No, go back and learn to count. This is NOT a first post. This is a FAILURE. You are FIVE POSTS TOO LATE! That, sir, is not just a FAILURE, it is PATHETIC!
Beauty? A wise man once said, "There is no beauty in FAILURE!" I was that man, and a FAILURE is what you are! "fast"? Obviously not fast enough! If you were faster, you wouldnt have FAILED!
Your first first post? Seems its actually your first FAILURE! No doubt one of many to come. Give up now, you will never be anything other than a blatant FAILURE!
I feel miserable Trolls make me ill I feel miserable Sporks tear at my foundations I feel miserable First posters are dragging me down to the depths of misery I want to die
Is it because of FAILURES that I feel this way? With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain? Or am I lost in tale of Jon Katz, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so.
FAILURES Broke My Will to Live FAILURES Broke My Will to Live FAILURES Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
I feel miserable Hot grits rot the flesh from my bones I feel miserable FAILURES defeat my purpose I feel miserable Moderators are doing their best to impale my soul I want to die
Is it because of FAILURES that I feel this way? With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain? Am I lost in tale of Jon Katz, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so.
FAILURES Broke My Will to Live FAILURES Broke My Will to Live Oh God, FAILURES Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
first post? NO. YOU HAVE FAILED AGAIN! See that guy who made the post above you? HE IS SOMEBODY. YOU ARE NOT. All you are is a FAILURE. All you have ever been is a FAILURE. All you will ever be is a FAILURE.
Burn of FAILURE? YES, IT IS. A feeling you are no doubt very used to by now - YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS A FAILURE! Its plain to see that your day to day life is like a constant string of FAILED first posts!
Congratulations on your first post.. oh wait, this isnt a first post. ITS A FAILURE! Congratulations... on being a pathetic FAILURE! Its interesting to see how you're laughing at this, ironic considering how everyone else is laughing AT YOU and how you have FAILED AGAIN!
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YOU FAIL IT!
Yes, you're lame. You're also a FAILURE! Just like napster, you were always doomed to FAIL from the very start. Your entire life is a FAILURE!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT!
PS. BSD is dying
YOU FAIL IT!
I feel miserable
Trolls make me ill
I feel miserable
Sporks tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
First posters are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die
Is it because of FAILURES that I feel this way?
With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Jon Katz, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
I feel miserable
Hot grits rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
FAILURES defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Moderators are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die
Is it because of FAILURES that I feel this way?
With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Jon Katz, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
FAILURES Broke My Will to Live
YOU FAIL IT!
you = FAILURE. Thats right, FAILURE. You cannot contradict the laws of physics. Unsurprisingly, you have FAILED.
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT!
YOU FAIL IT!
Perhaps, just perhaps next time you will manage to do something that isnt a FAILURE! YOU FAIL IT!
Thats right, you have FAILED again. Worse, you were DEFEATED by an on topic post! Perhaps you should just give up and end this FAILURE of a life now.
Dear sir,
This is to inform you that you are have FAILED. Thats right, you are a FAILURE. First post? NO. Another post in a long lines of FAILURES? YES.
YOU FAIL IT!
FIRST post? I dont think so. Yet another FAILURE to add to your pathetic abysmal life. How does it feel to know you've FAILED again?