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  1. Re:Same words, different meanings on More on Statistical Language Translation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me of story see bottom of this page

    The US Gov't was funding an early computer group to translate documents from Russian-to-English and back. The hope, obviously, was to eliminate the need for human translators. A particular sentence was fed to the computer, which translated it into Russian. The computer was then fed the Russian, and it translated it back to English.

    The original sentence was "The spirit is strong, but the flesh is weak".
    The resulting sentence? "The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten".


    The computer didn't know which of the many possible words to use when translating spirit, so it used "vodka". Likewise, it tried to put the word "strong" into context, and since strong vodka is prized in Russia, it decided that the vodka was good. Likewise, flesh got translated to meat, and weak flesh became bad meat.

  2. Re:For a good laugh... on Technical Glitches Plague BuyMusic.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Funny, I just got one page :-D

    Thank you for visiting BuyMusic.com.

    In order to take full advantage of BuyMusic.com's offerings you must be on a Windows Operating System using Internet Explorer version 5.0 or higher.

  3. Re:Will it import my Mozilla Mail and settings? on Mozilla Thunderbird 0.1 Released · · Score: 5, Informative

    Look at How do I migrate my Mozilla mail and settings to Thunderbird

    FWIW, I've been runing Mozilla Mail 1.3 and Thunderbird side by side (using the same profile/email stores) and no problems.

  4. Re:The SCO Linux Game on Why SCO UNIX Is A Bad Idea · · Score: 1

    I found three outcomes:

    1) Slow poking: The Penguin explodes.
    2) Medium poke: The Penguin flattens the hand with a giant mallet.
    3) Fast poking: The Penguin blasts the hand with a shotgun.

    Any ohters?

  5. Re:Mozilla, you let me down on Nationwide Class Action Filed Against DoubleClick · · Score: 1

    So you suggest using deception :-)

  6. Babel Fish Translation on Robot Balloon Escapes In Britain · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what it means but 80's rock makes me laugh.

    "You have something time for me then sing I a song for you from 99 ballons on its way to the horizon think you g'rad of me then perhaps sing I a song for you from 99 ballons"

    http://babelfish.altavista.com/

  7. Dupe? on Microsoft Rolls Out Pocket PC 2003 · · Score: 1


    Okay, so it's not a dupe. But PocketPC 2003 Reviewed was mentioned not too long ago....

  8. Re:Heh on iBox Episode 2 · · Score: 1

    Take a look at http://www.emulators.com/softmac.htm
    though it only goes up to Mac OS 8.1

  9. From the article: on Lessig And RIAA Answer NewsHour Questions · · Score: 1

    The goal of copy protection in CDs is not to prevent individuals from making copies that they want to make for personal use, but rather to prevent individuals from distributing the recordings or making copies they don't have a right to make.
    Many copy-protection technologies include on a CD a second copy of the album in compressed form ready for transfer to an owner's computer, but not capable of being distributed on programs such as Kazaa.


    Has anyone encountered said technology? Seems like antother push for Microsoft DRM....

  10. What about other languages? on Why Johnny Can't Handwrite · · Score: 1

    The former president of the International Association of Master Penmen, Engrossers and Teachers of Handwriting says keyboards, joysticks and cell phone touch pads have ruined kids' ability to hold a pencil properly, let alone write legibly.

    Why is "holding a pencil properly" such a sacred thing? What about holding a quill properly???

    Anyway, how about we start teaching a language (like written Chinese) so that American elementary kids don't lose manual dexterity skills?

  11. Re:Case Mods... Uuugh. on Alien Case Mod · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Whoops, I misread your post as I skimmed through it:
    nearly *all* of my friends never see the light of day outside their desks except for hardware upgrades

  12. HP LaserJet Quality on Are Printers What They Used To Be? · · Score: 1

    I got an HP LaserJet 1100 for college at it's lasted 4 years *without* needing a replacement toner cartrigde.

    I did start having a problem of multiple sheets feeding, but HP provided a FREE repair kit (which I ordered via their website). Now the printer works like new again!

    As far as Linux compatibility, visit here for ratings of the vendors and Linux printing troubleshooting.

  13. Be honest now on Windows Key Leak Threatens Mass Piracy · · Score: 1

    How many of you clicked the article link hoping it would give the key :-D

  14. Finally a computer that on Legacy-Free PCs · · Score: 1

    ...doesn't run on "old fashioned" electricity or use an antiquated QWERTY keyboard or a clock based processor that processes only zeros and ones .... oh wait

    one reason for the slow change is "the large number of customers with legacy ergonomic keyboards, optical mice, and trackballs" who won't want to switch to USB input devices until their older devices are no longer serviceable.

    Seriously, with regard to legacy ports, there are a number of adapters out there. A user who *insists* on using a perfectly working 10-yr old laser printer with parallel port (rather than buying a new inkjet with overpriced ink) can get a parellel-to USB-cable. Similarly for keyboards and mice.

    BTW, I've noticed that many routers with embedded print servers only have parallel ports! When will they do away with such antiquated technology?!?

  15. This looks like a match for.... on Google Vs. Yahoo: When We Last Met... · · Score: 1


    Googlefight.com

    And the winner is.... Yahoo (88,700,000) with Google only having 19,600,000.
    d'oh

  16. This looks like a question for.... on Microsoft Wants to Take on Google · · Score: 1

    www.googlefight.com

    I hate to break it to you, but the outcome is Microsoft beating Google (40,400,000 to 19,600,000)

  17. Offical Specs on Military Grade Laptops · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.gobookmax.com/gobookmax/images/gobookma x.pdf

    Mobile Pentium III/700, 256 MB of PC100 SDRAM, 20 GB IBM DJSA-200 hard disk, external 10x TEAC USB CD-ROM, external USB floppy, 4MB Silicon Motion LynxEM+ graphics, 10.4in SVGA touchscreen TFT, ESS Allegro PCI audio, integrated mono speaker, V.90 modem, integrated CISCO Wirelsss LAN PC Card, one Type II PC Card slot, plus support for VGA, serial and two USB, Windows 2000 Professional. Dimensions: 284 x 233 x 62mm (W x D x H) excludion handle. Weight 3.3 kg. [7.28 pounds]

    Note: The PDF wouldn't let me copy and paste the text, but I think I got it all right.

  18. Closed source.... on Microsoft: Because Bugs are Cool · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although the MS Knowledge base is good a resolving lots of questions/bugs I wish it were more like Bugzilla....

  19. Don't forget ASCIIMATION STAR WARS on Appreciation For All Things ASCII · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://www.asciimation.co.nz/ requires a java-enabled browser, though I'm pretty sure a telent version somewhere....

  20. Consistency and Configurability on What Features Would Make a "Better" GUI? · · Score: 1

    two key facts about humans: We are creatures of habit, and we like control.

    I know people who hate the "pesonalized menu" feature in MS Office 2000 or later (where items not recently used are hidden). As creatres of habit, they want to see "Print Preview" every time they click the File menu!

    But they also like configuratiblity where they can customize menus to their needs and create keyboard shorcuts instead of relying on a mouse all the time.

  21. Ants like Apples . . . on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 5, Funny

    big deal. What's next in the news: Birds fly into Windows server?

  22. Re:see why... on Beware the Haunted Cordless keyboard · · Score: 1


    And don't forget another security risk: theft!
    I do not envision my school computer labs adopting wireless mice or keyboards anytime soon.

  23. What about FTP addresses? on Reuters Accused Of Hacking For Typing In URL · · Score: 1


    I do not think that Reuters actions were wrong. In fact I use bookmarklets quite a bit with browsing, and I like when URLs are predictable.

    However, I wonder: What if the URL in question had been something like "ftp://username:password@ftp.whatever.com/"?