O.K... First of all, having seen both perform multiple times over the years, I have to say it would be a hell of a fight. Danzig has been a martial arts student for many years, but he would have to actually work up the nerve to hit Henry. Henry is actually a pretty friendly guy, but he is also VERY intense. I seem to remember that Glen had some sort of running feud with Dave Mustaine from Megadeath... Dave is also apparently an avid martial arts student.
Glen vs. Dave.... good fight, until Glen beats the hairspray off of Dave.
Glen vs. Henry.... Get a Toho camera crew to film it... Despite both being little guys, it would look like a Pier-9 brawl on Monster Island.
How about Gwar vs. Backstreet Boys?
Wendy O Williams (RIP) vs. Avril Lavigne?
40 random thugs with baseball bats vs. Eminem?
GG Allin (RIP) vs. Puffy?
This is why I should never be in charge of anything. Back to the real topic... Batman wins.
Superman is boring. I'll take the tortured psycho vigilante billionaire every time.
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Amen, Brother!
Maybe if I were to actually get the 700-whatever-k download speeds, I would be willing to put up with some restrictions. Until then, we are paying a toll to drive up to the speed limit on their highway... They do not get to decide how many people are in the car. Although.... Perhaps
in exchange for tiered pricing, they would be willing to drop some of the advertising... Sort of like HBO instead of broadcast networks. Actually, I work for the Death Star (AOLTW), I should know better than that by now. Sorry, I wasn't thinking... carry on.
OK... So who's already working on intercepting the new THPS before Tony gets to play it? And, for that matter, who's already working on the map of "Unprotected Wireless Networks of the Stars"?
Perhaps these fat bastards in the entertainment industry would get a more positive response (and cashflow) from me if they could release some better material... They keep trotting out rehashed, done-to-death piles of steaming crap with overpaid prima donna scumbags starring in them. What do they expect? Do they really think I'm going to shell out $9 to sit in sticky uncomfortable seats, watching 40 minutes of advertising, trying to ignore the uncivilized mass of cro mags in the audience... just to see the brilliant piece of film that is "Kung Pow- Enter the Fist"?!?!?!
Here's an idea, you greedy pricks:
GREENLIGHT SOME ORIGINAL STORIES !!
Stop making these jerkoff lowest-common-denominator shitfests and make something worth
all of the suffering we must endure to see it in the theater. As for DVD sales in particular...
Aren't these same tapeworms making money selling those too? I hate to advocate violence toward anyone, but maybe it's time we sanction the savage beating of anyone this greedy and stupid.
Sorry about that... I have two more hours at "work"... Time to switch to decaf...
My apologies to any Cro Mags out there, I hate to insult you by comparing you to the drooling morons found in most theaters.
It's important to remember that an "artist's" CD is not the only product that we are paying for. Add to that cost the price of concert tickets, t-shirts, refrigerator magnets, whatever... We are gouged at every turn, given Cheez-Whiz in return, and we can't get enough. All of this is what makes it possible for low rent trash like P.Diddy or Celine Dion to spend insane amounts of money on platinum jewelry, ridiculous homes, and cars that cost twice what my 4 bedroom house is worth. Let's face it, these greedy cocksuckers are also to blame. How many CDs (at $20) do you have to sell to make back the $20 million you spent on studio time to make some asswipes like Creed sound like musicians? When calculating that, remember that after you cover that cost, you might like to make some money on the whole mess yourself... When all is said and done, these bloated, overpaid sacks of pus have run the costs up so high that there is little choice but to bend us over at the register. Read the performer contract riders over at http://www.thesmokinggun.com , it is truly sickening where the money goes when you pony up your dough to see a performance. On the whole, "pop" music is a sick, sad mess. I am all for people making a good living, but is it right that some boy band dipshit can afford a trip into space? Aren't monkeys cheaper/smarter/more fun? I'm getting off the track here... The RIAA is trying to protect their profits so they can pay off their greedy little stars, greedy little managers, lawyers, personal trainers, plastic surgeons... When Brittany Spears wants a talking pony, guess who has to pay for it... Guess where they get the money... Here's how to stop the madness: Don't buy Top 40 crap. Shop in independent/non-megachain stores. Support original bands playing small venues. Tell local radio stations that their payolalist sucks. Don't buy clothing that J Lo wears. Make these pricks less marketable by not following every stupid thing they do. Throw dogshit at them when they arrive at awards shows. Maybe I'm going too far. While we're at it, the same should apply to the other overpaid parasites that we can't go five minutes without hearing about... professional athletes. $700 million to play a game? All of these greedy parasites needs to go. The question for everyone should be "how much is enough?". I will stop now, before I start telling people to go all "Fight Club".
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O.K... First of all, having seen both perform multiple times over the years, I have to say it would be a hell of a fight. Danzig has been a martial arts student for many years, but he would have to actually work up the nerve to hit Henry. Henry is actually a pretty friendly guy, but he is also VERY intense. I seem to remember that Glen had some sort of running feud with Dave Mustaine from Megadeath... Dave is also apparently an avid martial arts student. Glen vs. Dave.... good fight, until Glen beats the hairspray off of Dave. Glen vs. Henry.... Get a Toho camera crew to film it... Despite both being little guys, it would look like a Pier-9 brawl on Monster Island. How about Gwar vs. Backstreet Boys? Wendy O Williams (RIP) vs. Avril Lavigne? 40 random thugs with baseball bats vs. Eminem? GG Allin (RIP) vs. Puffy? This is why I should never be in charge of anything. Back to the real topic... Batman wins. Superman is boring. I'll take the tortured psycho vigilante billionaire every time. .
Amen, Brother! Maybe if I were to actually get the 700-whatever-k download speeds, I would be willing to put up with some restrictions. Until then, we are paying a toll to drive up to the speed limit on their highway... They do not get to decide how many people are in the car. Although.... Perhaps in exchange for tiered pricing, they would be willing to drop some of the advertising... Sort of like HBO instead of broadcast networks. Actually, I work for the Death Star (AOLTW), I should know better than that by now. Sorry, I wasn't thinking... carry on.
OK... So who's already working on intercepting the new THPS before Tony gets to play it? And, for that matter, who's already working on the map of "Unprotected Wireless Networks of the Stars"?
Perhaps these fat bastards in the entertainment industry would get a more positive response (and cashflow) from me if they could release some better material... They keep trotting out rehashed, done-to-death piles of steaming crap with overpaid prima donna scumbags starring in them. What do they expect? Do they really think I'm going to shell out $9 to sit in sticky uncomfortable seats, watching 40 minutes of advertising, trying to ignore the uncivilized mass of cro mags in the audience... just to see the brilliant piece of film that is "Kung Pow- Enter the Fist"?!?!?! Here's an idea, you greedy pricks: GREENLIGHT SOME ORIGINAL STORIES !! Stop making these jerkoff lowest-common-denominator shitfests and make something worth all of the suffering we must endure to see it in the theater. As for DVD sales in particular... Aren't these same tapeworms making money selling those too? I hate to advocate violence toward anyone, but maybe it's time we sanction the savage beating of anyone this greedy and stupid. Sorry about that... I have two more hours at "work"... Time to switch to decaf... My apologies to any Cro Mags out there, I hate to insult you by comparing you to the drooling morons found in most theaters.
It's important to remember that an "artist's" CD is not the only product that we are paying for. Add to that cost the price of concert tickets, t-shirts, refrigerator magnets, whatever... We are gouged at every turn, given Cheez-Whiz in return, and we can't get enough. All of this is what makes it possible for low rent trash like P.Diddy or Celine Dion to spend insane amounts of money on platinum jewelry, ridiculous homes, and cars that cost twice what my 4 bedroom house is worth. Let's face it, these greedy cocksuckers are also to blame. How many CDs (at $20) do you have to sell to make back the $20 million you spent on studio time to make some asswipes like Creed sound like musicians? When calculating that, remember that after you cover that cost, you might like to make some money on the whole mess yourself... When all is said and done, these bloated, overpaid sacks of pus have run the costs up so high that there is little choice but to bend us over at the register. Read the performer contract riders over at http://www.thesmokinggun.com , it is truly sickening where the money goes when you pony up your dough to see a performance. On the whole, "pop" music is a sick, sad mess. I am all for people making a good living, but is it right that some boy band dipshit can afford a trip into space? Aren't monkeys cheaper/smarter/more fun? I'm getting off the track here... The RIAA is trying to protect their profits so they can pay off their greedy little stars, greedy little managers, lawyers, personal trainers, plastic surgeons... When Brittany Spears wants a talking pony, guess who has to pay for it... Guess where they get the money... Here's how to stop the madness: Don't buy Top 40 crap. Shop in independent/non-megachain stores. Support original bands playing small venues. Tell local radio stations that their payolalist sucks. Don't buy clothing that J Lo wears. Make these pricks less marketable by not following every stupid thing they do. Throw dogshit at them when they arrive at awards shows. Maybe I'm going too far. While we're at it, the same should apply to the other overpaid parasites that we can't go five minutes without hearing about... professional athletes. $700 million to play a game? All of these greedy parasites needs to go. The question for everyone should be "how much is enough?". I will stop now, before I start telling people to go all "Fight Club".