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Computers Replace Musicians In West End Musical

Albanach writes "The Scotsman newspaper is reporting that despite opposition from the Musician's Union, Sir Cameron Mackintosh will proceed with his plan to replace one half of the musicians in his musical Les Miserables with a computer synthesiser. The Times claims that using Sinfonia will allow the show, the third longest running musical in history, to replace 11 musicians saving 5,000 GBP ($9,450 US) per week. Sinfonia consisits of 2 PCs, one master and one backup, controlled by an trained operator using a musical keyboard."

411 comments

  1. Someone had to say it by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

    The musicians are not going to be any Less Miserable.

    Sorry :)

    1. Re:Someone had to say it by commanderfoxtrot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Many years ago (1996?)... the Finn brothers wrote Sibelius for Acorn computers; it was (and probably still is in its latest guise) classical composing software in the world. Users bought Acorn Risc PCs solely for Sibelius. Now it runs on Mac and Windows and Acorn's RISC OS is almost forgotten.

      Circa 1997, Sibelius was connected to a grand piano and played a formidably complex Liszt piece to an enraptured audience. God knows how many clever features it has now!

      Part of the appeal of the program is that it does not play the notes at the exact time specified by the score but can play in various styles, playing with human-like timing.

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  2. Here's One Positive by tealover · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least they didn't outsource their jobs to India !

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    1. Re:Here's One Positive by rishistar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but wait until the theatre gets hooked up to broadband!

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    2. Re:Here's One Positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where do you think the software was written?

    3. Re:Here's One Positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure? Who wrote that Sinfonia software?

    4. Re:Here's One Positive by dubiousmike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The Sinfonia is a device that stores samples of every instrument involved in the orchestral score and permits an operator to provide the instrumental performances to represent the missing conventional instrumentalists. The Union understands there are no trained operators in the UK at present."

      Well hell, its not like there isn't room for any of those musicians to learn the Sinfonia and get what is likely a higher paying gig than they were getting. If you don't think other musicals aren't going to follow suit, you're crazy.

      Often unions will stand up for members who are going to lose benefits (like here in the NE, where Stop and Shop is trying to take away benefits and stop paying time and a half on Sundays and holidays) but then you have the musician's union trying hard to not let progress follow through. If the audience doesn't like it, the situation will be reverted. If the audience doesn't care, then it is natural progression for Sinfonia to have a roll.

      I liken it to how the american baseball union stepped in and stopped a trade that would send Arod (highest paid player in history) to be traded to the Red Sox because he and the team wanted to restructure his contract so that he'd get *over*paid only if the team were sucessful. The union stoped the trade because they didn't want a precident to show that baseball contracts for the best players that started in the past couple of years were, frankly, horribly overpaid and poorly structured. Most teams today can't and wont pay out contracts like that much to the chagrin of players who weren't lucky enough to sign a contract durring baseball's "dot com" era.

      If the audience doesn't mind Sinfonia, it makes no sense that shows wouldn't use it. The end user should (and likely will) decide how this proceeds.

  3. Musical Keyboard by internewt · · Score: 1

    They mean a stylophone?

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  4. Defeats the purpose by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Insightful
    People go (or in my case, get dragged) to see live orchestras because it is music being played by actual musicians. That is what differentiates the experience from merely listening to the songs on a stereo.

    What is the point in going to see live, but fake, music?

    1. Re:Defeats the purpose by acd294 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well the point is valid, but Les Miserables is a play. So the live music is sort of background to the story. In fact, most of the time you can't even see the orchetra.

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    2. Re:Defeats the purpose by niko9 · · Score: 0, Insightful

      People go (or in my case, get dragged) to see live orchestras because it is music being played by actual musicians. That is what differentiates the experience from merely listening to the songs on a stereo.

      But even a home stereo recording is a recording of living breathing musicians.

      On top of that, do you think that the sound of a wood instrument can be replicated by computer? Simply, no.

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    3. Re:Defeats the purpose by timeOday · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too true! And I'm wondering who will fill in the other half of the orchestra. No doubt the Musicians Union will be picketing the show. Good luck to any scabs trying to sneak past with a double bass!

    4. Re:Defeats the purpose by flewp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, a lot of the media on my computer makes my instrument turn into wood. *ZING!*

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    5. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The entire play, music and all, equals the whole of the experience. I can't remember ever going to a play and not seeing the live orchestra (even if they were in dark shadow).

    6. Re:Defeats the purpose by hugzz · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this was somewhat of a publicity stunt?

    7. Re:Defeats the purpose by Killer+Napkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, Les Miserables is a musical. The music and the story go hand in hand. To make half the experience artificial is to taint the other half, also. It's not like people aren't going to be able to tell.

    8. Re:Defeats the purpose by darnok · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here goes the karma...

      Unless someone's done something interesting with arrangements, the musicians playing the score for Les Mis have very little to no creative input in the music they're producing. They play what's on the score, and there's very little interaction between the cast and orchestra in a typical concert hall.

      The fact that large chunks of this production of Les Mis can be played by synths tends to suggest that either the arrangements are either very straightforward or that they're particularly avant garde (i.e. it might actually be tough to find/afford musicians who can do them justice). The simple fact is (and I've been a muso in a past life so I'm gonna get beaten up if any of several people read this!) that the synths are probably *better* able to deliver the musical background that the director wants to achieve. They don't make mistakes, they don't break up with their partners just before the show, and they won't get better offers elsewhere.

      Bottom line: people don't go to Les Mis to hear the orchestra play, and probably very few of them know or care whether "real" musicians are playing. They go because they think it's a good story and/or to see specific actors and/or because the director may have done something interesting with it.

    9. Re:Defeats the purpose by juglugs · · Score: 1

      I kinda know what you were saying here, but it's just plain wrong.
      When you listen to a wood instrument from the orchestra, it's amplified and mixed on the sound desk, digitally...
      The sound quality will prolly be the same, or better from the computer...

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    10. Re:Defeats the purpose by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      It depends on the recording. There are a lot of releases where a large amount is sequenced and just a very small amount of live musicians ever get on the recording.

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    11. Re:Defeats the purpose by Bob+Zer+Fish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is one distinct advantage of having real musicians and that is if one of the actors or whatever makes a mistake they are much more able to deal with the problem than a computer is.

      Imho, good musicians will play the music very well and will also interpret the music - that means that the score is just a guide really. An example would be to listen to a good orchestra play the pink panther and then listen to a basic orchestra that just plays the notes, without interpretation or feeling. It just sounds crap.

    12. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if real musicians or the synthesizers are better, but didn't they make the decision to go with synthesizers to save money?

      I mean, let's not get it twisted.

    13. Re:Defeats the purpose by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But then why go to the theatre at all? Why not rent the movie instead? Why are people flocking to see The Producers? The movie has been out for years and Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks are just as good as Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick. By your logic, there's no reason to leave you house ever again. People are going to live shows to see just that: a live show.

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    14. Re:Defeats the purpose by darnok · · Score: 1

      As I said, people go to the theatre to see the actors or to view the story or to see what the director has done with the story, not to listen to the musicians (in the vast majority of cases).

    15. Re:Defeats the purpose by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno, I wouldn't be very interested in going to the theatre to see those sort of stuff. Just the same thing every time - seems more like a "dead" show than a "live" one. But I'm not one of those interested in those romance novels either, so I'm probably not the target audience.

      Would be more interesting to go to one of those jazz/music improvisational stuff. Or stand up comics, or something like the "Whose line is it anyway" show.

      With the typical musical sort of show, the musicians and actors are expected to do almost exactly the same thing as they did the night before, only closer and closer to what the Boss wants each time...

      Whereas with the improvisational stuff, they're not supposed to do exactly the same thing they did the night before. Heck sometimes the audience takes part.

      That's more like what I call a "live" show. The other shows are good as dead IMO - might as freeze em into DVDs or something.

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    16. Re:Defeats the purpose by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually, I think large chunks of the production are played /on/ synths, rather than /by/ them. So the arrangements can be anything from precise Bach chorales to Alban Berg's 12-tone funkitude, and real live musicians will still be playing along with the conductor, using the Sinfonia thing as an instrument. So those 11 musicians are really being replaced by two musicians, who play a machine.

      The thing that concerns me isn't the lack of musicians (even though I'm a musician myself.) It's the non-live sound that a synth gives. As an oboist or flautist or whoever blows, their breath has subtle shifts in it; air pressure, lip tension and so on. Even though those variations are very much in the background, they can be picked up by the audience, even subliminally. Same with the vibrato that strings players use. A keyboardist (and I am one) can't hope to emulate all those nuances with ten fingers, no matter how skilled. You end up with the pre-recorded samples playing out their pre-recorded nuances, with all the feeling of a guy locked in a recording studio playing scales at different volumes.

      And heaven help the production if the Sinfonist happens to have emotional problems before he shows up! All those get magnified by however many instruments he's playing, and suddenly you have all the violas and tubas feeling the sadness of breaking up with their girlfriend!

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    17. Re:Defeats the purpose by NormalVisual · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unless someone's done something interesting with arrangements, the musicians playing the score for Les Mis have very little to no creative input in the music they're producing. They play what's on the score, and there's very little interaction between the cast and orchestra in a typical concert hall.

      How is this different from a symphony concert? Everyone's playing what's on the stand in front of them, with little to no creative input.

      The difference is in the performance itself - the performances are a little different from night to night, and a full orchestra that's paying attention to what's happening onstage will be able to compensate seamlessly with any differences in the show from night to night (dropped line, missed coda, etc.) Up until about two years ago, I had regularly performed in a pit orchestra for about 15 years, and it *does* make a difference. It's even more of a difference for something like "Les Mis", where the music is such an integral part of the show.

      Knowing that a show was sequenced/synthesized would definitely temper my enthusiasm at seeing it.

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    18. Re:Defeats the purpose by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      As I remember, the score for "Les Mis" calls for a couple of DX7s, but that's it. The remainder is traditional instrumentation.

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    19. Re:Defeats the purpose by Alyeska · · Score: 2, Interesting
      People go the theatre to see the story and actors. In a musical, they go to hear the singers. I've been scoring theatre productions for years with MIDI/synths/samplers, and the only complaints have been from performing musicians.

      The fact is that theatre companies can't all afford to hire and orchestra and pay for rehearsal space.

    20. Re:Defeats the purpose by Alyeska · · Score: 2, Informative
      First, you design the score around mistakes by segmenting the music and creating arrangements that allow for actors flukes: Longer monologue this night, faster pace the next, etc. With a little design you can get around that.

      Second, the people who design these computerized scores and arrangements are musicians, too, very capable of making interpretive/expressive music.

    21. Re:Defeats the purpose by Magnus+Pym · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually, there is no difference.

      It is just a matter of getting the audience to adjust their expectations.

      The fact is, people expect that music played live, especially by a good-looking musician with a "life-story" would sound better than the "soulless" music produced by a machine.

      The argument is as bogus as the DeBeer's argument about "fake" diamonds.

      It is only a matter of time before the bulk of all music created/played will be by machines. The number of musicians will plummet.

      Call it outsourcing to machines.

      Magnus.

    22. Re:Defeats the purpose by FredFnord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Unless someone's done something interesting with arrangements, the musicians playing the score for Les Mis have
      > very little to no creative input in the music they're producing. They play what's on the score, and there's very little interaction
      > between the cast and orchestra in a typical concert hall.

      I'd hate to be in any of the shows YOU'VE been in. In the shows I perform in, there is plenty of interaction between cast and orchestra. Mediated, of course, through the CONDUCTOR. That's what he's there for. And the conductor is supposed to pick up the vibe from the audience, and will if he's any good, which adds a third party into the mix.

      As soon as you add a synth playing six parts at once, then your tempos can't vary, you can't easily alter dynamics from night to night (unless you want to alter them all in exactly the same way, which is a bad idea), and basically you end up with a much inferior performance. But since people don't actually know what a stage show should look like these days anyway, nobody misses anything. And hey, if people will pay just as much for an inferior performance that costs less to produce, then that's what they'll get.

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    23. Re:Defeats the purpose by fshalor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As someone who has more than 5 musicals in a pit playing trombone, and another one working crew including:
      1. La Cage A Follies
      2. Gypsy
      3. Anyonw Can Whistle
      4. Peter Pan
      5. Scruge
      6. Sunday in the park with George
      7. Jekyl and Hyde.

      I can say without a doubt that I can and will be able to tell the difference. I can also say with 100% assurance that I am not th only one who can tell te difference.

      This is actually a rather interesting development. And I must add a few points.

      1. Musicians are underpaid in general. The musicals I've done usually barely paid for gas. But then again, no one gets paid in this group, even though the group is very good. (One of the best in the state.)
      2. Poorer groups may not be able to afford musicians. I know this one wouldn't, it there weren't enough musicians in the town willing to do the gig for peanuts, and *able* :)
      3. Thus in these cases, there may be an excuse for doing "taped" runs, or better, what this article is suggesting.
      4. In Jekyl and Hyde, we used a really good yamaha keyboard to cover all the uncoverable parts (ie, cello and some harpsicord and chimes parts, etc.) This was mostly due to space concerns, but MAN-O MAN; patches have came a Long way in the last 5 years.

      Still, this makes me cringe that groups who CAN pay for good musicians aren't willing to anymore. To me, for a group that is in that situation, it is a cop out of sorts. It takes away one of the dangers of things falling apart. It brings the group back from that edge, and locks it into the one keyboard jocky and the computer.

      Call me a nut, but some of the best moments I've ever felt in music were when things weren't going 100% the way they were rehersed. The combined human factor of 10 pit musicians relizing that Mr. Hyde was going crazy with his stuff tonight made something come alive.

      I would feel bad not allowing moments like that to go to the audience.

      Next up: record the whole damn thing and play it on a big screen. Oh, wait.. Ooops. Thats a movie. :)

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    24. Re:Defeats the purpose by jbrader · · Score: 1

      But a live show doesn't have to be musicians on traditional indtruments. If that were the case no one would watch DJs

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    25. Re:Defeats the purpose by darnok · · Score: 1

      > ...basically you end up with a much inferior
      > performance. But since people don't actually know
      > what a stage show should look like these days
      > anyway, nobody misses anything

      That's exactly the point - the people paying at the gate don't think they're missing anything. If they don't, then the decision to use synths is the right one as it cuts costs and may make the difference between being able to deliver the production or not.

      In this case, (and leaving aside the logistics of not being able to fit a large enough orchestra in the pit) there is a human controlling the synths, and presumably he/she has some level of interaction with the machines that can be at the command of the conductor. That would seem to be more than adequate, given the lack of attention we both agree the audience will pay to the music.

      If I lived in that part of the world, I'd actually go out of my way to see the show to see how it works out.

    26. Re:Defeats the purpose by zer0halo · · Score: 1

      I disagree. The quality of the music may be just as good on the synth, but live music has a certain emotive characteristic that computerized music does not, especially in a live performance. When listening on stereo headphones it may not make much difference, but in a live performance it does. I have attended plays and ballet performances with both live music played by an orchestra, and others with recorded music piped over the speakers--and there's a certain unique and emotive quality that is lost when the music is not live.

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    27. Re:Defeats the purpose by dhaines · · Score: 1

      In musical theater, live music isn't "background" -- it's sort of the point of the whole thing. The musicians are really part of the cast, just because they're not seen and perform with instruments instead of voices makes them no less important.

      Even when I go to the symphony, it's not to see the orchestra. In fact I sometimes close my eyes to focus more on the music (yes, and stay awake (well, except for that one time)).

    28. Re:Defeats the purpose by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      I agree for musical scores, who's quality is in the music itself, but good bands will never be replaced because most 20th centry (and on) music stemming from the blues is totally performance-centric. The music is the same every time; it's the performance that really counts.

      Vocals, guitars, and drums are easy enough (theoretically) to emulate, but incredibly difficult to emulate well.

      By good music I mean NOT that generic top-40 garbage you hear today labeled as "alternative."

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    29. Re:Defeats the purpose by darnok · · Score: 1

      I agree that pre-recorded music doesn't sound as good as live, but I also suspect that many people couldn't tell the difference and many others would actually disagree - people in Western countries hear computerised music all the time now and many think the human factor aka "mistakes" is actually undesirable.

      However, in this case it's a mix of live music and "recorded" music that's still under the control of a human. I'd guess that the "less emotive" (for want of another term) parts have been delegated to the synth guy.

    30. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if you can replace the music with synths, then why not replace the actors with a screen and play a film on it?

      I go to see live performances so that I can experience... uh... LIVE performances. If I wanted to hear and see a bunch of pre-recorded shit, I'd stay home.

    31. Re:Defeats the purpose by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Say what you like.

      I went to see this show in London, and I was very impressed. Impressed enough that I had vague plans to take my mother to see it. But this news has entirely put me off, simply because it's hard to imagine that this could be done without cheapening the overall experience. I've no wish to travel to the piss-sodden shit-hole that is London's West End these days, and pay megabucks for a ticket to a musical that doesn't have real musicians. Cameron Mackintosh can fuck off.

    32. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Unless someone's done something interesting with arrangements, the musicians playing the score for Les Mis have very little to no creative input in the music they're producing.

      Ever heard of a little thing called "interpretation"? You are a fucking idiot if you truly think that a score is literal music and all you need is a computer to turn it into sound waves.

      Reading, interpreting and playing the score is creative input. Go pick up two Bach Cello Suites on CD by two different performers and give it a listen. Chances are good that they'll play it differently. There is literally an infinite number of ways to interpret a score.

      Do you think that actors are simply reading the lines from the script? Do you think that a robot could deliver a better performance than an actor?

      If you really believe what you wrote, then you have no appreciation for music. You should replace all of your CDs with MIDI files.

    33. Re:Defeats the purpose by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They can save a lot of money on trained vocalist actors by getting regular actors to lip-synch to studio recorded vocal tracks, too. So Le Mis becomes, essentially, a Milli Vanilla concert.

      SoupIsGood Food

    34. Re:Defeats the purpose by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's not a musical, it's a horrible characterless corporate behemoth, just like most of the other musicals cluttering up London's West End as well as Broadway.

    35. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      yeah, i've played in musicals before as well so know a little about this.

      It seems most people go to see the play itself, and wouldn't altogether notice who or what is playing the music. Some people can't tell the difference between a bog-standard orchestra and the Royal Opera House Orchestra for example. However, musicians are still more *interesting* to listen to (if you should choose) than a synth. Expression and interpretation are impossible to obtain out of a computer (and always will be, i feel).

      The important point is that if computers are to replace musicians in this situation, are they then going to take over in other situations too? Imagine going to a concert where a guy is playing his keyboard on stage emulating the sound of a great symphony orchestra. I hope that music never reaches such a low.

      It's not the fact that a few people are going to have to look elsewhere for jobs, but rather that this might have a knockon effect for the industry.

    36. Re:Defeats the purpose by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      But the audience doesn't see the little differences from night to night, unless they see a performance more than once.

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    37. Re:Defeats the purpose by JamieF · · Score: 4, Informative

      >How is this different from a symphony concert? Everyone's playing what's on the stand in front of them,
      Yes...

      >with little to no creative input.
      Wrong. Music notation is an abstraction of the notes and timing that the composer wants the performer to play, but it isn't complete. The conductor and performers read a lot into it. Some music is written without ornamentation, but with the understanding that the performer will add it themselves. Other music is written with the intention that all the notes are predefined, but with the knowledge that a performer is going to add timing, vibratto, attack, and velocity nuances to the music when it's performed. Just because modern music notation has symbols for all sorts of performance details doesn't mean that the written music actually employs all of that. There's an assumption that the performer can look at the music and know how to bring it to life.

      Compare that to a sampler or synth. Those are just going to play the notes exactly as written, and it won't even sound as good as a robot playing the actual instrument because the sound is spliced together from single-note samples. You can sample multiple notes and add performance rules such as when to use rubato, but that's only as good as the person who wrote the software. Maybe someday with enough CPU power, samples will be replaced with acoustical models of real instruments and motion-capture of world-class performers, but we're not there yet (and those top-class performers would be stupid to do that anyway).

      Being a performing musician is more than just being able to play the notes as written with no mistakes.

    38. Re:Defeats the purpose by Bob+Zer+Fish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What concerns me is that if we do replace everyone in an orchestra with a computer, then the quality of our music produced as well as the musicians we produce will be severely crippled.

      This will have repercussions that may cripple the music industry in regard to talent, and in addition will probably reduce the number of music teachres.

    39. Re:Defeats the purpose by JamieF · · Score: 1

      Exactly. People go to watch DJs even though they're not musicians at all.

    40. Re:Defeats the purpose by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      has anybody ever actually got moderated down after starting a post with "here goes the karma"?

    41. Re:Defeats the purpose by n3k5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The parent post must have been modded to 5, insightful by clueless ppl who haven't RTFA. Okay, I also haven't read it yet, but I know Sinfonia. This isn't just a synthesizer that reproduces MIDI data coming out of a can, it is an instrument that allows the stored score to be interpreted by a musician, in real time. There is still a musician who follows the conductor closely, who sees the stage and reacts to everything happening there. He is just able to play the parts of several 'traditional' musicians at once, and it would be hard to argue that this really poses any disadvantage for the audience. Once single musician might even be able to do more. If a dancer stumbles, a conductor might want his orchestra to repeat the last two bars, but there is no chance of this actually happening, if they tried to do this, they would be thrown completely off track. With Sinfonia, however, this is no problem at all.

      It is true that good musicians sound much better than a machine just reading notes off a sheet. However, Sinfonia _is_ fed with good interpretations played by good musicians. The same interpretations will be used in every show, while a real musician's performance would vary. But who's going to complain about that?

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    42. Re:Defeats the purpose by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

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    43. Re:Defeats the purpose by operagost · · Score: 1
      As both a musician and an engineer, I can't say I see any point to Mackintosh's decision other than to avoid paying a lot of musicians. I'm sure Sinfonia (hey, they stole the name of my old frat) is capable, but there's a reason why synthesizers haven't replaced live musicians. The technology to do it has been here basically since MIDI was introduced, but there's no emotional attachment to a device. Music is art and open to interpretation. Computers are incapable of emotion, and therefore incapable of style or improvisation beyond what a pseudo-random number generator can produce. Audiences in the know will probably respond unfavorably as well, because to the average Joe there's little difference between MIDI and Muzak. People don't expect to hear what is essentially a prerecorded soundtrack outside of community theater.

      Mackintosh might thinks he wants an automaton to rigidly reproduce his vision, but I'm sure this folly will become apparent in time.

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    44. Re:Defeats the purpose by operagost · · Score: 1

      Well, once computer 3D rendering and holography advances far enough, we'll have fake actors too. They'll never forget their lines, or miss a cue, or screw up the blocking. It'll be great! And you'll pay hundreds of dollars for the privilege of watching a Pixar technician move his computerized marionettes!

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    45. Re:Defeats the purpose by MediaBoy77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As soon as you add a synth playing six parts at once, then your tempos can't vary...

      RTFA. In fact, the tempos and dynamics can vary. The conductor can skip or repeat verses, add ritards or rallantandos, and the system follows along. This thing is NOT a dumb MIDI sequencer that plays to a click-track.

      You can argue over the morals of replacing half a pit orchestra with computers, but 99% of the audience won't be able to separate the live instruments from the synthesized/sampled ones.

      As for whether it will feel more or less "human" to the audience, this is Les Miserables we're talking about. The people going to see it don't want a nuanced human performance from night to night. They want a slick Cameron Mackintosh production that is uniform, standardized, and reliably the same whether you see it in London, New York, or Kalamazoo. This technology delivers that product.

    46. Re:Defeats the purpose by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      I could see the orchestra just fine when I saw this in London last summer. Quite a good show. The percussionist seemed a bit bored, though he never missed a beat.

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    47. Re:Defeats the purpose by MediaBoy77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This "folly" has been used by road companies in the US for years and isn't going away.

      Mackintosh absolutely wants automation to rigidly reproduce his vision. Have you seen Les Miserable or Phantom of the Opera? It's all about automation!

      Mackintosh wants (and his audiences expect) a slick, uniform, standardized performance that's the same whether it's in the West End, Broadway, or Lubbock, Texas.

      No one goes to see a production of Les Miz after all these years hoping it might be some bold new interpretation tonight. They go because they want to see the same production they saw 15 years ago. This technology delivers that.

    48. Re:Defeats the purpose by ericdano · · Score: 1
      Wow man. 5 musicals? You are awesome.

      As someone who has done more than 40 musicals, and who makes a living doing music, I'm not really concerned about it. In fact, a local theater company has been doing something like this for the last 3 or 4 years. They have a production of "John Muir" that they either perform with a tape track that was recorded by the California Symphony, or a midi track. I saw the play (was dating a girl in the cast). That night they supposedly used the taped California Symphony backgrounds. I couldn't tell. It didn't sound all that good.

      I think what it lacked was that acoustic quality a live orchestra has. Some of these high end samplers/midi modules sound awesome. A movie or TV soundtrack using one is very hard sometimes to tell if it's real or fake. But, a live musical with real musicians sound way different than midi/recorded music.

      A lot of this is economics. Producers don't like to pay people. Hell, I complained about doing this one musical where they kept announcing at the beginning of the show that they had something like $250K budget (from donations and stuff) for each show. At that time they were playing pit musicians $40 a show. That's maybe $10 an hour. Where did all the rest of the money go?? And this theater company did not pay any of the actors. Community Theater. Go figure. So, if Mackintosh cuts out $10K a week, thats more money for him. Makes sense.

      Would I go see such a production? No.

      As a musician, I avoid musicals like the plague. Unless I really want to do it for some reason (good play, favor for a friend, cute girls, etc, etc), there is no point in doing one. I'm not going to make money doing it. They are not going to pay me what I'm worth. Hell, I could teach 2 more private lessons and make more money in 1 hour than I would doing 3 hours of a musical.

      You ain't going to make a living doing musicals unless you are in the Union and want to commit yourself to months or perhaps years of doing the same music over and over. No thanks. When Phantom of the Opera was here in San Francisco, I know a bunch of people who played in that pit. It paid very well, something like $3K or more for maybe 20 something hours of work. I just would be bored out of my mind after the first two weeks.

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    49. Re:Defeats the purpose by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      What if they added a randomizer subroutine to the synth software to preserve those random imperfect moments?

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    50. Re:Defeats the purpose by krunk7 · · Score: 2

      "Expression and interpretation are impossible to obtain out of a computer (and always will be, i feel)."

      "Imagine going to a concert where a guy is playing his keyboard on stage emulating the sound of a great symphony orchestra. I hope that music never reaches such a low.

      IMHO that is a somewhat narrow minded view of musical experssion. Performances not unlike the one you speak of occur everyday and whether you particular care for the style, to say that artists like Moby or Amon Tobin lack "Expression" would not be very accurate.

      Similar things were said about electric instruments when they first made their appearance and many a great classical genius was shunned by their contemporaries because they did not conform to current ideals of "musical expression". Electronica expands the number of ways in which an artist CAN express him/herself and this can be nothing but a good thing....we must step outside of the box and ask ourselves:

      "What kind of "noise" would Beethoven be making were he born today?"

      There is a very good chance it would not be classical.

    51. Re:Defeats the purpose by ericdano · · Score: 1
      I doubt anyone would go pay money to see some guy play a keyboard emulating an Orchestra.

      What this is though is economics. Theater producers and musicians never get along. Musicians are an expense that they cut right off the bat. If a theater company can get a good sound from a computer and not have to pay all the money for an orchestra, then they will do it. It's more money for them. I can name a theater company around here that made that move a couple of years ago. Willows Theater. As far as I know NONE of their musicals are acoustic anymore. It's all sequenced. They have a production of a "John Muir" musical which they either do midi or with a recorded tape of the California Symphony. Whatever. Two bit theater doesn't concern me.

      I just love how they say it's NON-Profit yet they can charge $30 or so for tickets. So......like where is that money going? And usually they don't pay the actors. Insane.

      But a Broadway or a professional production doing this? It is sad. I don't think you can ever get that sound a real orchestra produces. And for the actors, what if they want to stretch out something, or maybe ritard a little more?

      I'm glad I don't pay theater anymore......

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    52. Re:Defeats the purpose by qtp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I beleive the point that Darnok is making is that replacing the musician's live performance with an automated playback reduces the feedback between cast and orchestra, in a sense you are reducing the performance to a static, dead tthing, you may as well just watch the video.

      Plays, includuing musicals, are not the same as movies, and new arrangements of the story, changed dialogue, different emphesis are not only expected between one cast and another, but also happen during the production run. In musicals, the orchestra is not simply providing a soundtrack, but is part of the cast, a non-verbal equivalent of the "chorus" part in greek tragedy, that provides a necessary element of added meaning (logos), characterization (ethos), and emotion (pathos) to the performances of the actors on the stage. The orchestra rehearses with the cast, provides feedback to directly and through their music, and thus is an integral part of keeping the live performance a "live" thing. Replacing the orchestra with automation will limit the possible range of what the production can express, and brings the production one step closer to being McTheatre.

      Of course, since damn thing is almost indistinguishable from an ALW production, "Les Miz" is almost as close to McTheatre as one can get.

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    53. Re:Defeats the purpose by ericdano · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yeah, I agree. It does make a difference. Performances are different night to night. Maybe someone on stage wants to go faster, or stretch something out. Or maybe the audience reacted to a joke better than before. Can the sythn know to vamp a little longer?

      I dunno. I think a lot of this is grubby theater producers wanting to get all the money they can. So, musicians are the first thing to get cut.

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    54. Re:Defeats the purpose by ericdano · · Score: 1
      Yes, but if a good musician sequenced the music (IE: Played it into the computer), it will sound good. I do this all the time. And you hear it all the time. TV Soundtracks, etc, etc.

      In theater though, the ability for musicians and stage members to react to each other makes a great musical.

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    55. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our local regional performance group here in Halifax - Neptune Theater is a pretty small affair. And more often than not when they present musicals the musicans are all hidden off stage (actually, under the stage).

      I often muse out loud (often at risk of being pummeled) why they bother with live musicians if we can't see them. A prerecorded CD would achieve the same result and as a bonus, the tickets to the show would be cheaper.

      As a poster said, the musicans follow the music pretty much note for note - there's no room for improvisation or adding color, so whether the music is coming from a live body or a CD, the end result is the same.

    56. Re:Defeats the purpose by jsdkl · · Score: 1

      Amen. This is the same reason people will pay large admission prices to sit in a mega-multiplex with an out of focus movie, exit lights shining on the screen, sound out of sync, picture not framed properly...

      People are used to these things from watching a big-budget hollywood movie that cost millions of dollars and took years to make. They're going to have even lower expectations of a live performance.

      I work in a theater built in 1925 and we do our best to keep it as professional and great as it was when it opened and our audience have really grown to appreciate it.

    57. Re:Defeats the purpose by PingvinRich · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine plays in the band for a Lloyd-Webber show. They're in a room watching the stage on tv, so the audience don't know that some of them are reading the paper or a book whilst playing.
      Others, and I don't understand how this is possible, listen to different music on headphones whilst playing.

    58. Re:Defeats the purpose by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      DJs are for dancing. It's music as social interaction, not for the "performance".

    59. Re:Defeats the purpose by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indisputably true for the kinds of instruments whose range of expression can be covered by a keyboard. Wind instruments, however, don't fare as well. The problem is not the quality of the samples, but the possibilities of the MIDI format. I know there's aftertouch and the like, but there are so many varieties of attack, sustain, vibrato, release, etc., that I think it can't (presently) be done.

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    60. Re:Defeats the purpose by Alyeska · · Score: 1
      I understood what he was saying, and I'm saying that yes, you can design the music around the quirks of nightly performances. All it takes is a little clever design, working with actors during development, etc. The audience accepts MIDI and recorded music as part of the play.

      The feedback I've received from actors has always been positive -- having the music always the same is one less showtime variable for them to worry about.

      My first residency was a three-year stint with a company that produced 4 major productions + workshops each year. Would we (me, director, techs and actors) *rather* have a real orchestra? All of us would say "yes," but if we had to pay that kind of money, there would have been no shows.

      The biggest point is, our audiences were satisfied. We can't all have Broadway budgets.

    61. Re:Defeats the purpose by sahonen · · Score: 1

      I'm part of a group of musicians who do a lot of pit orchestras in community theater around town. We don't get money, but it's a fun thing to do on weekends. I've lost count of how many musicals we've done.

      As a musician in general, I'm violently opposed to synthesized music. NOTHING can replace a human player playing his instrument with feel and expertise. A synth only gets it half right, it can play a specific note at a specific time at a specific dynamic. A true musician can shift these around in ways it would be extremely difficult to program a computer to do. Even the timing of the notes, a drummer can shift them slightly ahead or behind the beat to change the feel, a musician can play a note slightly sharp or flat to change the feel. In fact, a long time ago, pianos were tuned intentionally with certain notes sharp or flat of the even temperment system we use today!

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    62. Re:Defeats the purpose by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 1
      Sorry, forgot to either put in quotes from the guy I was replying to or "large chunks would be played..."

      I've never seen the score, so I don't know what instruments would actually be replaced. I just hope the trend of replacing live musicians doesn't leech down to groups who can't buy realistic-sounding synths; hearing a clarinet solo played on a Yamaha PSR6 or Casiotone would really ruin the show for me.

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    63. Re:Defeats the purpose by jbrader · · Score: 1

      Not in all cases, your forgetting about turntableists and scrathing contests. And if the purpose of DJing was soley for dancing then people would'nt buy very many Moby or FatBoy Slim cds for listening to at home.

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    64. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Heh, with all due respect Pixar is not going to waste its time with minimal profit business like musicals and opera. I wouldn't be surprised if we got some Pixar video games out soon tho.

      But on the same line as your comment, wouldn't it be neat to get a robotic conductor? That would really stir things up a bit I would think.

    65. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While your observations may have merit, the way your went about your post was a bit waspish. If you are indeed an artist, you should show at least minimal support of your fellow artist. Ridiculing his accomplishments does in no way add legitamacy to your posted opinion. You are an ass and you should be thrown to the floor and beaten with your own shoe. Thank you.

    66. Re:Defeats the purpose by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I take your point, there are downsides to electronic music. But there's also an upside. When using a computer, a musician can take the time to craft the soundwave to his exact specifications. Yes, this can be used as a crutch for people with no talent, but it can also help a genius reach his full potential.

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    67. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, im not sure which musicals you've played in, but in all of the ones I have been in we've _always_ had cued hand signals incase we needed to repeat x number of bars. In fact, in most music there are bars written in that simply mean "repeat until the storyline catches up".

    68. Re:Defeats the purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said!

    69. Re:Defeats the purpose by Analog+Penguin · · Score: 1

      If the audience has to adjust their expectations, then there obviously is a difference, period. Whether you believe it to be a significant one or not (being a music student, I can say that my studies have led me to believe that it is) is a different argument. Even if the difference is entirely in the mind of the audience, that's still a difference, and still changes what the audience gets out of the experience.

    70. Re:Defeats the purpose by danila · · Score: 1

      To make half the experience artificial is to taint the other half, also. It's not like people aren't going to be able to tell.

      Artificial? As opposed to what, natural music? Here is the news - all music is artificial, because all instruments are artificial. It's not like they mine natural music in South Africa or grow it on Brazil plantations.

      Regarding your last comment, let's the people decide. If they don't like it, they will refuse to pay and this idea will be scrapped. If, on the other hand, they will like it just as much as the "natural" music (whatever it is), the producers will succeed. No need for the unions to get involved, there are enough luddites as it is.

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    71. Re:Defeats the purpose by danila · · Score: 1

      In the shows I perform in, there is plenty of interaction between cast and orchestra. Mediated, of course, through the CONDUCTOR. That's what he's there for. And the conductor is supposed to pick up the vibe from the audience, and will if he's any good, which adds a third party into the mix.

      I am not trying to troll or to offend you here. But let me tell you, I don't care about that interaction. I don't go to concerts often, and when I go, I can't really tell the difference between good performance and a crappy one. Yeah, you might say I am a bad listener. I might even agree with you. But the truth is that most people who happen to listen to you, just don't care. Some of those, who don't care can be suckered to pay extra just for the fact of it being a live performance, even thought they won't hear the difference. But others will happily go to a semi-synthesied one and pay less (or get another benefit, like greater availability). In the end it is for us to decide, how music should be played commercially. You don't like it, get together with your friends and play some music for your own enjoyment. But please, don't even think about forcing us to pay more for "genuine" diamonds, music performances or whatever it is, just so that you have a better paid job.

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    72. Re:Defeats the purpose by n3k5 · · Score: 1

      That's just playing the score and paying attention to the conductor. When actors are talking, it is expected that they're sometimes a little faster and a little slower at other times, so of course the score is flexible in that parts. But when something unforseen happens while an actor is singing or dancing, and you'd like the musicians to react in a way that has never been rehearsed, that's another story.

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    73. Re:Defeats the purpose by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1

      They want a slick Cameron Mackintosh production that is uniform, standardized, and reliably the same whether you see it in London, New York, or Kalamazoo. This technology delivers that product.

      In my opinion, the only (and I truly mean _only_) ray of sunshine in the whole mess is that, should this technology succeed in connecting with audiences, long-suffering theatre aficiaonodos stuck outside the big performance hubs may finally be able to hear a production with something vaguely resembling the sonic impact of the original scoring.

      Most often, once a musical leaves one of the major performance centers, the accompaniment becomes two synth players playing 4-staff transcriptions/condensations of the original scoring, a bass player and a percussionist. Since productions need the abilit to alter tempi, dynamics, etc., you don't dare sequence parts (at least before now)--so you end up hearing only what those four hands can output themselves on the keyboard. They sound like high school productions, for God's sake.[1]

      For those audiences, sinfonia may actually be a (slight) improvement, as it allows some quasi-organic elements to be conveyed to listeners, while allowing the instrumental personnel enough control over a broader virtual orchestral context to make the process of presenting it to a listener something less complex than DiffEQ.

      That said, I'm still offended by the prospect of $100+ theatre tickets featuring a canned soundtrack. For that price I want the goddamned Cadillac-class production.

      [1] Before the flames commence...I have absolutely nothing against high-school productions. Many of them, however well-meaning, tend to run understandibly short of students willing/capable of performing the orchestral parts, which leads to a lot of pianist/drummer-type pit orchestras and a pretty thin sound as an understandable result. God bless 'em, in any event.

    74. Re:Defeats the purpose by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
      ...to say that artists like Moby or Amon Tobin lack "Expression" would not be very accurate.

      Sounds pretty dead on to me.

    75. Re:Defeats the purpose by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1

      No one "watches" a DJ. They go to dance.

    76. Re:Defeats the purpose by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
      ...the score for "Les Mis" calls for a couple of DX7s...

      What, was it arranged in the 80's? Someone must really like DX7s since they always sound like... DX7s...

    77. Re:Defeats the purpose by MrBlint · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I think there's a danger of getting confused between sythesised and pre-programmed music here. Most synthesisers can be played and even programmed to a greater or lesser extent in real time. Also any decent synth controller whether keyboard, guitar or wind instrument based provides real time expressive control of the instrument.

      Not that there is anything fundamentally wrong with pre-programmed music. It offers the abillity to create and juxtopose sounds and textures in ways that just would not be possible otherwise (just listen to some of sample based works of genius by yello). Music that is created in the studio doesn't always lend itself to live performance but it is no less of a valid art form for that.

      Where synthesised music starts to go wrong for me is when people try to use it to imitate or stand in for other musicians and instruments. It's never convincing and usually just sounds completely naff.

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    78. Re:Defeats the purpose by MrBlint · · Score: 0
      Expression and interpretation are impossible to obtain out of a computer

      The GIGO principle applies to compputer music just as much as to data processing. You get out what you put in.

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    79. Re:Defeats the purpose by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Yes, actually it is an '80s score. You're right - DX's are *very* distinctive unless you layer the hell out of them. :-)

      (proud owner of a DX7, DX5, TX-216, and an SY-77)

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    80. Re:Defeats the purpose by prash_n_rao · · Score: 1

      Um... what is fake music? How different is it from "real" music?

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    81. Re:Defeats the purpose by fshalor · · Score: 1

      I hate lumping replies, but fear I will anyway.

      1. The first reply shouldn't play if he doesn't enjoy it. There's no point.
      2. I don't go to those "playback" pop-art concerts. Most pop music sucks (modern country, briteny spears, m$m, etc.) The whole 3 minute song median with lots of repition and no key changes is not my idea of good music.
      3. Yes, I've played in a smattering of musicals, only every trombone part ever needed to be covered by this theatre group since I was first asked.

      And a reply to this comment...
      4. I agree 100%. I can make sounds on a trombone that no patch can copy. Just try getting a real growl out of any synth for the parts in Gypsy. Or the drunken bone part in Scruge. There's just no way it can be pulled off with current patches and a keyboard.

      5. Continuing along the same lines, I must argue that you *can* play with the pitches quite well using a keyboard setup. And it does make things really slick if the singer decided he want something taken up a half step. :) (transposing on the fly is so much fun...!)

      I would feel betrayed to pay $$ for a broadway musical production of something and to have the entire pit reduced to something fake. I would be anxious and annoyed for the whole show. I know how tough it is to cover those parts, (or even read some of them, Peter Pan for example! The person who scribed that horn part needs to be shot). And I also will admit that lack of musicianship has been a drawback to several productions. (if the flute player it always behind, the solo singer will probably sound like crap.)

      Can you have a parade without a marching band? Yes. Is it right? NO. Can you have a movie without a score? Is it as interesting? (Just think about StarWars with no John Williams! or LOTR w/o Howard Shore, though de Meiji did such a better job)

      So then can you have a MUSICAL without real MUSIC. The answer is yes. But what's the point. Many musicians play for nearly free (as in beer) anyway. This is a bad precident.

      My 30 microcents.

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    82. Re:Defeats the purpose by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      When you play the same show for the x-hundredth time, it probably becomes instinctive. From the upper tier, I've seen gameboys during long passages of rest.

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    83. Re:Defeats the purpose by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've played in a smattering of musicals, only every trombone part ever needed to be covered by this theatre group since I was first asked.

      Same thing here, good percussionists are very rare around these parts, and these theaters like having someone they can just go to when they need musicians, instead of searching far and wide all the time.

      I agree 100%. I can make sounds on a trombone that no patch can copy. Just try getting a real growl out of any synth for the parts in Gypsy. Or the drunken bone part in Scruge. There's just no way it can be pulled off with current patches and a keyboard.

      The main thing is that the keyboard is percussive in nature, no way can you get the same articulation that you can get out of a horn. Ironically, trying to use a keyboard to emulate percussion usually ends up pretty bad as well. The patches are typically horrible and sound nothing like the real thing, plus there's simply no way to get the same kind of attack out of the sound.

      I must argue that you *can* play with the pitches quite well using a keyboard setup. And it does make things really slick if the singer decided he want something taken up a half step. :) (transposing on the fly is so much fun...!)

      I'm not that good! I'm lucky enough to not be playing pitched instruments most of the time. A lot of the musicians I play with just blow me away in terms of musicianship.

      The person who scribed that horn part needs to be shot

      I know the feeling! The singers, conductor and piano always get nice, printed scores, but the rest of the orchestra gets music that looks like it was written by a three-year-old with muscle spasms, then badly photocopied for about 5 generations, with the cuts and notes from the last 3 people who used that book written in pen.

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  5. Les Mis is pretty terrible anyway... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 0, Funny
    I'd pay *not* to be in the orchestra for Les Miserables...


    BTW, Will the /. janitors please fix HTML entities? Not being able to type accented characters or pound signs is a serious ball-ache for users outside the US.

    1. Re:Les Mis is pretty terrible anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us US-slashdotters do, however, care about the entities.

    2. Re:Les Mis is pretty terrible anyway... by mhrivnak · · Score: 1

      As a classical musician, I'll play just about any gig that pays the bills. It's a very tough industry, and these sorts of changes in society are making it even more difficult for ensembles to survive.

      It all comes down to a lack of arts in schools. We are breeding fact-crunchers with no creativity or appreciation for artistic expression.

  6. that's too bad by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I don't mind technology easying things out or to offer a divertissement (in the form of games, etc), but when it comes to art I have a hard time with it replacing entirely humans. Art should be a form of expression, not an automated process.

    Just my 0.02$

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    1. Re:that's too bad by ktanmay · · Score: 1

      I agree, but let's look at this from sir Cameron Mackintosh's perspective, he is more interested in flawlessness and accuracy, which the automation will give him without fail.

    2. Re:that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tsssk... He's only interested in cutting costs. And I hope the union will make his musical bomb, even if it's not like a musical deserved real musicians anyway.

    3. Re:that's too bad by hcetSJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In an opera like Les Mis, however, people don't usually come to the performance hoping to hear the orchestra. The majority of the art is performed on stage--in the form of acting and singing. The orchestra provides accompaniment to the main attraction on stage. Also, within the orchestra certain instruments usually "take center stage" more often--the first violins, the brass, and so on--and these are likely the last to be replaced by synth. So really, what they've done here is replaced the backup voices in the accompaniment with a machine. If it keeps the show open longer, it's worth it.

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    4. Re:that's too bad by Highlander · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think he's more interested in 5,000 GBP per week.

      H

    5. Re:that's too bad by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 1

      They're not replacing the composer with computers, music is still going to need to be written by people who can feel. They're just using computers here to perform the more technical tasks. The people in the pit orchestra aren't expressing themselves, they're reproducing the music on the paper to the best of their abilities. Seems like the perfect candidate for automation, as much as I hate to see my musician friends losing another opportunity for work.

    6. Re:that's too bad by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      11 musicians is more than half the orchestra - they're not just replacing filler.

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    7. Re:that's too bad by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      The people in the pit orchestra aren't expressing themselves, they're reproducing the music on the paper to the best of their abilities.

      As someone that's spent a *lot* of time in a pit orchestra, I gotta disagree.

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    8. Re:that's too bad by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Please don't make the mistake of calling Les Mis an Opera. I might lose a semantic argument, but if I ever went to see Die Valkure or La Boheme or The Marriage of Figaro and it was presented half digitally, I'd fire bomb the theatre. Les Mis is a musical produced by committee and toured through the world to generate revenue. After the same bloody 10-20 stanzas repeated over and over for 3 hours, I doubt anyone would consider it great music.

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    9. Re:that's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is *not* an opera, only a shitty musical. But I guess the nuance is lost to the dumb USian public.

    10. Re:that's too bad by hcetSJ · · Score: 1

      Les Mis is an opera, in that the whole thing is sung (so I guess you do lose the semantic argument). Also, I'd like to point out that I've seen it and consider it great music, maybe not on the level of some of the operas you mentioned, musically, but it also had the theatrical component that is frequently lacking in classical opera. What annoys me about classical opera is how many opera singers make little or no effort to act. The music is good, but how can you suspend disbelief when the performers don't appear to beleive it themselves?

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    11. Re:that's too bad by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " If it keeps the show open longer, it's worth it."

      No, It's not. It's time to move to a new show.

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    12. Re:that's too bad by jack_csk · · Score: 0

      I pay the opera ticket to see the real musicians show, not the synthesizer's.
      It is similar to buying a classical music CD vs. midi file.

    13. Re:that's too bad by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      IMHO, the only "right" way to implement such things as sequencer/synthesizer into a supposedly "live" production is to let humans control it in real time.

      If there's a way to let the synth do the work of what formerly took multiple musicians to accomplish, that's fine with me - but it needs to be properly done. Just letting it run through some pre-programmed sequence each night isn't going to impress me. What about developing adaptive software that gets information from the musicians who are playing live instruments, and automatically tailoring the output accordingly? It might be pretty unconventional to wire up the musicians with electrodes and have a MIDI synth reading their heart-rate and the like to alter the intensity it plays with - but *that's* the type of innovation that makes it worth seeing and hearing!

  7. Replacing players. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What not replace the entire orchestra with a CD player? Then you avoid having to use the Sinfonia's capability to play along with live musicans.

    The actors and set could also be replaced by projecting an image of a pre-recorded performance onto a large screen.

    If there was a way to distribute this recording, people could watch it on smaller projection screens at home, and avoid the cost of theatre tickets and the hassle of having to travel to the theatre.

    The only hard part would by syncronising the CD player to the projection, but I'm sure someone will come up with a method in the future.

    1. Re:Replacing players. by ZoneGray · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >> replace the entire orchestra with a CD player

      I think that's how They Might Be Giants got off the ground... they started out just the two of them and a cassette recorder, and it enabled them to do a lot of gigs that a full band couldn't. They'd just throw their stuff on the train and go play down in Philly or Baltimore, then take the train back to NY the same night; full bands with drums, amps, and stuff just couldn't play gigs outside the city. At a time when most NY bands were looking for that one score that would persuade the music industry to push them into the public eye, TMBG were able to quietly built an actual following.

    2. Re:Replacing players. by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Ween used to do this, too. I saw them sometime in the early 90s - it was just Dean and Gene with their guitars, a tape deck and a cheap drum machine. I liked the honesty of the music; they weren't pretending to have a full band, they were just using cheap technology for what it was.

    3. Re:Replacing players. by alphaseven · · Score: 1
      Actually lots of bands do this, they call it a backing track. When groups like Nine Inch Nails use them, it's to have sounds that can't be produced live, but the vocals and guitars and drums are all live. And if something screws up with the backing track gets muted and the band keeps playing, all that's being lost is some samples and ambient noise so usually no one notices.

      Actually I'm confused about what they're using all the computer technology for, the simplest thing to do would be to record the music you want to replace to DAT, then have your live musicians play along to that recording. The more complicated the setup the more things that can go wrong usually.

    4. Re:Replacing players. by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      Backing tracks can bite you in the ass.

      I listened to the live simulcast of Pink Floyd The Wall that Roger Waters did in Germany and the background track screwed up and they had to start over again.

      I don't think any record of this is in the CD or DVD of the event, but it was pretty shocking to hear this sloppy mistake live on the radio.

  8. Skynet is coming... by plams · · Score: 1

    What's next?!?! A virtual Jimi Hendrix?

  9. I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The point of going to a live show is just that -- to hear live music from an orchestra of real musicians. Jean Michel Jarre, in particular, has already lost a lot of concert-goers when they found out he sometimes used pre-sequenced synths instead of using an army of keyboardists and playing the lead himself, live.

    Sure, some people go to a musical just for the lights, costumes and action... but how many are there? Surely the majority go for the music?

    1. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by kfs27 · · Score: 1

      even if they do find out. they don't care. no one is gunna stop going to broadway shows just cuz a bunch of musicians are getting thrown on the street jobless....they don't care at all. and they can't tell the difference anyway.

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    2. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by TurboDog99 · · Score: 1

      My family has season tickets at our theatre, and I've seen Les Miserables a few times. I think the fact that it is live really adds to the experience, and if this goes too far, I agree that it could seriously affect attendance. At least at our theatre though, you have to buy season tickets for years to get decent tickets because it's so popular. I think the producers may be running into a problem of not being able to make any more money by selling additional tickets because many of the play houses are full. Raising the prices appreciably may seriously reduce attendance, so maybe then need to resort to saving money to make more. Of course, raising the price $.50 a show per person would probably make up the $10,000 per week saved by replacing the musicians, and most people who are buying $70 per person tickets wouldn't even notice a $.50 increase. Personally, I'd rather pay the extra $.50. I don't like it. I guess I just argued against my own point.

    3. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by bugbread · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And this is something that has always boggled my mind. You go to hear music for the music, and the sights, and sounds, and smells, and feel, and tastes (just wanted to cover the 5 senses there). If everything sounds right (and looks right, etc.), what the hell does it matter what's behind the curtain. To think that a person could enjoy a concert thoroughly and have their enjoyment dashed by someone saying "the music was prerecorded" boggles my mind. That statement doesn't change a single sweet note of the music that sounded so good. And, in fact, it could be a lie. Someone could come up and say, "Actually, no, they decided not to use a CD today, so the music is live", and you'd be right back to thinking it was great.

      Maybe, just maybe, people should decide their opinions of art based on the art, not on the meta-discussion behind it and the concensus of the cultural elite.

    4. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      So does that mean that Milli Vanilli is forgiven? Didn't think so. :^P

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    5. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by rokzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      going to a concert and hearing someone play some difficult music, you think "wow, it's great to experience such great talent".

      if it turns out they were just faking it with a CD playing then it IS devalued.

      consider your argument in another context: someone scores 100% in a difficult exam. you think they must be very good. then the examiner tells you he was caught cheating, so you don't think he's good any more. then the examiner says he was talking about another guy who got 100%, so you think he's good once again.

      even though you repeatedly change your opinion based on things that happened AFTER the exam (concert), you are completely justified in doing so.

    6. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by bugbread · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good response. I guess what I'm saying is that I find the whole concept of enjoying difficult music for its difficultness is beyond me. Maybe it's just my own tastes, but my qualifiers for the music I like are just the sounds, plain and simple. If they're produced by a human or a synth doesn't matter, as I'm not listening to the method of production, but the sounds.

      As for the exam, that's a bit of a flawed example (or, rather, it is flawed for a person with my approach to music). The important thing in a test is not the answers, but the knowledge of the answerer. Therefore, if they cheated, that doesn't change a secondary aspect, but a primary aspect. A better example would be if I had a list of questions I needed answered, and a friend answered them. Then he said that he actually looked up the answers on the internet. That's fine by me: I don't like the answers because they were given by my friend, I like the answers because they answer my questions.

    7. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by bugbread · · Score: 1

      Hehe...

      Well, for me, I guess so, as I didn't quite get the scandal. Their music sucked, so I didn't really care if the people on stage were the ones singing or not. And for the rest of the bands I like: I'd probably just be mighty amused to find out that the musicians playing aren't the ones up on stage.

      Besides which, disliking a musician because the person who appears in a music video isn't the real singer is patently stupid (patent pending). Unless you're a teeny-bopper girl who's into bands because they're cute.

    8. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      What's the big deal, they were part of the Milli Vanilli "product". Only big deal is the lying/deception bit.

      Maybe if it happened today, they'd proudly say they outsourced the vocals to India or something.

      Wait a minute, nowadays some of these hip-hop and pop stuff seems to have lots of bhangra and Indian influence...

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    9. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by TurboDog99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your approach seems to be the "end justifies the mean" approach. There's nothing wrong with it, but many people go to these presentations to appreciate the means. There may come a time when holographic actors are indistinguishable from real actors, but some people will still have more appreciation for the human actors. It may not exactly be logical, but I don't think this perception will change anytime soon. On the flip side, others will appreciate the technology that went into being able to fake the whole thing, but I doubt theatres would bring in the kind of money they do for hitting the play button on a holographic projector.

    10. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by MalachiConstant · · Score: 1
      Okay, let's bring the analogy back to music. Would you be okay if you went to see your favorite band and they simply inserted their CD and pretended to play and sing? What if they didn't even record the original CD (a la Milli Vanilli), would you still pay to see the show?

      I've never been big on seeing live orchestas (though I've been to a few musicals with live orchestras), but I've see plenty of live music and you get something you don't from a CD. There's something very impressive about seeing a skilled artist (or group of artists) perform right in front of you. They may screw up. They may get off sync with the action on stage and have to get back on track. They may have to compensate for some technical problem, or being tired, or hung over. The amazing thing is when they do it all right, and you've witnessed a wonderful performance that won't be heard ever again. If all you're interested in is the sounds, why see a live performace at all?

      You don't enjoy it just because it was difficult, but because that guy on stage or down in the orchesta pit just entertained you for a few hours doing what he's been training his whole life to do.

    11. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by FredFnord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Maybe, just maybe, people should decide their opinions of art based on the art, not on the meta-discussion behind it and the
      > concensus of the cultural elite.

      This is fine for people who don't know anything about music.

      Music changes from performance to performance. One night the audience gets excited at one part of the show... the director speeds everything up a little, brings up the tympani, gets the singers to kick it up a notch. Or maybe he slows things down, stretches out the tension until a moment of dead silence, that stretches out an extra two or three beats... and then comes crashing to a climax.

      Look, if you don't know that there's a difference between live and recorded music, in experience, then that's fine. But if you assume that *I* can't tell, that there really isn't a difference, than you're one of those poor souls that thinks that just because he's too thick to notice something it can't exist. In reality, there's a mood in the crowd, and a good conductor with good musicians and singers can use that mood, encourage it, shape it, and then resonate with it and make the whole experience more powerful. And if you are incapible of experiencing that, then you're missing out.

      Take any part of the equation away and the experience is dramatically lessened. But hey... if people will still pay the same amount for it, then who am I to say that it's bad? After all, since the only valid argument is profit these days, clearly recorded music IS far superior. Right?

      -fred

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    12. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by bugbread · · Score: 1

      Hmm...the more replies that gather, the more I realize that I'm just the exception, and that y'all are probably "in the right", as it were.

      That is to say: I like a lot of electronic music. Stuff with full drum parts, bass parts, samples, synths, midrange melodies, and upper range melodies, all made by one person. There's no way in hell I expect this one person to sprout 5 billion arms for a show, but I still love to go to shows. The reasons are the ancillary things that I don't have in my own room: a big sound system, unreleased versions of tracks, mountains in the distance, the sun on my face, chai shops, friends milling about, etc. Hell, if you think about electronic music performances, most of it is by DJs anyway, who the entire audience is well aware are spinning someone else's CDs. Some people still make a big deal about whether musicians are fiddling with their own synths or using DATs, or whether they're using mixers to make tunes from looping preset parts on the fly. I think these people are pretty strange, too, as I'm there for the music, scenery, etc., and not to "know" that somebody can hit the keys on a keyboard really really fast.

      That said, I realize that in my position, I'm definitely the exception to the rule. It has colored my approach to live music played with traditional instruments as well. Even for live shows of conventionally produced music, I'm in it for the sound. I'd rather someone play a new version from some pre-recorded media than to play a note-perfect version of a song I already own with his own instrument.

    13. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by bugbread · · Score: 1

      That's the best response I've heard. It's essentially saying that, for whatever reason, pre-recordings cannot take the place of live performances from an actual sound standpoint. The flexibility of a live musician makes adjusting the music to the conditions that much easier, producing different sounds than a pre-recorded performance would.

      I don't know that it matters that much in Broadway plays (I suspect they play things the way they play them without any influence from the audience), but I know that it's especially true in a DJed setting, where a good DJ is defined not only as a person with the technical ability to smoothly mix tracks (which could be done beforehand), but to match the selection, EQs, mixing, etc. to the particular crowd at the particular event that particular day.

      Actually, I think you'd be surprised that, within the electronic music community, even among people who know jack about music, the idea that not only technical performance but fuzzy "situational adaption" is of paramount importance is practically a given.

      As for the final snide "profit" comment, I don't know where the hell that came from. I hope you aren't projecting your own priorities onto me, and were just speaking generally.

    14. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by FredFnord · · Score: 1

      > I don't know that it matters that much in Broadway plays (I suspect they play things the way they play them without any
      > influence from the audience)

      You'd be pretty surprised.

      Not that I've performed on Broadway. But I'd hate to think that the Broadway shows were WORSE in this regard than the shows that I've performed in. (And would find it hard to believe, frankly.) I do amateur work as an operetta singer/actor (the performers are unpaid, the conductor, director, costumer, and a few other people are paid) for a high-end amateur group, and I can tell you right now that our performances vary WIDELY depending on the audience's mood.

      -fred

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    15. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      I never understood how people could sue and win over this. The record was out there, and people bought it and were happy with it until they found out it wasn't really 2 guys but a german bloke. Then, they wanted their money back.

    16. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I'd imagine that many west end musicals get a huge audience of occassional theatregoers. I know people who will go for a birthday/anniversary and never throughout the year. So, they go to the theatre two or three times a year. They'll probably never go to the same show twice.

      So, telling the difference will probably be insignificant on these people.

    17. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      It's the idea that people bought it and were happy with it that I can't grasp. *shrug*

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    18. Re:I hope nobody finds out, or they're done for. by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      One night the audience gets excited at one part of the show...

      I very strongly doubt that one audience for a mass-market show like Les Mis (which I have seen, in case accuses me of snobbery) is significantly different from any other audience in terms of how it reacts. That is after all the talent of producers and directors from Mackintosh to Spielberg; they are able to both predict and shape how an average audience will react. Sure the real connoisseurs of theatre or film are going to react in more complex ways, but that's irrelevant since they aren't the intended audience anyway. Who cares how one person willing to pay $500 for a ticket reacts when you could easily get a thousand willing to pay $50?

      Anyway, all this talk of "real music" is nonsense. Are you less of a traveller because you fly to your destination rather than walking? Are you more naked because your clothes were made by a machine?

  10. A form of expression? by cardpuncher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >Art should be a form of expression, not an automated process

    The average West End musical is a form of business. The main art involved is that of making a profit.

    1. Re:A form of expression? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      The average West End musical is a form of business. The main art involved is that of making a profit.

      Shakespeare wrote plays to put bread on the table. He actually wanted to be remembered for his sonnets. Mozart composed to keep from starving--and had a rough time of it, sometimes.

      You can bet that their actors and musicians were getting paid for their work.

      Where did this attitude come from--that it can't be 'art' if people like it enough to pay money to see it?

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    2. Re:A form of expression? by cardpuncher · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone is likely to confuse Lloyd-Webber with Mozart.

      Where did this attitude come from -- that is must be 'art' if it involves a stage and performers? I think that probably exaggerates the cultural significance of the live sex show.

      There was nothing in my original post that deprecated popular entertainment. I don't think the people who put it together regard it as being high art, though. The highly-skilled, jobbing musicians who perform it night after night certainly don't. What's wrong with being a craftsman, plying your trade for money? Why does everyone have to be an "artist"?

  11. What about the other half? by cannon_trodder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although he can replace half, there are still jobs that he needs real musicians for. I wonder if those musicians would boycott or try to put him under pressure to use real musicians for everything? They must still have some leverage if they are needed for the parts that computers can't do...

    If the show is not making enough money then that is because it is past it's "sell-by" date. If it's just to make more money by cutting costs then it's pretty disgusting really. Yeah, he might make more money but how about putting money back into the community of musicians who made LM possible when computerisation was not an option? Guess I'm just an old softie really...

    1. Re:What about the other half? by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Union/guild infighting a big deal on Broadway - this probably REALLY rubs them the wrong way because a long musicians strike was just resolved last year. You can, of course, replace the entire orchestra with a sound tech and a technician. This is the norm in theatres that don't have an orchestra. The whole point of a major Broadway musical is the production, including a live orchestra. Otherwise you way as well just watch it on TV.

    2. Re:What about the other half? by weave · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This is only the beginning. One of the big reasons for a live orchestra was timing. The conductor has to ensure the music stays synced with what's happening on the stage. With a straight recording, that isn't possible. But now thanks to the ability to control the tempo of the music through a computer in real time, they really won't need ANY of them eventually.

      I wonder if Sir Cameron Mackintosh has a Macintosh and recently got his copy if iLife '04 and started playing around with GarageBand or something!

    3. Re:What about the other half? by inetuid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know reading the article is not considered good form, but it might be worth noting that the theatre they are playing at can only hold 11 musicians!

    4. Re:What about the other half? by bugbread · · Score: 1

      Sure, when you buy me a 3-D television.

    5. Re:What about the other half? by chromasoma · · Score: 2, Informative

      This apparently has already happened: Sinfonia's Controversy response
      Apparently the Opera Company of Brooklyn did not have sufficient musicians or sufficient space to hose them to stage a production of the Magic Flute. They used Sinfonia to replace the missing musicians and it was extremely successful. Based on this, they planned to stage The Marriage of Figaro only to be circumvented by the local union. According to Sinfonia, they were actually allowing the OCB to stage productions they otherwise could not have afforded to money, musician and space constraints. The article says that this is pretty much the case with the Les Mis production as well, there not being enought space for a full orchestra.
      That said, even though I prefer live music at a stage production, spontaniety and change being one of the main attractions of live performance (why see a favorite band/play more than once otherwise?), I would see a production that used something like Simfonia. I live in an area with only a couple of (very conservative) large playhouses. If a smaller company could put on a production they may not have otherwise had the resources for, well, everyone wins and I would support that.

    6. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wonder if Sir Cameron Mackintosh has a Macintosh...
      Mmmmmmm! GREAT!
    7. Re:What about the other half? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand, the timing is pretty much set. However, in a live scenario, packages like 'Performer' for the Mac can jump bars, etc, for unexpected incidents (singers skipping verses, etc).

      This has been happening for a while in Sydney, Australia. Last year I saw 'Leader of the Pack' and they did not even attempt to hide it - from a 5-piece band (Keys, Guitar, Bass, Drums & Sax) they 'augmented' with recorded brass parts. In addition to this, from what I could see the backing vocals were not live either (no mics to be seen, and the vox sounded very 'dry' - no echo - too dry for a live performance).

      I do wonder whether most theatre-goers are aware of this, or they are getting duped. A theatre ticket costs 3x a DVD purchase, even as a musician I find trouble seeing value for money when you are not really getting a live performance.

      BTW, I saw this trend starting many years ago, and straight after I had finished my music degree I started looking for work in IT! It is very sad, but I truly believe that the market for live musicians is a declining one.

  12. Did anyone notice..... by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that the salary of a professional musician ,who has most probably spent years of training and hard work ,working for a major west end production makes only 450 a week(and this figure is most probably gross).Waiters earn this sum working 7-8 shifts.I mean what happened to cultural society?

    How many musicians give up just because they cant survive on these wages?I am appalled.

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    1. Re:Did anyone notice..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did. I become a programmer. I thought (late 80s, early 90s) that this was the career that was supposed to replace those "low-level, menial factory worker jobs" and never dreamed that one day it would be called a "low-level code monkey" job that could be "outsourced".

    2. Re:Did anyone notice..... by darnok · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think, more than anything else, the salary of an orchestral musician reflects the fact that they're generally (a) highly replaceable, and (b) not a key component of the overall package. I'm not saying they're not highly skilled, but there's an awful lot of unemployed musicians out there prepared to work for peanuts.

      Exceptions obviously exist, but how often would people fork out cash to go to a play or musical because a particular musician is involved?

    3. Re:Did anyone notice..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you implying I cannot make a living doing whatever the heck I want?
      Well that just sucks.
      I am going to have to give up on my reading Slashdot career now.

    4. Re:Did anyone notice..... by Bob+Zer+Fish · · Score: 1

      Uhm, hang on.
      We're talking about 450GBP a week, for what 25-30 hrs worth of work? (Performance is say 3hrs + walm upstoo)
      It isn't bad, especially if they teach during the day as well.

      What is more interesting is which musicians they replaced. I'd replace all the percussion section, since imho that must be easiest to replace.
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    5. Re:Did anyone notice..... by ricosalomar · · Score: 2, Informative
      Hear, hear! I've been a professional musician for 20 years. I've been very succesful, played on Broadway shows (the US version of West End), Grammy-winning multi-platinum cds, international tours and TV shows etc. If you listen to the radio or watch TV, you've likely heard me play. I'm not saying this to brag, but to concur, in part, to the parent.

      I've spent most of my life practicing, and studying my instrument, easily enough time to have gotten a graduate degree. And I get: waking up in motel rooms, standing in line at airports, and very occasionally, being treated like a rock star. But the society in which I live doesn't seem to consider my contribution important. There have been a couple of years where I made >$80k(US), but those years meant 200+ days gone from my wife and daughter, round the clock. Factor in gigantic phone bills, the hefty tax on being self-employed, no insurance, and you start to think about a career change. I'm getting my CS degree right now. Please don't mention India.

      Now, on the topic of using computers for *live* performances, many of the acts I've played with use *recordings* of music in their live shows, sorry, but it's true. I'm sure many of you have seen performances where this was going on and didn't even know it. Some people find this offensive, some don't. But the use of digital recording technology in live performance is very widespread, and acceptable to the music industry. In addition, the singers that you hear on records(sic) are most likely not really singing those notes, they are being manipulated by software, primarily for intonation. So maybe it's not so bad that they're not singing live, either.

      The unions were able to stop this replacement of artists on Broadway, but they (we) likely can't hold out forever.

    6. Re:Did anyone notice..... by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a joke...
      What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?

      The pizza can feed a family of four.

      I've known quite a few musicians in my life. Some of them pretty damn good. Most count themselves lucky if they can recover the cost of their instruments.

    7. Re:Did anyone notice..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      India!

      Ni!

    8. Re:Did anyone notice..... by anachron · · Score: 1
      The salary of a professional musician is also not entirely bound to one performing gig. Typically, they will teach lessons and maintain at least a few professional regular jobs...

      On the other hand, there are probably plenty of musicians that will not go into full time performance because of the living standard. Which can only lower the talent pool, I guess...

    9. Re:Did anyone notice..... by damiam · · Score: 1
      We're talking about 450GBP a week

      No one mentioned GBP. Since this is a US site, assume US dollars.

      for what 25-30 hrs worth of work? (Performance is say 3hrs + walm upstoo)

      Then there's many hours of unpaid practice time, not including the dozens of years (and thousands of tuition dollars) it takes to become a reasonable musician in the first place. In addition, they're expected to bring their own instrument - good violins and cellos often run upwards of $15000. Professional musicians are very skilled workers (much more so than most $400K PHB's), and it's sad that our society doesn't appreciate it enough to pay them what they deserve.

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      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    10. Re:Did anyone notice..... by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      I mean what happened to cultural society?

      It's a wholly different business model. In most jobs, the vast majority of the workers are paid within a standard deviation or two of the mean wage for the job. Few of them are very poor, few of them are very wealthy. Most technical jobs are like this, in fact most of all jobs. But the risk/reward calculation in music (in fact, all art) is completely different. Such people have a high probability of poverty, but a small chance at stunning wealth. And no-one pointed a gun at them and told them to be musicians (or whatever) they chose their own risk/reward profile.

      So, don't waste your time feeling sorry for them any more than you waste your time envying members of boy-bands.

    11. Re:Did anyone notice..... by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Aye, Cap'n! I've been playing in a Star Trek punk rock band for 11 years. We've never been sucessful except for getting kicked out of clubs for making fun of the owners and drinking our own weight in cheap beers that the normal person wouldn't use to put out fires. No award winning CDs (in fact, no CDs at all), but does being in Trekkies 2 count?

      I've spent almost none of my life practicing my 2 string bass, but enough time drinking to have gotten a graduate degree. Sure, I have a BA, but hell, it's a BA. Barely Adequate. And I get: touring in vans, sleeping in vans, and very occasionally, getting free drinks (thank you Missoula!). I haven't slept with a single green skinned chick yet! But the society in the US doesn't seem to consider my love of Star Trek and my love of punk rock important. Sure, there's been a couple times where we made $15 dollars at a show, but that doesn't cover my bar tab. Factor in gigantic phone bills, the hefty tax of working dead end jobs, no insurance, and wearing a furry Mugatu costume in the 100+ temperature of Sacramento, and you start to think of a career change. So I'm now hosing monkey shit from infectious and non-infectious monkeys. Please don't mention HIV/SIV.

      Now, on the topic of mixing Star Trek with punk rock, most of the other Star Trek punk rock bands don't last long. I'm sure you've all seen a punk rock band in Star Trek costumes singing about Shatner, and didn't even notice it. That's because of the alcohol you had. Some people find this offensive, some don't.

      Paramount weren't able to stop this satire of artists on Star Trek, but it's not likely I can do this forever.

      I'm sorry ricosalamar, I couldn't help myself.

  13. Synths aren't that good yet... by Jim+Starx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think they'll find that while samplers can recreate the basic acoustical sound of an instrument perfectly, it just can't handle the incredible detail and expression that comes from having a good musician play the instrument live. I guess I could understand it in a normal play, but in a musical?

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    1. Re:Synths aren't that good yet... by adagioforstrings · · Score: 1
      I do agree with you, but the difference between real and sampled is becoming more and more difficult to discern. Check out the Vienna Symphonic Library. One of their products offers 135 Gigabytes in samples. They record instruments individually, in groups, with different expressiveness. It's incredible.

      I always prefer real musicians, but if they need to cut costs and they can get good samples, I understand the reasoning. It's just very unfortunate though.

  14. Suprising by mcbunny29 · · Score: 1



    Surprising this hasn't happened before.

    1. Re:Suprising by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      I thought it had, as a dupe. I remember reading this one at least a week ago, but I guess it wasn't on Slashdot otherwise the dedicated Slashdot Dupe-Detector Squad would have posted something.

      And there was Kraftwerk who replaced themselves with machines at some concerts...

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  15. Well, I was going to say... by juglugs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was just about to bring up the hypothetical situation that the music has to be adaptable to any hiccups that occur on the stage - i.e. an actor forgets a cue so the orchestra plays an extra intro bar.
    However, I was working in the theatre when the first automated lighting desks appeared and a skillfull operator could always adapt or delay when changing to the next "scene".
    Having said that, lighting is secondary to the performance compared with the music - jumping around the place would be kind of stupid. How do they cope with non-scripted events?

    I'm also of the opinion that we pay pretty high ticket prices to see a "live" performance - both for the actors and the musicians - I think I'd feel ripped off knowing that it was a computer orchestra..

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    1. Re:Well, I was going to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...lighting is secondary to the performance compared with the music...

      Overheard in the production office:

      Voice 1: Oh yeah? Then why do most people say they're going to see a show/band/concert, etc.?

      Voice 2: Whatever. Nobody's ever gone home humming the light show.

      Voice 1: That humming was the P.A. I'm surprised that you, a sound engineer, actually heard it.

      Voice 2: Silly squint.

      Voice 1: I'd rather squint than squeal.

      Voice 2: (Laughter) You couldn't light a birthday cake.

      Voice 1: (Laughter) You couldn't mix Tang!

    2. Re:Well, I was going to say... by RussGarrett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Sinfonia site mentions that the operator can alter how it plays the music, presumably by skipping back by a few bars. Anyhow, as I mention in my comment further down, such slipups are very rare in a long-running professional production.

      Having said that, last time I went to see Les Mis, with full orchestra, it was actually fairly poor musically. So maybe that'll improve, who knows.

    3. Re:Well, I was going to say... by fuctape · · Score: 1
      Well, according to the FA, there's a live 'trained' operator who queues up the sequences live -- he's watching the show, so just like your lighting operator, he can adjust to need.

    4. Re:Well, I was going to say... by fuctape · · Score: 1
      Ach, always refresh before you post something redundant...

    5. Re:Well, I was going to say... by juglugs · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't you notice it skipping back a few bars?

      such slipups are very rare in a long-running professional production.

      When I went to see "Phantom", the phantom entered at the top of the large staircase, stood on his cape, slipped down the entire length of stairs, recovered, stood up and started his singing - whilst the orchestra just repeated the baseline before his "song" - it worked really well.

      Also, I'd say that it's one of the skills of an actor to get through the show without the audiences realizing just how many mistakes are made - you'd be surprised!

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    6. Re:Well, I was going to say... by RussGarrett · · Score: 1

      Depends, it'd need to be quite intelligent to know how to repeat a phrase of music seamlessly, but it's certainly not impossible. You'd probably need to program it with hints as to which phrases could be repeated, and how to carry things on.

  16. ... an trained operator? ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    English is not my mother tongue, but that hurt.

  17. All together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!

    1. Re:All together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  18. Par for the course by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The life of an artist has always been a meager one. Only on rare occassions does a musician, painter, or poet earn a gainful existance off their art alone. This is why you see so many artists that are alos waiters, waitresses, coffee shop workers, and teachers.

    Basically, as an artist, unless you are a really famous poet, lauded painter, sought after comic book artist, best-selling writer, or a pop music star, you are broke.

  19. Ticket Price better be cheaper by cosmol · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When you buy a ticket to a live performance, you expect to see real live humans performing. If some of the human performers have been replaced with machines, one should expect the ticket prices to be lower.

    I would gladly spend "full" price to see a performance which was originally meant to be done by machines. But if the spirit of a performance is changed solely to cut costs, the savings should be passed along to me, or I'd rather spend my money on the real thing.

    1. Re:Ticket Price better be cheaper by darnok · · Score: 1

      At a guess, a large consideration in this decision was to reduce the cost of "delivering" the music.

      If so, maybe this was the only way they could afford to stage the show at all.

    2. Re:Ticket Price better be cheaper by RussGarrett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As the article says, it wasn't directly to cut costs, it was because they're moving to a smaller theatre where the pit can only accommodate twelve or so musicians. I'm guessing they're moving to a smaller venue because of falling audience numbers, so that is probably a factor. But if it's a case of using a computerised orchestra or the show going bankrupt, which would you choose?

  20. Re:fp by /dev/trash · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nope, sorry you are post number 8279449, A far cry from first.

  21. Time to stryke up the band by skreet · · Score: 1

    With all of this production going into works now and people able to compose their own music via the pc/mac then lan network, it's not a wonder that everyone is not recording their own Symphonies. And reselling them for .99 cents per pop.

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  22. alsa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they at least use alsa v.1.0.2?

  23. This battle already fought in New York by yelvington · · Score: 5, Informative

    This issue led to a battle between producers and the musicians union in New York last spring, which eventually resulted in a four-day strike ended by a new contract brokered by the mayor's office. The compromise preserves live orchestras, but reduces the required size. Most media coverage has expired (or moved into paid archives) but a simple Google search turns up:

    Anti-synthesizer advocacy site.

    Sinfonia article.

    Settlement story.

    1. Re:This battle already fought in New York by axxackall · · Score: 1
      No problem. Once such music-synthesizing software programs will grow smarter, they will create their own unions.

      So, what laws says about conflicts between unions?

      Well, knowing unions I can say they will unite soon, and the battle will be over. The music producer will have to hire either alive musicians from the union, or the software from the same union.

      Everyone's happy. Problem's solved.

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  24. Can they recreate the sound perfectly? by enosys · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Can they recreate the sound perfectly? I doubt it. Wavetable synthesis generally doesn't involve recording every possible tone the instrument can play. Some tones are generated from others so it's not perfect. Hopefully this system uses a lot of samples.

    I'm also pretty sure that a musician playing the actual instrument can change more parameters than you can change on a synthesizer simulating that.

    Even if you had a perfect recording of sound you wouldn't have the same radiation pattern from your speakers as from real instruments. I'm sure that using this you can tell if it's a live orchestra or a bunch of speakers.

    1. Re:Can they recreate the sound perfectly? by Heggsy · · Score: 1

      I have one of these:

      Wyvern Toccata III
      (yes, I have a huge organ *ba-dumm*)

      It's a digital pipe(less) organ, and the quality of the sound it produces is absolutely first class. The Wyvern company prides itself on its digital technique, which involves sampling each individual note and faithfully replicating it with all of its idiosyncracies. I cant distinguish music played on a Wyvern organ from music played on a conventional pipe organ. My organ teacher, a church and concert organist for over 40 years, also finds it very hard to tell the difference.

      Mind you, an organist has much less control over the quality of the sound produced than, say, a violinist. Nevertheless, I guess what I'm trying to say is that technology is sufficiently advanced that it IS possible to produce convincing digital representations of musical instrument. IMHO, of course.

  25. Good for more than this is bad for by dada21 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Most of us are only looking at some musicians who will be losing this particular job. When you have a career or an ability, you have to gauge your chances of marketing said ability. If I was a horse-shoer or a gaslamp-lighter, I'd probably not find many job opportunities.

    It is said that these individuals have lost these particular jobs, but what about what others have gained? The producers of this show will save money, which means they'll have more disposable income to spend on other things they want (meaning new jobs in other areas). Maybe they'll eat out more, or go on more vacations. Or maybe they'll lower the prices of their tickets, which means the customers who buy tickets will have more disposable income to spend money elsewhere.

    Like Bastiat's "Broken Window" myth dismissal, this job dismisall is also a bogeyman. So is "offshore job outsourcing." When some people can't do the job at a price the rest of us are willing to pay, then it is time to find new skills or promote other skills they may have.

    All tariffs harm the economy, and fighting for jobs for musicians instead of using synthesizers is ludicrous. If the customer doesn't mind the lower quality inhuman music, why should we care?

    1. Re:Good for more than this is bad for by sjlutz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Your post is reminisent of the Invisible Hand theory that I learned about in Economics. The theory is that in a free market society businesses that strive to do their best (make the most profit) end up with creating residual beneficial effects through-out society. It is a cornerstone of the free-market system (in theory). Because as companies attempt to maximize their productivity (economize), they create social benefits (more jobs, more money, etc) that everyone benefits from. The only drawback (that we learned) from a free-market economy is that wealth is not distributed equally. Also, please note, capitalism is not equal to free market. Capitalism is a modified free-market system, the details of the differences escape me right now though.

    2. Re:Good for more than this is bad for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The producers of this show will save money, which means they'll have more disposable income to spend on other things they want (meaning new jobs in other areas)."

      The future continues to look bright for coke dealers.

    3. Re:Good for more than this is bad for by FredFnord · · Score: 1

      > When some people can't do the job at a price the rest of us are willing to pay, then it is time to find new skills or promote other
      > skills they may have.

      Ah, the famous 'capitalism is god' theory. If you accept that the most important thing in the world is capitalism, then this is perfectly reasonable.

      If you accept that people have value too, aside from solely that which they provide to capitalism, then this is an ugly, ugly attitude. But an increasingly prevalent one.

      Funny how people are happier, the standards of living are higher, there's lower crime, there's lower incidence of ulcers, there's lower incidence of cancer, and so forth, in countries like Sweden. But if you accept that all these things are meaningless, then unfettered capitalism is the way to go.

      -fred

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    4. Re:Good for more than this is bad for by sploxx · · Score: 1

      ACK. Capitalism as a religion. And, if you, parent poster, are a free-thought, free-dom and probably free-software loving individual, you should also respect other people's opinion and not disregard them as being wrong.
      C'mon, the world is just not that simple.

  26. not a lot of savings by vijayiyer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    $10k per week? At a conservative $50 a pop, that's only equivalent to 200 people in the door - per week. It's sad that they're compromising the art for relatively small savings.

  27. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should be the first post, but it isn't. Where is it? [Hums X-Files theme...]

  28. Read the article - small pit! by jmorzins · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you've been following this story, you see that the musicians aren't being replaced merely for the sake of autmation. The issue is that the particular theater is tiny, and the musician's pit can hold only about a dozen musicians.

    The producer's viewpoint is that people who go to see Les Mis want to hear the full Les Mis sound, so he's using recorded music to fill in the for the people that the pit doesn't hold.

    1. Re:Read the article - small pit! by jmorzins · · Score: 1

      Ah, found the link I was looking for.
      This BBC article is from a few weeks ago, and describes the negotiations before the issue was settled.

  29. Synthesized music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans are in most cases simply acting as input for synthesized instruments anyway. They input the exact same thing over and over. Thus, they can be replaced by computers.

    But synthesizers still can't match real instruments, which is why musicians are still needed. But when you put musicians in front of computer inputs, they are bound to be replaced. Good synthesizers still are expensive, but they are bound to come down in price as demand increases, lowering per-unit licensing. Yes, there are free ones available, but it wouldn't come close to the commercial solutions from yamaha, etc.

    1. Re:Synthesized music by FredFnord · · Score: 1

      > Humans are in most cases simply acting as input for synthesized instruments anyway.

      Uh... what?

      I don't know what you consider 'most', but 'most' musicians these days don't play digital synthesized instruments. They play real instruments. As did the musicians which were replaced.

      -fred

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    2. Re:Synthesized music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're talking like synth instruments are *bad*, in and of themselves.

    3. Re:Synthesized music by MrBlint · · Score: 0
      But synthesizers still can't match real instruments

      But sythesisers *are* real instruments. And good hardware synths might be expensive but no more so than a professional quality "conventional" instrument (a friend of mine just spent 2500 pounds on an electric guitar for instance)

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  30. I assume that he was using... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makintosh computers! Yuk yuk yuk.

    1. Re:I assume that he was using... by tonyinsf · · Score: 0

      Yup, blame it on GarageBand.

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  31. This was an issue in the U.S. last year by rusty_rusty_rusty · · Score: 1

    Computer replacement of live theatre musicians became an issue on Broadway last year, as the Broadway musicians' union was preparing to strike over the producers' proposal to reduce minimum orchestra sizes in Broadway theatres. Essentially, the producers said that if the musicians struck, they would keep their Broadway musicals open by substituting a computer simulated orchestra, and some shows even called casts in to rehearse with these systems in preparation for a strike. In the end, the musicians did strike, but since the actors and some technicians honored the picket lines, the musicals were cancelled rather than performed with computer orchestras.

  32. The Customer DOES Mind by Detritus · · Score: 1

    If I go to the opera or to a musical, I expect live musicians and actors/singers. If I wanted canned music, I would save a bunch of money and buy a CD or DVD. I don't care how many whiz-bang gadgets are in the synthesizer, it isn't going to sound like real musicians playing real instruments.

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    1. Re:The Customer DOES Mind by dada21 · · Score: 1

      No, ONE customer minds. One customer makes not a profitable business. If this business' owners believe they can make a profit by throwing away live musicians, then they can only do so if their customers are willing to accept it. You may decide to not go to this particular theater, and spend your dollars wisely elsewhere.

    2. Re:The Customer DOES Mind by darnok · · Score: 1

      If there were more people like you around, Britney wouldn't stand a chance. In fact, you're probably already depriving her of income she's entitled to by not buying her music.

      That's it buddy - I'm calling the RIAA!

      The simple fact is - most people would rather hear music played "perfectly" and look at the pretty pictures, than listen to the mistakes that real musos make.

    3. Re:The Customer DOES Mind by sahonen · · Score: 1

      A good musician doesn't make mistakes. That's why he was hired to do big broadway productions. Even if he does make a mistake, he can cover it up. That's what being a musician is all about, mastering your instrument.

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  33. Re: But it's art by fudarus · · Score: 1

    dada21, I understand what you are saying, but the horse-shoer or the gaslamp-lighter would be better analogized with someone whose job was to manufacture cassette tapes. I should hope and expect that musicians (people) will continue to create and perform music. And that it's not something that will become obsolete - like horses as the main form of transportation.

  34. Soundblaster 16 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What really sucks is that it uses the General MIDI synth on the old soundblaster 16 card...

  35. I do see a point to doing this by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

    Since pretty much all the well known musicals today are found in New York City on Broadway. This presents a problem because people aren't going to New York as much as they use to due to terrorism concerns. Some musicals had to close because no one was going to NYC. I don't know if the audience numbers have returned to pre-Sept 11th levels or not, but saving a little money can be helpful. However, it really does ruin the experiance, sure the music may be accurate everytime, but I think that the a real musician is a hell of a lot better because he or she can add a whole lot more to the music than prerecorded music can.

    1. Re:I do see a point to doing this by nomadic · · Score: 2

      I used to work on Times Square, and due to the number of slack-jawed midwesterners I had to wade through on my lunch break, I'd assume the theaters are doing fine nowadays...

    2. Re:I do see a point to doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and we are talking about London, no?

    3. Re:I do see a point to doing this by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

      The seem to be doing it everywhere, so no matter where you talk about it's happening. I also believe that the musicians went on strike awhile back to stop this from happening in NYC, perhaps the same will happen in London.

  36. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome. Did you know that no one can open your userpage?

  37. Re: But it's art by dada21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do you know it won't become obsolete? Is talent even a necessity to succeed financially? I prefer live music over Britney-pop, so I'll continue to support the bands I love, but they'll never make a killing at it. They KNOW their style of music isn't financially viable, they do it out of love for performance. Their choice.

    Just because it is art doesn't mean that we as a society have to accept it -- the only things that really move forward are ones that can profit for the producer -- and profit does not have to mean financially. Some musicians profit by making their audience happy or by providing themselves with happiness.

    The producers of this particular theater have decided (or gambled or risked) that their customers won't mind a mechanical reproduction. They're taking the risk. The musicians, if they are good and their product is desired by some consumer(s), will find other work. If they can't find work, then they should find a new job or talent -- the public shouldn't be taxed to save what may become a dead product (or may not).

  38. This bit of news is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    music to my ears!

  39. sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I for one welcome our new musical overlords.

    1. Re:sorry by HaveCoolWillTravel · · Score: 1

      bwaaaaa hahahaha but yes, it begs the question; if we found out the goatse man was really a photopshopped gaping anus, would it be less goatse?

  40. Don't really get it by bheading · · Score: 1


    I don't really see the big deal. Synthesizers have been replacing musicians for decades, and have been capable of producing fairly passable orchestra synthesis for 20 years. What's new ? These articles to me seem more like publicity for the manufacturer of the machine.

    1. Re:Don't really get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just want to see if images post well here.

  41. The Darfsteller (1955?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I (mark_dot on /.) read Walter M. Miller Jr.'s The Darfsteller last year in "The Hugo Winners, Volume 1." A brilliant story about actors displaced by robots, who themselves are coordinated by a powerful central AI (machine). This real life story reminds me very strongly of The Darfsteller. I strongly recommend Miller's 50-page short story if you find this real life story intriguing. :)

  42. Well.. by RussGarrett · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mackintosh says he's been forced to do this by moving to the smaller theatre because the pit can only accommodate 11 musicians. Where exactly does the Musicians' Union want to put the rest of the orchestra? Suspend them from the ceiling?

    Reading the rather limited blurb about the Sinfonia on the manufacturer's site, it's not like the orchestra or conductor is playing to a click-track or anything, the Sinfonia is operated by someone, presumably playing along to a piano part or some other lead part under the control of the conductor, then the synths on it follow that. Which means the conductor still has overall control of the orchestra, and it seems that the Sinfonia operator can even repeat bars or whatever, in response to what's happening on stage (although in a professional musical, an actor forgetting their line is somewhat unlikely, those things run like clockwork).

    Yes, there's no substitute for live musicians, but if it's a case between the show going ahead or not (such as this case on RMS's site), then the answer is obvious to me. It's rather amusing that the musicians' unions are worried, they should be comforted in the knowledge that they can do better than a synth. Indeed, RMS claim that the Sinfonia can free up room for more live musicians by reducing the need for seperate synth players.

    Still, I'd like to have a play with it before I'm fully convinced :).

    1. Re:Well.. by WesternActor · · Score: 1
      Well, actors do occasionally forget lines, even in the highest caliber of plays. That just happens sometimes. However, in a musical like Les Miserables it's less likely to be an issue--if you go up on a lyric while singing, it's easy enough to just make up a word or two (or even sing "la") until you can find your place and get back on the beat again. But, you're right, it won't be much of an issue.


      What is an issue, apparently, is training someone to correctly use the system. I covered the Broadway musician's strike last year, and learned a bit about how these things work. Apparently, there's a pretty steep learning curve involved, and getting everything to sync up just right (and it has to be just right, of course) is not something one can just do right away. I believe the companies wanted to send someone out to use the systems during the shows and then train someone else, but even with a week or two of advanced notice, it proved unwieldy for the musicians and dangerous for the actors (as, on Broadway, a lot of scenery and light cues are timed to the music).


      While I have no doubt that, in this case, Sir Mackintosh will make sure everything comes across just fine, I still wish it were a road we didn't need to go down. The experience just isn't equivalent. But, unfortunately, the people who really know--and care about--the difference between live musicians and virtual orchestras don't make up the majority of the audiences. And, as I said in another message, they've likely already seen Les Miserables and moved on anyway--the show first opened in the U.K. over 20 years ago. What will come of this is anyone's guess, but I'm not seeing it as a particularly positive thing.

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    2. Re:Well.. by RussGarrett · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I completely agree. I'm not quite sure how one would operate that system with a pair of keyboards, and it has the potential to go horribly and obviously wrong if it breaks - much more so than one musician missing a note.

      Anyhow, it's definitely not a positive thing, nor was I trying to portray it as such.

    3. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Where exactly does the Musicians' Union want to put the rest of the orchestra? Suspend them from the ceiling?

      Well, some years ago I was touring New Zealand with "Cats", and in Wellington, the orchestra and conductor were in the building next door, as there wasn't room for them in the theatre. A big fat bundle of cables fed video and vocal from stage to the musicians and conductor, and video of the conductor back to monitors in the theatre for us performers to follow.

    4. Re:Well.. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Wait, RMS is in the music business now? Where do I get the emacs module?

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  43. Re:Computers replace women - nerds get a fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE

    Which word? You people keep talking about spreading the word, but it never comes out. Where is it?

  44. go girl! by Wehden · · Score: 1

    they are just following a score, no creative input what so ever... if a machine can do the job better imo it should

    1. Re:go girl! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Playing from a score requires a hell of a lot of creativity. If you don't think so, you should try it sometime. You can't bring the music to life by simply playing the right notes at the right time. Interpreting a piece requires all kinds of choices on the part of the performer. It is not possible to indicate every aspect of the music in a score. That's why you need musicians. A program, no matter how sophisticated, will never replace real live musicians.

  45. Actual user experience by paiute · · Score: 1

    I was right in the middle of a solo, and the music went like beep beep beep and then it was dead and I had to start all over again! And it was a really good solo!

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    1. Re:Actual user experience by dcuny · · Score: 1
      I can relate. I used to have a Kawai K1 and a Emu Proteus 1. Things were going just swimmingly until one day the Proteus decided to freak out and played a bunch of random notes, really fast, and really high in pitch.

      I think it was the fault of the K1 throwing random MIDI data at the Proteus, but since it had proved itself to be unreliable in performance, I (quite sadly) had to sell the Proteus - I couldn't afford to replace the K1.

      Of course, you can now get all five Proteus modules on CD for about $100US.

      These days, I pretty much stick to playing the piano - I know it's not going to fail me, even if the power completely shuts down.

      Hrm... I just noticed this blurb on the page for the OrchEXTRA, apparently the budget version of the Sinfonia (emphasis added):

      • With OrchEXTRA in the pit, actors on stage feel fully supported while the pit musicians experience the thrill of playing with a full orchestra.

      Wow! The thrill of being able to play with a full orchestra! I know it's the kind of thing that thrilled me when I started playing in the orchestra in school - the chance to actually play along with a real, live OrchEXTRA! (Iknow - the fact that my school actually had an orchestra makes me really, really old.)

      So it's not a substitute, it's the real thing.

  46. These guys must dress in rags by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    "to replace 11 musicians saving 5,000 GBP ($9,450 US) per week."

    That works out to $454.54 per week per musician.
    I can assure you that these guys aren't living a rockstar life.
    Perhaps the musicians will feel rewarded by the irony of the situation?

  47. If I wrote a play... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...where the entire soundtrack was scored by Commodore 64 SID chips. What now?

  48. it's more than 25-30 hrs by p940e · · Score: 1

    If you're a trumpet player, at that level, you'll probably have to put in at least another 2-3 hours EVERY DAY just to keep your lip muscles in conditioned. As a trumpet player, I know...missing just one day, feels like you missed half a week.

  49. This does work by pbooktebo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As long as the computer is synched with the group by a person, the quality of this will be more than acceptable.

    If you're listening, you'll notice that much of TV and movie music is already computerized (often with one or two real woodwinds or a real guitar, which gives it enough life to satisfy nearly anyone).

    And, although the tradition of theater is for live music, our musical environments and tastes are constantly being shaped by techno, hip-hop, and even rock that relies upon computerized beats aesthetically (intentionally, to create non-human sounding grooves etc.), so many people like what they hear.

    I remember being surprised reading Miles Davis' Autobiography, where he talks about making the switch to a drum machine for his records (in the 1980's). He basically said that it was easier, sounded great, and the time was better. He was convincing.

    Now, in terms of putting musicians out of work, and creating a culture where most musicians don't have a chance to learn to be great by playing in bars, cafes, and pit orchestras (even Stravinsky did this in Paris), instead giving us a stream of good musicians who can't interact with a crowd or good-looking performers with shallow musical abilities? That's another, and much sadder, story.

  50. In Other News.. by Scot+Seese · · Score: 4, Funny

    Britney Spears is scheduled to be replaced by two writers, a perfect-pitch filter, and a hacked Aibo.

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    1. Re:In Other News.. by darnok · · Score: 1

      I'd be very surprised if she hasn't been using a pitch-filter on just about everything she's recorded.

      That type of music sounds particularly (ok, "even more") grating when the singer is out of tune. When every instrument in the mix is absolutely mechanically perfect, off-key vocals stand out like dog's balls.

      Pop music producers have been tweaking singer's pitch since at least the Stock Aitken Waterman days in the mid 80s, and it's that difficult to detect now that they'd be silly not to use it.

    2. Re:In Other News.. by majid · · Score: 1

      Britney Spears could be replaced by a pink noise generator, that would still be an improvement...

    3. Re:In Other News.. by NemesisEnforcer · · Score: 1

      Britney Spears vs. Shannon Apple...

      Hologram wins, any day of the week.

      (Shannon Apple is a virtual music singer from the movie Macross Plus [excellent movie] btw)

  51. Musicians and the Technology Revolution by AnomalyConcept · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being a musician myself (violin + percussion), I have heard many stories of this, where live musicians are being replaced by synthesizers. I've never encountered this myself, due to the fact that I don't play professionally, but it is an ongoing trend. What is the point to go watch a performance if half of the orchestra is computerized? What's to prevent you from duplicating this at home (besides the obvious gap in technology)? Musicians already have a hard time finding a source of income, and now their niche is being replaced... On a sidenote to this, one of my violin teachers is/was in the process of getting A+ certified, just so he could support his income...

    1. Re:Musicians and the Technology Revolution by Alyeska · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And how about all of the composers who worked hard, but can never get access to an orchestra?

      Americans are used to hearing their music generated by amps & speakers. Maybe I can tell the difference and appreciate a real orchestra, but they can't. I'm happy that I can actually write and produce a score for a live production that will run for weeks. That was impossible with the cost of an orchestra.

  52. Not so bad by cpu_fusion · · Score: 5, Funny

    So they outsourced the musicians eh? Well, at least the drummers are safe.

    1. Re:Not so bad by sahonen · · Score: 1

      I know it's a joke, but as a drummer I'd like to let people know that there's more to drumming than it looks. A group of the best musicians on the planet will sound horrible if the drummer sucks. I've seen it myself, a church worship band with a high school drummer one week would suck, then the same group with me in the hot seat a week later would absolutely rock. This isn't ego, I've shown both recordings to people without telling them which one's which.

      Anyway, there's a lot of subtle issues like placing the notes slightly ahead of or behind the beat and altering the dynamics of different hits across various limbs, all while listening to the band to figure out what the best thing to play for the situation would be and, of course, the obvious trying to play 4 different rhythms at the same time.

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  53. Actally... by FredFnord · · Score: 2, Informative

    Les Miserables is an operetta.

    -fred

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    1. Re:Actally... by RussGarrett · · Score: 1

      Well, since we're arguing semantics, my musical dictionary equates Operetta and Musical. Anyhow, it's somewhat debatable whether Les Mis is an operetta, since it has no spoken dialogue, and it certainly isn't much shorter than most operas.

    2. Re:Actally... by armchairlinguist · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's plenty of room for disagreement, but many people/dictionaries make a definite distinction between musical and operetta.

      I agree with you, though -- Les Mis is much more of an opera than a musical, in my mind.

    3. Re:Actally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Les Miserables is an operetta."

      Les Miserables is crap

    4. Re:Actally... by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 1

      Doesn't an Opera have to be in Italian? WTF?

    5. Re:Actally... by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Informative
      Please tell me you're joking. Yes, Italy has a long and distinguished operatic history. But there are plenty of operas, famous ones even, that are not in Italian. Mozart's The Magic Flute is widely regarded as the first true German opera (the "German opera" you see early on in Amadeus is really more like a musical), and of course all of Wagner's work was German. La Traviata is French (the French also have a long operatic tradition, but most of them are frankly not very good, Verdi is one of the rare exeptions). English is an uncommon language for opera, but it does crop up occasionally, I saw an opera by Stravinsky in English called "The Rake's Progress," inspired by the series of paintings of the same name by William Hogarth.

      Bringing this discussion back to the topic at hand, there was a period in the history of opera where the singers were exaulted while the orchestra was ignored. Pyrotechnics and elaborate sets also ruled the day. Operas from this period were generally about mythological characters, the genere was known as "opera seria." Like French grand opera, there was little of musical value during this period. Opera seria was spectacle without substance, and one of the only opera serias to be performed regularly today is Mozart's Idomeneo, and that's only because Mozart is just that good. I feel musicals are heading down a similar path to opera seria, and 200 years from now, none of them will be remembered or performed.

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    6. Re:Actally... by PD · · Score: 1

      It's better than Cats.
      I will see it again and again.

      (If you don't get the joke, don't moderate.)

  54. Re: But it's art by fudarus · · Score: 1

    I have a feeling that it will not become obsolete for the reasons that you have stated- "They KNOW their style of music isn't financially viable, they do it out of love for performance." and that despite a band's financial success, you will "continue to support the bands (you) love." There are people creating and likewise people supporting.

  55. Then why not replace the actors too? by tonyinsf · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Might as well throw in a video screen, and just play a DVD while you are at it. Think of all the savings.

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  56. Lost Respect by nuintari · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow, I have just lost a lot of respect for Les Mis. I go to see a show such as les mis to expiriance the talent that goes into performing it, the stage performers, the musiciansa, hell, even the ingenious nature of the stage crew entertains me. I do not go to shows to hear a computer reguritate the same shit each time.

    I guess I won't be seeing/hearing les mis anymore.

    I say this as a computer geek, and a drummer.

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  57. Repetition by metadatay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The musicians that are missing out on these jobs are just being put out of their misery. Playing the same part in the same musical night after night after night is enough to drive anyone insane.

  58. not for real! I'm outta here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    booo!

    I go to see musicals because of the live music played by live skilled people AND for the singers and dancers on the stage (and various other places in the room for some musicals ;-) )

    a computer is NOT what i want to hear. if i want that sort of thing, i'll stay at home with a DVD thanks - whats next? no actors/actresses and just some prefilmed footage instead???

  59. I go to hear EVERYTHING! by oboist311 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Les Miserables is a musical, not a play. The music is vital for setting the mood of the piece. Each character has his or her own motif which lets gives you insight into the characters. For Wagner, this was almost more important for character development than the libretto (lyrics) itself. When I go to a musical, I pay for the best seats so I can sit close to the pit. I want to see the conductor carefully watching the actors on stage and communicating with the musicians so that everything stays together. It is truly an amazing thing to see a large group of people perform together in sync.

    When I was in high school, I got to see a touring company of Les Miserables. One of the parts I looked forward to seeing the most was after the barricades fall and Jean Valjean looks through the bodies for Marius. There is a huge oboe solo that plays the melody to Jean Valjean's song, "Bring Him Home." This music conveys to the audience that although Jean Valjean knows he will lose his daughter to Marius by saving him, he knows that is what he should do. As an oboe student, I listened carefully how the musician interpreted the solo. It was a rare opportunity for me to get to hear someone else besides my teachers, and a machine simply would not have been the same.

    Once in college as a music major, I got to experience the musicians' union's pettiness. Many times we had to sit in rehearsal for several minutes not allowed to rehearse because our morning rehearsal had gone over several minutes and the union members' lunch break had to be exactly sixty minutes. However when it came time to play, people would get over their egos and make music. (Musicians have always been difficult to deal with - Bach stabbed a bassoonist and Handel tried to throw a soprano out a window!).

    Next month, my elementary school music students are going to get a great opportunity. The Nashville Opera company is travelling to our rural mining town and performing The Barber of Seville. The school had a choice whether to watch the performance on a live internet broadcast or have a scaled down version of the opera travel to the school. We chose to have the opera come to the school because seeing it live will engage the students better and just be more exciting for them. The children are prettty pumped about it, too.

    It saddens me to think that Les Mis has to move to a smaller theater because of declining ticket sales. Perhaps it would be better to let it close with a little dignity instead of letting go on forever like Cats. But Cameron Macintosh was responsible for Cats lingering on forever too!

  60. So what? by xilmaril · · Score: 1

    I think people are missing out on something obvious here. If the customer minds, the customer will complain or stop paying as often. And to stop that, the musicians will be brought back.

    If there is a problem, it'll kinda correct itself, no?

  61. Bend Aid by Psoleko · · Score: 1

    Can't wait to see Silon and Garfunkel

  62. As a theatre professional... by WesternActor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have mixed feelings about this. While I believe very strongly that live music is a vital part of the theatrical experience when attending a musical, the proliferation of poor amplification or just too much amplification reduces the orchestral accompaniment in most musicals to little more than a wall of mostly uncolored sound anyway. That, of course, is why producers can get away with this--when the sound is changed/distorted electronically, the application of virtual orchestras will make it sound just good enough to be passable. You assign the particularly lively or agile passages of the score to the live musicians and let the virtual orchestra play everything else. Why not? In most cases, the audience won't be able to tell. But I think it does truly alter the experience. I've seen performances of (professional) shows using taped/recorded music, and while this isn't exactly the same thing, the experience doesn't compare with seeing a musical with a live orchestra. And, of course, that experience doesn't compare with a full-sized orchestra unamplified with unamplified singers. That is the best, most natural way to go, but that's a battle that has mostly been lost in the professional theatre arena anyway.

    Les Miserables has to move out of its current theater because of renovations, and the theater they're moving into is the only one currently available. But, as it's quite a bit smaller, there's not enough room for the orchestra. But I find it odd, then, that the stage is big enough for the show (which, itself, is quite big) or the cast (which is also quite big), but the pit isn't big enough for the orchestra. And, of course, by ripping out a row or two of seats, the orchestra pit could easily be expanded. But no one wants to do that, because it would cut into the profits. The easiest thing to do for audiences who mostly don't know or care about the difference between virtual music and live music is to replace musicians. But at what point does reducing Les Miserables or any show make it no longer the same show? At a certain point during the Broadway run of the show, they just cut 15 minutes out of it to get it to run under three hours so they would have to stop paying the cast overtime. But the ticket prices, of course, didn't go down. Rest assured that audiences paying to see Les Miserables in London will not be paying less for fewer live musicians. The difference will go right into Cameron Mackintosh's pocket, as is always the case.

    Personally, I think when it comes time to start cheating the audience out of the full experience of the show, as in either the current London case or the Broadway one I mentioned above, it might be best to just close the show and move on. But that's speaking from an audience member's perspective--from the perspective of someone who is something of an industry insider, sure, take the customers who don't know the difference for as much money as you can. The ones who do know the difference probably have already seen Les Miserables one or more times and have no desire to go back to see a reduced version of the show.

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    1. Re:As a theatre professional... by winwar · · Score: 1

      I was wondering if someone would mention this.. Unfortunately music amplification is not limited to musicals.

      The reason that I don't go to "live" music - for instance orchestras - is that virtually all of the performances that I have attended have been amplified. That is a microphone is used to amplify the sound and play them over speakers that are probably crappier than what I have in my home stereo system.
      One of the purposes of going to live performances is to hear the instruments unamplified. Otherwise I might as well buy a CD of a better performance and listen to it at home!

    2. Re:As a theatre professional... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, as a theatre sound technician, here's the other side (I work in dance).

      Live music adds so much to a performance. It is not cheap though. I have been responsible for the replacing of musicans with a recorded track (+4 string players playing to a click, so there is still a live element) simply because 12 string players will not fit into some of the pits we go to - believe me, sometimes we have struggled with a string quartet and a piano. This piece is 20 minutes long. Over the course of one tour (3 months) we saved 15k. We will in general use live music wherever possible, but if a choreographer wishes to use music that is either impossible to do live, or waaaay to costly (Rolling Stones anyone?) then we have to do a recorded playback.

      For the show I work on, the main focus of the show is what is on stage, and the sound should reflect that. With the exception of one or two pieces, the musicians are in the pit. Being in a pit means that there is no direct path for the sound from the musicians to the audience in the stalls and quite often in the first circle. This is usually more of a problem on the higher instruments which lack clarity as higher frequencies are more directional. To preserve the sound quality of the orchestra, I often simply use a stereo pair of microphones placed in front of the conductor. This, balanced with the natural sound coming out of the pit, works well for some pieces, and means that the audience can hear all the instruments rather than a smear. I generally try to avoid the musical thing of individually micing every instrument because you lose a lot that way and it's a pain in the arse to set up, but in certain venues where speaker placement is terrible, or the piece calls for it, that's the way it has to be. There are many compromises that have to be made, week in and week out. As for unamplified singers, a vast majority of theatres have such poor acoustics that this is totally impractical - they are either totally dead (so sound doesn't carry) or have a reverb time of approximately a week, so, while you can hear it, you have no idea what the hell was said. Plus 1 singer (on stage) vs 25 musicians (inc brass and percussion) - best of luck, I can assure you you'll never hear a word during the loud bits, and I'd MUCH prefer to hear what was sung rather than have 25 musician have to hold back. Or having to have an opera singer, but that's just personal preference.

      I agree with you that many people can't tell the difference - I often get people asking what CD we were using. Depressing.

    3. Re:As a theatre professional... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked for ten years as a professional technician on large scale musicals I can happily say that muso's are a pain in the arse - the less the better. 95% of what you hear on large shows is amplified anyway - you could put the band in a controlled space across the road and pipe in the sound - wouldn't make any difference. Just make sure the "controlled space across the road" isn't the pub.

  63. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  64. Locking themselves in... by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

    One guy trained to use a proprietary system sounds like it could eventually become more expensive than actual musicians. I would expect the demand for this sort of talent to far outweigh the supply. What happens when demand makes him more expensive than the original musicians?

    Were I a theatre patron, I would be sorely disappointed that the show I paid good money for involved this. I think they've miscalculated what an audience demands. I think an audience *does* want a live orchestra if they're paying for a top-quality show. This fails to deliver in that regard, and devalues the performance accordingly. I guess ticket sales will show exactly how much.

  65. It really is different by violajack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To address a few of the concerns raised here:

    Les Mis is not a play, it is a musical. In fact, there is little to no spoken word in Les Mis making it almost an opera, which would make the music quite important.

    Many people seem to think that if all the musicians are doing is playing from the score, then a machine may as well be doing it. To me, that's like saying, "if all the actors are doing is reading from the script, then we may as well replace them with robots." The fact is, despite the mess of markings that is a classical score, there are many more things not on that page that musicians are expected to fill in. There is a passion and subtlety of emotion, expression, articualtion, and sound that no machine can reproduce.

    As a classicaly trained musician soon to graduate with my Master's in performance, I may be a bit biased, but the majority of my training hinges on those very points. Playing the music on the page is a given, you just have to be able to do at least that. What gets you a job and makes the music worth listening to, is doing more than what's on the page.

    Now admittedly, that's hard to do for a show that's been running for so long. Many people have pointed out the business end of this decission. So, lets look at this from a business point of view...If the market demand for performance of this show no longer supports it being preformed in a space big enough, then the market has no more need for this show. Maybe it's time to learn a new show.

    I think that all adds up to about $.04. Thanks for reading

    1. Re:It really is different by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      Read the descriptions of Sinfonia, as well as the site literature. It's not a dumb playback machine. The sequence is put in ahead of time, sure. But it is still controlled by a musician. If he plays more agressively, the whole of it is played more aggressively. If he slows, speeds, lightens up, jazzes it up, fades a few measures early, etc to suit the conductor's direction for the night, the machine is designed to adapt per the human player's cue.

      I'm 100% for this if it enables productions where a full orchestra might not have been economically feasible. Do I want it replacing the Chicago Symphony Orchestra? Naw. But I'll certainly take it over a bare orchestra and a single pianist or synth for accompaniment.

      Let the audiences decide.

    2. Re:It really is different by sahonen · · Score: 1

      I want to see the code for "play this passage more agressively," or "jazz it up." You're talking about extremely subtle changes in note placement, duration and dynamics. I'd also like to see a keyboard, which is percussive by nature, replace a violin, which is just about the closest anyone's ever come to putting the expressiveness of the human voice into an instrument. IMHO, if you can't afford the orchestra, pick a production that'll sound good with a smaller orchestra. The Fantasticks is a great show with just a piano and a harp.

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    3. Re:It really is different by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      A great show with just a piano and a harp, written for a piano and a harp.

      Presenting these established productions with "a piano and a harp" would be like listening to heavy metal on a music box. Cute, funny, but lacking the emotional impact that only a machine like this can give.

    4. Re:It really is different by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Your ability to miss the point astounds me. I said if you can't fit the orchestra you need in the pit, pick a musical that doesn't need as big of an orchestra.

      I love the part where you said "The emotional impact only a machine like this can give."

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    5. Re:It really is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your ability to miss the point astounds me.

      YHBT - HTH

  66. Expression in, expression out by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Expression and interpretation are impossible to obtain out of a computer (and always will be, i feel).

    Garbage in, garbage out. Expression in, expression out. You can get expression out of what is in essence a recording, albeit the same expression every time. More sophisticated software can receive cues from a performer in the pit, as you mention next:

    Imagine going to a concert where a guy is playing his keyboard on stage emulating the sound of a great symphony orchestra.

    Seeing a live performance of a musical drama is like seeing a performance by a boy band. The median viewer doesn't care much about the performers he doesn't see; he just wants their performance to match those of the performers he does see on the stage.

  67. Please take your undergrad econ elsewhere. by glrotate · · Score: 1

    All tariffs harm the economy

    Please show me the proof that there exists no tariff such that Y with tarrif is less than Y without tarriff.

    How about you read up on the asian miracle of the 80's and 90's. Many countries such as Korea did very well because of tariffs. Often infant industries cannot be competitive on a world market, but could once a critical mass is reached.

    Your argument is so sad it would get you laughed right out of any serious international trade class.

    1. Re:Please take your undergrad econ elsewhere. by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Tariffs hurt the overall economy by coercing (with the full force of the government's laws) every consumer to pay more for a product or service than they need to. You're overpaying a certain distinguished class of workers more than they're worth on the global scale.

      Korea did well because of tariffs? I think not. Korea did well because they marketed their products ("services") cheaper than others did. Korea did nothing. The workers of Korea wanted to raise their standard of living, so they learned new skills and offered them cheaper.

      Americans are lucky we have tariffs because we continue to push up our standard of living for dead products (steel workers, auto manufacturers, even computer builders) which are now commodities and no longer high luster high priced items.

      As for being an undergrad economist, I'm an Austrian-school economist. I would probably not go to an international trade class where people debate what Marxist/socialist trade theory will help the cronies that got them where they are today.

      Free trade and free markets fix everything that government sanctioned monopolies break.

  68. Multiple dimensions to 'most' by tepples · · Score: 1

    'most' musicians these days don't play digital synthesized instruments.

    I'll grant that what you said may be true of the number of human beings who act as musicians, but when you count the amount of music the people hear every day, a lot of the top-40 pap played on commercial radio and over the PA in stores has everything but the vocalist(s) synthesized.

  69. Watch out for viruses by ancientreader · · Score: 1

    With a name like Sircam(eron)...

  70. Why. by Triv · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Have any of you stopped to consider WHY Cameron wants to do this and why it's a problem?

    There's a musician's union for the West End. Union rules specifically state how many musicians need to be hired for any musical specifically to STOP this from happening, ie, to keep Broadway musicians employed. Believe me, if they could get away with it, pit bands would've been replaced by a CD player a long, long time ago. Broadway is exactly the same way.

    McIntosh wants to replace half the orchestra, not because of artistic reasons per se, but because of practical ones - Les Mis is moving to a theater with a much, much smaller pit that simply can't accompany the number of musicians hired by the current production.

    It's ALL business. Don't think art has anything to do with it. THey'd replace the actors with robots if they thought it'd make a buck and save a few more.

    Triv

    1. Re:Why. by kamapuaa · · Score: 1
      During the musician's strike last year, Broadway used computer music instead of normal music for a number of shows. It wasn't popular with either critics or the crowd, ticket sales went down, and eventually they reached a compromise with the musician's union.

      It's all business, but when the business is art, people do care about such things.

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    2. Re:Why. by eraserewind · · Score: 1
      THey'd replace the actors with robots if they thought it'd make a buck and save a few more.
      The people freed up from this mindless drudgery by automation will become free to pursue more interesting and fulfilling cultural pursu... Oh wait, scratch that.
  71. Only the beginning.. by Bruha · · Score: 1

    Soon robots will make your burgers at macdonalds..

    Stock the shelves at walmart

    size and fit you at your favorite cloting store

    take out the trash, fly your plane, it can go on and on..

    If you think this jobless recovery was bad wait until the next one.

  72. Are we at this point yet? by ScottGant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, people go and see some DJ at a club. They use terms like "he's one of the best DJ's in the country". I mean...um...he spins records. How is that a musical talent? Also, I still think that hip-hop, or rap or whatever they're calling it this week is basically a bunch of guys with a rhyme dictionary and a drum machine. Perhaps that's a generalization, but it does seem to be people wanting to get into music with little to no musical knowledge and not really wanting to take the time nor the effort to learn an instrument. But I digress.

    So, what are we in store for in the future. Going to see Synth programmers in concert? He'll come out on stage, take a bow and go and click a mouse, as the computer starts it's sequence. Afterwards the crowd goes wild! "He's the best synth programmer in the country, no one can beat his sequences!"

    Sorry, I like my music live and for the most part acoustic. I grew up as a nerd, liking all of these things, computers doing music and artwork, digital photography and the rest. But now my tastes are going more and more ludite it seems. I keep thinking that the mindset these days seems to be if it's older than 30 years, it's outdated and everything now is better. Also many think that a computer could do everything better. Is this the case?

    Yes, it's a cost thing for orchestra pit musicians being replaced by a synth. I get that. But is it "better" or are we now shooting for "just as good"?

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    1. Re:Are we at this point yet? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So the only music comes from those who learn to play an instrument?

      Sometimes you DO need to listen to popular culture because it communicates where a society is and what it wants. With millions and millions of people around the world dancing away to hiphop and not classical theartre music, that ought to tell you something.

      As for DJ's, as with anything else some are good and others are bad. A good DJ is just as good as the best bass player or violinist.

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    2. Re:Are we at this point yet? by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Good DJ's are incredibly talented, but they exist in a grey area between musician and perfomance artist. There are some talented hiphop acts but 99.99% of them are pure garbage (and I share your despise of them), and talented rap artists? I could count them all with a quadraplegics fingers and toes. If gloating about your misery and bragging about the drugs and bitches you fuck makes you a great musician, then Im sure in the right fucking business minus drugs and bitches :-)

      So, what are we in store for in the future. Going to see Synth programmers in concert?

      Never been to a chemical brothers concert have ya? :) Im going to be a little hard on you because Im an electronic musician myself, electronic instruments opens up NEW avenues for creativity, you can be just as expressive with a filter sweep or a finely tuned spectral delay but the 99% rule still applies (99% of everything is crap).

      As for Les Mis, you're dead on -- I hate Les Mis with a passion (and all the other early 90's "we're so cultred we went to a musical" bullshit pop-musicials -- Phantom of the Opera, and cats to name a few (and I don't care if cats is cool because it uses poetry as narative structure)), but i've seen just about every other musical there is, and going to the theater is about seeing people not about listening to synthesizers. It REALLY cheezes me off when you hear synthesizers used inappropriatley -- if I came to a Les Mis show in t-shirt and shorts wearing a rastafarian hat -- wouldn't that also be inappropriate? :)

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    3. Re:Are we at this point yet? by MrSkunk · · Score: 1
      I mean, people go and see some DJ at a club. They use terms like "he's one of the best DJ's in the country". I mean...um...he spins records. How is that a musical talent?
      I know that what i am about to say is off-topic, but I had to respond to the first part of your comment...

      What exactly does constitute musical talent? Is it holding a piece of wood in your hand that has six strings and plucking the strings? Or is it hitting keys on a piano? Or is it moving your hands closer to and further away from a theremin?

      When broken down to its basics, all musical instruments seem ridiculously simple. However, as anyone who has ever picked up a guitar, or a bass, or sat at a pair of drums will know, actually creating something using those instruments is extremely difficult.

      The same goes for dj'ing. Putting a record on a turntable is a task anyone with a brain can do. However, creating an hour long composition where music that should not go together flows seemlessly, due to the djs ability to beat match, scratch and countless other things, takes real skill. It is this skill that seperates good djs from the guy who called himself a dj at your bar mitzvah.

      There is a ton of music out there if you wish to wet your whistle. If you want to hear kind of music a dj can make, I suggest you listen to one of or all of the following:

      Mark Farina - Mushroom Jazz
      DJ Shadow - Endtroducing
      Amon Tobin - Bricolage
      Jurassic 5 - Power in Numbers

      Go see the movie Scratch.
    4. Re:Are we at this point yet? by vrtsdaemon · · Score: 1
      I still think that hip-hop, or rap or whatever they're calling it this week is basically a bunch of guys with a rhyme dictionary and a drum machine.

      Do you have any clue how hard it is to make beats for rap/hip-hop songs? You don't just start banging random pads on a drum machine and adding random noises, it takes a lot of talent and skill. So until you go and make a decent beat, don't say it's easy.

      You might also want to try writing some rap lyrics. Sure, the stuff you hear on the radio isn't the most intelligent, but neither is most other music on the radio.

      Post those awesome rap lyrics you write when you're done, and e-mail me the beats you make, I'm sure they'll be great.

    5. Re:Are we at this point yet? by Kaboom13 · · Score: 1

      Try doing rap or being a DJ. Then you will realize they do require talent. The yfact they require talent is shown by just how many horrible rappers and DJ's are out there. Furthermore, people tend to like the music they grew up with, and chances are you don't like it just because it's not what you are used to. Just about every generation has complained about the newfangled music of the next. And finally, a synth that's "just as good" and $9,450 cheaper is "better" to a producer, and unless it causes attendance to drop at the show, which it might, it's a good business decision.

    6. Re:Are we at this point yet? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Sorry, I like my music live and for the most part acoustic.

      I prefer my books handwritten too, but it's so much less convenient than reading them on my Palm on the commuter rail.

      As long as the user experience is the same, what does it matter who or what is behind the curtain?

      Smart use of technology is doing more with less. I feel bad for the now-out-of-work musicians, but technology always displaces skills, creating opportunities for other skills.

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    7. Re:Are we at this point yet? by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know exactly how hard it is to make beats for songs. I play drums, actual live drums played by an actual human being with feel and dynamics.

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    8. Re:Are we at this point yet? by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Reading a book on a low contrast palm pilot won't match up to being able to read a book printed on paper with a much higher contrast ratio and much more intuitive interface, not to mention being able to fit more on a page at once.

      It's the same words, different experience. Just like synth music. Same notes, different experience.

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    9. Re:Are we at this point yet? by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1
      So, what are we in store for in the future. Going to see Synth programmers in concert? He'll come out on stage, take a bow and go and click a mouse, as the computer starts it's sequence. Afterwards the crowd goes wild! "He's the best synth programmer in the country, no one can beat his sequences!"
      very obviously, you haven't been to a chemical brothers/underworld/faithless/orbital-concert. the synth is a vital part of their performances. and often there is a blend with classical instruments, that makes for a completely novel experience. great stuff!

      be more open to cultural trends is all i can tell you.
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    10. Re:Are we at this point yet? by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So the only music comes from those who learn to play an instrument?

      Um, yeah. Calling a dj a musician is like calling my mother a programmer because she installed Linux.

      Without the actual artist, the dj has nothing.

    11. Re:Are we at this point yet? by Squiffy · · Score: 1

      There's the classic DJ that just spins records, and there's the musical DJ that makes an artform of manipulating the turntables and knobs to musical effect. I can't suggest that the DJ is as skilled as the classical musician because I don't know, but your post does miss this important and respectable part of DJing. For all intents and purposes, the DJ's dual turntable (plus record selection) is a musical instrument.

      We already see synth programmers in concert, just to let you know. (I'm just making the point here, not disagreeing with anything you said.) Erasure, for example, make a show of dancing and singing to preprogrammed music. Andy Bell and the backup singers prance around to the beat and make a reasonably good show of it. Vincent Clarke just sits there, last time I checked, and occasionally climbs his tower of synth machinery to make some manual change, presumably because it's something that can't be controlled via MIDI. The contrast is a bit odd.

      In my personal opinion, producers and directors will do what they've always done. They'll settle for "good enough" when it's cheaper and practical to do so.

    12. Re:Are we at this point yet? by damiam · · Score: 1

      Drums != beats, in rap vocabulary. The "beat" of a song is everything that's not the voice.

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    13. Re:Are we at this point yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So, what are we in store for in the future. Going to see Synth programmers in concert? He'll come out on stage, take a bow and go and click a mouse, as the computer starts it's sequence. Afterwards the crowd goes wild! "He's the best synth programmer in the country, no one can beat his sequences!""

      Most people go to a msuical to see the actors perform. The pit orchestra is hidden in the pit out of sight. What difference does it make if the accompanyment is performed live or synthesized

    14. Re:Are we at this point yet? by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Excellent. Absolutely excellent. This is the best troll I've ever seen for a few months now.

      I love that your baiting begins in the first paragraph by not only insulting DJ culture, but going the step behind and taking a pot shot at rap.

      The part that I loved the best was when you said:
      So, what are we in store for in the future. Going to see Synth programmers in concert?

      Apparently, the 80's passed you by (P.S.- Depeche Mode sold out arenas world wide).

      I didn't bother reading on. But Bravo to you, good troll!

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    15. Re:Are we at this point yet? by tftp · · Score: 1
      I personally read a book not to enjoy its nice Times font and wonder at all the curvy lines of each character. I read a book to immerse myself into the situation that the book describes.

      Only if the print is so awful that I can't comfortably read at all - then the experience starts breaking down. But even a classical Palm Pilot is far from being hard to read, and newer color ones are even better. I do most of my reading on a mini-notebook.

    16. Re:Are we at this point yet? by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      I will check these out, as I'm always looking for new musical experiences. Even though it sounds like I don't. But like everyone else out there, I like some things, I don't like some things.

      But I will be on the look out for those artists you mentioned.

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    17. Re:Are we at this point yet? by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      Well, wasn't trying to troll, but I sure put a lot of people on the defensive.

      Actually, I saw Depeche Mode in concert, with Berlin and Talk Talk. This isn't what I wrote of course, Depeche Mode and Berlin didn't walk out and just hit a mouse and the computer did everything else.

      But then again, the 80's music didn't end up "lasting" as we all thought it would. It sounds terribly dated today (for the most part, some still stands the test of time).

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    18. Re:Are we at this point yet? by sahonen · · Score: 1

      My palm pilot is great for scheduling appointments and keeping track of my contacts, but I wouldn't want to read a book on it. The contrast ratio is so low I'd probably end up with eye-strain, and you can't fit much text on the screen, which means you scroll more often, which messes up the immersion for me. The two opposing pages of a book make for a good minute of reading time between page turns.

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    19. Re:Are we at this point yet? by mekkab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      actually these days, Fischer Spooner shows up with their CD, plops it on, and dances along to it. Basically, their live show is modern dance and lip sync'ing. And they are downright brazen about it!

      As for music sounding dated, I've got mix cd with Yaz tracks right next to new Drum n Bass tracks. also, That dated sound is still sought out by some new bands, too (look at all the retro-electro, like Miss Kitten and the Hacker and Adult. ).

      P.S.- that sounds like an AWESOME concert!

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    20. Re:Are we at this point yet? by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      Never saw Fischer Spooner, but I believe you when you say they did this. The Village People did this exact same thing, sometimes only having a big boom-box as their "amp". (not that I ever saw the Village People live...no really.)

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    21. Re:Are we at this point yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It strikes me that you probably have a very poor
      ear. And making value judgements on culture you
      have never really experienced.

      > I mean...um...he spins records. How is that a
      > musical talent?

      Takes an incredible amount of technique, for one.
      I am talking about either techno or scratch here.
      Not to mention a highly refined musical aesthetic.
      See the movie Scratch and then tell me it doesn't
      take musical talent...

      > Going to see Synth programmers in concert?

      Yes. Electronic music (classical) has been a
      viable concert experience for 40 years. Please
      see Xenakis.

      > But is it "better" or are we now shooting for
      > "just as good"?

      The quality of the musical aesthetic degrades
      noticeably with the substitution of synths.
      Watch a modern cartoon and the old-school bugs
      bunny cartoons back to back...

    22. Re:Are we at this point yet? by tftp · · Score: 1
      My PalmPilot (Visor) is dead now, but when it was working I often read books on it. Scrolling was fast, and the only thing I remember is that the "arrow down" button was so hard to press that I pressed it with the nail of my thumb instead. I never used auto-scrolling (found in many readers) because the screen was flickering badly.

      With regard to low resolution, I found one font that I liked the most, and after that I somehow forgot about the issue. I think it is mostly psychological. Since you hold the device at the optimal distance for the most comfortable reading, there is not much of an eye strain (as compared to computer monitors, for example.)

      The font was jagged a bit, true - but computers had jagged fonts for decades, and that was not a big deal. Antialiasing became reality only in last years (and I am typing this now in a nice, smooth Bitstream Vera Sans Mono). Before that you'd better get used to CGA or, if you are rich, VGA fonts.

    23. Re:Are we at this point yet? by MrBlint · · Score: 0
      And don't forget the pioneering work of Tangerine Dream. They performed (live) large scale improvised works using synthesizers and sequencers way back in the '70s. Programing and, performing everything on the spot. In fact in the context of live performance the line between programing and playing a synthesiser is hard to define

      IMHO synths are real musical instruments and in the hands of a good player are every bit as expresive as any other instrument.

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  73. Can we get the computer to sing too? by GrumpyYoYoHead · · Score: 1

    Heck, why stop there, let's generate computer animated singers and plug them into the SuperBowl halftime show. No one cares when computer animations strip, right?

    1. Re:Can we get the computer to sing too? by builderbob_nz · · Score: 1

      Going by the original post, that is already happened. After all, singers are musicians too and the last time I looked, they outnumbered the instrumentalists in just about all musicals (I am yet to hear of a musical with less than 50 singers).

      What I do want to know is what happens to the percussionists if the musicians get replaced, after all percussionists are only people that hang around with musicians :) (old Brass Band joke)

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  74. Conductor by tepples · · Score: 1

    The DJ you mention is the conductor of a performance that uses primarily pre-recorded elements. Likewise, the person operating the synthesizer here is the conductor of the synthesized performance. However, a conductor's labor is much cheaper than that of a conductor plus several human musicians; hence the system in the article.

    1. Re:Conductor by bugbread · · Score: 1

      True. The issue, then, is how much control is necessary to make the optimal performance.

      In Case 1, there's just a soundtrack playing. In that case, there is optimal sound quality, but no control at all over suitability of atmosphere.

      In Case 2 (the one in the article, more or less (perhaps the article is 2.5?)), there is a human controlling the prerecorded parts. They have a lot more control over atmospheric suitability, and almost optimal sound quality (by way of example: pro DJs seldom make mistakes, but it isn't unheard of)

      In Case 3, a human controls the other parts, which are also all produced by humans. Assuming that everyone is a pro, you have pretty much total atmospheric suitability, and good sound quality (more people makes for more likelihood of a mis-hit string or an off time note, but, again, with pros, this isn't an issue).

      Not saying anything new here, but categorizing what we're talking about to make it a bit more manageable.

  75. "Means" and "end" performances by tepples · · Score: 1

    many people go to these presentations to appreciate the means.

    Then give one out of n performances as old-fashioned "means" performances with a full live orchestra at a higher ticket price, and let the people who care to see only "end" see "end" at a discount. Approximate analogy (though more extreme) to "West Side Story" on stage vs. "West Side Story" the movie.

  76. Waveguide by tepples · · Score: 1

    I'm also pretty sure that a musician playing the actual instrument can change more parameters than you can change on a synthesizer simulating that.

    You should look not at wavetable but at waveguide synthesis. Waveguide synthesis models an instrument as a tunable delay line with filters on its inputs and outputs, and changing those filters can produce surprisingly expressive effects. For example, a waveguide electric guitar can simulate pick position (a 2-tap FIR delay on input), pickup position (another 2-tap FIR delay on input), pick vs. fingering (an IIR equalizer on input), and even feedback from the speakers.

  77. They nicked our idea. by Happy+Finish · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've run a series of keyboard controllers midi'd to a sequencer and a bunch of modules to do a concert version of Les Miserables a number of years ago. I transcribed the main sequences from the symphonic recordings and arranged them to be played via the sequencer and for two keyboard players. During performances, I tended the sequencer, modules and played secondary parts on keyboard while the MD played and coordinated the whole thing from a performance point of view. For two guys with where the orchestra should have gone it sounded pretty impressive. Oh and it was a school production.

  78. Virtual Orchestras becoming commonplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Virtual orchestras are not jut being used in theatrical productions but seem to be comming fairly common and inexpensive. Personal Orchestra (personalorchestra.com) is $249 and sounds pretty convincing from their mp3s. Their being used by students to learn music. According to the Personal Orchestra website, Berklee College of Music and other colleges are requiring students to have virtual orchestras for their classes.

  79. Star Trek Voyager's "Superior Musical Hologram" by Fleetie · · Score: 1

    That episode where The EMH Doctor performs to audiences on some planet, but one of them produces a "superior" musical hologram, able to conort its voice around the grotesque compositions of its creator.

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  80. Not automated enough by ftzdomino · · Score: 1

    Why not replace the entire staff with a movie projector and screen? They could save a lot more money that way.

  81. Sir Mackintosh? Does he use apple hardware? by Lispy · · Score: 1

    "Sir Cameron Mackintosh will proceed with his plan to replace one half of the musicians in his musical Les Miserables with a computer synthesiser." ;-)

    1. Re:Sir Mackintosh? Does he use apple hardware? by davidbrucesmith · · Score: 1

      Actually, Sinfonia sits on a Linux platform (Slackware 7, kernel 2.2.13).

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  82. muscians on display by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    Put the muscians on display?

    I used to love looking down into those pits they put them in when I was a kid. Mind you, the computer sounds nearly as good ;D

  83. Let's face it... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As someone who has more than 5 musicals in a pit playing trombone, and another one working crew including: (...)

    Call me a nut, but some of the best moments I've ever felt in music were when things weren't going 100% the way they were rehersed. The combined human factor of 10 pit musicians relizing that Mr. Hyde was going crazy with his stuff tonight made something come alive.


    Now call me a nut, but unless you're really into a specific show (like, go see it multiple times) you won't notice if it's a bit off - only if it's a big screw-up. That's just you that's rehearsed it a thousand times and played it a dozen.

    To you, delivering the same piece each night is routine. But to most of the audience, it's a unique experience. They won't be talking about how Mr. Hyde missed his que - they'll be talking about the entire performance of Mr. Hyde in the show, because it was all new to them.

    The primary reason people go out and watch a live performance, is that it feel more "real" - you know you're watching real people, not images on a cinema screen. Same with live music vs. stereo (now I'm not talking about rock concerts where you jump with the crowd, that's a different story, but the kind of concerts where you sit in your seat and listen...)

    As long as there are actors on the scene, giving you that "real" feel, I don't think most people will care about or even notice if part of it is artificial. Hell, just look at how many go to concerts with playback - it's all artifical, but still popular. It merely gives the impression of "live".

    Kjella

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  84. Not that there's anything wrong with that by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1
    I doubt anyone would go pay money to see some guy play a keyboard emulating an Orchestra.

    Vangelis? John Tesh? ... (shudder) ... Yanni?

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    1. Re:Not that there's anything wrong with that by ericdano · · Score: 1
      No no, I mean like playing string orchestra works on keyboard. I doubt anyone would pay to hear Beethoven's 5th on one.

      Yanni......ok, now I'm going to have nightmares.....

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  85. rap by Heisenbug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (FYI, the most useful definition I've heard is that rap refers to the musical form, hip hop to the culture, which also includes breakdance and grafiti art)

    Rap is a drum machine and a rhyme dictionary in the same way that blues is four chords and a gravelly voice, or jazz is hitting the wrong keys and pretending you did it on purpose, or rock is two power chords and a stage show, or classical is machine-like repetition of a score. There are recordings that fit those descriptions, and before you get used to the form it might all sound like that. There's also a hell of a lot more to it -- but if you don't care to learn, more power to you, it's probably not for you anyway.

    If you like rock, or blues, or jazz, or classical, though, you are hereby prohibited from making stupid generalizations about rap.

    1. Re:rap by geekoid · · Score: 1

      except he was right for most of rap. It is also pretty unimagenitive.

      Not all, some is pretty clever. but come on "My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard"? please, it is musically and poetically crap.

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    2. Re:rap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I doubt many rappers own a dictionary. They have to butcher the language half the time just to make the lyrics rhyme at all.

      Not that I dislike rap or hold it in disdain. But I think comparing it to classical music is a bit of a stretch. Rap is an art form that grew out of the streets because it was cheap to produce...you didn't need to invest in a musical instrument or, unfortunately, much musical training. I'll wager very few rappers can even read sheet music.

      It's still enjoyed by many people, which is the ultimate purpose of all music, but I wouldn't break my arm saluting it's creators. Most of them are not aspiring to create art...they are just trying to get laid. I don't think many people join the London Symphony Orchestra to meet chicks.

      OK, maybe I do hold it in disdain.

    3. Re:rap by cei · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Someone sent me this... I don't know the original source, or I'd site it:

      Polka is exactly like hip-hop, only Polish.
      1. It's feared and maligned by people who aren't part of the same disenfranchised culture.
      2. It's been absorbed and tweaked by other cultures with similar disenfranchisement.
      3. It's been co-opted and watered down by the corporations to sell products and control the youth population.
      Polka is exactly like hip-hop, only Polish.
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    4. Re:rap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crud.

      90% of rock is crud, 90% of blues, 90% of jazz, 90% of classical. While the rap music "art form" may indeed be valid, and every bit as interesting as those other forms, it just so happens that 100% of actual rap music in existence is crud.

    5. Re:rap by Alphtoo · · Score: 1

      I will make only one generalization: that shit ain't music. If you like it, cool. Listen to it, create it, whatever... but please do not call it music. Doing so is an insult to real musicians the world over.

  86. My rant by t_allardyce · · Score: 1, Informative

    I really think my city is going down hill. 5000!? come on this is London were talking about, were supposed to be rich and we cant even affort to pay 5000 extra a week for some musicians in a major west end musical. I saw this on the news and the musicians are quite rightly pissed off, next thing we know the other half of the orchestra will be outsourced half way around the world on voip. I guess it doesnt surprise me, we pay the most rediculous prices for pretentious crap coffee shops (starbucks would have you believe their specially trained 'barista' with years of experience (jim, student, 2 off of the minimum wage) is serving you a cup of gold, the transport, lets not go there, and the rent in most places is so high that only big chain-store designer clothes shops can make it (i used to have a decent supermarket 2 minutes from my house, now its an 'accessorize' and a costa coffee shop). Its not like i hate this city its great and i wouldnt want to live anywhere else, but the economy here pisses me off so much, i guess the lesson is that in london, you are either exploiting or being exploited.

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  87. Defeat's whose purpose? by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it is appropriate that "Le Miz" is leading the way in this area. I've seen a few of these mega-musicals, and they are theater for dummies. If you read the Hugo's book (highly recommended), you realize exactly how how little respect the producers have for the taste and intelligence of their audiences. It's all about getting people to shell out way north of $100 per seat so they can sit there with their brains turned off.

    What they are trying to do is ape Hollywood movies with explosions and eye popping effects. These things require so much stage machinery that the orchestra ends up, no longer in a pit, but actually submerged underneath the stage. In order for the music to be heard, it is amplified and played through speakers. Canning the music is just the logical next step, and I suppose the step after that is to have the actors lip synch the songs.

    I have to admit, the geek in me was pleased by the special effects where Javert jumps off the bridge in Le Miz, or the helicopter in Miss Saigon. But, it's telling that those are the things that stick with you more than a few days. For the life of me I can't understand why people shell out good money for the soundtracks to these shows. They typically have one fair to middling song, which is dutifully belted out according to the show-stopper template, and the rest is sonic wallpaper.

    These kinds of shows are total crap with fancy window dressing. If you have the money to go to a show, you're better off going to something put on by a small local troupe. I've got more pleasure from college student productions than I had from Les Miz. Hell, I've seen high school productions of George Bernard Shaw that were much more memorable. Stay away from "hot" Broadway shows an their touring progeny, unless maybe it's Sondheim. I'm not a huge fan of his because he serves up a rather too steady diet of cynicism for me. But he doesn't condescend to the audience and there's always something worth seeing and hearing. The Witch's big song in Into the Woods is so much better than anything in Le Miz Claude Michel Shonberg should hang his head in shame.

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  88. let's do actors next by glk572 · · Score: 1

    let's get all the actors next, we could just show projections of them, oh wait that's called a movie. this is evil, who wants to be replaced by a computer, even worse this isin't a production line job, but art, we are becoming slaves to computer created art.

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  89. Is it cheaper? by oboylet · · Score: 1

    Musical theater can be pretty expensive. I'd be OK with Les Mis-lite if it cost 50% less. Just a thought (then again, I hate musical theater).

  90. Live vs. Memorex by Vizzie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I think this is the wrong fight. If they're using synths to provide part of the music, as long as they're open about it, it's no big deal. Let the market decide if it's important. About a year and a half ago, I saw Rush in concert. They use a variety of synths, sequencers and samples on stage, and it allows the 3 of them to do amazing things. It was a fantastic and wekk-attended show, and people got exactly what they paid for.

    Similarly, DJ shows can be fantastic and worthwhile as well. There's a lot more to it than "just spinning records", and again, people know exactly what they are getting.

    The practice I have a problem with is pop "concerts" that are simply a choreographed show to a recording of the performer in question. It blurs the line, and people are often not aware of what they are actually seeing. That's where the real tragedy is.

  91. Old hat by madpierre · · Score: 1

    Frank Zappa did this years ago.

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  92. Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computers, no matter how sophisticated they may be, are absolutely pathetic at reproducing the sound of unamplified, acoustic music from real musicians. I've heard the best attempts. All are hopeless imitations. Even the best synthesized strings have incredibly bad attack, sloppy pitch-shift vibrato, lack of texture, artificial resonances, lack of emotion, and a grainy horrid quality which seems to accompany everything digitally reproduced.

    Not only will this anger the music crowd, but audience members with any real spirit or soul are going to be disappointed. Shame on these idiots.

  93. Another answer...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never seen pizzas delivering pizzas.

    What's it mean when there's a guitar player on your porch?

    Your pizza's here.

    What's it mean when there's a singer on your porch?

    She doesn't know when to come in, and couldn't find the key anyway.

    What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?

    The drummer.

    What did the bass player get on his IQ test?

    Saliva.

  94. New Music by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 1

    This should encourage musicians to create new styles and music as well as create more compositions. Sure a computer can play it as well as it's been programmed, but it can't compose a masterpiece...can it? yet...

  95. Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed! by Durindana · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I mean, people go and see some DJ at a club. They use terms like "he's one of the best DJ's in the country". I mean...um...he spins records. How is that a musical talent?

    I mean...um...because he's not a DJ like you hire for your eight-year-old's skate party. He doesn't cue up pre-recorded tracks and let them play; otherwise an iPod would do just as well. Famous DJ's, whether they're playing trance, house, jungle or stright-up old-school techno, spend years perfecting their timing running multiple sound/effects tracks simultaneously, anticipating breaks before they happen, interleaving harmonious lines and a lot of other things people outside the scene know nothing about. And, if it's not obvious, only a few can do this really well, and yes, it requires talent. At least as much as "my music live and for the most part acoustic," whatever that means.

    Also, I still think that hip-hop, or rap or whatever they're calling it this week is basically a bunch of guys with a rhyme dictionary and a drum machine. Perhaps that's a generalization, but it does seem to be people wanting to get into music with little to no musical knowledge and not really wanting to take the time nor the effort to learn an instrument.

    You cannot be serious. First of all, rap and hip-hop are only "wahetever they're calling it this week" if you're an idiot and willfully withdrawn from popular culture. Hip-hop has been around under a variety of names, e.g. hard bop and bounce, for many years, but rap is a very fresh, very youthful music genre, and it's got a hell of a lot more vitality than American jazz, regular pop, new punk, alt-country or whatever else you're probably listening to. Your comment stinks of laughably provincial white-culture elitism.

    If you haven't tried - and clearly you haven't - you cannot pick up a "rhyme dictionary and a drum machine" and produce creditable music, of any kind. Rapping requires imagination, flexible diction, a great sense of rhythm and, certainly not least, some kind of message. If you haven't noticed, rap artists become public figures, free-speech advocates in some cases, politically controversial figures and idols in their communities. And they make shitloads of money. Sounds kind of like your "real" musicians, doesn't it?

    It seems to me you're compartmentalizing "music" in an eighth-grade-school-band kind of way, and making the (ridiculous and offensive) generalization that anything non-conventional is simply some new-fangled, lower-quality imitation of everything you've heard before. News flash: you're walking around in an opaque bubble just barely larger than your head.

    Enough of putting down your trollish denigration of today's music. Similar to the way you apparently reject anything newer than 30 years old, you reject the possibility that new artistry is introduced and new nuances born when Sinfonia replaces some pit musicians. I don't know if that's possible or not, but other posters have indicated that may be true.

    In both cases, just because you don't like it and don't know anything about it - and I really mean it, based on your post you're so in the clouds you don't know what shit smells like - doesn't mean it's only "just as good."

  96. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by sahonen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I call DJs musicians like I call drummers musicians. And I am a drummer. It takes skill, but what is produced is pure accompaniment, and will not stand up on its own as actual music. Sure a DJ can mix together some tracks and make a "song," but it's all stuff that other people, ACTUAL musicians created and put on a record for him to mix together. Sit a drummer down at an unfamiliar kit and he can jam along with whatever group he's with. I'd love to see a DJ sit in on someone else's equipment and unfamiliar records and jam with a rap/hiphop group.

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  97. In favor of Classical Music. by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Get out of town, dood.

    At the end of the day, a good dj picks songs, and a good musician makes them. The difference between DJs and rappers versus good classically trained musicians is the same difference between VB wizard boys and fluent systems programmers.

    Both can make entertaining works, but the latter invested more to get more skill, and they need to be taken more seriously because they have earned it.

    If you want to see someone be good at making rhymes and picking songs for you, rap is good. But if you want someone that really understands music, then, you need someone who actually knows how to play a real musical instrument.

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    1. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by linzeal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I want to say something, Dance music is by and large crap from all centuries and countries. That includes Polka, Techno, and Disco and I will be the first to say that there are masters of those arts, good imitators, and the great untalanted masses. Strauss has a few polkas that make you want to get up and dance like a peasant, Ladytron a current fav of mine for parties, and who can forget ABBA with waterloo and the like? There are masters in every genre, and I would say that even about DJ/RAP/Mixers of all sorts. I don't know any but I have friends who tell legends, (I can't remember the names in other words).

    2. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      a good musician does not need to create his own songs or music. In just the same way a motor racing driver does not need to design his own car.

      A Musician can bring spirit and life to a compilation and can carry a performance to greater heights.

      On the subject of DJ's, a good DJ is akin to a standup comic, who will have a mostly pre-defined routine, but follow cues from the audience to make the performance truly unique.

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    3. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by builderbob_nz · · Score: 1

      As a musician myself I have to agree with tjstork here. I wouldn't neccessarily say that we have to be taken more seriously (It's not my job afterall) but I do think that any pro musician should be treated with respect.

      Why? Because they can create music. DJ's and the like usually just mix other peoples work together, which itself is a very difficult technical ability to master whereas to create music that is good enough to take someones breath away is next to impossible.

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    4. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What a troll. "But if you want someone that really understands music, then, you need someone who actually knows how to play a real musical instrument."

      Right, because I'm sure all the DJs out there have no clue how music works. Maybe you should try spinning sometime, and maybe you would how much musical understanding you really need in order to be a good DJ. Not only do you have to know a lot of musical theory in order to make a halfway decent mix that sounds concrete, you also need to be quite good at keeping track of both songs (or in some case 3, or in some case other things like a 404) because you need to be able to figure out the precise place to start mixing the two together.

      Tons of people have invested just as much into being a DJ as people who play instruments do. In fact, if you want to look at it in purely financial terms instead of that and time, then I'll bet the DJ spends quite more to get their setup and records.

      Your post was insulting to DJs as well as having no valid points at all.

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    5. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      I never said that what DJ's did was easy, I'm just saying that it isn't music. Hence, if you want to know about music, you should talk to a musician. Both are in the music business and both have roles to play.

      Similarly, network administration is a difficult field, but it isn't programming. Both are in the computer field, but one is network administration, and the other is computer programming.

      So, if you want to call yourself a programmer, then programming, and if you want to call yourself a musician, then, play an instrument and make music. There are plenty of DJs that play music, I'm sure, and there are plenty of network admins that program, but, since experience matters, you tend to want to prefer, for programming, someone that programs exclusively, just as much as you would want someone who plays music, exclusively.

      It's nothing to be insulted about, it's just reality.

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    6. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by sniepre · · Score: 1

      DJing isn't "Music" in the same way that Photography isn't "Art"

      Seriously..

      A DJ is to a Music Author as a Photographer is to a Sculptor.. they are both needed and end up putting their own twist on prior art, changing it some. If you say a DJ is not a musician, then you are saying a photographer is not an arists, since, hey, God was the one that put those mountains there, your just cashing in on it.

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    7. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by jbrader · · Score: 1

      Yes but aren't the violinists in an orchestra just playing someone elses work?

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    8. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by takshaka · · Score: 1

      A DJ is to a Music Author as a Photographer is to a Sculptor.

      Only if the photographer takes pictures of statues.

    9. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by zorander · · Score: 1

      The fact that you even thought to bring up the idea of looking at it in financial terms betrays to anyone in music that you are most certainly not.

      Besides....what do you think a DJ setup costs compared to a quality violin, bassoon, etc? Violins can cost millions...a bassoon in the hands of players in most symphony orchestras costs on the order of $50,000+. I can see a high end DJ rig costing $20-30k, but that's a far cry from a $50,000 bassoon. I have over $5,000 in horns as a _student_. My teacher has easily over $100,000 in horns (saxophones, flutes, clarinets, etc.). I can't see a DJ setup costing on that order.

      Musical understanding can be had in different ways. Does a DJ need good ears, rhythmic sense? yes. Does he need to be able to improvise? yes. That's part of the point of the art form.

      Having a vast repertoire of tracks, beats, etc. is impressive, but it doesn't even begin to compare with the amount of vocabulary that a jazz performer must have. I am a saxophonist, for example. I'm expected to be able to play _any tune_ in _any key_ from memory. Not to mention have taste in doing so, improvise effectively, understand complex harmonic structures, etc.

      It takes years to grasp classical harmony and more years to grasp some of the more all-encompassing theories (such as lydian chromaticism). "How music works" is something that you gain through study of such things. Saying otherwise is like saying that every pro dj has the same theoretical knowledge as a pro musician. Compare this to math. How many people do you know who learned math without consulting a textbook or other people, just deriving it on their own? An intuition about math does not equate to formal study any more than an intuition about music implies that that intuition has been developed into expertise.

      In short, foormal study is neccesary to grasp 'how music works'. In the end if you understand that you should be able to create on any medium. The musician is versatile. The DJ is not.

      If one truly understands music, then they can compose it. That means from scratch. They can improvise. They can perform...ideally the same repertoire on several instruments (media?). If I learn a tune on the saxopohone, I can play it on the clarinet and piano. The transformations neccesary to do that take a lot of work. This is something a DJ never works on, and by doing so, misses a deeper understanding of music.

      Are there exceptions? certainly. But the level of general musical understanding in general is lacking.

      (Much of what i said is lacking can also be applied to strictly classical musicians as well. Yes I am aware.)

      Brian

    10. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by sniepre · · Score: 1

      okay, it is a loose analogy.. but applicable nonetheless.. look..

      a sculptor / a mountaintop (natural beauty) / athletes in performance / actors on stage...

      vs...

      photographer / director / film crew

      in my opinion, is the difference between what you call "real musicians" , those who create the songs or loops or beats or sing.... to the artistic dj (not radio dj, or karaoke, but true live mixing/mastering), studio engineers, etc..

      you either make the beauty, or capture it in a new way..

      dj's are entertainers! so are live musicians, you can combine them both at once, you can have on or the other.. but you cant be a dj without the artists in the same respects you cant be a photographer if you have no frame to capture.

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    11. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Just as there are musicians who don't know a damn thing about music theory, there are DJs who don't. However, many of the big names do. Many of them are also producers themselves. Plus, what about a DJ who uses a 404 or something to compose music on the spot. If you think Underworld or the Crystal Method can't improvise on the spot, well, you obviously don't know much about how they make their music. And please.....most professional violins do NOT go for 1 million dollars. And I doubt most go for 50k either. Please show me a price listing of these instruments that are expensive (or more expensive) than most luxury cars.

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    12. Re:In favor of Classical Music. by orin · · Score: 1

      A quick search on Google shows that Violins can be hidiously expensive. Check some of the screenshots of the Violin Maker Database:

      http://members.aol.com/violinmakers/violinmakers .h tml

      Specifically the prices listed here:

      http://members.aol.com/violinmakers/Qvalue.jpg

      I'm seeing a bucketload over 200K.

  98. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

    uh, thanks a lot.

    feel upmodded.

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  99. Art has everything to do with it. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    without the art, it wouldn't exist at all.
    If people don't want to see art being peformed live, then they can go to a movie.

    That how they make money, with a live performing art.

    Would somepeople in broadway replacethe music with a CD? sure, but the first time an actor misses a cue, and there is no orchastra to help in the recovery, they will be out of business.

    ersonally, I don't see a lot of plays, or operettas, however when I do go see one, I want too see a live performance of art.

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  100. lets talk real money by geekoid · · Score: 1

    From the numbers given, it is clear the musicians don't make squat.

    So how much does the computer system cost? are there any recurring fees? how much does the operator cost? storage? whats the redundency of the system?

    really, without that information, it's not really a slashdot piece.

    The fact that it mentions a piece of technology, dosn't make it a technology piece.

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  101. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1
    I'd love to see a DJ sit in on someone else's equipment and unfamiliar records and jam with a rap/hiphop group.
    why would anyone do that?
    it is like telling a drummer: "here, you got some wood, some pieces of metal and a cow. build some drums and jam with us!" the dj's instrument is mostly skills and knowledge of the music he has in his case.
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  102. What about the musicians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (wont somebody please think of the musicians?)

  103. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
    Sure a DJ can mix together some tracks and make a "song," but it's all stuff that other people, ACTUAL musicians created and put on a record for him to mix together.

    Most of those "actual musicians" you refer to are DJs themselves. Also, the music on the records is rarely complex enough to stand on it's own. This is intentional. It's meant to be mixed with other music. The skill is in knowing what goes with what, and being able to mix it in at the right time. Besides, would you call a pianist who plays a Franz Liszt an actual musician? All he's doing is reading sheet music and translating it into keypresses on the piano.

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  104. Musicians Fight Back. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    All it takes is one guy in the parking-lot out back with a HERF gun pointed in the general direction of the computers and synths, and everyone will quickly realize the value of a human musician.

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  105. Terrible zealot pun by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    to replace 11 musicians saving 5,000 GBP ($9,450 US) per week.
    I always knew Mackintosh could lower Total Cost of Ownership. ;-)
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  106. what's next by illumina+us · · Score: 2, Insightful

    replacing actors with automatons? if i wanted to see something computer generated and not performed by real people i would not go to a theatre (performance), i would go to a theater (movies).

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  107. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by sahonen · · Score: 1

    Your amazing ability to miss my point astounds me. My point was that a drummer can improvise and jam with people. That's music.

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  108. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by sahonen · · Score: 1

    All he's doing is reading sheet music and translating it into keypresses... Listen to the same piece as played by a MIDI synth, even a very realistic sounding one (heck, hook it up to a real piano), then listen to it played by a human being. The human performance will sound *human*, with dynamics and phrasing that no computer could ever even hope to try and emulate. There's another thing, I would love to see a DJ try and put that kind of dynamics and phrasing into a song. Ever listen to a rap/electronic "song" and compare it to a well-performed classical piece? The disparity in musicality is amazing.

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  109. I don't think people get the point of the Sinfonia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point of the Sinfonia isn't to replace musicians, it's to allow a single musician to play multiple instruments. The logic used against the Sinfonia is quite irrational; by using that logic, we should bycott any polyphonic instrument because it's replacing multiple vocalists! (A polyphonic instrument is an instrument that can play multiple notes at a time, such as a piano.)

  110. What about projectionists? by ex-songwriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm all for DJs getting their due, but what about the projectionists in movie theatres? They have to operate a complicated machine, their work is enjoyed by hundreds of people at a time, they help inspire a wide range of emotions in the audience. When will they be celebrated? Reviewed? Make more money? Let's stand up for the projectionists!

    1. Re:What about projectionists? by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      that is _so_ not comparable.

      let the projectionists change colors of the movies and react to the audience by pitching and speeding the film, exchange characters and whole storylines between 16 different films, maybe it will become an art itself. ;-)

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  111. Bellicose garbage. by 0m3gaMan · · Score: 1

    Most rap is inane, bellicose garbage with precious little variety, both lyrically and aurally. I'm not a rap musicologist, but I think Run DMC did it best, and with the most intellect--and that was 1983.

    DJ'ing is a complete joke. I find it hilarious to see prepackaged 'DJ starter kits' for 14 year-olds. As if the 90s stigmatized learning to actually play an instrument enough with tone-deaf music and creatively bankrupt lyrics, now we have this. Just sync tempos and you'll go far.

    I'd feel pretty ripped off going to see a musical where all of the music came from a bunch of synth modules.

    Ah well. This, too, shall pass.

    1. Re:Bellicose garbage. by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      Control Machete

      They make all the other hip-hop artists sound like the untalented shit that they are.

      There are other good musicians too. Missy Elliot has a good grasp on rythms and obviously knows what a syncopated beat is and how to properly use it.

      But all in all, rap is very much like early rock and roll.
      Too easy to make.
      All sounds the same.
      Mostly garbage.

  112. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by Hatta · · Score: 1

    I call DJs musicians like I call drummers musicians. And I am a drummer. It takes skill, but what is produced is pure accompaniment, and will not stand up on its own as actual music.

    As I sit here I'm listening to an absolutely enthralling album of iranian percussion. A Grateful Dead drum solo never fails to satisfy. Taiko drums are amazing, and a good djembe can really blow your mind.

    Yeah, the standard rock and roll drum solo doesn't hold one's interest very long, but we've been hitting things with sticks for thousands of years. There's a lot more out there than just rock and roll.

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  113. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by vrtsdaemon · · Score: 1
    Your comment stinks of laughably provincial white-culture elitism.

    lol, well-said :).

  114. Go all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Replace the actors with a projector screen!

    I'm sure Cameron Diaz looks better than Cameron Makintosh anyway.

  115. Can't by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

    Can't replace a musician with a computer. Sorry. Computers can't interpret music, they can only generate certain tones using certain patterns at a certain tempo. An orchestra ain't a chess game.

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  116. difference between a drummer and a bass player? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bass player move the dishes before peeing in the sink.

    more jokes.

  117. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by sahonen · · Score: 1

    I'm just more interested in hearing how the drums interact with the rest of the musicians, I guess. I've listened to quite a few "classic" drum/percussion solos, but they just don't hold my interest. Usually they're just big displays of raw chops, which I hate. It's like musical masturbation.

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  118. Someone had to say it too by asdf+101 · · Score: 1

    Outsorced to a keyboard?

    Is it Indian??

  119. Umm - quads have 20 fingers & toes, as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "quadripeligic" (sp?) means you're paralyzed in all four limbs, parapeligic means just two - usually the legs. "Quad" is short for quadripeligic, but has nothing to do wit fingers and toes. There are people born w/ fewer than usual (or even without) fingers/toes, but they're not quads. Could be, but quad!=fewer_fingers_and_toes(), and vice-versa.

    Cats and PotO are both great musicals - the performance you saw might not've been great. Just b/c Cats has no plot doesn't mean it's bad - it's like just b/c HHG2G movies didn't have great sets/acting didn't mean they sucked. Quite the reverse.

    I agree /w you, though, that electronic music is taken for granted, even considering the 99% rule. Which I believe was originally the *90*% rule. Sturgeon's Law.

  120. replace everyone, everywhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the concept of Utopia represented by an idylic society where no one *has* to work?

    At some point some global decision needs to be made...is humanity working toward *u*-topia or *dys*-topia?

    Personally, all I really need to be happy is access to:

    1) some kind of library (to satisfy my curiosities);
    2) occasional sex with a female I care for;
    3) a comfortable place to sleep;
    4) access to quality food and water;
    5) access to a musical instrument (a piano, in my case).

    My current situation provides for all of these needs, and will continue to do so for at least two more years, unless some economic disaster occurs. I'm satisfied. Not rich, not famous, but satisfied. Happy and productive, too.

    I'm guessing the average person would be satisified if they had these things, and was able to somehow get past the commercial mindset they've been raised with.

    Wanna play the rat race and try to be the next Bill Gates? Go ahead, but it might be impossible to have a bunch of Bill Gates in the world without a lot of destitute people on the bottom end...hardly a *u*-topian scenario.

    Hopefully this planet will somehow figure out a way to stop focusing on creating billionaires and start focusing on creating a livable world for all people, even if that means finding a techological/social solution to providing the above enumerated items to all people, guaranteed from birth, even if most of them just want to lay around, eat, and screw their lives away.

    The ones who decide to do something more with their lives, as a percentage, might actually increase...innovation might increase...because the need to constantly scrap for food and shelter is removed, and these few people could spend far more time following their curiosities.

    Such a society might be closer than anyone realizes.

  121. Why two writers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you need is a thirteen year old girl to run:

    cat /dev/random > /dev/audio

    and start screaming when she finds what she likes.

    When Aibo hears the screaming, it records - when it hears applause (before a concert) it plays. KISS principle, Occam's Razor, etc.

  122. unacceptable by the+arbiter · · Score: 1

    Easy for someone to say who lives in his mom's basement. For those of us WITH jobs, well, the guy can do what he wants, but I'm not sitting through a musical with taped parts. What a joke.

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  123. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by ScottGant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wasn't trying to troll, I'm sorry that you became so defensive in your love of hip-hop. I was voicing my opinion.

    But let's face it. The Emperor has no clothes. Hip-hop is here today, gone tomorrow. If you were as in touch as you claim to be, you would notice that hip-hop artists have zero staying power. Zero. In fact, there was a special documentory about how fleeting hip-hop artists are. You say they become public figures, and idols in their communities. Yet that only lasts about a year, perhaps more. Then they're gone. Also, I guess I'm not as shallow to think that making "shitloads of money" is a measurment of talent.

    Yes, I was being general in my sweeping remarks on this genre, but that's how I feel. It's an opinion. Also, you yourself are making sweeping denigrations of what I was talking about. YOU are the one that is walking around in an opaque bubble if you think that hip-hop is "today's music". Today's music covers a very very broad spectrum and hip-hop is a small part of it. A vocal minority. Also, I wasn't rejecting anything newer than 30 years old, I was mearly pointing out that "some" people "seem" to not like anything older than 30 years old.

    But your post was really defensive, if you wish to actually argue the points I would be happy to, but you need to learn a little more about today's music and get out of just one small part of it.

    But I guess in your world others can't have contrasting opinions.

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  124. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're just a typical whiteboy. defining everything through your limited suburban filter.

  125. Not only about cutting costs.. by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    ...the show is moving from its present home to another theatre that just doesn't have a large enough orchestra pit for all the musicians required by Les Mis.

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    1. Re:Not only about cutting costs.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      no, it could have enough room but they dont want to remove _paying_ seats to make it, so basically yes its about cutting costs

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  126. Extracting head from sand for a minute... by Goonie · · Score: 1
    That's the kind of narrow-minded crap your parents (or maybe your grandparents, it's 40 years ago now) probably spouted about The Beatles.

    For an example of what you dismissively term "just playing records", might I suggest you check out The Avalanches. They get called DJ's, but it's a very long way away from what a DJ does at an office party (which is actually a more difficult skill than you think, having tried it). Virtually everything on there is sampled from something else, but the sources are very obscure and they're combined in ways you'd never think of.

    And as for hip-hop, they're poets who work to a drum beat. Sure, Sturgeon's law applies, but I can name approximately 1 squillion mediocre rock acts. (Creed? Any nu-metal act with a misplaced "k" in their name?) A good example of the close relationship was the well-known poet Allen Ginsberg's 1996 collaboration with Paul McCartney and Phillip Glass, The Ballad of the Skeletons. Or, alternatively, you could try listening closely to Eminem's Stan. It's a very perceptive commentary on the mentality of some of his own fans, and Dr. Dre, his producer, was brilliant to figure out how well Dido's Thank You fitted with it.

    Oh, and as for performances based mostly around sequencing, ever heard of 1970's German techno precursors Kraftwerk?

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    1. Re:Extracting head from sand for a minute... by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      I will check out the Avalanches, thanks for the link.

      And you're pretty right on about hip-hop, I really do agree, even though I just don't prefer it.

      And yes, I love Kraftwerk. But also, notice in my post I didn't really put down any of the music being created, I was just asking if this is where we're heading. It's obvious we are. Not to say that that's a bad thing. I wasn't putting down that everything in the last 30 years is crap, which is clearly is not. But there are those out there that think the opposite.

      In music, there is really nothing new under the sun. New ways of making it for sure, but there is a VERY rich history of music that many don't even expose themselves to. Why do some people think that only music being made today is relevant? (obviously I'm not refering to you in that statement).

      But how many people rememeber Big Bill Broonzy, Blind Blake, Rev Gary Davis, Tommy Johnson, Ichman Bracey, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Robert Johnson, Skip James?

      On the same token, perhaps some day someone will ask if anyone still listens to Dr. Dre or Eminem. I suppose the older you get, the more out of touch you are with the new music being made today. I remember my Dad hating listening to Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, telling me that it's crap. And here I've turned right around and did the same thing he did to me.

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  127. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In both cases, just because you don't like it and don't know anything about it - and I really mean it, based on your post you're so in the clouds you don't know what shit smells like - doesn't mean it's only "just as good."

    If you fucking read his post, he wasn't commenting on fucking rap music being "just as good" he was talking about a synth being "just as good" as a live musician.

    Talk about elitism, you don't know SHIT about music. Go listen to your fucking rap music crap with zero talent. That guy hit the nail on the head. It's a drum machine and a rhyme dictionary, and just because you fucking fell for their crap and spent all your dominoes pizza money on their CD's doesn't make it music.

    boring music for boring people.

  128. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

    any better dj can grab his records and improvise and jam with the beats he knows, too.

    i was just making the point, that giving him a different setup and unknown records is the same as stealing the drums from your drummer. and this is why your argumentation is wrong.

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  129. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

    the problem with this conversation is, that most people haven't heard good electronic or generally mixed music. but almost everyone has heard some of the best classical tunes.

    if noone knows, that they are prejudiced, how could they act accordingly?

    this converstion is doomed... :-)

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  130. Flippant Comment by serutan · · Score: 1

    I didn't read the article. I just love the name Sir Cameron Mackintosh. Sounds like he's either right out of a Blackadder episode or is somehow connected with Spinal Tap.

  131. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by sahonen · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's closer to sitting him down at an unfamiliar kit and blindfolding him. I just thought about it and you're right on that point.

    I still wouldn't exactly call it the most versatile /legitimate musical instrument out there, though. You simply can't apply it to most musical situations, and where I have heard it used outside of rap/hiphop, it's just seemed excessive to me.

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  132. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Enough of putting down your trollish denigration
    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get racialist, okay?

  133. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by sahonen · · Score: 1

    I think it's mostly because I'm just an analog musician myself, and really like the live music scene. There's something about the combined aspects of improvisation, musical dialog with fellow musicians, and just plain grooving your butt off that's just plain cool. Plus, one thing I think really makes music fun is to be able to jam out someone else's music, play a cover every once in a while. It can really bring that music to life for you. Jut being able to say "This one's in the key of G" and play it by ear is really cool, especially since you don't have to buy any new records or tediously program it into your computer.

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  134. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by Skiboo · · Score: 1

    Enlighten me. What should I listen to. Where is the good mixed music?

  135. Re:Wow! That's so... small-minded and ill-informed by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1

    Well, for a good start try listing to the albums Permutation and Supermodified by Amon Tobin. His music is made entirely from samples.

  136. What in the sam-hill?? by RasputinAXP · · Score: 1
    Please tell me YOU'RE joking.

    La Traviata is Italian.

    So's Verdi. Giuseppe Verdi. Giuseppe. French? Christ.

    Die Zauberflote (aka The Magic Flute), properly, is not opera nor operetta but a singspiel.

    English was the first language to have an opera (Dido and Anaeus by Henry Purcell). Popular English operas include the translated works of Kurt Weill (The Threepenny Opera, Street Scene) and more recently Moore's The Ballad of Baby Doe.

    If you'd like to discuss French opera composers, the only one of real note was Bizet, of Carmen fame. You could possibly make a case for Gounod for Faust and Offenbach for Les Contes d'Hoffman, but Bizet's the big French operatic gun.

    Regarding opera seria:
    Of the fifty [Handel] wrote between 1705 and 1738, Alcina (1735), Ariodante (1735), Orlando (1733), Rinaldo (1711,1731), Rodelinda (1725), and Serse (also known as Xerxes) (1738) stand out and are now performed regularly in opera houses and concert halls.


    Thanks, Wikipedia.

    1. Re:What in the sam-hill?? by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      Shit, I apologize for the La Traviata/Verdi bit, I was thinking of Carmen, got some fuses crossed in the brain. Boy are my cheeks red. That'll show me for not double checking what I think I remeber on Google (my girlfriend is the singer, I just absorb bits through osmosis).

      Yes, The Magic Flute did evolve from singspiel (and as I mentioned, the Abduction WAS singspiel), but it is a proper German opera. At least until Wagner, most German operas that followed were similar in terms of both themes (the supernatural) and style (occasional spoken dialog; German was considered generally unsuitable for recitativo). So while there's some room to argue that the spoken portions make it not opera, doing so also invalidates a large body of work.

      I'm afraid you are wrong about Dido and Anaeus being the first opera. It was the first English opera, but opera had already been well established, by Monteverdi among others, well before Dido and Anaeus was written (a quick Google search to confirm shows that Monteverdi's breakout work Orfeo dates to 1607, while Purcell wasn't even born until 1659). That's why we call it opera, because the Italians invented it.

      Yes, of course Handell's works have survived as well, which is why I said "one of the few," rather than "the only." One could spend all day looking at opera company repertoirs and picking out more opera seria that has been performed recently, but I think my point still stands. For a genre that existed as long as it did, very little is remembered aside from the occasional works of a master.

      I would be curious if you actually have a basis for considereing Dido the first opera, or if you were just misremembering? If you don't consider The Magic Flute an opera, then clearly you have a stricter definition than I.

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    2. Re:What in the sam-hill?? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Big gun French Opera is not confined to 19th century:

      17th century:
      Lully, Charpentier

      18th century:
      Rameau (same website as above)

      19th century:
      Besides Bizet, Gounod and Offenbach (Opera bouffe only), You forgot Berlioz.

      20th century:
      Ravel, Poulenc.

      You are right in the sense that Carmen is the one true popular French opera

  137. Re: -1 Redundant by MrBlint · · Score: 0

    Oh dear I should have read tepples' post before posting

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  138. DX7 by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you could spot one in the background of a tune played on a crystal radio kit. There's an irony in there somewhere. It's an instrument designed to mimic other instruments or make sounds that physical instruments can't, yet always sounds kinda the same no matter how it's programmed.

  139. Argh. by RasputinAXP · · Score: 1

    Brainfart re: Dido. It was early and i was hungover as a result of Valentine's Day. I don't remember seeing anything about The Abduction (because i can't spell Entfurung), but really as far as I'm concerned Flute's a singspiel but an opera to everyone else.

    Me, I call it a marathon. Papageno's a role and a half. I hurt myself twice during the production.

    I won't even touch Wagner yet, I'm only 25; besides that, my voice and style lends itself more to comic roles like Figaro and Papageno, though I've done parts of Rigoletto and have an intense desire to be Iago in Otello.

    Ah, Verdi. That's opera.

    1. Re:Argh. by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      Heh, well that's good, I feel better, we can each make mistakes. Yours was not quite as agregious as mine, but that's alright :)

      Of course my girlfriend, being more or less the stereotypical diva sorprano in training, has her eye on the Queen of the Night, but that's going to have to wait for a bit of voice maturation (she's a sophmore at the Oberlin Conservatory). Me, I've got a tin ear and a complete inability to learn foreign language, but even to someone as tone deaf and uncultured as myself, Mozart still wrote some catchy tunes. I've got little exposure to Verdi, but I'll make an effort to see more (though as an aside, I did see an excellent Iago in a performance of Shakespeare's Othello in Ashland, OR a couple years back).

      Anyway, nice talking with you, best of luck with your singing.

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  140. Or they could rescore the music for 11 players by dunstan · · Score: 1

    The alternative is that you score the music for the number of musicians available. The great composers didn't write for a symphony orchestra comprised of a few players and a computer - they wrote chamber music.

    If the performance space won't accomodate the previous number of musicians, it is likely that to synthesise a band of the same size will overpower the space in which the performance is being staged.

    It is the same mentality as putting an all-singing-all-dancing electronic organ with the range of the most exotic instrument into a small church. In previous ages, small churches had small organs which suited the space, and the resourceful organist could extract a good range from them.

    To just use the same scoring as before, and fill in half the blanks with a machine seems an artistically bankrupt approach.

    Dunstan

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  141. Les Mis clarification from Sinfonia's inventor by davidbrucesmith · · Score: 1

    I have read the posts with interest. It is obvious that many statements are being made about Sinfonia out of a lack of understanding about the system, the realities of professional musical production. I would like to help clarify these points. First, my background (briefly!). I hold three degrees in music (composition and electronic music), was a symphonic violinist for twenty years, am active in composition for both electronic and traditional ensembles, and have spent the last fifteen years researching orchestral simulation in live environments. I feel qualified to speak about the aesthetics and philosophy of musical production with anyone. Second, modern professional musicals have been using pit enhancement technologies for decades. Whether it consists of synthesizer keyboards, tape playback, or reduced orchestrations, one finds that it is impossible to in most cases to provide the original orchestration the composer intended. The question then becomes: what type of technology will provide the most realistic and musically compelling solution? Third, Sinfonia is constantly referred to as a "device" or "machine". People compain that the computer can not replace the performer. This analogy does not hold. In reality, Sinfonia is a musical instrument: it is performed by a skilled musician that must follow the score and practice their part. The hallmark of Sinfonia is its complete tempo flexibility: the instrument responds to detailed temporal nuance only because of how the sinfonist performs it each night. Thus, the better analogy is to the violin, not the violinist. Fourth, Sinfonia is an ensemble instrument: it sounds best in conjunction with other musicians. It would be unfair to require ANY one instrument to be judged on its ability to provide a full blown orchestral experience: surely this should not be the criterion of newer musical instruments as well. Finally, the philosophical approach to Sinfonia R&D. It is the intention to analyze musical output of live performance, and remove from the performer's consideration all aspects that are fixed, and allow realtime control of those aspects that should be malleable in performance. Thus, the actual pitches, rhythms and orchestrations of a piece, which will not change, can be taken over by aspects of the instrument/instrumentalist symbiosis most appropriate to deterministic processes. The nuance and interpretation that change from performance to performance, such as tempo, blend, and level, can be played by the human component. I hope these points help dispell some of the misinterpretations that have emerged on this thread

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