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  1. Those impetuous scientists! on Black Hole Birth Detected this Morning · · Score: 5, Funny

    The burst has been named GRB050509b

    I mean, really! How droll, how clever...

  2. Re:I'm not too suprised on Pi: Less Random Than We Thought · · Score: 1

    ROTFLMAO. Sexist as hell, to be sure, but funny as hell, too.

  3. Re:Soooooo on Stewart Brand on 'Environmental Heresies' · · Score: 2, Funny

    The correct response would have been, "You must new here! :)"

  4. Re:Meh on Concert to be Performed from Beyond the Grave · · Score: 1
    You can, of course, dl ringtones that sound *exactly* like a phone from the 1940's.

  5. Re Apple being first out of the gate... on Apple and MS Battle For Desktop Search Supremacy · · Score: 1

    Jobs to Gates: "We're better than you."

    Gates to Jobs: "You don't get it. It doesn't matter."

    And it still doesn't...

  6. squeakland is groaning... on Squeak Group Buys Ship Naming Rights in Gaiman Novel · · Score: 1
    ...under the load of the /.'ing it is getting.

  7. Re:In other News... on Linux Coming to the Nintendo DS · · Score: 1
    And of course, use of this template must be instantiated TWICE within three hours on /. using the exact same parameters -- dups are *required*.

  8. Re:If it went gold on Windows XP X64 Goes Gold · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think you guys are trying to be funny, but I'm not sure -- I have such a tin ear for puns.

  9. Why oh why... on Mega Mags, Life Sized Magnetic Toys · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...do I always get 5 /. mod points on April 1? I mean, what's the use? I could just grade every post 'funny' or 'troll' without reading them...

  10. Re:IPv6 Not Enough? on The Next Net · · Score: 1
    Dude, IPv6 address are sixteen bytes long. That's 3.4E38. When we get to the point that we have more than 3.4E38 lights and toasters, we'll have far more critical problems than finding IPv6 addresses for each of them. (Like, forming a black hole full of toasters, for example...)

  11. Re:grammar and spelling TOO on SCO Website Using Groklaw's Content · · Score: 1
    No, no, no! It's "Bezerkeley".

    Class of '76

  12. Re:Kiss Public Domain's Ass Good-Bye on The Great Library of Amazonia · · Score: 1

    sigh...

  13. Oh, great... on Build Your Own Cell tower · · Score: 4, Funny
    now my daughter can loose the cordless phone within a 30 mile radius. Just frick'n wunnerful...

  14. Re:Sigh... on French News Agency Sues Google News · · Score: 1
    (double sigh!)

    OK, I'll concede the technicality of "steal" vs. "infringe", even though any 10 year-old who's spent any time attending his/her church/synagogue/temple/mosque would instantly call you on the weak, hair-spliting semantic dodge.

    Another example of the growing and insidious meme "since digitial information rights are so easy to infringe (plagiarize, pirate, trespass upon...), it must be OK to do so".

    Uh, it's *still* not.

  15. Sigh... on French News Agency Sues Google News · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Another example of the growing and insidious meme "since digitial information is so easy to steal, it must be OK to do so".

    Uh, it's not.

  16. Re:Andrew Odlyzko is godlike on Metcalfe's Law Refuted · · Score: 1
    What's really the difference between being able to phone a million people compared to a billion people? ... You reach the point of diminishing returns even on the log scale.

    This will really depend if 'value of the network' is being measured for 'you' the individual or 'you' the collective. The difference from my individual POV between 1e0*1e6 and 1e0*1e9 possibilities may less than 1000x in 'value' (I'm just as swamped by 1e6 as by 1e9), but the difference in 'value' between 1e6*1e6 and 1e9*1e9 would be a much larger, yes? Maybe not a full n^2 increase, but n*log(n) does seem conservative to me.

  17. Truth in education... on Software Engineering Demo for a K-5 Career Fair? · · Score: 5, Funny
    What would be the best way to illustrate what a software engineer does to a group of primary school kids?

    Show them how to quickly switch the browser window away from /. whenever the PHB comes by.

  18. Re:Worth it if it works... on Hindsight: Reversible Computing · · Score: 1
    Would I buy a seat for everyone of my 100 engineers? Of course not. Would I buy 1 or 2 floating licenses to use when those *really* nasty, hard-to-catch bugs pop up one week before scheduled release? Yes, absolutely -- IF IT WORKS.

  19. Worth it if it works... on Hindsight: Reversible Computing · · Score: 1
    This is *very* intaresting^g^n^i^t^s^e^r^aersting technology.

    Seriously, if this really works, the $5K/seat could well be worth it. Now, if they could convince Intel/AMD/IBM to somehow provide advanced support in the hardware...

    -k

  20. Seems to me... on Google Punishes Self for Cloaking · · Score: 1
    that if the problem (if it is one) of cloaking can't be solve technically, then all the posturing and nagging and scolding in the world isn't going make it go away. Just live with it...

  21. It's always amused me... on Randal Schwartz's Perls of Wisdom · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    that such a f'ugly language should be named with an homonym of such a beautiful thing as a pearl.

  22. Re:Code format on Code Reading: The Open Source Perspective · · Score: 1
    I work on such large projects, with code from who knows how many groups and hands, that hoping to have the entire tree in one style is futile.

    Within a logical section of the code (a 'subsystem', for example) I do expect consistency, and I will adhere to the style found therein. But if given a choice (I'm creating the subsytem), I'll use the above. It's just vastly cleaner to the eye.

  23. Re:Code format on Code Reading: The Open Source Perspective · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This style
    {
    is better by far
    {
    because the braces 'belong' to
    the following block of code
    }
    not the
    {
    preceeding guard statement
    }
    }

    Sincerely,
    An OFP (Old Fart Progammer)

  24. Re:This is really extrang on When Should You Quit Your Job? · · Score: 1
    "HTML programmer"

    Another wonderful oxymoron! Bravo!

  25. Re:Never going to happen on Software Patents Could Stop EU Linux Development · · Score: 1
    I can 'develop' any thing I darn well please, be it atoms or bits, regardless of infringement on any patents.

    The question is, can I deploy it (sell it, give it away, whatever), without being sued? The curious kid in nothern China might not care whether the code you gave him infringes on a patent someone with deep pockets is trying to enforce, but Red Hat certainly will, Novell certainly will, etc.