Three firewalls? I hope they are open source cause Checkpoint licenses are expensive.

    You start breaking down security prinicples and over doing it, and you just look stupid. Other security professionals are telling him he's paranoid, but that's just being nice. What they are THINKING, is that the guy is incompetent. And doesn't understand productivity versus security tradeoffs. Somebody needs to have him go read Schnier on a island somewhere. Unpucker.

    1. Re:I wouldn't want him as my ISO by Leadhyena · · Score: 1
      Three firewalls? I hope they are open source cause Checkpoint licenses are expensive.
      Not only do I agree, I also don't understand why he would want 3 firewalls... I understand having a subnet firewall to block entrance into the gateway, and a client firewall on each workstation/server to slow anything that gets inside(which he counts as one firewall unless the rest of his family all uses his computer, which I highly doubt), but a third firewall??? Where the hell does it go?

      FYI to anyone running a firewall. A firewall blocks suspicious packets by checking each one for packet flags, unusual protocols, unnecessary ports, and unusual content. There is NO reason to have more than one of these per machine! Two firewalls do the EXACT SAME THING as one firewall, and otherwise only waste processing speed and increase lag on your connection.

    2. Re:I wouldn't want him as my ISO by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      He could easily have 3 "firewalls" set up. In this case, I take 'firewall' to mean 'packet filter', as I doubt he means 3 true firewalls. Take this example:

      • 1 firewall on each box (ZoneAlarm, Windows Firewall; leads to Intranet)
      • an internal packet filter (leads from intranet to DMZ, where you have your torrents, wireless networks, and proxies set up. Granted, the wireless network may be behind a different firewall.)
      • an external packet filter (leads from DMZ to internet)

      This, of course, assumes that he is as much a jackass as the rest of the posts imply. I'd call that all 1 solution/firewall. And as several other posts imply, he didn't go over any type of technical detail... such as logging, proxies, IDS, etc.

      Other than the packet filtering on hosts, I plan on doing something rather similar to what I described above in the near future. (Mostly as a learning experience, mind you). Of course, it'll have CBQ to throttle the gaming packets over everything else ;P

    3. Re:I wouldn't want him as my ISO by Leadhyena · · Score: 1
      • an internal packet filter (leads from intranet to DMZ, where you have your torrents, wireless networks, and proxies set up. Granted, the wireless network may be behind a different firewall.)
      • an external packet filter (leads from DMZ to internet)
      But these two firewalls would actually be one firewall on most systems. There are two ways to set up this DMZ. One way is to have a proxy server with three network cards: one for internet, one for intranet, and one for DMZ. The routing and firewalling happens all under one roof, hence only one firewall. The other way to do this would be to have 2 proxy systems with 2 network cards each, with a switch between them that exists as the DMZ. While this would imply two firewalls as you stated above, it would also not be as safe, because all of your internet-intranet traffic travels through and yells across the DMZ space, meaning if your DMZ is hacked a convenient packet sniffer can read all internet-intranet traffic without detection. Since I would assume the safer configuration from Mr. Paranoid, I would assume the former configuration, which is why I thought his third firewall to be useless.
    4. Re:I wouldn't want him as my ISO by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      Note: I should have said packet filtering router, not packet filter. I apologize for that. The rest of this post is based off the assumption that I communicated properly in the parent.

      • But these two firewalls would actually be one firewall on most systems
        I was assuming that Mr Paranoid was a jackass, and considered each /packet filter/ to be a firewall. If he is an actual security expert, then that assumption is invalid. But I have no clue why a person would actually set up 3 firewalls in their house. I was going for a "plausible" explanation of his behavior.
      • One way is to have a proxy server with three network cards: one for internet, one for intranet, and one for DMZ
        This behavior is shunned in the circles I travel. Something along the lines of "dual homed hosts are naughty", combined with a "combining your internal and external packet filtering routers is completely fucking retarded". Basically, it creates a single point of failure. If they crack your external router, they can now bypass your DMZ, because it is controlled by the same box.
      • it would also not be as safe...meaning if your DMZ is hacked a convenient packet sniffer can read all internet-intranet traffic without detection.
        If an attacker compromises the external router, they can monitor all intranet-internet traffic anyway.

      The problem seems to be that you misinterpret the purpose of a DMZ. It should be mainly used to *slow down* the attacker. That way, your Intrusion Detection System (IDS) has a greater chance of detecting "suspicious" activity, and you can handle the issue in a timely manner.

      Just in case you are curious, the configuration I was talking about is something like the following:

      1. External Packet Filtering Router (PFR) connects to proxies.
      2. External PFR connects to Internal PFR
      3. Internal PFR connects to all intranet devices.
      The way the packets move is:
      1. Host > Internal PFR
      2. Internal PFR > External PFR
      3. External PFR > Proxy (if one exists)
      4. Proxy (if one exists) > External PFR
      5. External PFR > Internet
      Any packets which try to go out without visiting a proxy first are denied (given that a proxy exists to handle them).

      Also, the proxy and both PFRs can drop any other packet they "don't like". All logging on the DMZ and both routers would be sent to a separate logging box, which would probably reside behind the internal PFR. An IDS would run on the logging box. It would check all of the logs to make sure that nothing "was up". If it suspected something, it would alert me (email, high pitched wine, whatever), and I would investigate further. The whole thing (both PFRs, any proxies, the IDS, and the logging box) would be considered 1 firewall.

    5. Re:I wouldn't want him as my ISO by jjohnson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually wonder if the ironic point he's making is that security consultants demand stupidity from corporations that no one would tolerate on a personal level. Consider:

      I try to run my own network the same way I tell my clients to.

      Then he goes on to present a stupid laundry list of excessive security measures that are, by implication, what he's telling his clients to do. It's obvious that, personally, they're ridiculous, so why wouldn't they also be ridiculous in a corporate environment?

      --
      Anyone who loves or hates any language, platform, or manufacturer, doesn't know what they're talking about.
  50. You fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    89374891751574 - 636957 = 89374891114617 (14 digits)

  51. Try to count them. by Loether · · Score: 1
    Count them with me...
    1. BIOS Password
    2. Windows Password
    3. Network Password
    4. Email Password
    5. ?? Mystery password ??
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    1. Re:Try to count them. by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      it's probably more like

      1. BIOS Password
      2. Windows Password
      3. Network Password
      4. Email Client Password
      5. Email Account Password

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    2. Re:Try to count them. by RangerRick98 · · Score: 1

      Maybe his fifth password is "Profit!!"?

      --
      "You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older."
    3. Re:Try to count them. by Proc6 · · Score: 1

      Many new laptops can have a hard drive password set in BIOS, that is written to the drive at a low level. Moving the laptop drive to another machine will not let you read the data unless you know the password (or have some really high end equipment to take it apart I imagine).

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    4. Re:Try to count them. by DA-MAN · · Score: 2, Informative

      Many new laptops can have a hard drive password set in BIOS, that is written to the drive at a low level. Moving the laptop drive to another machine will not let you read the data unless you know the password (or have some really high end equipment to take it apart I imagine).

      It looks like the enforcement of this requires the BIOS to interract. I have not been able to find a way to remove this password, but I've had no issues with pulling data from the drives with passwords by just putting them in external usb enclosures.

      So although you will not be able to steal machines and sell the hard drive for parts, you can steal the machine and get data if that's what your target is.

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  52. Depends on what you are trying to protect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The measures you take depend on what you are trying to protect. The sad thing is that today, protecting your financial stuff has nothing to do with you. Criminals just hack it or buy it from credit clearing houses. Sure, shred your bank documents, but no modern criminal gathers account information that way anymore. Why dig around for one account in some trashcan when you can get thousands from a central location.

  53. +1 funny? by squirrelist · · Score: 1

    Can I mod the root of the thread +1 funny? :)

    1. Re:+1 funny? by Daedala · · Score: 1

      No. You're on slashdot. You are not allowed to get irony. Unless you're British.

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  54. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  55. Little green men! by 3770 · · Score: 1


    Nuke it from orbit you say?

    Isn't it more likely that a space alien can recover information from a nuked, burned, smashed and disconnected computer than a human?

    I'd keep that computer on planet earth thank you very much.

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    The Internet is full. Go Away!!!
  56. poor security choices by sfjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords on our home network

    What do you want to bet I can find the passwords written on a post-it under the keyboard?
    A security policy that doesn't take usability into account is worse than no security policy at all.

    --
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    1. Re:poor security choices by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      What do you want to bet I can find the passwords written on a post-it under the keyboard? A security policy that doesn't take usability into account is worse than no security policy at all.

      Just because it's 14 characters doesn't mean a child couldn't remember it. Make it a passphrase or an acronym out of a sentence your kids can remember.

    2. Re:poor security choices by UWC · · Score: 1
      Just because it's 14 characters doesn't mean a child couldn't remember it. Make it a passphrase or an acronym out of a sentence your kids can remember.

      Kid: "Bah, I can't remember, do I include 'a' and 'the' in the acronym?" [puzzling through reasonably long sentence, typing]
      Computer: "Incorrect password. User account disabled. An e-mail has been sent to the system administrator."
      Kid: "Crap, Dad's on a business trip and my report is due tomorrow, and I can't access my files from Mom's account! And since the hard drive is encrypted and/or password protected, I can't even access it from another computer!" [fails school]

  57. Not paranoid enough by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    If he really was paranoid, there was be a blue dot for his picture, the column would be written by "Joe Noneofyourbusiness", and the font would be ancient Phoenician.

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  58. Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    And this guy is set up very secure.

    Is he mentally ill? Let's just say he doesn't sound like the type of person I'd want to have a beer with.

    In fact, he sounds a lot more like the type of person who has food, water & weapons buried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse.

    In any population, you will have a percentage of people who are very alturistic, they will sacrifice for everyone else. And you have some people who are so paranoid they will always hide and run. This is required for a species to continue.

    For example, say you have birds. Say that 5 out of 100 birds will signal when a predator comes in range. Chances are greater those birds will be eaten, since it is making itself more known to the preditor. Now in that same 100 birds, say you have 5 that always hide, run, and are very paranoid. They have the greatest chance of continuing the species line.

    If we all get soft, and say nuclear war does break out, in any form, the guy who has a chamber 50 feet under the ground with a room filled with water and food, and another room with oxygen tanks, he might be what's left to start the gene pool over again.

    Instead of critisizing him as mentally ill, maybe you can add some of your distinct expretesse and help build a better shelter. One where 2 people can hold out longer, maybe making some filtration system for well water, adding lights with the correct wavelegnth to let plants grow underground and make natural oxygen. Then you will both survive, and your altruistic genes will get passed on too.

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    1. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're all probably genetically of similar (if not identical) altruism, so it doesn't matter to the species if I get to pour my DNA into one of the members of this paranoid's harem.

      Anyway, if I were actually NICE to this lunatic, isn't there a risk of upsetting his hard-core survival value? ;-)

    2. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If we all get soft, and say nuclear war does break out, in any form, the guy who has a chamber 50 feet under the ground with a room filled with water and food, and another room with oxygen tanks, he might be what's left to start the gene pool over again.

      Oh, great, humanity will arise from the ashes as a race of rabid ego-centric delusional paranoiacs. An entire world of Steven Jobs. <shudder>

    3. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you are out digging your hole for your bomb shelter I'll be out passing on my genes to lots of mates. My genes will survive too and I'll have A LOT more fun doing it than you.

    4. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong,

      Say that 5 out of 100 birds will signal when a predator comes in range. Chances are greater those birds will be eaten, since it is making itself more known to the preditor. Now in that same 100 birds, say you have 5 that always hide, run, and are very paranoid. They have the greatest chance of continuing the species line

      1) Your whole point is wrong - birds don't signal that something is comming, they just jet, and that IS the signal.

      2) The first birds that jet are not paranoid, its because they are the first ones to spot the danger.

      We are animals - but not birds, we can choose our level of fear, birds have no choice, they need it for survival.

      Bottem line, living in a state of fear is not living.

    5. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Fjornir · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You forgot the greedy birds which signal predator when there's no predator in order to get at the food first. People do it too -- just look at Bush/Cheney signaling Iraq with WMDs just so Halliburton can eat well...

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    6. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you huffed a lot of paint when you were younger didnt you?

      man what a jackass you are.

    7. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No.

      First off, Mr. Bomb shelter isn't going to be continuing any sort of species without a mate.

      Paranoids are lousy lovers.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    8. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

      Great.

      So basically, the species is continued by its most selfish and cowardly members. This explains a lot actually . . .

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    9. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by mikael · · Score: 1

      You should look at the example of the prairie dog - he build an underground nest with a lookout post, and there is enough space for four to five adult females.

      more details.

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    10. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of critisizing him as mentally ill, maybe you can add some of your distinct expretesse and help build a better shelter. One where 2 people can hold out longer.... Then you will both survive, and your altruistic genes will get passed on too.

      Well help him build the best shelter there is (at his expense) and then when the nuclear war starts to kick off wack him with an axe and move in with your girlfriend for the long nuclear winter.... thus ensuring that your genes DO get passed on !!!

    11. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Well the "Prairie dog" in question would have to be independently wealthy to attract 4 or 5 adult females.

      Ok, maybe he's Mormon.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    12. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, as evidenced by the fact you disapprove of those traits. They are required in dire circumstances, but they are unsustainable in the long term. And the only real figure of merit in the universe is survival, by virtue of the dead not being around to argue the point.

    13. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Their existance is important, but for the most part, the tails of the bell curve constantly lose out, which is why they're tails and not the hump. The best is to be at the top of the hump, while making sure the tails stretch wide enough, for the curve to survive anything. Stay atop the hump. Push others to the tails.

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    14. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't mormons and prairie dogs live in the same areas - maybe there's a polygamy virus floating around.

  59. Stupidity by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's the point of all of this nonsense? Really?

    His kids will probably never want to touch a PC after the trauma of memorizing 14 character passwords just to surf the net at home.

    How many systems are actually vulnerable to password cracking anyway? Most ATM machines eat your card if you enter 5 incorrect PINs... most enterprise networks disable accounts if you have multiple incorrect passwords.

    This guy is on the same level as a mall rent-a-cop who always wanted to be a policeman, but can't pass the mental exam. He just gets a rise out of hassling people with arbritrary nonsense.

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    Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    1. Re:Stupidity by legirons · · Score: 1

      "How many systems are actually vulnerable to password cracking anyway? Most ATM machines eat your card if you enter 5 incorrect PINs... most enterprise networks disable accounts if you have multiple incorrect passwords."

      And while setting-up Webmin today at work, it locked-out all accesses from 127.0.0.1 because I'd tried too many times to guess which password it was using (unix password? root password? some default? blank?)

      I mean, I'm sure that's a valid idea on some internet-exposed bank machine, but not being able to trust localhost is getting towards the "unusable" side of the trade-off...

  60. I don't blame him for being paranoid by LinuxOnEveryDesktop · · Score: 1
    From the article:


    Mark Burnett is an independent researcher, consultant, and writer specializing in Windows security.


    I would be, too, if I'd be using Windows ;)


    Sigh. Use a real OS (*nix), and couple it with the most sensible security precautions you mention, and then some. Get rid of all Microsoft products, and get rid of 90% of your security problems.


    Keep trying Mark.

  61. woot! by stirlingneg · · Score: 0

    i'm in! thanks, man. uh...pretty boring stuff here, though.

  62. Isn't he going after the wrong things? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does a 14-character password make much sense, public network or private? I've got the impression that most security problems are due to either faulty code (buffer overruns) or malicious code within programs (email attachments, spyware, adware, or the slightly more legitimate software activation). Social engineering/phishing must make for a distant third, when it comes to computer security. Sure, one could do a dictionary attack on passwords...but isn't that the least of your worries? The most unguessable passwords won't stop a security breach if the software is faulty.

    1. Re:Isn't he going after the wrong things? by lheal · · Score: 2, Informative
      • I've got the impression that most security problems are due to either faulty code ...

      Nope. Most problems come from sloppy practices such as sharing passwords, not having a password, or leaving yourself logged in.

      The best thing about forcing the kids to use 14-character passwords is that it sets the tone for their attitude. If you tell kids "Be secure!" and don't require strong passwords, they might not get the message. Require strong passwords and you don't have to tell them, they just get it.

      The real problem with TFA's laundry list of practices is a false sense of security. If it takes 5 passwords to check your mail, it's really easy to think you can write whatever you want in that mail. It would also be easy to think you are safe, but then some completely new attack vector is discovered against which you have no defense - but you assume you do.

      There is a case to be made for TFA's "better safe than sorry" approach. His leadership by example for his clients is good, too.

      But I think a more apt cliche to apply is "pick your battles". Put your energy into protecting what you hold most dear. Don't make it hard to do the right thing. Don't waste time being 99.999% safe over some unlikely issue while possibly ignoring some more likely one altogether.

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    2. Re:Isn't he going after the wrong things? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      The best thing about forcing the kids to use 14-character passwords is that it sets the tone for their attitude. If you tell kids "Be secure!" and don't require strong passwords, they might not get the message. Require strong passwords and you
      ...will get post it stamps all over with the passwords because they can't remember the weird long ones.

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      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  63. well.... by ohzero · · Score: 1

    when you make yourself a target by being an advocate, I guess you have to make your kids use 14 character passwords. Not as if this will actually protect you in any way...if someone wants in, and they have any skills, they're going to get in. All the paranoia in the world doesn't change a thing.

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  64. 3 firewalls? by yagu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is THAT more secure??? I once spent half a day tracking down a totally bizarre printing behavior/bug that turned out to be a LAN where machines had multiple firewalls running. Multiple firewalls can be more trouble than one well configured firewall.

    1. Re:3 firewalls? by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      Its perfectly reasonable for a business network.

      You have two firewalls to connect to the outside. Since all traffic has to route through the firewalls, you set the outer firewall to route packets to the internal firewall, using a "private network" address (say 192.168.0.0). The internet firewall routes that traffic to all machines on your lan using another "private network address" (say 10.0.0.0). The beauty of this arrangement is that it becomes technically impossible to route traffic from the internal LAN to the Internet (because private network IPs get rejected on the internet) without subversion of BOTH firewalls. Make both firewalls boot from fixed media with the rules on the fixed media, and that's one hard to crack firewall. You may also be able to cutdown on browser hacks, using a proxy server outside of the inner firewall (but I'm not familiar with the specifics of that particular setup).

      You would definitely want to segregate your servers from your user PCs, and that would require another firewall. That cuts down on a worms infecting your servers (and then infect everything), and internal cracking.

      That's 3 firewalls right there. 4, if you count the proxy server in the DMZ network as a firewall. But for a home network? You have to be on drugs.

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    2. Re:3 firewalls? by izomiac · · Score: 1

      I don't see how 3 firewalls for a home network is unreasonable. You could have software firewalls on each computer, a router with a firewall, and a gateway with a firewall.

    3. Re:3 firewalls? by yagu · · Score: 1

      I guess the unusual nature of what I encountered was 2 firewalls running on EACH machine, i.e., the braindead MS XP firewall, and the MacAffee firewall (not much less braindead).....

  65. Paranoid but using Windows??? by Cinquero · · Score: 1

    Someone who thinks that it matters how long your passwords on a Windows box are, is not paranoid, he just looks like a fool. Second, IT security guys talk of him being paranoid? Gosh, these guys must have been educated by Bill Gates personally.

    I guess he uses IE -- because out of a VMware box that can make no harm -- except spying out all of your network and web passwords.

  66. LOL, it's the FIRM by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    Being paranoid is fine -- but it's only 1% of the battle -- and it makes no sense to run around closing up every possible hole you find.

    A security expert is supposed to identify ALL of the possible ways in which the organization may experience a negative impact as a result of poor security (both logical and physical). His job, brace yourselves kids, is not to close all of the holes!! Rather, his role is centered around determining the cost/benefit of taking care of each specific issue.

    It's my job to be suspicious when there is nothing to be suspicious about. What the FUCK do you think I am? The night watchman??

    Now Mitch, why do you think we brought you here? One day you get home from work and this shows up at your house (he shows a thick lettersized envolope). Inside it are pictures of you on the beach with another woman. And that ain't screwing Mitch, no... you're looking in her eyes and making love to her. It is the kind of thing that a wife might be able to forgive, but never forget. Mitch, we're here to look out for you, so if you think of anything you want to talk to us about, I'm sure you'll call me.

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  67. Security begins at home by Jivecat · · Score: 1

    I require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords on our home network and I'm considering issuing them smart cards.

    But is he sure they're his kids?

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    "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled."--Feynman
  68. High Cognitive Cost == Low Compliance by count0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This guy doesn't get it. Security is much more about people, not about 50 character passwords and redundant firewalls. Social engineering is much more of an issue than triple firewalls.

    14 Character pwds for his kids, on his home network, that isn't connected to the outside (his VMware box is for internet). Yeah, that's useful.

    He reminds me of the guy in town who advertises websites that a backwards compatible to Netscape 1.2 - very shrill, gets some attention, but is really clueless.

  69. Deletes unused services on servers?!?! by 77Punker · · Score: 1

    He deletes unused services on his servers? What's so special about that? I delete unused services on my desktop. There's no need to waste resources on stuff you don't use.

    1. Re:Deletes unused services on servers?!?! by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Actually, on Linux, if you don't use something it pretty soon doesn't use any resources, since it gets swapped out. Run something useless, then run top after a while - you'll see that it takes zero memory and zero CPU cycles, which is almost as good as stopping it.

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      Oh well, what the hell...
    2. Re:Deletes unused services on servers?!?! by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      Very good point. Of course, having extra services running is still a security vulnerability since you're less likely to pay attention to keeping things secure that you don't use. And if you're like me, you don't like the thought of having extra stuff taking up space on your hard drive since you can never seem to have enough hard drive space.

  70. Pathological? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use clay tablets myself. When I'm done with them I grind them into dust then make ceramic ashtrays out of them.

    If I catch you trying to look at my tablets I just smash them on your head, eliminating the tablets and your memory.

    1. Re:Pathological? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Yes, that sounds about right

      :)

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  71. It's a spectrum, I guess. by Matey-O · · Score: 1

    As our Network Security Guy, I'm noticing something:

    If the perimeter is secure, and the topology is secure, and the servers are secure, and the workstations are secure (and everything is patched.) There really isn't a whole lot for my IDS to do.

    This wouldn't prevent a person from social engineering their way in though.

    Our new office has these spiffy doors that require cardkey access in, b ut just walking up to them to leave unlocks them....turns out if you slide a piece of paper between the two glass doors, you can trigger the IR sensor to open the doors and let you in. I'll bet that gets changed soon.

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  72. So how does he... by j!mmy+v. · · Score: 1

    ...back up his kids?

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  73. Nice try by Lemuel · · Score: 1

    While what Burnett is saying is possible, I'm guessing he wrote this column just to try to provoke discussion and that he probably just follows regular good security practices. Even though the article is dated on the 26th of April rather than the first, I don't see how someone can live for long with those kind of restrictions. In the end you have to balance security with real life considerations, and this article tilts things a bit too far on the security side.

  74. Waste of time? by koehn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some people waste their time watching "American Idol." Others waste their time high on drugs, while still others waste their time trying to make the rest of us believe in their deity of choice. Even if the guy is paranoid, it's his time to waste.

    At least he's not wasting his time reading /.

  75. What a freaker by Percy_Blakeney · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This guy needs to get out more. Some of my favorite parts:


    Most of my internet traffic goes through at least three firewalls. Is that too paranoid?


    Almost definitely, yes.


    Sure, the threat might not be real. No one may ever actually want what you have on your PC. But does that really matter?


    Yes, it does. Welcome to the real world, where you have finite resources and impatient users. If you only have X amount of resources, do you spend them on protecting things that are a target or on things that nobody cares about?


    Its not that I think someone is trying to hack me, but I also don't think someone is not trying to hack me.


    So, can anyone tell me exactly what he's thinking? It seems like he doesn't even know.


    It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail. One of those passwords is over 50 characters long.


    50 characters long? Why stop there? Why not 128 characters long? Why not memorize your entire public and private keys?


    I think that this fact alone -- that he has a 50-character password -- shows that he's not playing with a full deck of cards.

  76. Read "Attack Trees" by Bruce Schneier. by khasim · · Score: 1
    http://www.schneier.com/paper-attacktrees-ddj-ft.h tml

    From TFA:
    It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail.
    But is he running Outlook?

    Someone looking to install a zombie does not need to crack his 5 passwords to do so.

    In fact, I cannot think of ANYTHING that requires 5 passwords to protect that won't be just as secure with 3 passwords (or even 2 passwords) provided that each password is protected in the same fashion (writing down the 5 passwords and sticking it beneath your keyboard works that same even if you have 20 passwords).

    Security is all about restricting the avenues of attack. But once an avenue is restricted, piling more layers upon it does NOT make it more secure.

    I'm guessing that his 5 passwords are:
    #1. BIOS password
    #2. Hard drive password
    #3. Windows login
    #4. email password
    #5. some other password that may be earlier

    Now, think about what someone would have to do to be able to get the first 2 passwords.

    If someone can get those, then they can get the other 3.

    Is he paranoid? I don't believe so.

    But he does NOT understand computer security as well as he would like to believe.
    1. Re:Read "Attack Trees" by Bruce Schneier. by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      I grant you every point you make. I was merely taking issue with the parent poster's assumption, that the attack is to get information. Sometimes, it's simply to take over the system for someone else's purposes.

  77. Don't bury your weapons by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

    You won't be able to get to them in time. Besides, we know the threat is closer than than that. Some of us even know that the apocalypse isn't coming, it's here already.

    Look what happens in every zombie movie; you think you have an opportunity to drive even 25 miles and dig up your S&W 1006 and your M4? You're zombie food.

    You need your sidearm ON YOU, and your rifle at arm's length. You need 2k rounds for your sidearm and 5k rounds for your rifle on hand ALL the time, along with supplies to crank out another 10k rounds if necessary.

    More shit buried in the woods is a great idea, too, but don't leave yourself unarmed.

    1. Re:Don't bury your weapons by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      You see, that's what the whole push for "desktop replacement" laptops, combined with the shoulder strap carring case, was all about. Carrying a 20lb cudgel with you at all times. You start swinging with that thing, and you'll be splitting zombie skulls in no time.

      I, have one of those scrawny 6lb notebooks. But I bulk up the mass of my "hammer" with a frozen entree or two. Bludgeoning instrument, and emergency rations. I just hope that Zombie attacks are restricted to my morning commute.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:Don't bury your weapons by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      You want this

    3. Re:Don't bury your weapons by swb · · Score: 1

      I already have read "Zombie Survival Guide" more than once...

      You can laugh if you want, but I think it's an interesting survival blueprint for something really ishy, like a worldwide Bird Flu epidemic. .223 ammo will be tough to come by.

  78. paranoia is a mental disorder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paranoia is a recognized and severe mental disorder. It seems disproportionally widespread among the general population in the US. I wonder why...

  79. priceless by GweeDo · · Score: 1

    "I require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords on our home network"

    To bad his daughter has it written down in her diary to remember and his son wrote it on a sticky note next to his monitor....

  80. Security as a cost-benefit analysis by scovetta · · Score: 1

    You don't need 14-character passwords or smartcards if you're protecting a PC that has no internet connection and no important files on it.

    Security should be also be implicit, and invisible. It's currently not, but that's where we need to head. No one should need to memorize 14-character passwords like y&1bv,10-ine,. It's just silly. If smartcards make things easier, then fine. Same with biometrics.

    I think it's possible to be "too paranoid". If you get a kick out of having your home PC behind four firewalls, changing passwords every 30 minutes and team of experts constantly reading through logs, comparing files with their official MD5 signatures (oops, can't use MD5 anymore, maybe MD5+SHA1 now), and constantly backing up to DVDs which are immediately encrypted and sent off-site for safe keeping, etc, etc etc.

    If you like that stuff, that's fine, but you're crazy. If you're in the 90% percentile (router + o/s patches + application patches + don't click on the .vbs email attachments), then you're fine. You can spend your entire life locking down your system, and then what. You realize that Windows 98 is no longer supported and you need to upgrade and do it all again.

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    Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
    1. Re:Security as a cost-benefit analysis by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Wait, Windows 98 is not longer supported?

      (Opens bomb shelter door, shakes fist at the sky.)

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  81. Cleansing Palates by SeanDuggan · · Score: 3, Informative

    How else do you cleanse the palate between beers?
    Wasabi.

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    This sig has absolutely no significance and serves only to take up screen space and waste the time of the reader.
    1. Re:Cleansing Palates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yikes, you must have an interesting experience when you eat sushi.

      Personally, I prefer to cleanse the palate with ginger root.

  82. Eight character passwords are sufficient by windowpain · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even if the password is not case-sensitive eight characters allows for more than 2.8 trillion passwords using the 26 letters and 10 digits. Many systems time out after three or so attempts. Even if you allow a thousand attempts (an absurdly high number) you'll still be very safe.

    Of course is someone steals a password-protected system he would have an unlimited number of attempts. So make it a nine character password. If the cracker can run one million tries a second he has only a 50% chance of cracking a truly random password in the first 16 years of trying.

    Show your work:

    Number of seconds in a year = ca. 3,153,600

    36^9 = 101,559,956,668,416 / 1,000,000 = 101,559,956

    101,559,956/3,153,600 = 32 years to search entire key space.

    32 / 2 = 16 years to search half of key space.

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    1. Re:Eight character passwords are sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: Parallelised attacks. A 10000-system botnet could crack your 9-character non-case-sensitive password in a day
      2: Moore's law

      8 characters are good enough if it's case sensitive and you throw some punctuation in there for luck, though "good enough" depends on what you're protecting.

    2. Re:Eight character passwords are sufficient by windowpain · · Score: 1

      10,000 machines would cost $5,000,000 to $10,000,000 at least. Why is somebody going to harness the combined processing power of 10,000 machines to break into this guy's PC? Or mine? Or yours?

      This guy says, "I require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords...". Unless his kids are al Qaeda agents or stealing nuclear secrets he's being ridiculous. And counterproductive. No kid is going to use a truly random 14-character password. Translate the names of the kids' pets into l33t speak and mash them up a few different ways and you won't need 10,000 computers to crack those passwords in less than a day.

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    3. Re:Eight character passwords are sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said botnet. A network of virus-compromised windows machines that you can hire (illegally, obviously). A day would probably cost something on the order of $10000, or you could release your own virus and wait. Either option is well within reach of a determined and semi-skilled attacker.

      No, it's not worth it to crack my home machine. Did I say it was? No! If you'd finished reading my three line post you might have noticed me say 'though "good enough" depends on what you're protecting.'. As in, if you have encrypted corporate secrets worth $100000 on your laptop then your catagorical statement 'Eight character passwords are sufficient' is undeniably wrong.

    4. Re:Eight character passwords are sufficient by windowpain · · Score: 1

      The article was written by one Mr. Mark Burnett. Neither he nor I ever mentioned a theoretical attack on encrypted corporate secrets. The guy makes his kids use 14-character passwords.

      I stand by my assessment of that practice. It's stupid and counterproductive.

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    5. Re:Eight character passwords are sufficient by horza · · Score: 1

      Even if the password is not case-sensitive eight characters allows for more than 2.8 trillion passwords using the 26 letters and 10 digits...32 years to search entire key space...

      Or you can use a dictionary based cracker and have the password in an hour or two.

      Phillip.

  83. Focus on the wrong things by PureFiction · · Score: 1

    Passwords suck. If you want strong authentication use a hardware fob. Like SecurID or iButton.

    If you really want to go all out get a vascular hand scanning biometric device. Like the banks in Japan have started rolling out.

    But seriously, a 50 char password? Don't bother. Many applications simply truncate passwords silently past a given count. Use a smaller password with more entropy. Harder to remember but 50 chars is too much.

    Ok, ok. some people love weird long passphrases. Fine, but you can't use passphrases for most password entry fields. That's all I'm saying.

    I found the key logger quote amusing. This isn't that bad of an idea; although if anyone suspects you are security savvy they wont use an obvious dongle. They will embedd the logger inside the keyboard. Does he wrap his keyboard in a tamper evident package?

    Last but not least, why use Windows if you are that paranoid? Trustix Security Linux or some other distro which provides strong access controls within the kernel and secure defaults for applications and permissions is a much better choice.

    A bit of malware could make an end run around all those passwords and careful preparation.

    My $0.02

  84. Quality vs quantity by bigmouth_strikes · · Score: 2, Informative

    This guy doesn't have a clue. He's suffering from the delusion that "quantity has a quality in itself" (Stalin quote).

    3 firewalls ? Why not 6 or 12 ? Or 1, properly configured.

    5 passwords ? Why not 20 ? How is he tracking all his passwords - with "Password days" and all ? I'm betting the farm he isn't memorizing them all. If he is, they're not different enough, not good enough. I'm sure 4 of those 5 can be cracked with readily available cracker kits.

    No, he's all about "a lot of security" as opposed to "good security".

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    1. Re:Quality vs quantity by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1
      Or 1, properly configured.

      Because that firewall is the direct connection to the Internet. If it gets owned, there's very little to warn you that you have been cracked.

      With two firewalls (& private networks) and stateful inspection of packets, it becomes significantly more difficult to penetrate the inner network machines. Trojan/bots will send out its traffic from the inside, but it won't get through the DMZ (unless it accounts for that, which makes it a fatter trojan). Scanning the internal network becomes significantly more difficult (especially with proxy servers in the DMZ). Finally with two firewalls, you can stick in a machine (in the DMZ) to log traffic and give you a warning if something looks suspicious. (I don't see a security payoff beyond 2 firewalls to the outside.)

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    2. Re:Quality vs quantity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This guy doesn't have a clue.

      Speaking of clues, did you notice that whooshing sound overe your head?

    3. Re:Quality vs quantity by dcam · · Score: 1

      There is a good argument for 2. If there is a vulnerability in 1, the other will now be affected. IIRC there was a recent story about a worm written to exploit a vuln on a popular firewall. Black Ice?

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      meh
  85. Still not secure enough by Adambomb · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, you can always DoS a box with a hammer.

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    Ice Cream has no bones.
  86. Stuck on an Island by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next thing you know, this guy will think he will end up on an island with 20 castaways without any food,water or shelter except for a TV crew and he will make them do challanges.

    WhatMeWorry

  87. Balance by IIEluSiONII · · Score: 1

    I believe there needs to be an adequate balance between security and funtionality. I take my home security very seriously (not as serious as Mark B.)and monitor everything because I am the only one using computers on it. Unfortunately some of my customer's computer skills can be comparable to that of a donkey's,so I am forced to choose the necessary balance. I think this should be the way every administrator should approach a security situation.

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  88. He likely also has a by alexhohio · · Score: 0

    He likely also has an armored car- I read an article in the NY Times about armored cars- It quotes the guy who sells them as saying that 1/3 of the buyers are under threat, 1/3 think they are under threat, and 1/3 wish they were in one of the first two categories... A lot of people are paranoid because they think it makes them important.... Like whats on Burnett's machine, Nude pics of Richard Hatch?

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  89. balance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, so this guy is setting a "good example" for his kids so they will know *how* to use tight security practices. Will they? Who knows...
    The hardest part will be that since it's such a PITA to jump through all these hoops, there will either be work-arounds, or it just won't be user-friendly. Too much work seems to be involved just to get on the computer to play (whatever your definition of that may be).

    I think he needs to get a little less secure in order to balance out the security-to-usability features. How about focusing a bit more on safe and smart computing vs. fugly passwords???

  90. Issuing smart cards by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    I think there is a point where you can go overboard. Like having crazy security like that on a personal computer... I mean, geeze, there is a point where the inconvenience outweighs the benefit. (If there is any benefit for a home user to use a Smart Card.)

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    1. Re:Issuing smart cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure there is a point where you can go overboard, but i wouldn't say the he's reached that point yet. I've implemented smart cards for login and VPN access to my home network also... the plain and simple truth is that I don't trust anyone especially with the rise of computer hacking attempts.

  91. There are lots of opinions on altruism by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "They have the greatest chance of continuing the species line."

    Not necessarily. A paranoid creature might be to fearful to ever hunt and/or forage properly and would constantly be weakened and vunerable to disease. Their lack of social contact would also exclude them from the safety in numbers and support of the group also lowering their chances.

    A healthy sense of risk doesn't necessarily make you altruistic or "soft" as you snidely put it, just reasonable. Judging from how strong the urge to socialize is in primates (including us of course) after millions of years of evolution I'd say that paranoia is not a strong predictor for survival.

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    1. Re:There are lots of opinions on altruism by daeley · · Score: 1

      A healthy sense of risk doesn't necessarily make you altruistic or "soft" as you snidely put it, just reasonable. Judging from how strong the urge to socialize is in primates (including us of course) after millions of years of evolution I'd say that paranoia is not a strong predictor for survival.

      OK, point made, Mr. Scaredy Cat. ;)

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    2. Re:There are lots of opinions on altruism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on the conditions. If everyone is being eaten, the paranoid survive. If everything is OK, the "normal" survive. The reason both exist is to be prepared for all possibilities, since we can't predict with any degree of certainty what the future holds.

    3. Re:There are lots of opinions on altruism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..Not necessarily..."

      "..doesn't necessarily make...."

      "...I'd say...."

      But that's the whole point. It's not for you to say. The randomness of genetic distribution handles that type of thinking for you.

      I'm sure you're a smart guy. Heck, I agree with you. But unless somebody hurts another human, I'm not going to sit around and judge them. I trust evolution and natural selection a lot more than I trust your (or my) judgement)

      Praise the paranoids. We should celebrate the eccentrics, instead of trying to homogenize the species.

    4. Re:There are lots of opinions on altruism by swillden · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. A paranoid creature might be to fearful to ever hunt and/or forage properly and would constantly be weakened and vunerable to disease.

      You missed the point.

      The point is that it's the diversity that strengthens the species. Characteristics that may weaken an individual in some (even most) circumstances may be the key to survival in other circumstances. Having lots of variety helps to ensure that some will survive to continue the species regardless of what happens.

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  92. Really paranoid security by Animats · · Score: 1
    One could do more than that, and much more effectively.
    • All mail is converted to plain text at the firewall.
    • All incoming web connections are filtered by software that drops all binary content other than JPEG and GIF images.
    • All other ports are blocked.
    • All serious work is done on a machine running NSA Secure Linux and fully locked down.
    • Gaming machines are stateless - on every startup, the entire system is flushed back to a known state. (There's a commercial software/hardware system to do this, and it's widely used by Internet cafes.)
    • No wireless connections.
    1. Re:Really paranoid security by great+om · · Score: 1

      faronics deepfreeze is the software. we use it in our teaching labs

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  93. the important paranoia's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Burnnet better be equally paranoid about the important things in life. one can only wonder how many different/simulataneous kinds of birth control he will demand his chaste teenagers to use.

    1. Re:the important paranoia's by jhylkema · · Score: 1

      A hundred bucks says that if he's spent this much time on his network, he hasn't spent nearly enough time with his kids. Dude, if you didn't want to raise them, why didn't you just save us the trouble of having to and get fixed already?

  94. And he only uses 127.0.0.1 for his IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's EXTREMELY paranoid, using 127.0.0.1 exclusively as his IP address. He says this is so that DDoS attackes end up getting reflected back at the sender. A lot of hackers who have tried to crack his machines do wonder how in the world he has already managed to get copies of all of their own files once they do break in...

  95. It's really funny... by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

    ...how geeks complain about "l00sers" using 3-characters passwords and now that there's someone who's trying to tell his kids to use proper password, we hear complaints too.

    What exactly is a Slahshdot-approved(TM) password? Please tell me. I long to be as cool as all you 1337 h4x0rz but I don't want you calling me a paranoid.

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  96. What about the Post-its!?! by no+soup+for+you · · Score: 1
    14 Character pwds for his kids

    Hey, thats fine to have long passwords. But what regulations cover where the kids can store the post it notes with the password on it?

    I've found the drawer closest to the keyboard to be the most secure place to store passwords that people can't remember

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  97. Must be afraid of Hackers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like Bitchchecker.

    Which is totally understandable.

  98. This guy is a moron by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The word paranoid is the important point. He is being stupid, because a casual hacker looks for easy targets. To stop them you only have to secure your system well enough that it isn't easy to get into, so they move on, as the internet is a big place.

    The only reason you would do all the silly crap that he has done, is because someone is out to get YOU, and is only after you. They are determined to get into your system, any way they can. Now, if your system is the Strategic Missile Command computers, then I could see why someone might really want to get in. However, this guys is a nobody. He isn't rich, he isn't influential, and he isnt powerful. Nobody is out to get him, so yes, he is paranoid.

    I always thought that paranoids were the absolute height of egomania, since you have to think pretty highly of yourself to think that you're worth the effort.

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  99. Kid Security by sagneta · · Score: 1

    Why not just go the entire nine yards and tatoo bar-codes on the kid's forhead? Smart-cards are yesterdays news.

  100. Forget the smart card... by thebdj · · Score: 1

    Skip right to the retinal scanner.

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    "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
  101. It's a joke, people by Daedala · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As soon as I read this article, I sent it to many of my friends, because it's funny. It's an elegant, understated, hilarious demonstration of an important point. It starts perfectly reasonably and gets progressively sillier, until by the end it's way over-the-top hyperbole. This essay is a really lovely piece of writing, because at first it suckers you in with its reasonably paranoid stance, and when you realize you've been had -- I guess that's if you realize you've been had -- makes you think about diminishing returns.

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  102. Paranoia? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1
    The first thing you learn in paranoia is, (repeat after me)

    THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND.


    Someone needs to send a team of Troubleshooters over to see what's up with this Burnett guy.
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  103. Is Mark social engineering us? by venom600 · · Score: 1

    You want paranoid? How do we know he's not sugggesting these 'methods' while holding un-released exploit code for ALL of them! --Ben

  104. Not that I'm paranoid or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm logged in as myself at the top level of Slashdot. When I "read more" my name follows me. When I do read more to this thread only, I don't appear to be logged. I'm too paranoid that I've been redirected or something to login in again just for this one topic.

    -so this once I'll be anonymous

  105. Wrong topic? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't I be seeing a foot icon here? This guy can't be serious, can he?

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  106. Obsesive compulsive by espek · · Score: 1
    I don't think this guy is paranoid per se, all his actions are closer to someone who is obsessive compulsive. You know the type, they can't leave the bathroom without washing their hands 17 times.

    "Password Day"...come guy, get some help! Better yet, get a hobby or a mistress for crying out loud.

    Here is my security: If it's important it doesn't go digital. Paper and ink baby! The more I practice it, the more I like it.

  107. Security and Risk Assessment by erroneus · · Score: 1

    To me, it's all about the gamble. Let's face it, having security measures in place means it's less convenient in most cases. And yes, biometrics are certainly fallible methods as the rely on factors that can potentially change leaving situations and scenarios open to question. (I've got cold and allergy symptoms now and my eyes are shot, my voice is gone and thanks to a skateboarding accident, my fingertips are in a state of healing.)

    So an important aspect of security that rately gets much discussion is the notion of damage control and controlling the amount of damage that is possible. People sometimes discuss the notion of having an important server running from a CD or some other read-only media while the data is stored on some sort of network-controlled storage only allowing access under certain conditions. So once an intruder makes it in, there should be little to no damage they can inflict.

    So passwords, cards, biometrics have their place, but I think it's also important, and sometimes moreso, to think about the damage that occur.

  108. Well of course by kmartshopper · · Score: 1

    Of course his wife doesn't know his password -- who the hell could remember thirty passwords that are at least 14 characters in length and get changed every week or so? I'm surprised he has a wife. Is she allowed to go outside? If I were him, I'd be afraid someone might look at her...

    And what the hell is he doing, doing things like online banking or getting mail from his bank online? Does he really trust these companies enough to give them this information?

    The scary part is that the way the article is written, the guy sounds like he knows he's a nut. It would be fun though, to write up a list of things he could do in addition to the things he's listed and see if it pushes him over the edge.

  109. Microsoft is not the problem by mkmoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem is his kids! What about the social engineering risks. Someone could just buy his kids a six pack in exchange for their passwords. The only logical solution is to get rid of his kids. Probably get rid of his wife too. I doubt she can really be trusted to have acess to the system.

    1. Re:Microsoft is not the problem by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Someone could just buy his kids a six pack in exchange for their passwords.

      A six pack? You're thinking way too big. Wasn't there a study a few months ago where it was shown that like 60% or more of users would disclose their passwords in exchange for chocolate?

      "Hey kid, want some candy?"

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    2. Re:Microsoft is not the problem by intangible · · Score: 1

      Always remember: "Strangers have the best candy".

    3. Re:Microsoft is not the problem by Soruk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the figures were somewhat different, but taking those ones in the parent, that only tells you that 40% were too dumb to invent a bogus password for free chocolate.

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    4. Re:Microsoft is not the problem by Random5 · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps that only 40% had passwords nobody without a photographic memory would remember after one recital.

  110. Bad patches are the least of your problems. by MarkByers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From a security perspective, it is not the patches which crash your computer or destroy data that are a problem. They are just annoying. Reinstall, restore your data from a back up, and you are ready to go again.

    The problem comes from bugs with exploits in the wild, but no patches yet.

    Unpatched IE vulnerabilities
    Unpatched Windows XP Vulnerabilities

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  111. Common problem in companies..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...security is too paranoid. security (arguable) costs money.

    business is too cheap.

    so what do you do?

    ITS FUCKING CALLED RISK ANALYSIS/MANAGMENT!!!!!!!!!

  112. 14 character passwords easy to crack by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    the thing that matters is that:

    a. you don't write it down
    b. you can remember it
    c. it's not in a dictionary (i like to use latinized versions of english words that never existed in latin in the first place)
    d. it has non-character portions (1 or 2 digits, non-standard characters like # * . > )
    e. it's got nothing to do with your school, work, car, teacher, pet, child, parent, or birthplace.

    The reality is that 80 plus percent of all passwords fail most of the above, even when they're more than 7 characters long.

    Oh, and don't tape it under your keyboard, put it on a post-it, on the side of your monitor/computer, in your desk drawer or inside an unlocked cabinet - I already looked there.

    But then I used to be the Acting Security Officer for MAPHQ back in my mil days, when I would wait till the Finance personnel just ducked out to get a drink at the water fountain or talk to an officer walking by outside about sports to go in and install keyboard listeners on their "secure" PCs that they said couldn't be cracked.

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  113. Well with these new cases and such... by CYDVicious · · Score: 2, Funny

    I keep my PC's turned around so I can tell if anyone has installed a hardware keylogger. He feels so safe with the PC's turned around that... -doesn't see the usb keylogger in the front usb port... ...or the usb dongle plugged into the keyboard usb port of this nice Dell by Microsoft keyboard... On a side note, what is he going to use as a cup holder now?

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  114. This guy is a quack.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are levels of security. There are threat assessments. He probably uses a sledgehammer to hammer nails. Sigh.

    One thing is for sure, it's not paranoia if they are really after you--the only person after him is himself.

    BTW, why doesn't he standardize his home with OpenBSD, or ack, Linux. Why on earth is he using a VM for browsing? Unless *he* is doing something "evil".

  115. oww by zerkon · · Score: 1

    "It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail.

    One of those passwords is over 50 characters long."

    a few things jump out at me... first since he's using windows i don't care how long the stupid pasword is most windows vulnerabilities just skip that step entirely

    Second, 3 firewalls? for a home network? are you kidding me? unless you bring your work home with you, and you work for the CIA on something 10 people are allowed to know the existance of (in which case you wouldn't be bringing it home) this just screams obsessive compulsive

    Third, I feel sorry for his kids, I'm all about encouraging smart surfing at a young age... but 14 character passwords? If you told me to remember a 14 character password in my teenage years i'd probably do one of two things, A. roll eyes... "ok dad..." and turn around and write it down on a little piece of paper, or B. stop using the computer. Kinda sounds like the users where I work now actually... including the eye rolling

    1. Re:oww by NullProg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Second, 3 firewalls? for a home network?
      He didn't state what type, but I can guess...

      1) Software Based firewall (Possibly two if you don't trust the first.
      2) Wireless AP to internal network Firewall.
      3) Internet firewall.

      I have two of these on my home network (for the windows client), ZoneAlarm + Hardware. When I install a wireless access point I will then add another one to firewall that segement.

      Enjoy.

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  116. His kid's passwords by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Mary's is dadisaparanoidgeek
    John's is deathdealer2000
    Linus's is ima1ee7haxx0r!

    Boy, that took two minutes to figure out ...

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  117. Not that Paranoid by obender · · Score: 2, Funny
    His file systems are not encrypted. Guess the swap file is not encrypted either. And he leaves the computers in the house when he goes out. And I bet his smart cards are not edible.

    This is just an amateur paranoid.

  118. Security is a myth by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Most people are scared of terrorism, not realizing you're more likely to get malaria or die from walking across the street.

    You're at more risk of death just going to a bar than you are of terrorists, for example.

    The same applies to computer security. Three firewalls but they use IE for a browser with no encryption. That's how the real world works.

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  119. you think he's paraniod? by Chip7 · · Score: 1
    My boss recently asked me if there was a way to encrypt the mouse signal because it could possibly reveal where the info is displayed on the screen. He's also the one who refuses to use a KVM switch because de 3 caracters buffer could be read from a compromised machine and be used to peice together a password.

    Yet if you call him up and say you were from MasterCard and asked for his info, he'd probably give'em up withtout a second thought. He's a manager after all... =)

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  120. He left out one item from his list: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * I never get any work done

    When his internet goes down, it takes him 2 hours to figure out which firewall is broken.

    He cannot collaborate with you to work on anything because getting the work back and forth between you is nearly impossible.

    When he uses bittorrent, he is a leach.

    His kids tell their friends and anyone offering them cookies what a crazy dude their dad is, and what he makes them set their passwords to.

    On his networks he doesnt allow p2p, IRC, IM, email attachments, netmeeting, or shared folders, or installing any software. Would you use his network if you had a choice?

    And, after all that, he is _STILL_ not secure from anyone properly motivated.

    There is another side to security, which is practicality. Every security precaution is a tradeoff of getting work done.

    Make the website read-only.. how often does this make staff unable to save files and not understand why? What applications and features does it break?

    Change every password on a regular basis? How often do you forget them, or where do you write them down? Do you go somewhere and not have the one you need? Or did you bring it with you on your trip where it could be stolen?

    Use your shreddings for mulch? How much bleached paper can a mulch pit take before it stops being a mulch pit? Do his wife's flowers fail to sprout?

    Turning your PCs around.. great you can see the keyboard plug. Now, burn me a CD rom with this weeks numbers on it..

    Lastly.. even if your security is 100%, and noone can get in, the obvious solution is to put a gun in your face and order you to login. Is that really what you want as the path of least resistance?

  121. Old Line by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    But very appropriate:

    I know I'm being paranoid, but am I being paranoid enough?

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  122. "Security for the Paranoid"? by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

    That sounds like an album by Queens of the Stone Age...

    1. Re:"Security for the Paranoid"? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      hehe, nice

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  123. Standard procedures, not paranoid. by NullProg · · Score: 1

    1) BIOS password.
    2) Windows Login Password.
    3) Windows Network Login Password.
    4) VMWare Server Password.
    5) Mail Server Password.

    Good security practices state that you should never use that 'Remember this Password' option any program displays for you. I can see why he would have five passwords to enter.

    Enjoy,

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  124. It's because of people like you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because of people like you I've had to decentralize my bot nets. Nuke this!

    Mwahahahaaa...

    *sigh*

    Sad, isn't it.

  125. Beyond Fear by JerkyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This guy should have a look at Bruce Schnier's site, especially with regards to understanding pracitcal security. This seems enlightening:
    Schneier invites us all to move beyond fear and to start thinking sensibly about security. He tells us why security is much more than cameras, guards, and photo IDs, and why expensive gadgets and technological cure-alls often obscure the real security issues. Using anecdotes from history, science, sports, movies, and the evening news, Beyond Fear explains basic rules of thought and action that anyone can understand and, most important of all, anyone can use. The benefits of Schneier's non-alarmist, common-sense approach to analyzing security will be immediate.
    Schnier would probably concur that the author of this article is paranoid, but it is even more likely that Schnier would describe him as unreasonable.
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  126. I'm glad this guy is not *my* network admin by extremesanity · · Score: 1

    Have you ever had a guy like this running your servers or network? Its gets to the point where you have to run subversion programs/systems to get any work done in a timely fashion.

    While he is busy changing 100 of his passwords every week a whole group of users are not getting any work done because they need a port opened on the firewall.

    What does this guy do for a living that he has all this time to waste on useless tasks in the name of "what if" security?

  127. He isn't paranoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He isn't paranoid. He knows about risk analysis. It sounds like he just turned security into a hobby...

  128. three firewalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Most of my internet traffic goes through at least three firewalls.
    Yeah, but that won't prevent you from any malware tunneling to the outside via http/your browser/dns/etc.
  129. Passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So since he is considered paranoid and requires 14 character long passwords, what does my 49 character long password make me?

  130. The replies to this article give me hope by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    Information security has a major black eye because too many people absolutely don't understand that security is NOT the goal and never should be.

    Accomplishing whatever your business is is the goal. Doing it efficiently and profitably is the goal. Serving your customers is the goal. Helping and not harming them is the goal.

    Every bit of information security which does NOT serve those ends should get a rapid ejection from any institution. Those bits that do serve those ends should be promoted not because they're "security" or policy, but because they're good business.

  131. Re:Convenience != 1/Security by coyote-san · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would argue that inconvenient security is not secure. People will find ways around it, sometimes in the worst possible way from a security standpoint.

    Good security should be relatively unintrusive. E.g., your security badge includes a java button, you need it and your password to log on. (I'm not sure if jbuttons are wireless, but if not substitute some smart device that is.) Once you're logged in a kerberos TGT is written to your badge. You can then access most secured functions because they quietly get the ticket from your badge. You could set up the system so your tickets (not TGT) only live for 10-15 seconds - you walk away from your desk to go to the bathroom or "coincidently" run into that cutie at the water fountain and the ticket can't be renewed and the applications are disabled (and screen blanked?) until you return. Then you have to repeat your password (since somebody might have taken the badge off your still-warm body) and everything is as you left it.

    If you need special rights you provide the password for another TGT, one with a short lifetime. Think 'sudo' as an analogy.

    It's far more secure than having to maintain a separate username/password for multiple applications, yet simultaneously far more convenient. Nobody will complain, esp. if badges are required or they're already used to get through doors. Most people won't even understand how the badge around their neck gives them access to their workstation (and possibly others when working with others).

    A slightly weaker version uses a USB dongle attached to your keys. Nobody walks away from their car keys for long.

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  132. Security has no value, only a cost. by jimbro2k · · Score: 1
    Security adds no value to software.

    It does impose a set of costs, however. Secure software usually has barriers to access (logins, passwords, etc) is usually slower (to gain access, if nothing else), adds an additional implementation cost, and (to be truly secure) is never finished.

    However..
    If you get hacked, or your data goes into the black hole, or something else bad happens, then there is a much greater cost you must bear. - Sometimes THAT cost is catastrophic.

    But as long as nothing ever goes wrong, and you can be certain it never will, then security is a bad thing.

    Of course, sometimes, you truly don't care, or need to, in which case, security is also a bad thing.

    Look at the concept of most Wikis - anybody can post anything - no security against most forms of hacking. That is the intent.

    But of course, when you do care about bad things, your level of paranoia should at least greater than the level of how much you care, and not necessarily related to the level of threat, which you probably cannot estimate accurately.

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  133. Re:first post by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

    Excuse me. I don't known a huge amount about encryption techniques, but I strongly suspect using 16 characters rather than 6 is just a matter of the decryption program taking a couple of extra nanoseconds to crack. This is like door locks. They keep out the honest folks. The crooks are gonna break a window and ignore the lock. So, basically, we *are* talking about paranoia here, not rational security savvy. I think we may need to take back the word "paranoid" from the guys who think it means overly cautious. It doesn't. It means nuts in a particular clinically defined way.

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  134. better safe than sorry by Muhammar · · Score: 1

    my kids will all have 14-character randomly generated names

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  135. Crazy by Tom · · Score: 1

    Yes, the guy is crazy, and I speak as a security dude (who has also written for securityfocus).

    He's right that even the paranoid have enemies. He ignores that many of the paranoid with enemies still get done in, despite all the paranoia.

    The most important point, however, is that his approach to secure will do zilch to improve security in general. Microsoft releasing a new patch improves world-wide computer security a thousand times as much as his 50 character password.

    Because frankly, I don't care if his machine gets hacked into, and neither does anyone else. But the two or three million hacked windos machines that are part of dozens of zombie networks, now that is a serious problem.

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  136. +5 really nice by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    man that was funny. i laughed for about 5 minutes

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  137. Pet peeve: by Kphrak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Paranoid admins who like to practice "information denial techniques" on their systems, making them essentially unfixable. The thinking is, "We don't want a hacker to have any information about our network. We don't want him to even know what kind of system he's on if he ever does get in. So we've got to hide as much system stuff as possible."

    We've got quite a few of those here, most of who have had "security at ANY COST" drilled into them by the higherups. Here are a few gems:

    • One of my managers from a few years back forbid putting manpages on any DMZ systems. Just in case a hacker got in and needed to know how to use a command. Of course, if it's 3AM and we're working on something esoteric in there, we wouldn't have to walk to another system to check the manpages. We keep all the commandline args in our heads. And manpages, as we all know, are secret information -- they're not available on Google. No sir.
    • The other day, someone asked me how we could hide the route info in our outgoing email headers indicating that internal servers (192.168, etc) were sending mail to our mail gateway. Best if no one has any clue what mail servers sent the mail. At least they didn't ask me to spoof all senders to secret@myorg.gov -- I was expecting that, by that point.
    • Our password policy requires a password that has letters, alphanumeric chars, and numbers. Every thirty days, you've got to change your password. OK, that's not so bad. But wait, there's more! It remembers your last three passwords and won't let you use them. Up to a short time ago, if you entered a password wrong three consecutive times, it locked you out of all systems on the network until further notice. The potential DOS is left as an exercise for the reader.
    • A short time ago, one of our admins created a "locked down" DMZ system incorporating the minimum amount of packages he could use. Something went haywire in our network connectivity using an update program, so I tried to do some troubleshooting. Telnet to the remote server on port 80 to see if we could get HTTP connectivity? Nope, telnet (the CLIENT) was gone. How 'bout snoop? Nope, I couldn't watch network packets short of going into the room and plugging in an ethernet tap. I ended up doing the same stuff from another system in the DMZ that had not been locked down in this fashion.

    I'm sure there's another super-paranoid person on this topic who may flame me for this and say I'm a rotten admin for keeping any debugging tools on a system. But a lot of people forget that 50% of security is keeping the bad guys out, and the other 50% is allowing the good guys to do their job without a huge hassle. Sure, having people logging in via telnet, or allowing "password" as a password sucks. But timely patching, keeping an eye on your system services, EDUCATING YOUR USERS, and having a good firewall policy will keep far more trouble out than instituting the Fourth Reich on a production system.

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    1. Re:Pet peeve: by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      A short time ago, one of our admins created a "locked down" DMZ system incorporating the minimum amount of packages he could use.

      This isn't a bad idea. I've used it at many sites, and I don't consider myself particularly paranoid. I use Knoppix or TomsRTBT when I need a "full" featured OS to troubleshoot with.

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    2. Re:Pet peeve: by Kphrak · · Score: 1

      I use Knoppix or TomsRTBT when I need a "full" featured OS to troubleshoot with.

      That's good if you can afford to take your system down and boot from CD, but not if a mission-critical app is on there and a minor part is malfunctioning (which was happening in this case). Although I'm sure that if you had a debugging suite on disk, mounted that, and chrooted to the mount directory you could get away with some operations.

      The other thing is that some systems are not necessarily bootable in Knoppix -- particularly non-x86. :)

      I don't mind hardening a system at all, but if something goes wrong, it needs to be fixable by less-than-superhuman means, at 3AM, and probably from a remote location, or any problem starts becoming a nightmare.

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    3. Re:Pet peeve: by Valar · · Score: 1

      The three try lock thing reminds me of something. A couple of weeks ago my campus domain password got locked on a three attempt error. I called IT and politely asked them to unlock the account. The woman on the other end of the phone kept reiterating that 'this is for your own good; this is to protect YOU' to which I responded that I protect myself with a strong password and that they were actually opening up themselves to a massive DoS attack. Which was met with much argument and a very condescending tone (as all requests for our IT department are met with-- these guys are MCSEs, ok, not to be messed with ;)). Two weeks later I go into the library, to public terminal and proceed to attempt three logins on every member of the IT staff, the school administration and all of the members of the student senate. By 8:30am the next day, the issue was fixed.

    4. Re:Pet peeve: by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      gold!

    5. Re:Pet peeve: by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could put a secret partition on the drive with your tools on it. Use an encrypted filesystem. Then you could remote in (assuming SSH server is available) and mount it the same as you'd do the disk.

      You might be able to make the filesystem a file itself, so you wouldn't have to repartition the drive. I don't know if it's possible to make an encrypted RAM drive.

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  138. 3 firewalls *IS* too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I find that two firewalls (hardware, Linux, *BSD, definitely not a Windows software firewall) are plenty for the paranoid. My first one is line is my router, which has pretty restrictive acl's for incoming traffic and also does NAT for the host sitting behind it -- which is a Linux box with iptables from hell. Behind the Linux box sits my Windows machines. If I count the Win XP SP2 software based "firewall" that I guess I do have 3 of them. Am I paranoid too? I certainly don't think so, and I've never gotten hacked although countless idiots have tried, and continue to try every day.

  139. Ha ha, Eric! by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1
    I know everything I need to know about you, Eric! Everything about you is on... THE INTERNET!

    Mark Burnett is an independent researcher, consultant, and writer specializing in Windows security. He is the author of Hacking the Code: ASP.NET Web Application Security (Syngress), co-author of the best-selling book Stealing The Network: How to Own the Box (Syngress), and co-author of Maximum Windows 2000 Security (SAMS Publishing). He is a contributor and technical editor for Special Ops: Host and Network Security for Microsoft, UNIX, and Oracle. Mark speaks at various security conferences and has published articles in Windows IT Pro Magazine (formerly Windows & .NET Magazine), Redmond Magazine, Information Security, Windows Web Solutions, Security Administrator and various other print and online publications. Mark is a Microsoft Windows Server Most Valued Professional for Internet Information Services.


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  140. The Nature of Paranoia by Morosoph · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Being trusting of a single large vendor may appear to be contrary to the spirit of paranoia, but this is to ignore what paranoia really is:

    Paranoia is the misordering of priorities though irrational fear. For example, I am posting to Slashdot using links2 run from a Gentoo livecd from my second machine. If I was doing this for any reason other than because my main system had suffered disk failure, requiring a reinstall, or random geek value, I would be seriously paranoid, for I'd focused so strongly upon having an unhackable system over implementing anonymisation over ipv6.

    More seriously, being excessively slowed down though having to jump through security hoops, and having your mindspace taken up can end up reducing productivity, and risks seriously eating into profits. Hence we have security specialists, who call themselves "paranoid" because they would be, if they had a normal (meaning non-security) job. It is entirely possible that someone in security is too paranoid for security, and trusts those that they should be weary of on grounds of insufficient competence because of irrational fears of those who's motives they do not trust.

    Avoiding obviously taking sides, it's clear to [Democrats|Republicans] that [Republicans|Democrats] are paranoid about various risks. This isn't just relativism: those who seek power tend to perceive a greater need to control the masses than the rest of us. Someone has to be getting it wrong!

    Paranoia is a strange thing...

  141. further analysis... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some people will view this kind of paranoia as a challenge, which will only encourage them to attack him.

    Ahh, the self-fullfilling prophesy of paranoia: Act out enough, and you get all sorts of unwelcome attention that just confirms your egomania.

    Of course, if I were really interested in getting into this guy's computers, I would shoot him once in the foot and tell him that the next bullet would go into his head if he didn't spill all his passwords. Computer security is only as good as the weakest link...

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  142. what was that about by FiDooDa · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering what really was the article about. did he want to brag about his (seemingly overzealous) security measures or was he really wondering what was the security field stance on his positions.

    It really felt to me that this article had nothing good produced as a good base for discussion.

    One last thing, there is way more the security than firewalls, passwords or security tokens. Come on! give me a break.

    If he wanted a good debate on the subject he would have explained what was the result of his risk anslysis and then justify the controls to minimize those risks.

    Again, it looked to me a bit like this: "look at me i have to type in a gazillion passwords to read my mail, beat that!"

  143. Mr. Burnett - you live right here: by adnonsense · · Score: 1
  144. And stupid. by khasim · · Score: 1
    5 passwords to boot and check email on the laptop? What in the world are they *for*? BIOS, system login, email login, maybe one for decrypting if you're receiving encrypted emails all the time. What else?
    More importantly, if someone can your BIOS password AND your system login then that someone should not have any problem getting the other 3 passwords.

    In which case, having that many passwords is just stupid. It is not providing any more security.
  145. B#llsh!t Paranoia is egotism by redelm · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Absolute security at all costs" means zero functionality at high cost.

    More important is a credible threat, probability and loss analysis, compared with a list of countermeasures and their costs.

    Otherwise, it's just the cops featherbedding, just like the CIA did over the strength of the USSR -- even just before the collapse and perestroika.

    Don't give in to fear.

  146. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That is the point.

    Assume he has perfect electronic security. The would-be data burglar will always look for the softest possible break-in point.

    If he makes his electronic security infinitely strong, then he better check the locks on the doors, the security system, whether he takes the same routes regularly, etc.

  147. Well now that his story's out on slashdot.... by kalirion · · Score: 1

    how long do you think until the guy logs into his network only to see "4££ ¥0ur B4$3 4r3 B3£0n9 70 |_|$" scrolling across the screen?

  148. Argh by retro128 · · Score: 1

    What is with this guy? Keep the PC turned around so if you know if there's a keylogger installed? 50 character passwords? Surfing from a VMWare box? What's he got on his network that he thinks is so important? I wonder if he checks his precious email with POP-S or if he just transmits his PW over the wire in plaintext? Is he worried about financial data getting out? It's easier to set up a computer not connected to the network which houses sensitive information than it is do deal with these ridiculous security whims. What is the point of having password strings that large? Brute force password attacks are very slow, noticable, and hardly ever used except by admins with a passwd dump who are doing a strength test. A 6-8 character alphanumeric with a couple of Shift-number characters thrown in is very adequate protection, IMHO.

    Additionally, the fact of the matter is that most of the network attacks out there are being done by script kiddies looking for an easy system to break into so they can set up a warez server or make it part of their zombie network. If you are on some wuss home network you'll never have to worry about port scans as long as you've got a firewall and no exploitable holes exposed to the outside.

    If you are being specifically TARGETED for an attack, it's a slightly different story, but even then the chances are pretty good no one's going to waste their time trying to brute force your password. Most likely they'll just send an email trojan via email to somebody inside your network that phones home right through however many layers of firewall you just happen to have. A fat lot of good a big password will do you then....

    And speaking of being targeted, this guy just put a bullseye on his forehead. I have a feeling quite a few people are going to take this article to task and find out how good this guys security REALLY is.

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  149. Home Security is NOT Work Security by irefay · · Score: 1

    How much importaint stuff does need to protect on his computer? Usualy kids have a game or two, list of MSN addy's, and some school work on the computer. At home the guy prolly has credit card# financial information, personal projects and that's about it. If he is going to go crazy securing his computer (digital info) than he should be X2 as paranoid protecting the PHYSICAL information. I suggest having his credit card implanted in his skin, 8 security gaurds at his side at ALL times, satalite survalence. The card should be encrypted in egyptian 2048 bit encryiption hyroglifics and to use his card he must submit a fingerprint, voice, and dna samples along with a urine test.

  150. Appropriate, not excessive by mnmn · · Score: 1

    Many security people think the whole aim of tightening up is to completely disallow a hack. 100% security is impossible, and the scene becomes a competition between the security guys and the finance/management people about how much to spend on it.

    My idea of security is to clearly make it unworthwhile to hack. To gain $10, the hacker/cracker should have to spend $20 in cracking effort. An OpenBSD router is fine for a ~50-employee company. 14-character passwords, smartcards and biometrics would be excessive.

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  151. openBSD anyone? by Tharkban · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ok...so my real question is, why in the world is this guy running microsoft products? Not to say, microsoft isn't secure, I would be asking the same question if the article implied he was using linux.

    If I was that paranoid nothing but a locked down openBSD machine behind the nastiest firewall imaginable would be good enough for me.

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  152. Re: Mod Parent Off-topic by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The point is that Linux, BSD, and any other OS that's open source can actually be examined. If you're paranoid, you have to audit all the code yourself and hand-write the base assembler to assembly the quasi-compiler; refer back to the thought experiment of the bugged compiler which would infect compiler and login program to propagate itself. Even further, you'd want to use an open system where you can verify all the firmware, including the BIOS, to make sure no hooks are in place to compromise your security. And even further than that, you need to validate all the chips and processors in your system that they're not bugged either.

    So, for one who claims he's really paranoid, he's very much a far way off from real paranoia. He's not even taking the basic step of validating his operating system.

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  153. The real question is... by notherenow · · Score: 0
    How many people will try to hack his box now?

    Brag about security, and you'll have to use it.

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  154. guess we're just high on BIS by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    BIS is actually scale that psychologists use to measure ones behavior. BIS stands for Behavioral Inhibition System which is often times coupled with BAS which stands for Behavorial Approach System.

    High on BIS basically means you focus on the negative surroundings/environment. Take skydiving for example, a person high on BIS would be focusing on what if the parachutes don't deploy, what if I go into shock, etc. etc. Someone high on BAS would be skydiving gives a rush of energy that I can't really experience anywhere else.

    I'm not saying high on BIS is bad. In fact, a person can be both high on BIS and high on BAS simultaneously since these 2 scales are not necessarily contradictory. High on BIS are good for situations which need it and knowing how weak computer security can be today, it might be a good thing.

    You can read more about it here: The Behavioral Approach System & The Behavioral Inhibition System

  155. My paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just wanted to slip in a comment here before this amusing thread died. I don't mind if everyone thinks I am crazy, and I enjoyed the comments, but I don't like the idea that people got the wrong message from the article. Of course, this was a casual commentary meant mostly to be entertaining, and some of you picked up on that. I don't have bars on my windows and I don't give my kids polygraph tests. There is a certain humor about security that plenty of people can relate with. Nevertheless, there is enough truth to what I posted.

    The point was this: I am a security professional, so is it so bad for ME to be paranoid? I'm not telling you to be paranoid, that's MY job. I spend an enourmous amount of time implementing security measures that are way beyond the threat model for my home (which is also my work) network. I also spend a considerable amount of time doing research and reading and other stuff. Other professionals spend lots of time in school and independent study to further their own professions--they do it for the benefits of their clients.

    I do not recommend these extreme security measures for the average network. I do not recommend changing passwords every 30 days. I do not recommend going so far beyond the actual threat. Still, there are plenty of reasonable security measures that do go a long way. And for myself, does it matter if there is a threat or not? Wouldn't my clients like knowing that I have way more security than I need? I set a baseline of extreme security and work down from there to come up with what works for them. To me the cost/benefit ratio makes sense but it won't for most others, but it makes sense for me because that's how I learn. If there is an extreme case where it is worth it, I am ready to implement it.

    I also believe in smart security. Many have implied that I take these extreme measures yet seem to forget the basics. Duh. Be smart and balanced about security. Don't alienate users because they need to be active participants in your security policy. I don't believe that you can be absolutely secure, but I do think there's a huge difference between 50% secure and 95% secure.

    Judging by the surge in my IDS, firewall, and other logs, some of you took my article as a challenge. I usually don't mind people taking a stab at my network, just be cool about it. If you do find a flaw, I'd probably be impressed and I'd like to hear about it. That isn't a challenge, being smug about one's security isn't that smart.

    And finally, about the hotfixes. That point wasn't quite fair because I am on the Microsoft program to beta test hotfixes. By the time they are released, I have already tested them on certain specific environments. I also do some articles and reports on hotfixes that same day so by the time they come out I know them pretty well. You should not blindly install hotfixes without testing them. I'd love to trust Microsoft more there but I don't.

    And for the record, here are the five passwords to check e-mail on my laptop:
    1. BIOS password (mostly as a statement, kind of like a legal notice)
    2. Syskey password (for EFS encryption and other physical attacks)
    3. Windows password (this is the 50-char one)
    4. Password to mount the encrypted drive
    5. Password to open my e-mail client

    Thanks for the discussion,

    Mark Burnett

  156. Paranoid? by YeEntrancemperium · · Score: 1

    Black Sabbath?

  157. Search & Seizure ramifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Legally you should always keep separate passwords because then the government can't argue (in a raid) that another in your household can give permission to sack your machine's memory.

  158. Recently had a credit card stolen by joshv · · Score: 1

    Someone logged on to the credit card company's web site as me and changed my password, and then my address, and then attempted to charge $1500 at an online computer store.

    To do so they had to have had the cc number, the 3 digit code on the back of the card, my user id, and my ssn. I guarantee you they did not get this information hacking my network or my personal computers. The information just isn't there. Neither is it in the shredded documents I stick in the garbage.

    Moral of the story? The security of your personal data is only as good as the weakest security among those who hold your personal data in their databases. All it takes is one bad employee at the bank, or a credit card company, or an online vendor, or the mortgage company...

    This guy is sticking his fingers in the small portion of the dike he controls, while the rest of it leaks personal information like a sieve.

    -josh

  159. Mulch is out; vermicompost is in! by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1
    From TFA: I don't just throw out shredded documents; I spread the shredded bits into my garden to use as mulch.

    A real security expert would feed the shredded bits to the red wigglers in his worm farm and then put the vermicompost in his garden.

  160. You should be worried... by js290 · · Score: 1

    when the "inSecurity professionals" rejects security measures because it may be academically inconvenient. Given the type of data stored on networked computers and the potential catastrophe if the data was compromised, it's probably better to be safe than sorry. How safe and how sorry is obviously up to you...

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  161. Use a 15+ char password. by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    The easiest way to not have to worry about LM hashes is to use a password longer than 14 characters.

    This poor sod just happened to shoot one char too short in laying down the law to his kiddies. A clear-cut case of insufficient paranoia leading to Slashdot ridicule.

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  162. Balance is the issue by Michael+Snoswell · · Score: 1

    There's some formula here on Convenience inversely proportion to Security - but you need to find "reasonable" values for C and S. For many ppl this guys security is too inconvenient to bother with.

    Also, as pointed out elsewhere, this guy seems to have a disproportionate sense of self importance. Sure it's fine to go to *some* lengths to stop a hacker (eg a firewall) rather than leave your home network wide open (assuming permenant Net connection).

    At home I also try to have some security with 4 primary aged kids who download all sorts of crap off the Net. I have 3 XP boxes and one Linux box and make all family members have their own logins and passwords as we had so many fights when people look at other files and stuff like that.

    The big problem I have is probably 80% of games the kids want to run only work if run as Administrator!! Many times I've tried changing permissions on files (usually games save data under /programfiles rather than in the user's own area) but this usually doesn't work. So when the kids want to play a game I have to log them in as administrator and then every few weeks I find someones done something like copied all of /programfiles to their desktop or moved all the mp3s we have to their own folder (or worse still, taken just some mp3s from the common directory we put them in).

    But it's not just games. I have a friend with a multimedia company and most of the highend apps his people use also require to be run as Administrator, so you get employees screwing up their machine configs all the time.

    It'll be a while before developers and users understand they can't expect to just sit down on a PC and do anything (beyond what they're meant to be doing).

    I have taught the kids to use logins and save downloaded stuff to their own area. I can't teach the app/game developers this.

    I never have this problem with Linux (despite some of unix's security shortcomings) but then the kids rarely use it as it doesn't have any games they want and the free office stuff isn't what they're used to using - basically it's only good for surfing the Net - so it's a last option if all other machines are in use [sigh]

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  163. Funny/Informative by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    Huh... just goes to show that no matter how funny you try to be, someone will think it's not a joke. *shrug* Not that I'm knocking the positive karma, of course...

    But yes, ginger root is generally the way I cleanse my palate. Wasabi is how I clear my sinuses.

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  164. What about the other issues by bobcote · · Score: 1

    He does not make any provision for an infrared through-the-wall-camera watching his monitor, or a microwave bounce off of a window to detect the vibrations in the room that result from pressing keys on his keyboard-each has a different sound that can be recorded and digitized so that what he types may be reproduced.

    I suggest heat lamps on the walls, floors and ceilings to deter infrared and atttach speakers to the glass in the windows After a few hours of listening to "Feelings" even the most dedicated spy will go insane.

  165. Sounds reasonable by horza · · Score: 1

    Before reading the article I thought it may be a joke. But it seems quite reasonable.

    Going through three firewalls: I assume one is on his router and one on his PC. The router firewall is invulnerable to M$ attacks, and if some spyware or a virus gets installed then the PC firewall will warn him when he transmits unauthorised data. Not sure where 3rd one comes in.

    Needing 5 passwords from boot to reading email: guessing that the first is the BIOS password, this stops someone putting in a LiveCD and reading his hard drive. Next comes the Windows login. Third is the POP3 password that the email client asks for. Fourth is the 50 character password (probably a sentence from his favourite novel or a line from a song lyric) which decodes his PGP key. Possibly the 5th is to mount an encrypted filesystem.

    Browsing from account with no admin rights: sounds sensible to me. I have friends who work in Windows but use a linux LiveCD to browse for safety.

    Deleting unused services and blocking unused ports: sensible stuff again.

    Install hotfixes the day Microsoft releases them: if you don't then you may get hit by latest worm, if you do then you will get shafted by the occasional bad patch. No right or wrong on this one, question of personal preference.

    As for regularly changing passwords, he is sensible in doing what most of us are just too lazy to do. I wouldn't say he is over paranoid, on the contrary he has learned good habits.

    Phillip.

  166. Three passwords short of a user. by Tezprice · · Score: 1
    "Sometimes I have a "Password Day" where I change every password I own on the same day, just in case someone might happen to have one of my passwords."

    This guy needs to step away from the computer, give it a rest you psycho. Surely with all these security precautions he hasn't got time to do anything productive. The best idea for this guy would be to put all his equipment in the shed with a couple of pounds of C4 and get the kids a goddamn Xbox.

  167. Tempest? by sysbot · · Score: 1

    What about shielding the house from Tempest evedropping? Obviously he's only over excited with the known method to protect himself not nessary paranoid.