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  1. Re:I find their wording a bit disturbing... on Is Your Boss An Idiot? · · Score: 1
    I'd use my last dying breath differently: I'd use it to kill the bastards.

    You can kill people with your breath?

  2. Re:Not dying, but becoming a sewer on Auerbach on Internet Cruft · · Score: 1
    It's not a problem. It's the problem. These aren't sewers; they're open sewers we have to step across (or wade through) to get in and out of the places we want to go.

    We'll see Balkanization because many many groups will simultaneously say "we need a private place to carry on The Conversation" and come up with their own little private places and private protocols for communicating. If they come up with common standards and a general community, we will have the same problem once again.

    So Mr. Auerbach is talking about signal/noise. At today's volumes, the problem isn't the Internet itself; it's our human ability to use it in a meaningful way.

  3. Re:BPF on Further Selections From the Mixed-Up SCO Files · · Score: 1
    You said "Hitler."

    Does this mean the SCO thread is over?

    Please, please say it's over.

  4. Re:I'm fine with that... on Insurance Claims to be Tested by Lie Detector · · Score: 1
    Here's what I'm waiting for: The media to start installing voice stress analysers on the microphones they use at press conferences.

    If we installed bullshit detectors on government spokesmen and leaders, how long until civilisation collapses?

  5. Twiki auction on Sci-Fi Memorabilia To Ogle And / Or Buy · · Score: 1
    If rather than selling an original Twiki you sold the right to blow up an original Twiki, you'd probably double your take.

    I hate that little fucker.

  6. Re:C++0x ? on Latest Proposals for C++0x · · Score: 1
    This is great! Now its name sounds like line noise, too!

    Maybe we could do this with Perl?

  7. "Yopy?" on Review Of Yopy 3700 Linux PDA · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have no comment; I just like saying "Yopy."

  8. more than 1000 people killing their brain cells on MillionManLAN Party: The Doors Are Open · · Score: 1
    Big deal! I can find that on any college campus on any Friday afternoon.

    (No, I didn't read the article. Why should I read the article?)

  9. Re:the Linux kernel is no longer essential on RMS Cuts Through Some SCO FUD · · Score: 1

    Utah.

  10. Re:Other patents... on Netflix Granted Patent on DVD Subscription Rentals · · Score: 3, Funny
    [N]etflix isn't all good, but they are still a step up from the alternatives.
    Now that a patent has been issued, what alternatives?
  11. About Damned Time on My Visit to SCO · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's been over 24 hours since the last SCO article. I was starting to freak.

  12. Re:what about the pizza? on Experiences with Alternate Local Phone Companies? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get the first one take-out, and tip 'em so they'll remember. They'll deliver after that.

  13. Re:Consider a satellite dish and Vonage on Experiences with Alternate Local Phone Companies? · · Score: 2, Informative
    4. Latency. The lag turnaround time on satellite packets is abysmal and your phone conversation may sound like those reporters in Afghanistan.

    That said, get a satellite system for your normal surfing (at ~400kbps you'll beat your landline, lag time or no), then get a good cellphone plan and tell your landline provider to go whistle.

  14. That giant sucking sound... on EU Moves Towards Single European Patent Standard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is the software industry leaving the U.S. in droves for less litigious countries.

  15. Re:CAD! on No Business Like SCO Business · · Score: 1

    Here, here!

  16. twenty percent leakage? on Widespread Use of Hydrogen May Hurt Ozone Layer · · Score: 1
    Who the hell do they think we are, losing twenty percent of our hydrogen?

    Are these the same people who told us that if we ate twice our body weight in saccharine each week, we'd get cancer? Obviously this means three hundred milligrams in your iced tea will kill you deader'n'shit, too.

  17. Re:prove it! on SCO Gives Friday Deadline To IBM · · Score: 1
    Have you read a BSD license agreement? Here's what is says:

    "Here ya go."

    Now if MS were appropriating GPL code, maybe we'd have something to talk about.

  18. Re:If they could ramp this up… on Chicken Run · · Score: 1

    Soylent Industries has this under development.

  19. Re:what about myst? on Game Originality: Any Left? · · Score: 1
    Myst is a fine example of how originality doesn't necessarily make a game important. An original execution of an unoriginal concept is very significant. Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet is a rewrite of a fairly well-known story. Hell, Star Wars is so unoriginal you can find all its archetypes in Joseph Campbell's works on myths and heroes.

    Myst is just another puzzle game, but it is so beautiful to look at and wander through that I can't imagine another game I'd want to play long after I'd memorized the solution.

  20. Re:Aargon on Game Originality: Any Left? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Try The Incredible Machine some time. You get to build Rube Goldberg devices.

  21. Re:The sad part. on Microsoft Not Underwriting SCO's Legal Fees? · · Score: 1
    I don't trust most people I know on a first-name basis
    I don't trust anybody who won't tell me their last name, either.
  22. DYN on Canadian Telco Telus Moves All Call Traffic to the Net · · Score: 1
    From the submission: "An article on the Tornonto Star about Canada's Telus...caught my eye today." and later "Since I work in the Telus Internet Service department..."

    Is anybody else bothered that Telus's Internet Service department is finding this out by reading the Toronto Star?

  23. Re:This Was in The Times? on Computing's Lost Allure · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    No, Sparky, it's not flamebait, but it is a flame: The New York Times used to be the one remaining source for not necessarily objective but always very accurate and honest reporting.

    Now they've proven untrustworthy and I'm pissed at them. I'm pissed off enough that the American press seemed never to question why our government wanted to kick around some oil rich but otherwise pissant country. But beyond that, now, I'm pissed off that I can't trust anybody to tell the truth about anything unless the truth happens to be profitable to them.

  24. Re:Quality on Computing's Lost Allure · · Score: 1
    I saw the need to learn the fundamentals of C/C++ but I didn't think that boring projects were the way to accomplish that.
    On the contrary, a boring project lets you ignore the details of the project and focus on what you're actually trying to learn. And if you've mastered what you're trying to learn and you're still bored, why not augment and enhance? Example: a project to solve a maze stored in a 10x10x10 array. Why not create the maze as a linked structure instead? Need to generate a report? Write a report engine!

    I can't believe somebody could have an entire computer in front of them and still not think of something interesting to do.

    History is cool too, though. Lots of interesting stuff has happened.

  25. This Was in The Times? on Computing's Lost Allure · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Then how do we know it's true?