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  1. AG and Republican Goobernatorial Candidate... on Penn. AG Corbett Subpoenas Twitter For Bloggers' Names · · Score: 2, Funny

    Corbett isn't just the Attorney General who filed suit against the President trying to get a federal law (that hasn't even gone into effect yet) declared unconstitutional. Corbett is also the Republican candidate for Governor. If his skin is this thin, he's going to have a rough patch coming on. Corbett is also a Goober.

  2. A little knowledge.... on Doctors Seeing a Rise In "Google-itis" · · Score: 1

    I was talking about this with my doctor yesterday and we agreed that while there are arguments for becoming informed about your own diseases and conditions, it's very difficult to look at the big picture when you don't know what the other half-dozen or so variables may be. I'm fortunate to have a family physician who will take the time to discuss the big picture with me as it pertains to me but I'd never be so foolish as to think I know everything about it.

  3. Mythology on California Moves To Block Texas' Textbook Changes · · Score: 1

    I didn't learn history in High School; I learned the accepted myths which may well have had some factual basis. Covering nuance would confuse too many people so there are items that get smoothed over and simplified. Texas wants to put its own mythology out in front. This is a long-standing Texas tradition because, in my experience, people from Texas often look and act like people from anywhere else until something happens which makes them feel obliged to defend the honor of Texas, the honor of Texas women, or any one of a dozen or more of the basic precepts covered in "What it means to be a Texan" which is part of the unwritten curriculum of every Texas public school. Texans generally believe that the USA is God's chosen beacon to the world because Texas can't do it all by themselves. But they don't want anyone doing anything that threatens their sense of Texanhood so they will have their own books if that's what it takes.

  4. There's always the Nuremburg defense on Lower Merion School's Report Says IT Dept. Did It, But Didn't Inhale · · Score: 1

    I was just following orders dontcha know?

  5. You killed the Sphinx and must marry the queen on Cleaner Air Could Speed Global Warming · · Score: 1

    Cause and effect? Reducing one man-made pollutant exacerbates the effects of another man-made pollutant. Therefore what???

  6. Damn this lysDexia! on Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome · · Score: 1

    I read the RSS headline as "Wi-Fi caused...".

  7. Re:No Way on Talk of an Apple Search Engine To Thwart Google · · Score: 1

    Apple will just modify their devices to use their new iWhatchallit search engine and to change any http request from Google to iWhatchallit.

  8. Re:Help in TFA? on Songbird Drops Linux Support · · Score: 1

    Songbird is the name of Sky King's airplane.

  9. Continuing the Office upgrade virus tradition on Standards Expert — "Microsoft Fails the Standards Test" · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Microsoft CAN'T go along with standards. If they did, then when they release a new version and change the file format to yet another proprietary variant it wouldn't force everyone to upgrade when their early-adopting friends (who probably got it free from MS) send them a document or spreadsheet in the new format and they can't open it, modify it, and send it back without buying an upgrade. Ka-CHING! We got another one Jocko!

  10. Thank You R.I.P. on Slashdot Discussions Now Include Roulette Video Chat · · Score: 1

    I thought this was an April Fool prank. What an annoyance!

  11. I Got Them Ole Kozmic Blues Again Mama on Do Car Safety Problems Come From Outer Space? · · Score: 1

    In 1991, our general manager was fond of blaming "stray cosmic rays" for hard-to-reproduce bugs in our software. I never found a case where the bug was not reproducible but there were many when it took a lot of communication with the customer to tease out the necessary preconditions. (In one case it required having them ship one of their workstations to us and it turned out to be a lying graphics adapter that claimed it was a type with a known refresh rate when its refresh rate was different. Combine that with an overly ambitious developer who wrote his own graphics i/o code to improve performance and you get total system lockup.)
    My guess is that there is a set of conditions that causes loss of significance resulting in division by nearly zero and producing a number large enough to be interpreted as "Floor it!".

  12. What my statistics professor taught me on Science and the Shortcomings of Statistics · · Score: 1

    Thou shalt not worship the .05 level. Correlation does not imply causation -- you need to have some idea of HOW the values are correlated. Linear regression is only valid when the relationship is in fact linear. The more variables added to a multivariate statistical model, the greater the likelihood that there will be a spurious correlation. SPSS will always find something when you tell it to look hard enough.

  13. Re:It's been a while, but... on Hedge Fund Offers $2 Billion For Novell · · Score: 1

    Our operation uses GroupWise because it would cost too much to switch to Exchange.

  14. Re:That's funny... on Hedge Fund Offers $2 Billion For Novell · · Score: 1

    You're _starting_ to hate Symantec? I've been hating them for 7 dog years.

  15. Re:Kill Switch? on $1M Prize For Finding Cause of Unintended Acceleration · · Score: 1

    I think it started as an attempt to continuously monitor air-fuel ratios to improve efficiency and reduce pollution from unburned hydrocarbons. But now that everyone has to talk on the phone when they're driving, the car needs to do more and more for them.

  16. Lucky not to live in Houston on Officials Sue Couple Who Removed Their Lawn · · Score: 1

    If they lived in Houston, they'd be dealing with a Home Owners Association which would levy a fine and if they didn't pay the fine the HOA would institute foreclosure proceedings and sell their house out from under them.

  17. Fanboys hexed? on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 1

    Magic eh? Good magic -- like Glinda finally telling Dorothy about the magic ruby slippers or DARK MAGIC that enslaves Death Eaters to the Dark Lord who determnes what apps they are allowed to buy from the AppStore in Diagon Alley?

  18. That's some gate you've got there.... on Newspaper "Hacks Into" Aussie Gov't Website By Guessing URL · · Score: 1

    ...now all you need to do is build a fence and connect it to either end.

  19. Re:Design patterns on What Knowledge Gaps Do Self-Taught Programmers Generally Have? · · Score: 1

    I re-invented Proxy and Composite but I did it before GOF published DP

  20. Do da name "Enron" mean anything to ya? on Google Gets US Approval To Buy and Sell Energy · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of some company in Houston that was trading energy.

  21. The False Positive problem on Mozilla Wrongly Accused Sothink Addon of Malware · · Score: 1

    It's even worse when a major anti-virus/internet protection application named after a pioneer of MS-DOS utilities throws a false positive and declares your CSS to be malware.

  22. Re:Fraud? on Verizon Blocking 4chan · · Score: 1

    Only your lawyer knows for sure -- and that's only one opinion.

  23. Nothing new on Students Failing Because of Poor Grammar · · Score: 1

    In 1980 I was T.A.-ing an introductory course. A senior journalism major's essay was so poorly written that I couldn't tell for sure what it said but I was generous and gave it a 'C'. When the student came to complain, the excuse was that I was "just taking off for grammar" and the notion that there was nothing in the essay which indicated that the student knew the material was simply unthinkable. I didn't budge but the student went to the professor (who was a notorious soft touch for women with short skirts) raised it to an 'A'.

  24. Re:Safety Critical on Toyota Pedal Issue Highlights Move To Electronics · · Score: 1

    Makes me miss my 1965 VW even more. My first car with a computer was in 1983 -- it was defective and there were no replacements in the supply chain. Dealer tried swapping out with one from a different car (same model but different equipment) with no success. At least with my VW I could do the maintenance myself with some wrenches and a timing light.

  25. That's why iDontWantOne on Apple's Trend Away From Tinkering · · Score: 1

    Whatever Apple is selling, they can keep it. Started when I discovered I needed to use their software with their iPod devices compared to a competitor which looks like a standard USB drive whatever system I plug it in to. Then they came up with the AppStore. It's all downhill from there.