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  1. Re:Difference between this and the Segway on Scuba-Doo Underwater Scooter · · Score: 1, Funny

    sometimes you forget how to breathe, i.e., if you take acid and go SCUBA dirving....

  2. Re:Lindows is a problem? on Lindows Agreeing to Change Name · · Score: 0

    !windows
    I think this would actually be a good idea, if it wouldn't suffer the same fate it obvisouly would. Consumers see the ! and instantly think, "Hey, this must be more powerful, faster, better than regular windows!!"

  3. Re:"How come Homer and Krusty look like clones?" on Linux Based HD DDR used on Starship Troopers 2 · · Score: 0

    "It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain."

    i can explain that one. The Stimutacs took hold.

  4. Re:Video-on-demand, eh? on Netflix to Offer Movie Downloads · · Score: 0

    This isn't entirely true, you can see some pretty good bdsm sex vids, such as Ilsa She wolf of the SS

  5. Re:Bandwidth? on Netflix to Offer Movie Downloads · · Score: 0

    MANY people aren't into pirating , this would be a good way for families with broadband to get movies for their kids.

  6. Ilsa:She wolf of the SS on Netflix to Offer Movie Downloads · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Cool, i'd be able to watch this at school instead of having to wait those few agonizing days watching the mailbox. That insatiable nazi commandant

  7. pretty poor excuse if you ask me on Moore's Law Limits Pushed Back Again · · Score: 0

    "Since the weather in Rochester stinks, people spend a lot of time indoors..."

  8. Watch the Clock on Computerized Time Clocks Susceptible to 'Manager Attack' · · Score: 0

    Hear that employees, never let your eye off the clock!

  9. Re:Paranoia not just for the single geek.... on Homemade Subliminal CDs · · Score: 0

    he doesn't like anything touching his head

  10. Re:They've gotten to my eggs too on Do Your $20 Bills Explode In the Microwave? · · Score: 1, Informative

    FYI, if you take a green grape and slice it down the middle the long way, and leave the two halves still connected, it'll spark

  11. Re:illegal? on Do Your $20 Bills Explode In the Microwave? · · Score: -1

    i beleive thats an old wives tale. YOU own your own(legal) money, though the government will probably get it in the end

  12. slashdotted on FreeS/WAN Project Bows Out · · Score: 0, Interesting

    My project for 1996 was to secure 5% of the Internet traffic against passive wiretapping. It didn't happen in 1996, so I'm still working on it in 1999! If we get 5% in 1999 or 2000, we can secure 20% the next year, against both active and passive attacks; and 80% the following year. Soon the whole Internet will be private and secure. The project is called S/WAN or S/Wan or Swan for Secure Wide Area Network; since it's free software, we call it FreeS/WAN to distinguish it from various commercial implementations. RSA came up with the term "S/WAN". Our main web site is at http://www.freeswan.org. Want to help? The idea is to deploy PC-based boxes that will sit between your local area network and the Internet (near your firewall or router) which opportunistically encrypt your Internet packets. Whenever you talk to a machine (like a Web site) that doesn't support encryption, your traffic goes out "in the clear" as usual. Whenever you connect to a machine that does support this kind of encryption, this box automatically encrypts all your packets, and decrypts the ones that come in. In effect, each packet gets put into an "envelope" on one side of the net, and removed from the envelope when it reaches its destination. This works for all kinds of Internet traffic, including Web access, Telnet, FTP, email, IRC, Usenet, etc. The encryption boxes are standard PC's that use freely available Linux software that you can download over the Internet, or install from a cheap CDROM. This wasn't just my idea; lots of people have been working on it for years. The encryption protocols for these boxes are called IPSEC (IP Security). They have been developed by the IP Security Working Group of the Internet Engineering Task Force, and will be a standard part of the next major version of the Internet protocols (IPv6). For today's (IP version 4) Internet, they are an option. The Internet Architecture Board and Internet Engineering Steering Group have taken a strong stand that the Internet should use powerful encryption to provide security and privacy. I think these protocols are the best chance to do that, because they can be deployed very easily, without changing your hardware or software or retraining your users. They offer the best security we know how to build, using the Triple-DES, RSA, and Diffie-Hellman algorithms. This "opportunistic encryption box" offers the "fax effect". As each person installs one for their own use, it becomes more valuable for their neighbors to install one too, because there's one more person to use it with. The software automatically notices each newly installed box, and doesn't require a network administrator to reconfigure it. Instead of "virtual private networks" we have a "REAL private network"; we add privacy to the real network instead of layering a manually-maintained virtual network on top of an insecure Internet. programmers working all over the world and coordinating over the Internet. Linux is distributed under the GNU Public License, which gives everyone the right to copy it, improve it, give it to their friends, sell it commercially, or do just about anything else with it, without paying anyone for the privilege. Organizations that want to secure their network will be able to put two Ethernet cards into an IBM PC, install Linux on it from a $30 CDROM or by downloading it over the net, and plug it in between their Ethernet and their Internet link or firewall. That's all they'll have to do to encrypt their Internet traffic everywhere outside their own local area network. Travelers will be able to run Linux on their laptops, to secure their connection back to their home network (and to everywhere else that they connect to, such as customer sites). Anyone who runs Linux on a standalone PC will also be able to secure their network connections, without changing their application software or how they operate their computer from day to day. There are already numerous commercially available hardware and software products that use the IPSEC technology. The FreeS/WAN team regularly participates in intero

  13. obligatory simpsons quote on Carbon From Outer Space Older Than Our Sun · · Score: 0, Funny

    Homer: Oh my God ... my middle name is right behind that shrub! I'll finally know what "J" stands for. From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer ... [he pushes back the shrub] ... Jay Simpson! [wipes away a tear] It's so beautiful. What a magical gift for my mother to leave me. Seth: She also left your old poncho. [kneeling down, he pulls a cloth out from under a dog]

    Seth: Get off of there, Ginsberg!

  14. here we go again on Amazon Sued for Patent Infringement · · Score: -1

    so, any bets on whose gonna win this internet action lawsuit?

  15. Re:Leading expert on WHAT?! on Professor iPod Discusses Device's Social Impact · · Score: -1

    you must be new here...

  16. One place not to go on Forums for Windows Admins? · · Score: -1

    Heh, well for starters, i'd avoid slashdot

  17. Re:Network network network on Current Unemployment Rate in the IT Industry? · · Score: -1

    right, you need to "network" more

  18. Re:Symptoms of Alzheimers... on 100 Year-Old Drug Halts Progress Of Alzheimer's · · Score: -1

    nmenoic, umm dont fell like looking it up, but i think to answer your last question, think of there as T"here" or a place

  19. Re:Leaking of Scripts, etc. on Oscar Screener Leak Traced · · Score: -1

    (Score:3, Funny)

  20. Re:Special thanks to McGyver.... on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: -1

    they have suction hoses for a reason

  21. Re:Who submits? on Clear Speakers, Segway Clone Top CES Coverage · · Score: -1

    i read http://dailyrotten.com every day before i read slashdot.

  22. Re:wow! on Astronomers Find Sun's Twin · · Score: -1

    friends really is an awesome show, isnt it

  23. Re:You know... things just don't amaze me. on Message in a Battle · · Score: -1

    sorry, but i think the green screen effect should count as some sort of technology, idiot. and thats been around for god knows how long, but it was before the talkies made it big

  24. Re:Happy Holidays (ignore) on Encouraging Co-Operation In MMO Titles? · · Score: -1

    teehee goof, i saw this and thought it was cool _____


  25. Re:Same differential pricing game as drugs on Game Piracy Results in Lower Prices? · · Score: -1

    i beleive the grandparent may of meant prescription drugs