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  1. Boxen on Top Irritating Words Spawned by Internet · · Score: 1

    "Boxen"
    "Vaxen"

    FUCK OFF!!! It's not clever, it's not grammatically correct as a plural
    AND IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE THE TIT YOU TRULY ARE! You spoddy geek.

    Also: "wibble". That just makes me want to hit people who say it.

  2. Re:Wow, that is so cool on Faking a Company · · Score: 1

    It is pretty cool.

    Such audacity and such a lot of effort!

  3. Clue About How To Detect Whether You're Infected on Kama Sutra Worm Could Make For A Bad Friday · · Score: 5, Informative

    This URL would seem to provide some hints about how to check whether you're infected.
    It mentions some registry keys that the worm sets up.

    http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/analyses/w32nyxemd .html

  4. It's called "MARS", not "The Red Planet" on Mars Swings Unusually Close to Earth · · Score: 1

    I really HATE that people insist on getting all "creative" and arty-farty by first referring to it as "Mars" and thereafter insisting on calling it "The Red Planet". Its name is "Mars", so pigging well USE IT. What makes it even worse is that Mars is nowhere near to being red anyway. GET IT RIGHT, and stop being so limp-wristed.

  5. Re:Hedwig and the Angry Inch on The Tongue Twisting Tooth Microphone · · Score: 1

    Nice one! I was just gonna point that out! How funny is that when Phyllis Stein gets her tooth-phone stuck on and she can't turn the damn thing off?!

  6. Easter Eggs on New 'Pentop' Computer To Help Children Learn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how many "Easter Eggs" are hidden in this baby's handwriting / command recognition system.

    Like:

    "Tell me a rude joke"
    "Fart!"
    etc.

    If I were a programmer devloping that thing, I'd find it hard to resist sticking a few in!

  7. Blast From The Past! on How Computers Work -- Circa 1979 · · Score: 1

    Jeez! A blast from the past! I had that book (the 1979 edition) when I was a kid, about 8! Wow! Weird feeling seeing that again! Martin

  8. "Funny" on NASA Notices New, Nasty Solar Storm Type · · Score: -1, Troll

    All of the comments posted so far were supposed by their authors to be "funny".

    Newsflash: None of them are funny.

    I wish so many of the lamewads here who think they're like, SO FUNNY AND WITTY, would just put socks in their noise holes (at both ends).

    Something interesting gets posted here, and near as I can tell, most of what comes back is infantile giggling and sniggering from a pack of retarded hyenas trying to be "funny".

    Mod me down to -666; at least I'm being honest and NOT trying to be "funny".

    By the way, the "script killer" image with letters: I'm human and very literate, and I can't read it. If you're reading this, I guessed right, that's all.

    Martin

  9. Re:High-energy particle "wind" on First Artificial Aurora May Lead to Night Sky Ads · · Score: 1

    Modded "Overrated" (and SO...!). They are only "firing" RADIO WAVES, that is, LOW_ENERGY PHOTONS. NOT ions.

  10. Re:The spelling! It hurts! on Intel Sonoma UK Launch Party · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah, what a bunch of buttwipes. Hey, if you wrote code all fucked-up like that, would it work? NO. What makes you think violating English like that produces anything valid or wothwhile? Eh? SORT IT OUT! Martin

  11. Unification on Google's Dark Fibre Plans? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, so has Google unified String Theory, Dark Matter, and Dark Energy?

  12. Friction Losses and Gain Stages on Lego Logic Gates · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is much friction inherent in these, and as shown, no "gain stages" to overcome these losses. So the "fan-out" would be appalling as implemented here. This would preclude their use to build anything other than the simplest logic constructs. However, I think it would not be too hard to add "gain stages" to act as "buffers", which could, for example, use falling weights to act as "supply rails" to increase "fan-out", thereby facilitating construction of far more complex circuits. Martin

  13. Star Trek Voyager's "Superior Musical Hologram" on Computers Replace Musicians In West End Musical · · Score: 1

    That episode where The EMH Doctor performs to audiences on some planet, but one of them produces a "superior" musical hologram, able to conort its voice around the grotesque compositions of its creator.

  14. Mercury Ripple Tank Storage on Packet Juggling - Floating Data Storage · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It reminds me a lot of the mercury ripple tank storage devices they used to have with _old_ computers.

  15. Re:Currency on Xerox Exploits Printer Flaws To Make Pseudo-Holograms · · Score: 1

    UK notes already have holograms; reflective shiny silvery ones like on credit cards. They seem quite durable.

  16. Clean the house! on Mitsubishi Robot - Watchdog, Nurse, Annoying Friend · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seen that advert for Fosters, I think? "Clean the house! Bye-bye!" (Later, on returning...) "Roboto-zhang? (or whatever it is) Roboto-zhang?" (Goes into bedroom and finds robot in bed with vacuum cleaner and microwave oven, drinking lager.) "Waaargh!!!" Well, I don't do the advert justice here. Funny as fuck, it is!

  17. Calm Down! Physics says it can't work that well! on Tracking People Via Cell Phone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People seem to be imagining this technology giving you decent-quality moving pics of people moving around. Impossible (IMNSHO) for the following simple but adequate reasons:
    1) Phone masts are designed for 1.8GHz tops. At that freq, lambda is about 17cm. Therefore that's about your spatial resolution. Also, this may not apply in all directions. You might, in fact probably will, be worse off in some axes. In fact, I'm not sure you'll get more than a 2-D map out of it, since cellphone masts are laid out in a 2-D pattern, and there is no "grid" in the third dimension (height above ground, altitude).
    2) So, it's impossible to identify an individual with that poor resolution
    3) And, you can;t even track one moving individual reliably. Someone would (IMNSHO) only have to approach someone, embrace them, spin around a bit, and alk off again, and then I suspect the "viewer" wouldn't be able to tell which individual was which. Do that a few times with a few people, and the number of possible people the "baddie" could be goes up rapidly!
    4) All the above assumes the system works really well even at that poor resolution (17cm). What's the temporal resolution, or "frame rate" of the system? Pretty crap, I bet!
    5) So quit worrying. There's no way that this technology can be as sexy as it sounds just using existing cellphone masts.

    Martin "Fleetie"