fuck you, shitbird. what I want to know is how the fuck come every story i click on logs me the fuck out, huh? jesus, it's bad enough to come here and read the shit that drools out the so-called minds of asswipes like you, but to have to log the fuck in every time i click on a boring fuckstick story is just too much. perhaps a nice game of shoot my coworker would fix me up!
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you little sack of shit. i just hope that when you are out walking your pathetic dog, some big black sociopath slits you from crotch to throat with a very sharp aids-infected razor and then shits on your intestines while pissing on your eyeballs.
has anyone finally plunged a rusty, shit-encrusted spike into michael's heart, ending his putrid existance and saving the/. readership from continuous spewings from a foul and tainted mind?
if not, why not; if so, thanks ever so much!
trust not in cocksuckers
and ass-reamers
for they speak with foul breath
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'nuff said. btw, has someone finally driven a rusty spike through michael's skinny, hairless chest and mercifully for all/. readers stopped his putrid existance? if not, would someone please follow through and stab that cocksucking asshole? thanks ever so much.
this eugenia bitch has a fucking hyphenated name. jesus-fucking-christ-on-a-crutch-personified. what is it with this snotty assed bitches anyway? could we all please just burn them at the stake and be done with it? thank you very much.
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since it's friday - the 13th no less, all i have to say is fuck you, dildo!
good luck to all you superstitious fucks out there.
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god, you're a sick fuck. do you use the 75 enemas up all in one night, while trying, in vain i might add, to stimulate your abnormally small penis into an erectile state by staring fixedly at some piss-poor photos of fecal facials and aids-laced golden showers? man, no wonder you don't ever leave your room. freak.
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wonderful post, bravo! in fact, i think your post is so fantastic that i urge the/. eds and readers to track you down in meat space and ram a lighted blowtorch up your ass repeatedly. after which a slow castration would be in order - video streamed to the 'net, of course. then a nice roasting of your corpse would be most appropriate. followed by a banquet!
see, despite what everyone has always told you, you CAN contribute to the general well-being of society.
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fuck you, shitbird. what I want to know is how the fuck come every story i click on logs me the fuck out, huh? jesus, it's bad enough to come here and read the shit that drools out the so-called minds of asswipes like you, but to have to log the fuck in every time i click on a boring fuckstick story is just too much. perhaps a nice game of shoot my coworker would fix me up!
eat shit, motherfucker! you cocksucking asshole! fucking die, motherfucker, fucking die!
fucking hungover, it isn't even funny. goddamn! i satyed up way too late last night and had two too many drinks. when 6am roled around, i just wanted to fucking die! somebody please shoot me! fuckinh mondays suck piss, man. i just want to fucking die - or have a drink of sweet, sweet guiness!!!
shut the fuck up, shitforbrains.
interesting, but irrelevant. instead of hawking your pathetic fp shit, you should, instead, be humping a whale for jesus. asslicker.
suck. eat the shit out of my asshole, faggots. also, news.com sucks, even though i've never been to that site. taco sucks, cowboy squeal sucks, michael sucks corpse cock.
you little sack of shit. i just hope that when you are out walking your pathetic dog, some big black sociopath slits you from crotch to throat with a very sharp aids-infected razor and then shits on your intestines while pissing on your eyeballs.
fucking twit. go stick your head up some crackwhore's shit-encrusted asshole and vomit.
has anyone finally plunged a rusty, shit-encrusted spike into michael's heart, ending his putrid existance and saving the /. readership from continuous spewings from a foul and tainted mind?
if not, why not; if so, thanks ever so much!
trust not in cocksuckers and ass-reamers for they speak with foul breath wayne newton
fuck you, asshole
'nuff said. btw, has someone finally driven a rusty spike through michael's skinny, hairless chest and mercifully for all /. readers stopped his putrid existance? if not, would someone please follow through and stab that cocksucking asshole? thanks ever so much.
this eugenia bitch has a fucking hyphenated name. jesus-fucking-christ-on-a-crutch-personified. what is it with this snotty assed bitches anyway? could we all please just burn them at the stake and be done with it? thank you very much. hyphenated bitches are soooooooo early ninties. girls, get a fucking grip and slither in to the new century. thank you very much.
eugenia suck my rock hard cock? that would be something worth a review, heh, heh, heheh. does she do online pron? streaming hardcore sex? hey, eugenia, we all want to see you take a large dildo up the ass live on the web, baby, yeah!
poop. simply poop.
bububba. y'know, the more and more i come here, the dirtier i feel. with all the creeps and dildo suckers posting here, not to mention the moaning ketboard fuckers and tweezer-wielding masturbators along with the fecal-facial crowd and the ass-reaming piss-drinkers, i need a good solid dose of hardcore beastiality pron to feel clean again. since i've pretty much used up my stash of hardcore aniaml fucking, anybody got some links?
a fuck what some lame-ass run-of-the-mill mr. and mrs. average fat-ass american has for a connection. 90% of the people on the net are too fucking stupid to know what the fuck they're there for anyhow. with the mind-numbingly inane aolers and the fuckstick asshole msners clogging up the pipes, it's really, really a good thing that all of them are on dirt-slow phonelines.
since it's friday - the 13th no less, all i have to say is fuck you, dildo! good luck to all you superstitious fucks out there.
hunka hunka burnin' shit! hunka hunka burnin' shit! you know you gone be likin' it a rub it on your puffy tit lick it baby, lick that shit! elvis
this reminds me of my girl friend's asshole as i'm pumping a large dildo in and out of it as she screams and moans while deep-throating my cock. after which, i shove my cock into her nicely stretched asshole and pound away cumming quarts into her exhausted and now reeking rectum. she then has to shit and piss, which i make her do in the kitchen while i take diital photos for posting to the appropriate web sites.
fucksticks! this is nothing more than pseudo-science, right up there with flying cars and flesh-like fembot sex slaves. science always talks about this kind of stuff, but never delivers. where are my fembot sex slaves!!!
yawn. scratch. fart. what time is it?
that's really all that needs to be said, eh?
god, you're a sick fuck. do you use the 75 enemas up all in one night, while trying, in vain i might add, to stimulate your abnormally small penis into an erectile state by staring fixedly at some piss-poor photos of fecal facials and aids-laced golden showers? man, no wonder you don't ever leave your room. freak.
balls off for a non-fp! fp!. i think it's time for a bit of mechanical buggery on your part, fellow. so bend over, grab your ankles and wait for the /. troll fully operational blowtorch up the ol' asshole.
wonderful post, bravo! in fact, i think your post is so fantastic that i urge the /. eds and readers to track you down in meat space and ram a lighted blowtorch up your ass repeatedly. after which a slow castration would be in order - video streamed to the 'net, of course. then a nice roasting of your corpse would be most appropriate. followed by a banquet!
see, despite what everyone has always told you, you CAN contribute to the general well-being of society.
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