this really should get modded up
on a lighter note,a man and a giraffe walk into a bar and get piss drunk, the giraffe passes out, the bartender says to the man, "hey you cant leave that lyin there" the man says, "thats not a lion, its a giraffe"
the first time i started playing americas army shortyl after it came out, guess who called me... the local army recruiter, i succesffully got him off my back, but then several months later i started playing it again and they called me, so i bit the bullet(actually didnt have anything else to do that day worth while) and went to the M.E.P.S. and went through all their training, but lied about one thing, the recent smoking of a "grass" i said two weeks but had actually smoked right before i drove down there w/ an army guy. Long story short, i got to see what the army would offer me right of the bat and once the piss tests came back, no worries about them hasseling me for 45 days to join. when i got a call later, just told them i wasnt interested and the recruiter soiunded pissed but let me go
Here's how Flash puts it, having been scalped: "You see, it's been the great illusion of our civilization that when the poor heathen saw our steamships and elections and drains and bottled beer, he'd realize what a benighted ass he'd been and come into the fold. But he don't. Oh, he'll take what he fancies, and can use (cheap booze and rifles, for example) but not on that account will he think we're better. He knows different . . . And it doesn't help when the two sides regard each other respectively as greedy, brutal white thieves and beastly, treacherous red vermin. I'm not saying either was wrong."
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
if people werent so interested in just making money, maybe more people could get exposed to arts and actually learn somehting without someone making a buck off of them
and heres a link to some pictures of a dead hooker in the '40's
http://poetry.rotten.com/hooker-morgue/
thank you
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this really should get modded up
on a lighter note,a man and a giraffe walk into a bar and get piss drunk, the giraffe passes out, the bartender says to the man, "hey you cant
leave that lyin there" the man says, "thats not a lion, its a giraffe"
Well i dont have an internet connection at my house so online gaming is out of the question, but how many hours does something like that take?
the local army recruiter, i succesffully got him off my back, but then several months later i started playing it again and they called me,
so i bit the bullet(actually didnt have anything else to do that day worth while) and went to the
M.E.P.S. and went through all their training, but lied about one thing, the recent smoking of a "grass" i said two weeks but had actually smoked
right before i drove down there
w/ an army guy. Long story short, i got to see what the army would offer me right of the bat and once the piss tests came back, no worries about them hasseling me for 45 days to join.
when i got a call later, just told them i wasnt interested and the recruiter soiunded pissed but let me go
Here's how Flash puts it, having been scalped: "You see, it's been the great illusion of our civilization that when the poor heathen saw our steamships and elections and drains and bottled beer, he'd realize what a benighted ass he'd been and come into the fold. But he don't. Oh, he'll take what he fancies, and can use (cheap booze and rifles, for example) but not on that account will he think we're better. He knows different . . . And it doesn't help when the two sides regard each other respectively as greedy, brutal white thieves and beastly, treacherous red vermin. I'm not saying either was wrong."
'nuff said
"with scarcely more computing power than a late '70s video game and a maximum data transfer rate of ~120 bits/s"
imagine a beo-wulf cluster of these!!
iApps charge Apple....
baba booey baba booey howard sterns penis baba booey baba booey howard sterns penis...
obligatory family guy quote....
vaporware is on time
did anyone else buy the t shirt and hat in the back of the instruction manual, i wish i still had mine
i am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
heh afaik no one has an email address d@d.com, but that thing has had heavy abuse from me
Interesting
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
haha you showed him
if people werent so interested in just making money, maybe more people could get exposed to arts and actually learn somehting without someone making a buck off of them and heres a link to some pictures of a dead hooker in the '40's http://poetry.rotten.com/hooker-morgue/ thank you
here http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/ch ronicle/archive/2002/12/02/BU206051.DTL
wow the snot beat the drink in mod points....
that is until they throw all that stuff in, maybe jean claude van dam will make a comeback in it
is happy birthday still copywrited? looks like i wont be singing for jesus this year, but i'm sure he'll understand
*snicker*
e-pr0n
corporate pork....*drool*
its lucky
no, we just paid off the soviets w/ the money NASA should be getting
sorry i think central america is part of north america