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Geek-Chic Power Houses

nakhla writes "Wired.com is running a lengthy article on wired houses of celebrities. The article describes some of the tech that has gone into the houses of actors, businessmen, and professional athletes, outlining the steps they've gone to in order to obtain techno-nirvana. Included in the article is a profile of JAG's Catherine Bell (my vote for sexiest geek), and her use of a wireless network to connect her to her TiBook, Gateway Laptop, and...get this...Sharp Zaurus Linux PDA. For those of you who are just dying to string fiber around your entire house, this article will have you making a run to your favorite networking hardware store."

185 comments

  1. FTPed games by dirvish · · Score: 1, Funny

    The article talks about how Tony Hawk has a special PS2 that will play anything he burns. Game-makers FTP him games, he burns them and plays them as a beta-tester. Do I have to learn how to skateboard to get that job?

    1. Re:FTPed games by jimmcq · · Score: 4, Informative

      The article talks about how Tony Hawk has a special PS2 that will play anything he burns. Game-makers FTP him games, he burns them and plays them as a beta-tester. Do I have to learn how to skateboard to get that job?

      No, you just need a mod chip and some warez sitez.

    2. Re:FTPed games by dirvish · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but he gets the games before they are released. That is kinda the definition of a "beta-tester."

    3. Re:FTPed games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's also the definition of a warez kiddie though.

    4. Re:FTPed games by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2
      That is kinda the definition of a "beta-tester."

      Yay, partially tested games! What fun!

    5. Re:FTPed games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beta tester job description play untested to partially tested games

      user job description buy partially tested games and do full testing for patches

    6. Re:FTPed games by macthulhu · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK... So who's already working on intercepting the new THPS before Tony gets to play it? And, for that matter, who's already working on the map of "Unprotected Wireless Networks of the Stars"?

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      Someday a real rain is gonna come...

  2. Dang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought it said Geek Chicks.

    1. Re:Dang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I could swear that this title was reused not so very long ago. I remember it because it took me a minute last time to realize that the title rhymes...

    2. Re:Dang by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I thought it said Geek Chicks.

      For real, talk about a let-down.

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      The government has a defect: it's potentially democratic. Corporations have no defect: they're pure tyrannies. -Chomsky
  3. Catherine Bell by tetro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who doesn't want to show her their hard drives
    and give her some good RAM.

    Bite me if it's cliche, but you know you're thinking this.

    --
    .smell my feet.
    1. Re:Catherine Bell by EvilAlien · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hahaha.

      A linux mag should do a photoshoot of her in something almost-not-there and all the geektoys. That could quite possibly cause the /. community to explode.

      [That is the queue for some politically correct and/or sensitive people to chime in with: "not all /.ers are men and/or like women and/or like porn and/or like linux and/or like foo]

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    2. Re:Catherine Bell by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe nearly all of the slashdot geeks into women exploded with the Stevie Case playboy shoot.

      Far more... tasteful imo :]

    3. Re:Catherine Bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She really knows how to wear her silicon!

    4. Re:Catherine Bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Who doesn't want to show her their hard drives
      and give her some good RAM."

      You've got that right! I would particularly like to give her lots of good RAM all the time! I could plug-n-play with her all day!

    5. Re:Catherine Bell by jimmyCarter · · Score: 3, Funny

      It is cliche. And your disclaimer does nothing to change that. I'd still hit it..

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      -- jimmycarter
    6. Re:Catherine Bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Anybody see here in the SoftPorn stuff on Skinamax recently? This was filmed prior to the implants.

    7. Re:Catherine Bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean that is the 'cue'. Once people take their cue, they can then get in the queue to make their comment.

  4. Catherine Bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Catherine Bell

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those!

  5. It has to be said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Catherine Bells...

  6. Geek-Chic? by Quaoar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who cares? The world needs more geek chicks!

    --
    I'll form my OWN solar system! With blackjack! And hookers!
    1. Re:Geek-Chic? by mcpkaaos · · Score: 5, Funny

      The world has plenty of geek chicks. We just don't normally see them as they are nearly indistinguishable from the geek males.

      ;-)

      Oh this is not a troll. ;P

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    2. Re:Geek-Chic? by Quaoar · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Women shouldn't have more hair on their arms than a man does on their legs.

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      I'll form my OWN solar system! With blackjack! And hookers!
    3. Re:Geek-Chic? by unicron · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Yes and no. True geek chicks, chicks that actually no their shit, usually aren't too hot. They are, however, freaks. Nothing is off limits. Mostly because of that whole "beggars can't be choosers" maxim. If you've seen it done in a porn flick odds are that one weird tech club girl will be down. Take advantage.

      The other side of the spectrum: The girlfriend's of geeks. 95% of the time they are balls to the wall hot. Cute chicks love dorks. Some guy in my LUG group took this girl he barely knew to ComicCon. Super fine chick. He walked around with a shirt on that said 'pedophile' while she wore one that said 'underage' and she was down with it. She also seemed very comfortable with making out with strange girls, something he and his camera didn't mind one bit. Remember: the hotties love the geeks, provided you know when to shut up about the geek shit.

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    4. Re:Geek-Chic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you can. They're the ones whose breasts look like they belong there.

      (I'm female, so I can talk...)

    5. Re:Geek-Chic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm male, and I can talk too.

      I know, that's unusual for us...

    6. Re:Geek-Chic? by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > The girlfriend's of geeks. 95% of the time they
      > are balls to the wall hot. Cute chicks love dorks.

      And, pray tell, what's the best way that I, one of essentially certified dorkage, can test out this most interesting hypothesis of yours?

      -JC
      http://www.jc-news.com/

    7. Re:Geek-Chic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The girlfriend's of geeks. 95% of the time they are balls to the wall hot. Cute chicks love dorks.

      This is total fucking bullshit. Having been in the geek-world for over 25 years (h.s., college & grad school) plus going to numerous quake cons, comdex's, conventions, seminars, etc... And bringing home a pretty nice paycheck. I'd say maybe 1-3% of them are "hot". Many really nasty ones, alot in the acceptable range, some in the "cute" range, but very very few any decent guy would consider "hot".

    8. Re:Geek-Chic? by -thinker- · · Score: 1

      Hahaha! I will agree with that.

      -thinker-
      "Be careful how you think; your life is shaped by your thoughts."

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      -thinker- "Be careful how you think; your life is shaped by your thoughts."
  7. Pt... by stevejsmith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And how many of these "chic geeks" do you think even know what operating system they're running? Reminds me on TechTV's "The Screensavers" when they'll have a "Bit Chat" and at the end Martin will ask them if they use a computer, and they'll reply, "No, I never really got into computers."

  8. Money by sheepab · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can make a shitload of money setting up these houses too. My neighbor does it for a living...he even wired the house of the guy that created Doom. Done with my claim to fame.

  9. Geek chick eh ?? by yuri82 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Would someone please explain to me the connection between a chicken with glasses and famous people...

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    1. Re:Geek chick eh ?? by deglr6328 · · Score: 2

      first, you need to be able to tell the difference.

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  10. FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On a pseudo-related note, Catherine Bell is a Scientologist.

    1. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      looks like scientology is a show-biz religion

    2. Re:FYI by Servo · · Score: 1

      Of course it is!

      They are nothing but a bunch of lieing, cheating, bunch of bastards.

      Scientology.. the official religion of the MPAA and RIAA.

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      A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
  11. Catherine Bell is a Scientologist. by ChadN · · Score: 4, Informative

    So can she still be a 'geek'? Of the Slashdot kind?

    (She is hardcore into Dianetics, and at least somewhat under "church" control... This is from radio interviews I heard with her, so I wasn't distracted by her looks. :)

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    1. Re:Catherine Bell is a Scientologist. by jpt.d · · Score: 3, Funny

      You unfaithful dog! By the holy clarics (lawyers) of the Holy Church of Scientology you will be silenced!

      All non-believers will be converted or silenced forever!

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      What we see depends on mainly what we look for. -- John Lubbock Now search for that bug slave!
    2. Re:Catherine Bell is a Scientologist. by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
      Man, you just destroyed one good fantasy.

      If what you say is correct, I wouldn't do her with PhysicsScholar's dick and someone else pushing.

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    3. Re:Catherine Bell is a Scientologist. by LordNimon · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that there is a difference between someone who practices Scientology and someone who is a member of the Church of Scientology. It's possible to be the former but not the latter.

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      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    4. Re:Catherine Bell is a Scientologist. by jimmyCarter · · Score: 0, Troll

      If what you say is correct, I wouldn't do her with PhysicsScholar's dick and someone else pushing.

      liar..

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      -- jimmycarter
  12. Having a wireless network makes you wired? by joeflies · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I bet every person on this board has the stuff in Catherine Bell's house. Except she makes news because she's famous and a woman :>)

    Seriously, I think the doorbell webcam/image pusher is the most interersting aspect, not that she has a Zaurus (more than likely she gets these gadgets as promo items so they are seem by the 'cool crowd')

    1. Re:Having a wireless network makes you wired? by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2

      She's also mega-masturbating-while-your-girlfriend-is-in-the- other-room-and-you-are-watching-Jag-hot.

    2. Re:Having a wireless network makes you wired? by cenobita · · Score: 1

      personally, i think the whole article is bullshit... if anything, i find it somewhat amusing, if only because these jerkoffs are spending thousands upon thousands of $$$ on equipment they don't even really know how to use and/or hookup. "ooh, i have a zaurus and two computers in my trailer!" big deal. we've got 2 amd athlon xp's running freebsd, a previously decomissioned SGI box running IRIX, and an older 900mhz athlon running windows xp. the difference in bragging rights is that we BUILT THEM. we didn't hire someone to put it all together for us so we could *pretend* we know more than fuck-all about computers and electronics. it's really sad when the rich are termed "geeks" simply because they have money to buy shit they don't need, and don't know how to actually use or put together any of it. most of these setups are just dick-waving over who spent the most money, anyway. even if i *were* rich, i'd stick with a dj mixer, studio monitors, and computer. stock the system with mp3's, wire everything you need to (which really isn't much), and you're good to go. also, to joeflies: you're right about catherine bell. i've got a setup that's 10 times more interesting than hers, but you don't see me and my girlfriend gracing the pages of wired. i think her show sucks, though, so to me, she's just another dumbshit who thinks they're hot shit because of what they own.

  13. Must be tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It can't be easy to have parties and sleep with multiple partners and fiddle with your home network system.

    I guess semi-celebrities like those on *snicker* JAG have the time.

    1. Re:Must be tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just because YOU'VE never slept with more than one person.......

  14. iTunes by BWJones · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, one of the cheapest and easiest things I have done with our house is to set up an older Powerbook with a minimal installation of OS X and iTunes. Our entire music collection from CD is now 40GB on the hard drive. The Powerbook is hooked up to the stereo system so it can be piped anywhere throughout the house and the Powerbook is equipped with an Airport card so one can access it from anywhere in the house. Pretty easy and certainly cheaper, yet more sophisticated than many of the other high end stereo systems I've seen. In fact, our next door neighbor (an orthopedic surgeon and her husband who have a VERY expensive home multimedia system with dual 300 CD changers etc...etc...etc...) are absolutely blown away by this simple solution. We have mixes on it for dinner music, work out music, punk, bluegrass, classical and on and on. The other cool thing is that you hook your iPod up to it and you can synch driving music mixes when you plug the iPod into your car stereo system for road trips.

    Pretty cool.

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    1. Re:iTunes by glesga_kiss · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I've done similar. Redhat based firewall/NAT/samba box sharing 180 gig of storage (one half is a backup of the other to be truthful, highly recommended with hard-drive reliability these days) to every PC in the house. PC in living room is hooked up to a hi-fi, which also uses the tape-outs to pipe music to a couple of rooms. VHS RF-out also piped around the house, allowing DVD, video and cable to be viewed anywhere. Laptop in bedroom connected to midi stereo and wireless lan gives me independant music if I want.

      With VNC, you can remote control your home jukebox from anywhere in the world, but I do prefer the couch. Total cost: Not much! The server is an old 200MHz box, that's all it takes. Wireless lan cost a bit, but it has other uses.

      With the addition of a cable modem, streaming files anywhere in the world is great. I could be in work or a hotel miles from home with full access to my music collection. Bliss!

    2. Re:iTunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40g? .. you must have a crappy music collection

    3. Re:iTunes by myLobster · · Score: 1


      The saccharine opening of the Eagles' "Hotel California" erupts from a pair of 180-watt M&K-powered studio monitors.

      "Man! I've had a really bad day and I f****** hate the Eagles."
      "You don't like my music get yo own f****** home network."

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      Ceci n'est pas une .sig
    4. Re:iTunes by usfGPM · · Score: 1

      If only I had some mod points to give you. Any reference to The Big Lebowski, no matter how arcane, will always get modded up by me.

      i love that damn movie. it was a big part of my last two years of college.

    5. Re:iTunes by Tombstone-f · · Score: 1

      Beautiful quote man, anything by the Coen Brothers is great.

      But I feel strangely compelled to correct your quote. It should read:

      "Man! I've had a really bad day and I hate the fucking Eagles."

  15. hmm must be nice to be rich... by fungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But keep both feets on the ground, because you're not and (probably) will never be rich enough to spend millions on toys.

    This is nice and all... but it remains toys. I dont think anyone really need a plasma screen instead of a regular mirror for shaving, but hey, its cool.

    We're like mechanics looking at a movie star's custom ferrari.

  16. What about reusability? by josh+crawley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The houses sound sweet and all, but this stuff'll be obsoleted in a few years anyways. How about some easily upgradeable houses, like conduit wiring or upgradable wall-stereos?

    1. Re:What about reusability? by .milfox · · Score: 1

      They mentioned conduits in the article. In the Catherine Bell section, for instance - They use a combination of conduit'd cat5 and 802.11b :P

    2. Re:What about reusability? by lostchicken · · Score: 2

      Fibre Pairs.
      What carries light today'll carry the same light much faster next week, as fast as you can transmit it.

      --
      -twb
  17. Definition of SAD by rixster · · Score: 2

    When you go through the inventory of "how to wire your house for < $20,000" and you've got less than $3,000 to spend before you complete the set.
    To think I could have got the bathroom done, an extension, new windows (which my new SO dreams about) and all I have is Web / WAP DSL X10 WiFi Multimedia mp3 DVD Divx Video-on-Demand VOIP 100 Mbps heaven. Oh, plus a further $$$ on a few credit cards.

    Hold on a moment..... None of those so-called chic-geeks didn't even mention VOIP

    I WIN !!

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    Two wrongs may not make a right, but three ....
  18. My favorite stores are.. by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 5, Funny

    this article will have you making a run to your favorite networking hardware store

    Some suggested stores:

    Networking Hardware USA
    Networking Hardware Emporium
    Hardware Networking Only, Inc.
    No We don't have any Computers, Just Networking Shit, Asshole! LLC

  19. Cate Blanchett.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From what I hear, Cate Blanchett has a TiBook and a Sony digital camera :) so not uber geek, but hey, I'm all for people having TiBooks.

    1. Re:Cate Blanchett.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i *love* her. really great mouth.

    2. Re:Cate Blanchett.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >one-button mousepad (yeah, you could lug a mouse around with you, but that kind of violates the whole "portable" concept).

      Seriously, what's with this "number of mouse buttons" business? I use UNIX, Windows, and Macs every day and don't give a shit about the number of buttons. It's a non-issue.

  20. Determining the right infrastructure... by bovilexics · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... on a budget is a frustrating problem.

    Oh what a dream. Reading this article makes it all seem so joyous and wonderful. Especially when you don't have budget limitations and have the monetary freedom to completely scrap something that becomes obsolete in a couple of years and replace it with the latest and greatest thing out there. *Drool*

    Speaking from the experience of going through the ups and downs of building a new house this year - trying to determine what technologies to use now and how to leave room for future upgrades/changes with such obstacles as:

    1. A realistic budget
    2. An uninformed contractor
    3. Conflicting opinions from all directions

    It is tough to know where to jump in and what is cost effective and useful technology that can be expanded and upgraded without costing an arm and a leg.

    Typically a contractor is very informed about housing issues (plumbing, electrical, etc.) and can be a great source of information and recommendations but when it came to the tech infrastructure it was hard to find someone knowledgeable in the small town that I live in.

    I pretty much had to do all the research myself and inform him on what I thought would be best. It was all a little odd considering I'm not a builder by any stretch of the imagination.

    Ugh, makes my head hurt. We ended up going cat-5 with pre-wiring and space for wireless access points in the attic and conduit in the walls to pull fiber (or something else) later when it becomes feasible. It seemed best for us at the current time, hopefully it will continue to be a good decision a few years down the line.

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    1. Re:Determining the right infrastructure... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 5, Interesting
      We ended up going cat-5 with pre-wiring and space for wireless access points in the attic and conduit in the walls to pull fiber (or something else) later when it becomes feasible.

      There is always a place for cat-5, cheap and reliable. Even if you have wireless, hooking up two desktop PCs is a waste of RF bandwidth. If you are confident with a drill, go for it. In a few years, a home network might make a desireable selling point for a home.

      Like the idea about running conduit, very forward thinking.

    2. Re:Determining the right infrastructure... by grahamsz · · Score: 2

      When (if ever) i get to build my own place then i'll end up with cable drops plastered into the walls.

      That way when a new tech comes out i just need to replace the faceplates on the walls and drop new cable down from the attic :)

    3. Re:Determining the right infrastructure... by onedumpling · · Score: 1

      Uniformed contractor? We're building a house this year, too. I can't let someone else wire. I've worked too many jobs where the ceiling and walls (wiring) go very wrong when someone else is involved. It's your network: try and understand it intimately from the walls and ceilings to the keyboard. We wired the house ourselves and videotaped the walls before the drywall went in. We know where everything is and what it tests at. It isn't valuable now, but will be later if experience is any indicator. Conduit is essential, but I don't agree with the article. I don't like to use flex conduit. You can get bound up in that stuff with your wires. Some people even try to use metal flex conduit...that stuff just rips your wire to shreds. I like PVC pipe.

  21. Sometimes I think... [slightly OT] by foo+fighter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...Slashdot should just have a slashbox of Wired News' RSS feed. Or a Wired category (if they do and I haven't seen it just slap me).

    It seems like every article that is printed in Wired eventually makes it to Slashdot's front page.

    I subscribe to the mag. (Worth the $10 btw.) I don't need to see it here.

    Not only that, but the subject of the geek home has been covered here, and other geek sites, many times and this article doesn't really add anything to the discussion.

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    1. Re:Sometimes I think... [slightly OT] by esobofh · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you don't need to spend the $10 when you can see it here for free...

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  22. yes, watching TV is a quite a lot of effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The hi-def screen spoils you," says Cuban. "I can't watch regular TV anymore. It just isn't worth the effort."

    Quotes like that make me question the right-wing wisdom that concentrated wealth is good for the economy...

    1. Re:yes, watching TV is a quite a lot of effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "...they're also an informal cadre of beta testers pushing the standard-of-living envelope for the rest of us. We can laugh at their self-indulgence. Or we can learn from their fearless pioneer spirit."

      You don't seem to appreciate their altruism.

  23. Catherine Bell Scientology Front?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    HELP (Hollywood Education and Literacy Project)

    "to achieving your goals"
    "this program has the solution."

    The description has a lot of scientology cult buzzwords. Be afraid, very afriad!

    1. Re:Catherine Bell Scientology Front?? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Informative
      Good Call!

      Study and learning skills. The Study Technology, a breakthrough which eradicates barriers to study and learning, developed by humanitarian and educator L. Ron Hubbard, is utilized to enable the youth to learn any subject. The student is able to overcome the primary barriers to learning. He learns how to learn. Effective communication skills are also part of this procedure.

      The Program

      The Goals

      RUN CHILDREN RUN!

    2. Re:Catherine Bell Scientology Front?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Same goes for NARCANON which has been advertising on TV lately (though I think that everyone who knows about Scientology knows who they are).

      They even have that wierd background which I seem to remember from the cover of Dianetics or something, probably to 'restimulate' the "memories" of being obliterated by atomic weapons on an atoll that wasn't there at the time (Hawaii, millions of years before it formed).

      Only memory it stimulates in me is that of L. Ron who married his second wife before divorcing the first, then turned in the second one to the FBI as a "communist" before leaving her for a very young (either 18 or 21, I forget which) woman (he was ~50 now, IIRC) who later was one of the high-ranking Scientologists indicted in "Operation Snow White" wherein they conspired to steal all the documents the govt. had by now that made them look like a wacky cult... :)

      Why yes, I am a flaming SP...

    3. Re:Catherine Bell Scientology Front?? by Misch · · Score: 2

      You spelled it wrong, it's narCONon. Narcanon DOES NOT EXIST. $cientology chose NarCONon because of the ready confusability with a legitimate program Narcotics Anonymous.

      Oh, did you hear about the death associated with Narconon in Italy?

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      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
  24. a low-rent 15 minutes by realgone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not to rain on your parade, but that's not so much a "claim to fame" as it is a "claim ticket from the pawnshop two blocks down the street from fame."

  25. Time... by LeiraHoward · · Score: 2
    (To be honest, I'm less concerned with the legal issue than with the time it must have taken him to rip 1,000 CDs.)
    Hmm. Anyone care to do the math on this one?

    Assuming it took only 15 minutes to rip a CD, not counting time to switch CD's, set up the tracks, etc, it would take over 250 hours, or what amounts to a little over 10 days , non-stop, (Yeah... no eating, drinking, sleeping, whatever...) to rip those mp3 tracks...

    I'm frightened... do people seriously have that much time??? And where can I get some?

    1. Re:Time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 minutes to rip a CD

      Maybe on Linux?

      On a PIII 650MHz with 128Mb RAM, I can rip a CD into MP3 format using WMP 7.0 (I understand they might have removed the MP3 ripping feature in later releases) in about 3 minutes at 128KHz.

    2. Re:Time... by fwankypoo · · Score: 1

      FreeDB->hit "rip"->go do something for 15 minutes->repeat

      It's pretty easy to do 20-30 CD's in a night when you're just sitting around watching TV or playing with the computer. I't snot like you have to be there for the whole entire rip, just to insert/eject CDs and make sure that EAC gets the right FreeDB entry. Can't say I've done 1000 CDs, but I've certainly done 100s, and it hasn't been a problem.

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    3. Re:Time... by polyphemus-blinder · · Score: 1

      do people seriously have that much time??? And where can I get some?

      No excuses now; surely your sexual frustrations can't be a result time constraints.

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      It's all going according to .plan.
    4. Re:Time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know I don't think it is a good idea to assume someone with the latest toys is using a 4X cdrom burner.... Redo your figures assumeing a 40X speed burner....Think of tossing a new one in every time you pass the burner. Ok still would take some time but not all that much..

    5. Re:Time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surely your sexual frustrations can't be a result time constraints

      Not true. I fully expect (and QED backs me up) that all my particles will simultaneously tunnel and leave me and my sexy neighbor in a state of copulation.

      All I need is time.

    6. Re:Time... by ewen · · Score: 1
      [1000 CDs] Assuming it took only 15 minutes to rip a CD, not counting time to switch CD's, set up the tracks, etc, it would take over 250 hours, or what amounts to a little over 10 days , non-stop, (Yeah... no eating, drinking, sleeping, whatever...) to rip those mp3 tracks...

      Having ripped 400 or so CDs over the space of about a week without even trying very hard I think your estimates are somewhat off, because:

      • It doesn't usually take 15-minutes per CD with a good drive -- more like a quarter of that
      • Providing you have lots of disk space you can put off the time consuming bit (the encoding) until later (eg, overnight)
      • You can do other stuff at the same time you know; just change the CD when it ejects, and then go on with what you were doing.
      • Free hint: it is easy to parallelize the process. (I only used 2 machines, but a friend of mine used about 8 last time he had to rerip his collection.)

      Sounds to me that you don't need more time, you need better organisation :-)

    7. Re:Time... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      > or what amounts to a little over 10 days , ...
      > I'm frightened... do people seriously have that
      > much time??? And where can I get some?

      It's easy. Just got back from work? Pop in a CD, hit "grab" (there are a number of programs which read a CD, connect to CDDX, drop the info, run it through the compresser, name, and plop it out; I'm fond of AudioGrabber), sit down, read your mail. When the CD pops out, plop in another one until it's done. Repeat until done with email, slashdot for the day. One month will generally chew through ~100 cds that way. Playing Angband? Don't get interrupted, but set one in as you start and one as you're done. Etc.

      Now, at ~100CDs/month, you can chew through a 1k CD collection in under a year without investing any real time.

      Then again, you know he got those CDs from Napster. :)

      --
      StoneCypher is Full of BS
  26. Ubiquity of celebrity by polyphemus-blinder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah yes, just what I was lacking. Hollywood fiber-optic gossip and token rings of the rich and famous.

    --

    It's all going according to .plan.
  27. Sexiest geek? by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
    included in the article is a profile of JAG's Catherine Bell (my vote for sexiest geek),

    I'm sorry; everyone knows that the sexiest geek is currently Stevie Case, aka 'Killcreek'.

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    ~Idarubicin
    1. Re:Sexiest geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe so, but she was 10x cuter before she got dipped in plastic.

    2. Re:Sexiest geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I met her at QuakeCon 97 and she was really cute back then. I don't like her at all anymore. I didn't think her Playboy pics were that great either. If Catherine Bell is really as geeky as the article claims, she's my #1 sexiest geek. Now about that whole Scientology thing...

    3. Re:Sexiest geek? by derrickh · · Score: 2

      Obviously, you haven't seen Killcreek lately.

      Anyway, the sexiest geek is Asia Carrera.

      D

  28. Roomba by tired-of-selecting-n · · Score: 1

    But why none of them have roomba?

  29. Direct link by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
    For those who are just interested in the hot geek:

    here she is

    I can't see what the fuss is about myself....

  30. Cleavage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of us like to pretend like we've never looked at web pr0n before and gawk over the smallest amount of boobie in public. In private, that kind of pic is sent to the Recycle Bin to save space for pics that show a lot more than boobies.

  31. been internal fiber for about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    9 months now, the equipment is expensive but luckily I picked it up from work cheap. Kind of silly when just about every gateway out there is 10mb but my lan games FLY, and streaming divx from the storage array is crispy :)

  32. Rhyme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geek-chic? No more ryhmes, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?

  33. To the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    For those of you hurting after hoping to see some geek chicks, here are some links. First up, some real hacker chicks: And now for the obligatory pics:
  34. Digital video as easy as MP3? by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

    "New developments to watch for:

    PC-based PVRs

    Soon all digital video will be as easy to download and play as MP3s are today."

    Wow! Gosh! I am so looking forward to that day! That sounds so awesome and futuristic! Will there really come a day when digital video is as easy to download as an MP3 is today? Wow! I'm so amazed, shocked even! The future is such an exciting place!

    graspee

  35. Uhm, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm suppose to go out and make my house wireless just because some stupid cunt has some wireless network at home. How about no.

  36. Realistic budget??? by ngoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wow, only 30K eh? I guess I will get a second mortgage on my house so I can be the low end of those who have WAAAAAAYYYY too much money to spend. Was there anything actually interesting in the article at all except that Tony Hawk has a chipped playstation so he can play burnt ps/2 games? There wasn't anything in the article that really pointed out anything extroadinary technology-wise.

    (Back to Reality Now) I wired my house recently (not a fun thing to do in Arizona mind you, at least when it is warm out). I put in two lines of CAT5, two lines of RG6, and one line of CAT3 for voice. Each of the bedrooms got a set, the living room got one, and the kitchen is next. Everything goes to my office (which used to be the family room before I walled it off) down from the attic to a structured media center box (whatever you call them) that I got for $10 from a surplus building supplier. It came with one telephone distribution module and I also got some extra 5 jack network modules from them too. So my Sprint MMDS internet connection goes into the room to my Linksys router, which then is plugged into the panel so the other rooms have internet connectivity. My phone line also runs into the panel and gets distributed to the other rooms. The panel can handle 4 pairs, so when my daughter gets old enough and assuming we are still using copper phone lines I can just punch down her phone line from the main house phone to her new line.

    I go to local auctions a lot, so I paid minimal prices for the cables and stuff, probably $10-$15 for the the CAT5 and CAT3 total, and $5 for the RG6 per spool (I have about a mile of coax now, don't know what the heck to do with it). I used Snap-N-Seal connectors for the cable, with connectors I got from Ebay, and the RJ stuff with a professional crimper set from Ebay as well (Sargent tools). So my total cost to wire my house myself? Less than $150.

    I have a friend who neglected to tell me he wanted to have his house done and it cost him over $500 for 3 or 4 ports with a hub. I would have done it for cost of parts and free food. Oh well, his loss.

    ngoy
    (Remember to wear a dust mask if you have an older house. That blown in insulation is nasty sh!t!)

    --
    --ngoy
  37. Not flamebait .. I really want to know by Sanga · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    The CDs are ripped into MP3s to play at Mr. Perlman's place? I thought MP3s are lossy and are scoffed at by audiophiles; the de riguer (in my mind) is SACDs or better instead of 192/256K sampled MP3s.

    And he ripped 1000 CDs to 15000 songs: that works to 15 songs per CD. So he likes all songs on all the CDs he owns. I want that CD list !!! ;-)

    Shriram

    1. Re:Not flamebait .. I really want to know by slantyyz · · Score: 1

      The SACD catalog selection is pretty small (relative to CD title selection). I imagine if you've already got 1000 cds it's conceivable that few of them are available on SACD, which would require you to look for them and buy them. No small feat (but either is ripping 1000 cds). You'd also be hard pressed to find a high capacity SACD changer that makes you happy.

      And while even 320K Mp3s may not be acoustically "perfect", having them indexed on a hard drive is sure a heck of a lot faster than running a playlist through a network of CD changers (and cheaper too).

  38. They conveniently forgot Asia Carrera by slantyyz · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes, the famous porn star is probably just as "hardcore" a geek as anyone in the Wired article, if not more. I bet none of those profiled builds their own systems, did their own web sites, kicks butt in UTK, has a 150 IQ and has starred in hundreds of high quality porn flicks. Oh yeah, Wired is a "family" magazine.

    1. Re:They conveniently forgot Asia Carrera by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      She was so great in Wayne's World.

    2. Re:They conveniently forgot Asia Carrera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahahaha

      may you someday have the chance to tell her that in person.

    3. Re:They conveniently forgot Asia Carrera by algernon7 · · Score: 1
      Stupid!

      That was Tea Leoni.

      Or was it Telly Savalas? That Telly is such a hottie.

    4. Re:They conveniently forgot Asia Carrera by rat7307 · · Score: 2

      That was Tea Leoni.

      You mean Tia Carrere, Tia Leoni is David Duchovny's wife (and star of one of those crappy SitComs that I have forgotten about...)

      Apologies if spelling is wrong....

      Asia Carrera does kick butt though.....

      --
      Burma?
    5. Re:They conveniently forgot Asia Carrera by algernon7 · · Score: 1
      Sorry, my sarcasm was apparently too subtle.

      I did think the Telly Savalas reference would make it a bit more obvious. I knew I should have gone with the easy Porsche Joke...

    6. Re:They conveniently forgot Asia Carrera by rat7307 · · Score: 2

      My Bad....

      I should go home.....my sarcasm detector has exploded.... :-)

      --
      Burma?
    7. Re: They conveniently forgot Asia Carrera by elemental23 · · Score: 2

      She was so great in Anal Adventures of Suzy Superslut.

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
  39. Meh! Uninteresting article. by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read this article over the weekend. The bottom line is, any ultra-rich idiot can have an automated house full of cool gadgets, if they throw enough money at someone else to set it up for them. There's nothing particularly impressive about being able to write a check.

    I'd rather read about systems people put together themselves, consisting of parts attainable by someone who makes a modest salary.

    And yeah, Catherine Bell is a hottie, but she loses points for being married and a Scientologist.

    ~Philly

  40. For further reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Catherine Bell: a figure study.

    [1] [2] [3]

    Study hard, boys.

  41. Wired is the Cosmopolitan of the Geek World by ziriyab · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every once in a while I'll pick up a wIrEd at an airport or whatever. This is shortly followed by memories of why I canceled my subscription years ago. In the same way that fashion mags set up these unreasonable (and arbitrary) expectations of what it means to be a woman, wired has set up this buy-buy-buy wannabe geek culture. Example:

    Sure, you might have DSL and Wi-Fi, an Xbox and a TiVo, maybe a Bang & Olufsen stereo with 5-foot speakers and a six-CD changer, but you're still an amateur in the world of extreme home networking

    Extreme home networking? Is that like extreme programming? I had this burrito last night then I hunkered down for an evening of Extreme defecation

    The ad:article ratio in wired has to be as high as Cosmo's, not to mention the high number of thinly veiled ads in the fetish section. But, we do get insights like:

    Stored as 1s and 0s, music, video, and even television can share the same network.

    What insight! What's worse is that these freaks at the forefront of graphic design somehow manage to obscure deep insights like the above with layouts and graphics that make the articles unreadable. I had to hold this one article at an angle because the paper was reflective silver before finally giving up. I guess I'm not an extreme reader! Form over function in all they do.

    The preceding was an extreme /. post

    Spleen vented. whew.

  42. Life's no fair by PitViper401 · · Score: 1

    Why oh why in this good old country of ours (America) do the people with the most useless and pointless jobs get payed so much and buy all this stuff that they don't even use usually, while the the people with the most important jobs, like iron workers and electricians, get payed MUCH less? Just my $0.02
    PitViper401

    1. Re:Life's no fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actors and athletes make more money per minute for others, whether through box office receipts or franchise merchandise, than laborers do for their employers.

      Adding Will Smith to a movie or Allen Iverson to a basketball team increases the values of those things a lot more than Joe Walters getting hired on to saw wood down at the lumber mill.

      It's all a matter of how much money you can make for others that eventually decides how much money you can make for yourself.

    2. Re:Life's no fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working in a steel foundry is not a challenging job, doesn't require any real skills, and is only physically demanding if you're allergic to exercise. I have 2 friends who do foundry work and both make a rediculous amount of money for what they do.

      Electricians make money based on the amount of contracts they get and the time involved in completing those contracts. Anyone, with the proper training, can be an electrician. It's hard to group anyone who is doing contracting work into a set wage, since their wage is dependant on need and ability to sell themselves better than their competetor.

      Actors and actresses, on the other hand, not only need to have talent, but most of them have to be good looking. While their jobs might seem unimportant to you, they aren't unimportant to the TV networks who use them to attract your attention, which in turn attracts big money from advertising.

      It sounds like you're feeling unnappreciated, since I'm assuming you work in a steel foundry or something. Here's an idea. GO TO SCHOOL. GET A DEGREE. Either that, or join a union and enjoy the fact that you have job security, fixed wages, and better health care than most Americans.

  43. Bah : Wired : Do Not Read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the look of it, Wired has all together ceased publishing informative materials. Instead, it has turned into a gadget clearinghouse (multipage advertising specials in every issue, anyone?) and MTV-esque bubblegum.

  44. Re:two things ... by Xformer · · Score: 1

    1) Read the article
    2) Are you BLIND???

    --
    All I want is a kind word, a warm bed and unlimited power.
  45. You're an idiot with flawed logic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming your math is correct (I'm not wasting my time proofing your work), it doesn't mean the person did it in 10 days non-stop. Also, it doesn't take into account a multiple CD burner (or multiple multiple CD burners).

  46. Power houses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this was about, like, coal-fired plants that run Linux or something and were tricked out with neon strip lights.

  47. I`m a scientologist too!! by andres32a · · Score: 1, Troll

    So what????
    does that not allow me to be a slashdot geek?
    Excuse me but the fact that some slashdot readers disagree with scientology or it`s policies and that i happen to BE a scientologist does NOT make me a non "slashdot kind geek".
    I am a /. reader... have been for years know... and i do not give a f***ck it some people don`t agree with my religion`s policies, i can still be tolerant about it and keep one reading NEWS FOR NEWS. STUFF THAT MATTERS.

    1. Re:I`m a scientologist too!! by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Well, since you are here, how much is true of the xenu stories on the net? (I won't comment on the validity of a space alien's dead remains being the cause of most human suffering. I believe that an anthropomorphic deity made all creation from his navel lint. Both require a bit of *ahem* faith.)

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    2. Re:I`m a scientologist too!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, scientology ist NOT a church. It's a company disguising itself as a church. And their only goals are: gaining money, influence and power.

    3. Re:I`m a scientologist too!! by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have you ever read, actually read Operation Clambake?

      Scientology is, frankly, a company/cult. It is not even remotely close to being a religion. It was founded by a science fiction author who had been quoted earlier as saying "If a man truly wished to become wealthy, the best thing he could do would be to start a religion."

      Techies have a legitimate beef with the Church of Scientology -- the CoS went on a series of attacks on USENET against people that had escaped Scientology. These people had been posting information about Scientology (the stuff that you aren't *supposed* to find out about until you're deep in debt and will believe anything that makes it look like you haven't been suckered.)

      Being a real, tech loving geek and being a Scientologist may not be completely incompatible, but it's damn near.

    4. Re:I`m a scientologist too!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the difference between those goals and the goals of the 'normal' churchs are?

    5. Re:I`m a scientologist too!! by yack0 · · Score: 1

      > andres32a on Tue October 22, 08:14 PM (#4509124)
      > wrote:
      >
      > ...NEWS FOR NEWS. STUFF THAT MATTERS.

      Um, just a thought, if you're going to get bent out of shape and start yelling the tag line for the site, you MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT TO YELL THE CORRECT TAG LINE!

      --
      -- There is no sig line, only Zuul.
  48. Re:two things ... by jxs2151 · · Score: 1

    Please see this story

  49. I've got one! by carlmenezes · · Score: 2

    Automatic climate control :
    Temperature and moisture sensor with wireless capabilities embedded into your clothes. They monitor your skins reactions to the temperature of the room and automatically adjust the room temperature so you feel comfortable :)

    Side effect : Geeks fighting over who gets a higher priority in a multi-user environment :)

    --
    Find a job you like and you will never work a day in your life.
  50. Re:two things ... by Xformer · · Score: 1

    That only means I won't get sued for my comment :-)
    I never said I was PC (politically constrained)...

    --
    All I want is a kind word, a warm bed and unlimited power.
  51. Fiber? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno about dying to string fiber around my house, but after reading that, I'm dying to spin my web around Catherine Bell.

  52. Re:It's really quite true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Asia was being interviewed by the G4 video game network for their celebrity homes & games show ("Players"). I was very surprised. I can honestly say she is more a geek than I, and more a geek than the majority of Slashdot readers. She even said she was a member of MENSA. Sure, see seems a little emotionally unstable, but what geek or pornstar isn't.

    And on a side note, since Asia hosts her own website in her own house, I wonder if the WHOIS info on her is correct. That phone # could provide lots of fun.

  53. Wired does 'Cribs' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This exactly why I don't like Wired, it's the tech equivalent of MTV, i.e. all breathless hype, no serious content. At best it's useless, at worst... well, we've seen what idiotic hyping of tech can do: history's worst stock bubble and the years-long economic recovery that follows. Shame Wired didn't die with the dotcoms.

    Call me a grumpy old man, but I say save this kind of sensationalist crap for fields where it belongs, i.e. 'popular entertainment', and leave the tech out of it.

  54. Catherine Bell? by Misch · · Score: 4, Informative

    She's not as wired as she would be. She's in the Cult of Greed & Power (Time, 1991). Which means she'll never go to that website there. She'll probably never go here either. I hope she doesn't end up here.

    How can a woman so tech savy get duped by them?

    --

    --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
  55. Missing Verse to Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by slasher_14 · · Score: 1

    All these damn celebrities, All they do is watch TV, On a 58" Plasma screen. I can't go back to SDTV, It hurts my eyes, you see, This is how hard life can be. I'd like to see them spend a week, Posting as a slashdot geek, I don't think they would survive. If they could spend a day or two, Posting in a slashdotter's shoes, I think they'd be flamed and they'd fall, They would faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.

  56. even /. eh? by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Is it just me, or am I the only one who thinks that most "normal" people really don't give a flying fuck what "celebrities" do in their spare time? I may just be imagining it, but it seems to me that "celebrities" have been recently flaunting their "celebrity" status more so of late.

    Seriously, "celebrity" in America has really been pissing me off of late, with all the goddam "reality tv" shows trying to make "normal" people into "celebrities", American Idol(gag!), "star" after "star" on Good Morning America, tabloids having nothing but celebrity rumors(what the fuck ever happened to good ol' Pres. Bush meets Aliens stuff?), etc.?

    I refuse to believe that Americans really care so much about goddam celebrities; IMO, this is all just Hollywood pressure to keep themselves feeling like they're better than the average "joe", considering iMacs, free video editing tools, etc., becoming accessible to your average computer user must be making them piss their pants about their impending irrelevancy.

    Anyone else in the states notice this trend, or am I imaging things; I realize "celebrities" have always been pretentious fucks, but it seems even more so lately.

    Sorry, way OT I guess...

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    1. Re:even /. eh? by Tantrum420 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you shouldn't watch so much TV...

      T

    2. Re:even /. eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The news had a story about retired NFL players and their injuries. Like I really give a shit.

  57. troll my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont want a flamewar, you fucking dipshit. Why don't you go re-post a week old topic, how about it.... -1 Troll my ass....

  58. Re:Asia replaces mobos in the nude (really!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now that's [asiacarrera.com] a real geek chick! :)

  59. Watch it with the comments on C. Bell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's a $cientologi$t.

  60. But you might not want to tell anyone that... by Wee · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So what????
    does that not allow me to be a slashdot geek?
    Excuse me but the fact that some slashdot readers disagree with scientology or it`s policies and that i happen to BE a scientologist does NOT make me a non "slashdot kind geek"

    I think that you'll find that there is very very little love lost for scientology (I refuse to capitalize it; churches and religions don't have "trade secrets", IMO) on Slashdot. The people involved with the running of the "church" of scientology have been heavy handed in the extreme when it comes to things near and dear to the Slashdot readership. It is a hot-button topic, to be sure. Your "church" is not seen in a very positive light by those that come here. One could therefore argue that, by extension, this means that a healthy percentage of the online "geek" community harbors negative feelings towards your "church". So it's likely that you might get a little heat if you bring up scientology on Slashdot.

    The reason you might not be terribly welcome here in most people's minds is because, for good or ill, they cannot separate what your "church" does with what you say -- when you mention scientology. If you don't bother mentioning it, it's probable that nobody will like or dislike you anymore than they would any other person here. It's not a First Amendment issue so much as a "cultural" thing. I certainly wouldn't start yelling about my PETA membership at the annual Meat Packers Association convention meeting unless I wanted to start a shouting match. Perhaps you feel differently. I don't know. It's a free country.

    Whatever my personal feelings are about scientology, I really don't care one way or the other about your religious beliefs (especially if they have no bearing on the conversation at hand). To each his own, I say; I certainly don't bother mentioning that I'm an agnostic Libertarian every time I post here. I'm just trying to give out a little friendly, free advice: you'd do well to not bring up your religion in this forum unless you're participating in a discussion about religion. Assuming you don't want your conversation degenerating into a flamefest, that is.

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    1. Re:But you might not want to tell anyone that... by TGK · · Score: 1

      Where oh where are my mod points when I need them?

      Thank you, finaly someone who understand the differnce between what you have the constitutional right to do and what you probably shouldn't do for your own sake.

      --
      Killfile(TGK)
      No trees were killed in the creation of this post. However, many electrons were inconvenienced.
  61. I just got started... by orenzero · · Score: 1

    I wish I were geek enough to count, but seriously, folks...

    I had the summer off, and decided to set up an 802.11b net in my house as a project. It was swimmingly simple. Today, I received my $125 P90 Toshiba notebook and my Orinoco card, and now I have a cheap remote control for all my A/V needs. I'm gonna figure out a mounting scheme for a microphone stand (etc.) to set this beside my favorite chair in the crib.

    -oZ

  62. Sad Sad Waste by (v)Jargon(v) · · Score: 1

    Look at the damn unnecessary extravagance these people place into their lives. Sad Sad!
    Nobody deserves this much.

  63. can't resist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, we have no bananas

  64. I did it for $150 by geogeek6_7 · · Score: 2

    Smallish switch: $50 1000' Cat 5: $65 Sheesh... ~geogeek

  65. As the saying goes.... by djupedal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Technology is like money....you know you have enough when you don't have to think about it..."

    Did it appear than anyone profiled in the article no longer thought about either? :)

  66. Amazing! Not really... by quantax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are we impressed with any of this? If any of us had a virtual unlimited budget like these people, we could do a HELL of a lot more and not to mention do it ourselves. Quite frankly, people who throw a shitload of money at a problem/issue to solve it do not impress me. Someone who solves the problem in a both effecient AND practical manner are much more impressive. If Joe Millionare has the sickest network on the east coast, it is not because he is especially clever, intelligent, or anything else, it is because he hired a buncha techs to do it for him. Lets stick with admiring 'real' people doing 'real' stuff. Anyone with a crapload of money can do this sorta stuff. Slashdot should know this better than anyone.

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    "What can a thoughtful man hope for mankind on Earth, given the experience of the past million years? Nothing." -Bokonon
    1. Re:Amazing! Not really... by Cyberop5 · · Score: 1

      Anyone with a crapload of money can do this sorta stuff.

      But not everyone who has a "crap load of money" wants to do this sort of thing. That is what makes her Geek.

      Besides, Catherine is paying you/us to wire this for her.

      You want to keep buying your gadgets and food?

      --
      Urgo: "I want to live. I want to experience the universe and I want to eat pie!"
      Jack: "Who doesn't??"
  67. 192 is the best sounding system? by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Peter Frampton has the same system!" Perlman shouts over the music. "If you listened to this as a 128K MP3, the cymbals would phase out. This is 192K!"
    Did anybody else think this was weird? I mean, If I could, I wouldn't even compress my audio. I'd just use a couple TB to store the highest quality versions of music I like. Or I'd hire a full-time DJ. And I'd make him give stuff away, as if he were on the radio.

    ...if you're caller number one you'll have free tickets to the [popular musician] show!...

    "Hello? Did I win?"

    Yes! What's your name, lucky c-

    "You're in my damn living room. You know my name."
    --
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  68. iTunes/Home Theater& Wireless AV by djupedal · · Score: 4, Informative

    Check this site for a how-to on your own wireless computer and home theater setup...using iTunes & Mac, of course :)

    In a pinch, just use your iPod to drive the house system...

  69. Tracey Needham was so much hotter :-) by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 2

    I don't find her particularly attractive either, however Tracey Needham who starred in Jag before Catherine Bell is one nice looking gal, and she starred n VR.5 as well - can't get much geekier than virtual reality!

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  70. two more things by wmorrow · · Score: 1

    All that EMR, particularily wireless stuff, is going to give the rich folks brain cancer.

    If you're throwing around $?0,000, why not get your very own T1? Cable is as high-end as the rich folks get soaked for?

  71. I used to subscribe to Wired... by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    I remember the first Wired I saw - it had an ad for one of the first cordless mice, featuring two babies - one in a diaper, on without. The first baby is smiling - under it is the caption "Feels good". The other baby is smiling, and we can see why - he is also urinating. He gets the caption "Feels better". The jist of the ad being that being unbound was better.

    But over time that attitude degenerated into "Ohh look at us - we are so tragicly hip we cannot see over our pelvis".

    So I let my subscription lapse - a fact that to this day Wired seems unwilling to let me forget ("Come on! Resubscribe! Please?")

    So, to sum it up:

    Tired: Wired.
    Wired: /. (well, it used to be, anyway.)

  72. I've been watching _less_ by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

    nt

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  73. Re:I did it for $150 by jwinter1 · · Score: 1

    Uhh... $50+$65 = $150? Or this is the "slashdot math" I've been hearing so much about?

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  74. Willy Waving with "Swinging Dick" Ellison by Analysis+Paralysis · · Score: 1
    "Nobody does this," Ellison snapped. Then he looked at the paperwork again. "Is it really the biggest?" he asked. "Bigger than Gates'?"

    Green assured him that it was.

    "Really?" Ellison asked. "Let's do it."


    Here we have a supposedly smart CEO blowing money on a system simply because it is bigger, pricier and more bloated than one of Bill Gates creations? He deserves to end up with a home that has to be rebooted every hour, demands reactivation every day, needs a security patch every week and a rebuild/reinstall/upgrade every year!

    Kudos to the installer (Rich Green) for psychologically exploiting this though.

  75. Euphenism by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

    For those of you who are just dying to string "fiber around your entire house"

    That's one masturbation euphinism I've not heard before. Slashdot sure gets +1 for originality, I'll say.

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  76. missing from the article by alizard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The only time I saw security mentioned in the article was in the context of security cams.

    What's wrong with this picture?

    Does anybody here think that a static IP owned by Catherine Bell or Tony Hawk is any less likely to wind up designating a network 0wn3d by any number of people than one connected to an AOL broadband user with the usual level of home security?

    While I'd be very surprised to find that Larry Ellison's home network wasn't designed for security first by the smartest bunch of paranoids he can hire, from what I saw in the article, I'd be equally surprised to find that the opposite isn't true for most of these systems.

    The results of this article's posting to /. should be very, very interesting. I wonder how many of these networks have already been r00ted and how many people are heading for Beverly Hills with wireless laptops checking things out since the article was posted?

    Any hardcore security types who know the high-end installers in this business probably should give them an e-mail very, very soon... there's some serious money to be made here.

    And anyone who's got the kind of money who's reading this should think of how to secure their networks before ordering their home T-3.

    1. Re:missing from the article by Icculus · · Score: 1

      mmmmm... network-accessible Catherine Bell security cams

    2. Re:missing from the article by alizard · · Score: 2
      Imagine slashdotted Catherine Bell security cams...

      So if you find some, catch me in e-mail. :-) Of course, my interests are only for legitimate security and research purposes.

  77. Re:fisting posts for fun and profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. First post.
    2. ???
    3. PROFIT!!!

  78. what annoyies me is by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    that now its the things you own that makes you a geek.
    Woo-hoo, I just paid a guy 10 grand to install a system! I'm a geek!

    Fortunately for me, I'm a nerd, so I have to get by on my brains.

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  79. medium and message by g4dget · · Score: 2
    Converting from one speed to the other was robbing Perlman of his crisp high end! [...] "The hi-def screen spoils you," says Cuban. "I can't watch regular TV anymore. It just isn't worth the effort."

    I can't watch regular TV anymore because the content (mostly) sucks.

    These people confuse the medium with the message. A scratchy mono recording of Casals playing the Bach Suites beats pretty much all of that over-processed digital entertainment that this gear is designed for.

    1. Re:medium and message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! For the amount some people spend on speakers alone, you can go to an awfully large number of concerts and hear the music played live.

  80. Oh my by Krilomir · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    > I thought it said Geek Chicks

    Ugh, I really thought it said Geek Chicks until you made me re-read the headline :(

  81. Overpriced.... by Junta · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bleh, all this waste, even in the 'do-it-yourself' section.

    Without spending nearly so much, especially in a smaller home, you can get a lot. The key thing here is they suggest buying lots of small, dedicated pieces of equipment, and only two computers, and not even fully utilizing them!

    Take that 'dedicated server' and make it a bit beefier. I built a fairly cheap (~1100 USD) server with 4 120 GB drives in RAID-5 config about a year ago. Up that a bit and your server can hold oggs and video like crazy, are even go FLAC if you are extreme audiophile. Put it next to your Entertainment system, and it can do PVR/Video/Progressive Scan functions. Eliminate the need for a lot of things. Run your internet connection through it, no more need for a separate router. Buy a cheaper USB wireless adapter and make it an Access Point with more control (why settle for mere WEP, when you can enforce IPSEC?). With all this functionality, a decent soundcard can dump anything you want to any receiver, so a lot of the digital-to-stereo equipment goes bye-bye. If concerned about control, buy a cheap-o lirc-compatible device.

    The display is pretty decent, though I would think an entry-level projector might offer a better deal. The home automation stuff I have no experience with, though I would opt for an IP based camera and have my computer doing motion sensing when I leave the house (sending shots via VPN to a friends house in case the system is stolen).

    The network solutions they suggest seem to hover around 11 mbps, same rate as wireless, why bother? If you want better than that, wire your house with some cat5 or better cable. 100 mbps is much more livable for streaming video than 11, and if you are really big on it, gigabit is *doable* at great expense.

    Why would any house need a *rack* of servers? My household has a laptop per person, a desktop per person, and a single server handling routing/nfs/samba/apache/icecast/etc.... I plan to add one system to do multimedia stuff in the entertainment system, but that's it. The laptops+desktops are extravagant, but nice...

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  82. not enough novelty by WillWare · · Score: 2
    Most of what was in the article was audio/video systems, and computer networking. Everybody has that, these people just have the more expensive versions. I was hoping for more qualitatively novel stuff.

    The vacuum-cleaner robot from a couple days ago is novel, plus it's useful. Popular-Mechanics-style home automation (dimming the windows, opening and closing drapes in response to weather or sun position) would be interesting.

    In the early 70s there was a magazine article about a guy whose two dogs couldn't stand each other. He built a system that automatically opened and closed doors in the house, keeping track of where the dogs were, and never allowing them into the same room simultaneously. No microprocessors back then.

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  83. At least one sign of bad planning by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    Supposedly Catherine Bell's house will have one AP per room

    Considering that there only 3 non-overlapping 802.11b channels, this means that her APs will most likely be interfering with each other. In a house like that, probably at least 3 APs on each channel in close proximity to each other.

    The problems won't be as much if she's using 11a - More nonoverlapping channels and shorter range. But in many cases so short as to cause room coverage issues in a larger room...

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    1. Re:At least one sign of bad planning by ph0rk · · Score: 1

      you answered yourself. non overlapping. Now, if she has all the AP's on the same channel/network everything is fine.

      if not, well, who cares about Catherine Bell anyway?

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    2. Re:At least one sign of bad planning by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

      Um... Putting all APs on one channel is Bad. Very Bad. They will all interfere with each other and performance will suck.

      Take, for example, 9 rooms. (I'm sure the house has far more than this, which makes the problem far worse). 1 AP per room means that each nonoverlapping channel (1,6,11) will have 3 APs on it. Each of these groups of 3 will interfere with each other.

      Put em' all on one channel, and you have 9 APs all interfering with each other.

      Bell's house probably has 20-30 or more rooms. The problem gets even worse.

      Where I work, we have a total of 4 APs for a medium-sized office building.

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  84. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    Risch's decision procedure for integration, not surprisingly,
    uses a recursion on the number and type of the extensions from the
    rational functions needed to represent the integrand. Although the
    algorithm follows and critically depends upon the appropriate structure
    of the input, as in the case of multivariate factorization, we cannot
    claim that the algorithm is a natural one. In fact, the creator of
    differential algebra, Ritt, committed suicide in the early 1950's,
    largely, it is claimed, because few paid attention to his work. Probably
    he would have received more attention had he obtained the algorithm as well.
    -- Joel Moses, "Algorithms and Complexity", ed. J.F. Traub

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