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Slashback tonight with more words on printable, organic transistors; the off-screen saving-Farscape saga, wireless schools, Gobe Productive, and 802.11 antennae to extend you connection. Read on for the details.

Go be something! Simon Gauvin writes "As a follow up to your article on Gobe Productive, beunited.org is setting up a donation site to allow people to donate for the purchase of the source to make it open. You can check out the comments here. And our announcement on our main page."

Thinner is better. Factomatic writes "The The New York Times reports that a new polymer by Xerox can be used to make organic transistors on a plastic substrate, which can then be used to inexpensively make light, flexible flat-panel displays for computers, laptops and mobile phones. The material, polythiophene, has achieved performance on electronics benchmarks that is an order of magnitude greater than current polymer materials. It would be used in a new manufacturing process that Xerox is experimenting with to imprint circuits using inkjets." You may remember this story about a company called Rolltronics' research into printable circuitry.

What about reviving The A-Team? Julio Ojeda-Zapata points to his Update: 12/10 01:25 GMT by T : [Errr, not "her" -- sorry about that.] "in-depth article on the Save Farscape movement. Though I have an obvious bias, I believe this is the most comprehensive article on the subject you'll find anywhere. Predictably, I've been deluged by mail from Scapers. I can't say I wasn't warned about that :-)"

Soon, every Thomas Aquinas, Dickinson and Harvard will have one of their own ... Amadaeus writes with news of another all-campus wireless blanketing. "The new University of Ontario Institute of Technology is offering new students an IBM laptop, included with tuition, that is wired with 802.11b access. The reason behind that is the entire campus (read: cafeterias, stairwells, washrooms, "special areas") is covered with the university wireless network hubs. In fact, the university campus itself is designed with charging outlets for every seat in the classroom and ergonomic seating for computer usage for all students.

Either they're trying to improve wireless education or promote in-class LAN parties and all-night wireless hack-o-thons, UOIT is on the right track to some sort of wireless educational future."

Wireless Weapons: A mini-Howitzer or a Liberator. We've run several stories on 802.11 antenna projects that require more time, more esoteric parts, or a bigger budget, and some that don't take much at all. Daniel Marsh writes with another one in this last category: "If you thought Pringles were fun, check out the Cookie Cantenna. Several have been built and tested by Seattle Wireless members and they blow Pringles cans out of the water, as well as taste better."

On the other hand, if convenience is more importance than raw power, you might find this commercialized alternative attractive. The Cantenna is inexpensive (19.95 by itself, plus the cost of a pigtail) and means you don't have to touch a soldering iron, glue, or anything besides a shipping container.

232 comments

  1. polythiophene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I know what poly and thene are, but what is thio?

    1. Re:polythiophene? by Absurd+Being · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thiols are sulphur-hydrogen compounds. Methyl thiol: H HCSH H

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    2. Re:polythiophene? by Strike · · Score: 1

      Thio (well, Theo) is here

    3. Re:polythiophene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thio... think that's the same as mercaptin, or a SH group in the polymer (that's sulpher + hydrogen) ...

      Of course, I only *barely* made it through organic chemistry (took it as an 'elective'...) so...

    4. Re:polythiophene? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

      No, actually, the Theo which can take advantage of this thin transistor technology is here....

  2. All I want for Christmas by kaxman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is a 50-inch monitor I can Scotch-tape to my wall. Mmmmm.

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    1. Re:All I want for Christmas by The-Perl-CD-Bookshel · · Score: 3, Funny

      All I want for Christmas is to stop being jewish, you insensitive clod.

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    2. Re:All I want for Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny, all I want is scotch tape.

      Then again, I got coal last year... Go figure.

    3. Re:All I want for Christmas by Alsee · · Score: 2

      All I want for Christmas is to stop being jewish, you insensitive clod.

      Why on Earth would you want that?
      Seven nights of Chanukah means seven times as many presents!

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    4. Re:All I want for Christmas by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Is a 50-inch monitor I can Scotch-tape to my wall.

      I'd prefer one which does not require use of the transparent adhesive tape which is sold by 3M under the "Scotch" trademark.
      Because I avoid forced use of products.

      So I'll use any of the other 50-inch monitors - with sixty rolls of duct tape I can hold up anything. By stacking them...

  3. The A-Team, for all you kids by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

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    1. Re:The A-Team, for all you kids by SparkyMartin · · Score: 1

      ...they survive as soldiers of fortune.

      No, they survive in reruns.

    2. Re:The A-Team, for all you kids by Alsee · · Score: 2

      >...they survive as soldiers of fortune.
      No, they survive in reruns.


      No, even in reruns they died.

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  4. antennae are for bugs! by walterfb · · Score: 3, Informative

    An electrical antenna is pluralized "antennas".

    1. Re:antennae are for bugs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only buy electical engineers and others that don't know english.

    2. Re:antennae are for bugs! by djenigma · · Score: 2, Interesting

      actually, either form is correct, according to merriam-webster. :P

    3. Re:antennae are for bugs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed! I bought a Senator and his tendency to speechify got on my nerves.

  5. wireless by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Glad to see a college catering to the students in the internet accessibility department. I've read too many stories lately about colleges that are in bed with the MPAA and RIAA and are trying to limit students 'net usage. Glad to see a school giving students MORE 'net options. Hopefully this school isn't one of the ones blocking P2P ports and confiscating PC's though...

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    1. Re:wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1000 times 0 is still zero...

    2. Re:wireless by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      Anon Coward can do basic math! The world must be coming to an end!

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    3. Re:wireless by Sabalon · · Score: 5, Informative

      We are not so concerned with the RIAA and MPAA as we are with reality. We have limited pipes to the net, and when legitimate (ie. work and academic related) traffic can not get through becuase 500 students are downloading MP3's and MPG's, where do you suggest we cut? X11 traffic (0.001%), ssh traffic (1%), http (20%), p2p (70%), misc (9%)?

      It'd be nice not to have limitations. As is, netpd and the annoying letters from the MPAA are just jokes, but the upstream pipe we have is a reality that needs to be managed.

    4. Re:wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In bed with? I don't think that's a very fair assessment.

      At the school I went to there were very serious talks about getting rid of all P2P networks. Not because of pressure from the RIAA/MPAA but because you fools used up so much bandwidth.

      I believe when the RIAA approached my boss, the network administrator, about all of the piracy going on, she said: "So what?"

  6. Dangerous! by unterderbrucke · · Score: 5, Funny

    "an IBM laptop, included with tuition, that is wired with 802.11b access"

    But then you would be aiding and abetting terrorism (per FBI)!

    1. Re:Dangerous! by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      I know this sounds a bit paranoid (but hey, I am a bit paranoid), but I can see why they aren't big fans of open wireless everywhere. How can they track what you do if you keep using other people's 802.whatever? At least if it were me, I would be annoyed.

  7. I can see it now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Instead of paying £1000 for a decent (ie 19" and over, when CRTS that size are 1/10th that price) lcd monitor, I can print myself a nice wide screen display with a packet of A4 paper and a xerox printer.

    1. Re:I can see it now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can do it now with my ink jet printer albeit with a pretty slow refresh rate.

    2. Re:I can see it now! by 1u3hr · · Score: 2

      Back in 1977 we played Trek with a keyboard and a dotmatrix printer (connected to the Unix mainframe). You had to type "s" (or something...) to print out a "short range scan" to see where the Klingons were.

    3. Re:I can see it now! by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      What a great Idea..

      why didn't they just cut out the middle man and just go burn down some forests.

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  8. You're not thinking big enough! by x136 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "The The New York Times reports that a new polymer by Xerox can be used to make organic transistors on a plastic substrate, which can then be used to inexpensively make light, flexible flat-panel displays for computers, laptops and mobile phones."
    Laptops screens? Pfft. I'm thinking wallpaper. Just jack the wallpaper into your computer, and load up iTunes, Geiss, Milkdrop, Quake III, RtCW...
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    1. Re:You're not thinking big enough! by Cheeziologist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and load up iTunes, Geiss, Milkdrop, Quake III, RtCW

      Sweet Jesus, I didnt think of it till you said that but can you imagine quake3 wrapped around your entire room...or at least one wall. That and some surround sound speakers.........

    2. Re:You're not thinking big enough! by The-Perl-CD-Bookshel · · Score: 2, Funny

      can you say hippieeeeeee?

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    3. Re:You're not thinking big enough! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you say LSD!!!!!!!!!????

    4. Re:You're not thinking big enough! by jonbrewer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm thinking wallpaper. Just jack the wallpaper into your computer, and load up iTunes, Geiss, Milkdrop, Quake III, RtCW...

      Think about your audience here... were the typical /. reader to paper their room with such a screen, they would be loading something other than iTunes and jacking something other than their computer!

    5. Re:You're not thinking big enough! by spitzak · · Score: 2

      I'm thinking animated billboards. Animated movie and music posters plastered over the walls around construction sites. Animated incentive posters put up by you boss at work. Animated beer + girl posters in dorm rooms. Animated "lost dog" and "lose weight fast" posters made by people in their office... Yike!

    6. Re:You're not thinking big enough! by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      What about papering your car all around with it, and putting cameras on opposite sides, with the left camera
      displaying on the right side of the car, and vice versa?

      And front and back, too, of course, even the roof if you like.

      Freak out the state troopers, eh?

      Cap.

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  9. wirelss everywhere by Maskirovka · · Score: 3, Interesting
    My school has had campus wide wireless for almost three years. They also allow students to check out wireless cards and dell laptops freely for varying periods of time.

    What's even better is that anyone with airsnort and a laptop or ipaq can get free wireless access nearly anywhere in town with Costco selling $100 basestations. heheh

    1. Re:wirelss everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What high moderator gave this a -1 troll? It's not even OFFTOPIC.

      Try -1 Banal

  10. Me and timothy, down by the school yard... by StuffYourReligion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Julio Ojeda-Zapata points to her

    Um, are you guys sure Julio isn't a guy?

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    1. Re:Me and timothy, down by the school yard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is America damnit, we take our Julio, Jose, and Jesus in female form. Ok maybe not Jesus.

    2. Re:Me and timothy, down by the school yard... by haroldK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He is, in fact, a guy. His column is in the tech section of my local paper.

  11. "Sexy" Antenna design! by nufsaid · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite line from the description:

    "1 - chasis mount female N connector, preferably the type that mounts with a single large nut."

    I know I should just grow up and get over it, but that kind of talk just excites me!

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    1. Re:"Sexy" Antenna design! by Alien+Being · · Score: 2

      ahehehe, he said mount +1
      hehe ahehe, yeah and he said female +1
      whohoaoa, he said mount again +1
      yeah, and he said nut +1

  12. Julio's a guy by miradu2000 · · Score: 2

    That would be a HIM, not her... I now cuase he interviewed me two years ago for an article about PDAs.

    1. Re:Julio's a guy by The-Perl-CD-Bookshel · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, he interviewed you before the surgery?

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  13. Great... by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We are talking about Xerox. You know, the company that could come up with a pill that cured cancer,improved your sex life, and made you perfect looking then sell it for 5 dollars yet get no one to buy it because they can not market anything well.

    "which can then be used to inexpensively make light, flexible flat-panel displays for computers, laptops and mobile phones. The material, polythiophene, has achieved performance on electronics benchmarks that is an order of magnitude greater than current polymer materials."

    1. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


      We are talking about Xerox


      This is great news! This means that everyone will be selling this stuff in a few years. (except Xerox of course)

    2. Re:Great... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      Fear not; someone else will steal the idea & become rich :]

    3. Re:Great... by Maniakes · · Score: 2

      But I thought Xerox never came up with anything original!

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    4. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is great news! This means that everyone will be selling this stuff in a few years.

      In Soviet Russia, Xerox copies YOU!

    5. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and in this case, they pick a polymer that everyone studies, tells them they have some great discovery and it makes the NYT and then they give a talk on it with no details.

      Yeah, I realize it's because they want to patent it. But we're talking about a field that just had a guy from Bell Labs talking about incredible stuff and look where he is? He falsified all the data and most of his papers have been withdrawn.

      -Geoff

    6. Re:Great... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      So in other words, everybody just, uh, copies Xerox?

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  14. Re:Oh yeah? by coryboehne · · Score: 1, Troll

    No, that was more of a Yoda quote... Funny stopped being this joke 15 years ago,, yes......

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA
    The Joke Tells you.....

  15. What's the protocol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can the A-Team get found by customers, without also being found by LEOs? If I can find them to hire them, officer Bustem can find 'em to arrest 'em.

    1. Re:What's the protocol? by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

      They seemed to find work wherever they went.

      The real mystery is how Hannibal maintained his off-hours job as an actor.

      Talent scout: "Aren't you the same Hannibal that's wanted by pretty much every law enforcement agency in the country?"

      Hannibal: "No, that's a different Hannibal."

      Suspension of disbelief, indeed.

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    2. Re:What's the protocol? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      I thought Face was the actor....?

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    3. Re:What's the protocol? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

      I caught a few reruns on cable a while back... Now, I admit i loved it when I was a child (I even had the BA action figure!), but are we supposed to believe that with all the dynamiting and gun shooting the only injury to be had is when they have to gas BA to get him on a plane?

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    4. Re:What's the protocol? by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah, Face was just, uhm, Face. He never really did anything except for the odd con-job. He did drive a wicked-cool vette, tho, so he's not completely without merit.

      Hannibal liked to act in monster flicks. Remember the opening scene when he's in the lizard costume?

      There were a couple episodes that centered around Universal Studios, where Hannibal had some ridiculous role in a movie.

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    5. Re:What's the protocol? by galaxy300 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone remember the Univeral Studios attraction that starred the A-Team van as a prop? I haven't been in about 10 years, so I don't know if it's still there, but it was an A-Team van that you could lift up (yes, it was *light*) and have your picture taken with. So cool...I wish I could find the picture...

    6. Re:What's the protocol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the only injury to be had is when they have to gas
      > BA to get him on a plane?

      No, of course not. Once BA stepped on a nail.
      That was the only injury I ever saw on that show.

    7. Re:What's the protocol? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Oh you're right about the lizard costume thing! doh!

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    8. Re:What's the protocol? by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

      Nope, there was an episode where BA got shot in the leg, right at the start of the show.

      I can't remember too much else about it, other than it was some country bumpkin lady doctor who fixed him up.

      Oh, and I remember that the A-Team won at the end.

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    9. Re:What's the protocol? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      Hey, it worked in star wars and GI Joe :/

      <<insert screenful of laserfire with nothing getting hit except vehicles and electronics>>

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    10. Re:What's the protocol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe you missed the most important plot item in this episode. BA didn't just get "fixed up", he had to get a blood transfusion of MURDOCK'S blood to survive. I dimly recall that the punch line to this one was something like "You mean I got to have that crazy FOOL'S blood in my veins" or something like that. I guess you had to be there.

  16. Wireless university by minesweeper · · Score: 2
    For over a year now, UC Berkeley has been rolling out its own campus-wide wireless access system, dubbed AirBears, based on 802.11b technology. Coverage is still limited to a handful of buildings around campus, however.

    I'm still waiting for my free laptop. :)

    1. Re:Wireless university by mike3411 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      We at Carnegie Mellon have had wireless coverage throughout campus and dorms for at least 3 years now. & it works with linux.
      Suck it, Berkeley.

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  17. Farscapers... by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The new new cult! Shave your head, say "frell" three times, and send $5 to...

    Seriously, we will only be taken seriously if we come up with a better handle than "Scapers" -- which sounds like something halfway between scapies and scalpers. Seriously. :)

    Even Trekkies or, for those with savoir-faire, Trekkers, was better.

    I am very impressed by the Farscape insurgency. You didn't see this when they took "Three's Company" off the air. Stand up for what you believe in, even if it is only frelling television.

    1. Re:Farscapers... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

      How about the name 'Farsci'?

      Hereforth thou shalt be known as the Far-sci, pronounced 'Far-see' and therefore a clever pun on Sci-Fi, far sightedness, Farscape, and of course the Persian language of Farsi

    2. Re:Farscapers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be spelled "frel", you frelnick!

    3. Re:Farscapers... by Khomar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And Farscape is not the only show that may be leaving for good. There is also talk of cancelling Firefly on FOX. I find it somewhat depressing that we finally get two creative and innovative sci-fi shows, and both are squashed. Both actions are blaimed on "lack of ratings", but what do you expect when putting a show on on a Friday night. Only nerds have time on Friday... er, oh right. I'm posting this on Slashdot...

      Anyway, I wish more people knew about these two shows because they are far more intelligently written and produced than 90% of the junk that's on TV the rest of the week. Are these shows too intelligent for the average viewer, or is it the sci-fi image that pushes people away? Or is it simply the strange times that these shows are offered (anyone remember Babylon 5 at 11:30 pm if you were lucky)? When will sci-fi get its fair share of good time slots? Will sci-fi ever be considered as or more valuable than the rehashed sitcoms we have today?

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    4. Re:Farscapers... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      So it's not just me -- Friday is just not a night I think of to watch TV, and I was annoyed to have to remember Farscape, to watch or to tape. SciFi argues in its FAQ, in a circular way, that there was nothing wrong with a Friday 10pm slot because Stargate led into it and other factors, but to me that meant (1) Farscape's audience would always be smaller and (2) other people who did not watch either show would not be introduced to Farscape unless they went looking for it -- they wouldn't stumble across it flipping the obsolete figurative dial.

      No, sci-fi, except maybe Star Trek, is not considered mainstream.

      Oh wait ... Three's Company is coming on ... gotta run.

    5. Re:Farscapers... by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      Eat dren. :) Thx, I was just too emotional to check, Rygel.

    6. Re:Farscapers... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stand up for what you believe in

      Huh? what you believe in? Are you kidding? read a book, volunteer at the local library, run for office, join a club -- for god's sake man, disengange yourself, and your opinions/thoughts/beliefs/whatever from your ENTERTAINMENT.

      'campaigning' to save a television show is the new low in USAmerican culture - 30% vote (or some sad #) -- but they all have an opinion on Josh and Sally's relationship on Friends.

      jesus f'ing christ.

    7. Re:Farscapers... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I do all of the above.

      (OK, I didn't run for office, but that's for the best.)

      You should branch out a little, and accept that entertainment is a valid part of our lives. Why should I be passive about it if I am not passive in all the rest?

      Before you pseudo-intellectually pontificate more, why don't you at least get your spelling and punctuation under control. And you credulously fail to understand that "stand up for what you believe in" in tongue-in-cheek when it comes to TV. You're making those of us who watch a little TV look pretty darn literate. And who are Josh and Sally, anyway? :)

    8. Re:Farscapers... by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are these shows too intelligent for the average viewer, or is it the sci-fi image that pushes people away?

      Both are incorrect. It is the sci-fi image that shoves people away. Shoving is the answer. I am the pusher robot. PAK CHOOIE UNF.

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    9. Re:Farscapers... by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Seriously, we will only be taken seriously if we come up with a better handle than "Scapers" -- which sounds like something halfway between scapies and scalpers. Seriously. :)

      Gee, when I hear "Scaper", I think of the edged tool with which I can remove ice from a car's windshield.

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    10. Re:Farscapers... by Artifex · · Score: 2

      I find it scary that a large group of people is willing to spend their own money in order to promote shows (and even buy them?) for commercial broadcast/cable/satellite networks.

      These people are not charities, you know. Sooner or later, they're going to start secretly writing in "the fan factor" when they pitch new series proposals ("I think we can get most of series 3's production paid for if we put it on hiatus midway through season 2, after this hug three-episode story, and get the fans to send us money").

      As long as you're going to be sending your money to a tv network, why not petition PBS stations to show an episode? You might only be able to get them to agree to show it in the event that Sci-Fi or Fox terminates their contracts, but if those networks see that fans are trying to buy the series away, they might reconsider.

      Then again, I don't know how big of an expense it would be to buy the national broadcast rights and split it up per station, especially since any station can opt out. But someone should at least punch the numbers up and see if it's a possibility.

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    11. Re:Farscapers... by NM156 · · Score: 1

      for god's sake man, disengange yourself, and your opinions/thoughts/beliefs/whatever from your ENTERTAINMENT

      "The captain said, excuse me ma'am, the species has amused itself to death." - Roger Waters, 1992.

    12. Re:Farscapers... by isorox · · Score: 2

      Seriously, we will only be taken seriously if we come up with a better handle than "Scapers"

      Scapees? (Or the online version - escapees)

    13. Re:Farscapers... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      You know, we already do pay for our episodes by subjecting ourselves to ads, and more significantly a lot of people are willing to pay a premium for digestible programming -- think "Six Feet Under," "Band of Brothers," "Sex in the City," "The Sopranos," various Chris Rock specials, all on HBO which i don't get because I'm too cheap. :) (I'll rent them by and by.)

      So would I pay a buck an episode for Farscape? Definitely. How much more? I don't know. But the idea of paying is not per se irrational.

      Being rational, if "we" did buy an episode (I'm assuming it's inconceivable, but then I also assumed this kind of rebellion would never happen) I would damn well want to know who'd get the rights on the episode (and the answer had better be "those who paid for it"). We can't go from hating the SciFi network to giving them bribes and Christmas presents. Who knows, this could be a good investment opportunity -- an offer you can't refuse. (You did say we scared you. :)

      As for PBS -- I think they're great, though I don't watch them as often as I'd like. NOVA and Frontline were old favorites. But I don't think they'll pick up Farscape! They're already afraid of being laughed at by their sworn enemies who would cut funding, and they don't do the low-brow stuff, yet. Oh wait, TNN has it locked up, between Star Trek reruns, wrestlemania, and that show where they blow up the little toy cars....

      More seriously, PBS should stick to things commercial interests might not air, or might contaminate with their influence. Neat idea, though -- it could go from being the Public Broadcasting Service to the Peopl's Broadcasting Service. Oh wait, that sounds communist ... here come those funding-cutters over the ridge.....

      I think Farscape has serious revenue-generating possibilities -- especially if they throw in a decent movie adaptation -- but they're not there yet. That's only reason to cancel the series for the short-sighted, visionless, myopic television programming dweebazoids.

    14. Re:Farscapers... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      No, that's back to scrapie (I misremembered the name earlier) -- a disease of SHEEP (and goats, I see -- which would you prefer?), and in the same class as mad cow disease and the nasty New Guinea cannibal affliction called kuru caused by eating the brains of your ancestors (all are caused by prions, a sort of ultraprimitive protein "virus").

      For the interested, even Ben Browder has written about this! ("We know you all: The Shippers, the Scapers, The SACC, Farscape Anonymous, CBOOL, FaDoP, The Royal Hynerian Guards, J&ASGTT, the TAC and many other societies. We know you by names and handles far to numerous to mention here.")

    15. Re:Farscapers... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      No, more like, "Set your phasers on force 3. To kill." -- James T. Kirk

      I say screw the warning shots and that PC "stun" setting.

    16. Re:Farscapers... by jelliebellie · · Score: 1
      You didn't see this when they took "Three's Company" off the air.

      Of course not! We couldn't wait for the sequel "Three's a Crowd"!

      jb

  18. American University make the wireless jump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Many many months ago... Of course, the story was rejected, but, hey, that's Slashdot. Anyway, here's a story on it from (ironically) Wired. Makes me kinda wish I still went there... well, maybe not.

  19. Cantenna by ocie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like any other bong I've seen, but what is the LED for?

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    1. Re:Cantenna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an led , it's a socket for mounting on a tripod

    2. Re:Cantenna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's a great idea! Bongwater stains on the carpet are a thing of the past!

    3. Re:Cantenna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It increases transmission rate by 15% I kid you not! Painting the inside blue got another 5% speed boost!!!

  20. Laptops in College? by caseydk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Starting the fall of '95 my college Rose-Hulman started requiring everyone to buy their laptop freshman year. It sounds like a great idea until you get to be a junior or senior...

    1. Re:Laptops in College? by dlur · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also went to Rose-Hulman the same year you started. The laptop was great for MUDding in class, but after dropping out due to poor grades from being up all night MUDding and drinking beer and not going to class (bed time), it sure made for an expensive year.

      Those things were pretty crappy notebooks that they made us buy anyways. AMS Soundwaves 486DX4100 with 400MB HDs and 12" LCDs. The specs weren't bad, it's just that they fell apart if you looked at them wrong. I'm all for colleges pushing technology, and I hate to say that the notebook was one of the factors I considered when I chose Rose-Hulman, and it turned out to be nothing good for me at all.

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    2. Re:Laptops in College? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I currently go to Rose-Hulman. Every class since 1995 has been required to get a laptop. Granted the laptop isn't as "free" as these other colleges, it's pretty much worked into the tuition. The laptops are on 2 year cycles. My class and the class above me have essentially the same computers. (Acer 735 and 739 iirc). This years freshmen class has much better laptops than ours. Next years class will probably be about the same specs as this years.

      I can see how some can't handle the "freedom" of having a laptop in classes. I admit to using the laptop some days to stay awake. But at the same time it's a great tool.

      I had never had any prior experience to any programs that I used my freshmen year (Matlab, Maple, Mechanical Desktop/AutoCAD). I've actually never used Windows before either. I'm a Mac geek. My summer internship this past year I used AutoCAD ~30 hours a week. Without my laptop I would have had to go to the public lab to learn any of these programs. In addition I couldn't imagine how other schools teach programming. When I took CS120 (Java) everyone brought their laptops and we learned to program.

      I have my desktop. I wouldn't be able to live w/o my QuickSilver. But the laptop is great for stuff other than classes. 4 Hour finals are much more relaxing with my MP3 collection. Practically everyone owns the cables to hook them up to TV's. DVD's (and DVD Rips) go around campus, it's great for a homework break.

      Currently only the Academic buildings are wireless. But every dorm room has at least 2 ethernet ports. Every seat in every room has places for power and ethernet. There are even little cubby holes in one of the newer buildings thah have a few ports and a printer. I couldn't imagine how technology schools can get people out with proper training with out giving them laptops. It's a great idea, glad to see it spreading.

      All laptop manufaturers should come to Rose when they design their next "durable" laptops. Current laptops seem to be designed for business execs that use it a few times a week. At Rose the laptops see any operating condition you could imagine. The power and ethernet cords are plugged and unplugged 10 times a day. The laptops are moved while running, treated as desktops for some (Left running for days on end). Our repair department is always going through parts. HD's fail all the time, the monitor hinges get weak and don't hold the screen where you put it. My current problem (twice this has happened) is that I have to do voodo to get my power cord to power my laptop. (Note to Acer, solder is NOT considered something that you hold things in place with)

    3. Re:Laptops in College? by Traser · · Score: 1

      I attend Acadia University in Wolfville,Nova Scotia, Canada. For aboutt he last 7 years, laptops have come leased as part of Acadia's tuition. It's called the 'Acadia Advantage'. Generally, it is a disadvantage. The lease(a mandatory one, IBM only) makes Acadia have the highest undergraduate tuition of anywhere in Canada, and the one-size-fits all laptop solution doesn't work to the students' advantage. I am involved with two departments here, Mathematics and Theatre. Because every student has their own laptop, there is no money for other computers. They expect computational mathematics to take place under windows? The university tech staff won't even support linux at all. The theatre department can make use of computers to do video editing, sound work and lighting control. But wait, the industry standard, reliable, sound and video work is done on Macs...no money for those either.

      Education doesn't require computers, it requires learning. This laptop(which I have sitting on the kitchen table right now) is sort of handy, I suppose, but it has in no way helped me to learn anything I couldn't have learned otherwise - and the desktop I build this summer was one hell of a lot cheaper than the extra IBM-tax tuition I pay for this.

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  21. The day will come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When toilet rolls will have multimedia advertisements, and no, you will not be able to "use" it until your padllium enabled toilet has checked to see if its digitally signed, you will pay $29.95 for every sheet you use, and you must agree to the EULA every time.

    1. Re:The day will come by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      Let them try - I'll wipe my ass with it.

    2. Re:The day will come by glwtta · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'be been using EULAs in this very fasion for quite some time now.

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  22. For the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The slashquote at the bottom of the page is:

    Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders"!

  23. Thought processes of Universities... by pXgray · · Score: 3, Funny

    Step 1: Blanket campus with awe-inspiring wireless coverage.
    Step 2: ...
    Step 3: Learn!

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    1. Re:Thought processes of Universities... by aero6dof · · Score: 2

      Obviously you haven't successfully completed step 3 yet. Step 2 goes as follows:

      Step 2: ???

  24. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Moderators tell YOU what's funny!

    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Kibo · · Score: 1

      Moderators tell YOU what's funny!

      I have to say, I find the comment itself about as funny as Sienfeld's stand up (read a flaming puppy), but God damn, put it together with the moderation and it's pretty funny.

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  25. The A-Team by Corby911 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The A-team is still aired on TV-Land. Or at least it was as of around 6 months ago - I haven't watched much TV since then.

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    1. Re:The A-Team by shepd · · Score: 1

      It's on TNN in 35 minutes. I've seen it on many various stations for a long time. I don't know how anyone could have missed it, unless they either have no TV, or they just don't care. ;-)

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  26. Gobe... by PoiBoy · · Score: 1
    Speaking of commercial office suites being hammered by free alternatives, does anyone know what the future of ApplixWare is? Has Vitasoft or whoever owns them said much lately?

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    1. Re:Gobe... by haggar · · Score: 1

      In one post, you mentioned my two preferite office applications: GoBe and Applix. Both lean, very usable and stable products without unnecessary cruft.

      I think Applix is more or less dead, unfortunately, and GoBe might be headed the same way. But if anyone knows differently, please correct me. Applix deserves to exist!

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    2. Re:Gobe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      speaking of office suites on open platforms..I'd like to tell the gobe people they are missing an opportunity to do something THAT HAS NOT BEEN DONE BEFORE on X11/OSS.

      WYSIWYG web design software. Good vector illustration/animation software.

      There ACTUALLY is a market for this kind of thing on Linux and no gpl/OSS freeware competition whatsoever.

      I don't want to be insulting, but holy shit you'd think they would have the brains to figure out that between OO.org and Abiword and so on and so on, there is no market for what they are coding. Whereas, Linux/X11 doesn't have shit for illustration /Flash creation / Web design apps.

      Go Be-get Yourself A New Business Model, already.

  27. Getting out of hand... by dghcasp · · Score: 5, Funny
    This whole thing with 802.11 antennas is getting way out of hand... I mean, really, all these people investing time and (not much) money into building things with their own two hands instead of throwing money at corporations! The very idea! And recycling things like cookie or potato chip cans instead of dumping them in landfills where they belong!

    Fortunatly, people are now realizing that only terrorists use 802.11, so soon the police will start profiling people seen with cans of pringles and shipping them off to prison.

    I know I'll feel much safer... But what will then these terror-hackers be doing? How long until we see a frontpage slashdot story on How I built an 802.11 network using three frozen chickens and a '57 chevy?!?

    1. Re:Getting out of hand... by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 3, Funny
      How long until we see a frontpage slashdot story on How I built an 802.11 network using three frozen chickens and a '57 chevy?!?

      Never. MacGyver only posts at K5.

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    2. Re:Getting out of hand... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      How I built an 802.11 network using three frozen chickens and a '57 chevy?!?

      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a '57 chevy filled with recordable DVD's.

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  28. Here at the University of Hawaii.... by saihung · · Score: 2

    they've been rolling out a wireless network for a while now, but it has been wildly unsuccessful for a variety of reasons:
    1) low on-campus residency rate. There are too many commuters here, and if your laptop isn't in your dormroom then you're probably going to leave it at home when you commute to school.
    2) stupid, incomplete coverage. Some FLOORS of some buildings are covered while other floors are not. The network extends down the central mall (outside) but not into the buildings fronting it, and only covers part of the first floor of the library.
    I think this kind of thing can only be useful if it exists as part of a real project to cover the entire campus.

    1. Re:Here at the University of Hawaii.... by Ian+Peon · · Score: 2
      Didn't you read the article?? It clearly states that performance may be inhibited by six dots:

      Cantenna makes no guarantee of actual performance as several factors including but not limited to .......may inhibit the Cantennas effectiveness.


      So, there ya go. There are probably five dots in the way on those floors. A little cleaning may help.
    2. Re:Here at the University of Hawaii.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel so bad for you. University of Alaska has better on-campus 802.11b coverage than you do. Of course, you have the partial consolation of living in freakin' Hawaii.

      What are you doing posting to Slashdot? Why do you even own a computer? The sun is shining down on the guava trees! The beaches are full of bikini-clad babes playing volleyball! Someone, somewhere is cooking poi! Go surfing for freak's sake!

  29. Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Xerox is experimenting with to imprint circuits
    Noun verb verb preposition preposition verb noun? What?

    Ever since Slashdot started offering subscriptions, the journalistic quality has gone downhill. Almost makes me want to get one...
  30. Help Save Farscape! (Use one of the links below) by ekrout · · Score: 3, Informative
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  31. From the 802.11 article: by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny
    female N connector, preferably the type that mounts with a single large nut.

    How many females do you know that would mount something with one large nut?

    Oh, and I'm building this cantena tomorrow. Kewl.

    1. Re:From the 802.11 article: by stuffman64 · · Score: 2

      Funny, I just bought a can of these cookies today, before reading the story. Damn my luck, it should go to something more usefull, like winning the powerball or something. Oh well. I now have another antenna to go with my Pringles antenna. Maybe a comparison is in the works!

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    2. Re:From the 802.11 article: by mgblst · · Score: 2

      Eva Braun perhaps?

  32. University of Ontario? by davey_darling · · Score: 1
    Hell, I'm _from_ Ontario and I've never heard of this place.. (It's in Oshawa if you were similarly out of the loop)

    I figured it was going to be one of the degree-granting colleges but it looks like a legit university (perhaps hoping to get in on the "double-cohort" craze?). Says they're going to be accepting about 1000 students come September.

    Their high-tech website seems a bit sluggish at the moment..

    Dave

    1. Re:University of Ontario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a private crap college .. the neo-con government let's anyone call themselves a "university" - even one that gives you a "degree" in MSIE and Frontpage.

      blech.

  33. "Me too" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason behind that is the entire campus (read: cafeterias, stairwells, washrooms, "special areas") is covered with the university wireless network hubs.

    Purdue has this also. They are not completely done with the wireless-ing yet, but most of the dorms, the outdoor areas, and almost all of the major buildings have wireless access.

    I think this is something you are going to see more and more colleges doing over time, until the idea a college wouldn't have wireless internet is as ludicrus as the idea of not having broadband in the dorms.

  34. Re:Help Shave Farscape! (Use one of the links bel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with your fundamental goal, but your technique needs some polishing. Providing all of those links to people means that the campaign won't get /.'ed as fast. You need to ease them into things, and then make sure that the servers get blasted hard.

  35. Dude, You're In *Alaska* by Myriad · · Score: 5, Funny
    My school [alaska.edu] has had campus wide wireless for almost three years. They also allow students to check out wireless cards and dell laptops freely for varying periods of time.

    You're in Alaska! Slap a single 802.11b Linksys Router on the network and the entire town is set!

    I don't think that's a fair comparison...

    :)

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    1. Re:Dude, You're In *Alaska* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Too bad Anchorage is the largest City in the US for square miles. That would have to be one big pringle can.

    2. Re:Dude, You're In *Alaska* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Too bad Anchorage is the largest City in the US for >square miles. That would have to be one big pringle >can.

      Actually I thought it was Jacksonvill Florida. It has a huge amount of land. I of course could be wrong, I have never been to Anchorage. I do wonder how well 802.11 holds up when the snow starts to fly.

    3. Re:Dude, You're In *Alaska* by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's just the opposite. In alaska, they build OUT, with plenty of space in-between. Just as broadband is easier to provide in dense urban countries, it would be much harder to wire some VERY suburban place like Alaska. Of course, in all likelyhood this doesn't matter, as the college there is, probably, just like that of any other state.

      Alaska is about the size of half of the contiguous 48 states, while being occupied by about as many people as can be shoved into a volkswagen.

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    4. Re:Dude, You're In *Alaska* by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      Time to go to Sam's Club for the bulk size cans.

    5. Re:Dude, You're In *Alaska* by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      some VERY suburban place like Alaska.

      Dude, Alaska's not suburban. Suburbs are places where your house takes up almost as much of your property as your yard.

      Alaska's RURAL--just like my hometown of Westmoreland, NY., where it as far (6+ miles) from home to the high school than it is from the high school into the heart of Utica.

    6. Re:Dude, You're In *Alaska* by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Alaska... occupied by about as many people as can be shoved into a volkswagen.

      Would that be with the glove compartment open or closed?

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    7. Re:Dude, You're In *Alaska* by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Yes, I mixed the two up...

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  36. In Communist China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In communist China you would have been shot by now for using that stupid joke.

  37. Ironic... by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The LA Unified School district can't afford books for all its kids, but they just spent a million dollars to roll out fiber optic drops to one of the Junior High schools. As far as I know, they are wiring all the schools.

    network != education

    Really.

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    1. Re:Ironic... by The-Perl-CD-Bookshel · · Score: 2, Funny

      But now all of these poverty stricken students can cruise the net on their laptops while they walk down the hallway seemlessly migrating through an extensive...oh wait your right. Maybe Adobe can get these kids some eBooks to go with their cool network?

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    2. Re:Ironic... by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 2

      Well, it's frustrating.

      Some bureaucrat wants to show how he's helping bring kids into the 21st century by bringing technology to the schools. No question, that's important! But there needs to be a foundation to build on.

      I wish I knew the solution. It seems like the deck is now heavily stacked against the LAUSD by years of corruption, sudden directional changes in the world of education, tax cuts, etc. It's really too bad. That's our future.

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    3. Re:Ironic... by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      The LA Unified School district can't afford books for all its kids, but they just spent a million dollars to roll out fiber optic drops to one of the Junior High schools. As far as I know, they are wiring all the schools.

      Hopefully expensive schoolbooks will be a thing of the past in the near future. See Open CourseWare for details. Sometimes things just need to be done differently.

      By the time I have kids of school-age (maybe 2015?) I expect they won't be using printed texts for much besides reading literature.

    4. Re:Ironic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they partner with Adobe, maybe they can pirate all their textbooks off the web? ;)

    5. Re:Ironic... by jpm165 · · Score: 1

      They can use the books that are banned by other districts to save money. Come on.... the kids are going to have to learn about Tek War sooner or later...

    6. Re:Ironic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hee hee... naive at best. College instructors have a $$$$ incentive for promoting their own textbooks. MIT Open CourseWare is a strictly voluntary option for MIT profs. Which do you think will win?

  38. Blatant 802.11b homemade antenna self promotion by yack0 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I used Andrew Clapps designasa starting point for my 'improved collector'802.11b PVC antenna. And unlike the pringles can, this one is weather-tight.

    It's at this link.

    Blatant self promotion over.

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  39. Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by dpt · · Score: 1, Troll

    That statement was from the Farscape article. Where were these great effects? All I remember is laughable CGI and an embarrassingly obvious Muppet.

    Why has this show got such rabid loyalty? I watched 3 episodes, and everything about them was cliched, hackneyed and lame, from the basic premise through to the characters, writing, acting and "special" effects. It seemed even *worse* than Voyager, if such a thing is possible. Why on earth didn't they take all that money and do something *original* for a change?

    By all means, protest the passing of decent sci-fi, but when you rail against *any* sci-fi being canned no matter how pathetic, you just look like sad losers.

    No doubt there will be a chorus of replies stating that I must watch more than 3 episodes to "appreciate" this drivel, but I'm going to pre-empt that by asking exactly how much of my life must I spend looking at crap to determine that it is, in fact, crap?

    I will enjoy watching Farscape die a well deserved death. Rubbish like this that fails is what prevents *decent* science fiction from being made.

    1. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by dpt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      To the anonymous moderator:

      This is *not* a troll, you retard. Read the moderator guidelines. If you disagree, replying is the appropriate mechanism. You should show me where these "eye popping special effects" are. Or better yet, the "critical acclaim" mentioned in the article.

      Something along the lines of: "That Muppet portrayed a very convincing and emotive sock" by [some credible (ie not a fan-boy) reviewer] with a link will do.

      Meta-moderators, do your duty!

    2. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some examples of critical acclaim

      The show has also won some awards, but I don't feel like researching them for you. The above link was the very first one in a google search for "farscape critic", I'm sure the awards would be just as easy to find.

    3. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by Compuser · · Score: 2

      I agree. This is not a troll. I myself tried to
      watch farscape several times and each time I quit
      after ~2 minutes. I am wondering the same thing
      as the original poster. No offense intended to
      anyone, but could someone please enlighten us.

    4. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by dpt · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, I'm astounded by these comments. Are we talking about the same show? I guess standards are slipping, if this is considered "sophisticated space opera", "the genre's brightest beacon", and "intelligent and exciting". I wonder if these reviewers are aware of non-Star Trek based science fiction? After watching the first show, I was astounded that this trite nonsense actually got made. It's a sad day when this is considered the best science fiction available.

      Anyway, on to those "eye popping special effects" ;)

    5. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Incidently, although I don't think that post should have been modded down, it *was* bordering on flamebait and trolling. It's not as though it gave any sort of constructive criticism, it just called the show "drivel" and "crap", and then dared anyone to counter that opinion. That can definately qualify as trolling, regardless of the poster's thoughts of your post.

    6. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The show has had some bad episodes. It's also had some very good episodes, some heart-wrenching episodes, and some downright funny episodes. It ain't all serious sci-fi, and that's what a lot of the critics like about it.. the show explores an extremely broad range of themes, and even stops to make fun of itself. There are very few science fiction shows out there with the guts to do that, or the actors and storyline to allow them to pull it off.

      As for special effects.. there are some downright beautiful cityscapes in the show, and Moya gets some excellent exterior shots. Or, if you want to take that quote more literally, there was an episode where Crichton's eyeball was literally pulled out (yes, it was fake, but it was still realistic enough to give shudders to everyone I know who has seen it). I can also think of one shot with Claudia Black firing a very large gun in slow motion that was absolutely perfect. They have had some rather cheesy shots, but when they do it right, they do it right...

    7. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by dpt · · Score: 1

      I admit I watched the first three episodes, in the spirit of supporting science fiction, and they were *dire*. So it may have picked up from there.

      I just got that "seen it all before" feeling, I'm afraid. It seemed like a shadow of a shadow of Star Trek - and I'm well and truly sick of everything Trek!

      And then there's the "you killed my brother!" villian. He was unbearably painful to watch.

      Unfortunately, first impressions last, and I can't keep going back to these things because the fans say, "It got better, really!". Life is too short. I'm surprised they kept it going for 4 years, after such a start. I just assumed it had died a natural death. Perhaps those involved should just call it a day, and do something that's fundamentally original and interesting from day one?

    8. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About the "you killed my brother" villian... he actually evolved very well. He's a complete slime bucket, but he became a *likeable* slime bucket... and even stopped being (totally) a villian.

      That's the bad part about Farscape, and the good part... the characters never stay the same. The relationships are constantly evolving, and any character who seems one-dimensional in a few shows is probably very changed from the character they were in earlier episodes, or from the character they sill soon be.

      Yes, commander Crais was far too one-track-mind in the first half of the first season. But I think that was mainly teething pains, and the fact that, that early in the season, they were too caught up in the development of the characters in Moya's crew to show the reason Crais developed a complete psychosis when his baby brother died at the hands of an obviously inferior species.

      If you *really* want to give the show a good shot, I'd suggest checking out the "best of season 1" DVDs at Blockbuster, and watching the story advance. They leave out a few really good episodes (and put at least one in that I didn't really think was all that good), but it'd allow you to have a much fairer opinion... and you might just see what all these nuts like so much about the show!

    9. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by rusty0101 · · Score: 2

      Glad to see you have an opinion on the subject. Looks like you have a real feel for the show. I mean you watched all of three episodes.

      I am not about to claim that Farscape was the best thing ever on TV, but I will be watching the rest of the fourth season once they start showing it again. Why? Because I happen to like the show. I am disapointed that the Skiffy channel is dropping the series. Then again look at the company they keep.

      I agree that "decent" science fiction needs to be produced and distributed. There are three ways that it can be done, and none look likely in the near future. Farscape, regardless of the flaws you and some others percieve to exist, has been better entertainment than most of the rest of the drivel on tv.

      If 90% of everything is crap, then for you to hold a valid opinion on whether or not something is crap, you will have to watch better than 90% of the series to really hold an opinion you can espouse.

      There are three ways to promote good programming on TV. Fan mail to the people showing the series is the least. I happen to consider offers to pay for one of the episodes out of a season to be just that. Fan mail.

      The second way is to find out who is paying for the series, and let them know you appreciate it. The people paying for the series are not the broadcasters. It is the advertizers. With Tivo, ReplayTV, and other PVR systems, finding out who paid for the series, and who paid for local advertizing space in the series should be reasonably easy, though it is just as easy to skip the ads. These are the people you want to make aware that you appreciate the fact they took the risk of paying for good programming.

      The third way is to make sure that the producers and broadcasters know you are letting the advertizers know what you think of the programming. When you do this, you actually improve the odds that those same producers will look for better programs to produce in the future.

      Complaining to fans that you don't see why they don't just go read a book or get outside, does nothing to promote either as good entertainment.

      -Rusty.

      --
      You never know...
    10. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by dpt · · Score: 1

      Glad to see you have an opinion on the subject. Looks like you have a real feel for the show. I mean you watched all of three episodes

      I believe I addressed this already.

      If 90% of everything is crap, then for you to hold a valid opinion on whether or not something is crap, you will have to watch better than 90% of the series to really hold an opinion you can espouse

      If I make the surprising discovery that I am immortal, I will then have time to dig deeper into everything that looked like rubbish, in order to verify that there were not in fact hidden diamonds there, despite all evidence to the contrary.

      In the meantime, I'm just going to do what every other reasonable person does, give it a chance, then make a decision in order to allocate finite free time sensibly.

      I've been bitten so many times trying to like something because it's labelled "science fiction" that I'm just not going to buy it any more. I'm also tired of the "save show X" campaigns. Maybe, just maybe, the show wasn't actually very good, or the idea/story was really good but lacked something in execution (eg Babylon 5)? Or wasn't constructed well enough to have wide enough appeal *and* be worthwhile at the same time. And let's face it, with the current revenue model, these shows must have fairly broad appeal to do well. But, it has been done before, and will be done again.

      The second way is to find out who is paying for the series, and let them know you appreciate it

      You're saying I should write in, saying why I didn't watch it? :)

      These are the people you want to make aware that you appreciate the fact they took the risk of paying for good programming

      At this point I don't agree that it is good. However I will watch one episode, out of idle curiosity, and because it clearly *must* have improved since the beginning if anyone's left defending it. If it's good, I'll watch another one. What could be fairer than that?

      Complaining to fans that you don't see why they don't just go read a book or get outside, does nothing to promote either as good entertainment.

      This is a straw man. I didn't actually say this. I said not to try to save something just because it's been labelled a certain way. If you *really* like it, then, okay, knock yourself out.

      I think the show failed because the premise (lost in space *again*) wasn't original or compelling, the villians were silly, hammy, over the top and incompetant, and the individual stories just felt like retreads of Star Trek episodes and themes, as did the "different scenario each week" setup. But, maybe the producers changed direction radically and came up with a half way interesting story to tell ...

    11. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by rusty0101 · · Score: 2
      Complaining to fans that you don't see why they don't just go read a book or get outside, does nothing to promote either as good entertainment.

      This is a straw man. I didn't actually say this. I said not to try to save something just because it's been labelled a certain way. If you *really* like it, then, okay, knock yourself out.

      I think the show failed because the premise (lost in space *again*) wasn't original or compelling, the villians were silly, hammy, over the top and incompetant, and the individual stories just felt like retreads of Star Trek episodes and themes, as did the "different scenario each week" setup. But, maybe the producers changed direction radically and came up with a half way interesting story to tell ...



      Actually the "read a book" was directed at others. My appologies that it appears to be directed at you.

      You of course have made the decision that you will not find out if the show improved. I can live with that. Enjoy.

      -Rusty
      --
      You never know...
    12. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by Compuser · · Score: 2

      If 90% of everything on TV is crap then (if you
      value your time) stop watching TV. I did. It can
      be done even without a support group. In fact,
      if you don't watch TV for about half a year and
      then turn it on, you might be astounded to find
      out that even the things you liked are really
      drivel. That's what happened to me. YMMV.

    13. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by rusty0101 · · Score: 2

      Of course this opens you up to the 90% of everything else that is crap that you were avoiding by not watching tv...

      -Rusty

      --
      You never know...
    14. Re:Farscape - "Eye popping special effects" by Compuser · · Score: 2

      I work and I sleep. Everything else takes
      less than 5% of my time per day, every day.

  40. Making money, post dot-com by dcuny · · Score: 1
    OK, the pattern is clear.
    1. Gather products from your failed .com
    2. Offer to make them 'free'
    3. Profit!
    I suppose this is better than the prior method, which was to have your technology bought by some company, held for years, and then finally released 'free' as a goodwill gesture (such as DRI's GEM).

    Of course, the problem with that approach is that if anyone showed an interest in the product, you would retain the license (such as DR DOS).

    I understand there's cool stuff out there (like the BeOS) that has so much proprietary stuff embedded in it that it can't be released without scraping through the code for ages. I'm starting to doubt if the non-Sybase code will ever be removed from OpenWatcom.

    Personally, I liked it better when companies released things for free just to spite their competitors, like Sun did with OpenOffice when they discovered it wasn't profitable. (I'm talking about source and a reasonable license, so Microsoft 'giving away' IE doesn't count.)

    Hey! Who removed the funny part from my sig?

  41. Printable displays! by JanusFury · · Score: 2

    I wonder if this means I'll finally be able to get a T-Shirt with a changing message. That way I could use some sort of scanning system to detect when people walk by. When a RIAA lawyer walks by, my shirt changes to the EFF logo, when CowboyNeal walks by, my shirt changes to a picture of Tux... wait, no, that'd be a bad idea. That shirt'd get dirty within minutes of CowboyNeal coming near.

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    troll::post();
  42. WARNING! GCX AHEAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  43. farscape? really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so where do we sign up for 'fuckfarscape.com'? cause we really dont give a damn about it.

    Just wondering...

    (no, it's not a troll, or off-topic - but some people really just dont give a damn about it and are amazed at the people trying to save the mediocre show)

  44. Can someone tell me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a great site to find plumper mpegs? Thanks in advance!!!!

    1. Re:Can someone tell me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try here.

  45. Good thing its in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here in the states the school would now be catagorized a terrorist training camp and shut down.

    1. Re:Good thing its in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't think so. Wait until we get finished in Afghanistan. While we're still busy in Iraq, we'll send a few planes over and bomb the school and a few other civilian targets as well.

  46. Holy crap... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Would people please stop repeating that rediculous lie? The government never said anything like that, only insanely paranoid slashdotters.

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:Holy crap... by unterderbrucke · · Score: 2, Informative

      I just want to know that I just finished rubbing off at your site when I saw this comment. Thanks for brightening my day :-)

    2. Re:Holy crap... by bwalling · · Score: 1

      I just want to know that I just finished rubbing off at your site when I saw this comment. Thanks for brightening my day :-)

      Thanks - I haven't laughed that much in a while.

    3. Re:Holy crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to know that I just finished rubbing off at your site when I saw this comment.

      Does that mean you started at Slashdot? Ewww.... I don't think Slashdot does that much for me.

  47. UOIT....why? by BSDevil · · Score: 2

    (For the record I'm a Toronto kid in my first year of McGill ECE, finishing high school with a B+ average from a Toronto-area private school)

    Am I the only one that sees this whole UOIT thing as a waste of money? No, not the idea of laptops (seems nice to me), but the whole concept of a new University in Ontario is stupid and shortsighted. In the past few years we've had enough spors at the major Universities for everyone, but they need money to continue to grow and develop new programs.

    Based on the timing of this thing, it looks like it's designed to accept the double cohort kids (when two grades come out of high school in the same year, a once-in-a-lifetime thing) - so it will be full for a few years because kids can't go anywhere else, and then we'll have a sinkhole of money in Oshawa...I mean really, who wants to go to school in Oshawa. Kids who want to go to a high-end school will apply to the same places they have always applied - U of T, Queen's, McGill, Western - and kids who don't want something that's offered at one of those schools have plenty of choices as-is.

    <RANT>Bottom line is that the sixty million the province is spending on this could be used in a myriad of better places: high-schools, polution cleanup, OHIP...the list goes on. What we DON'T need is another second-rate school in the middle of nowhere. </RANT>

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    Cue The Sun...
    1. Re:UOIT....why? by genesplicer · · Score: 1

      I don't know that I'd be calling Western a "high-end" school anymore ... It's more like a live-action Abercrombie & Fitch catalog ...

      Seriously though, my impression from the info (or the Ontario Government advertising, as it really is), is that the UOIT project is a kind of flip-side to the moves that the colleges have been making ... Over the past few years, the colleges have been forging ties with the universities, offering diploma/degree articulation arrangements and even 4-year Bachelor's degrees on site ( http://www.guelphhumber.ca/ ) ... The idea seems to be to try and combine the applicability and up-to-datedness of college with the theory and higher-level learning of university ... University curriculum has had a disturbing tendency to get outdated and mouldy while the colleges have been more forward ... This UOIT thing seems to be taking that college-to-university idea back the other way by creating a fully chartered university whose curriculum is supposed to be up-to-date and actually "useful" ...

      That said, it also makes it appear that the Eves government is doing something to put actual money into post-secondary education in this province ... Instead of this bloated PR exercise, the money would have been better spent on other post-secondary projects like new buildings or capital improvements to infrastructure at the existing schools ... Some of these old buildings are getting pretty run down ... or OHIP, the environment, fixing the mess of Hydro, etc ...

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    2. Re:UOIT....why? by BSDevil · · Score: 2

      I'm the proud owner of a "Friends Don't Let Friends Go To Western" shirt, but had to include it on the grounds that I know some...well, one...really intelligent person that goes there.

      --
      Cue The Sun...
    3. Re:UOIT....why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For us non-Canadians, could you explain the "double cohort" thing? Also "spors" -- or was that a typo?

    4. Re:UOIT....why? by genesplicer · · Score: 1

      Sure:
      Here in Canada, the education system differs a little from province to province. In all of them, you can graduate with your high school diploma after 4 years (end of grade 12) ... In Ontario, we have a 5th year of high school called OAC (Ontario Academic Courses (or Credits? I can't remember)) that is supposed to prepare you for university ... If you're going to go to college or to the workforce, you finish grade 12 with your diploma and go; if you're going to go to university, you come back and take a minimum of 6 OAC courses, then go to university ... The other provinces have different systems to prep for university - Alberta has some sort of a college-level prep program for a year (I think), Québec has the CEGEP (Collège d'enseignement général et professionel) 2-year pre-university system ...

      The deal with this "double-cohort" thing is that a few years ago, the Ontario government decided, showing both their infinite wisdom and their respect for the public education system (yes, that was sarcasm), that we didn't need OAC anymore ... They decided to phase it out and not bring in anything to replace it ... So now, this coming Sept (2003), we will have double the number of students leaving high school for university (one group from the last ever OAC year and a second group from the first-time new 4-year-only system) ... It adds up to a total of about 80,000 students graduating from high school this coming Sept ... It's been a big worry because the capacity of the colleges and the universities here was already stretched, and now they have to deal with this one-time land slide of new kids ...

      I personally think the whole thing has been a little overblown because it is really a one-time event ...

      And I think the original poster meant to say "spots" ...

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      Me? Debunk an American myth? And take my life in my hands?
  48. Somebody's gonna get tossed, sucka! by spun · · Score: 2
    If you've never heard of the "Mr. T versus" phenomenon, go take a look at Mr. T vs. everything to see Mr. T toss every damn fool in the world, from AC/DC to Zippy the Pinhead.

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    1. Re:Somebody's gonna get tossed, sucka! by quinto2000 · · Score: 2
      This sig refers to all sigs that do not refer to themselves.

      I guess your theory of sigs is inconsistent.

      --
      Ceci n'est pas un post
  49. Helix antennas for 802.11 by LM741N · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ray Cross has an exellent program for designing helix antennas, using a spreadsheet for generating the segments, and then the ASAP antenna simulator for seeing the resulting pattern. His website is at home.att.net/~ray.l.cross/asap/index
    If you are really into this stuff, check out the Python ASAP code on my site. Rob.

  50. farscape fans are being used, here is how... by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...
    Farscape was removed from the air so they can afford Taken. You can spend all the money you like, but if Taken is a hit, there will be no Farscape.
    Now I know what your thinking, they could air both, unfortuantly do to the half ass way sci-fi does there financing, they just can't afford to run both. They would hzve to renegotiate with all there advetisers for more money.

    Perhaps if some avertiser said, sure you can charge us twice the amount we contracted for, then it would happen. that ain't going to happen.

    Now how are you being used? if taken fails, then farscape will be back, and the execs will spin it that they are just swell people who listen to there viewers.

    OTOH, if you can get a campaign to stop people from wating taken, Farscape might be back.

    the good news is, you can still go to sci-fi to watch some guys "speak with the dead".

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  51. Come to UCSD by Wee · · Score: 2
    UCSD has a lot of 802.11 clouds. The CSE building has its own network. The rest of campus is nearly completely "unwired". Hell, even the coffee cart outside the arts building has an AP. Double hell: even one of the shuttle buses has 802.11 access (suck that, CMU).

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    1. Re:Come to UCSD by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      head -1 /dev/urandom | cut -b -120 > ~/.sig
      your sig wastes a process...

      dd if=/dev/urandom of=$HOME/.sig -bs=120 -count=1

      Hmm, is your sig opensource? Hmm, I may have that to license that as LGPL...

    2. Re:Come to UCSD by Wee · · Score: 2
      your sig wastes a process...

      Well, I used dd in my last one much as you do (it was nearly identical, in fact, with $HOME instead of ~ and such). I wound up using 'cut' one day and got to thinking of pipes and how useful they are. Then I saw two .sigs in the same day that used dd. So I figured up a new way to get a fresh .sig. Think of it as .sig, version 1.1.

      About the "wasting" of processes... I'm not so sure about that. Lots of little utilities strung together is practically the "Unix Way", and one of its best "features". Pipes and input/ouput redirection are one of the things that made Unix as strong as it is and are very powerful. Besides, I have a really, really fast machine.

      Hmm, is your sig opensource? Hmm, I may have that to license that as LGPL...

      Heh heh... feel free. It works very well in Kmail.

      -B

      --

      Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

  52. Wireless Weapons??? by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Has anyone ever though to start a project to secure 802.11 rather than hack it? Any open source projects for Windows in that arena?

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    Karma: The shiznight, mostly because I am the Drizzle.

    1. Re:Wireless Weapons??? by corris · · Score: 1

      it already exists, it's called ssh or ipsec.

  53. (+5, Informative) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep.

  54. No midwestern winter bitterness here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The network extends down the central mall (outside) but not into the buildings fronting it...

    You mean you have to go outside to access the network? In Hawaii?

    The horror!

  55. Wireless antenna by atomicdragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've seen several articles now on how to use Pringles or other food cans as an antenna. But the one question that I have not found an answer to is which flavor gets the strongest signal?

    1. Re:Wireless antenna by Alsee · · Score: 2

      which flavor gets the strongest signal?

      According to this site it seems to be Cheese & Chives "a little too strong", followed by CheezeUms "Very strong", and Barbecue "strong".

      Note that Salt & Vinegar is Currently Untested.

      -

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    2. Re:Wireless antenna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Salt and Vinegar, of course!

  56. Re:Help Save Farscape! (Use one of the links below by /dev/trash · · Score: 2

    That's funny as hell. I wish I had some mod points.

  57. Farscape killed due to low ratings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I really want to know is, where do these magical ratings come from? I thought US 'ratings' came from a select portion of available televisions (i.e: a subset of the entire TV viewing population).

    So if that small subset happens to not like farscape, while many others do, the ratings will never reflect honest numbers.

    They say things like their advertisers look for a wide, diverse viewership.... umm, excuse me, but aren't you paying attention? This is the SCI FI channel. A channel for playing science fiction shows. Exactly HOW diverse does this audience really get?

  58. Uhm...Cantenna is a registered Trademark I believe by Newer+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think that Cantenna is a registered trademark of The Heath Company, a former maker of electronic kits. The Cantenna was (is) a 50 ohm resistor in a black colored 1 gallon paint can that you filled with mineral oil. It then became a 1 kW load that you could test your ham radio into. I'm sure that many ham radio operators remember it.

  59. Re:Uhm...Cantenna is a registered Trademark I beli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your 100% Right on this one!

  60. "antennae to extend you connection" by Cat_Byte · · Score: 0

    All you connection are belong to us.

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    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
  61. Wireless Weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has probably been done, Has someone dug up a Graphix bong, lined it with tinfoil or something, and made a directional antenna? The major problem would be most bong owners would probably never get around to finishing it. "I was gonna decorate the tree, but then I got high, I was gonna leave some cookies and milk, but then I got High..." White Trash Christmas

  62. Three Frozen Chickens and a '57 Chevy??? by Myriad · · Score: 3, Funny
    How long until we see a frontpage slashdot story on How I built an 802.11 network using three frozen chickens and a '57 chevy?!?

    (shudder) Man, I do not want to know what you use the Chevy for!!

    --
    "They do not preach that their god will rouse them, a little before the Nuts work loose." Kipling, 'The Sons of Martha'
    1. Re:Three Frozen Chickens and a '57 Chevy??? by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Man, I do not want to know what you use the Chevy for!!

      It was a bitch to clamp it on to my balcony railing (do you have any idea how much it costs to rent a crane these days?), but now I get wireless net access from up to three states away!

      I have also added a custom novelty horn that plays whenever I have new mail.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
  63. alas, only in dreams by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1
    Wimpe: `Oneirine theophosphate is one way around the problem.'

    Tchitcherine: `You mean thiophosphate, don't you?' Thinks indicating the presence of sulfur....

    Wimpe: `I mean theophosphate, Vaslav,' indicating the Presence of God.

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    Shop as usual. And avoid panic buying.
  64. Farscape: Evidence of failed content distribution? by Adam+Wiggins · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A thought that has occured to me before but seems to be most demonstrated by the Farscape situation: does this indicate a failing of the content-distribution system we call TV? Or is this just an odd example, a deviation from the norm. Consider: what other industry has a company which choses to get rid of their #2 most popular product completely, despite huge support from a large fanbase?

    Of course this is because they aren't selling the show directly; unlike a movie you aren't buying tickets to watch the thing. This reminds me of web services (Yahoo etc) - which also represent (to me) a failed approach, in terms of business model, to distributing content.

    Just a random thought.

  65. Re:Uhm...Cantenna is a registered Trademark I beli by hanway · · Score: 2

    A trademark search for "cantenna" comes up empty, so either it's abandoned, or perhaps Heathkit never bothered to register it, but for anyone exposed to ham radio back in the pre-PC days, a cantenna will always be that dummy load made from a paint can filled with oil and a 50 ohm resistor.

  66. Totally true. by megaduck · · Score: 1

    One of the first things I noticed when I started working for UCSD is that wireless is a big priority. Over at UCSD Extension, we've got 802.11b coverage throughout our facilities as well as a lot of 802.11a. Some of our people don't even have dedicated desks, just laptops with wireless access.

    I didn't know we had a wireless bus, though. That just rocks.

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  67. Think Bigger by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If a semiconductor can emit light, then the reverse is usually possible: solar cells.

    My pick for renewable energy is plastic solar cells. Preferrably, cheap ones rolled out like those tarps that cover baseball fields.

    The U.S. currently uses about 100 exajoules of energy per year (combined total of oil, gas, nuclear, coal, hydro, etc); that's approximately a continuous 10KW for each person. The good news is that the sun provides 1KW per square meter energy, but the bad news is you'd be doing good to get a 1% overall efficiency delivered to the end user (due to cell efficency, solar system geometry, weather, storage and conversion losses.) Assuming 1%, you'd need 1000 square meters of cheap plastic seimiconductors for each person to provide for 100% of our energy needs.

    To get to 1% overall efficiency, plastic solar collector efficiency will have to be significantly improved to be near the 20% raw efficiency currently achieved by good silicon solar cells. To me, that's a lot more intersting goal than a cheap display.

    1. Re:Think Bigger by ghutchis · · Score: 1


      Unfortunately it's a lot harder goal to reach. I've heard people throwing around 5-7% recently (which would be fantastic), but I haven't seen the data to back it up.

      I think before we get there, we need to know more about charge transport in materials like the polythiophenes (which BTW, have been studied for about 20 years now).

      Xerox's announcement may or may not be interesting. Those who were at the talk didn't see any actual *data*.

      So let's get to it! After all, we just need better transparent conducting plastics, right?

      -Geoff

  68. Farscape commercial on CNN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > piquing the interest of the TV-viewing masses

    Aside from the fact that the commercial has less appeal than a Christmas pageant performance by someone else's child, *WAY TO GO ON PICKING YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE*! I understand that there wasn't enough money to air it during a show like Enterprise but the WB has many cheap genre shows airing after midnight--they could have probably gotten cheaper air time and actually put it in front of someone who cared!

  69. Antenema by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think that this line from the article is a bit disturbing:

    This should provide drainage for any water that condenses or somehow gets into your can...

  70. Farscape Commercials are on Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you watch Taken, you will see Farscape on the commercials.. why waste time and money on commercials for a cancelled show?

  71. Printable Circuitry? by shepd · · Score: 1

    I can't even make an old-skool PCB at home properly yet! Argh... technology always seems to outpace me. :-)

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  72. what about the *IAA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but the real question is who controls the laptops? can you install linux on them? are you permitted to install an alternate OS? If you are caught downloading mp3s and movies, who is responsible? Will the machines have DRM?

    it's obvious that this is just a ploy by the MPAA/RIAA to get more people under their control. They will push for all colleges to do this and make sure that DRM is on all the machines. Then they have their target market right in the palm of their hands. There's nothing the students will do about it either, because A> most of them don't care, just as long as they can look up pr0n onthe internet with their "free" computer; and B> the schools won't allow other machines so non-DRM hardware owning people will be forced into using the crippled laptops.

    Write your congressman to stop something like this from happening in your state!

  73. It's not the middle of nowhere it's the middle of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    feverishing conservative 905 "edge city" ...

    This is like neo-con homeland up to 70% vote pc, no transit, nothing public except this gov't subsidized private school (in "technology" sheesh)

    The PC government hates and loathes Toronto - in their view anything 416 liberal, or pinko NDP and has been "babied" too long: they will serve *their* constituency.

    UofT is 416 Oshawa is 905 ... car plants gone unions gone fully behind the Tories ... now they have this crap expensive "IT".

    Oh well eventually it will become a UoT Oshawa campus anyway hahahaha.

  74. Posting this antenna story was stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this guy did was copy some instructions from some other pages... which he links to at the bottom of his! Then, he just found a different, un-imaginative, way of building one of these. My 11 year old sister could have done this. This story would have been more than just a copy of something already done if he found and included something more technical than middle school arts and crafts.

    Like calculate out why a funnel on the end doubles signal strengh. Or conduct a more scientific examinatin of the reasons that the cookie jar was better than the pringles can. Or how exactally does a non-smooth surface deteriorate a radio wave. Is it more than just scattering the singnal around the cans interior away from the antenna inside? Could you modify the little antenna inside to improve performace even more? Ooo maybe it will add 3dB too!

    Christ, is antenna modding becoming like case modding or import car modding.. all these half brained idiots redoing what is already done, and never even trying to improve anything.

    This guy should have put a little effort into this dumb page. At the very least he could have said he blatantly copied from the other pages (which have MUCH more thought in terms of engineering in them).

  75. Re:Help Save Farscape! (Use one of the links below by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Results 1 - 10 of about 46,800. Search took 0.10 seconds.

    I can't seem to get to page 2 of the results.

    Are you planning on posting seperate response for each? That's 4679 more pages of results. Oh yeah, and slashdot enforces a minimum delay of 2 minutes between posts, that's 9358 minutes, or 156 hours, or 24.5 days.

    Of course, by the time you get done there will be another two or three thousand new results.

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  76. sad... truly sad slashbots today by technix4beos · · Score: 1

    GoBe Productive ROXORS as an office product, even more than OpenOffice.

    The only real problem that GoBe Productive has is compatibility with the M$ format(s), and a lack of exposure to the world at large.

    For the former, XML comes to the rescue.

    For the latter, time and a good effort by people in the trenches of the open software movement(s) can help make this a reality.

    I'm tired of reading post after post about Cantennas, and not seeing anyone remotely make an intelligent comment about quality software.

    Where are the geeks who care about real alternatives? Where are the people with the courage to speak out against M$ and bring this news to the common people? Where are the heros?

    Millions of people are tired of the monopolistic attitude and actions of one certain company, and this opportunity is FAR TOO GREAT to pass up.

    Why does Blender, a product that was developed in obscurity, and for a single dedicated purpose in a limited market, able to raise $100 THOUSAND US Dollars in just over 4 months?

    GoBe Productive is an office suite that was ready to take on the 800 lb gorilla, and quite possibly knock the big animal on it's ASS, for once.

    So come on.. Where are the heros? Speak up, or forever hide your shame.

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  77. Pringles Can, Cantenna, Alum Coated Paper Cans.... by Reverse+Entropy · · Score: 1

    Is there a perfect size for these Wi-Fi cans? I noticed that my mom always has cans of Comet Bathroom Cleaner around... I suppose a well rinsed out Comet Can might I have the same properties required for target transmission/pickup of Wi-Fi? Any ideas guys? -ReverseEntropy

  78. Re:Farscape: Evidence of failed content distributi by Quaryon · · Score: 2

    I've been wondering for some time why the Save Farscape lobby isn't pushing for a straight-to-DVD release on season 5. I'd put up a lot of money in advance for that (but I won't spend a lot just to subsidise some huge TV company to make it when they'll end up raking in the profits..).

    If the TV networks won't carry it, try a different distribution channel!

    Q.

  79. Help Cancel Farscape! by bujoojoo · · Score: 1

    Just trying to be fair...

    Click here

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  80. Taken = Ten Episode Miniseries by DoNotTauntHappyFunBa · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think Taken is a 10-episode miniseries. It may have taken budget from Farscape, but it's not taking its time slot.

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  81. What Xerox needs to do by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Xerox needs to invite engineers from IBM and AMD over to show them the new technology. The higher up's should direct Xerox engineers to answer any and all questions that the visiting engineers might have about the technology.

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  82. Re:Farscape: Evidence of failed content distributi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> Consider: what other industry has a company which choses to get rid of their #2 most popular product completely, despite huge support from a large fanbase?

    Windows 95?

  83. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

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    A special circuit in the machine called "critical detector" senses the
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