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  1. YOU FAIL IT! on Real World Linux Security, 2nd Edition · · Score: -1
    Not even in the backwards world of Soviet Russia could you have got a First Post. You are a FAILURE! You are so much of a FAILURE that you transcend all concept of backwards!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  2. YOU FAIL IT! on DOD vs. 802.11b · · Score: -1
    Most moderators dont moderate up first posts, especially FAILURES LIKE YOURS! Did it really take TWO MINUTES to type that out? That is pathetic, infact it is lamentable !

    YOU FAIL IT!

  3. YOU FAIL IT! on Miyamoto vs. Everyone Else · · Score: -1
    No, you are the obligatory FAILURE! There were a whopping FOUR posts before yours! Unlike Pokemon which was a huge commercial success, you are a FAILURE!


    YOU FAIL IT!

  4. YOU FAIL IT! on Will Your CD Player Tell on You? · · Score: -1
    With that squeak, you obviously need oiling! Perhaps then you'd be fast enough to actually get first post!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  5. YOU FAIL IT! on Amazon Releases 1-Click Patent Sequel · · Score: -1
    More like with the least, it seems! A toast? A toast to your FAILURE is all you will be making!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  6. YOU FAIL IT! on Scientists Don't Read the Papers They Cite · · Score: -1
    And you obviously dont read the post numbers of the posts you make here! This is not a first post, and you are a FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  7. YOU FAIL IT! on Sequel to Ghost In The Shell · · Score: -1
    Is that the roar of FAILURE? You are a FAILURE "Count CHocula", or should I say, "Count FAILURE"? This is not the first post, infact you were defeated by a soulless first posting script! Truly you are a failure of brobdingnagian proportions!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  8. YOU FAIL IT! on Google's new toys · · Score: -1
    You disgrace trolls everywhere with your FAILURE! Begone, FAILURE, BEGONE!


    YOU FAIL IT!

  9. YOU FAIL IT! on Sun Security Patch Introduces Security Hole · · Score: -1
    You can secure a first post? Which first post would that be? THIS SURE ISNT ONE! Just like Sun, you are a FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  10. YOU FAIL IT! on Inside One Of the Last Vinyl Record Manufacturers · · Score: -1
    This is not your thread, it is Dirtside's. He is FIRST. You are a FAILURE. He is somebody in this thread. You are not.

    YOU FAIL IT!

  11. IBM = FAILURE on Bell Canada Turns Payphones into Public Hotspots · · Score: -1

    Yes, infact OS/2 was a FAILURE!

    Dear IBM,

    YOU FAIL IT!

    Love,
    Failure Guy

  12. YOU FAIL IT! on OpenBSD SMP In The Works · · Score: -1
    Wins? No, YOU FAIL IT! This is not the first post! It is a FAILURE and so are you! In the time you spent typing that piece of crap you call a post, you were defeated! Its no surprise, you ALWAYS fail!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  13. YOU FAIL IT! on RealNetworks Releases Helix DNA Producer Source · · Score: -1
    Non first posters LIKE YOURSELF? This is not a first post, and you are not a first poster. Infact you are a FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  14. NO! on Secure, Efficient and Easy C programming · · Score: -1

    This is not a "nice try". It is a FAILURE. There are no shades of gray with first posts, only FIRST and FAILURE, and he has FAILED.

  15. YOU FAIL IT! on Adobe Finds No Elcomsoft-Cracked E-Books · · Score: -1
    I count THREE posts before yours. What did you do, type the message, go away, bake a cake, come back and hit "reply"? Or could it just be that your entire life is a pathetic FAILURE?

    YOU FAIL IT!

  16. Re:MORE SLASH CENSORSHIP!!! on Sony Introduces Passage · · Score: -1

    this isnt macslash, you fucking idiot.

  17. YOU FAIL IT! on Sony Introduces Passage · · Score: -1
    Rule? No, you F-A-I-L! That spells FAIL. You are a FAILURE. This is far from a first post.

    YOU FAIL IT!

  18. YOU FAIL IT! on 3-D Movies Turn 50 ... Sort Of · · Score: -1

    Hoping for glory,
    Now you look like a twit!
    Everyone laughs
    Because YOU FAIL IT!

    You may have high karma,
    Comments better than most,
    It doesnt change the fact,
    You FAILED the first post!

    I'm not here to laugh,
    I'm here to show how,
    Your life is a FAILURE!
    Please kill yourself now.

    YOU FAIL IT!

  19. YOU FAIL IT! on Finnish Taxi Drivers Must Pay Music Royalties · · Score: -1
    What is that you are humming? Is it the song of FAILURE? How very appropriate - you are a FAILURE!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  20. YOU FAIL IT! on System Optimization Guide for Gamers · · Score: -1
    No, you FAILED! Take condolence if you want in the fact there were two other FAILURES who FAILED with you, but know this: YOU CAME LAST OF ALL THREE. You are the KING of FAILURES!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  21. YOU FAIL IT! on Transrapid (MagLev) Test Successful In China: 405 · · Score: -1
    This is far from a first post. Dont give up your day job kid, you were clearly never meant to be a troll anyway.

    YOU FAIL IT!

  22. YOU FAIL IT! on PostgreSQL 7.3 Released · · Score: -1
    You should be ashamed that you FAILED! Infact, by the time you FINALLY came round to reveal your spectacular FAILURE to the world, you had already been defeated by two ON TOPIC posts!

    Like John Romero driving a Sinclair C5, you are truly a FAILURE of galactic proportions!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  23. YOU FAIL IT! on Linux Kernel 2.4.20 Released · · Score: -1
    Wow, wouldnt you know it? FAILURE! How do I know it? Because you ALWAYS FAIL! Your entire life is a FAILURE and like mozilla you have FAILED again!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  24. YOU FAIL IT! on Software Choice Group Tells DOD Not to Use Open Source · · Score: -1
    No. You have FAILED. And you FAILED because you questioned yourself! You must proclaim your first posts boldly! If you FAIL, at least FAIL with honor!

    YOU FAIL IT!

  25. YOU FAIL IT! on Spirited Away Still Has a Chance · · Score: -1
    Nice try, close but you are still a FAILURE! There is no second place when it come to first posting! If you dont have what it takes, just dont even bother trying.

    YOU FAIL IT!