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  1. Re:So my one question on PlanetLab Creates a More Advanced Sudo · · Score: 1

    Sudo, make me a sandwich.

    Now: FFFFUUUUUUUUU, make me a sandwich.

  2. arm the ships with miniguns on US Navy Creates MMO To Fight Somali Pirates · · Score: 1

    brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    Problem fixed.

  3. There is a huge mistake here! on Australian Tax Office Seeks Keylogger To Combat RSI · · Score: 1

    Public servants don't WORK, the software is surely to MAKE them work. In-between their challenging 9 to 5 with 3 breaks and an hour lunch, there is very little time for actual WORK.

  4. Re:you can't consent to child porn on Aaron Computer Rental Firm Spies On Users · · Score: 1

    its basic contract law.

  5. Re:Whoops on Aaron Computer Rental Firm Spies On Users · · Score: 1

    You sure do like your ass raping!

  6. Re:Whoops on Aaron Computer Rental Firm Spies On Users · · Score: 1

    What do you suggest we start using? Polish?

  7. Re:Whoops on Aaron Computer Rental Firm Spies On Users · · Score: 1, Informative

    People in the USA are still SAVING? By god. You are all about to be wiped out by hideous deflation then hyperinflation over the next 12 months. Cash is the last thing you want.

  8. Re:NAT to the rescue on Asia Runs Out of IPv4 Addresses · · Score: 1

    a lot of those crazy kids are reading this now. This particular crazy kid has tried to implement into a large company and the effort involved (IT, management, outside vendors, etc) was so enormous I have now withdrawn from active network management. It will be an absolute Shit Storm.

  9. Re:World Backup Day on 'Zodiac Island' Makers Say ISP Worker Wiped an Entire Season · · Score: 1

    Kosi, dude, fuck. Keep it civil, its my goddam grandma. Its more like "Fred Astair croons Eleanor Powell".rar.

    None of your late 90's trash talk young man!

  10. Re:Where's the April Fool's post? on 'Zodiac Island' Makers Say ISP Worker Wiped an Entire Season · · Score: 1

    Thats not an AFJ! Thats a blasphemy straight from the anus of Satan!

  11. Re:World Backup Day on 'Zodiac Island' Makers Say ISP Worker Wiped an Entire Season · · Score: 1

    come on, even my blessed 93 year old grandmother knows how to back up her work off the computer - and she certainly doesnt trust a company to do what you pay for!

    Right about the post-firing rampage, as a multitime CTO, it was my worst nightmare after letting people go. Security is good to have, but trust is mandatory.

    btw, love the regex :)

  12. Re:Torrents on 'Zodiac Island' Makers Say ISP Worker Wiped an Entire Season · · Score: 1

    if they did, there would be 6897 copies on BT right now!

    Maybe the fact their stuff wasnt, indicates the value more! (i.e ZERO)

  13. Re:And we do this how? on Samsung Plants Keyloggers On Laptops · · Score: 1

    Yeah, here we don't tolerate the kind of crap that goes down almost daily in America-land.

    This is going to turn into an absolute A-grade mega cluster fuck for samsung.

  14. Re:Without obtaining consent? on Samsung Plants Keyloggers On Laptops · · Score: 1

    I'd rather baton down windows!

  15. Re:WTF? on Samsung Plants Keyloggers On Laptops · · Score: 1

    What I don't get is why nobody in some government department didn't see this behavior at the firewall? Imagine some dude in DoD using their shiney new lappy and it's spewing key logged strokes back to samsung, and this didn't raise some serious alarms?

  16. Re:What about night and bad weather? on Artificial Leaf Could Provide Cheap Energy · · Score: 1

    Hydrolyze water with the excess energy. Catalyze it back when needed. Compressed air is a good way too. I saw a neat article on doing this on a monster scale not so long ago.

  17. FUCK. OFF. on MySql.com Hacked With Sql Injection · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Go die in a hole. What complete, utter and total fucking twat.

  18. Re:Sears Tower on Chicago's Willis Tower To Become Vertical Solar Farm · · Score: 1

    But I suppose that you feel the winners get to make the names, eh? In that case, I guess the Athabaskans must have won, because it's called Denali now.

    Just like Iraq and Afghanistan. ;)

  19. Re:I hate apple hardware dickheads on 2011 MacBook Pros Confirmed To Crash Under Load · · Score: 1

    There is no "spoon". MacBook Pro. Well spotted Leenks :)

  20. Re:I hate apple hardware dickheads on 2011 MacBook Pros Confirmed To Crash Under Load · · Score: 1

    Arctic silver or thermal paste.

  21. Re:I hate apple hardware dickheads on 2011 MacBook Pros Confirmed To Crash Under Load · · Score: 1

    That was quite a late night post and I did get a little wild. Bad me. May I ask, when was the last time you didn't fuck around with your hardware? Pull apart your first xbox to hack it? Install Linux on something for the he'll of it? Dude, if you did not, then you are on the wrong goddam site!

    Btw, heatgooze is just my euphemism for arctic silver or heat dispertion paste.

  22. I hate apple hardware dickheads on 2011 MacBook Pros Confirmed To Crash Under Load · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, not fanbois. Wankers. Dickheads. Poster included. I have an iMac pro. It overheated, it froze. I thought, wow, a CPU in need of heatgooze. Took it in as I didn't want to open it. One day later, yup, gooze. What makes me really puke about apple fanbois is they think henny penny's world is crashing down with every minor issue. Apple will save me. Apple will pull my stupid worthless ass out of a sling. I won this as a prize, and love the hardware (runs ubuntu) but the starry eyed doe featured flat faced awe of apple schmucks makes me want to call them naughty words. No brains all of them.

  23. Re:Anotherr honorable note on Heroism Is Part of a Nuclear Worker's Job · · Score: 2

    Are you suggesting that the good countrymen and women of the USA should be more like this, rather than say, New orleans and the super dome? "reports of rampant drug use, fights, rape, and filthy living conditions were widespread". (Wikipedia) Interesting isn't it?

  24. Re:First, kill all the laywers on US Lawyers Target Swedish Pirate, and His Unicorn · · Score: 1

    You just outlined the generic American company line of thought.

  25. Re:Resistance is futile on Ask Slashdot: Privacy Paranoia · · Score: 1

    Are you zuckerburg? You sound like a dick.