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First Artificial Aurora May Lead to Night Sky Ads

An anonymous reader writes "LiveScience is reporting that the military's HAARP project has had its first success generating artificial light displays in the ionosphere. They created little green speckles of manmade aurora within an existing auroral display. The work is designed primarily to 'enhance communications and surveillance systems for both civilian and defense purposes.' Next up: sky-high neon advertisements."

337 comments

  1. Ad Filter by fembots · · Score: 2, Funny

    Instruction: Point At Eyes

    Is it too early to consider Open Sky as an alternative?

    1. Re:Ad Filter by digitalchinky · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hang on - let me adjust my tinfoil hat a little - it's a giant death ray.

      http://jkidd.tripod.com/b/94.html

    2. Re:Ad Filter by digitalchinky · · Score: 2

      http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/haarp/

      Don't I feel like a dick - wrong link
      Apologies all.

    3. Re:Ad Filter by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      If it weren't steeling my thoughts, and raping the ionisphere, I'd say that antenna array is pretty bad ass.

  2. Who owns the sky? by RLiegh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and what's their contact info?

    1. Re:Who owns the sky? by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Goatse

    2. Re:Who owns the sky? by DarthMAD · · Score: 1

      Obviously Uncle Sam.

    3. Re:Who owns the sky? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      and what's their contact info?

      Cats. Haven't you heard?

      Don, we need to procede with action against Cats for freedom for all merikans, can you do it?"
      "Well, I think we have a few more reservists, what do you have in mind? Tabbies, Siamese, that sort of thing?"

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    4. Re:Who owns the sky? by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.

      root # whois sky
      No whois server is known for this kind of object.

      Couldn't tell ya.

    5. Re:Who owns the sky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thrust vectoring.

    6. Re:Who owns the sky? by Mothman999 · · Score: 1

      They finally did it! As perdicted some years back. I beieve they will also project ads on/from the lunar face as well as releasing 'bots' into lakes and streams which can be made to arrange themselves into ever changing adverts. These bots will eventually find their way up the food chain and assault us from bird plumage and the backs of fur bearing animals. They may eventually be introduced into common paints... Ugly, truely ugly spectre...

  3. welcome by subzero_ice · · Score: 5, Insightful

    welcome more light pollution.

    1. Re:welcome by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, imagine it now, climb to a nice overlook on a clear night, maybe with you special someone, sitting back to watch the stars and in the sky.

      "Refinance you home, Call Earl at 555-Loan"

      Wonderful.

      Some astronomer gets the latest shot from his telescope and an incredible image is ruined by a add for Outback Steakhouse.

    2. Re:welcome by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


      You're optimistic. That would be premium space. It'd be dominated by Coke-Cola, Nike, and the like.

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    3. Re:welcome by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      He might live in Northern Canada for all you know. That's where they will play all the infomercials.

    4. Re:welcome by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


      Mmmmmmm.. The infomercial channel. When will they start that here in the states? :)

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    5. Re:welcome by RailGunner · · Score: 1

      Nah -it'll say "Eat Bachelor Chow".

  4. Oh shit! by Tablizer · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sky Spam

  5. I can see it now by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK son, that's the big dipper, the little dipper, and over there to the right of the Cialis ad is Orion. No, that's not his schvantz, that's his bow son.

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:I can see it now by Delta2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look Daddy Orion's belt
      No Son, thats a belt from Walmart, Orions belt is covered by the Levitra ad over there.

    2. Re:I can see it now by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... the big dipper and the little dipper are there merely to illustrate "before and after".

    3. Re:I can see it now by winkydink · · Score: 1

      you mean "after and before", don't you Priapus? :)

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    4. Re:I can see it now by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there seem to be some adverse side-effects.

    5. Re:I can see it now by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1

      No, that's not his schvantz, that's his bow son.

      His bos'n?

      Only...in the Navy!

    6. Re:I can see it now by gblues · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, they wouldn't do ads for prescription drugs. All the legalese required would make the ad resemble a Star Wars crawl!

      Nathan

  6. Just what we need by mattthateeguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just what we need: more ads in our lives

    1. Re:Just what we need by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      BUY
      CONSUME
      BUY
      CONSUME


      Say it to yourself enough times, you'll love to consume in no time.

    2. Re:Just what we need by thhamm · · Score: 1

      and work 8 hours, sleep 8 hours.

      and what do you do if you run out of bubble gum? and want to kick ass?!

    3. Re:Just what we need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In, on behalf of the whole world, thank you for sharing with us this stunning and brilliant insight.

  7. Laser paint logos on the moon? by freelunch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone have one of those green lasers?

    1. Re:Laser paint logos on the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paint logos? Rubbish. I prefer to permanently modify the moon's surface.

      Sincerely,
      Chairface Chippendale

    2. Re:Laser paint logos on the moon? by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      That just requires a stronger laser. :)

    3. Re:Laser paint logos on the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      CHA

    4. Re:Laser paint logos on the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though this is Slashdot, I doubt many people are going to get this reference. Kudos for obscurity!

    5. Re:Laser paint logos on the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hooray for The Tick!

    6. Re:Laser paint logos on the moon? by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      I did. :D

      "Chairface writes his name on the Moon", from The Tick

      I remember watching those when I was six...

  8. adverts? by Coneasfast · · Score: 5, Funny

    The process is not well understood, but scientists speculate it could one day be employed to light a city or generate celestial advertisements.

    do we reall need. "En|@rge Ur PeNI5" 30 miles high in the sky?

    what about a feed of the latest slashdot stories? would increase efficiency of nerds worldwide?

    any other suggestions?

    --
    Marge, get me your address book, 4 beers, and my conversation hat.
    1. Re:adverts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about a feed of the latest slashdot stories?

      Last person to /. the sky is a rotten egg!

    2. Re:adverts? by ChesterTanuki · · Score: 1

      what about a feed of the latest slashdot stories? would increase efficiency of nerds worldwide?

      No, but it might get them to leave the house once in a while.

      Or even at least once. :)

    3. Re:adverts? by EnglishSteve · · Score: 1

      what about a feed of the latest slashdot stories? would increase efficiency of nerds worldwide?

      I already do enough staring out of the window during the day. Now you want me to do it at night as well?

    4. Re:adverts? by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1

      As any Chuck Jones fan would know, only one ad should be placed glowing in the sky:

      EAT AT JOE'S

    5. Re:adverts? by ElAurian · · Score: 1

      Finally, we can write "we apologise for the inconvenience" in ten-mile-tall flaming letters!

      For the confused...

    6. Re:adverts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Increase our efficiency? Probably not. But make us go outside once in a while? Definitely, I'd so read /. in the sky if I could. /drool

    7. Re:adverts? by http101 · · Score: 1

      Ads you might see in the sky...
      ----

      0wn3d 8y M4rv!n th3 M4rt!4n...
      4ll j00 b3l0ng t0 m3!

      HTTP1.1/404 "Atmosphere not found."

      PAGEFAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
      STOP 0x00000050 (0XFFFFFFFE8, 0X00000001, 0X804DA1D3, 0X00000000)
      If this is the first time you've seen this message, please restart your planet...

      "Eat at Joe's!"

      "Win a free iPod!"

      --
      -- Game Developers: Stop porting badly-textured games from crappy console systems!
  9. Up in the sky, it's a bird, a plane.. it's by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    ' Next up: sky-high neon advertisements."

    Next Up: Sky Spam

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  10. No country will allow that, except for fed use by digitalgimpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A guy shines a laser pointer in the Sky, and the FBI is after his ass. You think there going to allow this? I think not. They will consider it a airline safety issue (hence homeland security) until they can pass a separate law.

    Then the sky will chance based on that terror warning system.

    So get ready for yellow and orange nights!

    1. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Not a lot of airliners flying over the South Pole.

    2. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

      Military aircraft do quite a bit. It's the shortest route from South America, to Africa, Australia for example.

      The north pole is used extensively by the US Military. It's the fastest flight path from the US to Afganistan for example. Long range bombers use it.

    3. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Informative
      The north pole is used extensively by the US Military. It's the fastest flight path from the US to Afganistan for example. Long range bombers use it.

      No.

      Military aircraft from the West Coast and mid west fly east, generally to Dover Delaware, then over the Atlantic and "stage" in Germany, sometimes touching down in Turkey before ending up in Kuwait, Iraq, and Afghanistan. We also have some heavy lift in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan. But regardless of where they end up, it is extremely unlikely they flew over any poles. Nope, no, don't think so.

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    4. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 1
      The north pole is used extensively by the US Military. It's the fastest flight path from the US to Afganistan for example. Long range bombers use it.

      Surely the Russians wouldn't be too impressed about that, since the path takes them right over their airspace...

      --
      -- Even if a god did exist, why the fsck should I worship it?
    5. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      I should add that this applies to our bombers in the area too, which "stage" in the same way to Diego Garcia (Idean Ocean).

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    6. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, some of the early bombing in Afganistan was based at several Air Force bases in the US.

      And yes, Russia concented to use of their airspace.

      It's cheaper (less miles in the air), and quicker (just fly and drop, no layovers, delays, setting up staging areas).

      The bases in Germany, Turkey, Kewait, etc. were setup for smaller aircraft (F-16, F/A-18 etc.)

    7. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      Actually, some of the early bombing in Afganistan was based at several Air Force bases in the US.

      Actually, that was more of a proof of concept. A very few missions were done from Whiteman AFB (B-2), and BArksdale AFB (B-52) nonstop roundtrip.

      Same with GulfWar I. A few B-52 missions were done roundtrip from Barksdale AFB. IIRC, it was about 28 hours.

      No. Ramstein AB, Germany is the main USAFE transport base. Long runway, large parking area, and can easily handle multiple 747's and C-5's.

    8. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      (damn submit button)
      Actually, some of the early bombing in Afganistan was based at several Air Force bases in the US.

      Actually, that was more of a proof of concept. A very few missions were done from Whiteman AFB (B-2), and BArksdale AFB (B-52) nonstop roundtrip.

      Same with GulfWar I. A few B-52 missions were done roundtrip from Barksdale AFB. IIRC, it was about 28 hours.

      The bases in Germany, Turkey, Kewait, etc. were setup for smaller aircraft (F-16, F/A-18 etc.)

      No. Ramstein AB, Germany is the main USAFE transport base. Long runway, large parking area, and can easily handle multiple 747's and C-5's.

    9. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, some of the early bombing in Afganistan was based at several Air Force bases in the US.

      Of course. Yes, without question. Most (but not all) came from stateside bases.

      And yes, Russia concented to use of their airspace.

      And these bombers crossed the Atlantic (refueling several times in the air), passed over parts of many counties including parts of the former Soviet Union, to reach their targets in Afghanistan and Iraq. But they did not fly over the poles.

      The bases in Germany, Turkey, Kewait, etc. were setup for smaller aircraft (F-16, F/A-18 etc.)

      Yes, in general, smaller aircraft spend more time at these air fields. But they are all built for heavy lift, and can accommodate bombers as well, none of which actually live at these bases (they are all "transient"). However,bombers do live at Diego (as well as Guam), and travel from both the west and east coast of the United States to get there, without passing over the poles.

      I'm not saying they can't pass over the poles, I'm saying that in the case of our present "situation" in the Mid-East, they did not pass over the poles.

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    10. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      The north pole is used extensively by the US Military. It's the fastest flight path from the US to Afganistan for example. Long range bombers use it.

      MY GOD!!!

      Does Santa know about this???

      All it takes is for one flying reindeer to get sucked into a jet engine, and I dare say I know one President that's going to get coal in his stocking, mark my words!

      --
      *** *** You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me... ***
  11. Just like... by Raynach · · Score: 3, Funny
    Next up: sky-high neon advertisements.

    Did anyone else automatically think, "Just like Cowboy Bebop!"?

    Yes, marketing within the most vulnerable demographic: space bounty hunters.

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    - A
    1. Re:Just like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but I immediately started thinking of CowboyNeal.

    2. Re:Just like... by BigZaphod · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I didn't.

    3. Re:Just like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I was thinking "Just like Red Dwarf" (the book, not the show).

      It had taken the crew of Nova 5 six months to find a blue supergiant - a star teetering on the edge of its final phase in the right quadrant of the right galaxy. Another month and they would have ruined the campaign. They certainly felt they had good reason to celebrate.
      Sipping her champagne Kirsty Fantozi, the star demolition engineer, started programming the nebulon missle. It had to explode at just the right moment to trigger off the reaction in the star's core which would push it to the supernova stage. A star in supernova would light up the entire galaxy for over a month, giving off more energy than the Earth's sun could in ten billion years. It would be a hell of a bang.
      One undetected bug in Fantozi's programming could ruin everything. Not only did she have to push the star into supernova, she had to time it so the light from the explosion would reach Earth at exactly the right moment. The right moment was the same moment as the light from the other one hundred and twenty-seven supergiants, which were also being induced into supernovae, reached Earth.
      For anyone living on Earth, the result would be mind-fizzingly spectacular. One hundred and twenty-eight stars would appear to go supernova simultaneously, burning with such ferocity they would be visible even in daylight.
      And the one hundred twenty-eight supernova would spell out a message.
      And this would be the message:
      'COKE ADDS LIFE!'
      For five whole weeks, wherever you were on Earth, the huge tattoo would be branded across the day and night skies.
      Honeymooners in Hawaii would stand on the peak of Mauna Kea, gazing at sunsets stamped with the slogan. Commuters in London, stuck in traffic jams, would peer through the grey drizzle and gape at the Cola constellation. The few primitive tribes still untouched by civilization in the jungles of South America would look up at the heavens, and certainly not think about Pepsi.
      The cost of this single, three-word ad in star writing across the universe would amount to the entire military budget of the USA for the whole of history.
      So, ridiculous though it was, it was still a marginally more sensible way of blowing trillions of dollarpounds.
      And, the Coke executives were assured by the advertising executives at Saachi, Saachi, Saachi, Saachi, Saachi and Saachi, it would put an end to the Cola war forever. Guaranteed, Pepsi would be buried.
      OK, it wasn't wonderful, ecologically speaking. OK, it involved the destruction of a hundred and twenty-eight stars, which otherwise would have lasted another twenty-five million years or so. OK, when the stars exploded they would gobble up three or four planets in each of their solar systems. And, OK, the resulting radiation would last long past the lifetime of our own planet.
      But it sure as hell would sell a lot of cans of a certain fizzy drink.

      (Found here)

    4. Re:Just like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a sicko...

    5. Re:Just like... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      IIRC the non-space adverts in bebop were drawn on some kind of gas... probably the large scale ones were using compressors, and just compressing the atmosphere, cooling it, and releasing it.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  12. Ugh. by eobanb · · Score: 1

    I guarantee you, this is a very bad turn of events. Perhaps inevitable, but still bad. I think within five years now, we're going to need some serious government regulation about this. Wherever it's possible to display ads at a reasonable cost, ads in those locations appear. I've seen taxicabs in the last couple of years that are basically totally covered in advertisements. It's sad, really. I for one enjoy looking at the stars and planets in the night sky, and do NOT welcome our capitalist overlords. Good fucking grief.

    --

    Take off every sig. For great justice.

    1. Re:Ugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one enjoy looking at the stars and planets in the night sky, and do NOT welcome our socialist overlords either.

    2. Re:Ugh. by bobscealy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't know if we need to be too worried just yet, according to the article they are not sure yet wether they are able to create this effect without an aurora already occuring, which would immediately limit where the technology can be used. Then they need acres of antennas, and a 1 megawatt generator, and only got green speckles - presumably only once every 7.5 seconds when the radio pulse was sent up. Since the system relies on radio waves it is probably not going to have decent enough focus to paint the sky with how much you need a refreshing Coca Cola.

      Interesting from a physics point of view, but I can't see advertising executives scrambling over each other to get to this one.

  13. I, for one... by EEBaum · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...welcome the chance to beat the living daylights out of the first idiot to broadcast an advertisement.

    --
    -- I prefer the term "karma escort."
    1. Re:I, for one... by mkop · · Score: 1

      I'll hold him down, you kick'em

    2. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or...nightlights!

      Oh, that just kills me.

    3. Re:I, for one... by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      Heh, good one. :)

    4. Re:I, for one... by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      Kanter and Seigel.

  14. Neat technology but... by cdsr · · Score: 1

    I can't be the only one who'd immediately boycot any company "advertising" like this.

    1. Re:Neat technology but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the time it wil be employed you will probably be too old (to reckoned by), and your kids-kids (who will be their major target) will probably don't give a damn -- saturated as they will probably be by "company supported entertainment" and/or even worse ...
      Welcome to the [whatever] century !

  15. Sky ads by ectotherm · · Score: 1

    Guaranteed: The FCC will regulate what's on the ionosphere this evening...

    --
    "Nature bats last..."
  16. Doing this since the 50s by JollyRogerX · · Score: 1

    I believe they did this already in the '50s by detonating nuclear warheads in space. Doing it by radio waves is really cool though!

    1. Re:Doing this since the 50s by hairykrishna · · Score: 5, Informative
      I believe they did this already in the '50s by detonating nuclear warheads in space.

      You see, I read this and I thought: "No way. We never set any nukes off in space. That'd be crazy".

      10 minutes with our friend google.

      We're crazy. From wikipedia - "On July 9, 1962, Thor missile 195 launched a Mk4 re-entry vehicle containing a W49 thermonuclear warhead to an altitude of 248 miles (400 km). The warhead detonated with a yield of 1.45 Mt. This was the Starfish-Prime event of nuclear test operation Dominic-Fishbowl". Ionosphere's ~80 to ~400 kilometres up by the way. Reading around about this test seemed to indicate that our madness did achieve a pretty badass light show (your patriotic tax dollars at work)- couldn't find a photo though. This wasn't the only high altitude test by any stretch of the imagination either. Another fun fact: In total the USA has carried out 1,030 nuke tests with 1,125 seperate devices.

      It's things like this that make me marvel at the fact that we've made it this far without wiping ourselves off the face of the planet.

      --
      "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
    2. Re:Doing this since the 50s by FuturePastNow · · Score: 4, Informative

      The film Trinity and Beyond has video of this, I think. Incidently, when a nuke detonates in the vacuum of space, it creates no mechanical blast. That is, no shockwave (well, the mass of the weapon itself gets blown outward, but that isn't much). Virtually all of the bomb's energy gets converted into one big electromagnetic pulse. That's how we know about EMP- Starfish-Prime blacked out most of Hawaii.

      --
      Give a man fire, and you warm him for the night. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life.
    3. Re:Doing this since the 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wonder where all the unexplained cancer deaths come from???

    4. Re:Doing this since the 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's frankly staggering how many tests were done. Heaven forbid anyone else would develop nuclear devices and behave anywhere near as recklessly.
      http://www.aracnet.com/~pdxavets/films1.htm
      Several pictures of Starfish-Prime about half way down.
      http://www.radiochemistry.org/history/nuke_tests/d ominic/index.html
      http://www.radiochemistry.org/history/nuke_tests/d ominic/Dstarfish2s.jpg
      http://www.radiochemistry.org/history/nuke_tests/i ndex.shtml

    5. Re:Doing this since the 50s by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      Nice piccys. Seems a shame they set all those nukes off for no good purpose I say. Bring on the peaceful uses I say- sign me up for a new project Orion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion

      --
      "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
    6. Re:Doing this since the 50s by boomgopher · · Score: 1

      Heaven forbid anyone else would develop nuclear devices and behave anywhere near as recklessly.

      I guess I'm a weirdo, but when I read of projects like this, I almost get tears in my eyes from man's ingenuity and abilities.

      Considering the magnitude of what was being worked on, I think everyone behaved pretty reasonably.

      --
      Your hybrid is not saving the environment. Its purpose is to make you feel good about buying something.
    7. Re:Doing this since the 50s by kravlor · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm glad to see somebody beat me to the punch. Perhaps a bit of additional info may shed light on the subject. Disclaimer: I'm a plasma physicist.

      The initial 'deal' with detonating nuclear weapons in the ionosphere was to see whether we could create our own artificial radiation belts. Due to Earth's magnetic field, the plasma created by the nuclear detonation will remain trapped (for the most part) in a bananna-shaped orbit, bouncing from north to south pole. Over time, the radiation cloud is ejected into space, again becuase of interactions with the Earth's magnetic field. (Particles can get lost and settle down over the poles, too -- watch out Antarctica!)

      Sure enough, lobbing nukes up there created big, bananna shaped radiation belts, just as Nicholas Christofilos had predicted in the 50's. They decayed within a few weeks, and didn't attain the desired military effect of creating a band so intensely radioactive that it would knock out nearby missiles and sattelites. (It vindicated much of the early plasma physics, though!)

      In addition to making a radioactive blanket that encircled the Earth, it also made one helluva light show at the poles, where the magnetic mirror bounce was taking place! (Incidentally, such a belt can be more damaging to sattelites than the original EMP itself. Google HANE if you're interested.)

    8. Re:Doing this since the 50s by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      For those interested, there was a lovely article about HANEs (high alt. nuc. explosions) in a recent SciAm article last year. It seems its been ripped off and re-posted here by some or other anti-nuclear group (thanks!). The article had a decidedly ominous tone as it explained how detonating a HANE would flood the van allen belts (creating new ones too!!) with a vast amount of electrons which then would happily spiral around the field lines of the earth for months at a time. Kinda cool and not so dangerous in the 1950's, and a horrifying nightmare scenario of near complete destruction of all satellites in LEO and MEO if done today.

      -A splendid shot of the hot plasma and charged particle debris from shot Dominic Starfish Prime (taken from a plane) at T+3 minutes after "bang time" as it follows the earth's field lines through the upper atmosphere.

      --
      - "Hear that?! The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!"
    9. Re:Doing this since the 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is ironic that you brought this up, because undoing the damage from a nuclear detonation in space is exactly one of the uses that are being studied for HAARP. See here, page 204, at the bottom.

    10. Re:Doing this since the 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you are crazy. And by that I mean- yes, I am generalizing. Oh, It's only the Americans that do things like that on a big scale. Always untouchable... but wait until another country wants do do tests like that!

    11. Re:Doing this since the 50s by jafac · · Score: 1

      Kinda makes you wonder what the first thing an invading alien army would do to cheaply wipe out all satellite communications on earth, prior to an invasion. . .

      --

      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    12. Re:Doing this since the 50s by jafac · · Score: 1

      The question isn't where all the cancer deaths came from. The question is - does the decline from the high death rates of the 1970's have anything to do with the environmental dissipation of the byproducts from the testing in the 1950's.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    13. Re:Doing this since the 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... but wait unti another country wants do do tests like that!"

      You mean a godless terrorist nation ?

    14. Re:Doing this since the 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the caption next to the Ethan Allen submarine should read... ...A US sub getting the hell outta Dodge after seeing bomb blast...

      P.S. And he designs home furniture! Whodathunkit?

    15. Re:Doing this since the 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think we were bad? Take a look at what the Soviets did! They detonated bombs for years after we stopped. This was over the explicit objections of several Soviet physicists (by then people had figured out why this was a bad idea). I actually had one of these scientists as a professor, and he was still incensed about it. Don't think the US holds any moral low ground on this issue.

  17. Potential uses by Mike+Rubits · · Score: 1

    So how does this work, will there be a arrow labelled "THIS IS NOT A NUKE!"?

    Will a preview of the next Harry Potter be blasted to the sky?

  18. What about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People with epilepsy that is triggered by light? It won't do to have epileptic people look at the sky and seize up.

    1. Re:What about.. by KillerLoop · · Score: 1

      Well, if the projected image behaves like the stroboscope in your favourite bar this might or might not happen to some epileptics.

      How about: "Don't look at stuff that makes you seize up?"

      If you have a condition thats relatively rare with the rest of the population it's quite natural that you bite the bullet sometimes when the others don't.

      Just for the record, I'm a latent epileptic. (No conscious or other than with an EEG measurable seizures up to now.)

  19. Energy inefficiency at its least useful? by PornMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article talks about possibly lighting urban areas with this, but to me, it sounds like a HUGE waste of energy. I'd rather see dirigibles with fluourescents than irradiating the sky (and any planes/satellites/birds overhead) with what doesn't instead just keep going out into space.

    1. Re:Energy inefficiency at its least useful? by FuturePastNow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd rather see dirigibles with fluourescents than irradiating the sky

      I'd rather they not completely kill off amateur astronomy.

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      Give a man fire, and you warm him for the night. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life.
    2. Re:Energy inefficiency at its least useful? by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      I don't remember if it was discovery or nat-geo - they had a short documentariy on this setup - their explanation was atmospheric control, though they did say (probably accurately) that the site needed much more funding and a massively larger antenna array for it to be of any practical use. Spoke about the different treaties preventing them from moving the project much further at the present time.

      They were talking an array spread over a couple of hundred 'football fields' to be effective - many other posters more intelligent than I have said this already.

  20. High-energy particle "wind" by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Informative

    The ionosphere is an amazing thing. Circling and enveloping the Earth from pole to pole, it captures and blocks much of the deadly radiation from the Sun. Without it, we'd be as dead as Deimos.

    So what's the big deal with shooting a few billion particles at it from ground level? Well, those particles, if you've studied any physics at all, are highly charged and very high in energy. That means that as they travel through the ionosphere, they are blasting a hole (albeit on a tiny scale) through the atomsphere. These holes, unlike the Aurora activity caused by the Sun, are directed straight through. The Sun's rays travel perpendicular to the ionosphere, so although there is a lot of particle activity from the Sun, it is mostly absorbed and bent in to the shape of the Van Halen radiation belt. It's a good system, and produces some really beautiful natural artwork.

    But poking holes in the ionosphere that lead directly out can lead to any number of consequences. The least among these is that the ionosphere somehow regains and replenishes itself with charged particles. The worst is that a "leak" in the ionosphere leads to a complete destruction of the radiation-blocking area that keeps us alive.

    Put advertisments on the Moon, or fly giant reflective satellites around the Earth. Just don't be trying to put a hole in our ozone on purpose.

    1. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      although there is a lot of particle activity from the Sun, it is mostly absorbed and bent in to the shape of the Van Halen radiation belt.

      Hehehe. Hot for teacher, are we? Will they see this over Panama? Jump for joy, if they do?

    2. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      With all those extremely fast moving charged particles at a relatively low orbit, you'd think us humans would have figured out a way to hitch a ride into higher orbits using it.

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    3. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Sun's rays travel perpendicular to the ionosphere, so although there is a lot of particle activity from the Sun, it is mostly absorbed and bent in to the shape of the Van Halen radiation belt.

      surely you mean a Van Allen Radiation Belt

    4. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by justins · · Score: 1

      Everybody wants some!

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    5. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by SagSaw · · Score: 1

      The least among these is that the ionosphere somehow regains and replenishes itself with charged particles.

      The "somehow" is, IIRC, primarily ultraviolet light which can break the bonds between between atoms in O2, N2, etc. As long as you continue to have sunlight and O2/N2, you will have an ionosphere.

      The worst is that a "leak" in the ionosphere leads to a complete destruction of the radiation-blocking area that keeps us alive.

      SNGH (Simply Not Going to Happen). See above.

      For a basic look at the ionoshere, take a look at http://www.qsl.net/ki0eg/propagation/propprimer.ht ml for a basic overview of the ionosphere as it relates to communications.

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    6. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by snuf23 · · Score: 1
      "It's a good system, and produces some really beautiful natural artwork."


      Wow, form AND function! Props to the system developers.... oh.

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      Sometimes my arms bend back.
    7. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by thhamm · · Score: 2, Funny

      The worst is that a "leak" in the ionosphere leads to a complete destruction of the radiation-blocking area that keeps us alive.

      so? just switch her from suck to blow!

    8. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love your argument style.

      1) Discredit original theory by claiming something ridiculous and not in conjunction with anything we know about the topic.

      2) Provide no link to support your statement.

      3) Flat out reject a valid scenario.

      4) Provide completely unrelated link as proof of your vast knowledge of topic.

      Yes, par for the /. course, I'd say.

    9. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      No, he was specifically refering to an advertisement in the ionsphere for Van Halen's new album 'Radation Belt'.

      The best part is on track 9 when Van goes "AHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

    10. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by tpgp · · Score: 3, Funny

      surely you mean a Van Allen Radiation Belt

      You can turn a Van Allen Belt into a Van Halen belt with one of these

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    11. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by jmcharry · · Score: 1

      The article said they were sending pulses of radio waves, not particles, unless you want to count photons as particles. This is not blasting holes through the ozone layer. Actually, since ozone is ionized oxygen, it might be slightly enhancing it, but not enough to be of any likely value.

    12. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want some too!

    13. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by metlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Van Halen radiation belt.

      Well, looks like somebody is into classic rock =)

    14. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Put advertisments on the Moon

      Would anyone else have a say in this? Already I can't walk down the street without being bombarded with unsolicited adverts that I cannot control. I think it would be one sick motherfucker who would seriously want to put ads where the entire planet could see them, no matter how remote their location. Imagine looking out over the pyramids of Egypt or a moonrise over the Amazon jungle with "Big Al's Plumbing Supplies" all over it.
      Christ.
    15. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      Ozone is not ionized anything... it's three oxygen atoms bonded to each other, rather than the more common two.

    16. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      No, it's a kind of radiation belt with an exceptionally high frequency. And a poodle haircut.

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    17. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A techncial correction: The ionosphere is the by-product of the Earth's atmosphere and magnetic field protecting us from the radiation from the Sun. It natrually goes away (mostly) late at night and comes back again after sunrise. If we could wipe it out, it would come back in a few hours.

    18. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by Fleetie · · Score: 1

      Modded "Overrated" (and SO...!). They are only "firing" RADIO WAVES, that is, LOW_ENERGY PHOTONS. NOT ions.

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      "Absorbing your worst..."
    19. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by HeghmoH · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I can't believe this drivel got modded +5 Informative. I'm not even going to refute it, just laugh. Oh, and a big Fuck You to the mods.

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  21. Going postal for coo-coo puffs by meheler · · Score: 1

    Oh god. If this happens, I swear. I'm grabbing the first weapon I can find and heading to the first marketing firm I can find and going on one of those rampages that were so popular with post office employees.

    Someone stop it. PLEASE.

  22. It's more like ion polution by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ions--> chemical change --> problems.

    Considering that Freon is a wonderfully inert substance at ground level that gets changed into an ozone eating monster at altitude under high UV, one wonders whether hosing the atmosphere with highly charged particles is a good idea.

    I have not RTFA, but I hopefully this is done over the US and not in in a far away place like was done by the nuclear testing bastards.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:It's more like ion polution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
      one wonders whether hosing the atmosphere with highly charged particles is a good idea.

      Yeah, someone really ought to do somjething about that pesky solar wind... Damn those irresponsible americans for not shutting it off.
    2. Re:It's more like ion polution by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If it's just the same as solar winds then why do these tests need to be done?

      Different radiation at different levels have different results. You would not want to expose your unprotected body to whats in the ionosphere.

      Ignorance, arrogance and powerful toys == a bad recipe.

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      Engineering is the art of compromise.
    3. Re:It's more like ion polution by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Considering that Freon is a wonderfully inert substance at ground level that gets changed into an ozone eating monster at altitude under high UV, one wonders whether hosing the atmosphere with highly charged particles is a good idea.

      Huh? How do you figure this? One thought doesn't follow from the other.

      UV breaks the stable bonds in Freon, producing chlorine radicals among other things. This is bad because chlorine in that electronic state does not usually exist there and the chlorine catalyzes the breakdown of ozone.

      This "HAARP" process sends radio pulses up into the ionosphere to excite the free electrons in the plasma that exist at that height. The exited electrons strike ordinary air molecules. This is nothing that doesn't happen already. Auroras occur every day. The only real difference here is the direction of the incoming radiation. Thunderstorms have a similar atmospheric chemistry.

      Not that I support this development at all- while this may have been a technically brilliant experiment, it threatens to spawn a new form of advertising. This is going to become really annoying if it catches on. And the astronomers are going to hate it.

    4. Re:It's more like ion polution by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey Dick... Simple rule:

      If it's natural, it's less likely to cause problems.
      If it's man made, it's more likely to cause problems.

      Humans have a pretty piss poor track record when wielding large amounts of power.

      In other news... Boy George really looks scary these days. Almost like something out of an anime. I just saw him on BBC America on the chat show The Kumars at Number 42.

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    5. Re:It's more like ion polution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have not RTFA, but I hopefully this is done over the US and not in in a far away place like was done by the nuclear testing bastards.

      Even though most of the tests occured in New Mexico or Nevada. But what's factual accuracy when you can throw in a US-bashing comment and gain karma for it?

    6. Re:It's more like ion polution by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      "In other news... Boy George really looks scary these days."

      Boy George was the TARGET of the recent HAARP test. Two mysteries solved..

    7. Re:It's more like ion polution by Rei · · Score: 1

      I really don't think that this threatens to spawn a new form of advertizing. A 1 MW generator creating a barely visible pulse in a single location every 7.5 seconds? Lets just assume that you need 100 times as much power to make a continuous clear dot for a second, and wanted a resolution of 100x200 pixels and a 30 second ad. That's 60 terrawatts of power; for 30 seconds, that's 250,000,000 kwh. At a going rate of 10 cents per kwh, that's 25 million dollars.

      Just for the power. Lets not get into the power infrastructure costs, the antenna farm, the crazy-big capacitor bank, and the regulations....

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    8. Re:It's more like ion polution by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Humans have a pretty piss poor track record when wielding large amounts of power."

      Really? Then why's the planet still here? Afterall, we're in control of enough energy to scorch the surface of it a few times.

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      "Derp de derp."
    9. Re:It's more like ion polution by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > If it's natural, it's less likely to cause problems.

      Not really and not always.

      It's just that if it's natural, you shrug and say that you were powerless to do anything about it.

      Look at the Asian Tsunami - nature wiped out thousands in the blink of an eye. Or for that matter hurricanes and what not.

      We might cause a few problems, but unfortunately since _we_ cause the problems we tend to notice them and find a way to prevent them. That's not a bad thing, that's the way we are learning.

      And more importantly, some day man-made stuff will be powerful enough to control the vagaries of nature. I, for one, look forward to that day. And that will not happen without man learning to weild the power that you speak of.

      We'll eventually figure things out.

    10. Re:It's more like ion polution by oiarbovnb · · Score: 1

      I thought that the reason Freon was so bad was because of how inert it is. Its the fact that it is just sitting around taking up space that is such a bad thing, not that it is destroying anything.

    11. Re:It's more like ion polution by MaccaUK · · Score: 1

      Stop being so bloody precious! We all know that Seppos weren't the only ones to test nuclear weapons in the Southern Hemisphere - the Poms (at Maralinga, in Australia) and the Frogs have done it as well.

    12. Re:It's more like ion polution by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Hate it isn't the word. I'm no tree-hugger, (I'm not a robber-baron either), but the thought of using the night sky for advertisement turns my stomach inside out.
      Yes, I'm an amateur astronomer, very amateur I might add.
      It's bad enough to have to see ads on TV, on the web, in magazines, and on billboards all over the city, but at least these are manmade constructs.
      Don't rape nature by throwing ionic advertising in the sky !! The very notion is revolting. Light pollution is already at severe levels all over the northeast, do we really need this ?
      The only public display I can see as useful is creating an aururoa or light show for say, Independence Day, to complement the fireworks. Or maybe dire public service announcements, like an impending terrorist attack. Other than that, leave the sky the hell alone.

      Who am I kidding ? They'll do it anyway. The least they could is show Buffy reruns in HD. What a big screen projector that'd be !!

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    13. Re:It's more like ion polution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm? I think not. After all, I was modded flamebait before you. So you just at my balls. So... who's the bitch now Bitch?

  23. Nikola Tesla by FoXDie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yet again I have to say... Nikola Tesla owns you.

  24. God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it would be fun to make people think God is speaking to them.

    1. Re:God by glib909 · · Score: 1

      That can actually be accomplished on a much lower budget! ;)

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      Suudsu, that stuff is G-E-W-D.
    2. Re:God by conna01 · · Score: 1

      I wish I could do this a couple thousand years ago. Then I could get a couple of slaves to build me a pyramid.

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  25. Yeah, we do by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure we do. I see an end to spam.

    1) They light up the sky.
    2) Track the source of the advertisement to a geographical region
    3) Shoot the fuckers (for fun! no profit!)

    It is a problem that will solve itself.

    1. Re:Yeah, we do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing what you can do with bounced radio signals or just a disposable computer system. Of course, the cool thing is that you can set somebody else up.

    2. Re:Yeah, we do by fireman+sam · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "3) Shoot the fuckers"

      Do they have to be spammers, can't we just shoot anyone who floods the night sky with any form of light.

      For example, Most of the street lights around my area will project light up to 40 degrees ABOVE horizontal. Not only is this a waste of energy but it makes the stars almost impossible to see.

      On a better note, last night many parts of Sydney was in blackout because of some storms. Best night to see Saturn and Jupiter and for the first time my daughter found out why the milky way is called "milky".

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      it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
    3. Re:Yeah, we do by Bryan+Weatherly · · Score: 0

      Do they have to be spammers, can't we just shoot anyone who floods the night sky with any form of light.

      Let's just ban electicity altogether. And then let's ban fire too, because that emits light. And then we could all live in caves and look at all the pretty stars all night!

    4. Re:Yeah, we do by fireman+sam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, how about we point the street lights toward the ground, you know the thing that we want light on. Think about it this way (if you can):

      Street light puts 1/4 of its light emitted energy in the sky (based on a worst case of 45% above horizontal). If they were designed to shine only below horizontal they would produce up to 25%* more light for the same energy consumption.

      *Naturally some light energy would be converted to heat energy in heating the reflecting surface.

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    5. Re:Yeah, we do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but how will the aliens see us?

    6. Re:Yeah, we do by RGTAsheron · · Score: 1

      3) Shoot the fuckers (for fun! no profit!) Kind of like open-source CAN-SPAM except more effective ;) (isn't it always.)

    7. Re:Yeah, we do by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Interesting
      We could start fitting shades on the streetlights to deflect the light away from the sky, for starters, although I can see such a process getting very expensive.

      Light pollution is as much a cultural problem as an environmental one, because it helps to sever our emotional ties to nature, and blunts our understanding that a rich universe exists outside the grey expanse of the city. If you're an urban kid and you never get a chance to see a sky that is relatively unblemished by artificial light, how likely are you to develop an interest in astronomy? While I haven't seen the phenomenon first hand, I've heard stories about the city kids that get bused out to the countryside and are completly awestruck by the night sky because it's the first time in their lives that they've been able to see it.

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    8. Re:Yeah, we do by zsau · · Score: 1

      What, you've never taken your daughter out to a holiday in the country? That should be a criminal offence. Maybe I'm just lucky that my grandmother owns a farm...

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    9. Re:Yeah, we do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about that plus the first night in the country after getting glasses for the first time?

      almost as amazing as being able to see individual leaves on a tree the time I walked out of the optomotrists and had glasses for first time in my life.

    10. Re:Yeah, we do by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Last year was our first holiday, and it was to Queensland. This year we are going to Uluru (Ayres rock). We should see some good stars there.

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      it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
    11. Re:Yeah, we do by WaR.KiN · · Score: 1

      Next up, gigantic 3d holographic ads.

    12. Re:Yeah, we do by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      There are some places that have light pollution ordinances. Sedona, AZ here in the states requires all street lights to be off after 9 or 10PM. Since the town's in the middle of a national forest (and at 4500' a.s.l), it's supposed to have incredible stargazing...

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    13. Re:Yeah, we do by rk · · Score: 1

      For the most part it's quite beautiful, but there's still some hazy light to the south as a result of the huge growth of Phoenix.

      If anyone ever gets a chance, I recommend going to Sedona and seeing the beautiful geology of the day and the wonderful sky at night. The town itself is kinda tourist-trappy, but it's still a great trip.

    14. Re:Yeah, we do by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Street light puts 1/4 of its light emitted energy in the sky (based on a worst case of 45% above horizontal). If they were designed to shine only below horizontal they would produce up to 25%* more light for the same energy consumption.

      ITYM a 33% increase.

    15. Re:Yeah, we do by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      I remember the time I was climbing Ayres rock and almost fell 70 meters. My ropes got tangled and I had to cut loose. But I accidentally cut the wrong one. I immediately started to slide down the side, until I managed to get a two fingered hold on the rock face. I was losing it. I was totally panicked. I mean, I thought I was about to die and couldn't do anything about it. My fingers just couldn't take it. But then I realized that I had eaten 25 hits of acid a few hours before and that I've never even been to Australia. It was like, WHOA, man.

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  26. I thought of this as a teenager. by MikeFM · · Score: 0

    When I was a teenager (some time ago) this was one of my stupid ideas that friends and I would bounce around. Eventually we decided it was stupid because people could (and probably would) abuse it for advertising and spam. We decided it was a bad idea - evidently the government didn't have that kind of insight.

    C'mon! People don't want their sky filled with adverts. How long until we see skys filled with ads for porn and viagra? I like naked women as much as anyone but I don't want to see the entire sky filled with naked breasts.

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    1. Re:I thought of this as a teenager. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like naked women as much as anyone but I don't want to see the entire sky filled with naked breasts.

      Dude... *whisper*shut up...

  27. Sky Piracy by Tobias.Davis · · Score: 1
    Interesting possibility. Depending on how good this gets, what would stop a informed individual with a sky projector, pirated divx 40.0 encoded movie and shoutcast from displaying teh newest releases for everyone to see?

    I like the idea.

    1. Re:Sky Piracy by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Triangulation

    2. Re:Sky Piracy by Tobias.Davis · · Score: 1

      Very true. Unless you have a Space Proxy

  28. Wonderful by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    Just wonderful. The sky was about the only place without ads. Fortunately, there already is an ad blocker for this thing. But how long before there is no way to raise children without corporate brainwashing? How is it any different than the omnipresent propaganda in Soviet Russia? Is it a new world ala 1984, only with greedy corporations instead of violent regimes? If so, than how will the world look like after few decades? This is not a good news and I, for one, will always boycott such an intrusive form of advertisement which is even far worse than spam.

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    1. Re:Wonderful by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen a sky without vapor trails?

      No one asked me if I wanted vapor trails in the sky. But there they are. Every day, the sky is crisscrossed with vapor trails from airplanes. Even on hiking trips, far away from civilization, these things still exist. I hate them. But I have come to accept tham as part of Nature.

      The only time I've ever seen the sky without them was in the few weeks following the WTC attack. All planes were grounded. Not a vapor trail to be seen.

      It was beautiful.

    2. Re:Wonderful by PMJ2kx · · Score: 0

      Propaganda in Soviet Russia, you say? Hmm...well...

      In America, you watch sky-high advertisements. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ads watch YOU!!!

      Sorry, I couldn't resist.

  29. HAARP is a weapon? by xasper8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am not proclaiming to be an expert on this subject... in fact I am far from it.
    But if I remember correctly I believe that I read some articles about the true purpose of HAARP was conceived as a weather control device to be used in a military fashion. Can anyone correct me on this info?
    Here is an interesting link - (which may or may not support my post...
    http://www.earthpulse.com/haarp/

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    1. Re:HAARP is a weapon? by thhamm · · Score: 1

      HAARP is a scientific endeavor aimed at studying the properties and behavior of the ionosphere, with particular emphasis on being able to understand and use it to enhance communications and surveillance systems for both civilian and defense purposes.

      (cutnpaste), but i think this is more likely than anything else.

      and it seems some ordinary people there will get somewhat pissed about enquiries about them destroying us all. .)

      whoops: Can HAARP create an artificial aurora?. oh.

    2. Re:HAARP is a weapon? by EMUPhysics · · Score: 1

      They just upgraded the site so knows? I have seen vids about artifical aurora generated by HAARP from years ago

    3. Re:HAARP is a weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was orignianlly intended as a means to communicate with deeply submerged submarines. A very powerful, high frequency signal is necessary to penetrate the ocean depths around the world.

      The stuff about weather manipuliation is only speculation, mostly blown out of proportion by conspiracy theorists.

    4. Re:HAARP is a weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I have heard HAARP can't be used for weather control because it doesn't have enough power, but research with HAARP could eventually lead to a weather control weapon. Such a weapon would probably take a powerful fusion (antimatter?) reactor to make it work though.

    5. Re:HAARP is a weapon? by plilja · · Score: 1

      A quick, but important, correction (just in case we have a cadre of folks who want to communicate with subs)... Communicating with submarines at depth requires extremely low frequencies not high frequencies. (This also means a lower bandwidth folks...sorry)

  30. From the Article... by jmcmunn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The process is not well understood, but scientists speculate it could one day be employed to light a city or generate celestial advertisements.

    Those seem like two completely different options there...help humanity by providing light to a city, or numb the mind of humanity a little more by advertising in the auroras in the night sky.

    Really, we should just float huge space banners geosynchronously over all of the big cities. 24 hour exposure, plus in the daytime it could block harmful UV rays from reaching Earth. Argh...can't we have ANY physical space not filled with advertising?

    1. Re:From the Article... by SetupWeasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      can't we have ANY physical space not filled with advertising?

      Fortunately, my ass is unlikely to become an advertising space any time soon...Wait a minute... Eddie Bauer jeans patch?

      THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL, EDDIE BAUER! Curse you and your comfortable denim!

    2. Re:From the Article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "...can't we have ANY physical space not filled with advertising?"

      When you say things like that, the terrorists win. You bastard.

    3. Re:From the Article... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Argh...can't we have ANY physical space not filled with advertising?
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  31. Excellent by eremitic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Batman will be pleased. Now the bat signal will be more visible than ever.

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    Warning: Could be fatal if taken seriously
  32. Holy crap by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 1

    Advertisements in the sky?

    Light pollution is bad enough ALREADY can you imagine if there was man-made super-energized particle signs in the sky, what would be left of the natural beauty of the stars?

    Shouldn't something like this be illegal unless it was for good use? Ruining the night sky for me just about does it.

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    1. Re:Holy crap by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      Just be glad we can't move stars to make ads in the sky... Yet...

      I'm sure it'll come someday.

      --
      "Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you."
  33. Oh no by teslatug · · Score: 1

    Leave us the sky you bastards!

  34. nooooo! by thhamm · · Score: 0, Troll

    WAAAAH!

    those darn conspiracy theorists were right after all!!

    *goes into hiding*

  35. Skypr0n? by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What happens when they shoot up a sky pr0n spam from a liberal state and it is seen by a neighboring conservative state?

    A sky ad promoting San Francisco's Gay Pride being seen by those in neighboring conservative New Mexico?

    Or when I project my famous image of myself wearing my clear plastic wedding dress from an offshore projector and it's seen by the fine folks in South Carolina?

    If these things catch on, they will go down in price.

    In 10 years or so (just like the digital camera), you may start seeing these at Sharper Image; then Best Buy, and finally on Ebay. You wait.

    Luv you all!

    --
    Cleara
    1. Re:Skypr0n? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In twenty years time, you will not be able to buy a mobile phone without one.

    2. Re:Skypr0n? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happens when they shoot up a sky pr0n spam from a liberal state and it is seen by a neighboring conservative state?

      I don't know, twice the customers? I don't really see how this is relevant.

      "OMG they live in a RED STATE! They are so CONSERVATIVE! All they do all day is obsess over GOD and GUNS! All of them! Without exception! Well I'm a NO-RESTRICTIONS BLUE STATE LIBERAL, and I'll show them!"

      November called, they want their stereotypical partisan bullshit back.

  36. Look for HAARP here... by glrotate · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Russia to launch spy satellites for Iran

    By Vladimir Radyuhin

    MOSCOW, FEB. 2. Russia will launch two spy and one telecommunications satellites for Iran in what may be a sign of strengthening strategic tie-up between the two countries.

    The Russian military space forces this year will place two Iranian remote earth-probe (reconnaissance) satellites to geo-stationary orbits, a Russian business daily reported today. The satellites, Italian-built Mesbah and indigenous Sinah-1 will be lifted by the Russian Kosmos-3M booster from the Russian military space port, Plisetsk, in the second quarter of 2005, the Kommersant daily reported.

    Russia will also build and launch a geo-stationary telecom satellite, Zohreh (Venus), for Iran under a $132-million deal signed earlier this week in Teheran. Moscow will also help the Islamic Republic in setting up two ground control stations and train local personnel.

  37. Mod parent up!!! by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 0

    1. Be drinking highly carbonated fresh diet soda
    2. Read parent's comment
    3. Buckler over in pain
    4. Prophet??

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  38. Watch Out! by tonyr60 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Love this from the referenced articale "We unfortunately were indoors watching the data on monitors during the experiment and were busy scrambling trying to make sure the effects were real and not some glitch with the equipment,"

    Picture in mind of geeks staring at glowing screens while the 1 MW RF beam blasts the crap out of a 747 or worse.

  39. This is a crime against humanity and nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Really, this is so wrong. I predict if things like this happen that a population pushed to the breaking point may get frothing angry and hunt these creeps down like dogs... If any activists wish to blow it to bits, I will quitely applaud such actions. Personally I think it's time we as the people of earth stand up to this and make sure it never happens.

    1. Re:This is a crime against humanity and nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just don't look at it!" Take it like a pansy, sitting down and ignoring the problem. Bend over and take it up the ass from your new advertising overlords.

    2. Re:This is a crime against humanity and nature by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Enter rational extra, stage left. Addresses slashdot troll:

      "I say dear troll, though thy speach bait a soul like flame, I hold my wit and calmly implore thee an answer to the question upon my breast. By what reason, I ponder, be this a crime? Tis clear from thy impassioned tone that thou wishest a cessation, but thy words reveal not why."

      In more clear words: Why is it wrong?

  40. All I have too say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the first person to hack the system and use it to post a glowing etherial picture of the goats.cx to the Ionosphere will officially be King of the Nerds.

    1. Re:All I have too say is... by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      On one hand I'd like to see that, but on the other hand I wouldn't (shudder).

    2. Re:All I have too say is... by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      Now, if only we knew which ones you refer to in each case...

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      "Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you."
    3. Re:All I have too say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the parent post wins the coveted "Most Useless Comment of the Day" award for today.

    4. Re:All I have too say is... by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Well, that's one vote.

  41. One question by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why?

    I'm not saying it wasn't an interesting experiment but I see _no_ benefits for us, the people, the end-user. Somebody, guide me to the light but not the one saying "Enlarge this Enlarge that" >_>

    1. Re:One question by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      It will help you consume, that will make you happy. :P

    2. Re:One question by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      What about in the future when we need to project roads into the sky ala Back to the Future for spaceships into the ionisphere?

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  42. Yeah, Right... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "enhance communications and surveillance systems for both civilian and defense purposes.' Next up: sky-high neon advertisements."

    As in: a sky-high neon sign saying:

    "We're watching you..."

    (And I don't mean the North Koreans or the Chinese, either...)

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  43. Tinfoil hat reference by wytcld · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ever looked at www.haarp.net? This project has kept conspiracy theorists busy for over a decade.

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    "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
  44. Small potatoes... by kzinti · · Score: 1

    Read Asimov's short story "Buy Jupiter" - advertising on a truly large scale.

  45. Who Steals the Sky? by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Informative

    HAARP isn't really about pretty light shows.

    It's about military-industrial applications:

    * Detection and Imagine of Underground Structures Using ELF/VLF Radio Waves

    * Angels Don't Play This Haarp

    -kgj

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    -kgj
    1. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by chascarrillo · · Score: 3, Informative

      The initial post states quite clearly that a major portion of this is for military purposes, so that was a bit redundant (except for the "Angels Don't Play This HAARP" mention, which is instead a bit quackish).

      There are quite legitimate reasons for producing an aurora. Amateur radio operators have used auroras to communicate over long distances for decades over decades. I don't blame the government for looking into this, although there certainly is a valid argument as to whether creating a large phenomenon is ethical or not. For instance, I'd hate to book some telescope time right when they decide to fire up a test. Still, I can't help but feel that a lot of the arguments against such research end up being a few layers short of an ionosphere.

    2. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Informative
      HAARP isn't really about pretty light shows.

      It's about military-industrial applications:

      Precisely. It is about taking one more job (the weather) out of the hands of the Almighty and into the claws of the military-industrial complex. Above all, these devices are strategic weapons intended for the manipulation of weather systems over rival countries, with serious economic and humanitarian consequences. It's ingenious; is there a better way to surrupticiously wage war than to screw up some other country's weather?

      Mercifully, people are getting hip to the experimentation being done on the ionosphere, and with a little luck, we can look forward to a monster scandal when the hearings are convened. And don't look at me funny, Google it and see.

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    3. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Informative

      The initial post states quite clearly that a major portion of this is for military purposes, so that was a bit redundant ...

      A reasonable objection. However, the nature of these military purposes is not spelled out. The first link in the original post does lead to technical information about the project. But the second link in the original post leads to a lightwight story about the pretty lights, not much more. And nowhere in any of these sources do we read about the radical weapons possibilities, e.g. using HAARP to heat the ionosphere so that it bulges up into space in order to deflect incoming ICBM's.

      Furthermore, when I made my post, most of the other posts were jokes about the pretty lights -- I figured those posters needed a clue.

      ...(except for the "Angels Don't Play This HAARP" mention, which is instead a bit quackish).

      Agreed, that book is a bit quackish. But not, I think, entirely quackish -- it raises serious issues, worth considering. In any case, there are numerous reviews from differing viewpoints on the Amazon page, which seems useful to me. I took care to provide the Amazon link, and not a link to some certifiably conspiratorial site such as rense.com, for precisely that reason.

      There are quite legitimate reasons for producing an aurora. Amateur radio operators have used auroras to communicate over long distances for decades over decades.

      Agreed. All good and fine -- I'm a man of science, I too want to figure out how things work by experimenting with the nature of things. But I wouldn't want to leave the impression that HAARP is pure science and nothing more, when it does appear to have profound military applications which, if misused, could seriously fuck up the world.

      -kgj

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      -kgj
    4. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Informative

      A conspiratorial fearmongering post moderated UP on /.? I'm shocked! Sigh, if this were being done for evil government/military(oh no, be afraid!) purposes why would they publish in nature!!? Did you even look at who wrote the inanely titled "angels don't play this haarp"? If you did you would see that it was written by someone who thinks that: "The present state of technology will open the next millennium with incredible possibilities. with electronic telepathy, microclusters technology, computer to human communications, new breakthroughs in electromedicine (whatever TF that is..), the discovery of subtle energy in geometries, holographic sound projection and speed learning, English communication with U. S. Navy dolphins, new science directions for the future, and more!" and was also co-written by someone who wrote another book saying that if they weren't being held down by The Government(tm) and all those eeevil scientist, the kooks investigating "zero point energy", cold fusion, "free/space energy" and "water hammers"(??) would surely soon solve all the worlds energy problems! Riiight....

      Haarp injects a miniscule fraction of the amount of energy already bombarding the earths atmosphere naturally (from the sun). Its effects are academic, in both the literal and figurative sense. If people are so incapable of removing their tin foil hats for even a microsecond in order to examine a topic rationally and skeptically they shouldn't bother posting at all. You contribute nothing of value to the conversation in doing so.

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      - "Hear that?! The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!"
    5. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by B3ryllium · · Score: 3, Funny

      this is why living in canada is fun ...

      "What are you going to do? Make it SUNNY and WARM?!"

    6. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

      Did you even look at who wrote the inanely titled "angels don't play this haarp"?

      Not really -- I could see at a glance that the book is touched by paranoid thinking.

      Nonetheless:

      (1) That doesn't make it entirely wrong -- a reasonable man can still hope to derive some useful information from the ravings of a lunatic;

      (2) Amazon publishes reader reviews; in the case of "Angels don't play this Haarp", the reviews are numerous and diverse; agian, a useful source of information.

      -kgj

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      -kgj
    7. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by BlueFashoo · · Score: 1

      electromedicine (whatever TF that is..),

      I don't know what the author of the book is referring to, but ECT (ElectroConvulsive Teherapy) or some sort of imaging like CT, MRI, or PET scanning could be it. On the other hand, these suggestions of mine are mearly theorectical. Given the kookyness of his other future tech, he could have somthing else in mind.

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    8. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by chascarrillo · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. There is certainly cause for caution and skepticism, especially when you start tinkering with nature. Anyone with a smidgen of foresight could tell you that carelessly messing around with bioengineered crops could cause Real Bad Things(tm) in short order.

      The problem is that the military does justifiably keep things secret. How open can they be about what they're doing without making their research obsolete? Then again, I could play dumb and trust that they won't do anything that would endanger the world... but there's a refutation to that in more than a few thousand nuclear warheads.

    9. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by DoctorStarks · · Score: 1
      But I wouldn't want to leave the impression that HAARP is pure science and nothing more, when it does appear to have profound military applications which, if misused, could seriously fuck up the world.
      You do understand, of course, that even when upgraded to the planned full array, HAARP will put into the ionosphere over Alaska only a tiny fraction of the radio power that lightning injects more or less continuously all over the planet. Nobody is running around worrying that lightning will make the sky fall.
    10. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

      You do understand, of course, that even when upgraded to the planned full array, HAARP will put into the ionosphere over Alaska only a tiny fraction of the radio power that lightning injects more or less continuously all over the planet. Nobody is running around worrying that lightning will make the sky fall.

      The problem isn't simply a function total energy injected -- it's a function of total energy injected into relatively small areas of space, in a short span of time, while playing tricks with ionospheric resonance.

      Example: one of the proposals for HAARP, as I understand it, is to heat up several hundred cubic miles of ionosphere -- the intent being to make the ionosphere bulge up into space, in order to deflect incoming ICBM's. One doesn't have to be Chicken Little to worry that manipulating the ionosphere in this way could be a Bad Thing.

      Lightning doesn't do this sort of thing, to my knowledge.

      Of course, I may be misinformed about any of the foregoing.

      I'm just saying that we're playing with some potent unknowns here, manipulating the global electromagnetic ecosystem.

      -kgj

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    11. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did not Tesla propose a similar thing over a century ago?

    12. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by killjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ask 10 Americans if the military should manipulate the weather to destroy crops, cause floods or draughts, or other kinds of mayhem in some faroffistan and 8 of them will say "KICK THEIR ASSES!".

      There will never be hearings. Americans enjoy their military too much.

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    13. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just imagine a hacker gaining access to the control systems. I already shudder at the thougt of goatse broadcast on the night sky...

    14. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I call bullshit on this. I've been arguing with crackpots for over 10 years about this. It doesn't take much knowledge of plasma physics to understand what this is for and what it can and can't do. People either seem to think it is for a) manipulating the weather, or b) beaming thoughts into your head (I kid you not). Ok, the last one is by definition for the tin foil hat brigade. The weather modification stuff just doesn't make sense. It is bouncing very low frequency radio off the ionosphere ... those layers are way way up above the troposphere where the weather is for starters and if you beam energy using HAARP to somewhere else it will also pass right through the troposphere ... and anyway just think how much energy it would require to alter the atmosphere by inductive heating by a grossly inefficient method using a transmitter that is also very inefficient. Bahh. Silver iodide or just spreading a crop disease is just so much easier.

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    15. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by torpor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sigh, if this were being done for evil government/military(oh no, be afraid!) purposes why would they publish in nature!!?

      wow, you have so much to learn about propaganda.

      i suggest you get off your fat consumercian ass and read a book or two.

      here's one you might want to start with...

      hint: the nature magazine article is a shim.

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    16. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


      dude, 99% of those Amazon reviewes are bogus, go look at the subject lines and patterns like "i found" and "this book" with the odd uppercase "GREAT READ" thrown in for good measure, similar sentence structures between so-called "independant customers" , i would even say that those reviews where all written by the same person!, now if the book was "credible" he wouldn't need to put up bullshit reviews to try and sell his cranky ideas.

      you can spot bullshit a mile off

      --Steve

    17. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it very funny to see Nick Begichs book (Angels Don't Play This Haarp) brought up every time the HARRP project is mentioned. When I was growing up in Alaska Nick Begich was always viewed as a bit "off". Although he was always popular with the aluminum foil hat wearing set. The only reason he got any print/recognition in the state was that he was very good at trading off of his brother's name (a local politician). I once saw him speak at Borders Books in Anchorage (to support his then-new book), he was jumping around ranting about how the HAARP project was going to poke a hole in the atmosphere and all of the air was going to leak out (Spaceballs anyone?)

    18. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      I knew all about HARRP. The first thing I thought when I read this story was "neat, the military just got that much closer to destroying the world." Now I'm no peacenik (really, check my history) but the whole concept of fucking around with the atmosphere bothers me.

      That being said, would anyone really want the night sky lit up with Budweiser ads? Movies, though I could see that.

    19. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by zobier · · Score: 1

      Just because there's hits on google doesn't mean they're not crackpots. I haven't formed an opinion, I'm just saying.

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    20. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

      Message in the sky:
      "The WMD's are right HERE!"

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    21. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      wow you're a gigantic moronic douchebag. thankfully not american though.

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    22. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by w9ofa · · Score: 1

      I'm a man of science, I too want to figure out how things work by experimenting with the nature of things. But I wouldn't want to leave the impression that HAARP is pure science and nothing more, when it does appear to have profound military applications which, if misused, could seriously fuck up the world.

      Being a man of science, you might know that the sun outputs an overwhelming amount of energy.
      From: http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/EH015
      We find this figure:

      The solar intensity at the Earth's orbit is approximately 1353 watts/meter^2.

      This is a huge amount of energy. When the HAARP project is at full power, even with the megawatts of radiated power it will generate, will be unable to match this power density.

      The sun could have a few major flares simultaneously and humanity would be endangered.

  46. Bad for animals? Good for war. by dj42 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Depending on how bright this, couldn't it be bad for animals, insects, life in general? Many animals use the night and day cycles so extensively that if they were "fooled" into thinking it was day when it was night, it could easily destroy eco-systems. You'll often read about how animals get confused during eclipses, think it has become night time. Anytime we significantly alter the Earth's "default settings", we're asking for trouble. Not that I can't see this as being useful if it could be isolated for lighting urban areas, which in turn could save power potentially. It's application in war, to light up the night sky is also incredible.

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    1. Re:Bad for animals? Good for war. by mickyflynn · · Score: 0

      if we light up the night sky, it helps the enemy. If we have the best FLIR and night vision equipment (which we do), then the enemy is blind and we win. Lighting up the night sky is therefor not good for war.

    2. Re:Bad for animals? Good for war. by Lacrymator · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. If this is an application for war, it's purpose is NOT to light up the night. With the night vision tech troops now carry, night's darkness is a great advantage. Unless they are going to light it up blindingly bright ;)

    3. Re:Bad for animals? Good for war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large scale strob effects, send your foe into epeptic fits!

    4. Re:Bad for animals? Good for war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd imagine it would pretty much fuck up the weather too.

    5. Re:Bad for animals? Good for war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      being able to sastly increast the ambiant light level for a planned short duration would be a very doog thing

      you could make sure your own troops were sheltered when you let it off then move out to attck the enemy who is largely blind.

    6. Re:Bad for animals? Good for war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, maybe it'll lead to accelerated evolution ;)

  47. Sky ownership? by Mortiss · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What are the current laws regarding the ownership of the sky above the country? Doesnt that only extend to certain heght above the sea level? What would happen if the ionosphere was above that line? Wouldnt that allow a certain country to display ads or popaganda over other ountries ?

  48. I don't expect to see any ads anytime soon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Given the light pollution in most of the world, people don't spend much time looking skyward anymore. Even if you could produce a pretty design, most people wouldn't see it.

    BTW, did you notice the transmitter power. One megawatt. The frequency; HF. We're talking about some seriously expensive engineering in order to get a pattern of RF which will produce any kind of controlled image.

    On a historical note: The Canadians had the HARP project which involved Gerald Bull shooting shells into the ionosphere. Because this was the world's leading ballistic technology at the time, the Canadian government cancelled it. Canadians hate being the best.

    1. Re:I don't expect to see any ads anytime soon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadians canceled it, and the leading expert (really a genius) was shot dead by israely secret service agents. Google for it, it's quite a nasty story.

  49. Oh my God, we're doomed. by kamagurka · · Score: 1

    Now we're gonna get spam in the sky. *shoots self*

  50. Open Source Hardware Solution? by superdan2k · · Score: 1

    So how long until we have the plans for an open source anti-satellite missile? Seems like an open source solution to a societal problem.

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  51. Good call guys by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

    let's start screwing with nature in a new and different way. I'm sure it's hardmless, and we won't be aline when it causes any issues.

  52. Alright by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 1

    If we get sky spam I'm starting a monkey-wrenching party. If I have to see ads for the next "world's deadliest car crashes"/"most arrested Mexicans and black people"/"most brainwashed Americans" special on FOX instead of the stars shit's gonna break. I'm fucking serious.

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  53. First Night Sky Ads May Lead to by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    someone having a brick put through their window.

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    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
  54. Perverse. by Ghostgate · · Score: 1

    And so ads continue to push and push into places where they don't belong.

    Ads originally had a good purpose. They were a great way to support a service that was free or very cheap. You got your free radio or network TV (cable TV at first was meant to be ad-free), or your newspaper for a couple of cents. For getting all that content very cheap or free, it was understood that there would be ads, and these ads kept the service going.

    Now modern society is coated with advertisements everywhere in sight. Any space on any object that more than a few people can see is now treated as a potential ad site. It's sickening. Look at stadiums with decades of history and tradition that give up their old name in favor of some corporation's name, and you will realize that nothing is sacred anymore if a big corp wants a piece of it.

    The very idea of pushing an ad into the night sky is just perverse. But the really perverse thing is that the average person just accepts all of it. I sit here and struggle to block any and every ad I can from my sight, and make a sincere effort not to buy from corporations that take their ads too far... but the average person just accepts it, and that's what allows it to continue. That's what will allow it to get worse and worse. Consider the film Minority Report, which depicts a future where the ads basically follow you everywhere and address you by your name. It's where we are headed.

    1. Re:Perverse. by EMUPhysics · · Score: 1

      The HAARP site is in the middle of nowhere. It is on the site of what was going to be an Over-the-Horizon Radar site, but the Cold War ended.

  55. What was this called in the 80's by baomike · · Score: 1

    Iremember something like this in Alaska, in the 80's
    lots of conspiricy theories, etc...

  56. Spam? by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

    "The natural aurora is created when very high energy particles emitted by the sun, reach the Earth's vicinity, are swept toward the Earth's magnetic poles, and collide with gas molecules existing in the upper atmosphere. The energy involved in this process is enormous but is entirely natural and it has been a normal event throughout Earth's history."

    "HAARP is so much weaker than these naturally occurring processes that it is completely incapable of producing any optical effects that can be seen without using very sensitive telescopes."

    According to the website it is no where near the amount of energy needed to create SKY SPAM so don't start worrying anytime soon. But then again this is Slashdot where everything is blown way out of proportion.
  57. Look Out! He's Unarmed and Dangerous! by Muppy · · Score: 1

    As a nod to one of the worst Fred Ward movies of all time:

    This was the name of that lame ass *satellite thingy* in Remo Williams - The Adventure Begins. I, for one, was glad the adventure didn't continue.

    Bad special effects, bad martial arts (Joel Grey, of Calypso Heat Wave fame, as a KungFu, oh my bad Shinanzu, master), and Wilford Brimley.

    Not to worry, this thing is doomed by association.

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    -- uh...
  58. The Sky Above Chiba City.... by Nova+Express · · Score: 1
    ...was the color of television, tuned to a Diet Coke ad.

    /Obligatory Neuromancer reference
    //See also Bruce Sterling's The Zenith Angle

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  59. HAARP? by teridon · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the plot to a bad movie.

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  60. "Tiny Green Pockets" = Radar Reflectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There was a great write up in a popular sci/tech trade mag a few years back about the purpose of HAARP. Basically, the project uses high-energy RF to manipulate the ionosphere in such a way that radar can be use on targets OVER the observer's local horizon (kind of like the effect that occurs sometimes at night when you can pick up a far away radio station). In addition, the low radio frequencies that HAARP operates at allows it to penetrate the earth, which affords it the ability to detect underground bunkers at remote locations (of course, using some serious computing power to make sense of the radar returns). I would guess that the "Tiny Green Pockets" of auroral activity that they've caused are the visual byproduct of the ionospheric radar reflectivity pockets that they were trying to generate. The article mentions that they were operating at 1MW output energy, but the DoD's HAARP site mentions that a total output of 3.6MW is possible. I wouldn't be surprised if they were actually operating at the higher end of the scale...

  61. RIP John Paul II by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - religious leader John Paul II just lost his struggle with illness. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't believe in Catholicism, there's no denying his contributions to the fall of Communism. Truly a Polack icon.

  62. Truth by EMUPhysics · · Score: 1

    There are multiple sites around the world like this. HAARP is based in Alaska. The other sites are in Norway, Russia, and, once it is reconstructed, there will be one at Arecibo. (The other one was on the other side of Puetro Rico but was destroyed by a hurricane in the mid '90s). UCLA also has a site near Fairbanks. I personally have been to both HIPAS and HAARP.

  63. *shifty eyes* by Hobadee · · Score: 1

    ...uhm.... yeeeaaaassss.... I made the northern lights do that.... Exactly what I was planning.....

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  64. Real aurora is bad enough (usually) by jridley · · Score: 1

    As an amateur astronomer, I get bugged when I have a night of observing planned and aurora pops up.

    Now, a *nice* aurora show is one of the most wonderful things around, and I will NEVER complain about that. Most of the time, however, it's not a nice show, just a general glow that just wrecks night sky viewing without being worth watching of its own merit.

    Every few years someone drags up some form of sky advertising; lunar, satellite, now aurora. It never comes to pass, and I hope it never does.

    Most people now live in places where they never get to see the night sky; some areas are so bad you can't see anything beyond the moon and maybe Venus and Jupiter/Saturn. They've been robbed of one of the sources of wonder that initially sparked humanity's imagination. This would be another step down the path of turning our minds to mush and our civilization to crap.

  65. Simpson's Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
    Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
    Skinner: Yes.
    Chalmers: May I see it?
    Skinner: Oh, erm... No.

  66. Timer to 1st Batman Signal appearance.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure it will be used for the next Batman movie to come out after this technology is available for ads.

  67. Noooo! by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    Oh great, sky spam!

    "Over there the Milky Way...and over there, next to the penis enlargement ad, is Orion."

  68. Sound and video may be next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I can remember thinking I was crazy when I was young. I heard a crackling sound when the northern lights flashed from horizon to horizon. Then I read an article about the fact that some people do hear sounds created in the brain by visual stimuli under the right conditions. Here is a link to some interesting auroral sound generation studies http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=1047577

    Who knows maybe we might be able to make atmospheric sound and visuals in the future. Might scare the hell out of Canadians, Moose, and wolves. Might even be a way to broadcast hockey games if the NHL ever gets back on the ice.

  69. Red Dwarf by EboMike · · Score: 1

    I take it no-one here has read Red Dwarf? Some time in the future, a smart advertising company comes up with the idea of creating a bunch of supernovae to spell out a message on the sky.

    Awesome book by the way. Blows the lame TV show away.

  70. This is stupid. by n4ru70+f4n · · Score: 1

    I think the HAARP project in its self is stupid. Are there some benefeits? Of course. But this is just another attempt for man to mess with nature. We are already experiencing problems because of global warming, like the bizarre weather, why add to it by emitting highly concentrated photons into the atmosphere?

  71. aside from the sci fi stuff by howman · · Score: 1

    What is stopping someone from setting up a laser and printing a visual image right on the moon...
    Something planet sized like a big heart with an "I love you Jenn" right in the middle?
    Granted I don't know about the science behind it or if a general population comercial laser would have the power to do it...
    But if I can write on my wall with my cat laser play toy, why can't I write on the moon?

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    1. Re:aside from the sci fi stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignoring whether or not a laser could leave a visible mark on the moon at this distance (I have no idea)...

      If you write on your wall with your laser pointer, how thick is the writing?

      Now, if you wrote something that thickness into the moon's surface, would you be able to see it?

      You'd either need a laser beam as wide as the Great Wall, or you'd spend a hell of a long time 'colouring between the lines'. I think either of these are excellent reasons why no-one has done it.

    2. Re:aside from the sci fi stuff by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1

      Why use lasers? Heinlein had it right: finely ground carbon. "Only a Moke is truly a coke!"

  72. Adaptation by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1

    All I care is can they get it ready to play Doom IV.

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  73. Great to write this by Ostie · · Score: 1

    YOU ARE OWNED
    just before a war.

  74. Tesla saw it comming by cybercomm · · Score: 1

    There are numerous refrences in Margaret Cheney's book about how Tesla managed to "change the colors of the sky" or something to that effect with his "generators". How true that is, i dont know, but comming from a man who predicted the "bouncing" of earth, brought us AC, as well as patented, if not even invented the radio, remote control and wireless transmission of electricity should come as no surprise. And yet in his time nobody saw the potential in most of his inventions. Granted he was full of hot air on some of his predictions, however, even in those claims his fondations were generally sound.
    A true genious ahead of his time.

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  75. The end of astronomy? by jnapalm · · Score: 1, Interesting
    This is unfortunate news for astronomers...

    Maybe not so much for the scientists, as astronomical observation in this field is done almost entirely with autonomous instrumentation.

    More specifically, the Hobbyist astronomer will be a big loser in this deal...Light pollution is already a big problem in cities. Once corporate interests get their hands on this technology, we can all pretty much forget about going out on a clear night and gazing to the stars.

    So far, the planets and stars represent the only remaining frontiers void of political or corporate boundaries.

    *sigh* as a cynic, I've been expecting to hear news like this for quite some time...

  76. Someone is lying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the harp site

    "Can HAARP create an artificial aurora?

    The natural aurora is created when very high energy particles emitted by the sun, reach the Earth's vicinity, are swept toward the Earth's magnetic poles, and collide with gas molecules existing in the upper atmosphere. The energy involved in this process is enormous but is entirely natural and it has been a normal event throughout Earth's history.

    HAARP is so much weaker than these naturally occurring processes that it is completely incapable of producing any optical effects that can be seen without using very sensitive telescopes.
    "

    Well... uh... guys... that's all cool to say that in your FAQ... but... er... this story is about the visual displays that HAARP can make...

    er....

    hmmm...

    is it a white lie...

    or is life going to start immitating a bad irwin allen flick?

  77. This won't make anyone much money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, how many of you can actually see the sky?

    Please correct me, but only the rural folks can get any useful view. The rest of us/you are buried beneath a deep pile of photons from mercury vapor, halides, and incandescent filament lamps.

    Rural basically equates to poor. The poor don't have much disposable income. They might advertise cola, but they won't be running ads for luxury cars.

    I live way out in the boonies-the real Booneville is about 20 miles as the crow flies, so this really is the boondocks and my night sky has been decimated in the last 10 years. Folks are too timid to go out in the dark, and there really isn't any dark any more- I cannot stargaze or happily meander about by moonlight. The few auroras that survive to these latitudes are washed out in a humid haze of lambence and are Darn Hard to See (c).

    I imagine you might see some abuse and some Great Powers using the visual high ground, but I really doubt that any entrepeneur can take much advantage here...

    AC

  78. An enhancement of nature. Not revolutionary by smchris · · Score: 1

    Aurora bounce is a quite well known propagation technique in VHF amateur radio. Presumably, this is an attempt to artificially create these conditions reliably.

  79. Not this stupid nonsense again. by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's been tried before, and somehow it manages to get shot down. Astronomers really don't like people fucking with their ability to work, and surprisingly the astronomy lobby has successfully managed to put the kibosh on these sort of things so far.

    Last time I remember an attempt at something like this was 1989, when the French wanted to commemorate the centennial of the Eiffel Tower by launching into orbit a bunch of reflective balloons forming a glowing ring in the sky. More info here.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:Not this stupid nonsense again. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Astronomy is our primary defense against being killed by a comet or something. There's more telescopes on earth than out there. I'd guess this kind of crap would interfere with both radio and optical astronomy. Obviously we're not very worried about being hit with a big rock or we'd put more into our space programs (if we all got involved in going to space maybe we'd all be motivated to divert more of our military budgets to it - and ours is HUGE here in the US, so we'd be the badasses in space, too! all you fuckers better get on the ball or we're going to be big pains in the ass in space, too) but I can't help but think that the possibility keeps people listening to the astronomers... especially with the recent near misses that we know about, which imply many that we never noticed during even the recorded history of mankind.

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  80. From the Sth Pacific: please leave our ozone alone by australopith · · Score: 1

    We have a big enough ozone hole as it is.

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  81. New technology, new problem by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    Questions of indecent content always occurs in advertising. Showing too much of a woman's leg on a billboard (..to me, there can never be enough ...) or the wording of a simple phrase can offend someone.

    Will we see ads with adult content in the sky any time soon? If its cheap, why not advertise cigarettes, alchol, a casino or an escort service in the sky. Afterall, if no one "owns" the sky who is there to fine for its misuse? Yes, I know that marketing types are members of "ethical advertising" groups but, some this has never stopped.

  82. surely you mean a Van Allen Radiation Belt? by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

    My first Wikipedia.org entry... If only a slight addition.

    Added: The Van Allen radiation belt has been incorrectly referred to as the "Van Halen" radiation belt. A simple web search may reveal multiple, published errors.

    thanks slashdot for getting me more involved!

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  83. Oh no... by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 2, Funny

    What will aliens think when they see "Get your X-Lax, Corner of Wyse and Main" spread across the night sky on a visit to Chicago?

    I for one would rather impress an external intelligence rather than frighten them away with promises of comfortable bowel movements.

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  84. The fight over the sky has just begun by ATN · · Score: 0

    :) Who own's the add space?

  85. VH is classic rock?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh man. Now I feel REALLY old.

    Maybe it's time to switch the 8-track in my car.

  86. Advertising in the nightsky... by vistic · · Score: 1

    It could never happen.

    Astronomers would complain... as would most people... and who would regulate it? What about over areas viewable in different countries? What if more than one advertiser tries to use the same patch of sky and they ads overlap and make a bright mess? No one wants to mess up the night sky. It's bad enough you can't see stars in the city.

  87. How soon before ... by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    a bunch of hackers at Burning Man take over the signal and broadcast the goings-on to the entire continent.

    Granted, that would put an end to Reality TV shows forever.

    You know what I think I like this...

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  88. video games by CMRichar · · Score: 1

    ...you mean to tell me that HAARP really does exist and wasnt just invented for the X-Men Legends video game? i need to get out more often...

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  89. Military Sign? by BlueMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine this over Iraq

    All your base are belong to us!

  90. FLASHBACK: Neuromancer.... by d474 · · Score: 1
    This HAARP sky-projection article made me think of this description in Neuromancer becoming a possibility in our reality...
    "...the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel..."
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  91. For the conspiracy theorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw only one link to the tin-foil-hat sites. I can't believe /. has neglected this opportunity!

    http://www.crystalinks.com/haarp.html
    http://www.kalamark.com/Kal_Dir/haarp.html
    http://www.padrak.com/ine/HAARP97.html
    http://www.jerryesmith.com/includes/store.php?p=1

    There, now this thread is complete. Of course, anything related to tin-foil-hats simply must be posted AC. :)

  92. Laser writing on the moon by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Informative
    But if I can write on my wall with my cat laser play toy, why can't I write on the moon?

    Yes you can, but the moon is about 2100 miles across

    Even the best laser will disperse to a spot a few miles across on the moon. When it hits there, it needs to be bright enough to be visible here. and it needs to be much larger.

    Imagine the moon as a circle 2100 pixels across. For the writing to be visible on earth, the illuminated line probably needs to be 25 to 50 miles across. And bright enough to shine back 235,000 miles. Mind you, the moon is about the size of your thumbnail when you hold your hand out in front of you. Think something with the resolution of a 48 pixel icon file, maybe less.

    The proportions are easy enough to figure out. Then we get to the power requirements of such a beam.

    Typical entertainment grade lasers for light shows are 5 - 20 watts, and can be higher power. If you want a spot 6 kilometers wide on the moon, then normal 6 mm wide beams (about 1/4) would have to expand 1,000 times the diameter, 1,000,000 times the area, and would have to be about 40 megawatts. 6 KM = 3.728 miles.

    If you want a 60km spot then you are taking about 10 the diameter, another 100x the area, and so 100x the power for the dot to scale properly.

    This means a 4 gigawatt laser to draw your pretty design on the surface of the moon. You could probaly get away with a simple Gigawatt laser. The only ones currently made are scientific research grade, and generate pulses in the nanosecond range. a 10 gigawatt laser to push a solar sail as a means of interpalnetary propulsion. There is also this interesting paper.

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    1. Re:Laser writing on the moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      shame no-one explained it to these guys back then :)

    2. Re:Laser writing on the moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This means a 4 gigawatt laser to draw your pretty design on the surface of the moon

      I've found 1.21 gigawatts sufficient for most purposes.

  93. Filtering out the airvertising? by blankoboy · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of 'The Real World' by Steven Utley (give it a read at http://www.scifi.com/scifiction/originals/original s_archive/utley/utley1.html/ - see page 3). We will have to start wearing goggles to filter out the airvertising..unless of course we end up enjoying it [g]. It's just a matter of time before the technology has us there....Minority report was just a taste of what will no doubt be coming to major cities.

  94. And the first ads will be: by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Enjoy Bachelor Chow!
    Drink Shiz!
    Top Quality Exercycle For Sale

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    1. Re:And the first ads will be: by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1

      ..."and while you're lying on your back: www.pregnancy-test.com"

  95. Earthquake Machine by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, a lot of conspiracy theorists are convinced that HAARP is, aside from the obvious application of mass mind control, a weapon for creating earthquakes.

    Try a google search with "haarp" and "earthquake", or even "tsunami" (or read through rense.com for long enough) and you'll find plenty of comments about all of the sneaky applications, but seldom even an attempt to explain how it works. I've tried but been unable to figure out how, of all things, they've concluded that HAARP is for generating earthquakes. I could understand why they would suspect mind control or a cancer weapon, given that it's basically a big radio antenna, but earthquakes?

    On an even funnier note, I've come across blogs discussing building a house with aluminum foil inside the walls so you don't have to wear your tin foil hat indoors. They actually seemed serious.

    1. Re:Earthquake Machine by Rei · · Score: 1

      Yeah - and sometimes they confuse it with the HARP project, which has similarly been a target for conspiracy theorists.

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    2. Re:Earthquake Machine by Kesh · · Score: 1
      I've tried but been unable to figure out how, of all things, they've concluded that HAARP is for generating earthquakes. I could understand why they would suspect mind control or a cancer weapon, given that it's basically a big radio antenna, but earthquakes?

      Long ago, the conspiracy nuts concluded that HAARP is really a "scalar weapon." Which is just a new term for the old "Tesla death ray" idea.

      The concept is that the government has secret knowledge of Nicholai Tesla's experiments involving electricity for military purposes... and HAARP is the culmination of that research. Given that these same people believe every natural disaster is the government's fault, they've concluded that the southeast Asia tsunami was an experimental 'firing' of HAARP by the US Government.

    3. Re:Earthquake Machine by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

      >Nicholai Tesla's experiments

      It's Nikola Tesla (http://nippur.irb.hr/eng/scientist/tesla.html).
      Couple of nice documentaries on Tesla and HAARP can be found online.

      Funny enough, even the site above (supposedly an authoritative source on Croatian scientists) misspells his surname as Telsa. For a moment I thought I was on Wikipedia...

  96. 'scuse me by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    while I cook the sky..

  97. Remo Williams! by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

    HARP was the name of the weapons satellite that he was trying to find out about.

    Unfortunately, it was the one in the movie that was fake.

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  98. Obligatory Simpsons Reference by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

    "Now visible due to Springfield's latest cave-in to the astronomer lobby." Oh wait. Parent already mentioned them. Damn.

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  99. Just like 'Buy Jupiter' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Asimov's great short story where aliens negotiate with Earth to buy Jupiter, to use as an advertising billboard.

  100. Slander/Libel? by ShimmyShimmy · · Score: 1

    Could this be considered Libel? It's not exactly written down. Oh well, another way to "Enhance your pen1s size!"

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  101. Horse's mouth by zogger · · Score: 1
    Eastlund's Patent

    Abstract:

    "A method and apparatus for altering at least one selected region which normally exists above the earth's surface. The region is excited by electron cyclotron resonance heating to thereby increase its charged particle density. In one embodiment, circularly polarized electromagnetic radiation is transmitted upward in a direction substantially parallel to and along a field line which extends through the region of plasma to be altered. The radiation is transmitted at a frequency which excites electron cyclotron resonance to heat and accelerate the charged particles. This increase in energy can cause ionization of neutral particles which are then absorbed as part of the region thereby increasing the charged particle density of the region."

    final exceedingly long paragraph (not my fault)

    "This invention has a phenomenal variety of possible ramifications and potential future developments. As alluded to earlier, missile or aircraft destruction, deflection, or confusion could result, particularly when relativistic particles are employed. Also, large regions of the atmosphere could be lifted to an unexpectedly high altitude so that missiles encounter unexpected and unplanned drag forces with resultant destruction or deflection of same. Weather modification is possible by, for example, altering upper atmosphere wind patterns or altering solar absorption patterns by constructing one or more plumes of atmospheric particles which will act as a lens or focusing device. Also as alluded to earlier, molecular modifications of the atmosphere can take place so that positive environmental effects can be achieved. Besides actually changing the molecular composition of an atmospheric region, a particular molecule or molecules can be chosen for increased presence. For example, ozone, nitrogen, etc. concentrations in the atmosphere could be artificially increased. Similarly, environmental enhancement could be achieved by causing the breakup of various chemical entities such as carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, nitrous oxides, and the like. Transportation of entities can also be realized when advantage is taken of the drag effects caused by regions of the atmosphere moving up along diverging field lines. Small micron sized particles can be then transported, and, under certain circumstances and with the availability of sufficient energy, larger particles or objects could be similarly affected. Particles with desired characteristics such as tackiness, reflectivity, absorptivity, etc., can be transported for specific purposes or effects. For example, a plume of tacky particles could be established to increase the drag on a missile or satellite passing therethrough. Even plumes of plasma having substantially less charged particle density than described above will produce drag effects on missiles which will affect a lightweight (dummy) missile in a manner substantially different than a heavy (live) missile and this affect can be used to distinguish between the two types of missiles. A moving plume could also serve as a means for supplying a space station or for focusing vast amount of sunlight on selected portions of the earth. Surveys of global scope could also be realized because the earth's natural magnetic field could be significantly altered in a controlled manner by plasma beta effects resulting in, for example, improved magnetotelluric surveys. Electromagnetic pulse defenses are also possible. The earth's magnetic field could be decreased or disrupted at appropriate altitudes to modify or eliminate the magnetic field in high Compton electron generation (e.g., from high altitude nuclear bursts) regions. High intensity, well controlled electrical fields can be provided in selected locations for various purposes. For example, the plasma sheath surroun

  102. April Fools on Groundhog day by eLoco · · Score: 1

    This sounds a lot like the April Fools joke a couple of years ago that claimed the moon would be used as advertising space by projecting "recognizable brand symbols" onto its face at night during the full moon, and urged people to try to determine what symbol was currently being projected. After about 5 minutes of trying to figure out the symbol I realized what the date was.

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  103. Day of the Triffids by robindmorris · · Score: 1
    Has no one out there read Day of the Triffids to know what happens when you go and look at military-generated light-shows-in-the-sky?

    It's not big, and it's not clever. And it leaves you blind (and susceptible to plants that attack humans; but that part of the sci-fi novel hasn't been implemented yet).

    1. Re:Day of the Triffids by wa5ter · · Score: 1

      And the only person left unaffected was David Blunket..

      Oh, Wait..

  104. You want ingenious, I'll give you ingenious! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    How about launching a retro rocket into space toward the astroid belt. Then, have it attach itself to an astroid and redirect it for a collision course with say...Iran. What better way to whack out a city and claim the event as an act of God? Plus, no nuclear fallout.

    I call it...Project Black Chariot of Doom

    Muhahahahha!!! Call me Dr Evil!

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  105. And the astronomers are going to hate it. by clsc · · Score: 1

    That's really not surprising given their field of work.

    Also, you know that the military produce products that are (potentially) devastating in nature, regardless of scope. It's just what they do.

    So, what troubles me a whole lot about this is the possibilities for advertising, regardless of how distant they might seem at present. Consider a coke logo that can be seen across states. No, make that the windows logo...

    Research tends to need funding...

    1. Re:And the astronomers are going to hate it. by Forbman · · Score: 1

      And the industrial activities of...oh...Johns-Manville were purely benevolent, especially w.r.t. asbestos?

    2. Re:And the astronomers are going to hate it. by unitron · · Score: 1
      "Consider a coke logo that can be seen across states."

      The first thing I thought of upon seeing "First Artificial Aurora May Lead to Night Sky Ads" was a short story by by either Asimov or Clarke about an astronaut bribed to to do something that created a permanent discoloration on the surface of the moon that was an ad for either Coke or Pepsi. In the story they were only identified as the drink in the wasp-waisted bottle and its main competitor.

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    3. Re:And the astronomers are going to hate it. by cakefool · · Score: 1

      you might be thinking of red dwarf - the ship kryten was on when it crashed was one of hundreds sent to induce supernovae in a precise order and place so the message "coke gives life" could be seen from earth for a month.

      Shoot me now

    4. Re:And the astronomers are going to hate it. by unitron · · Score: 1

      Nothing against Red Dwarf (wish the NC PBS chain was still carrying it) but what I'm thinking of is a story I read some 40 or so years ago, although a post farther down the page has me thinking that it might have been Heinlein instead of Asimov or Clarke.

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    5. Re:And the astronomers are going to hate it. by cakefool · · Score: 1

      If you remember what it was, telll em please, I haven't read enough Heinlein

    6. Re:And the astronomers are going to hate it. by unitron · · Score: 1
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  106. Seen something like that in Russia by 21mhz · · Score: 1

    Back when I was a teen, me and my father seen something once in the night sky, in nothern Russia. It looked like a pale greenish spot that moved at a constant speed for a few seconds. Dad said it must be some big-ass (OTH?) radar that uses the excited ionosphere for a mirror.
    Later I read the stories about the Russian Woodpecker and thought dad might be right.

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  107. Collision... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Your poll lacks an "other" option. I'd brake hard and apply the handbrake, which on my car operates on the front wheels - makes sense when you think about it. Then I'd tuck my legs in.


    Don't forget that I drive a European car, which has such wonderful modern features like crumple zones, passenger safety cage, and seat belts.

  108. first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't project Argus do that in the fifties?
    - a nuke in the Van Allen belt as far as I remember..

  109. Red Dwarf & Coke by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the Red Dwarf books, where it describes sometime in the future; CocaCola embarks on an advertising campaign where they send out spaceships to blast a number of stars into a supernova, spelling out the words "Coke gives life" into the night sky.

    (This is how Lister finds Kryten, on board one of the ships originally sent out)

    At the time I was like, yeah right.....

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    1. Re:Red Dwarf & Coke by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Actually, it said "Coke Is Life."

  110. The four M's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Money making and mass murder... the two main reasons to fund any scientific research.

    Why can't we sink money into finding better uses for this kind of stuff?

  111. perfect opportunity for a fluff response! by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1
    Okay, I wouldn't expect to see sky ads soon, but ...

    I could imagine it'll make the sky interesting for ...some kinds of people. The ones who consider "That's just the way things are!" a bullet-proof argument. For a while it'll be a novelty - perhaps not as ubiquitous as TV/radio/billboards, but much more impressive. It'll make advertising majestic. You're much less likely to forget you've seen it than you are to forget some poster somewhere informing you that consuming lots of cheap liquor will make you popular with your intended copulation partners.

    Some people will realise they hadn't really been looking at the sky for a long, long time; you never miss it till it's gone. Once it's as prevalent as other forms of advertising, we might as well just move underground.

    It'll be like putting a ceiling on a maze - there're only so many spatial dimensions and the only one still "unoccupied" is the one we can't move in. But hey, there'll be exciting new forms of entertainment and most of the stars aren't visible anymore anyway.

    It'll be the appropriate decoration too, once scientists unlock the gates of hell or something unoriginal like that.

  112. What's next after nightsky ads... by lordsilence · · Score: 1

    Advertisment in our dreams(TM Futurama)?

  113. You watched it, you can't unwatch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Leela: "Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?"

    Fry: "Not in our dreams! Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ballgames. And on buses. And milk cartons. And t-shirts. And bananas. And written on the sky. But not in dreams! No sirree!

  114. Holy green light specks, Batman! by Nuffsaid · · Score: 1

    It may be useful in order to alert nightly-flying-mammals-lookalike superheroes.

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  115. No way. by Budrick · · Score: 1
    There's something extremely unpleasant about the idea of manipulating natural phenomena for the purposes of advertising.

    I'm still waiting impatiently for my first chance to see and photograph the aurora borealis, and I definitely don't want to be taking pictures of corporate crap.

  116. Most urbanites have never seen a night sky by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Is it too early to consider Open Sky as an alternative?
    It's not too early for that.

    There is also a Dark Sky alternative. Most inhabitants of urban areas in the U.S. and other areas, though have never actually seen a night sky, especially the younger ones. Limiting the light shining up into the night would allow a view of the stars even in or near urban centers.

    With all the talk of being efficient or getting a return on investment, you'd think that at least a few would complain about using good money to light the sky instead of the ground.

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  117. Artificial aurora by garlicfarmer · · Score: 1

    The aurora generated by the HAARP project was not the first artificial aurora produced by beaming radio waves into the ionosphere from the ground. The first one I'm aware of was in 1970 in Colorado. It was generated by the same processes, although it was not bright enough to be visible by eye. (Journal of Geophysical Research, v77, p6202, 1972). The article also mentions the possibility of using this effect for street lighting. My notes indicate that V.A. Bailey applied for a patent on that process in 1936 (Australian patent application 4982/36 and British patent application 32950/37).

  118. more pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.geocities.com/infotaxi/starfish.html

    imagine if it had gone badly wrong in some way ? no wonder there was a ban treaty on atmospheric tests like that, people need to get a grip , we only have this world to live on

  119. Glass is half full, friend by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

    Next up: sky-high neon advertisements.

    You make that sound like a bad thing. Hey, maybe some people want to know when McDonald's B-B-Q McRib is on sale. It could be an important service.

  120. Laser pointers by crunk · · Score: 1

    ...and the FAA was worried about laser pointers? I see ads in the sky as a greater risk to pilots.

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  121. Bat signal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh! Was this the same technology used to project the bat signal in Gotham city? I donno, sorry I'm form Atlantis!!!

  122. Welll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the past election is any guide, I'd say it would be more like 5 in 10 would say "Kick their asses!"

  123. How about astronomers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems astronomers will have some new enemies to fight in light pollution war.

    If it is just about hanging ads in the sky, we're all doomed by the first meteorite that approaches unnoticed, pierces the ad just to crash and burn a city moments later.

  124. In other news by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    Astronomers are amazed when the light from 42 stars going supernova reached earth at almost the same time.

    Some people have decided to rewrite the astrology hack books with a new star sign - pepsi.

    With apologies to Douglas Adams.

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  125. some details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To my knowledge, there are also what are called 'Ionospheric Heater' facilities similar to HAARP in Norway (e.g. http://www.ion.le.ac.uk/spear/), Russia, Puerto Rico (perhaps that one blew away in a hurricane?), possibly other places. Also, the imager which acquired the photos shown in the LiveScience article had to integrate for many seconds to show the spots. Human eyes are not nearly that good, and normally don't see anything less than a kR (kilo-Rayleigh) or thereabout.

    Also, it is possible to vary the phasing across the array to steer the outgoing beam, but this steering and the amount of energy required to produce any human-visible airglow in a pattern resembling advertizing is totally beyond the capability of HAARP at this point. Also they would probably have problems achieving this effect at large angles from the local mag. field which over HAARP is inlined like 12-13 degrees or so. Hmm... it might be 8 degrees. I don't remember.

    Don't get too stoked (or scared) about this producing ads in the ionosphere.

  126. Sorry for the harsh comments.. by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

    BUT FUCK OFF USA. STOP FUCKING WITH THE IONOSPHERE. If you want to fuck around in your own country, and the resident Americans don't mind, that's fine, but DON'T fuck around with the entire planet. Don't pummel the ionosphere with obscene amounts of energy just to "see what might happen." Don't heat the ionosphere for missile defense, for better communication, for anything. We're (the majority of the world, i'm sure) tired of you cocky sons-of-bitches thinking you have the rights to do this sort of thing. If you trash the ionosphere, or somehow think you can improve upon it (just like we've improved so many other things on this planet), you CAN'T, so STOP IT.

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    1. Re:Sorry for the harsh comments.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well we'll be doing whatever we want. Thanks for your insignificant input, though.

  127. The boonies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    OK, so way up north in the tundra, and amongst the pines, a hermit, a camper, a hunter and a bear see an ad for Starbucks Coffee floating eerily in the sky.

    And lo-and-behold there is one, just to their left!

  128. Not the first artificial aurora by crumley · · Score: 1
    This is far from the the first time that artificial aurora have been created, though it might be the first time this technique has been used.

    Previosuly artifial aurora have been created by sounding rockets and satellites by releasing elements into the atmosphere which normally wouldn't be there. One example of this type of study was done by CRRES.

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  129. This is why we need interplanetary travel by mwood · · Score: 1

    So we can colonize some other planet and the citizens thereof can pass a law against using artificial auroras for advertising. Then the people who think this is a kewl idea can live on Earth and enjoy it, and the people who would rather think about stars than Cola Wars LXVI can move to Mars, or Fintlewoodlewix, or wherever, and be free of it.

    I am serious. It is that bad. Auroral advertising wouldn't be my only factor in deciding to emigrate to another planet, but it would definitely be on the list.

  130. Euphamism by nizo · · Score: 1
    enhance communications and surveillance systems for both civilian and defense purposes

    Ahh, another way to put it is "mind control rays". Now where did I put my tinfoil covered glasses?

  131. Projection on the moon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was an article a while back about a venture to use a giant mirror to project sunlight back at the moon through a filter, thus allowing a logo such as the Internet Explorer E to be projected onto the moon.

    This never came to light, nor will this current idea. At least not within the next 10 years. Maybe when technology advances.

    After all, why pay that much when I can spam you for free?

    Buy my product: here

  132. Buy Jupiter by Osvaldo+Doederlein · · Score: 1

    Isaac Asimov was ahead of its time.

  133. Get it over with already. by Feztaa · · Score: 1

    Just print the fucking adverts on the inside of my eyelids so that I see them whenever I close my eyes, no matter where I am. It's inevitable. Governments will mandate it after lobbyists push for it hard enough.

  134. Correction: My scalability is wrong by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    6mm (1/4inch) x 1000 = 6 meters, x 1000 = 6 kilometers, meaning that the diameter is one million times larger in diameter, and so the area is one trillion times larger.

    therefore, the 6 KM dot would require something like one trillion watts for equivalent illumination, although you could do with a bit less depending on lighting conditions.

    Scaling up the multiplication factors given are still correct, so it is 100x more for the 60KM dot. My final estimate is that something in the 10 to 100 gigawatt range will do the job.

    Imagine the EPA statement of a gigawatt or a terrawatt laser cutting through the atmosphere - (think ghostbusters)

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