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  1. Radiation Blues on BlackBerry Bold Tops Radiation Ranking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's flamebait for the "cell phones cause cancer" crowd: the word "radiation" is a dead giveaway.

  2. PLATO on Web Heritage Could Be Lost · · Score: 1

    I miss PLATO. Back in the mid-seventies, this was amazing, absolutely mind-blowing: real-time text chat, multiplayer biplane dogfights, and chess, and galactic conquest ... on a global network. Granted, the screen was monochrome (orange on black), but the resolution was better than anything around. And it was a touchscreen. Good times!

  3. Magic is the power of belief on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 1

    People believe what they want to believe. "Magic" is one kind of belief reinforcer.

    Imagine two identical products. Q: Which one sells best? A: The one with better advertising.

    People don't just want advertising: they need it, to experience the joy of ownership as richly as possible.

    Apple knows this. Apple is very good at creating belief ... and if Apple calls this "magic", then they're just stating the obvious.

  4. Goodwill and Salvation Army on Use Open Source? Then You're a Pirate! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Goodwill and Salvation Army have made serious efforts to put each other out of business. One of them (I forget which) sued the other, back in, oh, the late eighties, over the right to sell rags to China. If I recall correctly, I read this in the Wall Street Journal.

    Several years ago, some of the second-hand stores here in Minneapolis/Saint Paul shut down. The way I heard it (anecdotal word-of-mouth), larger local business interests pressured the city to impose reporting requirements too burdensome for the second-hand places to bear. Similarly, years ago, you could volunteer at a food co-op and get a discount. Now there's not a single co-op left in the Twin Cities that accepts volunteers. Same (anecdotal) story: bigger business interests (Whole Foods?) pressured regulators to impose reporting requirements too burdensome for the co-ops to justify using volunteers (you had to treat "volunteers" as real employees and do all the paperwork that goes with it.)

  5. Breaking the Laws of Thermodynamics on Fuel Cell Marvel "Bloom Box" Gaining Momentum · · Score: 1

    Just as soon as someone invents a perpetual motion machine, I'm going to invent a time machine, so I can go back in time and steal that perpetual motion machine!

  6. The Best Parodies on "Logan's Run" Syndrome In Programming · · Score: 1

    The best parodies are always close to the truth -- the closer the better.

  7. Y2KBC problem on "Logan's Run" Syndrome In Programming · · Score: 1

    I tell ya, hauling a four-ton obelisk upright using rope and logs and manual labor gives new meaning to the word "rollover" ....

  8. Re:Kids Today on "Logan's Run" Syndrome In Programming · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We had to improvise close parenthesis by taking an opening parenthesis and then standing on our heads.

  9. Kids Today on "Logan's Run" Syndrome In Programming · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kids today have it easy -- context sensitive development environments, online documentation, etc. etc.

    Why, when I was your age, we had to chisel bluestone megaliths using only hand tools, and then haul those four-ton stones into a circular pattern, just to calculate date() ...!

  10. Need better granularity on Google Patents Country-Specific Content Blocking · · Score: 1

    Content filtering at the nation-state level. Yawn.

    How about content filtering at the individual consciousness level? Show me what I wish to see, and nothing else.

  11. Re:Sampling Your Dinner on Is Plagiarism In Literature Just Sampling? · · Score: 1

    Made me chuckle -- you smug bastard.

  12. Sampling Your Dinner on Is Plagiarism In Literature Just Sampling? · · Score: 0

    First, you eat a delicious steak dinner. Then I'll take a steak knife, carve a sirloin off your body, and enjoy a deliciously sampled steak dinner. Like secondhand smoke, but entirely voluntary.

  13. Car Analogy on Brain Surgery Linked To Sensation of Spirituality · · Score: 1

    The soul is to the body as "Excitement" is to a car built by whatever car manufacturer asserts that "We Build Excitement!"

  14. Yes, Prego on Brain Surgery Linked To Sensation of Spirituality · · Score: 1

    Yes, I meant Prego. I mean, I meant Ragu, but I remembered it was wrong -- it was Prego.

  15. Ragu Soul on Brain Surgery Linked To Sensation of Spirituality · · Score: 4, Funny

    The soul is to the body as "Italian-ness" is to Ragu Spaghetti Sauce: "It's In There!"

  16. Non-lethal projectiles on Armed Robot Drones To Join UK Police Force · · Score: 1

    Non-lethal projectiles (e.g. rubber bullets) can break bones and put out eyes. Better than death, I suppose, but I don't care to tell that to a guy who has only one eye for the rest of his life.

  17. Paranoia on Simulated Hack To Test US Government Response · · Score: 1

    What a perfect cover story for launching a real cyber attack. Let the paranoia begin!

  18. Cortex Bomb on DARPA Aims for Synthetic Life With a Kill Switch · · Score: 1

    The killswitch in Systemic Shock is a cortex bomb. Not sure how messy, we don't actually see it happen in the novel. (Some of the agents know that is happened to one of their own, but the event is not described.)

  19. Cow is the host, man is the parasite on DARPA Aims for Synthetic Life With a Kill Switch · · Score: 1

    Cows are host organisms, man is their primary parasite.

  20. Systemic Shock: kill switch for agents on DARPA Aims for Synthetic Life With a Kill Switch · · Score: 3, Informative

    In the novel Systemic Shock by Dean Ing, special ops agents have devices in their skulls to provide radio communcations, data processing, and a remote kill switch. Ostensibly, the kill switch is for cases where an agent is captured, and is only to be used if the agent explicitly requests termination ... but some of the agents suspect that they may be terminated for reasons other than explicit request. Decent novel; moderately recommended.

  21. Presidential directives banning reprocessing on Obama Budget To Triple Nuclear Power Loan Guarantees · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Ever since Jimmy Carter's dunderheaded executive order (in which he said the US will not reprocess spent nuclear fuel back into usable fuel ... "

    Credit where it's due: the initial President directive (a specific variety of Executive order) regarding suspension of reprocessing was issued by President Gerald Ford:

    "In October 1976, fear of nuclear weapons proliferation (especially after India demonstrated nuclear weapons capabilities using reprocessing technology) led President Gerald Ford to issue a Presidential directive to indefinitely suspend the commercial reprocessing and recycling of plutonium in the U.S. On April 7, 1977, President Jimmy Carter banned the reprocessing of commercial reactor spent nuclear fuel." - Source

  22. Cost-benefit analysis on Neurons Created Directly From Skin Cells · · Score: 0

    ... there is no excuse for not being stoned.

    Oh yes there is: it's too expensive.

  23. Need versus Want on Obama Choosing NOT To Go To the Moon · · Score: 1

    We don't need to go to the moon.

    Just like I don't need a drink right now ... oh, I want a drink, all right, but I don't need a drink. Furthermore, I can stop drinking entirely, any time I want to stop.

    I'm sure America can stop going to the moon any time it wants.

  24. Tools and Ethics on IE 0-Day Flaw Used In Chinese Attack · · Score: 1

    There's also the problem that there's no way to differentiate good from evil programs.

    Indeed. This problem comes up again and again with a great many tools.

    The only difference between a scalpel used for healing and a scalpel used for murder is the man holding the knife.

  25. Green Lantern on Augmented Reality To Help Mechanics Fix Vehicles · · Score: 1

    What an auto mechanic really needs is a Green Lantern power ring. If you had a power ring, it would make any tool you needed, plus act as a hydraulic lift and all the other stuff you'd find in a well-equipped shop.

    Yeah, yeah -- Green Lantern power rings are only supposed to be used for galactic peacekeeping missions. But I'm telling ya, if I ever get my hands on a power ring, that galactic police force has seen the last of me, because I'm busy making a ton of money repairing cars!