i'd like to slip my ultrwide cock into some young girls anal channel. then she can lick it 'til i spurt quarts of cum in her mouth. ah, the beauties tight asshole sex!
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that you all SUCK! and by that i mean you suck dessicated dog cock and finger the assholes of old women with bipolar disease. you are truly fucking sick.
will do anything to get laid. the best way is to eat her pussie til she comes then start fingering her good. she'll get hot and THEN yoou can ask her to piss on you - tell it gets you rock hard. then, have her straddle your face and watch the fun flow. then you can fuck her good, but don't cum yet. get her hot again and THEN ask if you can fuck her in the ass - tell her it's the only way you can cum. pump her sphincter nice and smooth and then tell her that if she shit a little, you can cum buckets! she'll do this, and yoou can jerk off while she's shitting. THEN you can ask her if you can cum in her mouth after you stick your cock in her asshole again. it's great fun. don't forget to ask her for some money, too!
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listen up, you ratty-faced maggoty scumsuckers: you can not hack it in the real world. you sniveling goat-humpers really don't have the testicles, deal with it. you masturbate your dog while sucking your friend's cock and take it up the ass as well. that's not the way the real world works, ass pirates. jerking off your friend in public may be fine for the gay pR0n world, and you all probably have futures as temp cum buckets for the large-cocked gay leading Pr0N stars, but you haven't got the size or the stamina to last very long. i mean jerking off on the bus and deep-throating your friends in the park at lunch is about all you'll amount to. so, do the hetero world a favor, will you, and just stick your tiny dicks in a light socket and shit yourselves.
shut the fuck up, buttboy. please take this time, being a festive occasion to the enlightened world, to give us all a nice xmas eve present and stick your dick in a light socket, pour gasoline on your miserable self, light up a festive yule log match and incinerate your miserable ass. be a nice gesture, fuckstick.
santa's elves ripped open michael's bowels with rusty scythes yet? i mean, it is the season for good works and wishes fulfilled? hey santa, could you please take michael sims for a nice high-altitude ride in your sleigh and push him the fuck out? maybe/. could send michael to iraq as a special correspondent and ol' sadaam's boys could dip him in a nice acid bath - dick first.
drunk! but does that have anything to do with my pathetic life? at this point, i would gladly suck anyone's cock so long as he or she would promise to cum in my mouth and say i luv u in the morning.
the problem with/. is that there are too many cocksuckers here. on any given website, perhaps fully 1% of the assholes reading it are cocksuckers. but on/. fully 98% of the readers AND posters are lame-ass circle-jerking flaming faggot cocksuckers. now, why, you may well ask, is this the case. why do the readers of and posters to/. spend their time downloading pr0n of guys jerking off and fucking each other up the ass? good question. i personally think that the majority of/. users are somewhere around 10 years old and have an almost phobic fear of women, specifically the cunt. comments, anyone?
very eloquent. are you some rag-head dune coon with pretentions to techno-savvy? in my not so humble opinion, all you rabid sand niggers should be rounded up, beaten, and then publicly executed: preferably by castration and disemboweling. in any just society, you fucking ayrab assholes would no be allowed to live.
stupid fucking comment. please move your shitstained ass aside and let a real loser fp-er occupy the fp! position. have you no sense of decency? a/. story without an inane and childish frost pist! is tragic. go outside and play in traffic, fuckstick!
sounds like you're speaking from experience, asswipe. it's a shame you never got past step 4. and it's drunken, not drunked. but, of course, someone like you has about as much command of the language as he does his loose and leaking bowels. now, take another hit of the crack pipe, go lie down in the middle of a busy intersection and wait for a nice heavy truck to flatten your worthless, degenerate ass. thank you.
you fucking little piece of rancid asswipe! you're such a simple little shitstained asslicker, it makes everyone want to vomit blood. i'd like to take a redhot poker and shove it up your ass and out through your shit-encrusted throat. your momma should have thrown you out a 12-story window when you were born.
why are french people like l33t j03 so fucking gay? i mean is it the air, the water, the suppositories they constantly insert in their assholes? i can see a few, or a small percentage being gay as fucking hell, but ALL of them? and a finer example than l33t j03 could not be found. i've heard he sometimes takes three huge wart-covered cocks up his ass while sucking the scab-encrusted dick of a 50 yr old male crack whore. now, that's dedicated sodomy!
but still for all his faggoty expertise, shouldn't a cum-swilling, dick eating, ass-fisting piece of homosexual trash like l33t j03 be hunted down and killed like the freak that he is?
ya'll eat shit for breakfast, don't you? anyway, who fucking cares if ms scraps plans for anything? if they scapped their shit-empacked assholes, well that might be news. ya'll just eat the fecal scaps from bg's hemorroidal asshole, now don't you? and love it, i should add.
any technology sufficiently advanced that doesn't have pocket-sized masturbation devices, ain't worth a poxy whore's cunt seepage.
cunt fuckers! y'know, it's really, really fine when you can fuck a nice sweet babe at the same time she takes a nice solid shit. try it some time, you'll like it. that is unless you're like 99.99% of the assholes here and prefer young boys or sheep.
vrml is dead and rotting - and rightfully so. i used to work for a software company that produced a vrml creator/editor. motherfucking vrml apps were slow as rancid dogshit in alaska in january. flash is crap, but a lot faster than vrml. talk about bloat! just a small banner ad with vrml would slow down load times dramtically. thank the gods that vrml is dead and the companies that fostered that piece of bloated festering software are history! if there were any justice in this shithole of a world, the folks that did vrml would be in the lowest of dante's circles of hell, gnawing on satan's nuts
Any technology suffciently advanced would include hornier than shit fembots - ones that could suck a v8 through a garden hose.Wm. Gibson
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1.) you all eat shit for breakfast.
2.) you all take it up the ass in public.
3.) you all have life-sized pictures of cmdrtaco jerking off.
handjob! 8=========D
i'd like to slip my ultrwide cock into some young girls anal channel. then she can lick it 'til i spurt quarts of cum in her mouth. ah, the beauties tight asshole sex! 8===========D
that you all SUCK! and by that i mean you suck dessicated dog cock and finger the assholes of old women with bipolar disease. you are truly fucking sick.
while i personally prefer 12 yr-old pussy, when in desperate need for a good ol' ass fucking, a crackwhore will do.
will do anything to get laid. the best way is to eat her pussie til she comes then start fingering her good. she'll get hot and THEN yoou can ask her to piss on you - tell it gets you rock hard. then, have her straddle your face and watch the fun flow. then you can fuck her good, but don't cum yet. get her hot again and THEN ask if you can fuck her in the ass - tell her it's the only way you can cum. pump her sphincter nice and smooth and then tell her that if she shit a little, you can cum buckets! she'll do this, and yoou can jerk off while she's shitting. THEN you can ask her if you can cum in her mouth after you stick your cock in her asshole again. it's great fun. don't forget to ask her for some money, too!
INSOVIET RUSSIA, the goat fucks YOU!
listen up, you ratty-faced maggoty scumsuckers: you can not hack it in the real world. you sniveling goat-humpers really don't have the testicles, deal with it. you masturbate your dog while sucking your friend's cock and take it up the ass as well. that's not the way the real world works, ass pirates. jerking off your friend in public may be fine for the gay pR0n world, and you all probably have futures as temp cum buckets for the large-cocked gay leading Pr0N stars, but you haven't got the size or the stamina to last very long. i mean jerking off on the bus and deep-throating your friends in the park at lunch is about all you'll amount to. so, do the hetero world a favor, will you, and just stick your tiny dicks in a light socket and shit yourselves.
it's all about the hub. fp!?
soooo hungover. i do wish that some nice young - say 10 or so - girl would lick my cock and let me fuck her in the ass. how about that, faggots.
shut the fuck up, buttboy. please take this time, being a festive occasion to the enlightened world, to give us all a nice xmas eve present and stick your dick in a light socket, pour gasoline on your miserable self, light up a festive yule log match and incinerate your miserable ass. be a nice gesture, fuckstick.
santa's elves ripped open michael's bowels with rusty scythes yet? i mean, it is the season for good works and wishes fulfilled? hey santa, could you please take michael sims for a nice high-altitude ride in your sleigh and push him the fuck out? maybe /. could send michael to iraq as a special correspondent and ol' sadaam's boys could dip him in a nice acid bath - dick first.
is that too much to ask!?
oh, btw, is this too much on topic?
the problem with /. is that there are too many cocksuckers here. on any given website, perhaps fully 1% of the assholes reading it are cocksuckers. but on /. fully 98% of the readers AND posters are lame-ass circle-jerking flaming faggot cocksuckers. now, why, you may well ask, is this the case. why do the readers of and posters to /. spend their time downloading pr0n of guys jerking off and fucking each other up the ass? good question. i personally think that the majority of /. users are somewhere around 10 years old and have an almost phobic fear of women, specifically the cunt. comments, anyone?
very eloquent. are you some rag-head dune coon with pretentions to techno-savvy? in my not so humble opinion, all you rabid sand niggers should be rounded up, beaten, and then publicly executed: preferably by castration and disemboweling. in any just society, you fucking ayrab assholes would no be allowed to live.
stupid fucking comment. please move your shitstained ass aside and let a real loser fp-er occupy the fp! position. have you no sense of decency? a /. story without an inane and childish frost pist! is tragic. go outside and play in traffic, fuckstick!
sounds like you're speaking from experience, asswipe. it's a shame you never got past step 4. and it's drunken, not drunked. but, of course, someone like you has about as much command of the language as he does his loose and leaking bowels. now, take another hit of the crack pipe, go lie down in the middle of a busy intersection and wait for a nice heavy truck to flatten your worthless, degenerate ass. thank you.
you fucking little piece of rancid asswipe! you're such a simple little shitstained asslicker, it makes everyone want to vomit blood. i'd like to take a redhot poker and shove it up your ass and out through your shit-encrusted throat. your momma should have thrown you out a 12-story window when you were born.
sucks your dick with a big fat xml lip!
fuckstick. you are the lamest asslicking ac ever.
why are french people like l33t j03 so fucking gay? i mean is it the air, the water, the suppositories they constantly insert in their assholes? i can see a few, or a small percentage being gay as fucking hell, but ALL of them? and a finer example than l33t j03 could not be found. i've heard he sometimes takes three huge wart-covered cocks up his ass while sucking the scab-encrusted dick of a 50 yr old male crack whore. now, that's dedicated sodomy! but still for all his faggoty expertise, shouldn't a cum-swilling, dick eating, ass-fisting piece of homosexual trash like l33t j03 be hunted down and killed like the freak that he is?
mondays suck
any technology sufficiently advanced that doesn't have pocket-sized masturbation devices, ain't worth a poxy whore's cunt seepage.
cunt fuckers! y'know, it's really, really fine when you can fuck a nice sweet babe at the same time she takes a nice solid shit. try it some time, you'll like it. that is unless you're like 99.99% of the assholes here and prefer young boys or sheep.
Any technology suffciently advanced would include hornier than shit fembots - ones that could suck a v8 through a garden hose.Wm. Gibson