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Nationwide Class Action Filed Against DoubleClick

Stanley Ference writes "A nationwide class action lawsuit has been commenced in the Court of Common Pleas of Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, against DoubleClick Inc. DoubleClick is a leading provider of products and services used by direct marketers, web publishers and advertisers to plan, execute and analyze marketing programs. In 2002, Doubleclick served more than 630 billion ads on the Internet for thousands of customers." If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting," you could be part of the class. Read on for details.

Stanley Ference continues: "The class action complaint alleges that DoubleClick deceptively and fraudulently commandeered millions of Internet users to the commercial websites of DoubleClick's customers through dissemination of tens-of-millions of fraudulent Internet advertising banners that impersonated computer system messages. The Complaint states that through use of such Fake User Interface ("FUI") dialogs that fraudulently represented themselves as computer system error messages, DoubleClick tricked millions of Internet users into interrupting the work they were performing to respond to the fraudulent system message, only to unexpectedly find both computer and computer user thus hijacked to commercial websites of DoubleClick's customers.

Additional information about this lawsuit, including an illustration of the advertising banners that are the subject of this lawsuit, may be found at ferencelaw.com/doubleclick."

Here's a link to the press release (PDF) announcing the filing of this lawsuit.

525 comments

  1. Damn - fooled again by draziw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And when I see signs when I'm on the freeway saying there are once in a lifetime deals at a car dealer I get off the road right away... The advertising practices suck - but I think it should be the FTC dealing with it not class action lawsuits. Doubleclick can't afford to loose - it just isn't going to happen IMHO.

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    1. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But do those signs look like the freeway signs, and are vague at that?

    2. Re:Damn - fooled again by morcheeba · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, that would be a run-of-the-mill advertisement. A FUI would be an offical looking "All Trucks Must Exit Here" sign leading to a truck-repair center.

      Or, maybe more realistically, a sign that says "Warning: next stop for blinker fluid in 200 miles"

    3. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      No, the adv. just says: "The road you are on is closed. Come this way."

    4. Re:Damn - fooled again by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      Agreed.

      I heard on the radio that when I am hungry I have a craving for the great taste only found at Taco Bell. Also I heard that I can levitate if I eat their enchilada bowls. Really I saw it on TV.

      Well since only Taco Bell can satisfy my hunger cravings I only ate their and end up losing tens of thousands of dollars. Also I have yet to levetitate from eating their enchilada bowls.

      Man I am pissed and deserve, oh I say 1 million dollars!

    5. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      ...when I see signs when I'm on the freeway saying there are once in a lifetime deals at a car dealer I get off the road right away...

      Despite freeway billboards being annoying they do not attempt to immitate actual road signs, which is illegal.

      Even on private streaches of road it is illigal for you to post signes that closely mimic the ugly white on green government signage. Why should critical looking computer message that trick users be all that different... Mike

    6. Re:Damn - fooled again by plague3106 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And when I see signs when I'm on the freeway saying there are once in a lifetime deals at a car dealer I get off the road right away.

      This is a bit different. If you saw a sign that said 'Traffic advisery, use this route instead.' you may very well follow it, and would be quite pissed that it was a ploy to get you to look at new cars. I'm sure most computer users aren't savvy enough to tell that it was a fake ad, since it was designed to look just like a message box in windows.

      I don't see why you think the FTC should handle it; they'd likely do nothing at all. A class action suit is more likely to get something done, and i for one wouldn't mind if it shut down double click forever.

    7. Re:Damn - fooled again by AndroidCat · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How about if the sign looked exactly like one of the normal freeway signs, directed you to the exit you were looking for, and you ended up in the parking lot of that car dealer?

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    8. Re:Damn - fooled again by aussersterne · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's more like this scenario: A police car flashes you. Do you pull over? Of course. An officer gets out and walks to your car and only when he gets to your car window and begins to try to sell you Chanel copies do you realize that his badge reads "great scents", that the logo on the side of his car reads "To Scent and Perfect" and that the thing on his belt is a credit card reader, not a baton.

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    9. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      but I think it should be the FTC dealing with it not class action lawsuits

      Hold on! The FTC is a federal agency, and the actions of this agency can be controlled by the executive, and even members of Congress who weigh in on particular matters. Consider, for example, how the DOJ let Microsoft off the hook, even though it had won critical fact-findings at the district court.

      Regardless of your personal political view, do you really want politicized agencies having exclusive enforcements?

      There's a class of lawsuits known as "private attorney general" actions, where ordinary citizens can sue to enforce laws and rules (if these laws allow such actions). This is explicit recognition by the legislature that their agencies charged with enforcing the laws often don't get their priorities right, and that sometimes, justice can come from common citizens.

      A similar legislative goal is behind class action suits, but there are other goals, such as efficiency and conservation of scarce judicial resources.

      Could you follow up with more specific reasons why you think only a federal agency should have the power to police advertising? Please provide information about how "zealous" the FTC has been under various administrations about pursuing all law-breakers, and not just those without the common sense to make hefty political donations and retain Washington lobbyists (like Microsoft).

    10. Re:Damn - fooled again by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "And when I see signs when I'm on the freeway saying there are once in a lifetime deals at a car dealer I get off the road right away..."

      See, at least those can be somewhat true from the right POV (the dealer will only have a sale exactly like that just once, etc. etc.). What the suit is complaining about is something akin to setting up orange "Road Closed Ahead - Use Detour" signs along the road that trick drivers into driving right into the car lot.

    11. Re:Damn - fooled again by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's more like this scenario: A police car flashes you. Do you pull over? Of course. An officer gets out and walks to your car and only when he gets to your car window and begins to try to sell you Chanel copies do you realize that his badge reads "great scents", that the logo on the side of his car reads "To Scent and Perfect" and that the thing on his belt is a credit card reader, not a baton.

      Glad I'm not the only one that's happened to. I swear on the beltway that between the unmarked police cars and the policecar salesmen it's a miracle anyone can tell who is who. Though I will say, the Chanel knock offs are great at removing engine deposits and removing gum from the bottom of shoes.

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    12. Re:Damn - fooled again by Kaeru+the+Frog · · Score: 1

      But what if that highway sign somehow appeared in your car as the oil light?

    13. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      If you saw a sign that said 'Traffic advisery, use this route instead.' you may very well follow it

      No, the "advisery" would tip me off.

    14. Re:Damn - fooled again by squashed · · Score: 1

      No, we're talking about fake UI elements. It's more like having gas stations you pass set your fuel gauge to read empty, activate your oil change light, or muck with your temperature gauge. Or worse, introduce false images of other cars on the roadway, to influence your navigational choices. How about false images of congestion, sponsored by the local chamber of commerce, so you'll get off at the next exit and spend some dollars?

    15. Re:Damn - fooled again by pizen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or, maybe more realistically, a sign that says "Warning: next stop for blinker fluid in 200 miles"

      This really gets people the older they get. Not only do they need blinker fluid more often because they often forget to turn off their blinkers but they're also more likely to be taken in by the hoax. This is why I never use my blinkers.

    16. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Also I have yet to levetitate from
      > eating their enchilada bowls.

      Really? It happens to me all the time. Starts a couple hours after the enchilada bowl. Or, bean burritos for that matter. I just have to stay away from open flames or the levitation thing gets WAY out of hand. Damn near got a concussion hitting my head on the ceiling first time somebody lit up a cig during a particularly bad episode of levitation.

    17. Re:Damn - fooled again by skitz0 · · Score: 1

      That must be why they have so many click thrus... those savvy computer users really want to optomize their connections.

    18. Re:Damn - fooled again by avalys · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just have to check - you know there's no such thing as blinker fluid, right?

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    19. Re:Damn - fooled again by d_strand · · Score: 5, Insightful

      After browsing 50+ of these posts I must ask:

      what the hell is wrong with 90% of the posters here? Are you really so f***ing arrogant or are you just 14-year-olds who have no other ability besides beeing able to use a computer? Wait.. this is slashdot... forget I asked.

      Do you honestly think that a person who clicks on these adds is stupid? How the hell do you excpect someone with no computer skills to spot the difference between the add and a genuine warning?

      Do you honestly think it requires intelligence to use a computer? The only thing you need is memory silly people! Experience is what lets you be aware of these things, nothing else.

      I assume all the geniuses here are instantly able to spot the difference between an true arabic fullblood (a great horse) and the nordic coldblood (another, very different, horse) the horsedealer over there is trying to sell you...?
      Oh wait, you need to have seen them before you say? Good golly, I thought you could spot the difference through your amazing intelligence?

      and no, I have never clicked on these adds, not because I'm intelligent, but because I have experience with computers.

    20. Re:Damn - fooled again by drdale · · Score: 1

      But the thing is that there is a reasonably precise answer to the question of what an official freeway sign looks like. The same isn't really true of software error messages. Except maybe when it comes to the BSOD.

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    21. Re:Damn - fooled again by jonblaze · · Score: 1

      Consider, for example, how the DOJ let Microsoft off the hook, even though it had won critical fact-findings at the district court.

      Finally, consider how the DOJ and the states lost vital legal arguments at the Court of Appeals. See, e.g., the Court's discussion of the applicable legal standard to apply with respect to the integration of IE into Windows. See also, the Court's refusal to allow the government plaintiffs to redefine the relevant product market in their attempted monopolization charge with respect to IE.

      Then consider whether the settlement was "let[ting] Microsoft off the hook," or just dealing with the reality of the situation.

    22. Re:Damn - fooled again by jonblaze · · Score: 1

      err, "finally" and "then" are transposed.

      and i even used preview. so embarrassing.

    23. Re:Damn - fooled again by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny

      You got it, Captain Obvious.

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    24. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to sue McDonalds because the happy meal failed to make me happy.

    25. Re:Damn - fooled again by geekee · · Score: 1

      " No, that would be a run-of-the-mill advertisement. A FUI would be an offical looking "All Trucks Must Exit Here" sign leading to a truck-repair center. Or, maybe more realistically, a sign that says "Warning: next stop for blinker fluid in 200 miles""

      The 1st example is a bad analogy since the official signs are posted by the govt. while a meesage popping up on your computer by the OS is not govt. related. The second example is bad since nobody is claiming that the products advertized through double click are fraudulent. They just don't like the bait.

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    26. Re:Damn - fooled again by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 0
      Despite freeway billboards being annoying they do not attempt to immitate actual road signs, which is illegal.

      But apparently it is not illegal to have those helpful little food-fuel-lodging signs which direct you to a gas station which turns out to be 10 miles (or more) from the exit. And of course they don't tell you this...

      I know these signs are not owned by the actual businesses, but c'mon, somebody's palm had to be greased for this little "help."

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    27. Re:Damn - fooled again by geekee · · Score: 1

      A OS message has nothing to do with the govt. Govt. signs are meant to inform users of rules of the road. An OS message has nothing to do with govt rules, and making it illegal to impersonate one is just silly. What next, go after beer advertizers because babes don't flock to you when you drink their product? This is just another of many frivolous lawsuits strangling business in America like suing McDonalds because you're fat.

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    28. Re:Damn - fooled again by ncc74656 · · Score: 2, Informative
      " No, that would be a run-of-the-mill advertisement. A FUI would be an offical looking "All Trucks Must Exit Here" sign leading to a truck-repair center. Or, maybe more realistically, a sign that says "Warning: next stop for blinker fluid in 200 miles""

      A casino in Las Vegas got in trouble over its billboards that resembled traffic signs...it turns out that there are laws (in Nevada and California, at least) that "prohibit the placement of signs that imitate official highway signs."

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    29. Re:Damn - fooled again by PaulK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have had many people call me in panic, because windows performed an "Illegal Operation". They were worried that they were in trouble.

      I think that the parallel stands legitimately; this is a function of perception, not fact.

      We are talking about users, after all.

    30. Re:Damn - fooled again by onepoint · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>it is not illegal to have those helpful little food-fuel-lodging signs

      You seemed to be mis-informed, those little info signs are state regulated ( atleast in NY NJ and CT ) and are paid for by the business on that sign.

      also the same rules apply to the adopt a highway, you ( the adopter )pay for a sign that is placed on the road after you have clean up the road.

      Adopt a highway is a great program.

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    31. Re:Damn - fooled again by Daniel+Baumgarten · · Score: 1

      I have family members who have, in fact, clicked a banner ad that looked like a UI element because they thought it was a critical system message. You'd be amazed at how stupid some people can be.

      But what I'd REALLY like to see is somebody using a Mac to click on one of these decidedly Windows-esque ads, thinking it was a real system message. Now that's something to laugh at.

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    32. Re:Damn - fooled again by Xouba · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm sure most computer users aren't savvy enough to tell that it was a fake ad, since it was designed to look just like a message box in windows.

      That's so true. I teach Windows & general computer related stuff to two persons, and the two of them fell for the "windows-alike-ad" trick. And not that they are dumb or anything; it's just that they know very little about computers and the Internet.

      The funny thing is that these ads are always in english, but the Windows version used in the classes is all in spanish (I'm in Spain). And anyway, they click the ad. I'm sure it's some kind of animal response to flashing things :-)

    33. Re:Damn - fooled again by arkanes · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I think we SHOULD go after beer advertizers when babes don't flock to me. Untruthful advertising is especially bad - this is advertising that is intentionally attempting to decieve people by placing an add that mimics a legitimate warning. It'd be like advertising medicine by sending you mail that look like it was from a health clinic claiming you had a disease.

      In what way would it harm our nation and economy if products had to advertise based soley on legitimate, provable objective benefits of thier products? No paid actors giving "testimonials", no hints that using it will get you laid - just bare, provable facts. We'd all be better off.

      Full disclosure time - do you work for an advertising company?

    34. Re:Damn - fooled again by arkanes · · Score: 1
      An FTC ruling wouldn't result in any compensation for the people who were wronged anyway - thats what civil cases are for, after all.

      I've never been fooled by one of these ads, but I have been really pissed off an annoyed ("Warning: Your computer clock is not correct! Click here to correct it" is obnoxious, too"). Think thats enough to get me in on the suit?

    35. Re:Damn - fooled again by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I think deceptive advertisers should be punished. Frivilous lawsuits have nothing to do with this.

      If you deliberately deceive, you should suffer the consequences. As it is, the system is set up to reward the vast majority of those who lie and mislead, harrass and annoy in the name of commercialism. Screw 'em.

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    36. Re:Damn - fooled again by frisket · · Score: 1, Funny
      > If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your
      > "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting,"

      ...you might just be a redneck.

      Sorry, I'm out of sympathy with these people. If they can't tell what's what on their screen, they shouldn't be using a computer, let alone accessing the Internet.

    37. Re:Damn - fooled again by kosibar · · Score: 1

      This isn't quite the same thing as a "lifetime deals" sign on the freeway. This is more like a sign that is identical to an official roadsign, saying "CONSTRUCTION - ALL CARS MUST TAKE NEXT EXIT" which then leads everybody directly past the car dealer's lot.

      A lot of people are fooled by these ads because they look like real system messages. They click to find out that the message on the banner is false and that it was not a system message in the first place, just an ad.

      I won't say who should handle the case because I don't know enough about law to speak up on the subject, but I'm glad that something is being done. Personally (and this is just my opinion) I'm glad that it's class action, since it seems that a class action would exclude the government more than FTC (government agency) would. (See previous disclaimer about my knowledge of law.)

    38. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously - is it THAT hard to spell "lose" correctly?

    39. Re:Damn - fooled again by David_W · · Score: 1
      Even on private streaches of road it is illigal for you to post signes that closely mimic the ugly white on green government signage.

      Are you sure about this? There's a privately owned road near here (the Dulles Greenway). One thing I noted they have are signs that name the housing developments off of each exit, which stood out to me since you normally don't find those on a road like that. And, with the exception of having the Greenway's logo on them, they look just like those ugly white and green government ones.

      I too had heard it was illegal to copy that sign style, so either we're both wrong or the Greenway got some sort of exception...

    40. Re:Damn - fooled again by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Except that police colored light bars are illegal to begin with.

    41. Re:Damn - fooled again by aussersterne · · Score: 1

      Umm, yes, this didn't actually happen to me, it's meant to be a metaphor. :-)

      Have a nice day!

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    42. Re:Damn - fooled again by aonifer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just have to check - you know there's no such thing as blinker fluid, right?

      Wait, what?

      Crap.

    43. Re:Damn - fooled again by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      Just have to check - you know there's no such thing as blinker fluid, right?

      Oh really? Then what the hell have I been putting on my breakfast cereal for 20 years?!

    44. Re:Damn - fooled again by grolschie · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would be more like this:
      "Warning: Your wheels are not properly secured. Stop here immediately to get them fixed."

      or "We noticed that you engine is not running very well today, stop here for a tune-up."

      And while you wait, they enter into their database as much info about you as they can glean. eg: license plate number, age range, sex, martial status (wedding ring on his finger?), how many children you have (size and type of car, and whether there is a baby seat in the car), income range (based on your appearance, type of car you drive, and whether you pay by credit card or cash), etc, etc.

    45. Re:Damn - fooled again by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
      and no, I have never clicked on these adds, not because I'm intelligent, but because I have experience with computers

      Assuming that you have no practical experience with the English language: "add" is commonly associated with "addition".
      Example:"I'd like to add my opinion to this discussion".

      "ad" is a common contraction for the word "advertisement"
      Example""This thread is discussing irritating pop-up ads".

      It's always a pisser calling people 14 year-olds (I always love the "live at home" extension to that scathing epithet) while completely missing such an obvious homonym.

      My condolences. I'm sure you'll remember next time.

      Or avoid posts in threads about math or advertising.

      Pick one.

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    46. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What next, go after beer advertizers because babes don't flock to you when you drink their product?
      Quite the contrary, I had to stop drinking beer because babes wouldn't give me a moment's peace. And I really like beer! Do you think I have a case?

    47. Re:Damn - fooled again by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Make the fake cop a "her" instead of a "him" and have said cop selling pr0n, and I wouldn't mind in the least. :)

    48. Re:Damn - fooled again by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      O_o

      Just a question for the ueber-geeks here, is there a way in Linux I can point some of these sites - everyone.net, doubleclick, etc., to some dummy page? I hear that there is from the various slashbots here but I don't know how to do it (I'm a n00b to Linux but have used Losedoze for 10 years).

      -uso.

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    49. Re:Damn - fooled again by jesser · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can stop doubleclick.net from resolving to its normal address using a "hosts" file on both Linux and Windows. I think Linux also gives you a way to block ip addresses, but I'm not familiar with it.

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    50. Re:Damn - fooled again by UberLord · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Would you feel the same way if the messages popped up via the Messenger windows service instead?

      Then, it's NOT on the internet, it's YOUR computer telling you that it's unoptimised. Some people may see the add, but when they're own computer says it ........

    51. Re:Damn - fooled again by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      "I don't see why you think the FTC should handle it; they'd likely do nothing at all. A class action suit is more likely to get something done, and i for one wouldn't mind if it shut down double click forever."

      The only thing a class action suit is make the lawyer(s) rich, everyone else get's what? a buck or two, if that?

    52. Re:Damn - fooled again by Dr_Cornholio · · Score: 1

      Umm... that's the whole point of the ads. To look like messages from your computer, so you click on the 'click here' or the yes button. If you use linux or a mac or some other OS, then your going to think twice about it because it doesn't look like your system. I'm on OSX myself and I laugh every time I see those messages, but for the average joe that want's a computer for their banking or something, these ads can be quite deceptive and could probably fall under false advertising guidelines

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    53. Re:Damn - fooled again by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Make the 'her' a redhead with an RV and a place to insert quarters for the ride and I would not mind either.

    54. Re:Damn - fooled again by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      You can do that in losedoze? Not just in *x?

      BTW, I know it's called a "hosts" file, but does anyone know the format/location? /etc/hosts? O_o

      I'm on dialup and anything that can optimize the connection is a plus.

      Well, then again, I could probably, just use Galeon's "Block all images from foo.bar.com" ...

      -uso.

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    55. Re:Damn - fooled again by addaon · · Score: 1

      I've never clicked on one of these ads. Neither has my mother - she's a social worker. Neither has my grandmother - who was a housewife for most of her 85 years. Neither has my father - a lawyer, who learned wordperfect and not much else. Neither has anyone else I can think of. Oh wait, they all use macs. /offtopic

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    56. Re:Damn - fooled again by Wingnut64 · · Score: 1

      Why should critical looking computer message that trick users be all that different...

      Yes, "Warning: Your computer desktop is boring! Click here to download free* wallpapers!!!" strikes me as a critical error message. Better call tech support.

      On a serious note, the ads with "Warning, your computer is currently broadcasting an Internet IP address!" always made me laugh. That's like "Warning: You house is currently broadcasting a street address!"

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    57. Re:Damn - fooled again by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah - we got it. Now go fetch me a left-handed skyhook, Private!

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    58. Re:Damn - fooled again by ziekke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I fully agree. Users can't be expected to understand everything that goes on when it comes to computers and can easily be confused/misinformed.

      I think another point that has been missed is, through internet advertising the vehicle the ads are being transferred to you isn't merely just some random static billboard on the side of the highway. Those ads are costing you money as they use your internet connection and computer resources as a vehicle to display the ad. It would almost be like you not only see the billboard in the middle of the road stating that "Your wheels are loose, come here to get them fixed", but you also get a bill in the mail because the billboard has a little camera that snaps your plates and you have to pay some minor fee per billboard viewing that was forced upon you.

      I fully agree with this lawsuit, popup ads are sneaky to begin with, but ones that imitate system messages to fool users into clicking the ads are just plain stupid.

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    59. Re:Damn - fooled again by jimmyharris · · Score: 2, Informative

      Under Linux it's /etc/hosts

      Under Windows 2000 it's c:\winnt\system32\drivers\etc\hosts

    60. Re:Damn - fooled again by Slurm-V · · Score: 1
      A similar legislative goal is behind class action suits, but there are other goals, such as efficiency and conservation of scarce judicial resources.
      Your judicial resources are currently inefficient and scarce. Click here to download FREE pop-up blocking and spam filtering software and register for a bonus actionLawsuit.class file.

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    61. Re:Damn - fooled again by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      You really want to try privoxy ( http://www.privoxy.org/ ), not just /etc/hosts which is as effective as a towel under a waterfall.

    62. Re:Damn - fooled again by jesser · · Score: 1

      I could give you a sample line from my Windows hosts file, but I don't know if Linux uses the same format, whether you have to do anything after making a change to the file, etc. Ask Google.

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    63. Re:Damn - fooled again by _randy_64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, so you must live in Maryland? I think I've seen you around!

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    64. Re:Damn - fooled again by Latent+IT · · Score: 1

      err, "finally" and "then" are transposed.

      and i even used preview. so embarrassing.


      That's why I never use preview. =p

    65. Re:Damn - fooled again by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      My Linux comes with Privoxy, I think (RH8).

      BTW I use Win98, not an NT-derivative, so etc/hosts may not work (except maybe in the Cygwin environment).

      -uso.

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    66. Re:Damn - fooled again by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those are the same folks who drive around all winter with summer air in their tires.

    67. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but it's not for retards either. Just like driving isn't for deaf people, butt chunk.

    68. Re:Damn - fooled again by ecalkin · · Score: 1

      i suspect it is an exception. that is one of the most messed up road sections in the U.S. of A.

      for those of you not familiar with this, from the beltway around washington dc (i-495) there is a toll road (owned by the state i assume) that runs to (by) dulles int'n airport. there is in the median of this toll road another highway that is free but only to and from the airport. with all sorts of cut-ins and cut-outs between the roads. along with signs that say don't cheat.

      then the road (toll road) was extened from the dulles area to leesburg (?) by a private company. if my understanding is correct, this is one of the few privately owned and publicly used highways in america. i would expect that they own the road and the signs and they make the rules.

      eric

    69. Re:Damn - fooled again by morcheeba · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You got that it's an analogy, but then didn't follow through... The state DOT and the Federal gov design all the features of the highway system, from which roads are placed where, to how cars interact with it (i.e. weight limits, expected traction in curves, etc.), and what licenses are required. An OS does much the same thing: it determines what files are stored where, which API's are used to access different things, and the permissions required to run different programs. The OS and the Gov don't need to be related, just analogous.

      The second example was more for humor, drawn from my own personal experience ...

    70. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, look here, numbnuts. And I'm not just talking about you.

      It's 'ad', not 'add'. 'Ad' as in 'advertising', not 'addition'.

    71. Re:Damn - fooled again by FCKGW · · Score: 2, Informative

      Linux and other *nixes that I know of: /etc/hosts Notes for Windows: %systemroot% is your Windows directory, normally c:\windows or c:\winnt. The hosts file has no extension. Windows 95, 98, and ME: %systemroot%\hosts Windows NT 4, 2000, and XP: %systemroot%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts On both operating systems, a line is: 0.0.0.0 hostname where 0.0.0.0 is the IP address you want the name to resolve to (like 127.0.0.1) and hostname is the name you want to redirect (like ads.doubleclick.net)

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    72. Re:Damn - fooled again by FCKGW · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I forgot to switch to plain text instead of HTML. My post should read:

      Linux and other *nixes that I know of: /etc/hosts

      Notes for Windows: %systemroot% is your Windows directory, normally c:\windows or c:\winnt. The hosts file has no extension.

      Windows 95, 98, and ME:
      %systemroot%\hosts

      Windows NT 4, 2000, and XP:
      %systemroot%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts

      On both operating systems, a line is:

      0.0.0.0 hostname

      where 0.0.0.0 is the IP address you want the name to resolve to (like 127.0.0.1) and hostname is the name you want to redirect (like ads.doubleclick.net)

      --
      It's an operating system, not a religion.
    73. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or, maybe more realistically, a sign that says "Warning: next stop for blinker fluid in 200 miles"

      I'm not fooled by those -- I get mine topped off at every major maintenance. It's money well spent to keep me out of the clutches of the unscrupulous.

    74. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's more like this scenario: A police car flashes you. Do you pull over? Of course. An officer gets out and walks to your car and only when he gets to your car window and begins to try to sell you Chanel copies do you realize that his badge reads "great scents", that the logo on the side of his car reads "To Scent and Perfect" and that the thing on his belt is a credit card reader, not a baton.

      How about this -- a relative had an old truck which he'd kept in perfect condition. A motherfucking cop redlighted him to ask where he'd gotten the great paint job.

      If my relative had hauled ass to avoid getting caught for outstanding warrants and killed someone, I wonder if the chickenshit boy in blue would have admitted the stop was to get a good painthouse tip.

    75. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm...Maybe you're not drinking enough. Sure when you sober up the "babes" won't look as great as they did at first, but the ads are accurate. Alcohol affects your perception of reality, drink enough and your brain might just tell you that hot women are flocking to you...that's just not what's really happening. It's kind of like buying an expensive and fast car, the girls don't really like you, contrary what your brain (and they) might tell you (no, really they don't like you at all, they just want your money). And you don't think those commercials advertising prescription medicine are trying to trick people into thinking they've got a disease or something? People are more apt to think something's wrong with them if someone suggests it's a possiblity, even if it's from an ad. People are dumb. These companies shouldn't get sued, the people who believe them should just be shot. That's a much more long term solution, and it'd probably take less time too.

    76. Re:Damn - fooled again by Ja�ana · · Score: 0

      AH HAH!! So my fraudulent ads did work. . . excellent!

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      -- Napalm sticks to kids.

    77. Re:Damn - fooled again by Kelz · · Score: 1

      i for one wouldn't mind if it shut down double click forever

      I wouldn't either, as the sites they are linking to with their fake messages most of the time contain spyware, including the nasty marketscore "internet speed booster" that sends anything you do, including purchases and logins to their hosting sites.

      Besides, if you look at their site, they advertise faster speeds with a 56k modem at only a few sites. Now I'm no genius but wouldn't they have enough bandwidth to max out a 56k connection?

    78. Re:Damn - fooled again by aksuur · · Score: 1

      The images are brought to you by your computer as well. The internet isn't only what you see on web pages, you know. Also, messenger isn't a way for the computer to talk to you. Computers are just set up to send out thousands of messages to random ip's, much like spam.

    79. Re:Damn - fooled again by Bueller_007 · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the government makes the road signs that you refer to. They represent the law. It's not illegal to imitate other road signs, such as billboards or yard sale signs, etc. provided that they don't violate copyrights and what-have-you.

      This whole sign analogy fails to make sense if you give it even the slightest bit of thought.

      Of course, this comment won't get modded up, since I posted too late, and you will be free to continue believing that your analogy is logical.

    80. Re:Damn - fooled again by thedbp · · Score: 1

      i'd love to see these conversations not take little dirt back roads about an extra 'd' in somebody's spelling. could have been an honest mistake, either by not being terribly familiar with english, or perhaps an extra keystroke that went unnoticed, or perhaps because ITS NOT IMPORTANT BECAUSE THE POINT GETS ACROSS.

      Christ I hate computer-chair editors. Get a freaking English degree and THEN come talk to me. Even though I'll STILL tell you to shove off because I know trained APES with English degrees that can spell better with their piss than you could open-book.

    81. Re:Damn - fooled again by d_strand · · Score: 1
      It's always a pisser calling people 14 year-olds (I always love the "live at home" extension to that scathing epithet) while completely missing such an obvious homonym.


      another thing typical of 14-year-olds on slashdot is that they feel the need to point out their superior grasp of english...

      Q: did my language mistakes make it difficult for you to understand my post?

      I'd like to see you try to write something in my language..
    82. Re:Damn - fooled again by tcc · · Score: 1

      Sorry to tell you this but...

      WRONG!!!

      Some people just have too much spare time... oh look at me typing this at 1h50am, sure makes me a a winner too...

      --
      --- Metamoderating abusive downgraders since my 300th post.
    83. Re:Damn - fooled again by UnassumingLocalGuy · · Score: 1

      Something really interesting about "blinker fluid" is the way many older Chrysler minivans were set up--like the '93 Plymouth Grand Voyager that my parents own. There are two washer fluid reservoirs--one under the hood (where you'd expect it) for the front windshield, and one under the back liftgate for the rear windshield. Though the back was clearly labelled "USE Mopar WASHER FLUID," I know several people that worked for auto parts stores, and had people ask them--in all seriousness--where they could find "blinker fluid" for their Chrysler minivans, of course referring to the back reservoir (which is closer to a turn signal than it is to the windshield).

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    84. Re:Damn - fooled again by ankleteeth · · Score: 1

      You're supposed to change your tire air seasonally???

    85. Re:Damn - fooled again by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      milk?

    86. Re:Damn - fooled again by darqchild · · Score: 1

      nobody said they were making it illegal, this is determining if it already is illegal. We have laws against using certain deceptive practices in advertising, which i'm sure you can appreciate.

      DoubleClick is stealing from the users. They are stealing the user's time. They miss-represent themselves, in order to catch your attention and direct you to a web page that you have no interest in. They have taken a little bit of your time ( which you will never get back), and have sold it to the owner of a website that you are not interested in.

      Any reasonable person knows that beer won't make them sexy, and any reasonable person knows that McCrud isn't good for you, but not every reasonable person knows that the message box on their screen is a banner add in disguise.

      --
      What? Me? Worry?
    87. Re:Damn - fooled again by VdG · · Score: 1

      WARNING: You may be an idiot.
      Click here for basic computer training.

    88. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I love doing this to grammar nazis...

      'ad' is an *abbreviation* for 'advertisement', not a contraction.

      It's always a pisser calling people stupid while completely missing such an obvious homosexual (that'd be you, in case you couldn't figure it out).

    89. Re:Damn - fooled again by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Actually, many states have laws which "include by reference" a highway markings manual which is created by a road interest group. An outside group is specifying the road marking laws.

      Go to your state's web site or library and try to find the meaning of various paint markings on the road or specifications for highway signs.

    90. Re:Damn - fooled again by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      IT may also bankrupt double click, which is what i'm hoping for. Thats worth more to me then a buck or two.

    91. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about suing McDonalds because absoultely NONE of their food ever looks even remotely like it does in their advertisments?

    92. Re:Damn - fooled again by holt · · Score: 1

      Wow. I drove a 92 Plymouth Grand Voyager for a number of years, so I know exactly what reservoirs you're talking about. Those people who thought they were for their blinkers must have been complete idiots. Wow.

    93. Re:Damn - fooled again by WhiteLudaFan · · Score: 1

      The parent is a little harsh, but he's right. Just b/c we're all /. readers and know how to get around a computer doesn't mean we should forget about those who are less experienced, or of a different background. My grandmother uses the internet and i doubt she'll ever be that computer savy, and that's fine. I think as a community we just need to be more considerate. I remember back when i 6 years old - my Dad got so tired of telling me how to use the DOS commands. :)

    94. Re:Damn - fooled again by shamino0 · · Score: 1
      A warning that something wrong with your car wouldn't be believed if it was seen on a road sign.

      But what if it popped up on your in-dash navigation system? (Don't laugh, I predict auto makers will start selling advertising space on them in the near future. Recent history has proven that there doesn't exist a thing that a corporation won't try to sell advertising space on.)

    95. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd like to see you try to write something in my language..

      Sure, here goes:

      Dkwi wji wu832 zat pbbbt!

      Dumbass.

      By the way, every language that uses the standard Western alpabet characters ends sentences with one period, not two.

    96. Re:Damn - fooled again by Physics+Nobody · · Score: 1

      As others mentioned, it's in /etc/hosts

      But if you want really effective blocking, you're much better off with something like Junkbuster.

      --

      Physics is good

    97. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By the way, every language that uses the standard Western alpabet characters ends sentences with one period, not two."

      I love how every single post in this discussion of spelling/grammatical errors has contained at least one spelling/grammatical error.

      Alpabet?! Alpabet?! Oh well...
    98. Re:Damn - fooled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Heh heh...

      Alpabet?! Alpabet?! Oh well...

      Touche!

      BTW, it should say "Oh, well..." You need the comma in there.

    99. Re:Damn - fooled again by applef00 · · Score: 1

      This sounds like more of a CK1 campaign to me.

    100. Re:Damn - fooled again by nametaken · · Score: 1

      I understood it to be. I was saying that the metaphor didn't work because it would involve preceeding illegalities.

    101. Re:Damn - fooled again by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      How the hell do you excpect someone with no computer skills to spot the difference between the add and a genuine warning?

      Generally, windows messages don't flash blue and red; generally, they don't warn you that your internet connection might be too slow and could benefit from a purchased service; generally, they're not fixed on some position on a webpage, nor do they start at the top of a screen; generally a warning doesn't come up about a connection event when you're half an hour into surfing; generally, windows dialogs don't have blue borders; generally, they don't load slowly like a picture on the web; generally, they use good grammar and aren't particularly painfully obviously transparent.

      I don't think they're stupid because they can't tell an ad (add is math) from a genuine error message. I think they're stupid because they can't tell an ad, period. It's kind of like the looking-down-trying-not-to-giggle you'd be doing if someone were genuinely frustrated at the lack of supermodels that were attracted by their new keg, or the surprisingly short distance one can get into the fucking serengeti with their new Honda Goesfarwithbigdick they can get, due to the lack of gas stations.

      I mean, christ's sake, people. If you could quintodecaduple the speed of your internet connection, you could buy it at Circuit City, where you can go and complain to people which very well might not be highway robberymen.

      Now pardon me. I have to go smoke some cigarettes and then effortlessly play cardiovascular (wheeze) sports while flirting with a dozen women who are hotter than any I've ever met in life, since I'm apparently the only man on earth with a pack of Marlboros.

      (sigh)

      In the meantime, in all seriousness, let's sue doubleclick. Just because they're taking advantage of the tremendously stupid doesn't mean that it's right.

      --
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  2. Aww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    last heard at doubleclick "awww fui"

  3. Whoa whoa whoa by st0rmshadow · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I don't have one new message waiting for me?

    1. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I don't have one new message waiting for me?

      I always get excited when I see those ads since my inbox rarely has only one message.

    2. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by xYoni69x · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, actually, you don't... There's a bug that causes your software to think you have a new message waiting for you, which points to the fact that your connection isn't optimized.

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    3. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by ksheka · · Score: 1

      No, jerkstore42 (at) ho tm ail (dot) com, you have 127 new messages, now that they've harvested your email address.

      --
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    4. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do, it's just spam from DoubleClick :)

    5. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by furballphat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey. I got one too and it's fake as we...

      oh shit! gotta go. my computer is broadcasting an ip address

    6. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by st0rmshadow · · Score: 1

      With all the crap I've signed up for, I'm pretty sure 9/10th's of the internet's spammers already have my e-mail address.

    7. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have one urgent message waiting for you.

    8. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by citking · · Score: 1

      Well hell then, if all it takes is "You have a new message" we could sue Slashdot! I never asked for those $%#$% metamoderation results...

      Yes, I am being sarcastic...

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    9. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 1, Funny
      There's a bug that causes your software to think you have a new message waiting for you, which points to the fact that your connection isn't optimized.
      It also points to the fact that your computer is broadcasting your IP address to hackers!
    10. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by clustersnarf · · Score: 1

      Thats "Internet IP Address"

      Internet Internet Protocol Address

      Brought to you by the department of redundancy department.com

    11. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      and what are all those PICTURES?

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    12. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol!

    13. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
      Yes, I am being sarcastic...

      You spoil it for the rest of us when you give it away so quickly.

      --
      - learn to swim.
    14. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I usually have at least 27 new messages waiting for me when I get home from work: six offering me free degrees, three offering to enlarge my manhood, seven from various porn sites of dubious legality, four millionaires from Africa offering me "business deals", three with virus attachments from a mailing list I run, two forwarded stories that were funny when I first read them in 1996, one pointless message from my ISP and one message I want to read from someone I know.

      Now, if I only had one message waiting for me, it would be the last one and that would really make my day, so clearly that's never going to happen. Thus to believe their "you have one new message" claim, I would have to be not just stupid, but Really, Really, Unutterably Stupid®... Does that qualify me to be part of the class?

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    15. Re:Whoa whoa whoa by sharkey · · Score: 1
      oh shit! gotta go. my computer is broadcasting an ip address

      You MIGHT want to see a doctor, too. Your epidermis is showing.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  4. BS by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 0, Informative

    False advertizing is false advertizing, and half of all popup ads are unequivocably that.

  5. Legal studies new growth industry by RichMan · · Score: 1

    It looks a lot like lawsuits are the new "bubble" industry. Anyone complaining about being an out of work IT consultant should look to writing the bar (after the difficult MSCE exam the bar should be breeze =:-) and joining the lawsuit frenzey.

    1. Re:Legal studies new growth industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When have MSCE exams been difficult?

      I guess jumping through all those hoops for M$ could make one nauseous.

  6. in other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    " If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting," you could be part of the class

    You can be part of the the Class action if you are willing to admit that you are stupid.

    1. Re:in other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "...if you are willing to admit that you are stupid."

      Most rapes go unreported for the same reason. Women don't like people knowing that they were so foolish as to walk on the beach alone, or that they actually went on a date with that creep.

      I think the chance of man reporting that they were raped is even less than women reporting rapes.

    2. Re:in other words by kurosawdust · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You can be part of the the Class action if you are willing to admit that you are stupid.

      from the site:

      WHO IS A MEMBER OF THE PROPOSED CLASS?

      The class action Complaint was brought on behalf of all persons residing in the United States who have, while operating a computer, encountered an advertising banner like the one illustrated on this website.

    3. Re:in other words by aonifer · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was almost fooled by the 1 new message waiting ad, though in my defense, I was using a public computer.

    4. Re:in other words by Moskie · · Score: 1
      Ok, so even if I never actually clicked on a DoubleClick ad, and have just "encountered" one of their messages, I can get in on this? Sounds like a good deal to me.

      Also from that link:

      The Complaint asks the Court of Common Pleas of Allegheny County to award punitive damages against DoubleClick in the amount of $500 per class member, as well as compensatory damages in the amount of $5.00 per deceptive advertising banner issued by DoubleClick.
      Does that mean that if this case goes through, all members of the suit get $500+?? That's a boatload of dough. There's a contact form here for anyone that wants to get e-mail updates from the law firm regarding the case. I guess in due time you can sign up to be a member of the class at this site.
    5. Re:in other words by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      Woo!!! Free money!! So now I can get money for just looking at an ad. All that spam was right after all. albeit in a different form than advertised.

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    6. Re:in other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a pretty poor defense... if it was a public computer, why would you even think the message was for you?

    7. Re:in other words by aonifer · · Score: 1

      I didn't think it was for me. I thought it was for some other random person who used the computer before me.

    8. Re:in other words by fodi · · Score: 0

      you 2 should get together and write a book... that was pretty funny..

    9. Re:in other words by Vermifax · · Score: 1

      No, thats the money the lawyers are gonna get per member. Each member will get something in the neighborhood of $.0002

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    10. Re:in other words by hashwolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "You can be part of the the Class action if you are willing to admit that you are stupid"

      If admitting that I'm stupid gets me some money and screws some spammers, why not?!

      --
      - "They misunderestimated me."
  7. Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by heironymouscoward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Click now to discover whether YOU are eligible for a part of the MULTIMILLION payoff against DoubleClick!!!

    Yes, you too can be part of the twenty-first century "I'M SO STUPID I DESERVE MONEY" movement.

    Click now and receive $$$'s!!! (*)

    * Subject to reality.

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    1. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by mackstann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Problem is, computer expertise is not a matter of intelligence, but rather a matter of practice. My mom can barely navigate through sending an email through yahoo mail, is it because she's an idiot? No, it's because she never uses a computer. Those ads are targeted towards people like her, who don't know better. Of course you and I know better.

      But hey, who cares about making sense, you made your funny little post and you'll get your +1 Funny mods, that's all that matters!

    2. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *clicks*

    3. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      In other news...

      Microsoft is under threat of lawsuit from numerous people who can't understand that a "Standard" is different than a "Convention." Microsoft's sales pitches stressed that its software was an industry standard, when in fact it was simply a convention, and not based on any kind of specifications from an industry board at all.

      Oh, and every product now will have to be geared toward those of limited intellect and/or small children.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, you too can be part of the twenty-first century "I'M SO STUPID I DESERVE MONEY" movement.

      Not 21st century at all. Remember when that woman won a multi-million dollar lawsuit against McDonalds because she spilled hot coffee on herself?!?!?!?! That happened in the 20th.

      Granted the verdict was reversed on appeal, but the point is that she won the original case.

      LK

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    5. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is, computer expertise is not a matter of intelligence, but rather a matter of practice. My mom can barely navigate through sending an email through yahoo mail, is it because she's an idiot? No, it's because she never uses a computer.

      Breaks my heart to have to let you in on this... but yes, your mom is an idiot.

    6. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      I contest that if your mother were to take the time to really look at the interface and think about what it was she was trying to do, she could do it no problem (maybe she'd have to look at some help files, but still). Greater intelligence would speed this process.

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    7. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, she did know what to yell when I was fucking her last night.

    8. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have you ever actually read the FACTS of that McDonald's coffee spill case? Had you done so, you wouldn't be popping off as though it were a frivolous case.

      McDonald's had received 700 such complaints, and documented full knowledge and extent of the hazard. Many of the claims were settled for up to $500K.

      McDonald's kept their coffee heated to 180-190 degrees (boiling is not far off) to maintain taste. Most other places (and probably your own coffee maker) serve coffee at about 135-140 degrees. Big difference. McDonald's own quality assurance person testified that burns occur from foods heated to temperatures above 140 degrees, so they knew of the potential for injury.

      A simple google search will turn up quite a bit of discussion on this case. For example, One such summary.

      Repeatedly trotting out this case as an example of frivolous lawsuits is a continuing myth that corporations are happy to encourage.

    9. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by yintercept · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I always mod up posts where someone calls other people stupid. That way people won't think I am stupid. Like the person posting the article, I am driven by what other people think of me.

      Anyway, I agree that the smartest people I know don't spend that much time with computers, or watching television for that matter.

      I don't own a TV, but when I see a TV, I notice that I am more impacted by the commercials than people who've been anesthesized by the machine.

      With computers, the marketing data seems to show that when advertisers introduce a new type or shape of ad, the click rates will go up, until people get used to them. I suspect that if you measured the activity of new Internet users, you would see them clicking on the 468x60 ads at the same pace as the new Google/adsense ads. Conversely, as the market is anesthized to the adsense format, its rates will drop.

      But back to calling people names. I haven't heard any disparaging remarks about Iceland for awhile; so, I would like to say that anyone who lives in Iceland is stupid...and get some mod points.

      PS: if you live in Iceland, I apologize for the crude, and blatantly false remark, but, hey, we do what we can for mod points.

    10. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by erth · · Score: 1
      Taken From http://www.ferencelaw.com/doubleclick/class.html

      WHO IS A MEMBER OF THE PROPOSED CLASS?
      The class action Complaint was brought on behalf of all persons residing in the United States who have, while operating a computer, ****encountered**** an advertising banner like the one illustrated on this website.

      Operative word is denoted by ****

      Read the article, then call people studid!

    11. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Beliskner · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Problem is, computer expertise is not a matter of intelligence, but rather a matter of practice
      Very true, my friend. So who here on /. can install a linux distro? Yeah, now who here can safely demolish and reconstruct an artec ceiling, and knows the correct treatment for brickwork so that it won't crumble? If I sold you a tin of varnish that would make your house last twice as long, and your house collapsed because what I sold you was actually sulphuric acid, would you sue me? Do you perform a titration on your Big Mac with a pippette and burette to see how acidic it is every time you buy one? Or due you *assume* and *trust* that your Big Mac ain't got cyanide in it. Why doesn't McDonalds say, "Ha ha! Loser, you don't even do basic chemical tests that any dumb 6 grader can do on your food before you eat it, you deserve what you get dumbass!"

      On /. we take the piss out of normal people that get duped by fake UI's, but when the guy at McDonalds wipes the Big Mac beef patty on his ass and serves it to us, we get pissed off. Why? We see a Big Mac and we assume it's edible, the marketing and packaging dictate that it is, and we BUY it for the marketing and packaging. That makes marketing and packaging directly liable. A professional conoisseur can easily spot/smell whether a beef patty has been wiped on someone's ass, but does that mean he can take the piss out of us C++ hAxOrS because we can't smell/taste it?

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    12. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Jeriki · · Score: 1

      And how does a lack of experience with a computer make one an idiot?

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    13. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it's 2003, not 1996. if you're a grown woman and can't use yahoo, you're either amish or an idiot.

    14. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So you're saying there's actually a beef patty in a McDonald's burger? Come on! How stupid do you think we are!?

    15. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > WHO IS A MEMBER OF THE PROPOSED CLASS? The class action Complaint was brought on behalf of all persons residing in the United States who have, while operating a computer, ****encountered**** an advertising banner like the one illustrated on this website.
      >
      >Operative word is denoted by ****
      >
      >Read the article, then call people stu[p]id

      OK, so it's "Money for people too fucking stupid to have all traffic to/from all doubleclick domains and IP ranges blocked by the firewall or the HOSTS file, or Proxomitron, Junkbuster, or the Mozilla 'Block Images From This Buttmuncher Of A Server' feature."

      Which still means nobody here would be able to admit to being part of the class without jeopardizing their Geek status. :)

      That said, I hope there are enough sufficiently stupid people elsewhere to bankrupt Doubleclick. Firewall 'em, banner-block 'em, burn their headquarters to ash, salt the earth, put the bunch of useless gits up against the wall when the Revolution comes, stick the CEO's head on a pike as a reminder to the next ten generations that some business models come at too high a price, and then nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    16. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Me too. My grandfather is arguably the most intelligent person I know. At last count he had 6 or 7 degrees and had written over 20 books. For a number of years, he was near the top in the US department of forestry. He's been given keys to cities. You should see him try to use a computer with one of those new fangled graphical user interfaces.

      In reality, what most people generally think of as intelligence has very little to do with an individual's capacity to learn or achieve. More often than not we seem to measure an individual's intelligence, or rather stupidity, based on their ability to not do something that we ourselves know better than.

    17. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by gregmac · · Score: 1
      I suspect that if you measured the activity of new Internet users, you would see them clicking on the 468x60 ads at the same pace as the new Google/adsense ads.

      This is OT from what you were talking about (which I agree with), but I actually find google's ads to be effective at times. When looking for some product when I don't know a specific brand (ie, looking for a product that lets me connect rs232 to ethernet), the adwords are often very useful, as you're going to get right to a business that's selling them, and dont have to try and skim past the results that are about building it yourself, or using them in something unrelated, or whatever. There's lots of examples of other situations, but that's one I can think of recently where I actually used an ad.

      Of course, the ads that link to some generic search page about whatever you're looking for (ie, searching the term on amazon.com's search) are useless. I don't know why google allows those, they really detract from the usefulness of the ads. Considering google is a search engine, it seems silly they redirect you away to some other search engine that often doesn't find anything.

      Now, all this said, I have clicked on banner ads probably 5 times in my whole life. doubleclick.net etc resolves to 0.0.0.0 on my system, and popups are mostly blocked. I'm sure there are other people like me as well.

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    18. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now honestly, what, exactly would the payout be to the class? Coupons for penis enlargement pills?

    19. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by pigscanfly.ca · · Score: 1

      when I see a big mac I feel like barfing . Seriosuly I have gotten food posiniong at mcdonalds so many times . Why dont you pick a place where they products dont make you sick for your comparisions next time?

    20. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, I overheard from next door. Her cries of "Take that thimble out and find me a man with a dick" were relentless

    21. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Beliskner · · Score: 2, Informative
      when I see a big mac I feel like barfing . Seriosuly I have gotten food posiniong at mcdonalds so many times
      This is probably why - Fast Food Nation
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    22. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

      On /. we take the piss out of normal people that get duped by fake UI's

      Hehe, lemme guess, you're British right?

      Sorry, I'm just excited because I recently learned that phrase. I've got to go hoover the carpet now, and then revise for my exam. See, I'm almost fluent in English now.

    23. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever actually read the FACTS of that McDonald's coffee spill case? Had you done so, you wouldn't be popping off as though it were a frivolous case.

      Yes, I have read the facts on the case. My point doesn't change, she spilled the coffee on HERSELF.

      McDonald's had received 700 such complaints, and documented full knowledge and extent of the hazard. Many of the claims were settled for up to $500K.

      I'm sure that they still receive complaints about it.

      McDonald's own quality assurance person testified that burns occur from foods heated to temperatures above 140 degrees, so they knew of the potential for injury.

      Ford, GM, Chrysler, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Honda, et all know the potential for injury from SUV rollovers as well, that's why they put warnings in them. If someone is determined to take a 45 degree corner at 70 mph, it's not the car maker's fault.

      Repeatedly trotting out this case as an example of frivolous lawsuits is a continuing myth that corporations are happy to encourage.

      Someone profitting off of their own clumsiness is a perfectly valid reason to mention that case.

      LK

    24. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by jesser · · Score: 1

      Your parent poster was talking about AdSense, not AdWords. AdWords's clickthrough rate will remain steady because people trust the ads that appear on www.google.com and because the ads are not very "novel" to Google users any more. As soon as another large advertiser copies AdSense's format without supplying ads as relevant as AdSense ads, AdSense ads will lose both novelty and trust.

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    25. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by ball-lightning · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree, Google's advertisements are probably the only advertisements that I still click on from to time (only because they are things I actually am interested in and they are unobtrussive.) Eventually the internet advertising industry will run out of ignorant people and will have to switch over to a more meaningful advertising method, and chances are its going to be something similiar to what good has now. Either that or all websites will start switching over to a subscription model.

    26. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because of books about fast food? I don't get it...

    27. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Click now to discover whether you are part of the harmed class and can collect on the settlement of up to $3.42 EACH in discounted drive optimizing software and Adservice from DoubleClick when the plaintiff's lawyers take their multimillion dollar paycheck for settling this nuisance case.

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    28. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by texaport · · Score: 1

      Instead of clicking on banner ads 5 times in your life, everyone should click through 5 times every hour and make the advertisers pay for nothing. Same thing as when magazines used to drop a dozen pre-paid postcards when you picked them up. Rack up the $$ with no corresponding payback.

    29. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by deathmolor · · Score: 1

      Well that is not a good example.. Who is stupid enough to eat a Big Mac ;)

    30. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Lol that has to the be definition of flamebait.

    31. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Pofy · · Score: 1

      Coffee is supposed to be hot. I personally boil water to make coffee. The fact that many coffee machines and most definately many places where you buy coffee uses a too low temperature is no excuse to claim "it was too hot". The thing is, you KNOW coffee is supposed to be hot. If it is slightly hotter or slightly colder is really irrelevant (except for the coffee being worse if it is not hot enough). If it was not so hot one could burn onself (and that really start happening at a lot lower temperature than your 140) I would complain, for it being cold.

    32. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Titrate with a pipette? I always sanitize my Big Mac with boiling water before I consume it... Who needs to take chances in this day and age... And don't even get me started on the mayonaise at Subway.

    33. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriosuly I have gotten food posiniong at mcdonalds so many times .
      You shoud probably stop eating there then.

    34. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by VdG · · Score: 1

      They're not idiots because they don't understand PCs: they're idiots because they haven't taken any trouble to learn about them.

      Part of the blame lies with PC and OS manufacturers and retailers. They usually provide some sort of CBT intro for new users, but will seldom highlight the pitfalls awaiting the unwary, because that might make their products look bad.

      Of course, most people don't even read the handbook for their new car, so expecting them to learn the basics of their computer may be a bit much.

    35. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "Problem is, computer expertise is not a matter of intelligence, but rather a matter of practice"

      Probably that theory was best demonstrated with Mitnick getting all the popup ads etc. on a new computer... go away for a while, and forget just how much less ethical the advertisers have become.

    36. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by llamafirst · · Score: 1
      On /. we take the piss out of normal people that get duped by fake UI's, but when the guy at McDonalds wipes the Big Mac beef patty on his ass and serves it to us, we get pissed off. Why? We see a Big Mac and we assume it's edible

      To be fair, is the wiped Big Mac any less edible than than a standard non-wiped one?

    37. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      you're British right
      Dang, you got me

      Hey one second, I remember you, please explain a post you made before about electron resistance pushing back when I attempt to squeeze a metal. I'm aware that electrons have free travel within metal, but I thought that the integrity of the metal was maintained via a lattice structure. I wonder what a quark star would look like.

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    38. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

      You're totally right. I was remembering something from stat mech completely wrong without thinking about it. I just worked through it to check (with just some numbers from gold), and got that the electrons contribute about 10^7 J/m^3 to the bulk modulus.

      They quote some experimental bulk moduli of metals on this webpage as about 10^10 erg/cm^3 (10^9 J/m^3). So it isn't a miniscule contribution from the electrons, but doesn't get anywhere near the total. Thanks for making me check my facts.

      And it'd be pretty sweet to observe a quark star, aside from just proving that they exist. I'm sure they've got some interesting stuff going on in them.

    39. Re:Warning Your Computer Has Been Hijacked!! by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      And it'd be pretty sweet to observe a quark star, aside from just proving that they exist. I'm sure they've got some interesting stuff going on in them.
      Yes, the spontaneous appearance of regional wormholes would also be nice to observe near huge superstring black holes that I've been thinking about. I should go kick Feynman's ass.
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  8. I see the flaw... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's not going to be easy to get people to sign up really, to admit that they were computer illeterate enough not to be able to tell the difference between a real system message and a web page and/or don't know how to disable pop up ads in mozilla. However, given the litigous nature of many people, I'm sure that there will be even some Mac users claiming that the Win32 GUI is close enough that they just didn't notice...

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    1. Re:I see the flaw... by kaltkalt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well this is why advertising is legal. I've said it before and I'll say it again - all advertising is fraudulent. There is no such thing as an unfraudulent ad. "Puff talk" or "puffery" is the legal term of art for 'de minimus fraud' and the only reason it's okay is because to prove up fraud, you need to show reliance. Few people, if any, are going to admit they relied on Katherine Zeta Jones saying X product is the best deal around. Thus, the fraud continues.

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    2. Re:I see the flaw... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, i wouldn't say that it matters.

      what matters is that the website(ad) is deliberately trying to fool the consumer, i wouldn't think that successing in it or not has much matter.

      it's still a very serious crime to try to push very badly printed counterfeit money and use it, it doesn't really matter that you try to say in the court that 'but sir, anybody with brains would have noticed them not to be real'.

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    3. Re:I see the flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beware! Rant ahead:

      OK, this might sound like a troll, but I will still give it a try...

      It's not going to be easy to get people to sign up really, to admit that they were computer illeterate enough not to be able to tell the difference between a real system message and a web page and/or don't know how to disable pop up ads in mozilla.

      What mozilla? Is that something from Discovery channel?

      For all what I care this doesn't go under the section of hard-to-admit-facts. I know it is hard to believe, that out there are the people that "start the internet" in the morning, or even use "microsoft windows" for browsing. Those people are bread and buter of small computer shops. Those people want to contact their children/grand children, talk to their siblings on the other side of continent, and even, gasp, look up some information around the web. If they don't know anything about TCP/IP, ADSL, POP3, IMAP, HTTP, HTML, and whatnot, so be it. They are just trying to use the tool! Nothing more! My tools are compilers and text editors, their tools are applications I create with my tools.

      If I go a little bit further, I can only say, that all the small companies could join the lawsuit as well. Thanks to doubleclick & co. we have our bottom lines squished on the support, when people call us in requesting support and the end result is my personell explaining them that it's not our fault, but somebody is playing a dirty trick on them. If you find a way how not to sound ridicolus about that (Eeeem... Sir, you see, this is like this: there is this company that wants you to click on their advertisements... and they want you to click on them so badly that are faking messages about your internet connection. No sir, you have 1mbit/s ADSL connection. Well, there is 2mbit/s package as well, but based on your traffic logs, you don't really need it. no sir, your connection is fast enough. yes, sir, I know it could be faster, but you have realize that you don't even utilize the full potential of your current connection. no sir I'm not the one trying to scam you..... and so on and so on...) please do tell me. The end result is usually that the scammer gets away with the scam, while we have to clean up the mess afterwards just because we have to explain the users in no uncertain terms, that what they see is simply *hit. Just think how stupid it sounds if you call for support (whatever support) and somebody at the other side tells you that it's not their fault but somebody elses. Maybe we call for different kind of support, but we behave just the same, so why should anybody be ashamed of not knowing everything there is to know, beats me.

    4. Re:I see the flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not knowing how to disable popups in Mozilla is irrelevant; 94 percent of the browsing population uses Internet Explorer.

      As well, the majority of computer users don't yet have a superiority complex. If they have a problem or question, they don't automatically assume that they're stupid: they ask someone for assistance.

    5. Re:I see the flaw... by yintercept · · Score: 1
      all advertising is fraudulent. There is no such thing as an unfraudulent ad.

      Unfortunately, this is the type of absolutist argument that gets taken up by the academia. A social theorist might see one or two deceptive ads, then conclude that all ads are fraudulent.

      The truth of the matter is that most ads are not fraudulent. For example, an ad might say, "We are selling the new Harry Potter book for $xx.xx."

      The ad is telling a verifiable fact.

      A list of products with the price next to the product is the most successful form of advertising. Specification sheets also help sell products.

      Unfortunately, the academic elite harps on the deceptive ads to the point where they end up convincing marketers and the world that advertising is based on deception. When in reality, most successful advertising is fact based, and simply tells people that your organization exists and what it does.

    6. Re:I see the flaw... by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      It's not going to be easy to get people to sign up really,

      Especially since their webpage doesn't tell you how you can sign up, it just tells you how you can get email updates about it.

    7. Re:I see the flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've said it before and I'll say it again - all advertising is fraudulent. There is no such thing as an unfraudulent ad.

      Ummm, that's idiotic. It doesn't matter how confidently you assert it, it's still idiotic.

    8. Re:I see the flaw... by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      Ads that purely and solely disseminate factual information about the product are practically nonexistant. Where there's a statement that "We are selling the new Harry Potter book for $XX.XX" there will necessarily also be a statement that it is "the lowest price in town" or "the best deal around" or some other unprovable, subjective (which in the realm of commercial speech, I say is per se false) statement to separate the ad from any other ad that says they have the harry potter book.

      The only legitimate form of advertising is word of mouth. Anything else IS based, in whole or in part, on deception and trickery. The nature of advertising is to "convince," not to "inform."

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    9. Re:I see the flaw... by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Not entirely true... There are two purposes for advertising: Make people want to buy the product, and make people *aware* of the product. You're correct about the former, but the latter isn't exactly chopped liver, and is far less malicious.

    10. Re:I see the flaw... by brooks_talley · · Score: 1

      You know what's worse? Even word of mouth recommendations are outright fraud. There's no way that someone could realistically tell you all of the complexities and nuances of their opinion about something verbally.

      And don't get me started on packaging! It's all an evil fraud perpetrated by abusive corporations. "Tastes great," my ass. How can they claim to know what I will think tastes great.

      I really think you're on to something here. Perhaps if we banned all communication, we could put an end to this troublesome fraud once and for all.

      So, to summarize, since all communication is fundamentally fraudulent, it's pointless to talk about degrees of fraud. Everyone knows the world is black and white, so unless you're going to bring suit again hired spokespeople, it's not reasonable to go after Doubleclick for intentionally deceptive ads that fooled nontechnical people into thinking they were clicking on a message from their own computer system.

      Did I get that right?

      Cheers
      -b

    11. Re:I see the flaw... by bentcd · · Score: 1

      all advertising is fraudulent

      And all sweeping, all-encompassing statements are wrong :-)

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    12. Re:I see the flaw... by Anime_Fan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, some countries have laws that prohibit using words like "best" in product promotions, since it is most commonly a subjective feeling.

      Example: The phrase "The most comfortable bed you can buy", would never appear in Swedish advertisements. There is however one company that promotes with "Try to find a better bed". Carlsberg has "Probably the best beer in the world", etc, etc.

      But, sure. They're all gonna have some special buzzword/whatever to promote their product, despite the fact that the product and price with correct placement is a real killer when it comes to selling stuff (noone wants to call you or enter your shop to get to know the price of the product).

      We also know for a fact that we pay for commercials. A company I sometimes work for is only having ads in really small (free) local papers and specialized magazines, because they need the money to get going.

      There aren't very many legitimate forms of adverts. There are however deceptive, convincing and informative (in order of dislike, most hated comes first) forms of them.
      Thank you for reading at -1, Karma-whore.

    13. Re:I see the flaw... by bentcd · · Score: 1

      The way I understand class action lawsuits (which, admittedly, I don't really), chances are they won't be worrying about the signing up details until after they've won.

      I'd suggest a web ad campaign though, to make people aware of their eligibility. When your target demographic is "anyone who watches ads on the Internet", your preferred channel for spreading the message isn't very difficult to work out :-)

      I can see it now: "You may already have won $50" ... or "Send your name and address to the name on the top of the enclosed list and pass this message on to 10 people you know, unaltered" ...

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    14. Re:I see the flaw... by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      no, you slipped on the slope of going from commercial speech to all speech.

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    15. Re:I see the flaw... by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You are just not getting your facts straight. To continue with the harry potter idea, most (if not all) businesses that say they have the lowest price in town honor pricematching of local competitors.

      You can't just make a blanket statement that they must be lying if they say they have the best deal in town. Because they probably do.

      You don't see every bookseller in town making the same claim do you? If not, then your wrong. And I haven't seen many book sellers telling me they have the lowest prices in town.

      You have taken an assumption that their advertisement is false, and turned it into "all advertisements are fraudulent" when you didn't even bother to verify if the advertisement at hand is false or not.

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    16. Re:I see the flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More accurately, all ads are devoid of content. Plenty of smoke and mirrors, no wizard.

    17. Re:I see the flaw... by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      If someone has a problem or the need for something, they'll either seek out a solution or hear about it from someone else.

      For example, if I want to see a good movie, I shouldn't watch a bunch of coming attractions/movie commercials to figure out what to go see, I should read some current movie reviews.

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    18. Re:I see the flaw... by yintercept · · Score: 1

      I hope you are not as naive as to think marketers do not know about word of mouth. There is a whole field called viral marketing which is designed to embed itself into conversations or other routine communications. Some of the most sleazy advertisers actually work to find ways to inject their brand name into your daily dealings. There are also things like MLMs and share with a friend programs that "incent" people to pollute their word of mouth communications with ads.

      However, I believe that you have a false premise in stating that "all advertising is deception." Advestising and deception are logially independent. Advertising is simply the act of making information available. Deception is the act of making a person think A when you are doing B. One idea does not follow from the other. Hence there can be both deceptive and non-deceptive advertising.

      The very fact that you mentioned word of mouth as legitimate indicates an understanding that the premises are independent.

      Accepting that advertising and deception are independent, you will then see that some ads are meant simply to inform people about different possibilities. For example, I help local bands make web sites. The primary goal of these sites is to give people a sample of the music and to tell audiences where the band is playing. The goal is to let people know what the band sounds like, and the bars where they will play. The goal is to inform.

      From what I know of ecommerce, the advertising efforts that seem to work the best are those that concentrate on accurate descriptions.

      Rejecting the premise that all advertising is deceptive, creates a world where ads run the gamut from those designed to informed to those whicha are designed to deceive.

      Different media lend themselves to different degrees of deception and information. A false premise that tries to equate the two independent ideas will either create a situation where there is no possibility except deception.

      Absolute thinking is _NEVER_ acceptable.

    19. Re:I see the flaw... by SQKBB · · Score: 1

      For example, if I want to see a good movie, I shouldn't watch a bunch of coming attractions/movie commercials to figure out what to go see, I should read some current movie reviews.

      And presumably you believe what the reviewers tell you?

    20. Re:I see the flaw... by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      most (if not all) businesses that say they have the lowest price in town honor pricematching of local competitors.

      Matching the lowest price in town is not the same as having the lowest price in town. If I walk up to Best Buy and say, "give me the lowest price in town for that television," they are going to tell me that if I find a lower price within 30 days, they will refund me the difference but for now I can just pay their price. When they say they have the lowest price in town, not only are they not offering the lowest price in town, but they generally don't even know the lowest price in town. Furthermore, if they do know a competitor offers the same product for a lower price, they are not going to give me that price unless I explicitly ask for it. Here be willful deception.

    21. Re:I see the flaw... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Across the bridge from me is a theme park called MarineLand. Their slogan is "Everyone loves MarineLand". I always said "How the hell do you know that? You can't possibly make a blanket statement like that and be telling the truth. How do you know if I (subset of "Everyone") love MarineLand if I've never been there?"

      -uso.

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    22. Re:I see the flaw... by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      Good post. One quibble about the relevant legal term: it's de minimis (ablative plural), as in de minimis non curat lex, that is, "the law does not concern itself with the smallest matters."

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    23. Re:I see the flaw... by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      No, the presumption is that if I read/hear enough information about product X not provided by the makers of product X, I will be able to form a reliable opinion as to whether product X is something I want to pay for.

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    24. Re:I see the flaw... by wfberg · · Score: 1


      Across the bridge from me is a theme park called MarineLand [marinelandcanada.com]. Their slogan is "Everyone loves MarineLand". I always said "How the hell do you know that? You can't possibly make a blanket statement like that and be telling the truth. How do you know if I (subset of "Everyone") love MarineLand if I've never been there?"


      Marines have.. ways.. of making sure you're opinion is the correct one..

      Semper Fi!

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  9. double click is awesome gum by joe+six+pack+walmart · · Score: 1

    i dont see what all the fuss is all about. double click is awesome gum. great flavour let me tell you.

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  10. wait a sec ... by Rubbersoul · · Score: 3, Funny

    For me to get into this class action lawsuit I have to admit that I am a dumb ass and was tricked by a "FUI" ...

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    1. Re:wait a sec ... by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      It only seems like a big deal to admit you were tricked because you weren't. Remember, most people can just make the excuse that they are not "tech savvy" and therefore were vulnerable to false advertising. Whether or not this is valid is beside the point, in their mind it's a good excuse and they won't have any problem admitting that they are mindless idiots. Oh, and when there is money involved people will do and say anything.

    2. Re:wait a sec ... by donutz · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about the helpdesk staff whose time is wasted by calls that users have computer with unoptimized connections or that they can't seem to get to this waiting message? I would think they should be able to get in on this lynch mob^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H class action lawsuit.

    3. Re:wait a sec ... by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      If you read the site about the case, then it clearly states that you are elligible to get into the class if you saw one of the offending advertisements. You don't have to have been fooled.

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    4. Re:wait a sec ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For me to get into this class action lawsuit I have to admit that I am a dumb ass"

      Well, you have to prove you're an american citizen, does that count? ;-)

  11. can i sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can i sue slashdot for tricking me in to looking for
    valuable insights and content and yet finding ..
    cmdrtaco?

  12. how do you prove you were duped? by SuperDuG · · Score: 2, Funny

    is there an IQ test or something?

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    1. Re:how do you prove you were duped? by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 1

      They're running an Ad on the DoubleClick network that looks like a dialog box.

      If you click on it they invite you to join the class...

      oh wait

    2. Re:how do you prove you were duped? by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      Internet History
      ISP Logs
      Cookies
      They look like and idiot

    3. Re:how do you prove you were duped? by archen · · Score: 1

      Well it's easy for a slashdot reader to say that, but for people who aren't technically inclined seeing something exactly like a windows message box is easy to fool many of these people.

      One day at work.

      Me : [picks up phone]
      Boss: I got this warning message that says my computer has an IP address that is being broadcasted. Is that true?
      Me : Um... ... no [click]

    4. Re:how do you prove you were duped? by insecuritiez · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The best lies have some truth to them.

    5. Re:how do you prove you were duped? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's only truth if the IP address ends in 255. Unlikely.

    6. Re:how do you prove you were duped? by caluml · · Score: 1

      Still not entirely accurate. You're assuming that the broadcast address falls on .255. There are lots of networks where the broadcast can be .15, or .31, or .63, etc.

  13. Right. by metatruk · · Score: 1
    If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting,"

    How many of us here on slashdot are going to get tricked in this manner? For those of us on Mac or *n*x systems the difference is obvious.
    1. Re:Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... I get the first * in *n*x, but what's the second * for?

    2. Re:Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How many of us here on slashdot are going to get tricked in this manner?

      About 85% of us since that is how many ./ users use Internet Exporer.

    3. Re:Right. by andreMA · · Score: 1

      The Mac & *nix users who failed to heed the advice not to take the brown acid, perhaps, and believed themselves to be having a major bummer in which their user interface morphed into... oh god... oh no... gotta go (can I sue for emotional distress too?)

    4. Re:Right. by adpowers · · Score: 1

      I've seen people on OS 9 click on these "error messages."

    5. Re:Right. by KimiDalamori · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean you dont use FVWM95???

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    6. Re:Right. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      How many of us here on slashdot are going to get tricked in this manner? For those of us on Mac or *n*x systems the difference is obvious.

      The first time I saw one of those pop-ups was right after I upgraded my Mac to Mac OS 8.6, I remember thinking 'Did Apple really go this far to try to woo Windows users?' when I first saw it. I closed the window and moved on. And when I was using my PC I saw the exact same message and realized what was going on.

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    7. Re:Right. by xYoni69x · · Score: 1

      Probably because Linux doesn't match *nix.

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    8. Re:Right. by Keeper · · Score: 1

      I have. Except instead of clicking on the close box for the IE window, I clicked on the close box in the popup (no, I wasn't paying particularly close attention to what I was doing...).

    9. Re:Right. by lga · · Score: 1

      How many of us here on slashdot are going to get tricked in this manner? For those of us on Mac or *n*x systems the difference is obvious.

      I saw a "Your computer is broadcasting an IP address" ad for the first time recently. I laughed so much I had to click on it... at which point it told me it had "detected windows!"

      I think Redhat might have something to say about those degrading comments toward their software on my computer.

      Aside from that, the website tried to fraudulently sell me software that won't run on my Linux system. Would an off-the-shelf Lindows user have known not to enter their credit card number?

    10. Re:Right. by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      So, then, wouldn't *n?x be the minimal form? There's only going to be either one "i" or one "u" between the n and the x, where * implies there could be more than one character. A ?, though, only matches one character.

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    11. Re:Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      un-I-x and lin-U-x, which leaves out AIX and Ultrix and probably a whole host of others, but you still should have been able to figure it out.

  14. "FUI"??? by CraigoFL · · Score: 1, Funny
    GUI, GUI, bo-BEUI
    Banana-fanna-fo-FUI
    Me My Mo-MUI
    GUI!

    *sigh*

    1. Re:"FUI"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now thats Funny!!!!!

  15. Hold on by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

    You mean I WASN'T selected out of a worldwide to win a chance to possibly be entered into a drawing to win a raffle?

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    1. Re:Hold on by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      No but if you sent that add to someone else Levis kept track of how many people got it and will be sending you a pile of free clothes in a month to thank you for testing their new add tracking system.

    2. Re:Hold on by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

      Wow, what about the one where Microshaft'll give you free money? ;)

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  16. Don't be stupid ... or we'll end up like Californi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I may not like what doubleclick does, but we can't protect anyone from clicking a banner ad any more than we can prevent fat people from eating at McDonald's or coffee generally being served **HOT**.
    At least these ads don't cause bodily harm and they keep large portions of the internet free.
    Of course, California will pass a law - like they always do - trying to protect their citizens from their own stupidity. They have the majority rule mindset, not the leave me alone mindset. Just look at their smoking laws!

  17. True Story by eskimoboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    My mother was sitting there clicking one of those ads for about 15 minutes and closing out the new window every time it opened. The reason? It said "Click OK to close this window." I was commandeered into showing her that you have to click the little X button to close out the window. Maybe I'm biased, but I'm glad they're finally getting sued for taking advantage of the people that are, shall we say, less-than-knowledgeable internet users.

    1. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What pisses me off with some of you elitist slashdotters is that you think you are above the common internet user.

      Doubleclick is being sued for preying upon the average internet users fear and/or ignorance.

      To make it sound like those who use the internet for normal use are somehow a sub class and all it does is makes you look like an elist dumb ass.

    2. Re:True Story by quasi_steller · · Score: 1

      I agree. Like most readers of slashdot, I have never personally been fooled by one of those ads. However, there are many (most?) internet users that are not expierenced enough to realize the difference between a real window and an ad.

      Take my mother for instance. She is new to computers. When the windows GUI gives her an option ("Ok" and "Cancel" buttons for instance) she expects it to do what it says. When presented with an ad that looks like an official dialog box to her, she gets confused and asks me if she should respond to it. Of course I tell her not to click on it because it is an ad. But now she becomes even more confused. How is she supposed to know the difference between an ad and an actual dialog box? (Remember, she is still learning and she will learn with experence.)

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    3. Re:True Story by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

      The best way I've found how to tell people like your mom what to click and what to click is:

      If it looks like porn, it is what it say: Don't click.

      If it is an installer that pops up and you don't know what it is: Click cancel.

      If it is an "Error box" (Windows Gui), first check if it popped up as a new window (if it is on top of a page, "banner-style", they can safely ignore it), then move the mouse over it. If the "Hand" (the URL-hand) appears, it is a link, and thus probably an ad: Don't click.

      If it is an acyual error box: Read what it says. Most commonly, they tell you what happened, and what they say is important if it is an error that needs to be fixed.

      The great thing about my mom is that she basically didn't notice when I installed Opera for her. I click F12->Open requested pop-up windows only. This suppressed most advertisements. Other browsers have similar tools to make browsing easier.

      I can see your problem. Ads suck. Though I'm guessing it only applies to people in the US, I do hope they (doubleclick) have to pay a hefty fine. It's something that affects us all.

    4. Re:True Story by caluml · · Score: 1

      Install Mozilla for your mother, enable tabbing, disable popups and remote images in newsgroups and mail, and she'll be happier.

    5. Re:True Story by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      I did tech support for an ISP for a number of years. One day, I got a call from a man who'd been getting those "You have a message" banners, and always clicked on them. Naturally, all his did was send him into a twisty little maze of pop-ups, all different. I never did manage to make him understand that these were just banner ads, not real messages, but after fifteen minutes or so, I did get him to stop clicking on them.

      Just now, while writing this, I realized what I should have done. I should have taken him into his Display Properties and had him change the color for the title bars for open windows, then re-open his browser and go back to that site. This way, he could have seen that the banner's fake title bar wasn't the right color and that it wasn't a real window.

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    6. Re:True Story by NoNine · · Score: 1

      shall we say, less-than-knowledgeable internet users.

      Just who do you think is spending billions on M$ crap?

    7. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make it sound like those who use the internet for normal use are somehow a sub class and all it does is makes you look like an elist dumb ass.

      Whereas you can prove your dumbass-ity just by typing horribly-formed sentences into slashdot! Congratulations to you for standing up for the average git.

    8. Re:True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I think she'd be happier if my browser would
      a) save her browser windows when it crashes
      b) let her turn on and off java/script via an easy interface
      c) was set up with all of this on INSTALL, not after hunting around hundreds of webpages looking for an extension that actually works NOW.

  18. I'd like them to take on GTK/GDE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets see how well they take on the Gnome Desktop Enviornment GUI. Oh wait. All professional GUI desingers went insane on seeing the look of the file dialog.

    1. Re:I'd like them to take on GTK/GDE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All professional GUI desingers went insane on seeing the look of the file dialog.

      If it was good enough for Microsoft in 1990, it's good enough for the open source community.

      "Innovation" -- who needs it?

  19. Considering the class... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...coupons for brain transplants might be a more just settlement.

  20. Will anyone ever know? by Mopatop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's all well and good asking for people who have been fooled by these, but to be fair, how many people who ever have thought those things were genuine are likely to ever find out about this action?

    1. Re:Will anyone ever know? by Otter · · Score: 1
      That's missing the point of this activity. The lawyers will use discovery to find some estimate of the total number of people who have seen the ads and claim all of them as plaintiffs. Then they'll negotiate a settlement where each plaintiff receives 10 cents (realistically, what kind of damages could they demand?) and they'll pocket an enormous fee. 1/3 * $0.10 * a zillion alleged plaintiffs is a lot of money.

      Take it from someone who has been a "plaintiff" in a bunch of these cases -- don't go spending your $500 now!

    2. Re:Will anyone ever know? by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      Take it from someone who has been a "plaintiff" in a bunch of these cases -- don't go spending your $500 now!

      Yeah, I'm still waiting for my $5 from the RIAA pricefixing lawsuit.

    3. Re:Will anyone ever know? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm still waiting for my $5 from the RIAA pricefixing lawsuit.

      $5! I thought it was $13 or a Celine Dionne CD. Yeah, I'm still waiting too.

    4. Re:Will anyone ever know? by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      It's all well and good asking for people who have been fooled by these, but to be fair, how many people who ever have thought those things were genuine are likely to ever find out about this action?

      Well, the lawyers could run fake UI ads to find 'em.

    5. Re:Will anyone ever know? by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      I thought it was $13 or a Celine Dionne CD. Yeah, I'm still waiting too.

      Wow, I'd pay $13 to get rid of a Celine Dionne CD.

  21. I'm just waiting..... by Nemus · · Score: 2, Funny
    To start getting spam mail about this. "Yes, you too can earn millions like your favorite corporations like SCO and engage in frivilous litigation! All at home, and in under 8 hours a week!!".

    Oh well, at least if I get part of the settlement I can start buying some of those penis pills and russian brides everyone keeps telling me about. I mean honestly, I don't even know half of these people. I guess I just met em at a party or something, but they seem to have gotten my name confused with someone elses. Jesus, you'd think I was on some kind of mailing list or something.

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  22. Doubleclick is gonna loose by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They're gonna loose. If people have a case against fast food restaurants for making them fat i think they'll have a case against people actually trying to fool their fat-asses.

    If there is one constant in this world, it's people's stupidity and i know that most people have clicked those at least once, twice, maybe even a few times.

    It's kinda funny that the whole case depends on people prooving how stupid they are.

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    1. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is doubleclick going to loose, exactly?

    2. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      l - o - s - e

      jesus

    3. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cretin like you should first learn how to spell lose before sounding off on a slashdot forum.

    4. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a two class society, laws apply to one and for another.

    5. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by wozster · · Score: 1

      What does their lack of tighness have to do with anything?

    6. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you!

      You can lead an illiterate person to a dictionary, but you can't make them think.

    7. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1, Informative
      Working with PHD's and scientist, let me tell you the computer savvy is no measure of intellect. You and I take for granted that we can field strip a linux box or make a webserver from a toaster, an AOL CD, 2 paper clips, and a sheet of tinfoil. Most folks are just happy to be able to use email.

      These goons (the DoubleClick advertisors) deliberately designed their items to trick people. They left "presents" behind for admins like myself to clean up after. The only reason they were able to do that was by having a large, ubiquitous, and utterly unscrupulous delivery service plastering adds in useful sites everywhere.

      Frankly, this shit is a virus by any other standard. I just wish MicroShaft was included in it for designing an web browser that allowed people to transparently install this shit.

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    8. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he should know better, but English is so fucked up you have to memorize spellings. lose ought to have a double o in it. Why would "lose" be pronounced with an ooo sound? It ought to be spelled looz.
      And why don't food and good rhyme? English is so filled with "proprietary" spellings you'd think Microsoft invented it.

    9. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What does their lack of tighness have to do with anything?

      Well, don't you feel like an idiot?

    10. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "L-O-S-E" : luz
      "L-O-O-S-E" : lus

      The added "O" changes the s sound, therefore there is only one "O" to make is "lose", and two to make is "loose" - really, it's not that hard to remember.

    11. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is doubleclick going to loose, exactly?

      Well hopefully the anus' of their executives will be loose while they are being pounded by big bubba in federal prison.

    12. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it THAT hard to spell "lose" properly?

    13. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Bad+Boy+Marty · · Score: 1

      Honestly, they aren't going to lose. For most of those ads, they can simply say, "we just deliver them -- we have no other association with the product or its advertising."

      Any lawyer worth anything (assuming that's not an oxymoron) fully understands the concept of shifting blame, and it's so easy in this case, I just can't imagine any other outcome.
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    14. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Adam9 · · Score: 1

      Stop prooving that he can't spell.

    15. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for helping to clear that up. However, you should probably expect that kind of thing from an "engineer" that attends SFU.

    16. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by bentcd · · Score: 1

      A classic example of how screwed up pronounciation (or spelling, whichever you prefer) is in English is the fabricated word ghoti. Which, of course, is pronounced like the word "fish". "gh" like in laugh, "o" like in women and "ti" like in station.

      On the other hand, it can be very handy for poetry, which thrives on creative language.

      (Stops and rolls down the window)
      (Offtopic, who, me? I'm sorry, officer, I didn't notice the original topic) :-)

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    17. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay

      oo

    18. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      Yeah, he should know better, but English is so fucked up you have to memorize spellings.

      You mean kinda like how you have to memorize (i.e., "just know") all of the attributes of a valid system message versus one of these ads we've been talking about?

      If you can sympathize with someone who can't be bothered to properly learn his own damned language, then you can just as easily sympathize with someone who isn't familiar enough with managing his own computer to recognize the difference between a valid system error message popup and one of these ads!

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    19. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      If there is one constant in this world, it's people's stupidity and i know that most people have clicked those at least once, twice, maybe even a few times.

      You mean like the stupidity of those people who can't for the life of them figure out the difference between "loose" and "lose"?

      Yeah, thought so.

      Better take a good look at yourself, buddy, before you start calling other people "stupid"...

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    20. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      youre stupid. anyone can mistype a key or two here or there. get a real gripe.

    21. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      youre stupid. anyone can mistype a key or two here or there. get a real gripe.

      The error happens often enough (so often, in fact, that it seems that most people here on Slashdot who mean to say "lose" end up typing "loose" instead -- often enough that I do a double-take when someone actually gets it right) that I don't think it's a question of mistyping anything.

      Especially since the author of the message in question managed to "mistype" it in both the subject line and the body.

      Nice try, though.

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    22. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by thdexter · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you didn't post AC.

      The case against fast food restaurants for making them fat wasn't for making them fat, it was for them not disclosing that yes, if you ate their food regularly and didn't get exercise you would become fat, or rather that via their advertising they deceived consumers into believing their food was healthy (or at least not unhealthy). It was then SUMMARILY DISMISSED by a judge who didn't agree with the argument at all.

      It's not a matter of stupidity with this case; it's a matter of clear, outright deception, in that these advertisements masqueraded as being parts of the operating system favored by millions.

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    23. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      The added "O" changes the s sound, therefore there is only one "O" to make is "lose", and two to make is "loose" - really, it's not that hard to remember.

      You're right! I don't know why I couldn't see it before. Another good example of what you're saying is the word "hose" ... oh wait, maybe not.

    24. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      If you can sympathize with someone who can't be bothered to properly learn his own damned language

      Well, I didn't really sympathize with him. I did say he should know better, and he should. I then left him behind and went on to rant about English itself. For many other languages it's just not an issue. In Spanish, for instance, spelling is simple and consistent. It's trivial to read and properly pronounce words you've never seen.

      then you can just as easily sympathize with someone who isn't familiar enough with managing his own computer to recognize the difference between a valid system error message popup and one of these ads!

      I didn't say anything at all about it. And in fact I'd be much more inclined to excuse the latter. Lanugage is taught from childhood, but most people have no formal training at all in computers.

    25. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      LOSE, damn it! LOse!!!

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    26. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      rant I'm guessing that you're one of them due to your flagrant mispelling of lose and proving. If you're going to insult people at least spell right. Also, "I" should be capitalized.
      /rant
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    27. Re:Doubleclick is gonna loose by nicky_d · · Score: 1

      These goons (the DoubleClick advertisors) deliberately designed their items to trick people.

      Yeah, this is the really obnoxious factor and why I hope they get demolished. My dad is not a stupid man, but he's not an experience computer user. He's got the sense to know that an unfamiliar "you have a new message" window or a "you've won!" announcement are going to be scams. But he's probably naive enough to think that a "Close" or "Cancel" button that looks exactly like the ones he uses on a daily basis is going to get rid of the unwanted window, not launch a full-screen page or an .exe file. Similarly, if an ad has a "click here to install" button clearly marked out, he might well imagine that clicking anywhere else in the window - to bring it to the front, perhaps - wouldn't lead to an install, but he'd probably be wrong. People who design this kind of stuff ARE bloody diabolical. I don't care that it's just a stupid small pop-up ad - it's the aggregation of little annoyances like this that's the problem. It gets me all Georged up - "we're trying to have a civilization here!".

  23. Amusing by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny
    I had a friend who saw one of these pop-ups. It looked exactly like an MSDOS window, complete with a copyright message from Microsoft, the correct font, and a message implying there were serious system problems. Clicking on the "Close" box brought up the website, I learned later.

    All of this, of course, was on his KDE desktop... (no, I've no idea why he had pop-ups enabled.)

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    1. Re:Amusing by vannevar · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, that ad (for Internet Washer) also has a blinking DOS prompt, thanks to Flash. That might be the reason the ad got through your friend's firewall / junkbuster, too. Anyone got some good ideas on how to combat the growing Flash Spam out there? For the best example of Flash Spam that I can think of off the top of my head, try www.foxnews.com.

    2. Re:Amusing by jesser · · Score: 1

      Try the "Flash click to view" Firebird extension from http://ted.mielczarek.org/code/mozilla/. It prevents Flash animations from playing until you click on them, so you can enjoy Strong Bad without being subjected to next-generation animated ads, pop-ups, and those full-screen transparent ads that make cars drive through your monitor.

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    3. Re:Amusing by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Well, it was done as a pop-up. I pretty much exclusively run Mozilla (and the odd Mozilla based browser such as Phoenix) and Safari and I've never seen it. So I don't think Flash was to blame here - it should have been blocked well before the issue of whether it was an animated GIF, MNG, SVG, Flash, or QuickTime movie came up.

      Wierd. And fairly amusing...

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    4. Re:Amusing by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      I have seen this a number of times running IE on a Mac (both classic and OSX). Its pretty funny that they are too lazy to use a platform-specific graphic - its not like it's that hard...

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  24. It's about time by solarrhino · · Score: 1
    If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting," you could be part of the class.

    Finally... someone is watching out for the stupid!

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  25. I hope this succeeds.. by phuturephunk · · Score: 3, Informative

    ..Only because I want them to change their advertising practices to get away from the egregious misleading practices that most of the vendors they push ads for concoct.. ..I don't care if you want to pop an ad up about performance parts for my car if I happen to be on a tuner website looking at mods for my car. What I don't agree with is all those 'your connection is not optimized' crapola that they flash at me when I'm say, reading tomshardware. That stuff IS blatantly misleading and would be equivalent in the real world to setting up a billboard on the side of the BQE and stating something to the effect of 'If you're driving a chevy, your brakes are wearing down at an alarming rate! Pull over and call Bob's car parts NOW, or you will DIE, mouthbreather!!'...
    That kind of advertising is a classic ploy praying on people who are ignorant of the real working of the technology being pushed and used.

    Are your brakes less than optimal? Well sure, if you've taken the car out of the driveway in the last six months, hell even if its been driven off the truck that brought them to the dealership.. That does NOT mean that my brakes are going to fail that very moment and that by not following the ad to the product I'm in some sort of imminent doom.. ..I hope they smack those bastards, I really really do..

  26. Anyone fooled? by arcanumas · · Score: 1
    Yes, im a sure it happens everyday to Slashdot readers.
    Especially when it resembles a Windows UI.
    I mean it's buying "Penis Enlargment" from spammers or something.

    Oh! Great! It say "1 message waiting" I have a new message! Hooray!!!

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    1. Re:Anyone fooled? by beebware · · Score: 1

      Sigh. I wish for the days back when I only had 1 message waiting. For me, those "alertvertisments" would be more believable if they said "You have 3,962 messages waiting. 3,960 of those are spam" (and yes, I do get that amount of spam in any 12 hour period :( )

  27. so you're telling me.... by lord+sibn · · Score: 1

    all i have to do to maybe get some cash is claim that i'm stupid? hrm... a difficult claim to make, indeed!

    1. Re:so you're telling me.... by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
      all i have to do to maybe get some cash is claim that i'm stupid? hrm... a difficult claim to make, indeed!

      And if you don't take double-click's ill gotten money from them because you didn't want to say you were stupid, then you really are stupid!

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  28. Re:Don't be stupid ... or we'll end up like Califo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have the majority rule mindset

    Well, the very NERVE! "Majority rule" has NO place in a democracy!

  29. Punch the Monkey! by BrookHarty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I dont understand why they have to fake the AD's. Just give me something I'd click.

    Barely clothed Hot chicks. They could have them hold Linux distros with headlines like "Real men use this distro" or "How hard is your Hardware".

    Hey, how many of you checkout a vendor just because of a cute Booth Babe? Exactly...

    1. Re:Punch the Monkey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or This Babe!

    2. Re:Punch the Monkey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh but ya see the booth babes work on only a small subsection of the target audience...and since when do you REALLY need to advertise distros to trolls, eh? Of course, IF you gave them your age, sex, and sexual preference maybe they could put more sex in the ads...im sure doubleclick would be happy to store such information :) I, however, vote no on booth babes...at least until google produces some better results. better babes?

    3. Re:Punch the Monkey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50% Insightful
      30% Funny
      20% Troll

      Troll? Pffft.

    4. Re:Punch the Monkey! by tcc · · Score: 1


      >Hey, how many of you checkout a vendor just because of a cute Booth Babe? Exactly...

      Uhm.. this being Slashdot, I would have thought most people here would notice the booth babe AFTER being attracted by the Hardware :)

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  30. advertisements & falsity by ramzak2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Doesnt it always go that advertisements carry some degree of falsity and the viewer must exercise his/her own good judgement ? If there is a similar ad on a television stating that if you sweat profusely after a small walk you could be suffering from high blood pressure, would it warrant a class action suit ?

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    1. Re:advertisements & falsity by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I saw an advert on television recently saying `Male sweat only attracts other men. Is this all you want?' advertising a deodorant. The other two people in the room were gay. I can't help feeling that at that moment they lost two customers...

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    2. Re:advertisements & falsity by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      Doesnt it always go that advertisements carry some degree of falsity and the viewer must exercise his/her own good judgement ? If there is a similar ad on a television stating that if you sweat profusely after a small walk you could be suffering from high blood pressure, would it warrant a class action suit ?
      There's a difference. These advertisements carry the highest possible degree of falsity possible. Because of that, non computer-savvy people find them confusing and computer-savvy people find them infuriating because they have to take 5 minutes to explain to their less computer-savvy friends/family that their computer is not, in fact, in any danger by "broadcasting an IP address."

      Even if there is no monetary settlement from this suit (AKA DoubleClick winning), at the very least it'll make this "FUI" trend take one hell of a downturn. A judge might order DoubleClick to stop this practice even if they don't have to pay a cent in compensation.
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    3. Re:advertisements & falsity by Doodleman3 · · Score: 1

      No, but if there was an ad on television that told me that a state of emergency had been declared and that I had to go to 1012 Main Street for shelter in a large building and 1012 Main Street is a shopping mall and since theres a state of emergency right now and your not allowed to leave you might as well do some shopping while your here. The thing is is that the mall is the one who paid to have the ad aired in the first place to get people to come to the mall and see it's stores....thats more along the lines of "You have an unread message click here to read it" just blantently false advertising thats ment to sound official and trick people who don't know anybetter.

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    4. Re:advertisements & falsity by Jadrano · · Score: 1

      Certainly, and we can expect of people living in a capitalist society that they develop a sense of what advertisement is and what it isn't (e.g. it isn't objective information). But then, it is important that something is recognised as an ad. Quite obviously, DoubleClick tries to pass of the ads as something else, system messages, in which people reasonably have more confidence. I think the point isn't how many people are actually tricked by that (that may play a role in that concrete court case), but that they try to hide the nature of their ads in order for people not to apply the critical attitude one should normally have towards statements in advertisements.

    5. Re:advertisements & falsity by thdexter · · Score: 1

      No, see, there's this law against what's called "false advertising". Advertisements should not be deceptive.

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  31. ruling against FUIs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    phooey!

  32. Mozilla, you let me down by jtheory · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just think, if I hadn't blocked images from all of doubleclick's servers, and disabled those popups... I might be in for some money! Curse you, Mozilla!

    I don't have the background to comment on the legitimacy of this suit -- but I sure am curious to see how it plays out, since I have always hated the deceptiveness of those ads. My wife gets fooled occasionally, and I have to clean all that Gator crap off the computer *again*. If only she'd swear off IE for good....

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    1. Re:Mozilla, you let me down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How to get that significant other who uses the computer to stop using IE without them knowing it.

      1) Download Mozilla Firebird and install it
      2) Install one of those IE lookalike theme's
      3) Create a shortcut for mozilla firebird and name it something like "Internet Explorer 7" and change the icon to IE's

      4) Disable that POS real IE, goto the Program files directory and right click on the IE folder, Click Properties, then Security tab. Select Deny for all the options for all the users. Click OK.

      5)Never have to worry about IE lameness anymore.

    2. Re:Mozilla, you let me down by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 1

      So you suggest using deception :-)

    3. Re:Mozilla, you let me down by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I have a few links for you:

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    4. Re:Mozilla, you let me down by jtheory · · Score: 1

      Yep, I have AdAware installed on her computer, and I just run it every once in a while to clean up whatever nasties have managed to get on.

      Seems to work pretty well, but -- to get back to the topic a bit more -- it still isn't right that the doubleclick ads (and many others, some much sketchier!) can so easily take advantage of regular home users.

      What do you do when an alert dialog pops up, if you aren't one of those "advanced" computer users? You just click whichever button seems most likely to let you move on and view the website you're trying to view, or install the program you think you want to install, etc., etc.

      Obviously, education of users also helps, and there are some people who just shouldn't be using computers, like some people shouldn't be driving cards, or carrying around large amounts of cash.

      It's a bad idea to try to protect *everyone* (you starting getting into the realm of suing McDonalds because the coffee was hot). But practices that are blatantly designed to part fools from their money should be fair game for legislation and lawsuits.

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  33. Expected Knowledge by pehrs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find this lawsuit a bit interesting, for where, except the internet, would we find this kind of advertisement. Consider a road sign telling you "Danger Road blocked" and an "alternative" rout that ends in Honest Harry's gas station. Sure, you might be able to tell that it was a fake sign, but is it legal because of that?

    Anything that makes the Internet easier to use and less scary for the common user without limiting anybody else is a good thing.

    1. Re:Expected Knowledge by arose · · Score: 1

      What if that sign is in the middle of a billboard? Banner ads are not dialog windows, nor do they act like dialog windows. They are just similar in looks.

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    2. Re:Expected Knowledge by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      I agree with the original poster. Clearly the intent of these ads is to deceive. It can hardly be a defense, when an ad is deceptive and made to look like something that it is not, that the victim should not have been deceived after all. And these ads are not just in banners, they are also in pop-ups that look very much like a pop-up error message. Anywhere else this would be false and deceptive advertising; I see no reason laws against false and deceptive advertising should not apply to the Internet too.

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    3. Re:Expected Knowledge by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
      What if that sign is in the middle of a billboard? Banner ads are not dialog windows, nor do they act like dialog windows.

      You know, the billboard analogy just doesn't hold up. Some times doubleclick uses pop-ups, but even when they use banners, they deceptively make these banners look like error dialog messages. They are right there in the middle of the screen and look pixel-for-pixel like an error message would look, not 300 yards off to the side of the screen like a billboard would be. Read the acutal complaint, they are going after the deceptive ads, and make it clear that normal banners that don't try to deceive the user are not the issue.

      A billboard is clearly not a road sign, by it's very nature and placement. If it was placed right on the road and made to look like a road sign then it would be deceptive. You screen is a 2d surface, not the 3d world of highways and roadside signs. When something is placed on that screen with the intent to be deceptive, with the look of an actual error alert, and in a location where an actual error alert could be, then it cannot hide behind a banner ad or billboard defense.

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  34. There is a god. by lasmith05 · · Score: 0

    Doubleclick is a scourge on humanity. Go get 'em! I just spent a good hour of my time removing various spyware from my girl's computer. There should be LAWs against advertising like crazy.

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  35. i simply block them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to every new computer i log onto, i make sure the /etc/hosts or %windows%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts has the entry

    127.0.0.1 doubleclick.net :)

    1. Re:i simply block them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a comprehensive up to date HOSTS file, there's always SuperTrick

    2. Re:i simply block them by trompete · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't want to start a flame war, but I've been using Mozilla for a year (since 1.0), and with its popup blocking feature, I haven't seen one of those god-awful windows EVER.
      Double-click wasted a lot of my time back when I was using IE. We all thought they would go bankrupt back in 2001, but they just kept surviving. Maybe this will break the bank and smother the dark side forever.

    3. Re:i simply block them by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 1

      But do we *really* want doubleclick to bite the dust now? At the moment its pretty easy to add doubleclick.net to your hosts file, or galeon block list and effectively cut out 90% of the ads on the net. If there was actually competition for ad serving, it would make things a little more difficult.

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    4. Re:i simply block them by trompete · · Score: 1

      Yeah..I suppose: keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.
      On the same topic. I hope that they don't come up with some new way to pop-up windows on my screen that Mozilla can't protect against without sacrificing functionality. Until then.....

    5. Re:i simply block them by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

      I don't want to start a flame war, but I've been using Mozilla for a year (since 1.0), and with its popup blocking feature, I haven't seen one of those god-awful windows EVER.

      They don't show up as an actual pop-up window; they are displayed as a graphic on a web page that looks just like a dialog box, often with an OK button, a blue-striped title bar and all. What gives them away is that when you scroll the web page, the box scrolls along with the page, so it becomes obvious that it isn't a real dialog box. But it is a lot easier to fool new computer users who aren't familiar with the trick, especially when the page has just loaded and they haven't scrolled yet.

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    6. Re:i simply block them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Junkbuster is your fiend.

  36. Doubleclick who ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I added them and all their incantations to my ad-blocker in... what was it... 1997 ?
    If I get a popup with a ?uid=x I like playing with the numbers to see if affiliate #666 or #31337 exist :-)
    Why stop there. Let's see if these pinheads have a .htaccess file or a robots.txt on their server.
    If it's banner shaped and it wobbles, pulsates or looks like an error message, I'm never going to see it again!

  37. Not a problem by daveo0331 · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the law firm's website:

    WHO IS A MEMBER OF THE PROPOSED CLASS?

    The class action Complaint was brought on behalf of all persons residing in the United States who have, while operating a computer, encountered an advertising banner like the one illustrated on this website.


    If you saw the ads, you're a member of the class. You don't have to have clicked on any of them.

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    1. Re:Not a problem by bentcd · · Score: 1

      I seem to vaguely recall once seeing an ad like that and thinking "say what? (pause) Oh, it's an ad. In Norway this would be illegal".

      I'm a bit unclear about the "residing in the United States" bit though. If I go and convince the US ambassador to Norway that I can camp out on his embassy grounds for a couple of days (long enough to register with the class action winners), would that suffice you think?

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    2. Re:Not a problem by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1
      I'm a bit unclear about the "residing in the United States" bit though. If I go and convince the US ambassador to Norway that I can camp out on his embassy grounds for a couple of days (long enough to register with the class action winners), would that suffice you think?

      You would have been in the US for those two days, but not a resident. To be a resident you have to have a resident visa (green card). To do what you mention you would technically only need a tourist visa, which I believe is free for 30 days in the US.

      Think of it this way: you went to a friend's house and stayed for a few nights. Did you live there? No. You just stayed a few nights. If you rented the house for the same length of time you would have different rights and responsibilities, because then you would be living there.

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    3. Re:Not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when you check the site.. boom.. you're now part of the class action.. isn't that nice?

  38. But I can't find it? by rosewood · · Score: 1

    I was going to sign up for the class action lawsuit but I spent 2 hours going through OSDN sites and buying stuff from thinkgeek. I even think I somehow got signed up for a free trial of VS.net from microsoft.

    Trixie slashdotisis

    1. Re:But I can't find it? by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      See, I actually would like the free trial of VS.net except that I'm happy with VS6, and In 30 days I don't want my IDE telling me "Your trial has expired. Pay us or you can't touch your code anymore" (which I can see happening. MS products don't downgrade easily, trial or not) plus I'm too lazy to read the terms of the trial to see if that is the case.

      Microsoft DID pick their marketing audience well when they paid for ads on OSDN (concidering sourceforge and freshmeat iirc are OSDN sites, and that's where a lot of developers hang out)

  39. Who should really be upset by rnd() · · Score: 2, Interesting

    DoubleClick's clients should really be upset. If you were paying DoubleClick to drive traffic to your site, wouldn't you want traffic that at least voluntarily sought information about what you provide rather than fools who clicked the "your system is not secure" pseudo dialog box?

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    1. Re:Who should really be upset by mattrix2k · · Score: 1

      Its the customers that decide what is on the banner ads! Notice the ads saying "Your Computer Is Broadcasting An IP Address" go to a site saying "Your Computer Is Broadcasting An IP Address Enter Your Credit Card Details Below".

    2. Re:Who should really be upset by rnd() · · Score: 1

      Sure, that determines the click-through ratio, but not the success rate of the ad itself. Ads are supposed to result in sales.

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  40. good and bad... by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Insightful
    let's be honest here... the 'class' will get jack shit if this case is successful. A few seconds worth of looking at ads? Even at lawyerly rates that's pennies. The only people tjhat could walk away better off (financially) are the lawyers.

    On the other hand, if it takes an ambulance chasing laywer to stop these practices, that's not entirely bad. Except that they don't have the consumer's best interest in mind, they have their own best interest in mind.

    Legislation through Litigation is the wrong answer. If they really did soemthing illegal or wrong, there are appropriate gov't agencies to deal with it.

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    1. Re:good and bad... by common_sence · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Honestly, I could care less that the lawyers walk away with a nice bankroll. Most people wouldn't care if they see one red cent from double-click, so long as the settlement was enough to bankrupt double-click. The nice side effect of a win in this is to make advertisers think twice about using deceptive ads, and that's a very good thing.

      Plus it's done without government involvement, which is always nice.

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    2. Re:good and bad... by double-oh+three · · Score: 1, Funny

      'The Complaint asks the Court of Common Pleas of Allegheny County to award punitive damages against DoubleClick in the amount of $500 per class member, as well as compensatory damages in the amount of $5.00 per deceptive advertising banner issued by DoubleClick. The Complaint also seeks an order enjoining DoubleClick from issuing similar Internet advertising banners in the future.' -from the lawsuit website. That's a lot of pennies... (5,000 to be exact)

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    3. Re:good and bad... by Rich+Dougherty · · Score: 1

      It can definitely take more than a few seconds A person at my workplace shut down their computer (it was "under attack") and then contacted me for support.

      At least 5 minutes of wasted time, plus a lot of hassle.

    4. Re:good and bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only people tjhat could walk away better off (financially) are the lawyers.
      Doubleclick are assholes. We're in zero-sum with them. Anything that hurts them, helps us. Their pain is our pleasure.
    5. Re:good and bad... by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Insightful
      let's be honest here... the 'class' will get jack shit if this case is successful.

      If it puts doubleclick out of business, I win, even if I get no money.

      If it hurts doubleclick, I win, even if I get no money.

      If it sends a message to doubleclick and others that some of the things they are doing on the internet are illegal and helps curb partices like installing crap on your system that you don't want and never accepted, then I really win, even if I get no money.

      And if it keep these lawyers busy in a suit against doubleclick rather than asuit against someone who does not deserve it, I'll consider that a win too.

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    6. Re:good and bad... by thgreatoz · · Score: 1
      Plus it's done without government involvement, which is always nice.

      If they're going to court, the government IS involved. The judicial branch is part of the government.

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    7. Re:good and bad... by thdexter · · Score: 1

      Uh, this isn't legislation through litigation. This is enforcement of existing code via litigation. The Department of Justice is the appropriate government agency, here, because it's the executive branch's responsibility to enforce the laws.

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    8. Re:good and bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Judicial Activism.

      The judges won't go by the law, they'll make their own. Seems to be the trend these days.

    9. Re:good and bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The legislative branch of the government exists to approve the budget and to pass legislation. When it gets too specific in its legislation, it frequently makes mistakes and accidentally tramples the rights of individual and corporate citizens. When it's too general, the executive branch doesnt know how or what to enforce, in some cases, as in this one, it simply fails to enforce existing code.

      In terms of being too specific, the new bill assuming a worth of over 2k dollars for _any_ copyrighted material (i believe this is accurate) that could be accessed on the net could be a great candidate...a felony for posting "a poem about my rights" on the net?....on the other side...Doubleclick is an example of the judiciary dealing with a law that is appropriately general...

      In both extremes, the judicial branch is key and shouldnt be scoffed at. It is NOT legislation through litigation, but rather a stern and more impartial party saying to the executive branch that this here looks a hell of a lot like false advertising...shouldnt you be enforcing it as such? The fact that the judicial branch needs to do so isnt the lawyers fault, but rather an indication that either the executive branch or legislature have been asleep at the wheel.

    10. Re:good and bad... by fermion · · Score: 1
      Amen to that. Lawsuits are certainly an ineffecient method of consumer protection, but it is the one of the few avenues left. Most of the government is under corporate control, and with the current so-called 'lawsuit abuse' legislation, which is really just a further erosion of consumer protection laws, the judical branch may soon become just as useless.

      While some would disagree with you statement that the government is not involved, the fact is they are not primarily involved. They are involved, but no more than if one was driving down a US highway, buying food at the store, or just sitting in your house.

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    11. Re:good and bad... by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      The judicial branch is part of the government.
      Don't worry - in a few years the judicial branch will have been subverted by the corporate machine as well. At that point we can go back to solving problems like this the old fashioned way ;-)
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  41. The Ultimate Answer to Banners Pop Ups and E'thing by reynaert · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Just add a few lines to your host file.

    Rather crude, but highly effective.

  42. Wrong audience! by r4lv3k · · Score: 1

    If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting," you are probably not reader of Slashdot!

  43. Apply that to gay and abortion rights... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you see what was meant by the "tyranny of the majority".

    1. Re:Apply that to gay and abortion rights... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is nothing wrong with tyrany of the majority as long at you are part of the majority

  44. Misleading can be clever by bencvt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I agree that DoubleClick's advertising practices are misleading, unethical, and just plain stupid.

    On the other hand... Does anyone remember those Orkin commercials where it looks like a cockroach is crawling across your screen? Clever advertising, even if it is misleading. There was a lawsuit a while back by some idiot woman who threw her shoe at the TV when she saw the ad. If I remember correctly, she lost the lawsuit, as she should have.

    True, it's a slightly different scenario for this DoubleClick lawsuit. The key difference is that in the cockroach commercial, it's /obviously/ a commercial. Not so for those damn DoubleClick ads, to the moderately-literate computer user.

    IMHO, the best eventual outcome of this DoubleClick lawsuit would be some laws requiring Internet advertisers (operating in the U.S. of course, sigh) mark their ads as such, with a big red "ADVERTISEMENT" in the upper left corner. Sort of like newspaper ads.

    1. Re:Misleading can be clever by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I don't think the cockroach commercial is comparable. Doubleclick is tricking people into doing something. Actually I thought the cockroach commercial was pretty cool, and they made it perfectly clear it was commercial when the guy on TV "killed" it.

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    2. Re:Misleading can be clever by srowen · · Score: 1

      But, DoubleClick does not create the ads, right? They are just serving them. So why is the suit not against the actual advertisers?

    3. Re:Misleading can be clever by Java+no+not+that+jav · · Score: 1, Insightful

      because doubleclick has the $$$

    4. Re:Misleading can be clever by Kelz · · Score: 1

      There was a lawsuit a while back by some idiot woman who threw her shoe at the TV when she saw the ad.

      Must have either been very stupid or live near a nuclear testing ground, as the cockroaches on those commercials were HUGE on my 25" tv. Besides, why would you sue because you threw a shoe at your tv? Very hard to knock a tv off a table with a shoe.

  45. Re:Don't be stupid ... or we'll end up like Califo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Just look at their smoking laws!

    That is such a bad example and it makes you look like such an idiot for bringing it up.

  46. don't know who gets tricked by jr87 · · Score: 1

    I have never heard from anybody I know (many are quite close to computer illiterate) who have clicked on these ads. I think it is hard to mistake them for error messages or anything else, but I do agree that even the attempt to decieve users is wrong.

    1. Re:don't know who gets tricked by gvc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The ads often appear with fake window frames, so that the X takes you to the advertised site. You don't have to be that much of a bumpkin to be taken in.

    2. Re:don't know who gets tricked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if you've never had anyone you know get worried because of those ads then you must not know *that* many people who aren't terribly computer literate.

      I've had family members and I've had consulting clients who I've had to explain the situation to. With the family members it's fairly easy because they aren't (usually) going to question whether you know what you're talking about, but it's a d*mn pain in the ass when it's a non-knowledgable consulting client. You've told them one thing, but a message that popped up on their computer told them something different. Do they believe you or "Windows"?

      In the "real world" deceptive advertising practices are illegal. This ought to apply to double-click just as much as anyone else.

  47. Exactly. Seen != Fooled. by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1
    Exactly the point I was about to make, sir.

    Even if I had to only roll above a 1 on a sanity check to avoid clicking on it, I still had to roll that sanity check, and thus I was inconvenienced.

  48. Re:The Ultimate Answer to Banners Pop Ups and E'th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or use mozilla userContent.css to filter out the images

  49. Re:The Ultimate Answer to Banners Pop Ups and E'th by reynaert · · Score: 1

    Oh, that's pretty damn cool. Here's an explanation so others won't have to do the googling again :) It apparently works in Opera, too.

  50. Stupid is as stupid does... by jfabermit · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The intelligence of computer users has nothing to do with the merits of the suit. Let's face it, legal rules cannot assume that people will be smart, since everyone is often dumb, and many people are always dumb.

    That said, advertisers have never been allowed to make patently false claims. Just because these adds were on the internet, and not on TV, or radio, or in a magazine has no bearing on anything. Given the amount of latitude they have to stretch, bend, and massage the truth, it should be enough. Suing for outright lies seems pretty reasonable, and the couple cents per person they get in damages will make a nice symbolic warning.

  51. DoubleClick is good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..for Ad-filters.
    Blocking *.doubleclick.com is very effective!

  52. Query... by honess_jb · · Score: 1

    Maybe my memory is fuzzy, but doesn't the former head of PR or some similar position for DoubleClick now work under Ashcroft? Possible conflict of interest here or am I being too conspiritorial?

    1. Re:Query... by djeaux · · Score: 5, Informative
      Nuala O'Connor, DoubleClick's vice president for data protection and chief privacy officer, began Aug. 13, 2001, as the Commerce Department's deputy director of the Office of Policy and Strategic Planning & in 2002, became Chief Counsel for Technology. I don't think Ashcroft heads the Commerce Department, but you're almost "close enough for government work":
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      "Obviously, I'm not an IBM computer any more than I'm an ashtray" (Bob Dylan)
  53. Re:Don't be stupid ... or we'll end up like Califo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US Constitution was crafted to protect citizens from the government as well as protect citizens from majority rule. Oh, and for 1 other reason; provide for the common defense. Everything else listed in it goes towards these 3 goals.

  54. Not tech savvy by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1
    Or take my mother. She's 52 by now, she's timid with computers, and it's been a bit of a struggle to convince her to deal with real system messages without running to us and panicking.

    If she doesn't have written instructions on the exact steps to take to perform an operation on the computer, she can't do it. (After the first month of doing it regularly, she usually can do without the instructions. Until then, we have to walk her through it again and again.)

    Things on the internet are even less clear to her. It took me an hour to convince her that it was okay for me to sign up for a free e-mail address, and that I would not be charged because Hotmail paid for itself by showing me banner ads. She's not stupid; she has a bachelor's degree in biology. (Her specialty was pond scum, which ought to make her understand the minds of the doubleclick advertisers perfectly, but I digress).

    It's not a matter of intelligence. She just doesn't know computers.

    1. Re:Not tech savvy by Jaycatt · · Score: 1
      I agree with you completely. I've always thought one could substitute "cars" for "computers" and in both cases, intelligence doesn't really enter into it. If you don't know computers, you can't interpret their messages correctly. If you don't know cars, you can't interpret their messages correctly either.

      I once had a "check engine" light on (that took a dealer $50 to "fix") because the ignition had been turned on without the air filter installed. Nothing to do with the engine per-se (although it could have been, since there wasn't an "air filter" light).

      Same thing with messages that say "Your computer is not secure!" Could be that the software they are selling may actually make your computer more secure (just like the engine light could actually indicate a problem with the engine).

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      "Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. Thus we refute entropy" - Spider Robinson
  55. Firewall by certsoft · · Score: 1
    The firewall I use (an old Webramp 700s) allows blocking web sites based on domain name, doubleclick.com (and it's variations) were the first domains I added.

    I suspect many firewalls offer the same feature.

  56. What about corporations? by VCAGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shouldn't they be able to get in on the lawsuit? After all, if a user gets tricked by a FUI in a large company, it's usually IT that has to deal with it--that means added support costs.

    --
    Q: "Why do sound techs say 'check 1, 2'?"
    A: "Cause if they could count any higher they'd be lighting techs."
  57. If they were really really evil... by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1

    ...they'd detect the OS, and serve up an appropriately-themed banner ad.

    1. Re:If they were really really evil... by bentcd · · Score: 1

      When 99% of the target audience all use one single OS (one OS to fool them all and in the darkness bill them), there can be some doubt as to the marginal benefit from supporting any other OSes.

      --
      sigs are hazardous to your health
    2. Re:If they were really really evil... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Not only that, but since the line between OS and IE is so blurry, its so easy to wright these click and "oh shit" scripts. Some Operating Systems simply run the OS as a userspace program, the way it was meant to be. Of course, certain other operating systems limit what software users can install in the first place.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  58. I want to play too by frovingslosh · · Score: 0, Redundant
    " If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting," you could be part of the class.

    So only stupid people get to be in this class?

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    I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
  59. IAMALBIPOSD.... by LaminatorX · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There are sone real gems in the complaint...

    From the Statement of Facts:

    19. In a diabolical scheme to deceive computer users into misdirecting their computers to Internet sites of defendant's clients...
    (emphasis mine)

    Ya gotta love a lawyer with the balls to characerize something as "diabolical;" not merely "greedy," "unethical," or even simply "fraudulent." They called this behavior worthy of the devil himself.

    From Claims:

    47. Defendants knowingly and intentionally made false statements of existing material facts.
    48. Defendants intended for class members to rely on their material misrepresentations as fact.

    Hopefully this is a slam-dunk. The fact that they disguised their "puffery" such that people didn't realize they were ads gained them more clicks, but hopefully also a level of "reliance" beyond the low level that usually shields advertizing hyperbole from fraud claims.

    Hopefully it won't stop here. The $505 per plaintif ($500 punative damages and an amusing $5 compensatory damages) has some teeth, but the most wronged parties aren't the ignorant clickers, but the ISPs who are paying to shuffle this crap back and forth. I keep wondering when the ISPs are going to sue spammers and junk ad pushers for some sort of trespass/DOS. Now they'd have a case for compensatory damages...

    1. Re:IAMALBIPOSD.... by thdexter · · Score: 1

      Well, diabolical is really the right word here; in Christianity the devil exists only to further lies and deceit.

      --
      I'm on a road shaped like a figure eight; I'm going nowhere but I'm guaranteed to be late.
  60. about time by efflux · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I've been absolutely furious about these ads for quite some time now. I run into them all the time. I haven't clicked on any, but I was certain that it would confuse a lot of people who were having difficulty navigating their computers anyways.

    What I find to be a cleverer advertising method is to have your ads built into little games that pop up. I've been distracted by one in particular from IBM where you have to put different shapes into their respective slots before the timer runs out. Exactly like this kid's game that a childhood friend of mine (don't remember the name of it though). If some ad threw out a tetris game, it'd be all over for me.

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    Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes. -- Walt Whitman
    1. Re:about time by c0wh · · Score: 1
      The game was called "Perfection," if I understand you correctly.

      Google Search: pop goes perfection

  61. Re:Don't be stupid ... or we'll end up like Califo by barfomar · · Score: 2, Informative

    The average user in this class will be lucky if they get 50 cents. The lawyers who filed it will probably net a few million. The only "user" (probably the lawyer's brother in law) who will get anything (perhaps few thousand bucks) is the guy with his name at the top of the complaint. At best, it's right-off for Double-Click, an annuity for a few lawyers (who will spend it on expensive trinkets), and a miniscule amount of job security for copier and paper mill workers. That's the way we keep cash sloshing around in our economy. It's what technologically advanced societies do to avoid boredom and the Third World has to look forward to. It's only a game.

  62. Me Not Stupid by tds67 · · Score: 0

    Help, help!!! I'm being redressed!

  63. Strange Buttons by tobocop · · Score: 0

    Hah, I knew that it had to be a fake! I've always wondered "when did I install a Microsoft Windows skin in my KDE?".

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    Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have
  64. "all advertising is fraudulent" by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    Hold on. Your early post claimed "all advertising is fraudulent". Now you claim honest ads are "practically nonexistant", ie some exist. Make your mind up! Or perhaps all your first posts are inaccurate...

    1. Re:"all advertising is fraudulent" by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      It is physically possible, but I cannot say I have ever seen such an ad. It is impossible to prove a negative, which is why I said "practically" nonexistant. Practically speaking, such a "bare data" advertisement would never be published. In fact, regarding such an ad, there would be no need for the advertising industry, now would there? Anyone can compile a list of items and prices. Not anyone can master the art of manipulative fraud... that takes a college degree.

      --

      Stupid people make stupid things profitable.
    2. Re:"all advertising is fraudulent" by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Bare data advertising is everywhere. You probably don't think of it as advertising because it doesn't bother you, and therefore don't classify it that way. And either you're lying or you never leave the house if you say you've *never* seen an ad that simply posted a price without any sort of hootenany. The parents example of a Harry Potter sign is quite relevant, since the majority of the stores I've seen advertising the new Harry Potter have exactly that on them - no lowest price claim, no hot babe, just the title, some images from the cover, and a price.

    3. Re:"all advertising is fraudulent" by yintercept · · Score: 1
      Not anyone can master the art of manipulative fraud... that takes a college degree.

      You've done a good job showing the world view of the embittered college professors that pollute students' mind. These professors teach marketers to deceive, then the students go out and deceive.

      The truth of the matter though, is that the best sales people are generally those without a college education and who do their utmost best to be upstanding in their dealings.

      The embittered professor that denounces society is also a strange beast. They basically say that everyone out there is out to deceive. Guess what? They are a person? They are out their? The truth of the matter is that the people who accept the world view that all is based on deception are more likely to deceive.

      I personally, say that advertising and deception are independent ideas. I also state that ads run degrees from being informative to being deceptive. I also state that the goal of a large segment of advertising is simple accurate portrayal of a product. This is all verifiable. Look at the different catalogs, news paper ads and the like and see how much if it is just about conveying information.

      A few minutes ago, I looked at the arts section of the paper. It told me the different shows in town, where they are playing. Some had pictures from the show, most just had dates.

      The really sad truth is that far too many people have fallen for kaltkalt's negative world view and we see company after company wasting tons of money on deceptive advertising, not realizing that informative ads are generally more effective.

  65. And Today's Funniest News Story Is... by tds67 · · Score: 0
    ...right here.
    Gerald Ford at 90 reflects on his presidency, prays for Bush

    When I'm that old, I'll probably do the same.

  66. They deserve it! by KC7GR · · Score: 5, Informative

    DoubleClick's entire business model is based on gross invasion of what little privacy we have left, intensive data mining, consumer profiling, spamming, etc., ad nauseum. Far as I'm concerned, they deserve this!

    Some examples: In 1998, the spammed Princeton U, trolling for job candidates. In June of 2003, DoubleClick announced their own so-called anti-spam initiatives that, according to the article, will "focus on finding out how consumers identify spam, to give marketers a better idea of how they can avoid being unfairly singled out as spammers." (For the record, spam is any E-mail received that tries to sell you something or, in the case of political spam, get your vote, and that you did not ask for).

    Want more? No problem. In 2001, DoubleClick two unnamed E-mail marketing companies to, according to a quote in the article from CBS's Market Watch, "increase its junk e-mail capabilities."

    Still not convinced? How about this thread over at the Firewall-Wizards site from 1999?

    In summary, it looks like DoubleClick has long attempted to redefine spam as "That Which We Do Not Do." It also appears that their ethics are questionable at best, especially in light of those FUI banners on web pages.

    DoubleClick, if you're reading this... You brought it on yourselves, and you have nothing but your own shady practices to blame. May you go down in a nice, pretty set of multicolored flames, and may the ashes be used as space filler for the next five Great Deconstructed Architectural Makeovers in FunFun Town. Nick Danger could probably use a new office...

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    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

    1. Re:They deserve it! by starling · · Score: 1

      Their business model is based abusing people's inclination to trust strangers. As is that of the entire advertising industry.

      In evolutionary terms that trust is a survival trait, but the downside is that it opens a niche for parasites to exploit. This class action suit is society's way of scratching to get rid of a particularly irritating flea.

    2. Re:They deserve it! by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      For the record, spam is any E-mail received that tries to sell you something or, in the case of political spam, get your vote, and that you did not ask for
      Spam is unsolicited bulk email/posting/messaging. Doesn't have to be commercial or political or religious or anything; it doesn't even have to make sense. Sending an excerpt of /dev/random to a lot of people who didn't ask for it is spam.
  67. False advertising, but what $$$ harm? by bagofbeans · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought plaintiff has to prove a harm with money value. What is that for clicking a diversion site? Different if the diversion instantly installs nasty-ware without further confirmation, but I don't think that's the case.

    1. Re:False advertising, but what $$$ harm? by KC7GR · · Score: 1

      I know, bad form replying to my own thread, but... Your comment reminded me of another thing. DoubleClick has indeed used their technology to install "nasty-ware," in the form of web bugs, on the machines of those who were misled enough to click on their banner ads.

      Thanks for the nudge. I'd overlooked that.

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      Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

      Blue Feather Technologies

    2. Re:False advertising, but what $$$ harm? by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

      A web bug (and related cookie) is a normal practice (in the sense it uses standard html), and it doesn't modify the user's computer. It just identifies it.

      That's not the same as installing software without consent, or executing a java/ActiveX nasty that modifies the user's computer in some way (eg change home page, as trivial example). Even those... what is the $ value of the damage?

    3. Re:False advertising, but what $$$ harm? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft can pay part of their fine in the form of software, should Doubleclick be forced to serve out a few billion more ads?

      At first I was doing this just to be silly. But then I thought, wait a minute. Free advertising for non-profit groups like the Red Cross, United Way, etc. might be a useful form of punishment.

      Still no replacement for losing a whopping big bag of cash, though.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  68. What about Windoze then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Class action law suits for SUI?

    Shitty

    User

    Interface

    But seriously, this ranks right up there with suing for being burnt by hot coffee that is hot everytime you get it but because you didn't see a warning label you get paid big bux for your ignorance. Anyway the class can be sued by a class action lawsuit for defacing the good image of internet users with at least a double digit IQ?
  69. Re:The Ultimate Answer to Banners Pop Ups and E'th by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    Oh, that's pretty damn cool. Here's an explanation so others won't have to do the googling again :) It apparently works in Opera, too.


    What you linked to is an explanation of how to use css to block ads, what the parent linked to is how to block ads using the hosts file.

  70. Behold, The Holy Grail! by Xenoran · · Score: 1

    'Tis true, a tool which can elimate virtually all ads, no matter what browser you're using! {Insert cheap heavenly jingle} The Proxomitron! http://www.google.com/search?q=proxomitron I'm suprised no one else mentioned this one yet...

  71. Of course Double Click's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ads don't work when your on a Mac or Linux.

    Another reason to switch to Windows!

    Then again if you use a Mac and join the class, then you really are stupid.

  72. RE Doubleclick can't afford to loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is good.
    When they lose they won't be able to aford any more damn ads period.

  73. localhost the bastards! by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    I find blank spots in web pages preferable to deceptive ads. Given the sheer volume of garbage progagated by a small number of sources, entries like the following in you hosts file are surprisingly effective: 127.0.0.1 doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ln.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 m.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.ca.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.de.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.es.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.fr.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.it.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.jp.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.kr.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.nl.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.no.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.se.doubleclick.net 127.0.0.1 ad.uk.doubleclick.net

  74. If you don't Mozilla you're computer illiterate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  75. Sue AOL and Juno also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone else noticed the deceptive advertising that AOL and Juno have been using in their latest marketing campaigns?

    AOL: "Sign up now and experience the REAL internet"

    This is targeted towards people who are not computer/internet savy. Aol is trying to fool the uneducated users into thinking that there is more than one internet, and by signing up with them you get the real deal.

    Juno: "Don't you wish you your ISP would let you visit any site you wanted to?"

    This is targeted towards people who again are not computer/internet savy and will think that they have to pay extra to visit websites.

    Why are they allowed to intentionally mislead people like this?

  76. The problem with this lawsuite... by Dunark · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... is going to be finding enough people who are willing to testify that they were stupid enough to click on the silly ads.

  77. Why not set up a local Proxy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you could just block all traffic from sites like double click, and gator, or who ever.
    Mozilla is the better browser of course but at least with aproxy you could create a sort of safty net to weed out the worst offenders. And you users could use which ever web enabled software they wanted.

    1. Re:Why not set up a local Proxy? by jtheory · · Score: 1

      Actually, my router lets me block selected addresses (or I could map them to 127.0.0.1 in the HOSTS file)... I haven't gotten around to it yet.

      Good point, though - she doesn't need to switch from IE.

      --
      There are only 10 types of people: those who understand decimal, those who don't, and, uh, 8 other types I forget.
  78. Hold on, *I* was tricked. by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    Quite simply, they put small Windows-like -[]X sets in the corner, and if you click on them, it takes you to their ad. They also put a "close" button there. Click unthinkingly (oh, yeah, another popup. Let me close it... whoops), and you get diverted to their adspace.

    So yeah, I've been tricked.

    But that said, I cannot see this lawsuit as a good thing. They're bad. They're evil, though not extremely so. But yeah, they're evil. But does that justify even more evil [which lawsuits, being an economic type of warfare really are]?

    This is kindof how I view the US Government vs. Al Quaida. Should I really be rooting for one side or the other? Both have regularly demonstrated that they are evil. Heaven forbid! I'd rather root for both to survive another day, and learn to be good instead, even if there was only a slim chance of that happening.

    In the same way, I can't root for DoubleClick or the ClassActionLawsuit. I'd rather that both sides just learned how to behave.

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  79. Re:Don't be stupid ... or we'll end up like Califo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did I know someone would comment on the McDonald's coffe case?

    Check this out: The woman was served 200F coffee, and the putz at the window dumped it on her lap. She suffered 3rd degree burns on her thighs, stomach, and groin area, and had to have her son quit his job to help take care of her. They weren't looking for cash either, just help with the medical bills. The amount they sued for was less than McDonald's makes on coffee alone in a 48 hour period.

    PS - The twinkie defense is a BS story too.

  80. Lose, not loose! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're not gonna "loose" you idiot, they're gonna "lose." Cripes, you're the 3rd person to make this mistake, and you did it twice! Was it strange double-typo, some really clever play on words, or did you skip 5th grade English class?

  81. /usr/bin/cynicism --on by Alethes · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting," you could be part of the class.

    Yeah, the special education class.

    1. Re:/usr/bin/cynicism --on by UberLord · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the special education class.

      I can't believe this got modded as funny.

      Both my parents have Masters Degrees in Maths and yet both have been suckered in by these fake ad's. Somehow I don't think that they'll ever need "Special Education" classes.

      However, they may need to take a class which allows them to understand the difference an advertisment on the web and a real computer error message.

      It's also elitest attitudes like yours that really piss the average user off. Try helping your fellow man instead of dissing them!

    2. Re:/usr/bin/cynicism --on by jesser · · Score: 1

      I was in a "special education" class during elementary school because I'm a geek, so I'm confused by you using it as an insult.

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    3. Re:/usr/bin/cynicism --on by Mikeydude750 · · Score: 0

      Same here...I am by no means a stupid person, but I have been roped into special education nevertheless.

  82. There might be illegal evidence on your PC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Click here to eliminate it!

    Links mangled because we already get the idea.

    ~~~

  83. Re:Don't be stupid ... or we'll end up like Califo by bentcd · · Score: 1

    While coffee may be served hot, most outlets choose not to serve it at lava temperatures. And then of course, others, like McD, calculate exactly how much they can profit from deliberately maiming their customers for life, then go merrily ahead and do it.

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  84. Blocking Doubleclick by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I have been wondering for some time whether people would be willing to pay for an Internet service with an aggressive anti-spam and advert-blocking policy.

    I know some people know how to accomplish this for free, and best of luck to them. What I'm wondering is, are consumers ready to pay for the convenience of having this set up for them?

    Maybe there is a market for a local ISP with value-added features like parental control, advert-blocking and a human being at the end of a phone line. {Sort of like what AOL would have us believe them to be, but for real}.

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  85. Fraud? by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    Is it fraud if the fraud requires you to be a pinhead to fall for it?

    But I guess that's not what this is about. There are plenty of people who have intelligence enough to justify their oxygen consumption who know little enough about computers to not recognize, for instance, that the "window" they're clicking on is embedded within another window, or that it is windows-style and they're using a mac.

    I suppose it's really no different than a dishonest auto mechanic relying on the ignorance of drivers to to defraud them.

  86. Some aren't as easy as just hitting the 'x'... by chrisbro · · Score: 1

    There seems to be a new breed of "popups" that are actually just flash animations that come up on the screen over whatever you're reading. A lot of the more respectable companies doing this usually have a pixel-wide "Close" button to stop it, but some come to the middle of the page and WILL NOT GO AWAY. They're designed to look like a "FUI" with the windows buttons and all, but since it's a flash ad, even clicking the 'x' or 'close window' that they usually put up there will bring up the website. The only way out of it is to just forget about the site or reload and hope it doesn't get generated again. Or turn off flash :) A lot of people don't or won't know how to, though.

  87. Unfortunately won't get anywhere. by Jade+E.+2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No matter what they do, DoubleClick will always, repeatedly, be able to claim a mistrial for conflict of interest. After all, where in the US are you going to find a Judge that doesn't hate banner ads? (Then again, maybe that's why they filed it in PA...)

    1. Re:Unfortunately won't get anywhere. by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      And if I'm on trial for child pornography I could motion for a mistrial due to conflict of interests because the judge hates child pornography. I doubt my motion would pass, but i could file it.

    2. Re:Unfortunately won't get anywhere. by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      It's not whether or not the Judge has an opinion about the topic in question. I'm sure most judges have opinions about all sorts of things. The only time it can really be a mistrial is if court proceedings are not followed, or the judges decision is unfairly influenced by his own personal opinion (a guilty ruling when the trial shows a substantial ammount of evidence to decide not guilty, as an example).

  88. *ahem* by skinfitz · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting," you could be part of the class.

    If you've ever been tricked by one of _those_ ads then what are you doing reading /. ? Get yourself back to AOL and stop getting big ideas.

  89. What I entered: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Greetings,

    My name's ##########. I do a bit of donation tech work for the local church, friends, family, and have fun tinkering with computers (Linux and Windows) in general. I consider myself quite fluent in technological matters.

    I've been on the net' since 1994. Then the web was clean and straight forward. It was '98 when the ads came about as an idea of making money, an idea that I like since it could support websites. Then, nasty ads that use hacks in Internet Explorer started coming out of places like DoubleClick and "partners" that would do a multitude of things.

    Some DC (doubleclick) ads would go FullScreen and you would be forced to click on the ad to make it dissappear. The only way around that was + to switch out of Internet Explorer. I've seen the ads for these places be anywaere from Spyware to XXX dialers that encouraged and/or lied to you do get you to use. One person I know was hit by the xxx dialer, but didnt have a modem in that machine.

    Other DC ads would actually use the hacks to illegitimately put files on my hard drive (not talking about web cache). One put files into c:/wow/ . I never did use the files, and they re-appeared after certain ads that DC sponsored. It seems that DC never checked for legitimate ads. I consider hacking a web browser like this to be illegal entry, but I have no way of "proving this". It could be an 'accident', but I doubt it.

    The most recent ads that DC sponsored totally mislead many people I help, along with doing things to my other computers. Like I said earlier, I use Linux. I've seen recent DB ads that totally lock up Mozilla (a free web browser for Windows, Linux, Mac...) and Konqueror, the embedded Web browser for KDE desktop for Linux. Other common ads are for Gator, Wetherbug, and other assortement of SPYware that tracks, reports, and popups ads on your desktop EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURFING THE WEB. And when one of these spyware pieces of garbage get in your system, it hooks to many places so that you cant uninstall it.

    Bandwidth cost for dealing with these ads along with time lost attemping to remove spyware associated (wth 1 windows reinstall) would at least be 700$.

    If anything, I'm not anti-advertisement. I'm against misleading ads, system crippling ads, and other hard-to-get-rid-of problems that these ads and the adware they shove on you. If you could, please contact me back for information about this suit.

    Graciously,
    ##############

    (address block)

    As a disclaimer about this email, I hereby enter this email into PUBLIC DOMAIN. I allow this to be entered into evidence to court either as partial or whole contents.

  90. academia??? by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    That's kind of a stretch. Well maybe they harp against advertising to prove their own "intelligence". Yes, you aren't affected by ads, you're smart, now shut up and move along.

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  91. lame babe examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow... that google link shows some lame ass sci-fi conventions. I guess any woman who shows up at
    one of those is automatically a "babe".

  92. The one that pissed me off the most... by zapp · · Score: 1

    was one that looked just like an AOL instant messenger window. It was an animated gif and the "content" of the ad was delivered as messages being sent to me.
    Being signed on and talking to a few people at the time, it almost had me.

    Oh, and other things that suck:
    flash ads that float around the page
    ads that make noise
    windows that turn off the windowing frame (no close button, etc).
    windows that appear off screen

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    1. Re:The one that pissed me off the most... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      windows that appear off screen

      Wow. Yeah, those are pretty scary. Once I reached for my Kleenex box next to the monitor and I accidentally blew my nose on one. Who knows where those things have been?

  93. Precedent says . . . by jgaynor · · Score: 3, Informative

    Precedent may have already lost them their case:

    http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/03/05/28/173228.shtml? tid=123&tid=99

    Will they, as opposed to the purple monkey people, have to pay damages though? One could argue that knowing the outcome of the above case meant they KNEW that what they were doing was illegal.

    Either way I dont care, doubleclick is dev/nulled out in my hosts file :).

    1. Re:Precedent says . . . by sarcasticninja · · Score: 1

      It was a settlement; no precedent was set.

    2. Re:Precedent says . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which one ? In the time I used the Hosts-list trick to try to filter them out I had six of them. All of them .doubleclick.net , but having different prefixes. www, ad , ad.?? and others :-(

      Luckily I've got a more generic URL filter installed now, which discards *anything containing .doubleclick. :-)

  94. Phooey by drfreak · · Score: 1

    Love the new acronym. hehe

  95. bare data" advertisement examples by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    Supermarket newspaper stuffers like the RiteAid ones are often just lists of products and prices. That's it. No claims of being cheapest, nor claims that the products are the best.

    The new car ads are typically quite different, along the lines you mention.

    1. Re:bare data" advertisement examples by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it says something along the lines of how special their sale prices are. And then there is the implicit fraud... I'm sure there is a hot semi-naked female on the front of the ad, which implicitly says "buy a dozen bananas and get laid by this hot girl with big tits." And I'm sure the pictures of the products look a lot better in the ad than they do in reality (e.g. a picture of a big mac on tv vs. what you really get at mcdonalds). It's all fraudulent. Showing a bigmac that looks infinitely more delicious than the ones you actually buy is fraud. There is extrinsic fraud and intrinsic fraud.

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      Stupid people make stupid things profitable.
    2. Re:bare data" advertisement examples by Slurpee · · Score: 1

      I just checked my local newspaper, in the "entertainment" section it lists adverts from cinemas. Most of the cinemas advertised a list of movies, times they played, and how much. Thats it.

      How is this deceptive? Unless their prices were wrong, or times.

    3. Re:bare data" advertisement examples by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      The cinemas sell the movies. The advertisements for the movies ("This summer's funniest film!") are for the cinemas, as well as the movie makers. Those ads are on the same page, and they are all paid for by the same people. The fraud is at the top of the page, and a listing of when the fraud is being sold is at the bottom. I don't see that as making the bottom part of the page legitimate.

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    4. Re:bare data" advertisement examples by Slurpee · · Score: 1

      There were no adverts for particular movies. Even if there were, these is not the advert I was talking about.

      I was talking about particular cinemas buying advertising space to advertise what time they have movies on, and at what cost. This is not a fraud.

      Sure, an advert for a film may be a fraud, but the cinema advertising on *when* the film was showing is not.

      you are pushing your point too far. Admit you are wrong. Not *all* advertising is fraudulant.

      If you still need more examples, go to a classifieds section of the newspaper. (For an online example check: http://www.tradingpost.com.au). There are lots of adverts there for garage sales, pet animals, baby cots and whatever else you want to buy (privately). Not all of them are frauds (some may be). Most have a 2 line description of the item, plus the cost. Hardly a fraud.

  96. Not only that... by gotr00t · · Score: 1
    But even though I haven't used old primitive DOS for a long time now, I know enough, and almost everyone should know enough, to realize that DOS has no buttons, unlike that stupid advertisement that looks kinda like a DOS prompt, saying that the computer is not optimized, and has an OK button right next to it.

    Moreover, the GUI elements of KDE are unlike those of Windows, which is what they usually in those FUI advertisements, and I could easily tell which ones are real and which ones are fake (belive it or not, there are some real GUI element banners where you can select some things, and THEN click on it to take you to the results.)

  97. Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people ought to sue themselves for being such complete boobs.

  98. MOD PARENT UP as FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nuff said

  99. Windows FUI on my Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The programmers at DoubleClick are coding wizards...they must have spent months getting Windows APIs to work on my Mac. I don't even need to have Virtual PC running to access these important system messages...

    1. Re:Windows FUI on my Mac by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      I've always been dissapointed that they didn't do any basic browser sniffing to serve up the appropriate misleading dialog boxes. I mean, c'mon, at least *try* to trick me.

      Slackers.

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    2. Re:Windows FUI on my Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen the ads and one of them is a memory improvement software for the PC.. so for them there's no point sniffing.. they couldn't sell it to you anyways ;)

  100. Monopolosoft messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are all imitations of Monopolo$oft messages, so those who do not submit themselves to Windows are not affected. Now it is a well-known fact that Windows users receive a continuous and annoying amount of system messages. So what could be more natural for someone stupid enough to use Windows than to click on the fake message? After all, they pollute the internet with those irresistable clicks on "WouldYouLikeToHaveAfivePoundPenis" ads, don't they?

  101. barking up the wrong tree? by sniggly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    WHy do they sue doubleclick? When benneton had an 'inappropriate' billboard at some time benneton had to fix it, not the ad agency nor the billboard owner... crazy stuff..

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  102. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  103. Hmmm... by Tyrdium · · Score: 1

    Under claims: 51. Defendants unreasonably interfered with Class members' use and enjoyment of their property through a pattern and practice of deceptive advertising banners that caused Class members to unknowing divert their time, attention, work, and computer hardware to the purpose of broadcasting defendants' website.

    If the suit goes through, this could be great for the anti-spam movement (for lack of a better term). Just replace "banners" with "emails". A great deal of the spam I get has deceptive subject lines, such as "I've missed you" "We need to talk", or even "I'm suing you". It wouldn't stop all spam, but it would at least reduce the amount of spam that's harder to filter...

  104. Re:Damn - fooled again FTC Not! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    I think it should be the FTC dealing with it not class action lawsuits.

    Except that they're not!

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  105. Boy I am that stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I did it thousands of times, just waiting for this type of action...Gator next, followed by Xupiter. I smell retirement!

  106. Part of the class? by crashnbur · · Score: 1
    If you've ever been tricked by one of those ads telling you that your "connection is not optimized" or that you have "1 new message waiting," you could be part of the class.
    To be part of that class and to read Slashdot would be quite an interesting accomplishment. Who in this forum would be willing to admit that?!

    Of course, you could take the word "class" a step further and suggest that (1) such people need to take a class or two on how the Internet works or (2) such people should not take such classes because they are a waste of time and don't teach you how the Internet really works.

  107. The problem by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    They made things that looked like windows diaglog boxes including [x] to close them that were all part of the picture so if you clicked on the internal x it would jump to the site. The internet is just like a giant bazaar for snake oil salesmen.

  108. Going to take some flack but... by Faith_Healer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This lawsuit seems rather frightening to me, if these guys win and this is declared to be fraudulent practice, then this could have huge implications for programing. I would hate to have to have to reference a chart and make sure that any GUIs I built did not resemble any of the system boxes from every operateing system out there. Notice that, the add that they display as an example looks like a windows box. Did the original programers intend to market to a mac audience and not even bother to make sure that their banners did not look like a windows system message? Prehaps they were marketing to a linux useing audience. And when you click the add you do get a message. I would say that any advertisement would be clasified as a message. Also I am sure that some system did help in the creation of that message, so how on earth would that window be missrepresenting themselves any one. I guess that people can be fooled by any thing. Oh and on a last not any one who wants to buy the full quit claim deed to our nations capatiol can call me, its a wonderfull piece of property. Lets grow up and not blame everyone for the ignorance of a few.

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  109. No it's not, you idiot by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    False advertizing is illegal it's against the damn law and that is a government regulation. In any event, the law that says you can't post fake highway signs dosn't say you can't do it because only highway signs can be put up by the government, it just says you can't do it.

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    1. Re:No it's not, you idiot by croddy · · Score: 1

      this was too easy.

    2. Re:No it's not, you idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pwn3d.

  110. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what are you talking about? those ads don't look anything like aqua.

  111. Hey guess what retard by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    You can get money even if you never clicked any of the ads. But why let facts get in the way of pure, unadulterated idiocy?

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  112. Fooled by fake ads? You should know better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You _do_ realize that naming yourself as a plaintiff in this suit basically amounts to admitting incompetence, right? It's not *that* hard to remember the difference between a system message and a popup ad. Windows puts enough system messages out that every loyal user ought to tell the difference by now.

    Error = no new window
    Popup ad = new browser window
    Any questions?

    Do we really need to dumb the computing world down one more level just because a few ignorant individuals had failed to understand their own computers and thus chose litigation over education?

    Don't get me wrong, social safety nets can be a helpful thing sometimes. Lately, however, it seems we're taking it a bit too far.

  113. Plausible suit, but wrong pockets? by Redundant+offtopic+t · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me that the success of this suit hinges on who created the ads. Doubleclick serves these ads, sure. But shouldn't the defendant(s) be the company(ies) whose ads these are? The complaint does claim that DC did create (not just serve) these ads, but is this correct?

    From the complaint:

    "19. In a diabolical scheme to deceive computer users into misdirecting their computers to Internet sites of defendant's clients, thus disrupting the work the user was otherwise performing, defendants devised and disseminated deceptive advertising banners that gave the appearance of being system warnings or computer alerts being issued by the user's own computer, and enticing the computer user to appropriately respond to the imposter alert or warning."

    "...devised and disseminated..." If DC did create the ads, then, yay--go to it Fer-man. Otherwise, I think he's trying to get his hand in the wrong pair of pants.

    --an aside: "a diabolical scheme"? Dr. Evil is CEO of doubleclick?

    1. Re:Plausible suit, but wrong pockets? by ChilyWily · · Score: 1

      I believe item #2 in the pdf document states it:

      "2. In a conspiratorial enterprise having no motive but to procure pecuniary gain for themselves, defendants deceptively and fraudulently commandeered millions of unwitting Internet users to the commercial websites of defendants customers through dissemination of tens-of-millions of deceptive Internet advertising banners that impersonated computer system"

      So they're saying that Double Click was responsible for the distribution of these ads for the purpose of misleading users to the folks who paid Double Click for the advertising. By themselves, the 'messages'/'pops' aren't doing anything illegal. There is also the standard 'cease and desist' clause in there too.

      hehe - I got a chuckle out of 'diabolical' too :)

  114. orkin by Zed2K · · Score: 1

    Yeah and can you sue orkin for throwing a shoe at your tv because their 'commercial' has a roach climbing across it that makes it look like its on your tv?

    This lawsuit is stupid.

  115. hey... by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    You know, I have a couple million bucks stuck in a nigerian bank account, if you could just give me your SSN, date of birth, bank account number and routing number, I could transfer the cash to your account and we could split the money!

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  116. Duh ? This isn't a question of stupidity. by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Sorry but not everybody has expertise in computer. Especially I see my parents are the type of person clicking on it ("but, son, this is a windows message ! You gotta click on it !").

    This has nothing to do with intelligence, but rather with scamming less knowledgeable people into doing something they would not do on their own. If this would have been an advertising for a software "X" people would not sue because they would not clik on it by error.

    If you fail to see this point, man I advise you to take some step back, breath slowly, and think this twice "Is everybody as knowledgeable as me in Computer ? Am I as knowledgable in those other people area of expertise (sale, Medicine, biology, Math, Law, Cooking whatever) as to mock them with my superior intellect ?". If the answer is twice yes. Well congrat. You must be God and freaking Omniscient... In all other case you have no right to mock those people because they choosed another area of expertise.


    Bottom line ifDoubleclick was not scamming and faking windows UI, those problem would not exist.

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  117. Damn! by mcp33p4n75 · · Score: 1

    I fell for it again! And it was the ad in the press release PDF! And I'm on Gentoo GNU/Linux! They're good!

  118. Disgusted. by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Half of the post here show a disgusting elistim. No wonder people look down at us geek when you pull a "you are stupid to click on such message" on such things. For pity's sake do you all realise that not everybody is knowledgeable in computer or technology in general ? All those poeple ever wanted was using email and browse a bit, not to be misleaded by a scamming company or being looked down and alughed at by us geek....


    I think it is time for me to go away until this topic go in archive because I feel like seething and exploding at the insenssibility of people. Mod me as a troll. Go on. Or flamming.

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  119. Yes, indeed. by reynaert · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should read the post in between. And look at the authors of the posts you comment on.

  120. but I was harm by Hoo00 · · Score: 1

    You can be part of the the Class action if you are willing to admit that you are stupid.

    I permenantly lose 0.68 seconds reading these messages.

    1. Re:but I was harm by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
      I permenantly lose 0.68 seconds reading these messages.

      That's only funny at Fark.

      Actually, it's not funny there either.

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    2. Re:but I was harm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because nothing is funny there and non-threaded message boards suck.

  121. But they often post pictures on the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but that had to have been an animal attack or alien abduction/anal probing....

    GOATSE.CX

    1. Re:But they often post pictures on the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid enough to click on that link. (again.)

    2. Re:But they often post pictures on the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be such a pussy.

      Personally, I find it kinda hypnotic, in a repugnant sort of way.

  122. not informative, mod parent down by frovingslosh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, no. I've had doubleclick and many varants of them in my host files for years. I've still seen these false error messages. And lately I've seen my computer installing "something" when I reboot, even though I know I haven't installed anything! The truth is that scum like doubleclick know about host files and are constantly adding new domains and changing ip addresses to keep them from being blocked on your system. You can only play catch-up, but you can't keep them out this way. It's far from an ultimate answer, or effective.

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    1. Re:not informative, mod parent down by reynaert · · Score: 1
      Well, it's true that you need a big host file:

      $ wc --lines /etc/hosts
      12954 /etc/hosts
      $ grep doubleclick /etc/hosts | wc --lines
      262

      I get very, very few banners, and mozilla deals with any popup that might get through. The site I got that list from seems to be down, so I've put it here.

  123. how about them radio ads? by ChilyWily · · Score: 1

    The ones that start out with a ring that sounds
    deceptively similar (if not exactly) like the popular cell phone rings out there? It confuses the heck out of me and anyone sitting with me. I wish they'd go after them too.

    1. Re:how about them radio ads? by spike+it · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, those radio ads don't contain data miners and don't have the capability to spam. Perhaps a change in your cell phone ringer will do you some good. :)

    2. Re:how about them radio ads? by ChilyWily · · Score: 1

      You are correct that the radio ads don't data mine or spam but they do deceptively draw attention to the sound that is commonly used to alert a user of a phone call - An other example of this would be advertizing that uses Police/Fire Engine sirens to catch fradulently attract attention.

      But strictly speaking you're right - I'm going off on a separate branch of deceptive adveritsing.

      And yes I did change my ringer tune since then :)

    3. Re:how about them radio ads? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      This is probably off topic but I think it actually used to be illegal to broadcast the sound of a doorbell or telephone ring on the TV, until quite recently, for that reason ..... this was in the days when all telephones had mechanical bells. So any time you needed to have a telephone ringing on TV, it had to be a few semitones higher or lower in pitch than the real ones, or give a single long ring such as they have in Less Civilised Countries (tm). Nowadays, however, this seems to have gone to pot, and there are some too-convincing phone and doorbell sounds on the TV. Perhaps it was just some particular BBC top brass that had this idea?

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  124. Right...like they'll pay up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes...and we all know that doubleclick will pay up if they lose...we all know efax sure paid up when they lost...ummm....NOT!!!

  125. The trouble with class actions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... like this is that members of the class - the aggrieved and annoyed computer users who saw these messages - might receive something like a coupon good for 20 cents off at one of the DoubleClick sponsors if the suit is successful. The lawyers, on the other hand, will reap millions of dollars in fees. IOW, it's only the lawyers who win here...

  126. She gave you life . . . by droleary · · Score: 1

    Take my mother for instance. She is new to computers. When the windows GUI . . .

    . . . and this is how you repay her? As I pointed out in comments on this previous /. article, you really have no right to complain if you go with the monopoly solution and then get screwed in the end. If you really cared about your mom, you would have gotten her a Mac. Nice GUI for her, nice Unix for you, and no confusion for the ads that are made for the Windows morons.

  127. YARDM (Yet-Another-Reason-to-Dump-Microsoft) by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    I am sure these faked system messages only bring a knowing chuckle from those that "Think Different" or run with the Penguin set. Faked DOS, Windows 95, 98, and XP alerts don't catch the eye of this long-time Mac user. I will admit, however, that the ones that have the animated mouse pointer moving to the "Click Here" button are a bit disconcerting. My favorite one has the faked system analysis that claims to have detected Windows on my G4.

    Although I abhor lawyers and would usually tell victims of Windows-centric pop-ups to "get a Mac," I do think such faked messages should be illegal. A system message is implicitly "from your computer" while an pop-up message is "from the advertiser." If advertisers can fake a message from your computer, why couldn't a telemarketer fake a voicemail from your wife? Impersonating a trusted part of a customer's life should not be permitted.

    Of course, the stickiest cases occur in the new printer ink replenishment systems that take your browser to the manufacturer's online ink ordering site when the printer detects that it is getting low on ink. Is this a message from your hardware or a message from a for-profit commercial party?

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  128. Defensive browsing tools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install "Proxomitron" to block this stuff, and install "Ad-aware" to clean it off your system.

  129. Mod Parent up +1 FUNNY by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
    It's not going to be easy to get people to sign up really, to admit that they were computer illeterate enough not to be able to tell the difference between a real system message and a web page and/or don't know how to disable pop up ads in mozilla. However, given the litigous nature of many people, I'm sure that there will be even some Mac users claiming that the Win32 GUI is close enough that they just didn't notice...

    Computer illeterate?!?!

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! !

    Have them drop me a line if you need a reference.

    You spelled litigious incorrectly as well.

    Ponce.

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  130. I'm suing the girlscouts by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    I ate three boxes of thin-mints and didn't lose a pound. And to make matters worse, they weren't even made out of girl scouts.

    1. Re:I'm suing the girlscouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey leave MSI and Mattel the owner of the famous girlscout cookies alone.

      Failure to do so will result in a civil penalty of up to a million dollars for each occurance. We respect our IP rights and feel your use of IP trade secrets such as the words "Mattel" and "MSI" constitute IP infringement.

    2. Re:I'm suing the girlscouts by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      Dang.

      Sorry Mattel busted you dude after visiting your website.

      Here is something that will cheer you up and piss off matel more if you post it at your website.

  131. yeah, no news there. by twitter · · Score: 1
    I dont understand why they have to fake the AD's. Just give me something I'd click.

    And murder is a poor method of conflict resolution, and Bill Gates could have made a respectable amount of money honestly, and lots of people who do crappy things have the talent and drive to do things better. When they do crappy things, punishment is what they deserve. Double click made money lying to people about their computers, they deserve to lose that money and then some.

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  132. Squid and Bannerblind by cbbyers · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use squid as a transparent proxy on my firewall, which lets me manage the hosts file on one machine for all internal clients. All the marketing sleeze is localhost'ed and I use Bannerblind in Mozilla to remove the dead space from the page layout. It saves me bandwidth and desktop real estate.

    Most banner ads don't really bother me though, unless they're animated and blink nasty school girl colors in my face while I'm trying to read something. Mozilla is good for this too, since it can disable animated gifs, or only allow them to run once.

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  133. That's really extream by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

    how can you sue a mouse action :-)

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  134. The only one that they might prove... by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

    is fraudulent is the broadcasting an internet IP address one. That one is obviously designed to frighten people who are not very knowledgable about the internet. The others don't have that scare factor. Plus most people except people very new to computers would recognize them as false.

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  135. What about FUI ads that shake? by Angry+Pixie · · Score: 1

    Is DoubleClick also behind FUI advertisements that shake? I'm curious what the shaking is for. Is the advertiser trying to draw your eyes to the ad, or is the advertiser trying to make it so reasonably obvious that the message is a fake as to avoid litigation by pinheads who still get fooled by these things.

    1. Re:What about FUI ads that shake? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I think the advertiser is just trying to annoy you into never buying whatever it is they are selling. If that's the case, it works fine for me.

      Now, if you were epileptic .....

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  136. Re:Don't be stupid ... or we'll end up like Califo by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reason McDonalds served its coffee hot enough to scald is simple: It allowed them to use lower quality beans, without people noticing. In short, they were able to profit by making their products more dangerous for customers.

    You may as well say that we can't protect people from being duped by Ponzi schemes, so why not make them legal? The fact is, these are false advertisements, designed to convince the recipient that there is something wrong with his or her computer. This should be outlawed, and I'm hard pressed to see how such a rule violates anyone's freedom of speech.

    Is California really stupid? Or just avidly pro-consumer?

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    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  137. Mod him up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod the post up for +5 funny. It just takes a little bit of thinking to get the joke.

    1. Re:Mod him up by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > It just takes a little bit of thinking to get the joke.

      I must be really stupid, 'cuz I don't get it at all.

  138. The FTC can *NOT* be controlled by the executive! by raehl · · Score: 1

    The FTC is an independent federal agency. The President or any of his henchmen trying to mess with is is illegal. Bad bad bad.

  139. Where's the message? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I went to this site http://www.ferencelaw.com/doubleclick/ads.html and it told me I had a message waiting, but when I click nothing happens :(

    dave

  140. Re:The FTC can *NOT* be controlled by the executiv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you believe that, then you probably also
    believe the CIA provides completely
    unbiases intelligence.

  141. Cookies by krusadr · · Score: 1

    I have recently been helping windows using friends realise whats going on inside their PCs by installing Ad-Aware for them and Mozilla (with the 'ask before setting cookie' box checked). They are pretty amazed at all the marketing crap going on in there. Especially all the third party cookies that some sites try to set. Soon changes their opinion about some websites that they frequent. Hats off to Mozilla!

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    while sco {
    wget -O /dev/null http://www.sco.com?sco=litigious%20bastards
    }
  142. Different from "Special Advertising Sections"? by srowen · · Score: 1

    Just food for thought -- is this really just the online version of "Special Advertising Sections" in magazines and newspapers (advertisements that look like real magazine articles except for a tiny disclaimer)?

    These ads are more potent becaues there is no disclaimer (though some sites do point out which areas are for advertising) and seems to be tailored to the user ("*your* computer is messed up!")

    Has there ever be a similar suit against a magazine or newspaper?

    Also, is there precedent that would indicate that the advertiser (company that made the misleading ad) or the publisher (company running the ad) is responsible? Because here they are going after the latter only, which seems a little odd. Heh, maybe DoubleClick just looks like an easier target than these tiny, shifty advertisers.

  143. Slashdot, My site for local news. by SB5 · · Score: 1

    I live in Pittsburgh, which resides in Allegheny county in Pennsylvania. Sad fact is that I hear most of the interesting technical news from the area on Slashdot instead of reading it in the paper or news channel.

    Wait nevermind, I never read the newspaper or watch the news channel. I have a high standard for news and somehow Slashdot makes it and the other local sources don't...

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    If what you are reading sounds funny, or sarcastic, lame, or stupid
    it is because it is supposed to be. just laugh
  144. Stupidity and AOL by PakProtector · · Score: 1


    This may be a little off topic, but I've seen several ( Probably just one, my mind tends to blow things out of proportion ) posts about stupidity in which readers who were fooled were advised to 'go back to AOL' or something similar.

    Jesus, Mary and Joseph, people, can't you get a life?

    Have we devolved in this society to the point where anyone not on 'our' level of 'intelligence,' someone not as 'inately familiar' with technologies which we use everyday ( Most likely many, many times a day ) is an idiot?

    I'd like to see one of our highly evolved brains who thinks that my 72 year old Grandmother and my mother, who has a Masters in Socialwork and does Assessments in a Mental Facility, are idiots wash and dry their clothes without the aid of modern machines to do it, or correctly and quickly diagnose and assess what treatment is needed for someone who is brought into a hospital with burns all over their arms and only talks in the third person.

    Oh, and for those people who like taking Pot Shots at AOL users ( And often call them *cough* lusers ) I would say this:

    I use AOL. I've been using it for atleast 5 years now, my memory is rather bad, but that's the fault of the swiss cheese I have for a brain. I'm now 17, nearly 18. I use AOL to Chat and Communicate with my friends, send and recieve a majority of my e-mail, and to get non-vital news
    ( SARS spreading to a neighborhood near me, what President Bush is doing -- anything that most likely wouldn't make /. )

    I use AOL because most of my friends have neither the Will, nor Want, to use IRC, either because they don't like it's lack of features ( Not that it doesn't do what it was designed to do, and very, very well ) or because they just prefer AOL because they've grown up using it, or it was the first such program they've used.

    I could have stopped using AOL several years ago when my family got a Cable Modem, but I kept it for my E-Mail account, and to keep in contact with friends, and because I roleplay online when it's not feasible to get the entire DnD group up at 3am, or the Vampire Troupe, or my best buds aren't available for a game of Magic. I can easily and quickly find people who would like to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, 1st, 2nd or 3rd edition, or anything else, for that matter, in real time, quickly and efficiently.

    While it's most likely, more than like, definately possible, to do the same thing with a search engine or a certain web page, I doubt it's as quick or easy as using AOL or some other similar ISP.

    I would ask that people think twice before calling someone an idiot because they have a different way of doing things that isn't your way, or the fast way, or the most efficient way. This country was founded on many things, one of them was freedom of... CHOICE.

    Yes, the same choice many of you and I use to install something other than Microsoft Windows upon our computers, or to decide that, 'Yes, I like evolution -- and give it two opposable thumbs up!' or, 'No, I don't feel like worshiping your god, thank you,' is the same choice some people exercise to use AOL. While you may not _AGREE_ with that choice, you should atleast respect it.

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    Edward@Tomato - /home/Edward/ man woman
    man: no entry for woman in the manual.
    "Qua!?"

  145. If this had happened in China... by Tokerat · · Score: 3, Funny


    ...would that have possibly been a Hong Kong FUI?

    *rimshot*

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    CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
  146. Here's another one...or two by DavidBrown · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just last week I spent a week's vacation in San Diego, using my compuserve account (otherwise unused except for email) to access the Grand Internet. Interestingly enough, the only pop-up ad I received all week through CIS was an ad that said something to the effect of "click through to here to buy a product to prevent you from getting these pop-up ads again". It's a pop-up ad advertising a product that would prevent a specific pop-up ad from popping up. AOL users are getting the same pop-up ad. It seems to me (and I am a lawyer) that this is little more than extortion. It's a message that says nothing other than "pay me money, and I'll stop bothering you". I'm not a class action attorney (I do trusts and estates work), but it seems to me that this kind of advertisement is actionable, because it's not really advertising a product - it's not much more than "protection".

    Not only that, but I also noticed that while using CIS software to access the Internet, Real Player added a framed advertisement to my IE windows requesting that I visit their website and pay them for an upgrade (before you knock IE, remember that most Windows users use IE and Real may just as easily be able to effect other browers - I wouldn't know, I'm not a programmer). I'm not sure this is actionable, as Real One gets installed when the Compuserve software is installed, but it is annoying as all hell, and I don't like it, and I'll be damned if I ever give them any money. Anyone out there running AOL or CIS should check out their IE brower as well. The software adds a real player icon to the IE toolbar.

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    144l. ph34r my 133t l3g4l 5k1lz!
    1. Re:Here's another one...or two by XorNand · · Score: 1

      Sorry to nitpick, but if you're trully an attorney, you should know that this is worlds away from the legal definition of extortion, which generally has to predicated by the threat of a felonious act.


      My two cents...
      --
      Entrepreneur : (noun), French for "unemployed"
    2. Re:Here's another one...or two by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      It's OK to nitpick. I agree that it's not extortion, in that it's not a crime - yet. But it's certainly a half-ass marketing model that doesn't sell any product whatsoever other than the absense of its own advertisements. That's got to be actionable in civil court.

      And yes, I am truly a lawyer.

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      144l. ph34r my 133t l3g4l 5k1lz!
  147. StupidPeople? Or stupid advertising? by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2, Funny
    Good! I'm sick of those lame advertisements! To be sure, I don't really mind banner ads. It's pop-ups that piss me off. But banner ads that are annoyingly animated or those that pretend to be lame computer messages are just plain tiring.

    People who actually believe those are error messages are StupidPeople (tm). Like, you can't tell that it's part of a web page, stupid.

    Just a little side note: It reminds me of all these stupid people on my cousin's street. I came to L.A. for a week (I live in Mexico City, if you must know) to visit my cousin and his buddies, and to go booze it up on the Sunset strip. So there's this stupid restaurant on the corner of his street, another one of those "trendy" restaurants with one-syllable names (because StupidPeople cannot remember names with more than one syllable--it overflows their stack), and it's always crowded. The StupidPeople who eat there always park their cars on my cousin's street, and as a result, my cousin and all his neighbors are at a loss to find parking spaces. During the weekend, it's especially bad. To make matters ironic, his street is permit-parking only. So he called the parking enforcement agency and they came by and ticketed at least 10 different cars. All these StupidPeople came back to their cars, saw the tickets, and started reading the parking signs, as if they didn't know that it's illegal to park there without a permit. What's even funnier? My cousin's roommate was outside when one such group of StupidPeople pulled up in their Stupid Ugly Vehicle (SUV) and he told them that they can't park there. They did anyway, got a ticket, and then acted all surprised when they did (I watched them gleefully from the window when they returned to their car).

    I call them StupidPeople because they all look the same. They all have this Los Angeles accent and vocabulary that is different than in, say, Louisville. All the women have stupid, meaningless tattoos on their lower backs. All the men have a lame haircut. And you can tell by their speech that unlike the typical computer geek, they do not have a brain inside their head. They are simply StupidPeople. Their stupidity drives me up the wall.

    Back to banner ads: People who fell for this trick should not be allowed to use a computer in the first place. And the people who made these stupid ads should be shot for lack of imagination.

  148. I have blocked most of them in my browser by Vrihad+Shoonya · · Score: 1

    In my browser(phoenix) ads.doubleclick.net and .doubleclick.net are on the top of the blocked list for cookies and java scripts execution. I didn't like them and hence they were not welcome. Anyway these ads were distinctly identifiable in my browser as the window proclaiming that my Internet connection was not optimized, did not look like a Windomaker window which I use on my desktop. Also since I use Linux, I know the operating system or the desktop software is not thinking that I am a stupid user and hence providing these extra optimization helps. I think majority of Linux or *BSD users might not have been tricked by these smart ass marketeers because of the shape of actual dialog boxes on their desktops. Ah but they were not the original targets either. sigh...

    By the way, one of the major reason why I stopped using Netscape 4.7 (on linux) was its inability to block java script pop ups selectively. I can now surf better with my new mozilla firebird (phoenix) browser.

  149. Stupid is what Stupid does (Forest Gump) by Lord+Stroud · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess someone had to think of going on and sueing DoubleClick, but I say: lets go on. Lets sue companies like eBay that have their banners all over the net for: "Disruption of purchased service from a 3rd party", or better yet, why not we go about and sue Casino On-Net (888.com) for having their cookies and banners all over the place for the same reason. If the users of computers see a message and can't tell that it's a fake one, then I say: "Let them go to that site".
    I must admit that most people aren't computer aware to such an extent, but comm'on, lets be reasonable. Advertisement companies will do anything to catch the eye of a potential customer, and the includes putting wrongfull teasers, mis-leading leads and some times, down right double-meaning ads. If a campgain includes a mis-leading teaser, which then shows you the real thing, it just proves that it did it's job RIGHT !!!
    Now, I do admit that DoubleClick had surpassed in the mis-leading campgain issue, and that their tactics are questionable. But if you would see such a campgain on a bill board, you will think nothing of it.
    This reminds me of a campgain I saw in the UK a while back, for Burger-King. Where they had this hill-billy sitting in a car, and mumbling something that no one understood. And you had to sit tight, watch till the end, and see that it's an ad for Burger-King.
    I think that the law suit should be changed from mis-leadin information, to a breach of contract. The reason is that DoubleClick's contract states that a site will not be permitted to create a mis-leading banner, nor advertise something which is not rightfully theirs. So, DoubleClick is in breach of their own User-Agreement, and that is a breach of ethics. This should be the thing that needs to pointed out, not just say: "You posted misleading banners, and created FUI interface".
    L.S

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    L.S.
  150. worse by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    i don't know what's worse.

    banners, spammers or lawyers.

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    Privacy is terrorism.
  151. DoubleClick Lawsuit Insta-in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, by just looking at the ad, your intitled to the lawsuit, so.. in essence, by looking up the lawsuit on the site, and them showing you the ad, poof, you're in.. wow, that was easy to do....

  152. Finally by Seft · · Score: 1

    Somebody has discovered something evil enough to combat the spammers. Lets just hope that the lawyers dont take over and start running the world. Wait, they already do. Damn.

  153. Wrong target by rabbitfood · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure why DoubleClick is being pursued here. They are accused of participating in a 'diabolical' scheme to hoodwink the unwary, the evidence cited being their claim that their software can match appropriate ads to particular user types. DoubleClick's claims are actually a bit vague. In my experience, they have difficulty narrowing things down to a specific continent. They can, however, limit the number of times an ad is sent to a specific IP address, and 'rotate' a bunch of ads so that they're shown preferentially, according to which get the best click-through rates. However, DoubleClick rarely see any of the ads that go through their system, especially now they seem to have outsourced their ad-trafficking units to other firms, and certainly don't censor them (that's left to the publishers). DART (their trafficking system) allows both advertisers and publishers to set up ad campaigns themselves - often only the advertiser (or their agent) and the publisher (or their network) will ever see an ad before it's published. And because everythings 'dynamic', advertisers can change ads after publishers have 'approved' them (though the latest version of DART does allow publishers to prevent this). I think this is a bit like if I sued my ISP for forwarding all the spam I get. Which might be worth bearing in mind if this class action succeeds.

  154. Only the lawyers win. by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    I'm sure the lawyers will come out ahead on this one. Nobody else is going to win.

    This entire thread is an advertisement for ferencelaw.com. I'm not a fan of doubleclick due to their privacy practices, but their popups come when you visit a webpage that chose to show them, not because they hacked into your computer. This is just another frivolous lawsuit because some lawyer doesn't have enough to do.

    1. Re:Only the lawyers win. by micq · · Score: 1

      Such a typical slashdot comment... "the lawyers will come out ahead on this one"

      When someone needs a database application written, you don't hear "the dba's and developers will come out ahead on this one", when a house needs moving, you don't hear "the movers will come out ahead on this one"...

      They make their money providing the knowledge, effort, research, related services, etc., for this to go through, why shouldn't they get paid?

      What do you do for a living? I'm gonna venture that you never undertake anything on a performance basis (i.e. contracting) because it would by hypocritical of you to "come out ahead on this one"...

    2. Re:Only the lawyers win. by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      When someone needs a database application written, they have a need and hire people to take care of that need. When someone needs a house moved, once again, they hire people to do that.

      I'm not opposed to lawyers making money when they perform a legitimate service. In this case, they are filing the lawsuit so that they can make money, and nobody else gains anything. Nobody hired them, and nobody else comes out ahead regardless, yet the lawyers who filed the suit because they expect to profit.

  155. Is Slashdot in the lawsuit-advertising business? by austegard · · Score: 1

    I find it sad that thinly veiled advertising gets passed on as news on Slashdot. While I am as annoyed at DoubleClick's tricks as the next person, I am more disturbed by the fact that apparently any lawyer can concoct a technology-related class-action lawsuit and then get free publicity by writing in to Slashdot about it.

  156. But why DoubleClick? by ShanTheMan · · Score: 1

    I tend to agree with most of the threads that there are some incredibly annoying ads out there. Many of which use tactics of trickery and annoyance to get clicks. However, I must bring this thread back to the original post, and ask what DoubleClick has to do with this. I quote from the original post "DoubleClick is a leading provider of products and services used by direct marketers, web publishers and advertisers to plan, execute and analyze marketing programs." So if I am not mistaken, DoubleClick is not making these ads that you are all complaining about. They are just providing the products and services to clients who are making the ads. I would equate this with a lawsuit against Macromedia for a flash movie on some lowly site that people found to be offensive. Am I wrong on this?

  157. Deceptive Advertising Is Against The Law... by webzombie · · Score: 1

    No matter what medium is used to deliver the fraudulent message.

    The internet advertising business today is similar to radio and television advertising in their early beginnings. The fact that law makers are now realizing that there is no really new aspect to business on the web... including taxes, business rules as well as advertising rules will change on the internet to protect all users

    Smart or dumb, inexperienced or experienced users alike!

  158. as my name implies by stupidsocialscientis · · Score: 1

    i am not tech savvy (psychologist by trade, and we are a notoriously anachronistic lot) but i have to say, i have never been fooled by one of these ads. if one gets sucked in by an ad of this sort, i almost think that it is sort of a good "net-learning experience."

    --
    Well, as far as Sig's go, Freud was a doozy.
  159. Cost to Business? by jimcooncat · · Score: 1

    And how many support folks among us have had to take time to educate our people (no, I didn't do anything to your computer, it's just an ad, relax already!). Multiply your hours by number of support techs in the world. Multiply by average wage plus 15% taxes and overhead.

    I don't believe individuals should be the plaintiffs in this suit, as at least they learned something valuable -- to research before you click. Businesses were the real victim here.

    btw, I wasted 15 minutes of my time posting this. good thing I'm on salary -- JC

  160. Don't forget by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Ok, after reading some of the threads here, I was obliged to throw in my .02 euros

    Don't forget that the purpose of class action suits is NOT to enrich the victims, rather, it is to send a message to the company perpetrating the malaise. Just like the famous McDonalds case. People freaked out because the woman won $10mil or so -- but they forget that the $10mil was not to ease her suffering, rather, it was to punish McDonalds. We could argue about whether or not that's punishment or not but the fact still remains....those large jury awards you keep seeing are mostly to punish the perps, not to amend the victims.

    I don't make the rules. I just tell it like it is.