User: DeLukas

Where would you look?

On: SETI Founder Outlines Ambitious Future Plans

I was going to say "Of course there is intelligent life in the universe, it's right here on Earth!" but I couldn't do it with a straight face.

What if we just told them it was XP?

On: One Third of New PCs Downgraded To XP?

But! But! Microsoft did that thing, and people said Vista is great if we don't tell them it's Vista. Clearly the solution is to rebrand Vista as XP and in two months, like a magician, whip the cloth off and go "Aha! You've been using Vista all along!" There is no way a plan like that could fail!

Creatures created by 2 year olds.

On: Spore Creatures Now Outnumber Known Earth Species

What they don't say is that 90% of them look like something drawn by a 2 year old.

It's a water slide, WEEeeee!

On: Spore, Mass Effect DRM Phone Home For Single-Player Gaming

Oh, EA, when won't you use the slippery slope as a water slide?

Re:Inquiring minds must know...

On: What Software Do Cable Installers Place on Your PC?

I know Cox Cable uses broadjump.