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Will Smith as I, Robot

BuR4N writes "It looks like Asimov's sci-fi classic, I Robot, is going to be a movie. Shooting starts April next year staring Will Smith and directed by Alex Proyas (Dark City and The Crow). Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing. "

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  1. One to see by Trane+Francks · · Score: 2

    I'm definitely looking forward to the movie. I just hope that the casting is done right.

    Time to brush off my old Alan Parsons Project and have a listen, too. :)

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    1. Re:One to see by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just hope that the casting is done right.

      Is this going to be a comedy or is Will Smith making another attempt at being taken as a serious actor?

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    2. Re:One to see by jgerman · · Score: 2

      I hope it's not made into a comedy, I'll be pretty damn pissed, as I'm sure most fans would be as well.

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    3. Re:One to see by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Is this going to be a comedy or is Will Smith making another attempt at being taken as a serious actor?

      You mean the two are mutually exclusive? :/

      (I know what you mean, it's just that the idea of the "Fresh Prince" doing Shakespeare would make me laugh out loud... and not in a good way.)

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    4. Re:One to see by Daemonik · · Score: 2
      Considering how they did Bicentennial Man, my cringe factor is already at 9. Considering the director, however, it might be a darker vision.

      Ah, but then they could go A.I.!! Cringe factor at 11!!

    5. Re:One to see by jgerman · · Score: 2

      I didn't mind those two, they certainly weren't what they could have been though, and had AI ended at least twenty minutes earlier than it did I would have much more respect for it.

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    6. Re:One to see by hrieke · · Score: 2

      If you read the news clipping you'd notice that the script was already developed, and will continue to be developed now that the studio has bought rights to the name to go along with the story- and it appears that they'll use the three laws as the premiss for a murder mystery.
      Oh hum...

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    7. Re:One to see by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      i've been wanting to buy AI on DVD, but i don't know where i'd find the time to watch it, mutch less the extras..i nearly fell asleep late in the movie when i watched it in the theater.

    8. Re:One to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should have used Harrison Ford and keep Smith in TV sitcoms.

    9. Re:One to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is supposed to be a half serious sci-fi flic and not the usual in your face cheesy yank "comedy?" how in hell could "big ears" smith qualify?

    10. Re:One to see by martyn+s · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe that's a sign that you don't really want to buy the DVD?

    11. Re:One to see by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      most of the reason i fell asleep is we picked a late night showing that started at 10:30 or so...i'm usually in bed by 11pm. i'd love to watch it again, its just hard to find 3+ hours of time to do it in.

    12. Re:One to see by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      You sound like a busy guy. How do you manage to find time to post to /. ;)

    13. Re:One to see by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      (I know what you mean, it's just that the idea of the "Fresh Prince" doing Shakespeare would make me laugh out loud... and not in a good way.)

      Anyone else remember Branagh's version of "Much Ado About Nothing" where Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves absolutely butchered their parts? Will Smith and Mike Myers would've done better.

      BTW, I think Smith does a decent job playing a basketball player (alias: Robert Horry) on the LA Lakers.

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    14. Re:One to see by imcclure · · Score: 1

      I saw that! It was by far the worst two pieces of acting I've ever seen, even worse than when Mel Gibson did Shakespeare.

      At least the title was true to the level of acting in the tale.

    15. Re:One to see by garethx1 · · Score: 1

      Check out "Six Degrees Of Seperation" (or is it seven?) Re: Will Smith serious acting. He did an excellent job. Unfortanately, movies like that dont make you 20 Million.

    16. Re:One to see by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Keanu Reeves absolutely butchered their parts?

      Keanu as a Hawaiian Jonathan Harker in Coppola's Dracula film was bad enough -- however at least that film had the redeeming value of Gary Oldman playing the villain. :)

      And yes, I remember seeing 'Much Ado...' -- women in the audience were moaning at Keanu being oiled down, I just made a resolution to avoid Branagh's films if I could possibly do so. :(

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    17. Re:One to see by IndependentVik · · Score: 1

      He's actually proven his dramatic chops already. Or haven't you seen him in Six Degrees of Separation?

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    18. Re:One to see by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --The movie version of Bicentennial Man ranks among my Worst Movies Of All Time, along with The Avengers and some others that were so bloody awful that I am no longer able to recall their titles. (Most of the Batman movies except the one with M. Pfeiffer *do* come to mind.)

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    19. Re:One to see by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Branagh actually plays his role to perfection in the current Harry Potter.

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    20. Re:One to see by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Branagh's a ham -- if the role is hammy then he suits it. His direction of films is generally really overdone and laboured as well, not so much making a point as bashing you over the head with it.

      I wouldn't know about the Harry Potter films: I tried reading the first book and it seemed too much like Enid Blyton to interest me :/ I've steered clear of Pottermania ever since...

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  2. Bicentennial man by Troed · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... saw it again a few weeks ago. It wasn't that bad.


    I'm not sure the Asimov-worlds my mind has made can coexist with Hollywood ones though.

    1. Re:Bicentennial Man by kliment · · Score: 1

      I have the story under the name Bicentennial Man Don't remember the year. Btw all the stories are typed up and available on freenet. Dunno if they're public domain, I'd post this one if I was sure

  3. Will Smith as the robot? by YoJaUta · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's just hope he doesn't say the robot equivalent of "I make this look good!"

    1. Re:Will Smith as the robot? by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

      Will Smith points to Robbie from Lost in Space:

      "Old and Busted"

      Will Smith points to self:

      "New hotness"

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    2. Re:Will Smith as the robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy fucking shit I just busted a rib, that was good man :]

    3. Re:Will Smith as the robot? by Fizzog · · Score: 1

      Err...

      Robbie was the robot in the movie 'Forbidden Planet' (though he did make an appearance in Lost in Space, and featured regularly in the Banana Splits on TV).

      But any robot that can reproduce endless quantities of booze is a friend of mine!

    4. Re:Will Smith as the robot? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Interestingly enough, that brings to mind that Robbie also appeared in "Mork and Mindy" - in a funny-yet-sensitive storyline.

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    5. Re:Will Smith as the robot? by IWX222 · · Score: 1

      there's a microbrewery a few miles from me that sells to only one pub - and the beer handle thingie is shaped like the bicentennial man taking a piss - now thats cool. they should put that in the movie the only thing with converting any of Asimov's work over to film is that everyone who reads it has a different idea of what the worlds will look like, so a lot of people will see how Hollywood sees it and will feel uncomfortable with it. Its a pity really

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  4. I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by maharg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's hope Will Smmith does the story justice. Any reason to think he won't ??

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    1. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he helped butcher "Wild Wild West". The warning signs will be pre-release robotic rap videos.

    2. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Hellkitten · · Score: 4, Funny

      The warning signs will be pre-release robotic rap videos.

      Does this mean that doing "the robot" on the dance floor will become cool?

      Oh horror, I wouldn't care if they mutilated the story as I would be warned and could avoid seeing it, but if people start doing the robot I might have to lock myself in the basement

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    3. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes please lets not see Will smith doing a video robot dancing. If so I will never watch another one of his movies.

      I loved enemy of the state but I dunno if that was jean hackman or him. He can do some serious genres I guess. But the idea of I-robot as will smith I dunno doesn't gel with me that well because I'm figuring he might get jiggy with it and start doing dance moves. I hold this opinion and I'm black so.. this is not a race thing.

      Densil is too serious and too human to be put in the role. I would opt for lurch from the adams family or even spock or some other horror or sci-fi icon.

      Or how bout Ivan Drago from Rocky. I dunno. Collin powel?
      haha

    4. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Random+Addict · · Score: 1
      maharg wrote:
      Any reason to think he won't ??



      Well, yeah. The reason is just Hollywood in general. Look at the stupendous mess Hollywood made of Starship Trooper.

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    5. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will Smith can actually be a decent actor when the movie script allows it. See, for example, "Six Degrees of Separation".

    6. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, one good reason. Do you remember Wild Wild West? Come on people. James West as a black guy? Boy would have been lynched the first time he stepped into a town.

    7. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by WowTIP · · Score: 2

      Or how bout Ivan Drago from Rocky.

      Yeah! Hans Lundgren would rule as a robot. He already plays the part in most of his movies, without even being required to do so. :)

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    8. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolph Lundgren, you uneducated ... person!

    9. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Wild Wild West? Was it just me, or did Independence Day suck too? I wonder if this character will be a smart-ass mouthing off look at me character.

      I just hope I never see the trailer.

    10. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally I hope that Jeff Goldblum can get a part as en eccentric scientist. It would be good for him to do something like that. Something different.

    11. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by zenith744 · · Score: 1
      -russian accent- I must break you. -end russian accent-

    12. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I saw "bicentenial man", that's reason enough to think that Asimov cannot be adapted by Hollywood...man did they ever butcher that story.

      Can you tell me why the robot wanted to be human so bad? he was stronger, faster, immortal when he was a robot, wht would he want to be human? According to the hollywood its their usual crapola: "love conquers all"...bleah.

      They cut a scene from the novel when they did the movie, an important scene that showed why he wanted to be human so bad, the whole motivation for the goddammed story! (The robot gets ordered to dismantle himself by jerks in a pick-up)
      That scene was dark and disturbing (lots of rape/abuse references there), but it was the whole motivation to be human: so that he could rise above the second law wich keeps him a slave to ANY human...but nooooo, that would have upset people on the holiday release, so out it went, and the whole story with it.

      stupid Hollywood

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    13. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enemy of the State was an excellent docudrama!

    14. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by WowTIP · · Score: 2

      Well, no. His real name actually is Hans Lundgren. Dolph is his Hollywood nickname.

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    15. Re:I "said Nod Ya Head" Robot ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was starting to think I was alone in noticing that...

  5. Disapointment by e8johan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Smith has flourished in sci-fi with the "Men in Black" films

    I'd say that 'I, Robot' augth to be far more serious that MIB or any other movie Smith has starred, so I'll bracing myself for a big disapointment. But, hopefully, I'm wrong!

    1. Re:Disapointment by kongstad · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well I would say six degrees of seperation was rather serious.

    2. Re:Disapointment by giel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides of having doubts Will being the man for the job, I am quite afraid they will even spoil the original story. I mean that happens in a lot of (American) movies...

      Imagine the movie ending with a happy robot-man, robot-wife, two robot-kids (girl & boy), living in a big robot-house, surrounded by nice robot-flowers and a nive big and shiny robot-car... and a Will Smith song...

      OUCH.

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    3. Re:Disapointment by sg_oneill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I dunno.

      I think theres two options in making this film.
      If its authentic to the book, its worth remembering that the book have a sense of humor. Plus with stuff like "positronic brains" and computers the size of buildings , I suspect a tounge will need to be put in the cheek.

      *OR* we can completely shuffle the thing and kill positronics etc, and have a dead serious.... and perhaps boring.... film.

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    4. Re:Disapointment by computechnica · · Score: 1

      They will probably have him blowing up everything like normal hollywood fare.

      Wil Wheaton would have probably been a better choice (IMHO).

    5. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a hip-hop theme like they did to "Dr. Doolittle". With soulfull background music that constantly goes "Ha ha! Ha ha!".

    6. Re:Disapointment by tcdk · · Score: 2
      I think that Will Smith proved that he can play without acting like a moron all the time in Six Degrees of Seperation.

      He has been on the slippery slope towards doing an "Eddie Murphy" lately (not a positive ting), but I'm having a hard time seeing how he can do his usual "everything I say is funny, so why aren't you laughing" rutine in this setting.

      But this is hollywood, so I guess that you are right, be prepared for a big disappointment, but hope for the best.

      I wonder who'll play the role of Susan Calvin...

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    7. Re:Disapointment by bludstone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And he did a fantastic job in the role too..

      He also did a great job in Ali.

      Yes, Will Smith is famous for Being the fresh prince of bel air, a MiB, and a fighter pilot fighting aliens... but when hes serious, the guy can really act.

      Pity hes rarely serious.

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    8. Re:Disapointment by Glytch · · Score: 2

      I'm actually looking forward to the building-computers. It might give the movie a kind of unusual retro feel to it.

      But Will Smith? He's unpredictable. (Compare and contrast Ali and MIB2. Oy)

      Slightly offtopic, but one of my greatest fears in life is that Foundation will catch Hollywood's eye. Here's to hoping it slips under their radar.

    9. Re:Disapointment by Lasalas · · Score: 1

      He was also great in "The Legend Of Bagger Vance" - highly underrated movie, staring alongside Matt Damon, this was one of his less pure comedy type roles, and more fitting to a man with plenty of humourous wit.

    10. Re:Disapointment by jmoriarty · · Score: 2

      Slightly offtopic, but one of my greatest fears in life is that Foundation will catch Hollywood's eye. Here's to hoping it slips under their radar.

      I would have shared this view a few years ago, but LOTR has mellowed me. If someone with the dedication and passion for the story got their hands on Foundation, like Jackson has with LOTR, it could be a truly memorable series of movies. But with Hollywood I guess these traits are the exception and not the norm.

    11. Re:Disapointment by Random+Addict · · Score: 1
      e8johan wrote:
      I'd say that 'I, Robot' augth to be far more serious that MIB or any other movie Smith has starred,

      More serious even than Enemy of the State? That was Will Smith in that wasn't it? I've read a great deal of Asimov, including the Robot books and stories. Hard to see those as anywhere near as serious as Enemy of the State.

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    12. Re:Disapointment by sbaker · · Score: 2

      LOTR has been a big-time money maker - that usually focusses Hollywood's
      minds. Perhaps they'll finally realise that being true to the original
      book is a good idea.

      That also worked well for Harry Potter.

      It makes for long movies though. The page count of the Foundation
      Trilogy must be about the same as LOTR - so they'd have to sign up
      for three hefty movies.

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    13. Re:Disapointment by MaxVolume · · Score: 0

      Too bad the rest of the world seems to EAT THAT SHIT UP. I'm looking at you Europe.....

    14. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, get Lars von Triers to do a Dogme version! That'd be pretty cool!

    15. Re:Disapointment by Giggles+Of+Doom · · Score: 1

      Though I haven't seen it myself, I have heard good things about Will's performance in Ali, which was a more serious movie then MIB, so he is able to break out of the comedy rutine. Though perhaps if "I, Robot" starred the other Will we all know and love, things would be much better. :)

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    16. Re:Disapointment by raistlinjones · · Score: 1

      Harry Potter? Those movies have both disappointed me...I guess they're basically true to the books, but the acting is crappy enough to make them both fail. Most of the kid actors are horrible, the guy who was supposed to be stuttering REALLY sucked, Hagrid isn't very good, and Dumbledore just sounds bored and unfeeling.

    17. Re:Disapointment by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      Well, I think his comedy is for a younger audience. I especially make that assumption after seeing MiB 2 recently. As his comedy starts to get old and stupid, I really wanted him to shut up after the first 20 minutes of MiB 2, the children are most likely laughing till the end.

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    18. Re:Disapointment by G-funk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing."

      FFS people who say stuff like this piss me off... How can it possibly be a bad thing if somebody makes the worst possible movie about an aasimov story.... is the Judge Dredd comic any worse because they let stallone do that *thing*? Do the original batman movie or comics suck now because of the torture that was batman forever? Is the postman suddenly a crappy book? I'm always happy when there's a sequel or a book -> film adaptation of something I like, because if it sucks like dredd, I'm no worse off (except my friends wanted to kill for saying we should see it)... but if it rules like LOTR it only heightens my enjoyment of an already great story and universe.

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    19. Re:Disapointment by G-funk · · Score: 2

      You do know there's a lot more than 3 books in foundation right? I've only got one of them here (forward the foundation, no 7 iirc) and I think there's one by his son, a-la the silmarillion???

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    20. Re:Disapointment by DavyByrne · · Score: 1

      I'd say that 'I, Robot' augth to be far more serious that MIB or any other movie Smith has starred, so I'll bracing myself for a big disapointment.

      Actually, I thought he was quite good in Six Degrees of Separation. Quite a serious dramatic role not reminiscent whatsoever of his rap career nor indicative of his future sci-fi comedy roles.

    21. Re:Disapointment by Dexter's+Laboratory · · Score: 1
      Hey don't badmouth Europe! The Final Countdown rocked, man!

      Seriously, Europe IS absorbing everything you give us. Guess what show was bought and now aired over here, if not Anna Nicole Smith Show :-(

    22. Re:Disapointment by Harbinjer · · Score: 1

      Well, some people don't like "Lord of the Rings" because it isn't faithful in "gheist" of the book. I personally think its a fine movie anyway. So with I, Robot, even if they don't get everything exactly like the book, it could still be a worthy movie.

      I kinda tend to cringe with Will Smith doing this, but I say give him a chance, this could be his best performance ever(theoretically ;p), and I really loved Dark City, so I expect Alex Proyas' contribution to I Robot can't be bad.

      On the other, Alex Proyas wrote and directed Dark City, so he might not be as good with this movie. The story certainly has potential, and Proyas could make it an excellent Sci Fi movie, whether its totally faithful to the book, or just "based" on it.

      I guess I just remain hopeful, until I see the first trailer, and then I 'm either excited or I won't bother watching it. My biggest gripe with hollywood is bad writing today. So if this starts off with a good story, and has a good director, hopefully no one else will be able to ruin it.

      BTW wouldn't it be cool if Darren Aronofsky(Pi) and Chris Nolan ( Memento) made a movie together?

    23. Re:Disapointment by funaho · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's see....there's the orignal trilogy, plus Foundation's Edge and Foundation & Earth. Then there's Prelude to Foundation, Forward the Foundation, and the "new" Foundation Trilogy (the prequels by other authors.) So that's ten. Did I forget any? :) Of course the later books tie the Foundation universe and the Robot universe together so to do the *whole* story would be almost impossible.

      I have to say that the Foundation series is without a doubt my favorite sci-fi series of all time. A LOTR-quality series of movies covering at least the original trilogy is something I would absolutely love to see.

    24. Re:Disapointment by lavaforge · · Score: 2

      You might want to watch the movie "Six Degrees of Separation." Smith played a serious role and did very well in the part.

    25. Re:Disapointment by davechen · · Score: 1

      How can it possibly be a bad thing if somebody makes the worst possible movie about an aasimov story


      Lord knows they've tried.


      Nightfall (1988) or Nightfall (2000), anyone?

    26. Re:Disapointment by uradu · · Score: 2

      > If someone with the dedication and passion for the story got
      > their hands on Foundation, like Jackson has with LOTR

      That's exactly what I was thinking. Maybe, just maybe Jackson is also a huge Asimov fan. Imagine the entire Foundation series being done in a similarly uncompromising fashion, that would be unreal. To keep costs down, I wouldn't even mind if tons of CGI and unknown actors (now THAT I wouldn't mind) were used, as long as the story were told properly. Heck, Babylon 5 told a very decent story on a TV series budget.

    27. Re:Disapointment by uradu · · Score: 2

      > I have to say that the Foundation series is without
      > a doubt my favorite sci-fi series of all time.

      Same here. It's not too often that a scientist is also a great storyteller and writer. That's when you end up with a bit more substance and depth than The Force.

    28. Re:Disapointment by Zerth · · Score: 2

      *shudder* oh make it stop, it's like the bad acid.... ewww bird eating my eyes flashbacks....

      What's worse is I've seen both!

      dear lord, what was I thinking...

    29. Re:Disapointment by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Is the postman suddenly a crappy book?

      The postman WAS a crappy book. The movie was, IMO, simply better.

      (And, as I said, LOTR lost a lot when it went to the screen--but most of what it lost was the stuff that sucked.) :)

    30. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be a bad thing. After just seeing parts of Judge Dredd on TV I wouldn't read the comic if someone handed me one. The movie _can_ affect people's opinion about the source.

    31. Re:Disapointment by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 2, Informative
      How can it possibly be a bad thing if somebody makes the worst possible movie about an aasimov story
      You obviously haven't seen Nightfall.
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    32. Re:Disapointment by dswensen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because if you're the kind of person who likes to share your favorite things with friends, and Hollywood makes an extremely bad movie out of one of your favorite books, chances are the people you know who haven't read the book are going to laugh and scoff when you mention one of your favorite things. Not worth weeping tears of blood over, but disappointing nonetheless.

      That, and for some people, movies tend to imprint images on their imaginations that become somehow indelible. For example, Judge Dredd might be terrific, but I find it impossible to even think the words "Judge Dredd" without envisioning Stallone bellowing "I AM DA LAW!"

      If they had cast Stallone as Aragorn in the LOTR movie, and I had seen him bellow "YO, ELENDIL!" as he fights some Orcs -- yes, I might very well think of that every time I read Fellowship again. And that would be bad.

    33. Re:Disapointment by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Of course the later books tie the Foundation universe and the Robot universe together so to do the *whole* story would be almost impossible.

      They do? That sounds interesting...if you don't mind what are the names of the books that do this tying? Thanks

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    34. Re:Disapointment by slavetrade55 · · Score: 1

      I personally thought they both sucked. ;)

      Just another step on kevin Costner's slow, torturous, march downhill.

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    35. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno..... I would like the hour and 15 minutes of my life back before walking out of Starship Troopers back.

    36. Re:Disapointment by RobertFisher · · Score: 2

      MIB was not actually the film that made Smith's reputation. It was Six Degrees of Separation. Anyone who has seen that film can testify to the fact that Smith's "Fresh Prince" and MIB images are just the thin veneer on his talent -- the man can act in a serious role as well.

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    37. Re:Disapointment by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      LOTR has been a big-time money maker - that usually focusses Hollywood's minds. Perhaps they'll finally realise that being true to the original book is a good idea.

      Hmm, maybe they'll do _War and Peace_ some justice then. Excellent novel, by the way.

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    38. Re:Disapointment by LintMan · · Score: 1

      >How can it possibly be a bad thing if somebody makes the worst possible movie about an aasimov story....

      Easy. It can be bad because the bad movie prevents the possibility of a GOOD movie being made out of the story... No one is going to do a (good) remake Judge Dredd anytime soon. JD fans had that *one* shot at having a good movie made and it failed. So now most likely there will never be a good JD movie.

      And the same goes for I, Robot. If they botch it up into a "Wild, Wild West" jokey mess, fans of the book will never get to see a worthy version of it on film.

      Not to mention the fact that a bad movie can turn an excellent book/comic/etc into a laughingstock.

      In general, it's much worse for fans to have a bad movie made from their book than it is to have no movie made.

    39. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      if you don't mind what are the names of the books that do this tying


      Foundation's Edge and Foundation and Empire. You should also read Robots and Empire for the other half of the tying.

    40. Re:Disapointment by kallisti · · Score: 2
      How can it possibly be a bad thing if somebody makes the worst possible movie about an aasimov story


      "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" by John Varley used to be one of my favorite stories. Now, I get flashbacks of the horrid MST3K-level movie some PBS channel made of it. Millenium survives a little better, although the movie was awful. These movies also make it difficult to evangelize Varley, who is one of my favorite authors. Maybe someday someone will do Steel Beach or The Golden Globe, but with that track record...

    41. Re:Disapointment by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      What happened when we got an animated version of lord of the things which didn't even get finished? Just how long has it been since that, and we're just NOW getting a better version? Do you really think that anyone is EVER going to make a good screen adaptation of any of the stephen king short stories which were horrendously warped into crappy movies? (Though I did enjoy "The Running Man" (though I did not think it was good), it is nearly 100% different from the short story upon which it is based. Or what about "Total Recall" (also fun but not particularly good) which really begins where the K.Dick (I hope I remember who wrote that correctly) story "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale" stops? Fun movie, of course.

      On the other hand you have movies like Blade Runner, a brilliant screen adaptation of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, or (Dare I say it) the Fellowship of the Ring which was dramatically better than we had any right to expect, especially based on the quality prior animated treatments of Tolkien's work. While some lines were moved around to different characters (ALA the latest version of Romeo and Juliet to be released, am I still the only person who didn't hate DiCaprio in that?) and some scenes were dropped, it maintains everything important to the central plot. I haven't read the trilogy in a couple years though, where I used to read it approximately twice a year, so I guess it's time to pick it back up and see if I'm annoyed with anything. Only time (and two more movies) will truly tell.

      So the only problem I can see with a poor treatment is that a better movie will not be made for a depressingly long time after one comes out that sucks.

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    42. Re:Disapointment by n.wegner · · Score: 1

      Robots and Empire tied the robots stories (Caves of steel, etc.) with the Empire stories (Pebble in the Sky, Stars Like Dust, etc.), and then Forward the Foundation, Prelude to Foundation, and the new trilogy tie on the rest of the Foundation stories. It's one big long series, with something like 20 or more books/compendiums.

    43. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, most Americans DESPISE WITH IMMENSE HATRED that which is the, "Anna Nicole Smith Show". Just wanted to make that clear.

      It's bad enough people think we actually watch Jerry Springer.. No.. Just the idiots and trash. Which Europe has plenty of too, as well as every other country in the world.

    44. Re:Disapointment by banzai51 · · Score: 1
      and a Will Smith song

      A remake of "Once in a Lifetime" by Talking Heads.

    45. Re:Disapointment by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      Try getting someone who saw the movie Jonny Memonic to read the story, or anything else by Gibson. Bad movies sour the next generation on great literature of the near past.

    46. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you can't even form a decent sentence, and you walked out of starship troopers. Hmmm, yep, you sound like a person to give half a shit about.

    47. Re:Disapointment by Dexter's+Laboratory · · Score: 1
      For the record, most Americans DESPISE WITH IMMENSE HATRED that which is the, "Anna Nicole Smith Show". Just wanted to make that clear.

      Yes, I know. Actually I've got a friend "over there" (USA, that is) who asked if we ever get to see the shows like Ricki Lake and Jerry Springer, and I said yes, to which she laughed and said "oh, just want to tell you, we're sorry!" :)
      So yeah, don't worry, I've never judged America or americans because some of the shows are crap. To me, it only shows me the great variety of people, ideas, expressions and opinions that you have over there. Because most of my favorite movies and TV shows come from USA; whether it be science fiction, thriller, comedy, mystery... you know how to make entertaining TV and films. And the stuff that *I* don't like, is stuff someone else like. So it's all good. Something for everyone.

      It's bad enough people think we actually watch Jerry Springer.. No.. Just the idiots and trash. Which Europe has plenty of too, as well as every other country in the world.

      And I have to agree on the last statement. I didn't mean to say that everything american is trash and everything not, isn't. Too many people say that already, because they see only the bad things, and even when they don't, they still say it's something bad. They complain about anything that is american, just for the sake of it, and quite frankly it makes me sick and tired of hearing that over and over, because obvisouly they haven't seen their own countrys' flaws.

    48. Re:Disapointment by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      These movies also make it difficult to evangelize Varley, who is one of my favorite authors. Maybe someday someone will do Steel Beach or The Golden Globe, but with that track record...

      Yeah, ditto David Brin after The Postman. The Uplift universe could be so great on film, but unless somebody is going to do it right, I'd rather they didn't bother.

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    49. Re:Disapointment by Hast · · Score: 1

      There are also ties between the Foundation and Robots series in Foundation and Earth. I've never gotten hold of the Empire series though. Annoying!

    50. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > More serious even than Enemy of the State? That was Will Smith in that wasn't it? ...

      Yes, it was, and yes EotS was a serious movie.

    51. Re:Disapointment by hyperturbopete · · Score: 1

      Hey! Judge dredd wasnt all that bad. You just have to suspend disbelief a little bit, thats all. And, Rob Schneider put in a very solid performance.

    52. Re:Disapointment by redtuxxx · · Score: 0

      Please dont relate the post-asimov books to those of the maestro himself, IMNHO they are just not consitent

    53. Re:Disapointment by G-funk · · Score: 2

      ...the latest version of Romeo and Juliet to be released, am I still the only person who didn't hate DiCaprio in that?

      Yes.

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    54. Re:Disapointment by G-funk · · Score: 2

      I'll sum up all the replies I got to this one:

      "But my friends will laugh at me coz they think the original X is crap too!"

      Oh no! we can't have that!

      "I can't make my friends read the books"

      Anybody who doesn't read a book recommended by a friend because there's a movie which sucked, isn't exactly a great believer of literature... But they still should be able to read/not read whatever they please for any reason...

      "We won't have another movie"

      So instead we should never make one, in case we made one and it was crap then we'd never get another one that might be good? So what you're saying is, the quantum good AND bad unproduced movie gives you more enjoyment than a real movie that might rule, but might suck...

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    55. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who saw "legend of bagger vance" ? he was serious in that role. And I think he was awesome. He made the movie. him and that little kid.

    56. Re:Disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but Judge Dredd was swill. The only thing good about it was Diane Lane.

  6. Brand Name B Movie by ultraexactzz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It sounds like the actual script and plot will have very little to do with any of the stories in the book. Rather, Fox is using Asimov's name to sell what is likely to be a mediocre movie. Will Smith can be entertaining, but Crap made from crap is still crap. Boy I hope this isn't as bad as I think it will be. They who know me, know me. They who do not shall.

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    1. Re:Brand Name B Movie by will_die · · Score: 2

      I figure they can do a good job.
      The new outer limits did a version of "I, Robot" which was a decent job of it. It was mainly a court room based version.
      The main problem I see is that they are going to have to increase the length to around 2 hours, and add an action sequence(s) which it really does not need.
      So if it comes out near Christmas I may be good, it coes out as a summer blockbuster movie then expect the same thing that happen to Starship Troopers compared to the book.

  7. It's a Good Thing by MongooseCN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When a movie comes out based on a book, it stirs people to read the book. If the movie never came out, then those people would never read it.

    1. Re:It's a Good Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that only works well when the movie is good, which is where i believe the uncertainty lies.

    2. Re:It's a Good Thing by RyoSaeba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but if the movie is bad, then people will not bother to read the book, guessing it's bad too....
      And if the movie is good, people won't bother reading the book, since they (will think they) know the story already....
      Honestly, i've almost always been disappointed by movies taken from books...

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    3. Re:It's a Good Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's more likely that only people who would be reading anyway will read this book because of the movie. The people who normally do not read will not be stirred into reading this book. In other words, a movie might cause more people to read this particular book, but will not cause an overall increase in people who regularly read.

    4. Re:It's a Good Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. If the book is part of the sci-fi geek canon, the older geeks tell the younger geeks about it, so awareness of the book lasts without Hollywood's help, thank you.

    5. Re:It's a Good Thing by HiThere · · Score: 2

      If they do it right, it will be a movie of *ONE* of the stories from the book. Probably "Nursemaid". That might make a decent movie.

      But I'm not particularly optomistic. And I probably won't see it anyway, as for every movie I see I donate twice as much to the EFF (so they get expensive). Also, I don't particularly like movies (though my wife wants me to...which is why I even occasionally see them).

      Still, the general rule of thumb is that a short story can be a good movie, but a book looses too much. (I was *really* impressed at how much of the Fellowship was kept intact, even if they did loose a lot of the richness.)

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    6. Re:It's a Good Thing by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but if the movie is bad, then people will not bother to read the book, guessing it's bad too.... And if the movie is good, people won't bother reading the book, since they (will think they) know the story already.... Honestly, i've almost always been disappointed by movies taken from books...

      Sometimes, if the book is not really all that good, the movie comes out better. Example: The Wizard of Oz (which I read with my daughter; it's wretched gruel for reading). There's enough in the story to make for a good movie, if changed right. With the Wizard of Oz, the movie was done right. But a really good book, you can't chop it and change it without howls of protest.

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    7. Re:It's a Good Thing by UnknownQ · · Score: 1

      The problem is that with a book you can take as much time to read it as you want, with a movie if you go over three hours or so there will be mass revolting in the theatres. Therefore a novel has to be chopped up to make a movies so they take out things which you may or may not consider important. All good movies are made from concepts obtained from short stories.

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    8. Re:It's a Good Thing by Politas · · Score: 1
      If they do it right, it will be a movie of *ONE* of the stories from the book. Probably "Nursemaid". That might make a decent movie.

      Not from the description they gave of the plot. The robot in "Nursemaid" never killed anyone. In fact, I seem to rmember that in "Nursemaid", the family get rid of their robot out of fear, and the daughter wants to go see the robot where it's been reassigned to a factory, and the robot saves the little girl from an accident involving a large piece of machinery.

      I have somehow managed to lose my copy of "I, Robot", but I remember one particular story involving robots that had the second part of the first law weakened (allow to come to harm), and there was an investigation to find one of those robots that had worked around the law to manage to kill someone. I can't remember all the details, (it's been a long time since I read it) but it's certainly there.
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    9. Re:It's a Good Thing by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

      That would fit! It's the only story that comes to my mind where one of Asimov's robots killed a human (though my memories are hazy too). But I suspect they'll do their own plot, which may be great, or may totally suck.

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  8. Wasn't I, Robot a collection of short stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If so, WHICH one of them? Like all of Asimov's writing, some of it is very good and some of it is less good.

    1. Re:Wasn't I, Robot a collection of short stories? by notter · · Score: 1

      Good and less good?

      Please supply us with a list of the 'less good' stories written by Mr. Asimov.

      1. It would surely be a source of writing superior to anything that shows up on a screen today.

      2. What remains on the 'good' list would be enough to keep most people happy for years.

      The man was prolific, his story telling is ingenius. If the logic behind any single entry in I, Robot is not enough to entertain the brains of movie goers, they will at least be staisfied with the humor. If you do not agree, it is by pure accident that your comment was moderated up to 'insightful'.

    2. Re:Wasn't I, Robot a collection of short stories? by mjj12 · · Score: 1

      It was a book of short stories with a number of common characters (notably Susan Calvin) and a number of themes which developed chronologically through the stories. The stories were originally published in the sf magazines, but when they were put together as a book, Asimov added a framing device (Susan Calvin in retirement is being interviewed, and the stories are a series of flashbacks). Harlan Ellison wrote a screenplay a few years back which was essentially an adaptation of the whole book. This does not sound like that though: more an adaptation of a single story.

    3. Re:Wasn't I, Robot a collection of short stories? by Nintendork · · Score: 2

      I'm wondering the same thing. They'll have to dramatically change the book in order to make all those short stories fit in as one story with a solid plot. The movie will be based on I, Robot, but I doubt it will closely resemble it. I'll be surprised if they explain to the audience the threee rules of robotics.

  9. Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by rob-fu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because it seems like he's rapped about every other one too (Men in Black, Wild Wild West, etc). I wonder what it will sound like, and will it have 'ha ha, ha ha' at the end of every line.

    1. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, that Ali rap was hillarious.

      "I am the greatest - uh uh
      I am the greatest - uh uh"

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    2. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Shadukar · · Score: 1

      Music for this?

      Kraftwerk :)

    3. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by raistlinjones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I really doubt it. If it's a serious movie (and it seems like it would be), then his rap wouldn't really fit. He didn't rap for Bagger Vance (at least, i don't THINK he did).

    4. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by sckienle · · Score: 1

      Man that would be great! But only if the stick with the earlier stuff.

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    5. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by GianfrancoZola · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget his other old standbys:

      "Ya'll feel me, ya'll feel me?"
      -or-
      "Uh uh"

      Truly one of the great lyrical artisans of this era.

    6. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by redherring22 · · Score: 1

      ...and what classic song will he rip off to make that rap? The MIB theme came from some silly disco song called 'Forget Me Nots' and the Wild Wild West song was ripped from a Stevie Wonder tune.

      Maybe Paranoid Android?

    7. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, he'll rip off 'doin da butt' by EU, and the song will be 'Doin Da 'Bot'

      Not exactly a classic, I suppose.

    8. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will Smith has actually been in some great movies! Have you all forgotten 6 degrees of separation? If you have, or you havn't seen it, I suggest checking it out.

    9. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by ElGuapoGolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, cos his rap in "The Legend of Bagger Vance" was great...

      Oh wait, he didn't rap in that.

      Did he rap in Ali?

      Oh, he didn't?

      Enemy of the State?

      Nope there either...

      I know, I know... he's made a few bad rap songs for a few questionable movies, but cut the guy some slack. He hasn't done a rap video for *EVERY* movie.

    10. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it seems like he's rapped about every other one too (Men in Black, Wild Wild West, etc). I wonder what it will sound like, and will it have 'ha ha, ha ha' at the end of every line.

      -1 Pathetic Troll

    11. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, maybe the movies had some directors with the common sense to leave such things out, and maybe he had producers who had some sense in terms of movie tie-ins. It's not like Will Smith holds so much clout that he can demand stuff like that to be added to any movie he does; it's a decision process in which more persons than just the artist are involved.

    12. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by abhinavnath · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It's "Y'all", not "Ya'll"

      Damn white boys ;-)

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    13. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's "y'all".

      The apostrophe is used in a contraction to denote missing letters. In the case of the contraction of "you all" those missing letters are "ou".

      Tha said, the proper plural form of "you" is "you", not "y'all" or "you's".

    14. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Enzondio · · Score: 1

      Of course his lame accent in that movie was worse than any rapping he's done.

    15. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Theaetetus · · Score: 2
      He didn't rap for Bagger Vance

      That's just because Will Smith doesn't like to curse on his albums, and he couldn't think of any rap for that one that didn't mention balls.

      -T

    16. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      And not "Pocket Calculator" by Kraftwerk? :)

      -T

    17. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by Theaetetus · · Score: 2
      Ali = "I am the greatest"

      Not the other two, though... did he do a rap for Independance Day? I can't remember.

      -T

    18. Re:Is Will Smith going to rap in this movie too? by ElGuapoGolf · · Score: 1

      Sorry, forgot about the Ali rap...

      I'm not 100% sure he didn't do a rap for ID4, but I don't recall it...

  10. 5 rules for robotic actors by Trusty+Penfold · · Score: 4, Funny

    First Law:
    A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Second Law:
    A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    Third Law:
    A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law

    Fourth Law:
    ???

    Fifth Law:
    Profit !!!

    1. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm... i'm sure hollywood will replace 'human being' with 'american' - wouldn't want to appear unpatriotic at this time...

    2. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by droopus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Doh, your forgot Zeroth Law dude.

      A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

      Which of course alters First law: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except where that would conflict with the Zeroth Law.

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    3. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as the changes don't propagate down and alter the 5th law, it doesn't really matter.

    4. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by operagost · · Score: 1

      No offense to Asimov, but I don't see how one could harm the human race without harming a single human. I guess I'd have to read whatever novel the "Zeroth" law pops up in to figure out that logic.

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    5. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.


      versus

      Will SMith starring in I, Robot

      Conflict! Conflict! Does not compute! Conflict! Destroy! Exterminate! Exterminate! Extermin....*BOOM*

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    6. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by F2F · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We were taught that the fourth law was coined by a Bulgarian (that's where I'm from) sci-fi writer and stated something to the effect of:

      "A robot must always identify itself as a robot"

      The writer's name is Luben Dilov Sr.

    7. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The laws are in descending order of priority.

      Ensure (1) so long as (0) isn't violated. Suppose:
      1) Robot hates Bob

      Case 1: Bob is going to destroy humanity
      Action: Robot must stop Bob

      Case 2: Bob is not going to destroy humanity
      Action: Robot is not able to hurt Bob even though it hates Bob.

      It isn't a matter that ALL laws must be upheld. It is a matter that all lower # laws take precedence.

    8. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by drudd · · Score: 2

      Exactly. The idea was that if a robot was in a position to do good for humanity as a whole, but in doing so would harm a human, it was unable to take that action due to the first law. In reality this would make it very difficult for a robot to do anything but menial tasks (i.e. a robot could never make governmental policy decisions, as they always trade the interests of one group of humans off against others).

      The zeroth law then allows a robot to have a larger sphere of influence. I was always very concerned about the idea of these laws, however, as it's very unclear how one goes about defining "harm," particularly in the case of the zeroth law. What is humanity anyway.... historically humans have done terrible things to one another and justified it by not including those others in their definition of who is human.

      A robot with the zeroth law could easily make the same choice as a member of the KKK or Nazis and label an entire subgroup of humans as non-human. This really works for the first law as well, but it's worse in the case of the zeroth law since the robot might decide that extermination of that subgroup was a greater good for the rest of humanity.

      Despite that, I've always loved the Asimov robot stories, and I will give him credit for trying his best to work through all possible consequences of the three laws, their weaknesses and their sucesses.

      Doug

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    9. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      A robot with the zeroth law could easily make the same choice as a member of the KKK or Nazis and label an entire subgroup of humans as non-human. This really works for the first law as well

      This was used in one of Asimov's "Lucky Starr" juveniles -- a villain from the Sirian system tells the robots that Lucky's sidekick "Bigman" (a sarcastic-opposite nickname) is not human, so that he can be attacked with murderous intent. Because of the Naziesque "purity" of the Sirian population, the robots have never seen an adult human of such short stature.

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    10. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

      The zeroth law didn't exist in I, Robot. It appears sometime between 'The Robots of Dawn' and 'Prelude to Foundation' (I haven't finished the books between yet, but I know it exists by Prelude, and I think it appears in 'Robots and Empire')

    11. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by cygnus · · Score: 1
      Doh, your forgot Zeroth Law dude
      D'OH!

      holy spoiler, batman! now people won't watch the later sequels to I, Robot!
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    12. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Fifth Law: Profit !!!

      You forgot "Don't try to calculate the value of Pi" somewhere in there.

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    13. Re:5 rules for robotic actors by Blackneto · · Score: 2

      Hrmm to pull another quote from the book...

      GET LOST!

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  11. Why no Foundation? by droopus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a real Asimov fan (I even named my daughter Bliss after the character in Foundation's Edge and Foundation and Earth) I'm still surprised no one has taken the Foundation series and brought it to the screen. It seems such a natural movie script, with at least four or five great movies to pull out of the series.

    Anyone know why it has never been proposed as a project by Hollywood?

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    1. Re:Why no Foundation? by Ringlord · · Score: 1

      The books don't have enough sex and violence!

    2. Re:Why no Foundation? by RyoSaeba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would be a real pain to make movies. The first books are short stories collections, so i'd rather see a mini series.
      The second point is that the story isn't particularly spectacular itself. I mean, fine, save humanity & such, but no real fights, it's more political, psychological, about ideas (so can't easily be ported to screen) than anything else...

      I'm also a big Asimov fan (haven't seen Bicentennial Man though), but i'd rather have Foundation not adapted than adapted in a bad movie ^_-

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    3. Re:Why no Foundation? by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

      Perhaps "Foundation" is waiting for Peter Jackson to finish with the LOTR series so someone can hit it with the respect and the budget it deserves.

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    4. Re:Why no Foundation? by benwb · · Score: 2

      I love foundation too but I don't think it would be a very successful movie, at least if they did the original trilogy. In the first three books all of the action happens behind the scenes so to speak- you hear characters talk about it after the fact and plan it, but you never actually see anything happen. Sure, you could add it in, but then it really wouldn't be the same at all- you might as well remake dune. (I always sort of though of Paul Atreides as a really violent pissed off Hari Seldon)

    5. Re:Why no Foundation? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      It seems such a natural movie script, with at least four or five great movies to pull out of the series.

      Uh.. Narration? This is why many great books don't make great movies, or can be excessively hard to make movies of. Where the story mostly dialogue, it'd be easy, but my only read was Robots of Dawn and IIRC Asimov is as heavy on narration, to establish things as other writers, which is tough to do in a movie.

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    6. Re:Why no Foundation? by battjt · · Score: 2

      It would be an 80 hour movie. There is a lot of material there.

      The Asimov Fondation series is a must read, so you can read the Brin, Bear, Benford Foundation books, which are so much better.

      Asimov has a real nack for plot and story, I just get tired of the simple phrasing. I don't want my fiction to read like a tech manual.

      Joe

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    7. Re:Why no Foundation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forth will rise again

      Make that: forth rise dup2

    8. Re:Why no Foundation? by revery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Foundation, Ender's Game, many of Arthur C. Clarke's novels, and lots of other sci-fi classics are proposed every year, sometimes several times a year to different studios.
      Usually, there is some sort of timing or technological issue that makes them unacceptable, such as an interested director being available along with the requisite actors, and interested studio, a period of time since the last sci-fi movie was released, the belief that they can convincingly and interestingly sell the message of the book and still make a tidy profit, etc.

      With Ender's Game, the issue is the number of capable child actors needed for the film. In the case of the Foundation series, from what I understand, most script writers have a problem balancing the story between highlighting the ideals of Hari Seldon (the decay of civilization, the development of psychohistory, etc) and an action packed engaging film. Most scripts have either been snoozers (i.e. geeks would probably like them, but everybody else would... YAWN.... zzzz) or an overly action packed filmed that would alienate the diehard fans and make the movie seem to be The Fast and the Furious II: The Psychohistorian's Gambit.

    9. Re:Why no Foundation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't want my fiction to read like a tech manual.
      Though, by the sounds of it, you do want it to read like a second-rate ripoff. Brin, Bear and Benford's "Foundation's Propped-Up Corpse", "Foundation's Franchise Milk" and "Help Me Foundation, I Need Money" are dross.
    10. Re:Why no Foundation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      possibly, after all his id is droopus, so if "pus" is the last name ...

      bliss pus? sounds like a bond girl

    11. Re:Why no Foundation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No please a great book that could be destroyed by a bad Movie. Let my son read it and use his imagination. He still 6 yr. Let's wait 8 year before a bad movie.

    12. Re:Why no Foundation? by MouseR · · Score: 2

      Foundation might be a confusing series to put on film, because the 5-book trilogy (now actually about a dozen books) is spread over 1000 years of human evolution. That's hard to put on film.

      I would certainly enjoy seeing the Mule and the General on film (I forgot the original names--I've read the entire Asimov collection in french).

      Anyhow, I think that for a single movie, Caves Of Steel would be a better choice.

    13. Re:Why no Foundation? by CrazyJoel · · Score: 2

      "...waiting for Peter Jackson to finish with the LOTR series..."

      I thought LOTR was already filmed. They're just releasing them one year apart.

      Sort of like the 2nd and 3rd Back to the Futures.

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    14. Re:Why no Foundation? by Suidae · · Score: 2

      I always hear people talk about how they don't like narration, but I've never had a problem with it. I'd rather have some narration, particularly in a story that has been compressed from a book, than have a story that misses the point of the book.

      But then I'm not a movie snob, when I go to a movie I just want to experiance a good story, regardless of the style of the storytelling.

    15. Re:Why no Foundation? by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Personally I always thought foundation would be the top of my list for sci-fi films i'd die to see... Then I read night's dawn... I know it's not hard-core sci-fi, and it's a space opera, but hot-damn is it good readin.... And it'd make an abosolute ass-whoopin trilogy if done right.

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    16. Re:Why no Foundation? by Glytch · · Score: 2

      Maybe some cable network with an eye for series with plots (Are you listening, HBO?) would make a decent series of Foundation. It wouldn't make a good movie series, but maybe a nice long TV miniseries would do it justice. It wouldn't demand much in the way of a budget either (IE no multi-million-dollar CGI spaceship battles), just good sets, good actors and a good director.

    17. Re:Why no Foundation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Benford can suck my ass. What a horrible horrible writer. He totally butchered the Foundation universe. Wormholes indeed.

      That's the only book I've ever thrown away. I will never buy another Gregory Benford book ever.

    18. Re:Why no Foundation? by chown · · Score: 1


      You know what I've always thought would make a decent miniseries, if not movie[s], is the "Red Mars" Trilogy. Lots of very well-developed characters, and plenty of opportunities for Hollywood to exploit some cheesy action scences without doing too much damage to the story. I guess the year for "mars movies" is already over though.

    19. Re:Why no Foundation? by GutBomb · · Score: 2

      so they are going to take the book off the market when the movie is made? Of course not. so why would a bad movie tarnish the book? if the kid thinks the movie sucks tell him the book is much better.

    20. Re:Why no Foundation? by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1

      They perhaps are already filmed, but there's almost certainly still tons of work left to do on them. Movies aren't finished as soon as principal photography is completed. Undoubtedly the majority of the editing, effects work, sound work, scoring, etc. for [i]The Return of the King[/i] remains to be done. They probably won't have it finished until less than a month before release.

    21. Re:Why no Foundation? by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      GAAAHHhhhh, sorry about the attempt at italicization with brackets; I forgot for a moment which board I'm on... ;)

      "should've used that preview button," I know...

    22. Re:Why no Foundation? by funaho · · Score: 1

      I have other books by all three of the new trilogy authors and like them all as authors. The new trilogy books themselves though weren't true enough to the original for me though. The wormholes were a big part of my problem with that, especially the way they tried to explain away the lack of wormhole technology in the other Foundation books.

      I also had a problem with the way computers were portrayed in the new books. Computers in the original Foundation books were rarely mentioned. They came into play more in the later books but they were never a major part of the plot. And, short of references to robots in the later books, AI technology was nonexistant. Then along come the new books with this whole historical figure simulation storyline. It just didn't feel right.

    23. Re:Why no Foundation? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > The first books are short stories collections,

      No, they're not. You must be thinking of some of his other books, like the robot stories.

    24. Re:Why no Foundation? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Perhaps "Foundation" is waiting for Peter Jackson to finish with the LOTR series

      Hear, hear, just in case he's reading Slashdot.

    25. Re:Why no Foundation? by RyoSaeba · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you define 'short series'.
      IIRC, the chapters can be read independently & take place at different periods in the first years of the Foundation... So in a way there are short stories, though they do make a coherent novel, indeed...

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    26. Re:Why no Foundation? by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      I think it does not make sence to make Foundation series into a movie without making all of the I Robot and The Caves of Steel into movies first.

      Asimov tied together many of his books, essentially I believe all of his books are just chapters of a large book that he was developing in his head throughout his entire life. It is logical to start making movies from his books in the same order, in which they were written.

    27. Re:Why no Foundation? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      The chapters of Foundation were originally published as separate short stories in Astounding Science Fiction during the 1940's. (It later transmuted into Analog.)

      P.S.: There may be some exceptions, but I doubt it. I know I've seen "Boots and Saddle" as a separate short story in a collection. And it listed the original Astounding publication.

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    28. Re:Why no Foundation? by dswensen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/foundation.h tml

      Foundation

      Genre: Science Fiction.

      Studio: 20th Century Fox.
      Production Company: Unknown.

      Project Phase: Development Hell.

      Who's In It: Unknown.

      Who's Making It: Shekhar Kapur (Director); Dennis Feldman (Screenwriter); Vince Gerardis, Shekhar Kapur (Producers); Ralph Vicinanza (Executive Producer); based upon the Issac Asimov novel Foundation.

      Premise: In the distant future, psychohistorian Hari Seldon proves that Humanity will fall back into barbarism throughout the galaxy. He creates a new field of science - psychohistory - to try and save some remnants for the survivors of the coming apocalypse.

      Release Date: Unknown.

      Comments: Asimov's Foundation series of books has been hailed as one of the classics of science fiction. The scope of the book is immense, and it deals with intangible and titanic mechanisms that shape human thought. Adapting it faithfully to the screen is a hard enough task; pulling off and delivering the philosophical richness of the book to movie-goers is going to be a tough job to do.

      Back in 1994, TriStar Pictures purchased the movie rights and was trying to develop the property with a French director. The project remained stalled for close to two years until the rights were sold to New Line Cinema in February 1996, and screenwriter Dennis Feldman (Species) hired to work on a screenplay. Feldman has said that he will try and contain as much as the book into the screenplay and remain faithful to Asimov's vision.

      Rumors: Unknown.

      Scoop Feedback:

      August 31, 1998... At one point a couple of years ago this project was on the start of development; now more than a year has passed and no official word has been heard about the hoped-for film version of Asimov's Foundation. Even though hardly any development has occured with this project, we've been scooped a tiny amount of news over the course of the last six weeks.

      In mid-July an anonymous scooper wrote that the Dennis Feldman script had been officially dropped and the project had been placed in turnaround by New Line. Then, two weeks later we were told by another anonymous writer that Atlas Entertainment and the "producer of Twelve Monkeys" were looking for a new writer and hoping to set up the project at another studio shortly.

      Another week passed and we heard some more news. The producer that the earlier (same?) scooper alluded to was revealed to be Charles Roven, who apparently also runs Atlas Entertainment. [All scoops submitted anonymously.]

      Then, three days ago, another scoop. Another mention of Feldman's script being junked and the project being placed in turnaround -- but this time another mention of Atlas' attempts to breathe cinematic life into Foundation. "ATLAS is having trouble finding another studio who will take it on, mostly because everyone in town has already tried and failed to make it at some point in the past." [Sent in by 'HotDogger'.]

      Will Asimov's grand tale reach theaters one day? Perhaps. It can only help this project when the revolutionary advances to special visual effects by computer generated imagery continues on unabated. As well, when other legendary novels are greenlighted that require such grand-scale FX, the chances of a Foundation film continue to grow. With the recent announcement that J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings is set to be developed as three major features, and with the commitment from such as director as Peter Jackson who's passionate about the original material, perhaps Atlas will find the right studio and director who can also see the scope and vision of adapting Asimov's classic SF tale for the silver screen.

      January 7, 1999... All we were told was "Expect ATLAS to have this project running at a major studio by the summer." That's it. [Anonymous.]

      June 27, 2000... Faaascinating. Variety published a roundup of Asimov properties, and they stated that this project is over at Fox for Shekhar Kapur to direct. Kapur proclaims himself a big fan of Asimov since he was a kid, and the article says "Kapur turns the evil conqueror into an antihero who fights his own destiny to become 'a prophet of love.'" [Originally appeared in Variety; reported by Widgett and Steve Van Loon.]

      October 1, 2000... Gary discovered that the URL www.foundationmovie.com is currently a redirector to Foxmovies.com. So we wondered...what other domains from the Foundation series have Fox nabbed? Well, we poked around a bit in WHOIS and discovered that domains for the first, second, fifth and sixth Foundation novels have been grabbed. That means that www.preludetofoundation.com, www.foundationsedge.com and www.foundationandearth.com are all redirecting back to Fox. Curiously, the third and fourth books in the series, Foundation and Empire and Second Foundation were still available. Which makes us wonder, does Fox not have the rights to them? Because otherwise, why wouldn't they have grabbed them back in April and May of this year when they did the others? Curious. [Thanks to Gary J. Harris for making us wonder.]

      For those Asimov fans that are more knowledgeable than we, we left out Forward to Foundation since it was the last published and not in Asimov's own listing of the series. We also left out the "Second Foundation Trilogy," which was written by other authors at the request of the Asimov estate. But suffice to say, those URL's are not taken either. For more info on this, do what we did and check out the righteous Asimov FAQ.

      November 26, 2002... "After a disastrous first draft and the poor performance of Kapur's FOUR FEATHERS, the fate of this film is resting on the edge of a knife," writes 'The Fox', a fellow who seems to know what he's talking about. "But a new treatment has been written that has finally gotten things right. Let's hope Solaris does well so that Fox does not have another reason to shelve intelligent sci-fi."

      The only problem with our latest scoop is that The Fox neglected to tell us who wrote the latest draft of Foundation. Write back! [Scoop sent in by 'The Fox'.]

    29. Re:Why no Foundation? by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see both.

      Foundation as more serious movie(s) and the Night's Dawn for more GFX/action packed ones.

      Either of them will be hard to do well.

    30. Re:Why no Foundation? by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Informative
      The first three books (in meatspace chronological order) Foundation, Foundation and Empire, and Second Foundation were originally published as serials in science fiction magazines. Foundation consists of four short stories; the other two books contain two longer stories each. In 1966, this original Foundation Trilogy edged out LOTR to win the Hugo for Best Novel Series. Deserved or not, this honour has never been awarded to another series before or since.

      Later books, including Foundation's Edge, Foundation and Earth, and the two prequels Prelude to Foundation and Forward the Foundation were published as complete novels, with a single story in each.

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    31. Re:Why no Foundation? by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      With Ender's Game, the issue is the number of capable child actors needed for the film.

      "I see dead people...uh, I mean, buggers. I see buggers. Damn. Cut!"

      Seriously, the other problem with Ender's Game is that the children need to age several years during the course of the story. Adults are easy to age--add some grey hair, a few wrinkles--or stop hiding the wrinkles that they have. Making kids taller and older is much harder, though it can be done--LOTR has the same problem but backwards in dealing with Hobbits...

      The other difficulty arises because a lot of the important stuff in the movie happens in zero gee. It's really expensive and quite difficult to have armies facing off in zero g without looking really stupid. OTOH, a good rendition of the Battle Room would by itself be worth the price of admission to such a movie.

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    32. Re:Why no Foundation? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Depends on how you define 'short series'.

      You didn't originally say series, you said stories. Just about any novel can be published as a series in a paper or magazine (which was indeed very popular at that time), but that doesn't make it a collection of short stories.

    33. Re:Why no Foundation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Asimov's fiction tends to be almost pure dialogue.

    34. Re:Why no Foundation? by dollargonzo · · Score: 2

      ironically, Asimov does not like his foundation books as much as the robot series, as he explicitly states in an introduction to one of his new books, "robot visions."

      so, naturally, the robot books should all be done first

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    35. Re:Why no Foundation? by Dan+D. · · Score: 2
      Let's hope Solaris does well so that Fox does not have another reason to shelve intelligent sci-fi.

      ... Damn.

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    36. Re:Why no Foundation? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      The Asimov Fondation series is a must read, so you can read the Brin, Bear, Benford Foundation books, which are so much better.

      Really? I'm a huge fan of the Killer B's but I thought in general their Foundation books sucked. Particularly Benford's ... that rubbish about Voltaire and Joan of Arc was just so un-Asimovian, and unfortunately being the first of the new trilogy set the scene for the other two books. Brin's effort was decent though.

      And like I said, I think all three of these guys are fantastic writers (although I don't think Benford has written anything to match the brilliance of Timescape or Great Sky River for a long time now, which is a bit sad). They just shouldn't have tampered with the classics ... just stick to writing their own.

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    37. Re:Why no Foundation? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Here's hoping Rendezvous with Rama gets picked up. Morgan Freeman has been pushing it for a while now, and Dave Fincher will direct it if it goes ahead ...

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    38. Re:Why no Foundation? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Rubbish, he only tied robots and Foundation together after the fact. Well after the fact. And even if he did, you wouldn't need to film all (!) of the robot books before the Foundation ones first, any more than you'd need to film The Silmarillion and The Hobbit and all the rest before filming The Lord of the Rings. The stories stand on their on perfectly well.

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    39. Re:Why no Foundation? by bsane · · Score: 1

      Anyhow, I think that for a single movie, Caves Of Steel would be a better choice.

      I second that. Of all of his books I think it would adapt the best.

  12. Mis-casting? by cstrommen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it just me or does Will Smith seem like a very bad choice for this film?

    I'm a big Asimov fan (robot/foundation series), but I really can't see Will Smith playing in this. Even in his most serious films (have not seen Ali yet, so I don't know about that one) he's often playing a comic character, and this doesn't exactly fit in the "I Robot" story.

    Anybody else that have read the book(s) that like to comment on this?

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    1. Re:Mis-casting? by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 1

      Jim Carrey pretty much surprised everyone in The Truman Show so there's still hope for the fresh prince.

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    2. Re:Mis-casting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother watching Ali. It is BORING.

    3. Re:Mis-casting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, Will can act, he certainly was not a comic in Ali, he was a believeable character, he was Ali. Unfortunately the script sucked. I hope the same isn't true for I, robot.

    4. Re:Mis-casting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, remember there were the two technicians (Greg Powell, Mike Donovan) dealing with the tests for the hyperspace drive, the Mercury station and the team of mining robots. I could see Will playing one of those characters. What I think would be the most important is casting the role of Susan Calvin, the robopsychologist. I think her role is much more important in bringing out the subtleties of the issues in the robots.

    5. Re:Mis-casting? by benwb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One film that you should see before you make any judgements about Will Smith's range: Six Degrees of Seperation. He was absolutely amazing in it, and definitely not comic relief.

    6. Re:Mis-casting? by Amoeba · · Score: 5, Informative
      Is it just me or does Will Smith seem like a very bad choice for this film?


      I'm not so certain. Smith can act in serious roles, it's just that he's more well known for his comedic characters. My initial thought was Will Smith was a bad choice until I hit IMDB to satisfy the voice in my head that said he's never done a serious role well. Where the Day Takes You was a strong non-comedy role of Smith's. Great friggin movie. And though I didn't like Ali much he did a credible job of portraying one of the most well-known sports figures in history.


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    7. Re:Mis-casting? by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree. I like Smith, but the ideal actor for this role would be "impassive" (I think that's the word) without being wooden. Smith is too light and breezy. I would have expected someone like Denzel, perhaps; I imagine Tim Robbins could pull it off as well. Maybe Ethan Hawke. They'd also have to look very "ordinary"- good looking, but could have come off an assembly line.

      The other problem is that Smith is too babyfaced. I thought the main character faked aging to masquerade as a human, so the actor would need to do an Orson Welles-in-Citizen-Kane transformation. Not too many people could pull that off- and you'd probably have to have a relatively young actor do it too. I just don't think Smith would be credible as an older man.

      This is sort of like getting Joe Pesci to play the role of Julius Caesar.

    8. Re:Mis-casting? by brassman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Silly question, perhaps, but are we all just assuming that Smith is being cast as R. Daneel Olivaw? He could be playing Lije Bailey, who IS the viewpoint character (or "star"), after all.

      If you think of Daneel as Spock, yeah, he's the charismatic breakout character -- but it's Bailey who is supposed to be Kirk!

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    9. Re:Mis-casting? by adrizk · · Score: 1

      Silly question, perhaps, but are we all just assuming that Smith is being cast as R. Daneel Olivaw? He could be playing Lije Bailey, who IS the viewpoint character (or "star"), after all.

      I don't think he'll be playing either of those characters. You're all thinking of Asimov's robot trilogy. I, Robot is a collection of short stories, which was later worked into a screenplay by Harlan Ellison.

      The only sort of central character in most of the stories (I haven't read the screenplay) is Susan Calvin, the robot psychologist (or whatever they call her). They might make this character male.. otherwise, I don't think there's another character that appears in all or most of the stories. Will Smith's might even have a smaller role - just one robot in one segment.

    10. Re:Mis-casting? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      R. Daneel Olivaw and Lije Bailey appear in the robot series novels, starting from The Caves of Steel. I, Robot is a collection of short stories in which neither appear (although an early character-prototype appears for Olivaw in the shape of a robotic politician)

      Funny thing though is that, if I read the write-up correctly, it looks like they're going for a Robot Series Novel type thing (a detective story) rather than any of the stories in I, Robot.

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    11. Re:Mis-casting? by mbourgon · · Score: 2

      I like Smith, but the ideal actor for this role would be "impassive" (I think that's the word) without being wooden.

      Hmmm... the scary part is that I just realized who could probably pull it off - Kevin Kline. Of course, back to the last movie those two were in together: Wild Wild West (where Kline was the only watchable part of the movie)

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    12. Re:Mis-casting? by the+gnat · · Score: 2

      In the screenplay, the focus is on a robot politician which another poster mentioned- Susan Calvin is the main character, but not the title character. I think it starts with his "death", but it's been a while since I've read it. Ellison worked together pieces from a bunch of these stories to form a coherent narrative.

    13. Re:Mis-casting? by paulsc · · Score: 1

      Amen. Smith has intelligence, a good sense of physicality, and a strong desire to do good work. If he gets a decent script, the right direction, and decent production design (like the darkly futuristic Blade Runner), this could be a good movie. Much better premises than the tear jerker AI by Spielberg, who seems to like sci-fi, but can't help tossing in toys, gimmicks, and too damn much money to make such movies.

      For once, just to prove he can visualize and direct, rather than hire people to do it for him, I'd like to see Speilberg put a film in the can for under $5 million. This could be his chance.

    14. Re:Mis-casting? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Spielberg, who seems to like sci-fi, but can't help tossing in toys, gimmicks

      And kids. Too goddamn many cutsey kids with big gleaming eyes and squeaky voices. I watched the second episode of Taken last night, and while it's not too bad, I almost had to hurt something when I heard the voice of the narrator. My GOD, who in their sensible mind would consider that sort of sound desireable???

    15. Re:Mis-casting? by tribguru · · Score: 1

      I don't know...don't you remember Pesci's last scene in both Goodfellas and Casino?

      "Et tu? ET TU? Go &$#* yourself, Brutus, you big goomba."

    16. Re:Mis-casting? by __aaahtg7394 · · Score: 1

      Um, the narrator is the (creepy) little blonde girl in the commercials. No idea who she is yet, but i'm sure it'll be revealed soon enough.

      And remember, this isn't really directed by Spielberg, it's just "presented" by him.

    17. Re:Mis-casting? by patter · · Score: 1

      Silly question, perhaps, but are we all just assuming that Smith is being cast as R. Daneel Olivaw? He could be playing Lije Bailey, who IS the viewpoint character (or "star"), after all.

      Wrong book(s). Lije Baily and Daneel Olivaw were in the Caves of Steel, etc. Written somewhat later than I, Robot -- which was a collection of short stories, like 'Robbie' (which had various names at various times, according to Asimov).

      I hope Hollywood hasn't mucked it up that badly. Personally I'd rather see foundation or The 'sci-fi murder mysteries' that do feature Lije and Olivaw as movies.

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    18. Re:Mis-casting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPOILERS!!!

      Ah! That would be the story of Dr Calvin investigating the poltician who seems too good to be true in his adherance to higher ideals of behavior. Also very clever in dealing with some of the people-related problems that such a position would encounter.

    19. Re:Mis-casting? by KludgeGrrl · · Score: 1

      From what I gather, he's to play Lije Bailey. According to: http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,10925,00.htm l?tnews (I know, trashy reading...) he's "a gumshoe in the not-too-distant future who stumbles upon a massive conspiracy while tracking down an android that may have gone haywire and committed a crime violating the strict laws governing robots." So it looks like the movie will be "based on" (in that loose hollywood way) one of (or a combination of) the *other* robot books with Lije Baley and Deneel Olivaw.

    20. Re:Mis-casting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      > Is it just me or does Will Smith seem like a
      > very bad choice for this film?

      For all the talk of how bad a choice Smith would be for the project nobody here has seemed weary of Alex Proyas directing which has a greater potential for disaster.

      Perhaps because most of you yankee slashdotters are only familiar with his mediocre efforts (Dark City, The Crow). I guess you were spared of his most recent effort - an Australian film called Garage Days - that convinced me that for all his technical/visual prowess he lacks any real cinematic sensibility ... it was quite simply painful to watch!

  13. Hmmmm... maybe.... by donnacha · · Score: 2

    Smith can be entertaining to watch but I just can't imagine his hyperactive persona portraying a robot with any of the dignity Asimov ascribed to them.

    Certainly, I can't see him matching Haley Joel Osment's performance in AI.

    The article mentions that the film adaption is going to basically be a murder mystery, I just hope that Smith is going to play the cop/private dick/whatever rather than one of Asimov's real stars.

    1. Re:Hmmmm... maybe.... by flikx · · Score: 2

      Haley Joel Osment was not performing in AI. Haley Joel Osment is a robot. Hasn't anyone noticed that he hasn't aged in the past ten years??

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    2. Re:Hmmmm... maybe.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Certainly, I can't see him matching Haley Joel Osment's performance in AI.

      I thought The Bear was the star of AI.

  14. Shooting Will Smith? by russx2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shooting starts April 2003? Not soon enough! But seriously, I loved the original stories and for all Will Smith is annoying, I think he could pull of the detective roll pretty well.

    The inevitable chart song, however, seems a different story...

    1. Re:Shooting Will Smith? by sporty · · Score: 2

      Then maybe they should take your first sentence a little more literal and just shoot him :)

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  15. Dichotomy by mbourgon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Plus: Alex Proyas (Dark City, The Crow)
    Minus: Will Smith

    Plus: Asimov premise
    Minus: Hollywood adaptation

    Plus: Will Smith as a robot wouldn't strain his acting ability
    Minus: Smith might play the human

    Plus: clever ideas, cool story
    Minus: probably will be shot as a scifi/comedy

    This could be interesting. For the love of god, though, don't let Will Smith play his "normal" character (remember Wild Wild West? That was supposed to be Jim West?). Give him someone else to play - we know he can act, even if he chooses not to.

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    1. Re:Dichotomy by KrunZ · · Score: 1

      Plus: Robin Williams did not get the part

      Minus: Will Smith did get the part

    2. Re:Dichotomy by scrow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Plus: Proyas
      Never underestimate the directors ability to bring out good performances.

      Evidence: Keanu Reeves in The Matrix
      We all know that could have been a large ouch. :)

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    3. Re:Dichotomy by InfoVore · · Score: 2
      You missed one-

      Plus: They are making it.
      Minus: They are not using Harlon Ellison's script that Asimov approved.

      You can buy an illustrated copy of Ellison's script on Amazon, etc. It is an interesting adaptation of some of the stories in the book. Ellison did a great job of picking, adapting, and threading the stories together. Ellison emphasised the main themes to built a really solid story. He created a story that ties the others together; one that twists and turns and leaves you with a very poinient ending. Basically, Ellison recognized that Susan Calvin was the tragic heart and soul of the I, Robot stories.

      I can't say much more without revealing his plot. I can give you a hint though: Ellison realised that Susan Calvin must be the little girl in the story "Robbie". Combine that together with a couple of other stories, especially "Liar, Liar" and you can see how Calvin's tragic story parallels the story of the rise (and fall) of the robots.

      Excellent stuff. Highly recommended. Its a shame they aren't making it.

      I.V.

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    4. Re:Dichotomy by luugi · · Score: 2

      What's wrong with Will Smith having a part in the movie? He's a great actor. Him being on the project doesn't mean that it's going to be a comedy. He's a great actor with a lot of charisma. He did extremely well in Aly.

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  16. I Robot? Wrong book by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Informative

    from the article: The movie is a futuristic thriller in which a detective investigates a crime that might have been perpetrated by a robot, even though that seems an impossibility given those three prevailing rules.

    Doesn't this sound more like Caves of Steel?

    Interestingly, Caves of Steel has been made into a TV movie before

  17. Well, at least... by Aanallein · · Score: 2

    At least it's better than Robin Williams, who made me singlehandedly not watch Bicentennial Man, no matter how much of an Asimov fan I am.
    I still think this is going to suck, but at least I might watch this one...

    1. Re:Well, at least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Robin Williams automatically makes a movie suck, and Will Smith only might make a movie suck? wtf?

  18. Will Smith? by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "... Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing. "

    Man. I understand your mixed feelings on this one. It's like being a Judge Dredd fan and wathing Stallone unmask and otherwise butcher a legend. Considering Smith's recent work, I have the feeling I must miss this one, as I just can't see him doing a good serious acting job. Can anyone vouch a good bit of dramatic work he's actually done? Seems like a blunder in the making.

    Now Wil Wheaton, that's another story ;-)

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    1. Re:Will Smith? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Six Degrees of Seperation. A great performance - definately check it out.

    2. Re:Will Smith? by azadrozny · · Score: 1
      I though he did very well in Enemy of the State. He really showed that he can do more than just comedy flicks, not that any of his comedy flicks were bad either. He also get good reviews for Ali, although I did not see that one.

      I have never read the I Robot stories but they sound like they would make an interesting movie. I think Smith will do a good job. I do understand your reservations though. Sometimes Hollywood writers take too many liberties with classic stories. I will reserve judgement until I see the previews/reviews.

  19. Not good idea, I think by AstroMage · · Score: 1

    "I, Robot" is as much a philosophical discussion as it is a Sci-Fi book.
    I doubt Holywood will do it justice.
    With Will Smith starring, the movie will probably turn out to be a comedy-action flick, and will not do justice to the original.

    Oh, well, we'll see...

  20. Speaking of the 3 laws of robotics. by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I liked the story of Asimov and Clark attending the opening to 2001.

    As HAL is killing the astronauts

    Asimov: "They're violating the three laws of robotics!"

    Clark: "So strike them down with lightning, Issac."

    Kind of tells you something about the two of them, doesn't it?

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    1. Re:Speaking of the 3 laws of robotics. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Asimov seemed to think that robotics/AI could lead to a purer form of humanity. Clarke knew that AI was fundamentally flawed since it was a human creation. I like the spirit of the first, but the second is true as of right now.

    2. Re:Speaking of the 3 laws of robotics. by DThorne · · Score: 1

      Just to spoil everyone's fun :) , actually Asimov didn't refer to the HAL-killing, he made the comment about the moons of Jupiter lining up as they did in 2001...in fact this wouldn't (and didn't) happen, and both Asimov and Clarke knew it, leading to the famous tease and retort from Clarke at the movie theatre premiere...

      DT

    3. Re:Speaking of the 3 laws of robotics. by Reziac · · Score: 2

      From an ancient interview with A.C. Clarke:

      Q: Who is your authority for that statement?
      Clarke: *I* am.

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  21. Smith not a robot by jpatokal · · Score: 2
    Smith can be entertaining to watch but I just can't imagine his hyperactive persona portraying a robot with any of the dignity Asimov ascribed to them.

    The article doesn't say what role Smith will be playing, but it says the plot will revolve around a detective investigating a murder. The robots in I, Robot aren't humaniform, so odds are Smith will be playing the detective.

    Cheers,
    -j.

    1. Re:Smith not a robot by jgerman · · Score: 2
      Hmmm, that sounds more like the plot to Robots of Dawn to me. Wonder what the likelihood is that, as someone mentioned above, HW is attempting to cash in on the Asimov name by 1) writing a new movie 2) using a popular sci fi book as it's "source" and most importantly 3) being the total fuck up retards that they are, coming up with a plot that has allready been done in another book by the same author?


      I really have difficulty seeing Will Smith fit into any Asimov world. I swear to god, if I hear the word yo, or jiggy, or he raps a song for the soundtrack I'll lose my mind. That's all well and good for MIB, but I really don't need to see his hip hop style applied to Asimov.

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    2. Re:Smith not a robot by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Or the victim...

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    3. Re:Smith not a robot by sailesh · · Score: 1

      The odds are that Smith's character will be an amalgam of Powell and Donovan, the "field" guys who essentially operate as the eyes and ears of Susan Calvin, the robo-psychologist.

  22. Which robot? by Luke-Jr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Which robot is Will Smith playing? If I remember, there is at least 9 different main robots in `I, Robot', one for each story: Bobbie, Reason, Liar!, Runaround, Catch That Rabbit, Escape, Evidence, Little Lost Robot, and The Evitable Conflict...

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    1. Re:Which robot? by jdh28 · · Score: 2
      -- The # of the Beast is 666 in octal, not decimal.

      438?

    2. Re:Which robot? by perlyking · · Score: 2

      The answer is.. it doesnt matter because it will just be the usual hollywood fodder very tenuously based on a real story. There will be a romantic interest and a car chase. Will Smith will have a few catchphrases to say.

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    3. Re:Which robot? by HermDog · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised to see the 9 stories done in one movie (because doing that well would be nonconventional, nonHollywood and noncommercial -- OK, doing anything well is nonHollywood) but it could be interesting to see the same actor playing each robot. Robots are supposed to be pretty much interchangeable, right? Even if robots are engineered for different tasks (child's nanny vs Mercury labor), having one actor be all these expendable/replaceable characters could be interesting.

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    4. Re:Which robot? by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      Technically, yes, but there's no point to converting it to decimal... Base 42, on the other hand...

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    5. Re:Which robot? by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      I'm quite sure that the stories all happened at relatively different times, quite different enough for the robots to be redesigned in... From a movie point-of-view, having the same actor would possibly confuse the viewers into thinking they were all the same robot.

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    6. Re:Which robot? by fenix+down · · Score: 2
      Why is everybody assuming he's playing a robot? If he's the star I'd guess he's the detective. I haven't read the book in a decade, but what I remember was robots having moral dilemas while hiding behind dumpsters and then a detective doing all kinds of detecting and driving flying cars.

      I'd expect the robots would be special effects, so they'd be, you know, robot looking. The robots aren't THAT humanoid, so far as I remember. They're wierd enough to get recognized from aways off anyway.

      The detective does all kinds of cool stuff and fits Will's typecast a hell of a lot better than a robot.

    7. Re:Which robot? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

      It's been a long time since I read it, but I think in "Runaround" the robot had a malfunction that caused it to stagger around, spouting Gilbert & Sullivan. Maybe Will can play that one.

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    8. Re:Which robot? by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      RTFA: "Will Smith Winds Up 'Robot' "

      Not to mention that `I, Robot' takes place a /LONG/ time before Elijah Baley (the detective) is even born. You're thinking of The Naked Sun or Caves of Steel.

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    9. Re:Which robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's been a long time since I read it, but I think in "Runaround" the robot had a malfunction that caused it to stagger around, spouting Gilbert & Sullivan. Maybe Will can play that one.

      Yep; it was operating on Mercury, as a mining robot. It as exposed to selenium, which gave it a kind of 'drunkenness' that interfered with its operations. Took a clever bit of 3-laws social engineering to get it back on the right track.

  23. The script was already there by EkiM+in+De · · Score: 5, Informative
    I doubt that this is going to be a reasonably faithful adaptation from the book we all know and love:
    The project originated as "Hardwired," a futuristic script by Jeff Vintar that was amalgamated with elements of "I, Robot" when Fox bought rights to Asimov's landmark book.

    Basically Fox bought the rights, transplanted the name onto an existing script and then added a few elements from the book to avoid rejection. Either that or the script was a complete rip-off of the book anyway that they just brought in a few elements that were missing....

    Only time and release schedules will tell.
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    1. Re:The script was already there by ajs · · Score: 2

      And the worst part of that? Harlan Ellison has already written an excellent screenplay for I, Robot, which you can buy in book form.

    2. Re:The script was already there by krenn · · Score: 1

      Yup this doesn't look good for our heros. It appears they have some piece of script that they're trying to resurrect by inserting a Hollywood "name" (Smith) and then attract Sci-Fi hardliners by preending to have it related to a famous author/book (Asimov/I Robot). The crying shame is that there was a darn good screenplay of Isaac Asimov by Harlan Ellison
      (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/det ail/-/044 6670626/qid=1039015459/sr=1-20/ref=sr_1_20/103-857 0570-9683852?v=glance&s=books) though that looks to be long out of print.

      Ah well the only thing that could save this dreck is if they play it camp and have Will Smith dress up in drag and play Susan Calvin....

    3. Re:The script was already there by McSpew · · Score: 2

      And don't forget that in Hollywood, script re-writes can get ridiculous. Does anybody remember that Beverly Hills Cop was originally offered to Sylvester Stallone? He decided to make some changes to the script. By the time he was done, his movie bore no resemblance to the original script, so the producers took their story elsewhere while Stallone continued to work his script until he came up with Cobra.

      The problem with converting great stories to great movies is that the things that make books or short stories great are different from the things that make movies great. Usually, a successful adaptation either leaves a lot out or is based on a short story. Anything longer needs to be edited down to a manageable length, even if you're going to turn it into a miniseries.

  24. 3 words by docbrown42 · · Score: 2

    "Wild, Wild West"

    Wil Smith totally ruined that movie. I hope he doesn't ruin this one (but I'm not holding my breath).

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    1. Re:3 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you saying that movie was salvagable?

    2. Re:3 words by docbrown42 · · Score: 2

      Yes. Kevin Kline wasn't too bad, but I agree that the plot needed some work.

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  25. "Yo homes to Bel-Air!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yo homes to Bel-Air!"

  26. Not using Ellison's script? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're not using Harlan Ellison's script. So I expect that this will suck rocks.

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    1. Re:Not using Ellison's script? by gripdamage · · Score: 2

      I remember reading Ellison's screenplay and thinking: here's a movie that would have amazing special effects and is a great story.

      So is Hollywood going to use it? Of course not!

    2. Re:Not using Ellison's script? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they're not using Ellison's script. They've got to dumb it down into the Hollywood Action Blockbuster recipe. I'd feel better about their intentions if Will Smith or any other big name actor wasn't attached to the project. But true to formula, the first thing you hear about is the name of the lead actor.

      It's not about making a quality piece of science fiction, after all. It's about making money, and to do that, you have to appeal to the greatest number of people.

    3. Re:Not using Ellison's script? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read Ellison's script a few years ago and was quite impressed by it. Unfortunately, the types of suits in charge of films are the same sort of bozos who fired Robert Wolfe from the Andromeda series because they thought that the series was too intellectual for most people to understand. Only rarely do you get someone with the integrity of Kubrick, who insisted on doing the job right.

      Also, they'd have to buy the script from Warner Bros., a competitor. That might not sit too well with them.

      --- Brian

  27. Didn't we have this debate before? by LittleGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Back in 1989, when Michael Keaton was cast for Tim Burton's Batman? And after the franchise has run its course, Keaton is arguably the best of the "Dark Knight" movie versions.

    Will Smith has done great drama like "Six Degrees of Separation" (and tried again in "The Legend of Bagger Vance"), so I recognize the potential.

    Will Smith will not make or break the movie on his own. Alex Proyas gives me high hopes, and it's still up in the air who will co-star (Joanne Woodward was envisioned when Ellison wrote his version of the screenplay).

    Also:
    The project originated as "Hardwired," a futuristic script by Jeff Vintar that was amalgamated with elements of "I, Robot" when Fox bought rights to Asimov's landmark book. Subsequent drafts of the script have been done by Hillary Seitz ("Insomnia") and Oscar-winning "A Beautiful Mind" scribe Akiva Goldsman, who wrote the last draft and is expected to be a prevailing presence on the picture.

    This script has much parentage, and whether it meshes together as something worthwhile is still a big question.

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    1. Re:Didn't we have this debate before? by KrunZ · · Score: 1

      The problem is that when Will enters the big screen my mind will keep reminding me Fresh Prince, Jim West, Men in Black, Getting Jiggy a.s.o.. It might not be fair but that is the name of the game - an actor will always piggybag his last couple of acts.

    2. Re:Didn't we have this debate before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Keaton is arguably the best of the "Dark Knight" movie versions.

      but the worst Bruce Wayne.......

    3. Re:Didn't we have this debate before? by ianscot · · Score: 2
      And after the franchise has run its course, Keaton is arguably the best of the "Dark Knight" movie versions.

      In other news, I've recently been declared the tallest short person in the world.

      For all the hype at the time, all those Batman movies were incoherent and dreary. Quick -- give me three memorable lines or situations from that first Batman. I can think of one line, and then I'm stuck on the dreadful dead pause with the Prince video/parade forty-hour sequence. Memorable 'cause it was so squalid, maybe...

      Spielberg won't blow it in quite that way, or that's not his M.O. anyway. But I'll take the WB cartoons for Batman, thanks, and for this particular movie -- or Foundations, or Harry Potter -- I'd take a well-done miniseries from the BBC, on a shoestring budget with stage actors and a decent script, over Hollywood any day. (Except the day the next LOTR comes out, I mean.)

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  28. Actually by Apreche · · Score: 2

    There has been a screenplay for a movie of I. Robot around for a long time. I've owned it for at least 5 years, the book is at my home (I'm in college) or I'd tell you who published it and what not. I'm sure you can find it on Amazon. But after reading it I can assure you that if the movie they are making follows that screenplay you are in for a high quality movie.

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    1. Re:Actually by gripdamage · · Score: 2

      That's undoubtedly Harlan Ellison's script you have and they aren't using it: which is just one of the clues that the production team doesn't have a clue. A script of that caliber is available, but they aren't using it.

    2. Re:Actually by marimbaman · · Score: 1
      Ellison's script ought to be required reading for any science fiction movie fan. This thing somehow manages to combine Asimov's intellectual intricacy and Ellison's raw emotional punch in a seamless translation that would've been the "first really mature science fiction movie" (to paraphrase Harlan Ellison). So of course it didn't get made.

      See the glowing review on scifi.com, buy the screenplay, and weep.

    3. Re:actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That "predictable tripe" could have come straight from an Asimov story. In his stories, the Three Laws were imprinted into all robots for precisely this reason. Either you dislike Asimov stories or you don't know what you're talking about.

    4. Re:actually by seizer · · Score: 2

      For what it's worth, I'm a mild Asimov fan, thanks. My point stands: that of all the interesting themes they could have picked, which *still would have sold the movie*, they opt for the dead-easy and dead-boring world takeover strategy.

  29. Whoring by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 3, Informative

    Scoop Feedback:

    December 8, 1998... We heard of the title and the gist of the story before, but with the script stuck in turnaround there was nothing to report on. Then this email rolled onto our hard drive:

    "20th Century Fox just picked this script up in turnaround from Walt Disney. It's an old-fashioned murder mystery, really, sort of like an Agatha Christie, I guess. Except that all of the suspects in the murder are artificial intelligences of varying degrees of intelligence. A pretty dog-gone cool idea. Bryan Singer was attached to direct at Disney, with Laurence Mark producing, although that may change now. Still, a cool project resurrected by Fox, from a spec script sale by Jeff Vintar from a few years back. Might be worth keeping an eye on?"

    If Fox has picked up the project then things might warm up a bit. We'll keep our ears open for anything. [Scooped by anonymous.]
    February 9, 1999... Last Friday we were told that the week before director Alex Proyas (Dark City, The Crow) had been on the Twentieth Century Fox lot "talking about doing a sci-fi project for Fox, something about computers, I don't know which project, but it looks like he's signing on," our scooper told us.

    The next day we were then hailed by one of our known contacts that indeed Proyas had been shuttling around the Fox lot because he was signing the contract to direct Hardwired. Andrew Mason and Laurence Mark are the producers. We've no idea if Proyas is shooting with Vintar's present script or a rewrite. Fox is expected to make the Hardwired announcement soon...but now you have something to talk about at the water cooler. [Two anonymous sources will receive Valentine's Day cards from us.]

    February 18, 1999... A reader's review of the Vintar script has arrived in our Inbox...

    "I was very excited to read your latest scoop regarding Alex Proyas signing on to direct Hard Wired. This script has been sitting on my desk for over a year now, and it's one of the best original sci-fi screenplays I've read -- it baffles me that it's taken so long for it to move up the production chain.

    "Basically, Hard Wired is a futuristic murder mystery that reads a lot like a stage play - only a handful of principal characters, and the whole story takes place in just a few rooms inside the same building (although it could never actually be a play because some of the visuals are just too far out). The story surrounds the murder of a renowned research scientist where the prime suspects are a robot and an AI computer. Or maybe it was a suicide. Who knows? A detective from the FBI's AI division is assigned to investigate, and a very convoluted and clever mystery unfolds. All they need to do is change the name of the main character (FBI agent Del Spooner - yuk) and they'll have a winner on their hands. I hope this one makes it onto the screen just as it is on the page, because it's a terrific screenplay. Geeks everywhere should wish this one luck..."

    [Script review tendered by 'Agent 4125'.]

    March 30, 1999... One of our name-withheld sources gave us a quick update as to why we haven't heard any announcement that Alex Proyas would be the film's new director: "Bryan Singer does not want to give up his contractual right to follow this project from its turnaround at Disney to Fox. Lots of embarrassed faces all around--and disappointed ones--now that Fox is unable to pursue the film immediately with Proyas. A terrific project falls back into limbo for the indefinite future...." [Anonymous.]

    February 2, 2000... We were wondering if we'd ever find out what happened to Proyas' involvement with Hardwired...and our scooper's returned to tell us the latest:

    "Alex Proyas is in Los Angeles shooting a short project, and also meeting with executives on Hardwired, which is expected be his next film. Work on the final shooting script begins in February."

    [Credit anonymous.]

    March 8, 2000... Here's the scoop from a new face we haven't seen before, 'The Robot Fighter':

    "Fox is sending Vintar to Australia to work on a production polish of Hardwired with Alex Proyas. Hopes are high that this will go before the cameras soon. Fans of this sceenplay should be pleased!

    "By the way, the new producer on deck is Christopher Dow, replacing Andrew Mason, who no longer works with Mr. Proyas. That is in addition to Laurence Mark, who had this project set up once at Disney."

    [Like we said, 'The Robot Fighter' is the guy who sent this one in.]

    May 22, 2000... Okay, it's a bit odd, but Fox Foxey wants to tell you where they are with this one. The Vintar bit we knew about, but the second half of this--the part dealing with Asimov--is kinda wild. See for yourself:

    "I understand that Vintar will be writing a second draft (the first being his original spec) this summer, and that Fox and Proyas would like to film by the end of the year, or early in 2001. It depends in part on whether or not Proyas and company can whip their Masque of the Red Death script into shape, which Proyas was supposed to direct first, with Hardwired coming right after.

    "Another wrinkle is that Fox is negotiating for the rights to the title I, Robot in the hope of producing a series of robot films.

    "The studio feels that the Hardwired spec makes for a far better film story than an adaptation of the Asimov stories would be, and is planning to rename this project I, Robot, and I guess insert Susan Calvin and other Asimov elements into the script! So this would be the first film in the I, Robot series, which would presumably begin to adapt the actual Asimov stories in the first sequel. Sort of weird, but....

    "If you read the spec, which was sold way back in 1995 to Hollywood Pictures with Bryan Singer originally attached to direct, you know this isn't really a bad idea. Or at least, the story is intelligent and cool enough that you could see it happening.

    "But if Fox doesn't get the Asimov rights, expect it to go ahead under its original title.... Anyways, this could be a big tent pole pic! Either way, the robots are coming in 2001, first in A.I., and then in Hardwired!"

    Okay, that's a little strange. But we posted it here because that's how Lawnmower Man got made, so we know that Hollywood has such strangeness in them. There is precedent. [Fox Foxey did it.]

    July 20, 2000... One of our faithful regulars sent word to us that Davis Entertainment is now coming aboard to help speed along this project. Word from our man is that Davis will be bringing the rights from an unmentioned Isacc Asimov property (Robots of Dawn, perhaps?)

    The complete list of cast, as sent to us by our source:

    Director: Alex Proyas

    Writer: Jeff Vintar, based on his spec script, Hardwired; with characters & concepts from the short story collection by Isaac Asimov

    Producers: Topher Dow, Mystery Clock Cinema;
    Laurence Mark, Laurence Mark Productions;
    John Davis, Davis Entertainment

    Exec producer: Wyck Godfrey, Davis Entertainment

    Fox execs: Peter Rice, Emma Watts

    And it's supposed to be the first in a proposed series of robot films!

    [Scooped by our anonymous friend.]

    October 28, 2000... Our anonymous friend returns. And after all this talk, when we contacted other sources close to the production they merely said, "News coming soon." Here's sooner than soon.

    "The producer deals are now done. Hardwired has now officially become the first film in Fox's proposed I, Robot film series, serving as a sort of prequel to the stories we know...A draft by Jeff Vintar should be in by the end of the year, based on the Hardwired spec script by Vintar, with some characters and concepts from the I, Robot short stories [I assume Susan Calvin and the Three Laws, but I don't know for sure]. Proyas will probably direct this as his next big studio feature. He is filming a small Australian comedy right now, something about a rock band, and I, Robot will probably be his next one, filming late in 2001 [no way they could make it before the proposed strikes, so I have to assume it will fall into the schedule soon after]. An interesting project to say the least with that popular spec [Bryan Singer was attached to make it for Hollywood Pictures before they went belly up], and of course the great Asimov properties, and with Alex Proyas!"

    [Our anonymous friend strikes again.]

    September 18, 2001... A robotic squirrel ran onto our ledge today and then proceeded to tell us the following:

    "This film is very close to a greenlight now on Vintar's third draft. Proyas directing. I hear that Will Smith is considering signing on to play the male lead Detective. No word yet as to who might play Asimov's Doctor Calvin. The script is being guarded better than Fort Knox, but they say that it is true to both the original spec script while also being a cool intro to the 'I, Robot' world, and has a shot at being the best A.I. film ever made. [Not that this would be too hard after Bicentennial Man and A.I.!] Anyway, it all sounds hopeful. Producers on the project are Laurence Mark and John Davis. Expect this to film at Fox's Australia studios next spring!"

    [We gave the chittering 'FoxMania' a couple of nuts, then he dashed away into the trees.]

    Laurence Mark and John Davis are indeed producers working on the script, so that part of our furry friend's message checks out.

    February 14, 2002... Our next scooper has been proven to be 100% legitimate. The last time they contacted CA, it was to tell us that Charlie's Angels director McG had been hired to helm Superman 5. That was in October 2001, and today the official announcement finally appeared in the industry trade magazine Variety. Need we say more about our scooper's credentials?

    Today we'll spill what new information they've told us. Considering where this information comes from, we think it tells you precisely what's going on right now with the Hardwired movie project...and who might be cast as the movie's leading man.

    "This film is getting ready to roll this fall at the Fox Sydney studies under the direction of Alex Proyas. Tentative start date is September. The studio is going out to cast soon, and you can expect them to start at the top, Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe, etc. The script is being guarded tightly, but those who have read it say it is just fantastic, and wonder if such a script can really make it through the studio without being dumbed down. Not an adaptation of any one Asimov story, based on an original script, but one that serves as a prequel and an introduction to Susan Calvin and the 'I, Robot' world. Design work on that world and the robots has already begun down under. Look for this at Christmas time, 2003. Remember you heard it from..."

    [...our anonymous friend. And we thank you again, sir.]

    February 19, 2002... While being interviewed by Moviehole, director Alex Proyas seemed to confirm what our inside sources have been telling us this past year. "[Hardwired] will probably be my next movie and we are hoping to start shooting before the end of this year," Proyas told the website. "The project is actually called I Robot and is based on the stories of Isaac Asimov. It's a murder mystery where the main suspect is an extremely advanced robot."

    [Thanks to Clint at Moviehole.]

    April 29, 2002... Don't blame the messenger; we're just telling you what we ourselves were told:

    "Fox took a great script and gave it to the two geniuses responsible for last summer's Planet of the Apes disaster, Larry Rosenthal and Mark Konner. You can guess what happened. Everyone who read the original was thrilled. Anyone who reads this one is going to battle their gag reflex. Let's hope somebody in charge comes to their d--n senses, or this is going to be yet another piece a shit. Oh wait what I saying? This is Fox. The movie never had a chance...." [This timebomb left behind by 'Doom Patrol'.]

    August 16, 2002... A new scooper tells us that a new production office has been set up at Fox Studios Australia for the next Alex Proyas project. "It's marked as I ROBOT and has car spaces for Antoine Simkine, Liz Keogh and Alex Proyas," writes our pal. "Looks very promising for I ROBOT kicking off in the near future." [That's the news from Kelvin.]

    November 26, 2002... We've been doing this for a few years, so we've managed to forge relationships with some Hollywood insiders; people who know about this film stuff before we do, people we trust because what they've told us before has come to pass. People like our next scooper.

    "Everyone in town knows Will Smith has been dancing around this project--once again--for weeks now," writes our red friend. "He'll have to make his final decision soon, as the project is still gearing up for a spring start." So how long with Fox let Smith go before he has to make that final decision?

    [Name withheld.]

    December 2, 2002... We've been getting scoops from Hollywood and Australian insiders about this project for a couple of years, but today we heard a bit of news from a Vancouver spy about Alex Proyas' I Robot project. According to our source the project has quietly moved into development and is looking around Vancouver for "things". Whether that means the film is seeking studio space and will shoot partly in Canada remains unclear. Still, our man on the inside tells us that the buzz is that it's shaping up to be planned for a summer release..."Which summer I dont know."

    [Anonymous.]

    December 3, 2002... Another one of our anonymous insiders (this time it's a different fellow) tells us that the word is I Robot is being targeted for a summer 2004 release with a spring 2003 start of production. [Name withheld too.]

    December 4, 2002... It was more than a year ago we first told you that Will Smith was one of the leading candidates for starring in I, Robot. As recently as last month, another of our inside connections told us that time was growing short for Smith and he would have to make a decision about starring in the film or moving on to some other project. Finally we can report that today we have proof that our inside connections were indeed 100% correct.

    In today's issues of Variety and The Hollywood Reporter, both magazines report that Will Smith is in talks to play the lead in I, Robot with Alex Proyas attached to direct. And also reported in the trades is what we told you about yesterday, that production is scheduled to commence in spring 2003. [Sources: Variety, Hollywood Reporter.]

    The dual stories in Reporter and Variety could very well be an attempt by someone -- whether it's the studio, a producer, whomever -- to drum up buzz and get Smith to commit to the project. That very well might happen now.

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  30. A Viewpoint by boris_the_hacker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I dont really read Asimov and therefore couldn't really call myself a fan. I also havent read the book.So I wont make a comment.

    But I do wish to comment on Will Smith. Personally I really like him as an actor. In MIB he was funny. In Enemy Of The State and Ali he played non comic characters in non comic films and pulled it off. Both those films where good [imho] and in Ali he did a great job. I am looking forward to seeing Will Smith on screen again to see how he does again.

    So, yes, the point, please dont slate Will Smith before you have seen him in these two [more] serious films as he isn't such a bad actor and may just suprise you.

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  31. How long before... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    How long before you see/hear:

    Will pull out a big-ass gun

    Say something macho like, "You will not shoot that green shit at me!"

    "quelle horreur!"

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  32. Ok, I see how it is... by scruggs_style · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing"

    It's cause I'm black, isn't it?

    Will Smith.

    1. Re:Ok, I see how it is... by MonTemplar · · Score: 1

      Who the smeg modded the above as Flamebait??

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    2. Re:Ok, I see how it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, Jesus, just a little joke...

    3. Re:Ok, I see how it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find that's spelt

      "Is it cos I is black, Aye!"

    4. Re:Ok, I see how it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it is.

      Remember that in the future, there are no negros. And certainly no one would want a negro robot.

  33. Short Stories? by renderhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm surprised that more people haven't pointed this out, but isn't I, Robot a collection of short stories, some of which are set decades apart from one another? I can't imagine this being a good thing(TM) for the book's reputation, since anyone reading the book because of the movie will be surprised to find that the two are nothing alike. I just hope that they leave Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles alone. Someone produced a terrible miniseries from it years ago, and I can only imagine how bad a condensed, 2-hour version would be.

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    1. Re:Short Stories? by Xpilot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not only that, but they also mostly unrelated in terms of plotline. Besides the recurring characters, each episode deals with a different theme and crisis. It's better to be made into a mini series or something.

      Are they going to change the name of US Robots and Mechanical Men Corp to "North American Robotics" again as in "The Bicentennial Man" movie (which is ironic; the reason for the name change is so that it wouldn't infringe on US Robotics, but US Robotics got its name from Asimov's stories!).

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  34. actually by seizer · · Score: 2

    There seems to be a quite strong resemblance to Little Lost Robot, in which a first law modification allows a robot to not intervene, when a human is at risk.

    The movie is a futuristic thriller in which a detective investigates a crime that might have been perpetrated by a robot, even though that seems an impossibility given those three prevailing rules.

    Unfortunately it immediately degenerates into predictable tripe:

    "The big idea here is that if the robots have found a way to violate the laws, there is nothing to stop them from taking over, because the human race is so dependent on robots and automation"

    "Nothing" to stop them taking over? Nothing except Will Smith, of course. D'oh!

  35. Fourth Law? by tomzyk · · Score: 2

    Wasn't there a fourth law (in later books?) saying something to the effect that a robot cannot create and/or (re-)program another robot? Or maybe that was just something I discussed with my geek friends 10 years ago and didn't actually read it. (memory fails after so many years of college and alcohol.)

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    1. Re:Fourth Law? by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      I don't remember a "fourth" law, but I do remember the nonsense about the "zeroeth" law in Robots and Empire. Asimov should have left that series alone after Robots of Dawn.

  36. Robot as ferengi by joelwest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldnt it be great if instead of the Laws of robotics they programmed robots with the rules of aquisition?

    Oh wait.. that's Hollywood isn't it?

  37. Alex Proyas by Nept · · Score: 2

    dude... I don't see how you can complain. Alex Proyas would be perfect for this kind of sci-fi movie. My first choice would be Ridley Scott (Blade runner, Alien) but Proyas will do a good job as well.
    I'm a little surprised with Will Smith, but he's a versatile actor and probably looking for a new script that has a high potential for sequels. I imagine if Proyas shoots even a moderately successful sci-fi flick, some of the other robot movies will go into the works as well.

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  38. It's Not the Ellison Script by Ranger · · Score: 2, Informative

    Those bastards aren't going to use Harlan Ellison's screenplay. So don't bother. I'm not surprised. Will Smith's version should be better than the execrable adaptation of Nightfall whose only dubious distinction is that it was filmed at Arcosanti, but it probably won't be better than Robin William's super-schmaltzy Bicentennial Man.

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    1. Re:It's Not the Ellison Script by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      That adaptation of Nightfall was the most horrible thing I have ever seen in my whole life. The moron responsible for that must have had a personal vendetta against Asmiov or something.

      I guess what made it worse was, when I saw it I was expecting low budget, but with a story like Nightfall it wouldn't matter. I did not expect them to mutilate the story and use worse actors than me (I can't act).

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  39. It's got to be good. by techstar25 · · Score: 2

    Remember Dark City? This guy has a skill for making dark sci-fi. Yeah, it will be good.

  40. Alex Proyas for president??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if this film will be any good, but it stands to reason that it will. Dark City is one of the best visual movies of all time, in my shortsighted view. Something about the movie makes it easy to watch over and over.

    I personally find Asimov to be pretty remedial, but he's quite popular. Should make for a good flick. Now, if they'd just get David Lynch to do another Dune movie...

    1. Re:Alex Proyas for president??? by IceFreak2000 · · Score: 0

      What, you'd let David Lynch at Dune Messiah after shredding the original Dune? Dude, you've got to be sick in the head.

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  41. Wouldn't that be Harlan Ellison's script? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When first I saw this story, I hoped that someone had finally picked up the script that Ellison wrote (IIRC, finished in the early '70s). sigh.

  42. Check out "Six Degrees of Separation" by Jack_Frost · · Score: 1

    Will Smith made that quite a while ago before he was a huge box office draw. Not a bad movie and he does show off some range outside of the comedic lead roles he's been doing recently.

  43. Asimov and 1337-5p33k? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Runaround (the second of the I, Robot nonology), Asimov uses a robot called Speedy, derived from its model number SPD-13. Was Asimov the first 31337 5kr1pt k1dd13?

  44. Spinning faster and faster by perlyking · · Score: 2

    Someone must have figured that even after Robin Williams in Bicentennial Man, Asmiov wasn't spinning quite fast enough in his grave.

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  45. Brent Spiner & Other thoughts by musterion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They should have considered Brent Spinner (sp?) for this, as he as thought through the nuances (I really hate that word but it fits her) of playing a non-human.

    Is it really I, Robot, or is it Caves of Steel, etc that they are doing.

    If you want semi-pornographic Science Fiction, why not more Robert Heinlein ??

    I will not watch movie with Robin Williams in the if I can help it.

  46. You have got to see... by cnelzie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bicentenial Man, at first, I had thought the movie would be another Robin Williams acting like a crazy entertainer, ala Rainbow Rudolph (Death to Smootchy) or Mork.

    However, he provided, in my opinion, one of his best performances ever. Whenever I get the chance to see that film, I take it. The story of his character evolving into something much more then what he was before is unbelievably heart-warming.

    It shows that to be human is far more then simply being born as a human. It is a collection of thoughts, emotions and self-determination.

    I have to rank Bicentenial Man up there as one of the greatest of Hollywood films. Which is typically the case for true cerebral/philosophical films about humanity.

    I am unable to recomend this film enough. If you watched Star Trek:TNG and liked the character of Data, then you will seriously enjoy this film. If you despised Data (and Star Trek in general) avoid this film as it covers humanity and the trappings of humanity, there are no crazy action sequences.

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    1. Re:You have got to see... by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      Exactly! That was one of the most insightful comments I've read in a while or maybe it just seemed like you took my thoughts straight out of my head and posted it.

      I always felt that TNG made the line fuzzy between machine and human. Bicentennial man came along and made the line completely blurry.

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  47. The Revised Laws of Robotics: by NeuroManson · · Score: 5, Funny

    First Law:
    A robot may not get jiggy with a human being, or, through getting jiggy with it, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Second Law:
    A robot must get jiggy with it under orders given it by human beings, except where getting jiggy with it would conflict with the First Law.

    Third Law:
    A robot must protect its getting jiggy with it as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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    1. Re:The Revised Laws of Robotics: by mark.scott · · Score: 1

      How is this OT? 1. Getting "jiggy with it" is relevant to Will Smith 2. The laws of robotics are probably relevant to the subject matter of the film (I haven't read the book) At least +1, Funny?

    2. Re:The Revised Laws of Robotics: by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

      Exactly, the three laws of robotics are the whole basis for "I Robot", see: http://members.evansville.net/bob/robots/laws.html for further information.

      Secondly, Will Smith used "Getting Jiggy With It" is a Will Smith song (even though he uses the "getting jiggy with it" line in a lot of his songs, a Will Smith trademark, if you will).

      I hate when moderators don't have a clue.

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    3. Re:The Revised Laws of Robotics: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this OT?

      First law of moderation. If one does not understand the topic, one must spend all moderation points on it.

  48. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Walterk · · Score: 1

    Humans are robots who have no law.

  49. Great fiction and director, bad actor by William.Bertram · · Score: 1

    I'm sure most sci-fi fiction fans love Asimov stories as much as I do. I'm sure most sci-fi movie fans at least appreciate Alex Proyas movies. What I'm not sure of is how Will Smith was chosen to star in I, Robot. I'm sorry, but this guy is not a good actor, and was probably not Alex Proyas first choice.

    Why not someone like Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Lawrence Fishburn, Kevin Spacey, Sam Jackson, or Edward Norton? Hell, even Bruce Willis or Brad Pitt would be better choices for this role.

    This looks like a clear case of movie marketing people trying to sell tickets with a popular name, and potentially ruining what should be a good movie in the process.

  50. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by kalidasa · · Score: 2

    I suppose the other possibility is that it's the story about the robot with the "weakened" first law, who kills a human by inaction.

  51. Serious Asimov fans may want to skip it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I won't be seeing it unless the advance reviews are extraordinarily good. (And by that I mean reports that the film cures cancer, backaches, blindness, etc.)

    From what I recall, Asimov endorsed Harlan Ellison's wonderful script before he died - to make a movie using any other script, especially one barely connected to the stories, is an insult. Guess there aren't any serious sf fans in the Fox executive ranks.

    1. Re:Serious Asimov fans may want to skip it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Akiva Goldsman as writer? Ye Gods! He's among the worst out there. Oscar or no, his record in science fiction is risible -- Lost in Space, and the last two Batman films (read: franchaise-killers).

      If it is truly so, there is no hope for this film...

  52. No will smith songs, please by CriX · · Score: 3, Funny

    OMG, I hope there isn't a new Will Smith song with this movie... jeez, it'll be so bad if he tries to sing something serious or make some sort of "message to the children" warning them of a possible dystopian robotic future.

    Yo, Damn these robots be confusin'
    Now that they start abusin.
    Who knows when they might go bad?
    I almost wish that I had
    invested in a new computer game pad
    than this faulty piece of metal.
    These three laws be dead
    and I don't wanna face no battle,
    should bought my baby a rattle,
    or a craft matic adjustable bed!
    Peace!


    Seriously though, I hope they take this movie seriously... seriously.

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    1. Re:No will smith songs, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, i heard will smith was first pick as neo on the matrix but he turned it down for wild wild west

  53. Dr who? by IPFreely · · Score: 4, Funny
    Will is a good actor and all...

    .. but he just isn't what I picture when I read about Dr. Susan Calvin.

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  54. Proyas Good, Smith Not So Good by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Directed by Alex Proyas? I'm so there -- Dark City is an awesome movie!

    Starring Will Smith? I so don't care ... he's okay, that's about it.

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    1. Re:Proyas Good, Smith Not So Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked Dark City as well, but it wasn't made under the same constraints that Robot is likely to see. The fact that Will Smith's name is attached to the project at such an early stage suggests to me that this is going to be a formula action film --- pure mutilation of Asimov's work.

      I'll be hoping I'm wrong, but the fact that they're not using Harlan Ellison's screenplay does not bode well.

  55. What's with the Will-Bashing? by fraudrogic · · Score: 1

    Will Smith's successful movies have been comedic performances and the audience that paid all that money are the same people who don't care to see Will in a serious performance. Therefore any movie that isn't going to show Will being goofy or acting like a kid is not going to make money.
    I think Will Smith has a great presence on film and he is able to act (Ali, Legend of Bagger Vance, Enemy of the State)and to bash him because of his successful films or that he creates rap music for the movies isn't fair to his talent.

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  56. It's a bad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing. "

    Will Smith in an Asimov story? Like it wasn't bad enough he played Ali? Sheesh, he's probably going to play Miles Davis next, or Richard Feynman even. Is there anyone anything great and good he won't befoul with his presence?

  57. Not a good fit by ibm1130 · · Score: 1

    Will Smith is entertaining but as R. Daneel Olivaw
    he just doesn't fit.
    R Daneel is much too dark a figure for Smith to do
    believably.

  58. Why Will Smith? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will Smith seems to be able to do little more than playing his clownish self. I find it difficult to believe that he is not going to be grossly miscast in I, Robot.

  59. People tend to not like Smith, I take it... by Hadean · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But has anyone seen Six Degrees of Seperation? Honestly, the man -does- have talent... But, if you were in his shoes, wouldn't you rather make -fun- movies (MiB, etc.) and make a hundred times the money? I would...

    But as has been mentioned, this kind of argument has been made a hundred times before... Look at the Batman's... some whom we thought would suck were actually quite good. And plus, look at Troyas' other casting decisions - Brandon Lee didn't seem like the best choice at the time either (but he was damned amazing).

    Anyway, whatever... you know how these rumours go. I remember hearing that Leonardo DiCaprio was going to be in the Lord of the Rings many years back... (thank gods he wasn't).

  60. Hasn't the story/theme been ripped-off too often? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I haven't read the book. But, as I understand it, the ideas have been ripped-off so many times that the movie will have a worn out story and theme.

    Hasn't this been done with Commander Data, and "Bicentinal man" and many other such addaptations?

  61. Anything... by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

    that Will Smith is in sucks, except maybe for a coffin.

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  62. PLEASE don't let it be Madonna by TerryAtWork · · Score: 2

    Never mind Will Smith - I want to know who will play Dr Susan Calvin, the first woman I ever loved!

    (And I'm not the only one here who can say that.)

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    1. Re:PLEASE don't let it be Madonna by constantnormal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why not Jodie Foster? She did an excellent job in Contact, and this is a similar kind of role.

    2. Re:PLEASE don't let it be Madonna by rweir · · Score: 2

      *shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder shuddershudder*
      Have you actually seen the film version of `Contact'? `excellent' and `Contact' go together like `fish' and `milkshake'

  63. I know its been said already (probably) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ANYTHING with Will Smith in it is a BAD thing.

  64. I, Robot on HSX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, talk about jumping. Hollywood Stock Exchange has this movie alternatly titled as Hardwired. Check it out...HSX is alot of fun too.

    btw, when this story hit slashdot, the price jumped $3 :) Hope Taco invested...

  65. Woohoo! by seldolivaw · · Score: 2

    As a massive Asimov fan, that's all I have to say. Bring on more Asimov movies!!!

  66. good or bad thing? by Rader · · Score: 5, Funny
    Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing. "


    I think being a huge Asimov fan is always a good thing. Keep up the good work, chap!

  67. Six Degrees of Separation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out Will Smith in Six Degrees of Separation, he does a damn good job in that movie. It also has him as a role totally opposite to his other more famous roles.

  68. Wasn't there 7 stories in I Robot? by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2

    Just wondering, it's been a long time since I've read it.

    1. Re:Wasn't there 7 stories in I Robot? by Troed · · Score: 2, Informative
      I have the Complete Robot .. I Robot is a subset of it .. I can't remember either. Let's use the Internet ;)


      Nine, even?

  69. You know, I will always love the books better... by krinsh · · Score: 1

    and I bet this movie does just as well as that blockbuster A.I. did.

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  70. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG, Terry Nation worked on that? Goodness, he really is the Overlord of British Sci-Fi. If only he were still alive.

  71. They are filmed but the post production takes time by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2

    They had to go back and do reshoots during the Oscars which is why they weren't there for the LOTR awards. Post production takes longer than shooting.

  72. I, Robot - and the Robot stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Asimov and Robots, after the 3 laws, is Dr. Susan Calvin, and I do not see how Will Smith is a good choice for that role. Whatever else may be chewing the scenery in an Asimov Robot Story, Dr. Susan Calvin is the fixed point, that without which the story is pointless. That is the most important casting decision because she is the recurring theme in all the Robot Tales. God help them if they change Dr. Calvin to a man.

  73. Original rules had a bug? by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    It's kind of ironic that they "added" the Zeroth law well after robots were created. I guess the original positronic brain coder forgot his Comp Sci arrays rules and started counting at 1.

    Positronic Brain SP 1 was needed to correct the oversight. :-D

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  74. I, Robot a novel? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    I thought I, Robot was a collection of loosely connected short stories. How are they going to make a movie like that? Not that they couldn't just do all the stories in sequence, but that's not your typical hollywood formula genre movie.

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    1. Re:I, Robot a novel? by BattyMan · · Score: 1

      It sounds like they're out to film "The Robots of Dawm", just one of the "I, Robot" series and a filmable book, unless of course they screw it up.

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  75. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    That sounded to me too, but then I remember that a lot of Asimov tales are about how that 3 rules can be broken.

  76. yeah, offtopic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for the love of GOD, it's spelled "tongue". Study it. Memorize it. Spell it right next time.

  77. Re:Hasn't the story/theme been ripped-off too ofte by vidarh · · Score: 3, Informative
    I, Robot is a short story and also the name of an antology of various robot stories Asimov wrote. So just like AI (based on the Brian Aldiss short story Supertoys last all summer long) and Bicentennial Man (also an Asimov short story, not a full novel) they're bound to have to fill in lots of extra material to expand it to a full feature.

    In fact CNN has an article that seem to indicate that the script originally didn't have anything to do with I, Robot, but has been merged with elements from the book, and other ideas (a detective trying to solve a crime that may have been comitted by a robot) that seem like it may have been taken from The Naked Sun.

    I loved AI though, except for the last 20-30 minutes or so, which IMHO should have just been removed (there was a period of several minutes I was sitting in the cinema thinking "great, it should end here" every couple of seconds until I finally realized that they'd ruin it all with an attempt at a soppy Hollywood style ending), and Bicentennial Man was OK even if completely changed the focus of the story (from a thought provoking story about what it means to be human, that was much toned down in the movie, to an attempt at a Hollywood style love story).

    Hopefully I, Robot will be true to the original concepts and ideas, but I've long ago learned to look at Hollywood adaptations as original works that share the name and basic plot with the story or stories they "adapt", not true translations of the original stories into movies.

  78. 4 new laws of robotics by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2

    I liked in the book "Inferno" where the 4 new laws of robotics were introduced. Apparently, robots had become so advanced and so intelligent that the 3 laws were more of a hinderence than a help.

    Law 1) A robot must not harm a human

    Law 2) A robot must cooperate with a human except where such cooperation conflicts with the first law.

    Law 3) A robot must protect it's own existance except where such protection conflicts with the first law

    Law 4) A robot may do whatever it wishes so long as it does not conflict with the first second or third laws

    These new laws allowed the robots to fulfill a greater potential, allowing them to become individuals in their own right, in addition to forcing humans to fend for themselves more so they would not become fat and lazy.

    1. Re:4 new laws of robotics by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      and this applies to reality how?

    2. Re:4 new laws of robotics by mekkab · · Score: 2

      Mind reading robots? they're only 10 years away!

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    3. Re:4 new laws of robotics by zapfie · · Score: 1

      You really don't think we might reach a point in the future where robots are set to work on general purpose tasks where it must use 'judgement'?

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    4. Re:4 new laws of robotics by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      In my opinion, no. Not while the Middle Eastern religions still exist. Those religions put a moral limit on how much autonomy man can give his creations by making it a sin to create free will ala Yahweh/God/Allah.

      If the scientists don't believe in that, then the government and the ignorant people do and they will be forced (maybe at gunpoint) to stop their research just before robots/AI can have free will.

    5. Re:4 new laws of robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to believe that the general public would have any knowledge of these things being created anytime before completion. You are wrong. The government will, but mostly likely it will be the military in charge which has little regard for religious beliefs.

  79. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by dpilot · · Score: 2

    No, IIRC that one was a Susan Calvin story which took place on the HyperBase asteroid.

    Most of the robot short stories were contained in two collections, "I, Robot and other stories" and "The Rest of the Robots."

    Another IIRC, "I, Robot" was another short story murder mystery, though I remember nothing about the plot. There was a Twilight Zone "I, Robot" episode that was a murder mystery and may have been an adaptation. Leonard Nimoy starred as the attorney.

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  80. You forgot... by trikberg · · Score: 1

    ... the robot-dog; a perfect product placement opportunity for Sony.

    As a side note: with the number of product placements in some movies, like Die Another Day, they should be able to show me the movie for free. I'm practicly paying to see comercials these days. :(

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    1. Re:You forgot... by override11 · · Score: 1

      I agree!! Isnt that bull, you go to a movie, pay like 5 - 10 bucks to watch it, pay 8 dollars for 10 cents worth of popcorn and 20 cents worth of coke, and THEN have to watch them advertise local businesses????

      I quit going to movies now, a projector and Kazaa are a man's best friend. :)

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  81. Asimov done propperly? by uncre8tv · · Score: 1

    ohhh... would love to see this Proyas movie contrasted against the overly sweet, terribly shallow Robin Williams Bicentennial Man. I'm ok with them learning to make Asimov movies on the robots, that way they'll know what they're doing before they f'k up Foundation. ...Though, oddly enough, I like the robot books a lot more than the Foundation books. is it this?: http://www.twbookmark.com/books/44/0446670626/ It will be interesting to see which story threads they pick out. The fact that the BM movie wasn't called out for the crap that it was by the critics gives me hope that they respect the good Dr. enough to properly appreciate a worthy adaptation. (They didn't exactly recommend BM, but, I believe out of respect for the original work, they didn't shred it to bits either) If they get ID4's effects budget, MIB's style, StarWars Episode 4 credibility, and stay far far away from MIB II's pandering silliness it should be a hit. The fact that Will Smith has either been phoning it in (MIB II) or really challenging himself (Ali), combined with the choice of directors, gives me hope that it will be a good movie.

  82. Could be worse by Binarybrain · · Score: 2, Funny

    They could of gave the part to Paul Ruben instead.

  83. R. Daneel Olivaw by HBPiper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is about the classiest, most distinguished, eloquent and intelligent character that Asimov ever came up with. I am desperately praying that they did not make that Will Smith's character.

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  84. Not the first time... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

    While this movie seems to have little in common with the original Eando Binder story, we must remember that this isn't the first time that the name "I, Robot" was usede in an unrelated work. I seem to recall a moderately sucessful science fiction author using it as the title for a compilation of short stories (which did not include the original story) back in the 1950's.

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  85. who is he playing?? by Mysticweed · · Score: 1

    I'm 99.9999% sure that R. Daniel Orliva(sp) is described in great detail, and that he/it does not resemble will smith at all. Not that I don't like will,I think he's the bomb. But I may not be able to suspend my belief that far.

  86. this forum discussion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is why Wil Smith was named to be in the movie. even if it is for a smaller role, his name will bring more the movie than Asimov's will. more people know Wil than Isaac.

    sad, but true.

  87. That's cool and all by Dexter's+Laboratory · · Score: 1
    Never read the Robot books, but I've heard they're great. I'm waiting for the film based on some of my favorite books of all time:

    http://www.rendezvouswithrama.com
    Rendezvous with Rama

    1. Re:That's cool and all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I enjoyed the first Rama book a great deal, and wouldn't mind seeing a movie based on it, but the sequels blew chunks. Gentry Lee had a powerful negative effect on Clarke's work. The sequels to 2001 weren't so hot, either; they lack the awe-inspiring vision of the original. Childhood's End was another of Clarke's better works; it would probably make a good film as well.

      --- Brian

    2. Re:That's cool and all by Dexter's+Laboratory · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed the Rama sequels (have yet to read Rama Revealed though). The sequels to 2001, like 2010 and 2061 were great, but 3001 pretty much sucked hard, and I am surprised it was written by Clarke! He can write a thousand times better than that.

    3. Re:That's cool and all by kliment · · Score: 1

      A really sweet thing was the game based on this. The limited edition icluded the book so if you got stuck in the game you could just read the book and see how far you get. It was a really nice game, similar to Myst in style and feeling. I have no idea if it is still available somewhere, but my copy was bought at a discount at a bookstore last year.

    4. Re:That's cool and all by zevans · · Score: 1

      Bugger Rama. Larry Niven does it much better in "Ringworld."

      In fact, a lot of Niven books could work well as movies. "World Out of Time" springs immediately to mind, or some of the Belter and/or Shaeffer stories. The Mote books might be hard to keep moving on film.

      NOT Protector, far too much deep cosmology in that for the average moviegoer...

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  88. Mis-cast? Are you out of your mind?!! by Gruneun · · Score: 2

    He's been part of a secret organization with advanced technology trying to protect the universe (Men In Black I & II), hunted by an evil government conspiracy which he defeats (Enemy of the State), and even married to a stripper (Independence Day)!

    This guy is every Slashdot reader's hero.

  89. If memory serves... by swein515 · · Score: 1

    The thread through I,Robot was Susan Calvin, who starts out as a little girl in "Robby" and grows up to be one of the lead "Roboticists". This to me, should be the main character, not whoever Smith is tagged to portray, which would turn it into just another mush of Hollywood action.

    Frankly, I think "I, Robot" would work better as a mini-series, where each story can be given its due.

  90. This sound like another book? by wack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Doesn't this sound a lot like the book/story line from "Caves of Steel"?

  91. Susan Calvin? by Chazmati · · Score: 2

    It depends on what they're looking for in the movie. I have this sinking feeling that they're trying to snatch a quick hit by leveraging the box office power of Will Smith, in which case I'd put money on Halle Berry.

    Maybe they'll even change the little girl in the "Robbie" story to a boy so they can cast Haley Joel Osment. That's if they even include the Robbie story.

    On the other hand, it would be great if someone at Fox is a big fan of the original stories and wants to bring it to the big screen without fscking the whole thing up. I like the idea of preserving the building-sized computers and giving it the 'retro' look of a future envisioned in the 40's.

    1. Re:Susan Calvin? by redtuxxx · · Score: 0

      I dont understand tis whole idea - whats the connection.

      Robbie

      3 Powell and donavan

      4 Susan Calvin

      All different

      A series I could understand

    2. Re:Susan Calvin? by jejones · · Score: 2

      I have this sinking feeling that they're trying to snatch a quick hit by leveraging the box office power of Will Smith, in which case I'd put money on Halle Berry.

      AAAARGH! Calvin isn't a (conventionally, at least) attractive woman physically--that's obvious from "Liar." For that matter, her personality isn't all that appealing, either--it's stated/implied repeatedly that she's far more comfortable dealing with robots than dealing with people.

      <sheepish>Uh, wait a minute...how many of us does that describe?</sheepish>

    3. Re:Susan Calvin? by Chazmati · · Score: 2

      JEJones, you'll probably never see this since this post was from 12/5.

      Anyway, we're on the same wavelength, I agree that Halle Berry totally wrong for the role, but my fear is that they'll screw up the whole thing and try to dress it up, make it something it's not. It deserves better.

  92. How to make a Will Smith moview of I, Robot by qubertz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I, Robot is a chronical of the history of a ficticious company, U.S. Robotics and Mechanical Men, that builds robots! (duh).

    Having re-read this book just recently I was interested in scoping out how this book would fit into a "Will Smith" movie script.

    First Option:

    The movie is an adaptation of the entire book as a whole. Doubtful. Its a bunch of short stories tied together in the style of "Interview With a Vampire". i.e. a reporter chronicling the history of US Robitcs & MM by interviewing the company's pricipals (most notable the robot-psycologist Susan Calvin).

    So, an adaptation of the whole book would leave only one possible "headliner" role for Will Smith, the reporter. But the reporter doesn't *do* anything. So the first option is definitely out.

    Second Option:

    Adapt one or more of the stories in the book to the screen. This is more plausible. Its hard to condense novels into scripts, but its much easier to do this with "short stories". King's "The Green Mile" is an excellent example.

    So, which stories would you pick that would give Will Smith the key role and exposure needed?

    "Robbie" - the first story in the book is about a robot used as a domestic nanny that becomes the best friend of the owner's daughter. This is obviously the story that was the basis for Bicentennial Man, so its out.

    "Runnaround", "Reason", and "Catch That Rabbit" are stories focused on Gregory Powel and Michael Donovan, the robot troubleshooters for US Robotics & MM. These stories are excellent reads and are very good illustrations of the paradoxes and problems that might arise as the robots go about thier existence while adhering the to Robot Laws. But they are, in my opinion too cerebral for the typical Will Smith moviegoer. (read - they would be too boring).

    The two stories I believe would work are "Evidence" and "The Evitable Conflict" which present the possibility of a robot with a human appearance. Lots of conflict in the premise that a robot that is physically indistinguishable from a human might rise to a position of power. I thin that would make a good film.

    Whether Will Smith would play the robot or be the guy trying to "out" him, it probably doesn't matter. I prefer the former though.

    Of course, one they put in the car(flying saucer?) chases and the snappy one liners, it won't really matter which way they go.....

    1. Re:How to make a Will Smith moview of I, Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Of course, one they put in the car(flying saucer?) chases and the snappy one liners, it won't really matter which way they go.....

      Don't forget the flashy lights and explosions.

    2. Re:How to make a Will Smith moview of I, Robot by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like they are not actually going to use the I,Robot stories for the basis of the movie. I bet they use something from the _Caves of Steel_, _Naked Sun_, or _Robots of Dawn_ series. These are all much better suited for a movie, and are about the same basic ideas (laws of robotics, etc.)

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  93. There IS a "rap" in one of the "I, Robot" stories by TheLoneGundam · · Score: 1

    One of the robots in one of the short stories (yes, "I, Robot" is a collection of short stories for those incognoscenti) does a jazzy-Beat-type business. I don't have the book handy but I remember "areet, areet .." and I believe it is one where the robot had killed someone.

  94. Will Smith is getting smarter by squarefish · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He was the original pick to play Neo in the Matrix and turned it down to do 'wild wild west'.
    I'm not shitting you- it's a fact!

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    1. Re:Will Smith is getting smarter by kwiatal · · Score: 1

      He was the original pick to play Neo in the Matrix and turned it down to do 'wild wild west'.
      I'm not shitting you- it's a fact!


      While this is true, it's not at all some head-slapping "What were they thinking?" moment on Will's part - it was absolutely the right decision for him to make at the time.

      Look at the situation. On the one hand, "Wild West" was directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, who not only had a bunch of well-done comedic movies under his belt ("Addams Family", "Get Shorty"), but already helped Smith become a megastar with the massive success of "Men In Black". And on the other hand, you have the Wachowski brothers, who had only made one movie before (a film noir at that), suggesting this giant sci-fi alternate-reality movie. With kung fu in it.

      Under these circumstances, I think 100% of people would have made the choice Smith did.

  95. I, Robot. It's already a song. by slammin'j · · Score: 1

    For any big Asimov fans, Manplanet has a great song based on the story. It's aptly titled "I, Robot".

  96. That's funny by iplayfast · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always thought of Susan Calvin as a female!

    This sci fi stuff is getting stranger all the time :)

  97. Arrrrghpff! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will Smith is a terrible actor!

  98. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by Mjlner · · Score: 2, Informative

    Doesn't this sound more like Caves of Steel? Nope, it sounds more like Robots of Dawn.

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  99. Later Foundation Series (mild spoiler) by hndrcks · · Score: 2

    Specifically, Foundation and Earth is where the zeroth law really makes sense. Not to blow the plot for you, but a robot that can read all human minds in the Galaxy kinda needs a Zeroth law to function...

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  100. six degrees of separation.. by gimpboy · · Score: 2

    you obviously haven't seen six degrees of separatoin. while smith is popular for his less than dramatic roles, he is a good actor, and he's also a pretty bright guy.

    i'm also a big fan of asimov, and i think smith could easily take on a role in i, robot.

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  101. Re:PLEASE don't let it be Johnny Mnemonic by zaren · · Score: 2

    I have to agree - Jodie Foster was the first one that came to mind to play Dr. Calvin when I saw this article.

    I really can't see anywhere for Will Smith to play a major role in a direct adaptation of the book, so I'm sure there will be some spinning and "adapting" to fit the book on the silver screen. I just hope it won't be "adapted" to the extent of Johnny Mnemonic - not that it was especially badfilm (mind you, I have a high tolerance for badfilm - but even though I gave it every chance, Beowulf, starring Christopher Lambert, was badfilm at it's finest), but it was so badly stretched from the source that I couldn't get into it properly.

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  102. Huh? by sharkey · · Score: 2

    Is that a nickname, Staring Will Smith? Or is someone staring at him?

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  103. Re:Hasn't the story/theme been ripped-off too ofte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO

    You obviously haven't read the book or the article.

  104. Even Asimov Said... by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 2

    In the edition I own of the original trilogy, even Asimov (in the foreword) says that when he went back decades later to write the bulk of the trilogy -- what amounts to the first book was the original portion -- he was amazed at the total lack of action in what he'd written before. After he got into it, he appreciated its merits as zillions of others had ;-), but when even the writer says a story is mostly a collection of conversations I think we can all agree that it's lousy movie material. (Though it's just a personal observation, Asimov seems to have kept up the style through the entire arc of stories.) Why translate something into a visual medium when there's nothing to watch?

  105. Harlan Ellison is NOT dead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out www.HarlanEllison.com. He's not dead as much as I'm sure some people would like him to be.

    It's really too bad that they won't be using his script. However if they did use his script, I'd probably see the film. Of course, they would mess up the script, so it might be a good thing they're not using it :)

    1. Re:Harlan Ellison is NOT dead. by jejones · · Score: 2

      HE, I agree and am glad to say, is not dead. Asimov, alevasholem, is, as I think the original poster intended to say, ambiguous pronoun antecedent notwithstanding .

  106. why Bicentennial Man failed by peter303 · · Score: 2

    They kept TOO faithful the book and tried to show too many stages of Robin William's evolution to humanity. That made the movie too long. Also the main dramatic conflict "why cant I be more like a man?" is not that compelling. Star Trek has done it several times in each series and pretty much explored all the the twists.

    How can I Robot, which a prequel to Bicentennial Man and been copied many times in Star Trek, succeed?

  107. NOOOOOOOOO... by deadgoon42 · · Score: 0, Troll

    NOO.. *SMACK*

    Ah, Thanks.

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  108. Could be good... by jejones · · Score: 2

    I could see Smith as one of the roving repairmen (Donovan or, uh, ...the other guy). OTOH, it looks like they're putting an Asimovian veneer on somebody else's story--NOT promising.

    And who will they get for Dr. Susan Calvin? (Hmmm....how about Linda Hunt?)

  109. Because of "psychohistory" by Damek · · Score: 2
    1. Re:Because of "psychohistory" by Hast · · Score: 1

      I found most things on that page to be nit-picking. Sure there are holes in the stories but nothing extreme. Compare it to the typical Spielberg or Lucas movie where they don't even manage to keep thir own ideas consistent for 2 hours.

  110. Will Smith will be playing... who? by oren · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "I, Robot" is a series of short stories, and there's no single character - human or robot - that appears in all of them. They are all told to a reporter by Dr. Susan Calvin, the robo-psychologist, but she doesn't appear in most of them.
    That said, I think that Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones would make a great Powel & Donoven casting, if they are going for the comedy angle. The stories with these two are great.
    Of course, what I'd _really_ like to see is a high cost/profile TV series doing all the robot stories (from both "I, Robot" and "The Rest of the Robots"), with a changing cast (since there's little character continuation), a pile of special effects where called for ("Victory Unintentional") and almost none when that's called for ("Robot L-76 Goes Astray"). Something like "The Twilight Zone" "series".
    The worse would be Will Smith playing Dr. Susan Calvin in a "serious" way (re-writing her as a black man instead of a woman). Shudder.
    Any bet which extreme is closer to what will actually happen? :-(

  111. This movie will suck for sure... by ThinWhiteDuke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've reread "I, Robot" recently, and IMHO the two great strenghts of the books are:

    - The pretty deep analysis of the interactions between the 3 laws of robotics. Hollywood's track record in butchering anything subtle or complex in a sci-fi novel is amazing. Think about "The minority report". Dick's original idea is that knowing the future changes it. In the movie, it becomes a boring story about free will. Think about the recent "planet of the apes" or "screamers". It's sad but Hollywood's tendancy is to reduce sci-fi to eye-candy and bland plots.

    - The unusual, unnerving, yet strangely attaching character of Dr. Susan Calvin. She's central to the stories as she bridges the gap between robots and humans. I know Will Smith has a lot of talent, but I don't think he can play her role effectively. She's supposed to be plain, cold, arrogant and inflexible. I don't know of any American actress who matches this description. So her character will most probably disappear or its importance be greatly diminished.

    So basically, we should expect a poor crime plot (not too complex, Joe Sixpack must understand); we'll see scores of nicely rendered robots joking with Will Smith. And maybe a couple blaster gun fights. So sad...

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    1. Re:This movie will suck for sure... by sessamoid · · Score: 2
      - The unusual, unnerving, yet strangely attaching character of Dr. Susan Calvin. She's central to the stories as she bridges the gap between robots and humans. I know Will Smith has a lot of talent, but I don't think he can play her role effectively. She's supposed to be plain, cold, arrogant and inflexible. I don't know of any American actress who matches this description.
      Linda Fiorentino? Well, except for the "plain" part, but makeup can dull even the shiniest penny.
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    2. Re:This movie will suck for sure... by Jerf · · Score: 2

      She's supposed to be plain, cold, arrogant and inflexible.

      Your description made me think of Anne something-or-other, the Weakest Link chick/bitch/woman. Not an American actress, as you mentioned. I think she could do it, but we'd have a hard time looking past where we've already seen her. Compared to the butchering the rest of Asimov's ideas will suffer at the hands of Hollywood, making Susan Calvin a little British would be the least of the film's faults.

      Bicentennial Man was a bloody miracle; I can't imagine any other Asimov story being treated well by Hollywood anytime soon.

    3. Re:This movie will suck for sure... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      or "screamers". It's sad but Hollywood's tendancy is to reduce sci-fi to eye-candy and bland plots.

      Screamers is a canadian movie (the with Roy Dupuis, the guy from the Nikita TV series). But it was made with the US public in mind...

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    4. Re:This movie will suck for sure... by jzitt · · Score: 1

      She's supposed to be plain, cold, arrogant and inflexible. I don't know of any American actress who matches this description.

      This would seem tailor-made for Kate Mulgrew.

    5. Re:This movie will suck for sure... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      You may be on to something here...

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  112. Bad thing, surely by drdanny_orig · · Score: 1
    Being a huge Asimov fan I have not made up my mind if this is a good or bad thing.
    Sorry, but anything that extends Will Smith's career is a Bad Thing IMO.

    But seriously, the issues raised in the original stories are just as relevant as ever, or maybe moreso since we're closer to having "intelligent" robots. I wonder if young people still read them....maybe a movie is the only way to get the point across anymore.

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  113. cereberal novel movies can be done by peter303 · · Score: 2

    The new movie "The Hours" is about as cereberal as they come, and looks like it will be a successful Oscar contender. It is about three artistic people considering suicide with interlocking lives. The high point is that its does have compelling dramatic conflict- whether to commit suicide or not. SciFi stories are usually not so heavy.

  114. We'll see how it comes out -- if it comes out by Interrobang · · Score: 3, Informative

    I hate to break it to y'all, but this isn't the first time I, Robot has been proposed as a movie, nor the rights purchased, nor even the script written. In fact, the Reuters article terribly disappointed me because they're not using the script by Harlan Ellison, which I have read in its Asimov's serialization and quite enjoyed. (Who are these people on the new script, and what do they really know about SF, anyway?)

    I should point out that the first venture at I, Robot: The Movie didn't come off so well, but the same thing happened to Dune for years, so we'll see.

  115. "Have space-suit, will travel" by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Is a Heinlein novel I'd been waiting to see as a movie. It has action and appeal to young people. The novel is about a geeky teenager who wins a old space suit in a contest, then is kidnapped by aliens while testing the suit. The theme does resemble "The Last Starfighter" where an alienated teenager is sucked into a galactic war while playing a video game.

  116. sequel? by jlechem · · Score: 0

    didn't they already make this movie with Robin Williams, it just wasn't called I robot? I personally like Asimov's foundation series but found the robot books to be a little lacking.

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    Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin in it
  117. Will Smith should be fine by MichaelSS · · Score: 1

    He's a good actor when he sets his mind to it, but I'm more concerned about the screenplay. Compressing I, Robot into a two hour movie? It would have been better as a SciFi Channel mini-series like "Dune." You risk mangling the book when you only have 2.5 hours to tell the story.

  118. Will Smith as Dr. Susan Calvin? by cretog8 · · Score: 1

    Hm, I'd always pictured her as being white, but I guess that doesn't matter...

    Susan Calvin was my all-time favorite Asimov character. It'll be a shame to see her played down to play up an action-hero.

  119. Re:There IS a "rap" in one of the "I, Robot" stori by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

    I think you're thinking of "Fondly Fahrenheit", but it's by Alfred Bester, not Isaac Asimov. Still a good story, though.

  120. {sigh} It's Smift... by chemguru · · Score: 1

    Not Smith.

    --JamesT

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  121. Um... 9 short films? by spoonboy42 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I, Robot was a collection of 9 short stories, not a novel. So which one, precisely, is getting the movie treatment? It'd also be interesting to know which character Smith will be playing. A robot? (ho hum... Robin Williams did it so-so in another Asimov adaptation) One of Donovan or Powell? (actually, this might be kinda fun. These two never really did get a fair shake living in Susan Calvin's shadow) Susan Calvin herself? (err... maybe not)

    I should note that I, Robot was actually adapted into a screenplay by Asimov himself in collaboration with Harlan Ellison (and with all the teasing between these two you thought they'd never work together). Hopefully their script is being used for the film, otherwise I shudder to think how it might turn out.

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  122. Starship Troopers (or Yes, it will be that bad..) by Soulfader · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think it will be that bad.
    The project originated as "Hardwired," a futuristic script by Jeff Vintar that was amalgamated with elements of "I, Robot" when Fox bought rights to Asimov's landmark book.
    If you read the "making of" book to Starship Troopers (the movie), this is essentially what happened there. Some guy had an idea for a movie and someone else said "Hey, that sounds like this book I once read." They buy the rights, slap the title and a few character names on it, and release a really crappy movie combining the worst elements of each story.

    The making-of book (which I thumbed through at Barnes & Noble) was fairly amusing--the scriptwriter was very defensive about how he had written a faithful adaptation of the original book before the producers hacked it to match their initial story concept. I wish more people in Hollywood had the grace to apologize for what they've inflicted on us... =)

  123. Worried more about Alex Proyas... by kakos · · Score: 2

    A lot of people are concerned about Will Smith not pulling off the role right. I'm more worried that Alex Proyas will get the mood of the movie wrong. The mood of the book I, Robot is anything but dark and Alex Proyas is only known for his dark movies? Will he turn I, Robot into something a lot darker than the book?

  124. Wasn't there already this movie 20 ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I am wrong, but wasn't there "I, Robot" as a movie some 20 years ago starring Christopher Plummer and another famous guy (the one that play "Brutal" in "The Green Mile")?
    Help me out, please... :-)

  125. Michael Jackson as the Robot! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    The troubles only begin when "The Robot" does 'The Robot', grabs his metal codpiece and then dangles a child over a balcony!!!

    "It's going to be the laff-a-minute smash of the summer!" - Siskel
    "A wacky madcap romp through your heart!" - Ebert
    "Two thumbs up...my butt!" - Gene Shalit

  126. You have GOT to be kidding me by the+Dragonweaver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At first this seemed like a wonderful thing. I, Robot has been impossible to make into a movie because it's been sat on by the movie houses.

    Then I took another look. Will Smith is a perfectly acceptible choice, but the article states that the movie is about a detective investigating a crime possibly by robots? "Since humankind is dependent upon robots, there is nothing to stop robots from taking over the world"? [paraphrase] Where did this COME from?

    What is worse is that there is a perfectly brilliant script available and perfectly do-able with today's technology, and they ignored this in favor of other sciptwriters. Probably because the brilliant script was written by none other than Harlan Ellison, and people don't like dealing with him.

    Get that script (available in book form.) Read it. Create the dream cast in your head. Heck, Will Smith might be a good choice for the central reporter character. But realize that Hollywood doesn't care about quality unless it will bring in the cash, and science fiction is only a euphemism for "futuristic action thriller" to them.

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    1. Re:You have GOT to be kidding me by starling · · Score: 2

      Where did this COME from?

      "Caves of Steel" by the sound of it, which IMO would be a better choice for a film than trying to tie together all the stories in "I, Robot".

  127. Remember the Alamo by dswensen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Subsequent drafts of the script have been done by Hillary Seitz ("Insomnia") and Oscar-winning "A Beautiful Mind" scribe Akiva Goldsman, who wrote the last draft and is expected to be a prevailing presence on the picture.

    Funny that it's Akiva "A Beautiful Mind" Goldsman, not Akiva "Batman and Robin" Goldsman or Akiva "Lost in Space" Goldsman or Akiva "Practical Magic" Goldsman.

    Sure, he wrote one passable movie, but... We must never forget!

  128. Two words. Dark City by Mofo196 · · Score: 1

    I have no doubt that this movie will be worth watching. Dark City stands as one of the best Sci-Fi flicks I have ever seen. While it lacked the heart of Blade Runner, it was technically fantastic.
    Hey if we're lucky, after this Will Smith will suffer the same fate Rufus Sewell did after starring in a Proyas film. A Knight's Tale or Extreme Ops anyone? Frankly I'm getting a bit sick of Will Smith. Holla!

  129. Starship Troopers: Part Deux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else see a potential for this to be another 'Starship Troopers'? i.e. the names and details stay the same, but the heart/soul poured out on the floor?

    I could just visualize the 'pitch' meeting (a la 'The Player'):

    'Yeah, it's like Men in Black meets Short Circuit! And we got Will Smith, and you KNOW how well he sells Sci-FI!'

  130. Bicentennial Man by Soulfader · · Score: 2

    Actually, I suspect that Bicentennial Man was actually based on the book Bicentennial Man--itself an Asimov short story expanded by Robert Silverberg into a novel.

  131. Movie A.I. and the Three Laws of Robotics by aprosumer.slashdot · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that in the movie A.I. the robot child David either was not programmed with the Three Laws of Robotics or on his own seriously violated those Laws. For example:

    a) Allowed himself to be injured by the sadist children at the pool when according to the second law of Robotics, David should have run away to protect himself.

    b) Grabbed onto his "orga" brother and fell into the swimming pool and did not let go, thereby putting his "orga" brother into danger by drowning.

    Having robots (even robot children) obey the Three Laws of Robotics seems to be a good thing, at least for us humans!

  132. Correction by Soulfader · · Score: 3, Informative

    The title of the book was The Positronic Man. The short story may have gone under either title; I don't recall. Must be time to dig them out again.

    1. Re:Correction by qubertz · · Score: 1

      Cool, I never read that one. I'll have to pick it up. I would suspect though that "Robbie" was the inspiration for "The Bicentenial Man","The Positronic Man".

      Can't wait to read more and find out for sure!

    2. Re:Correction by Otto · · Score: 2

      Robbie was something of an inspiration for Asimov's medium-length story "The Bicentennial Man". This later was revamped by Asimov and Silverberg into "The Positronic Man". The movie version was made using elements of both, but you're right, Robbie started the whole shebang, at least in the concept if not in actual fact.

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    3. Re:Correction by Soulfader · · Score: 2
      Robbie started the whole shebang, at least in the concept if not in actual fact.
      IIRC, Robbie was the first robot story Asimov did, under the title "Strange Playfellow" (which he hated; it was an editorial change). I guess it would pretty much have to be the basis, then. =)
  133. Re: Starship Troopers (or Yes, it will be that bad by mdritchi · · Score: 1

    A similar thing happened to Mobey Dick. In the 30's (or 20's I forget) Hollywood was wanted to do a movie on the whale hunting age. So they called it Mobey Dick keeping almost nothing from the book except the white whale. At the time Mobey Dick, which had been largely ignored when it was released was mostly forgotten. However when the movie came out a few people read the book and discovered it to be the gem that it is. Mobey Dick (the book) went on to become a classic read by million and the movie was forgotten.

  134. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by Have+Blue · · Score: 2

    Yes, especially considering that I, Robot is a collection of short stories and it makes no sense to announce a movie based on the book as a whole. Maybe a miniseries on the scifi channel...

  135. Burton & Aronofsky by limekiller4 · · Score: 2

    I have to think that Tim Burton and Darren Aronofsky co-producting this movie would be incredible.

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  136. What's sad to me... by Lurking+Knish · · Score: 2, Informative

    A good script for "I, Robot" has existed for years.
    Harlan Ellison did it over 20 years ago. You can
    find a review here.

    Mr. Ellison managed to weave the stories into a
    cohesive whole. I have very low expectations for
    Fox's version.

  137. I hate movies made from books. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2
    This is a bad thing. I would say it's almost worse than The Lord of the Rings becoming a movie.

    The so-called LOTR "Trilogy" has taken a nice piece of literature and turned it into a piece of garbage. Yes, I agree that the eye candy in the movies is top quality, but the way the movie was arranged destroyed it all. I saw part 1 at the theater with a good friend of mine. I had read the book in the past. He had not.

    • I was disgusted the instant the movie began, when they unfolded the entire history of the ring. This was supposed to unfold throughout the story.
    • I was disgusted when entire chapters of the book were simply deleted from the movies. The outcome of that deletion is arguable, as I agree that a movie format cannot reproduce each sentence in the book. It is annoying nonetheless.
    • I could not bear the fact that some characters were removed and/or replaced by other characters. While deletion of "unimportant" scenes may be necessary, rearranging of characters is not.
    • Overall, I was upset that the order of the story had been changed. (For example, the opening scene which gave away half the story in the first minute of film.)
    To make a long story short, two hours into the movie, when Agent Smith in Rivendell got up dressed like a pansy and started speaking, my friend and I got up and left. We demanded our money back, explaining to theater management that we were disgusted with the movie, and actually got our money back. Neither of us will see the remaining two movies.

    Thus, turning books into movies is a bad idea. Such a movie capitalizes on the success of a book and changes the story around, giving millions of people an incorrect impression of what takes place in the book. Other examples include:

    • The Count of Monte Cristo. The movie began well, although the events were heavily modified to fit an impatient audience. Halfway into the movie, it began to devolve into a pile of garbage intended for a stupid audience. The movie was a pile of crap, and there are millions of people who might have read the book who will not, because they think they already know the story and need not read anything.
    • The Time Machine. This story was changed completely. Nothing resembled anything in the book. I believe the movie could have been made directly from the book, using it as the script, and it would have resulted in an awesome movie. Instead, we have an action movie that doesn't make any sense.
    • 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Journey to the Center of the Earth, both of which turned awesome books into shit. I don't even want to talk about this for fear of smashing my keyboard against the wall in anger.
    • Moby Dick. Both the original one and the one with Patrick Stewart. They sucked. You want to know about the whale? Read the damn book!
    I can't think of any others right now, but I know there are many more. Movies should be their own, original stories. Instead, most movies today are shit, copied from other movies or turning books into shit. Ooooooooooh well.
    1. Re:I hate movies made from books. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree on most of your counts - violently so in the case of The Time Machine: the 60s version sucked somewhat, whereas the recent one sucks intensely.

      I slightly disagree on Moby Dick - I thought the Patrick Stewart's version, while not capturing the whole of the book, wasn't bad.

      I disagree on The Lord of the Rings - I think that the book sucks badly (I fail to understand why so many slashdotters seem to think it is the pinnacle of literary achievement,) and I haven't seen the movie - why should I, considering that I do not think much of the story itself, and that two of the actors (Liv Tyler and the kid, whatever he is called) annoy me to no end?

    2. Re:I hate movies made from books. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The Time Machine. This story was changed completely. Nothing resembled anything in the book. I believe the movie could have been made directly from the book, using it as the script, and it would have resulted in an awesome movie. Instead, we have an action movie that doesn't make any sense.

      You don't specify which of the n million film versions you are talking about. The classic George Pal version was, while departing significantly from the book, a good film with a clearly understandable moral. Some of the more recent versions are silly and pointless.

      > Movies should be their own, original stories.

      So you would say that Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea is better than Andromeda Strain, because the former was original whereas the latter was based on a book?

      I would heartily disagree. The quality depends not so much on the source as on the integrity of those creating the film -- how dedicated they are to good craftsmanship, such as getting the technical details right and capturing the spirit of the book. I think that the Rings film did an excellent job of capturing the spirit of the books even though some changes had to be made for the sake of time, or to avoid destroying the dramatic tension by appearing silly (hence the absence of Bombadil).

      --- Brian

    3. Re:I hate movies made from books. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2
      Ironically, I agree somewhat with your opinion of LOTR. It is certainly not the pinnacle of literary achievement. However, I disagree that it sucks badly. In my opinion, it is a rather nice story, and I enjoy reading a chapter at a time as a bedtime sort of thing. It's like an ongoing adventure for me--I feel like I'm "with" the characters. That, I believe, is the best part of the book: The feeling (at least for me) that I am experiencing an adventure first-hand, even though I'm not. It certainly contains enormous detail, which some readers don't like because it bores them, but as for me, I agree with the author's statement in the preface or whatever: That the book is still too short. I know you don't care, but hey, it was worth saying. I think the book is cool, and the movie sucked ass. It should not have been made into a movie. It also upsets me somewhat when I find about 30 different versions of the thing in stores. There's the all-in-one version that I have, which has the picture of the circular city on the cover. There's the identical book with a cover that depicts the characters from the movie. There's the three separate books, the way it was originally published. There is a set of six (or seven, I forget) books bound in black hardback covers. There is the "red book" which costs a fortune (and which I hear isn't worth it, as the printing is not centered and aligned properly as it should be in a book that costs that much). And there are probably ten other ways these books have been distributed. The bookstore has an entire bookcase devoted to different versions of Lord of the Rings. That is simply stupid. I can understand having the red book for people who like to spend their money, and having the all-in-one book for everyone else. No need to have 50 other versions. Honestly, nobody is going to buy The Two Towers and read it by itself simply because IT MAKES NO SENSE BY ITSELF. (It made sense at the time of original publishing because the rest of the book hadn't yet been written. Kind of like the way Great Expectations was published one column at a time, but ultimately became a single coherent book. Nobody is going to buy it in three pieces. Other fiction books come in "series," like Asimov's Foundation, which has six books, but there it DOES make sense to sell them separately because each is a distinct story that stands alone. LOTR is simply one long story.) Oooooooooh well.

      One thing about Moby Dick... Patrick Stewart does admittedly look the part of a captain. Maybe that's just because I'm a closet Star Trek fan.

  138. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

    I'd cast dr. Ruth for Susan Calvin!

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  139. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by kalidasa · · Score: 2

    Two words: "Steven" Calvin. Replace Susan Calvin with Will Smith as a detective. Shudder. I hope not, but the thought won't go out of my head.

  140. Re:I Robot? Wrong book by qubertz · · Score: 1
    from the article: The movie is a futuristic thriller in which a detective investigates a crime that might have been perpetrated by a robot, even though that seems an impossibility given those three prevailing rules.

    Sounds like Bladerunner to me....

  141. This is not the original Asimov Book by frankie_guasch · · Score: 1

    This film was first called "Hardwired", then they inserted Susan Calvin and other Asimov elements into the script!

    Read the story and scoop of this movie.

    The complete list of cast:

    Director: Alex Proyas

    Writer: Jeff Vintar, based on his spec script, Hardwired; with characters & concepts from the short story collection by Isaac Asimov

    Producers: Topher Dow, Mystery Clock Cinema;
    Laurence Mark, Laurence Mark Productions;
    John Davis, Davis Entertainment

    Exec producer: Wyck Godfrey, Davis Entertainment

    Fox execs: Peter Rice, Emma Watts

    And it's supposed to be the first in a proposed series of robot films!

  142. Appreciate the movie in its own right by adb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't think of it as a mangling of the book; think of it as its own k3wl new thing. Agent Elrond was great:

    The ring must be destroyed... Mr. Underhill.

    1. Re:Appreciate the movie in its own right by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

      If Agent Elrond really said Mr. Underhill, then they REALLY screwed up. :) I wouldn't know because I didn't stick around that long. Oooooooh well.

  143. my first crush too by Anaplexian · · Score: 1

    I used to believe that I would marry someone just like her....

    It's been many years, but that dream is still alive.... (sigh)

  144. Nope, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure 'Anonymous Coward' has made a first post before. I know -I- have!

  145. oh, THAT Smith by louzerr · · Score: 1

    At first glance at item, I was thinking Doctor Smith - now that would be much more interesting!

    But it's Will Smith, the stale prince. Yawn. Back to my nap.

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  146. Proyas == good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Alex Proyas won't let this movie be complete shit, but then if Will Smith is in any way involved... It's like an electron and a positron colliding. Maybe if Smith takes some ham out of his diet... and perhaps READS the book at least once... fuck, who am I kidding. It's going to be an abomination.

  147. Will Smith as "technophobic police officer" by showler · · Score: 1

    According to this article

  148. Re:There IS a "rap" in one of the "I, Robot" stori by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When in danger/ When in doubt/ Run in circles/ Scream and shout

  149. Bicentennial Man wasn't bad. by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    Bicentennial Man was a pretty good movie, all things considered. And Robin Williams did a good job. Very understated performance. The man can act when given a good script and a director able to keep him under control.

    Bicentennial Man is not a great movie, but it is by no means a bad movie.

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    1. Re:Bicentennial Man wasn't bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree, it made me teary eyed :)

      good movie

  150. Maybe they have it confused... by paulcammish · · Score: 1
    ... with the old Atari Coin-Op?

    Personally, I can imagine Will Smith wearing a brightly colored cardboard box and making beeping noises, while painting the landscape strange colors and shooting at things...

    The voices in my head do say I have far too good an imagination, tho...

  151. Robots of Dawn by lazarus · · Score: 1
    The movie is a futuristic thriller in which a detective investigates a crime that might have been perpetrated by a robot, even though that seems an impossibility given those three prevailing rules.

    Isn't this the plot of Robots of Dawn (part of the Robot series)? Perhaps the strategy is to license cheaper, more encompassing material (a collection of short stories that represent the important 3 laws and their implications) and then do whatever you want with it...

    For those of you who are interested in the artwork of many of Asimov's books, the fellow responsible is Michael Whelan.

    My opinion on doing a movie on an Asimov book (short story collection) is that it probably has to be better than Starship Troopers and probably not as good as 2001: A Space Odyssey. Who knows; maybe it will be as good as Contact! I'll keep my fingers crossed.

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    1. Re:RObots of Dawn by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      That would suggest one of the other 'lije bailey books, but I seem to have missed where anyone said anything about Aurora.

    2. Re:Robots of Dawn by zevans · · Score: 1

      2001 is a book of a film, or rather, a book of a screenplay; not vice versa. I actually think the film is BETTER than the book in that case.

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  152. Good point... by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

    Ender's game might to be better as a CG movie because of these features. However, all cg movies that try to be 'realistic' have failed thus far. Doesn't bode well for it.

    1. Re:Good point... by Hast · · Score: 2

      It would be great if it were made as an anime. But I doubt we'll see that happening anytime soon.

      Besides, anime has a pretty good track record at keeping to the story. There are also a lot of anime which is in that general area. Ie kids in a war situation and being changed by it. Eg Saikano (Saishuu Heiki Kanojo) and "Now and then, Here and there".

      Damn, now I just made myself which that Hollywood would never produce another one of my favourite stories as a movie. I'm doomed to constant dissapointment.

  153. Re: Starship Troopers (or Yes, it will be that bad by AGMW · · Score: 1
    Er ... Moby Dick Dude!

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  154. Re:Mis-casting? Not if he's Elija by clintp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think he'd be miscast as R. Daneel Olivaw, but as plainclothesman Elija Baley he'd be fine.

    Remember, while the rest of earth society was freaking out at robots, Elija accepted them and found them useful (if inconvenient at times). He was also a bit of a rebel (having to always be "fetched", reprimanded, and ultimately accepting the Outdoors) and stood out from everyone else. He was very good at skipping around the transit system (moving walkways), and was pretty good with his fists.

    He also has strong emotional reactions to things like Spacer culture (revulsion and admiration). Smith has no problem with this at all. He even went as far as to have an affair with a Spacer (gasp! horrors!).

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  155. I, Robot: The Movie? by dokhebi · · Score: 1

    I remember "I, Robot" being a collection of short stories. I have "The Complete Robot" which is supposed to be a compilation of the Robot anthologies and other robot short stories that didn't make it into the Robot anthologies. One of the anthologies mentioned was "I, Robot."

    Maybe my memory is playing tricks on me...

  156. I can see it now by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

    Domo arigato, Will Smith Roboto

  157. Hey, anything Asimov.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    any asimov story made into a movie will be good. That guy was a visionary genius in the sci-fi realm. I'm slightly ambivalent about Will Smith as well, he's not exactly the "robotic" type I would expect in a movie (the closest sci-fi he has been in I think is Men in black? maybe there are others. he definately does not act like a robot in those, unless you count stupid being a characteristic of robots). That being said he's a great actor (Ali) and so, maybe he will do a great job. It will definately be interesting to see how it turns out, I have given up expecting things to be great in movies, they always disappoint. I like being pleasantly surprised =)

  158. Attack of the what? by prash_n_rao · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    First it was Robin Williams. Then it was Will Smith.
    I guess it is just a matter of time before BOZO the clown plays R. Daneel Olivaw.

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  159. But where is the plot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but I Robot is a series of short stories
    with different Robots and different characters.

    - how do you get a coherent plot out of these ?
    Only by making one up, i guess

  160. Without Ellison's script, it's a dubious project by miketo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've also read Ellison's proposed script. It is a perfect blend of science, robotics, and humanism. After all, at the heart, the "Robot" series of stories are not just puzzles or murder mysteries, but they touch on what it means to be human. Ellison, more than any other sf writer alive, understands this and addressed it with great insight in the script.

    However, he's known for being a cranky pants, plus he's expensive, plus he'd probably want final script approval. In the movie industry's eye, that's three strikes; no movie producer would want to take a risk on something like that, even though the product would be far superior to anything currently on the market. (We could start another thread on the industry's business-before-art motivation, but that's a whole different nasty mess that we'd have to wade through.)

    In sum, I don't hold out much hope for a script that's billed as an amalgamation of Vintar's script "Hardwired" plus "I, Robot" plus script doctoring by Hillary Seitz and Akiva Goldsman, and is going through the usual studio mill. My guess is this will be a lowest-common-denominator "thriller" with "dark overtones" aka Bladerunner, but not nearly as intellectual, insightful, visionary, or entertaining.

    Good luck to 'em, but I'd much rather see Ellison's script produced. If you can, go find a copy and read it. It's quite a remarkable story, along with insight into the studio process and the fight to get it produced despite the best efforts of studio toads.

  161. Re:To set the record straight. by Janus58 · · Score: 1

    The Outer Limits episode was not based on the Isaac Asimov collection of Short stories.

    Instead it was based on a 1939 short story of the same name written by Otto Binder. This story had the distinction of being the first story written as if by the robot.

    Asimov did not write the first of his robot stories until 1940. The rest were written over the years that followed. In 1950, the individual stories were collected and published as I, Robot. The title was against Asimov's wishes, as he felt it should have been reserved for the original short story. The publishers went ahead and did it anyway.

    As it turned out, The good doctor's fears were well founded; As almost everyone now associates "I, Robot" with Asimov, and few are even aware of the existance of the ground-breaking story by Binder.

  162. Damnit, why no R. Daneel Olivaw movies? by gordgekko · · Score: 0

    They have three books worth of movies there -- Robots of Dawn, Caves of Steel and that other one that came out in the 80s -- that would be beautiful to see on the big screen. Grumble....

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  163. Gettin' Jiggy Wit' ....uhh...robots? by KoReE · · Score: 1

    There's no need to argue, robots just don't understand...

    It's funny.....laugh...

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  164. I suppose it is only a matter of time before... by vpreHoose · · Score: 1

    the Foundation series gets turned into a Star Wars type space opera.
    Think about it? What epic, multi-movie series can the other studios latch onto?

  165. Brent Spiner is a guy by ahecht · · Score: 1

    You should've said him, not her.

    1. Re:Brent Spiner is a guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant "here".

      "It really fits him" just doesn't make sense, because he was referring to the word "nuance".

  166. Minority Report? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2

    Are you referring to Spielberg's mangling of "Minority Report"? Where you could almost see the staples where he saw Philip K Dick's dark vision (you know the story originally ended with Anderton in deep-freeze---I haven't been able to find a copy, but it's gotta be) and said "that's great, but do you know what would make it even better? A happy ending!"

    On the other hand, Alex Proyas is responsible for some the best sci-fi visuals of the last ten years in "Dark City". (Should be required watching for George Lucas.) Even if the story gets mangled, it will still look cool.

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
    1. Re:Minority Report? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      SPOILER ALERT

      You misremember it, there is no freezing stuff for one thing. And the original story ends with sort of a happy ending too. Anderson has figured things out completely, and sorted them out to an extend. He does not go to exile or to prison. Plotters lost but they managed to make precrime look absurd too. The problem is not the mood of ending. It is just that there are almost no common elements between the two except precogs. The original story deals with immutability of future, or lack thereof. It deals with ambitions of a new officer. It explores what the army might try to do when it feels out of power structure. The whole mood is dark.

    2. Re:Minority Report? by Hast · · Score: 2

      *More spoilers on ending of MR*

      I haven't read it myself (haven't found a copy yet) but I heard through a friend that it ends pretty much the same. But the last words on screen are "The next year there were 168 murders in DC" or something to that effect.

      It may not be dark, but at least it's greyish. Kind of like the ending of Clockwork Orange. They have a working system, but they bail out on using it.

    3. Re:Minority Report? by nusuth · · Score: 2
      The story is quite different, so I don't see how one can say the ending is the same. The movie is like *two* minority report *rip-offs.* Neither mystery/sub-plot in the movie is the original story. Being the PKD fan I am, I liked both the story and the movie, but the connection between them is not as strong as the names (MR=MR) suggest.

      [SPOILER] One of the revelations in the story is that existance of a majority naturally implies existance of a minority. We read on to discover there is no majority report, each of the three precogs have given a different, a minority, report.

      [MAJOR SPOILER] One precog predicts ('sees the timeline leading to a specific') the future based on present, the other predicts the future based on present and the knowledge that the department will know about the predicted crime, the last one predicts future based on present and the fact that minority reports of first two will be known by the department. The mere knowledge of future changes what it is, hence, there is no majority report. OTOH the "minority report" concept is only tangential to the movie.

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      Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

    4. Re:Minority Report? by Grab · · Score: 2

      (offtopic, but anyway...)

      Minority Report had nothing to do with the book's plot - instead, they created an entirely new plot which worked, was internally consistent and had its own message. They took the concept of Precrime but built it into a completely new story. Apart from a few completely unnecessary comedy elements (bouncing eyeballs, sicksticks, top-down view of apartments with the "spiders"), and the unnecessarily saccarine ending with the Precogs, I thought it worked pretty damn well. With better editting and a more consistent vision, it could have been a great movie - as it was, it was just a pretty good one.

      The best bit of it was that they obviously spent some money on decent scriptwriters to come up with a consistent plot, believable situations and proper characters. I wish I knew where they found them, and why no-one else in Hollywood chooses to use them...

      MAJOR SPOILER FOR BOOK:-

      The plot of the book was actually that the army were planning a military coup. Anderton was going to kill the army leader to stop Precrime being disbanded - the army leader got this info and mindf*cked Anderton, who had no idea why he was being told he was going to be a murderer and thought it was all a setup to lose him his job and damage Precrime. Finally he finds out about the coup. He knows he has a choice, and he rationally decides to kill the army leader anyway to keep Precrime in place. Basically, the whole story is a quadruple cross. /SPOILERS

      Anyway, if they can do the same kind of job on I Robot (take the main concept of the book and apply a whole new decent plot around it), I'll be happy. My worry is that this happens so rarely, it's practically unheard-of.

      BTW, Dark City *and* The Crow. The Crow was *the* classic film when I was at uni - stunning visuals. Whether Will Smith has the charisma of Brandon Lee, I don't know, but it should be worth the ticket price anyway.

      Grab.

  167. When I Break Down ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alan Parsons, thats funny. As I was reading the the story, the song "Breakdown" came to my mind, unbidden. Are we showing our age or what?

  168. Mmh. They keep choosing the wrong book... by baquiano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I don't understand why is Hollywood (apparently) fascinated with Asimov's robot stories. They're not very cinematic (in a Hollywoodesque sense), as they tend to focus on philosophical, social and ethical consequences of his Three Laws rather than an interesting plot. Thus, they're not very approchable in cinematographic terms without losing an essential common denominator, namely, forcing the reader to think about the real social ramifications and implications of creating autonomous non-human intelligence. Strip an Asimov robot story of this cold intellectual factor, and you get a mediocre and innocuous tear-jerker.

    A much better choice for a Hollywood flick would be The End of Eternity, for several reasons,

    • Unlike the Foundation series, is a self-contained book -- you don't need to read a whole series to truly appreciate it.
    • It's a fast-paced, grabbing reading, very amenable to be turned into a movie script.
    • It has lots of plot twists, especially at the end (I won't spoil it, go read the book).
    • Unlike most of Asimovian Robot stories, it has a love story (a must for commercial movies)
    • There are plenty of opportunities to show digital F/X (another must for commercial SF movies).
    • The story doesn't rely much on the characters themselves, so even Will Smith could deliver a decent performance.
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    You're bound to be unhappy if you optimize everything. --Donald Knuth
    1. Re:Mmh. They keep choosing the wrong book... by miketo · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't understand why is Hollywood (apparently) fascinated with Asimov's robot stories.

      Hollywood sees stories in terms of other stories. "Bicentennial Man" was probably pitched as "Pinocchio as a robot!" "I, Robot" was probably pitched as "Bladerunner, but with cool action and a hip detective!" It's sad, but that's how the system works.

      As to your question, Asimov's stories often rely on clever or trick endings, and Hollywood and movie audiences like simple, clever, trick endings. See "The Sixth Sense", which used a trick ending, versus "Gattaca", which did not. Gattaca is by far the better film and tells the better story, and will last much longer as an example of thought-provoking, insightful sf. But that rarely sells, so Hollywood wants to dish up a hip detective with a trick ending.

      No doubt the studio toads will congratulate themselves on their cleverness, when in reality we'll just get a watered-down O. Henry story with special effects. Very, very sad.

  169. You,sir are a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dumbass not to watch a movie because of one actor. it wasnt a bad movie, i swear.

  170. Basis for Bicentennial Man... by Drogo+Knotwise · · Score: 1

    I would have thought it was based on The Bicentennial Man, but as I have neither read the short stories nor seen the movie, I couldn't tell...

  171. OT: Re:Brent Spiner & Other thoughts by JessLeah · · Score: 1

    SEMI-pornographic? Almost SEMI-pornographic? Ye gads, at least 80% of 'I Will Fear No Evil' is little more than an Internet sex story set to paper (by no less than one of the great modern fathers of sci-fi!). Heinlein was truly a dirty old man.

    Let's count the kinks/fetishes/atypical-sexual-thingies/stuff-pr0n -on-the-Net-consists of just in that one Heinlein novel alone... lesbianism, spanking, pregnancy, threesomes, body paint, forced feminization (of a sort)... am I forgetting anything? Oh yeah, don't forget the "old decaying guy magically becomes really young and good-looking and has lots of sex" element. That has to be in half a billion Internet fantasy stories out there...

    1. Re:OT: Re:Brent Spiner & Other thoughts by kliment · · Score: 1

      and who can forget "friday" by heinlein. Seriously, that guy sure was compensating. Same thing in "time enough for love" - a guy goes back in time and fucks his own mom...great

  172. NOT OFFTOPIC, YOU FUCKING GOOBERS by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

    Well, it's not. It was totally relevant to the parent comment.

  173. Not the Harlan Ellison version, alas by Maple+Syrup · · Score: 2
    For an example of what might-have-been, but won't be, see if you can track down Harlan Ellison's script for I, Robot. It was published in Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine sometime in the 90's. Brilliant. Unfortunately, Harlan Ellison managed to piss off all of the studio executives that might have funded the idea, so all we're left with is the script.

    What might have been ...

    1. Re:Not the Harlan Ellison version, alas by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      It would have been the best sf film ever done, period.

      rj

  174. Three Laws of Robotics as a Limerick by jzitt · · Score: 1
    Asimov got a kick out of this when we were slinging limericks back and forth at a science fiction convention many years ago:
    As the Good Doctor once told our class
    To a human harm can't come to pass
    And you must obey
    Everything he might say
    Only then may you save your own ass.
  175. Actually based on the Naked Sun by b-baggins · · Score: 0

    Here's betting money the article got it wrong. The movie may be titled I, Robot, but the story is from the Naked Sun, which is the sequel to the Caves of Steel.

    In it, Elijah Bailey is a detective who had previously solved a murder of an off-worlder on Earth (human off-worlder, no aliens in this series of books) with his robotic partner R. Daneel Olivaw.

    Now there has been a murder on Aurora, one of the former colony worlds that now hold military and political dominance over Earth. Elijah is requested by that gov't to investigate the murder with R. Daneel because it was apparently performed by a robot, which, needless to say, has the Aurorans, who are very dependent on robots, extremely nervous.

    In the book, there are a series of murders, each committed by a robot. The robot was a useless pile of junk afterward, but the real terror in the story is that someone has figured out how to make a robot kill, even if only once.

    The book is not as good as the Caves of Steel (which is probably one of the finest works Asimov ever did), but is still a darn good book.

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    You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
  176. At least it isn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a scifi miniseries...

  177. Wrong Name Not I Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The story is Robots of Dawn. Not I Robot.

    Daneel and Giskard are the robots. Lej (sic) Bailey is the agoraphobic police officer from Earth who travels to a "spacer" planet to solve a rare murder. (no crime on spacer worlds)

    Great story. Bailey is a great character. Will be a good acting challenge for Will Smith. (If he is the detective....I would assume so as there is a love interest)

  178. RObots of Dawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not Caves of Steel....

    The murder took place on Aurora. Caves of Steel takes place mostly on Earth.

    Or am I all meesed up....

  179. Name recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes, but speaking of movie stars, I absolutely love Allen Stewart Konigsberg doing his neurotical characters on the big screen!

    Didn't catch that? Oh, that's "Woody Allen" for all you ignorant people out there...

    Point taken?

  180. Asimov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wild Wild West, need anymore be written?

  181. This is not I, Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This movie has been in development for almost 6 years now. It started out as a robot movie that had nothing to do with Asimov. Different writers were brought off and on the project - I was one of them. One of the writers (long after I was gone) brought with him the notion of making an "I, Robot" movie. He altered the script to add "I, Robot" characters. The original script was similar to "I, Robot", but was a murder mystery involving several robots and AIs, not a simple courtroom story about a robot murdering its owner. The writer wanted to use this movie as an "I, Robot" prequel of sorts. This insane idea was discarded and the script was modified even more to incorporate the story of "I, Robot". Now it is a mish-mash of crap, obviously, having had 17(!) writers to my knowledge and probably more than 3 dozen revisions to date. There have been no total rewrites, from scratch, just building on and subtracting from the foundation established by the first script. This goes on in Hollywood all the time. Don't expect to see a compelling version of "I, Robot". Expect to see a crap script with a few stars with 'opening weekend power' attached to make the money back before people realize what dreck it is. If you want to see a good version of "I, Robot" check out the Outer Limits version with Leonard Nimoy.

  182. Ice Pirates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one thinking of Ice Pirates?

    This is it! The Perfect Robot!
    -Is there any particular reason it's black?
    Well, I did want him to be perfect!

    1. Re:Ice Pirates by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 1

      Yes! Don't forget the space herpies! This movie rocks!!! Dolemite

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      Save the World! Use a Quote!
  183. Animated by Goonie · · Score: 2

    Both of those problems are assuming you use live actors. I think Ender's game would be much easier to make as a CG film.

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  184. Alan Parsons Project, I Robot by LeRoco · · Score: 1

    A movie based on one of my favorite books would be great.

    A Wil Smith remake of the Platinum Album by Alan Parsons Project "I Robot" would be much less then great. As in bad, well, scarey.

    Imagine Wil Smith bustin' out "I wouldn't want to be like you!"

    Yikes!

    Actually Alan Parons would be a good choice for a Asimov soundtrack. He was the Engineer for Pink Floyd's classic "Dark Side of The Moon." The Alan Parsons Project is most familier with wide screen, cinematic music. IMHO the 1977 "I Robot" is Alan Parsons best effort.

    Alan Parsons Project
    I Robot... The story of the rise of the machine and the decline of man, which paradoxically coincided with his discovery of the wheel... and a warning that his brief dominance of this planet will probably end, because man tried to create robot in his own image.

  185. Who says Will Smith is playing a robot? by Raffi+Spock · · Score: 1

    As I recall, Susan Calvin was a pretty major part of the stories' plots. :-)

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    Quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
    Anything said in Latin, sounds profound.
  186. I guess living in europe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're used to living 2 families in a flat, and being forced to ride a bicycle because you can't afford a car.

    Therefore when you see a happy family owning their own home and having two cars, a swimming pool, lots of food, and nice neighbors is quite foreign to you.

  187. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can imagine the trailer already:

    Robot does something mind boggling.

    Will Smith makes silly remark about robot doing something mind boggling.

    Another robot does something amazing.

    Will Smith makes silly remark about robot doing something amazing.

    Will's robot sidekick delivers a short, witty line.

    Will Smith delivers a brief, witty reply

    Tremendous explosion...

    Title of film: "I, (explosion) Robot"

    Will Smith says something funny at a very high pitch.

    "Coming this Summer"

    End of trailer.

    Sigh.

  188. N as in nigger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    as Chris Rock said, there are black people... then there are Niggers. (I have known entirely too many hispanic, white and asian niggers to really consider it a black thing anymore)

    I am curious if Will Smith can make it through a movie without some racist, biggoted and ultimately race dividing and stereotype/urban legend encouraging line or situation spewing from his sewer.

    To some, the amount or exact configuration of melanin under the skin really is just that... then there are those that wrap their entire sad lives to creating, extending then bitching about race issues. Sort of like a warlord that also is an arms dealer, they would rather splash everyone else with mud to appear clean rather than climb out of their own filth and bath.

  189. Wow, somebody's actually read I, Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She is the only common thread. I'm really surprised nobody pointed that out before...

  190. Rudy Rucker, anyone? by Bicoid · · Score: 1

    That sounds more like someone hijacked the whole concept of the Bopper war from Rudy Rucker's Software series, stuck it in Asimov's world, and injected a little of the formulaic Hollywood "end of the humanity" glitz for good measure. To me, it sounds like another Starship Troopers or Johnny Mnemonic. I'll be impressed when/if it proves me wrong.

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    If not all sentients are human, couldn't it be possible that not all humans are sentient either?
  191. Aw, you know you liked it by adb · · Score: 2

    I mean, that Legolas chick was so hot.

  192. Hrmm... by BZArcher · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm deeply hoping that perhaps they might use some of the elements of the Harlan Ellison screenplay/treatment, but I don't think we'll be that lucky.

  193. Main Idea ? by Bugmaster · · Score: 1
    The article says:
    "The big idea here is that if the robots have found a way to violate the laws, there is nothing to stop them from taking over, because the human race is so dependent on robots and automation," said 20th Century Fox film president Hutch Parker.
    What ? Have these people actually read the book ?

    I, Robot, as far as I understand (and I admit I am no arts major), is at its core a philosophical treatise. It examines the laws that hold our society together, and the properties that separate us from machines (if any). For example, in one of my favorite stories an incognito robot is running for office as a Governor. It turns out that it is impossible to prove that the robot is, in fact, a robot. On one hand, he values his privacy like any other being, and will not submit to invasive scans. On the other hand, his behavior, which is limited by the Laws of Robotics, is the same as the behavior expected of any decent human being, especially a good public official -- and they are in such short supply nowdays. In the end, he gets elected, because he is really the best man for the job.

    So, the movie is going to feature evil robots taking over mankind ? I am not going to pay money to watch some Hollywood loser milk Asimov's name for all it's worth.

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  194. Uh, perspective? by dekraved · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Fox has wired Will Smith to star in sci-fier "I, Robot," an adaptation of the 1940s Isaac Asimov short-story collection that set the groundwork for robot films ranging from "The Terminator" to "A.I."
    I know that Variety is a movie industry publication, but doesn't it seem a little silly to reduce the influence of "I, Robot" to "The Terminator" and "A.I."? What if they had written "Charlton Heston starred in an adaptation of 'The Bible,' a collection of stories that set the groundwork for movies like 'Star Wars' and 'Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail'"?
  195. Due to budget over-runs... by EuroChild · · Score: 1

    "Due to budget over-runs and with filming months behind shedual, the new Will Smith movie "I, robot", will now only feature two of the three laws of robotics..."

    Robot: must not let human be... something something...

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    Does this make my brain look big?
    1. Re:Due to budget over-runs... by Ziviyr · · Score: 2

      Nevermind the a robopsychologist trying to figure out the motivation behind "getting jiggy with it".

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  196. Dr. Joyce Brothers for Dr. Susan Calvin by Nishi-no-wan · · Score: 2

    When reading the books, I always imagined Dr. Joyce Brothers as Dr. Susan Calvin. I know, she's not exactly the plain, drab scientist with her excitement and all. Maybe it's the accent? I don't know. I just think that Dr. Joyce would make a great Susan Calvin.

  197. Ali by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You all forget Ali.

    No rapping, no dancing, no shit acting.

    Will Smith acted in that movie and he was so good I have to wonder why he doesnt do more serious movies.

    Just because he also makes light-hearted crap, and cant sing, doesnt mean he cant actually act when he wants to.

  198. That damn Frankenstein complex... by Politas · · Score: 1

    Typical that the studio exec is talking about "nothing will stop [the robots] taking over."

    Bicentennial Man has to be one of the best "robot" movies ever made, simply becasue it wasn't about a robot running amok and killing people. I hope "I, Robot" can live up to it, but I doubt it.

    When hollywood takes a short SF story and makes a movie of it, they have a tendency to screw it up. Look at "The Running Man", which was a fantastic King novella (under a pseudonym), but a pretty awful movie, which bore little resemblance to the book. Casting Arnie in the lead role for that one completely threw out the feel of the story.

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    Politas

  199. Re: Starship Troopers (or Yes, it will be that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Starship Troopers was a very good movie. It had very little resemblance to the book, but, if anything, that made me happier. It contained action, cynism, special effects and memorable (not deep) characters.

    "Contact" as well, lots of changes from the original made for a *better* movie.

  200. Definitely not a good fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think R. Daneel would be better played by Brent Spiner. He'd have to drop the "Data naïvete", but he'd be much closer to what I pictured when I first read I, Robot. And The Rest of the Robots, etc.

  201. sloppy editing, among other things... by Damek · · Score: 2

    I didn't like Bicentennial Man. I thought the movie was predictable, over-directed, and too sappy for its own good. I particularly didn't like the fact that, when I saw it, the boom mike appeared in every other scene. Apparently I saw the only badly edited version of this film in existence (in the theatre, not on video), since no one else ever seems to mention this when this film comes up.

    1. Re:sloppy editing, among other things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Roger Ebert in his Movie Answer Man column:

      When you repeatedly see a boom mike in a movie, 99.9 percent of the time it is NOT the fault of the film's director, but of the projectionist in your theater, who has framed the film incorrectly. Many films contain additional real estate above and below the frame, to allow the picture to bleed off the edge of the screen. A complaint to the theater manager may do the trick.
  202. Hasn't anybody READ the book? by wizard97 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've. Four times. And it's almost impossible Will Smith could represent the robots. Many aren't even humanoid.

    However, he could be a GOOD choice for either Powell or Donovan, who represent the "human part" in most stories (in the others is represented by Susan Calvin).

    1. Re:Hasn't anybody READ the book? by wizard97 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I RTFA. The article clearly states Will Smith will take the place of a detective tracing a robot. (Originally it was Susan Calvin, president of Robots R Us). So what is all this talk about?

  203. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5th law of robotics: None shall support individual(s) or organization(s) that violate rule number 4.
    In particular, none shall pay movie made by such group.

    6th law of robotics: Violator(s) of 4th law shall be terminated upon its discovery, using every means available at any cost, including violating rules 1, 2, 3.

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