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  1. Once Upon a Time on The Luddites Are Almost Always Wrong: Why Tech Doesn't Kill Jobs · · Score: 1

    No, really: people once claimed & hoped that industrialization would raise productivity so much that we'd all have 20-hour work weeks or some such. Yet here we are, with massively greater productivity than 100 years ago (or even 20), and the so-called "work ethic" handed down from the top-level management sociopaths to everyone else has led to an increase in the average work week among full-time workers.
    I'm not claiming that we'd solve unemployment by chopping every job in half & increasing our employee count by 100%, but it sure would be nice if a little of those productivity gains came back to us all in the form of something other than, well, the nothing we're getting now.

  2. not getting mine on Finding a Tech Museum For Your Beloved Retired Computer(s) · · Score: 1

    I mean, they can have my Digi-Comp I when they drag it from my cold, dead fingers.
    Same for my slide rule.

  3. Re:The "eight fundamental emotions" on Text Analyzer Reveals Emotional 'Temperature' of Novels and Fairy Tales · · Score: 1

    they didnt fit satisfaction in there, not buying it.

    Guess they.... "couldn't get no..."

  4. old news on Teaching Fractions: The Tootsie Roll Is the New Pie · · Score: 1

    No, really old. My grandmother used to break apart chocolate bars to teach fractions to her 2nd or 3rd grade classes back in the 50's and 60's.

    Now some self-proclaimed genius has figured out what Tufte has been saying forever: that pie charts suck?

  5. Re:RoI on Sinkhole Sucks Brains From Wasteful Bitcoin Mining Botnet · · Score: 1

    Personally I liken these muppets to the idiots who steal Henry Moore sculptures and melt them down for scrap!

    Oh, I thought those people were called "Folks with good taste." :-)

  6. skip the air-gap part on New Headphones Generate Sound With Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 1

    This started out as pure satire, but now I'm beginning to wonder if it could be done. Consider: it's relatively easy to produce extremely accurate analog electronic waveforms. The disasters strike while trying to convert (nanotubes, rare-earth magnets, cones, electrostatics, or whatever) into a clean pressure wave in air. And all that just to drive a bunch of scilia in the inner ear, which are probably beat to shit from a lifetime of rock concerts, motorcycles, and angry spouses. So let's get going on a direct electrical connection to the otic nerves! No need for conversion into/out of air at all!

  7. Re:Now, also make it understandable on Former Microsoft Privacy Chief Doesn't Trust Company, Uses Open Source Software · · Score: 2

    DIdn't mean that. Complexity is usually a sign of bad design. Actually, most of concepts in CS are pretty straightforward ...

    Counterargument: the Rubik's Cube is a pretty snazzy, simple design. Try to solve it.

  8. I know who left it there on Cassini Probe Sees Plastic Ingredient On Titan Moon · · Score: 1

    The Sirens Didn't clean up too well after getting the critical repair part from Earth.

  9. Re:trollin' on A Beautiful Mind and Broken Body For Silicon Valley · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure she gets her girlfriend to make the sandwiches, like any proper techie.

    Yeah, but does she need to preface her request with "sudo" ?

  10. Re:This is highly illogical. on Scientists Create New "Lightsaber-Like" Form of Matter · · Score: 1

    Lasers, on the other hand, shoot photons.

    Yer a frickin' libral. Everyone knows that lasers don't shoot photons! People with a laser shoot photons.

  11. Re:Somethings changed on VLC Reaches 2.1 · · Score: 1

    I'd recommend you get ffmpeg or a similar converter and turn your old video into some newer filetype. Plus, assuming the conversion works, you'll know for sure exactly what codec the new file is using.

  12. been there, had it done to me on BitTorrent "Bundles" Create Cash Registers Inside Artwork · · Score: 1

    Really -- who here hasn't torrented something which turned out to be in an encrypted zip file or some such, with a little note that said "Just go to www.imasucker.com" and answer the brief survey to get the password to unlock this file" ?

  13. Re:Identity cannot be stolen on LexisNexis and Other Major Data Brokers Hacked By ID Theft Service · · Score: 3

    hold on the receipts at least until you punch'em into your fiance package

    that's gotta be one of the better unintentional misspellings I've seen in a while.

  14. Re:My brothers used to drug me... on Naps Nurture Growing Brains · · Score: 1

    To which I can only wonder:

    A) Did you never catch on, or did you just figure that a tasty ice cream treat was worth a nap?

    B) Nobody should leave a drink unattended in any sort of public place, so good thing you learned that lesson the "easy" way.

  15. what it stands for on LexisNexis and Other Major Data Brokers Hacked By ID Theft Service · · Score: 1

    My guess: 'nbc' here is short for "NSA Botnet Communicator."

    Then again, it might never have been found if they'd been smart enough to name it "svhcost.exe" [sic] or "winupdate475YWHV63275278592,bat"

  16. Re:What idiot is allowing this on California Elementary Schools To Test Anti-Piracy Curriculum · · Score: 1

    It's not a copy, it's a derivative work!

    In which case, either Newton's or Leibnitz' lawyers want a word with you...

  17. Re:Indoctrination and Propoganda on California Elementary Schools To Test Anti-Piracy Curriculum · · Score: 1

    Give the Monsantos of the world enough leeway and it may become difficult to legally grow your own. There are already cases of farmers being sued (successfully) by Monsanto because GM seed contaminated their non-GM seed and the farmer didn't have licensing.

    Windup Girl, by Bacigalupi (and several other stories set in the same world)

  18. Wasn't that a dance move? on "Ballooning" Spiders Use Electrostatic Forces To Generate Lift · · Score: 1

    Somehow the "Electric Spider" sounds like it's right out of an early 80's night club choreography.

    (yes, I know there was the Electric Slide, thank you)

  19. not from "JAMES" I won't on Robotic Bartender Programmed To Recognize When You Are Ready For a Drink · · Score: 1

    I mean, really, couldn't they come up with a "Artificial Intelligence Machine for Enhanced Evenings" -- AIMEE?

    If it's gotta be a robot server, it dang well better be a fembot.
    (now shutting down my inner sophomore...)

  20. Re:Could not replicate (as many others can't) on iOS 7 Lock Screen Bug Leaves Certain Apps Vulnerable For Access · · Score: 1

    OK so that was a lame joke, but what morons tagged it "flamebait"? "boring" I could understand.

  21. Re:Could not replicate (as many others can't) on iOS 7 Lock Screen Bug Leaves Certain Apps Vulnerable For Access · · Score: 0

    itsatrap

    You can't bypass the lock, but you did activate the hidden Trojan that now will send all your BitCoins to the guys who posted this phony (pun intended) hack.

  22. Re:no no no ! on 40-Million-Year-Old 'Walking Whale' Fossil Found In Peru · · Score: 1

    I bet Satan's fun as hell at parties. Now that you mention it, he probably came up with the lampshade trick too.

    Well, if you'd please allow him to introduce himself, you'd find he's a man of wealth and taste!

  23. Re:Googlers? Really? on Those Magnificent Googlers and Their Flying Machines · · Score: 1

    And there we have a shining example of what happens when you extrapolate a small dataset without regard for externalities.
    How about this: instead of claiming that PV cell efficiencies will climb to some magical number and simultaneously a massless battery with infinite charge capacity will be invented, try some simple calculations. Pretend that 100% of all solar power (roughly 1kW/m^2) is converted to electricity, calculate the amount of lift required to carry 300 to 350 kg (four medium sized people), and figure out just how large the aircraft's surface area would have to be.

  24. Re:Would probably be found on Linus Torvalds Admits He's Been Asked To Insert Backdoor Into Linux · · Score: 1

    Once again, this is a possibility we've known about for a while, and it hasn't caused people to leave Windows in droves. I think it's something most people just must not care about

    Which standard answer would you prefer?

    A) Most people are panic-stricken at the thought of change.
    B) The OS decision at our place of work is made by some C-level IT person who's clueless.
    C) What compromise in trust? We'll just load up Kaspersky and AVG and Sophos and Defender...

  25. Re:No, no, no,no ... on NYT Publisher Says Not Focusing on Engineering Was A Serious Mistake · · Score: 1

    I still read the WSJ in print. My office keeps a subscription and puts it in the break room. Me and a few other folks share sections during lunch, or skim the headlines while waiting for coffee

    It's easy to make jokes about charging per-reader for hard copy, etc., but it does make me wonder: what's the ratio of readers per purchased paper copy vs. the percent of online readers who buy a subscription? After all, most office-worker environments do just as quoted, providing a few newspapers in the break room. Similarly, your dentist, doctor, speedy-oil-change, hairdresser, etc. fill their waiting rooms with newspapers and magazines (plus probably CNN on a monitor). I wonder where the real "even trade" point is for online subscribers.