You send a message via your PDA in the slow moments of traffic to delay cooking, of course
Don't bother to send the message yourself. Just hang a GPS to your PDA and have a script that does ETA (estimated time of arrival) prediction do it for you. (With this in mind, you can modulate the power of the oven accordingly.)
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Tell me where, if any, people can now say they are free. Tell me where the government is now a democratic one and respects human rights.
Just to know...
Welcome inside your fridge! It's dark. It's cold. You can hear a little hum coming from everywhere.
command> open door The door is now open. Magically, the light turned on. You can see a path to the kitchen south.
command> look The fridge contains a ten-days-opened bottle of milk, some ham and some cheese.
command> look cheese It's greenish.
command> put cheese in bin. The Cheese screams in terror. He resides now in the bin.
command> look ham It's bluefish. It has some activity on it. A fly probabily layed eggs on it. You are hungry.
command> wield knife You are now armed with a knife. You are hungry. You are cold.
command> kill ham with knife You attack the ham with a knife. The ham strafes and ignores you. You attack the ham with a knife. The ham takes a cut and cries. You attack the ham with a knife. The ham flees south
command> go south You are now in the kitchen. There is some ham in bad condition lying on the floor.
command> kill ham with knife You attack the ham with a knife. The ham begs you to stop. It really hurts. You attack the ham with a knife. The ham dies with a tremendous 'Aaaaarg'.
"Fish create vortices, which are like teeny whirlpools," she said. "And the vortices create changes in water pressure that move the fish forward. That's what makes fish so cool."
That's what makes fish so cool? Uber-l33t fish. What next?
I agree with you! This is what makes fishes look cool.
Then doom came out and was totally 3d and it totally imersed you
When Doom came out, I played it for so long that I was able to see (and shoot) monsters eyes-closed. I knew I had to relax when I saw an 'imp' (those little brown fire-ball-throwing bastards) going down my staircase, at home. I would have strafed and shot him with my shotgun if I had not fallen all the way down, in surprise.
Happy enough, no game is as immersive as Doom now. I know I can climb my staircase without the fear of getting hit by strange things that don't exist. :-)
Now they want to extend their success to MMS (Media Message System?)
Might be that the pr0n industry *IS* interested in the business.
Then MMS will stand for Media Massage System.
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You send a message via your PDA in the slow moments of traffic to delay cooking, of course
Don't bother to send the message yourself. Just hang a GPS to your PDA and have a script that does ETA (estimated time of arrival) prediction do it for you.
(With this in mind, you can modulate the power of the oven accordingly.)
There is a big geek factor here...
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Tell me where, if any, people can now say they are free. Tell me where the government is now a democratic one and respects human rights.
Just to know...
I can't wait to code a MUD (multi-user dungeon) for my fridge!
So just microwave your clothes as soon as you get home
I think that brings new sense to 'hot' lingerie...
"Fish create vortices, which are like teeny whirlpools," she said. "And the vortices create changes in water pressure that move the fish forward. That's what makes fish so cool."
That's what makes fish so cool? Uber-l33t fish. What next?
I agree with you! This is what makes fishes look cool.
Then doom came out and was totally 3d and it totally imersed you
:-)
When Doom came out, I played it for so long that I was able to see (and shoot) monsters eyes-closed.
I knew I had to relax when I saw an 'imp' (those little brown fire-ball-throwing bastards) going down my staircase, at home.
I would have strafed and shot him with my shotgun if I had not fallen all the way down, in surprise.
Happy enough, no game is as immersive as Doom now. I know I can climb my staircase without the fear of getting hit by strange things that don't exist.
Don't forget the blowjobs they get when they have 60 seconds to hack into the DOD. The secret is the code word is bush.
No, we are talking about blowjob. So the secret should be clinton.
Oh. I'm really sorry to offend you by my poor spelling.
However, I don't see any relationship between living in Belgium and spelling goatee properly.
Give me a clue and get a life.
A goatie (that's a beard, you insensitive clod). Not a goat. I don't plan to attend meetings with farm animals in my near future.
And no, I'm not the one from goatse.cx. If I was, I would have posted under AC like you did.
Oh, wait... Is it you?
Will any ./er attend? Living in Belgium, I sure will...
I will be the guy with a goatie.
Now they want to extend their success to MMS (Media Message System?) Might be that the pr0n industry *IS* interested in the business.
Then MMS will stand for Media Massage System.
No sig yet!
Someday we'll be able to use such devices to fry the RFID tags in our tires.
Offtopic but funny... Give a man a stolen fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to steal, and you feed him for a lifetime.