Ahem. I, for one, don't want to shit myself in the middle of a massive earthquake, so maybe that's what the warning system should be used for: Avoid embarrassing smelly aftershocks in your pants!
I think they're also adding Enemy-Of-The-State-o-vision, so you can rotate a person in a video capture completely around and see the contents of a messenger bag! It's 3D-eriffic! I can't wait!
Maybe when we have this new OMGWTF 3D technology, this text will look so 1337 I won't care:
Error establishing a database connection
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Are you sure you have the correct username and password?
Are you sure that you have typed the correct hostname?
Are you sure that the database server is running?
[this really should be here] Did your page just get pwned by Slashdot?
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Crown College, 2005, BS in CS (though should have been 2003 if everything went according to plan). Thinking about going back for grad school, as I'm still living in SC.
Here's a link to the paper (PDF) on the packet reordering if you're interested. Being a former banana slug, I was very interested to see this research coming out of UCSC. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy whenever something theory-based is actually implemented.
Oh my god. That's the funniest shit I've seen.. well, since I saw Patrick Stewart in an extra talking about tits about fifteen minutes ago. Thank you for the entertainment.
That reminds me of this stupid system our IS department set up. It required you to enter answers to five or six challenge questions (in case you forgot your password), but the answers had to be at least five characters. Of course, this kind of sucks when your mother's maiden name is four and your favorite color are both four-letter words.
<sillyRemark plays_into_stereotype="true" meme="yes">Breasts. Can that be your keyword for your search? If so, I'm totally for this advanced technology.</sillyRemark>
Did anyone think of those annoying little camera-like things in Half Life 2 when they read this? I'm sorry, but having some algorithm deduce whether or not my behavior is acceptable is over the limit.
Leader Cloud: My anus is bleeding. Clouds: YAAYYY! Leader Cloud: My anus.. is bleeding! Clouds: YAAYYY! Leader Cloud: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEEEDING! Clouds: YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! Leader Cloud: Waaaaaa--!
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Pssh. Chuck Norris can divide by zero while delivering a roundhouse kick to conventional mathematics!
Ahem. I, for one, don't want to shit myself in the middle of a massive earthquake, so maybe that's what the warning system should be used for: Avoid embarrassing smelly aftershocks in your pants!
His ISP is going to need that ball of fusion to power their server after the /.ing you brought upon it.
I think they're also adding Enemy-Of-The-State-o-vision, so you can rotate a person in a video capture completely around and see the contents of a messenger bag! It's 3D-eriffic! I can't wait!
Error establishing a database connection
This either means that the username and password information in your wp-config.php file is incorrect or we can't contact the database server at localhost. This could mean your host's database server is down.
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Let's hope this product is zune to be forgotten!
/me ducks barrage of tomatoes
Except you're forgetting that:
1) The tin-foil demographic isn't really that large
2) They probably also believe some urban legend / conspiracy theory about KFC already
When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.
I can't wait to see a logo on the moon.
Crown College, 2005, BS in CS (though should have been 2003 if everything went according to plan). Thinking about going back for grad school, as I'm still living in SC.
Here's a link to the paper (PDF) on the packet reordering if you're interested. Being a former banana slug, I was very interested to see this research coming out of UCSC. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy whenever something theory-based is actually implemented.
Could you imagine if Microsoft made this robot?
Robo-sentry.NET Vista Live: It looks like you're trying to enter a demilitarized zone! Would you like to:
Either that, or they'd try and sell trespassers V1AGRA
But can it be mounted on a shark?
Oh my god. That's the funniest shit I've seen.. well, since I saw Patrick Stewart in an extra talking about tits about fifteen minutes ago. Thank you for the entertainment.
That reminds me of this stupid system our IS department set up. It required you to enter answers to five or six challenge questions (in case you forgot your password), but the answers had to be at least five characters. Of course, this kind of sucks when your mother's maiden name is four and your favorite color are both four-letter words.
The preview buttton is your friend...
<sillyRemark plays_into_stereotype="true" meme="yes">Breasts. Can that be your keyword for your search? If so, I'm totally for this advanced technology.</sillyRemark>
Here, let me add semantic tagging.
Breasts. Can that be your keyword for your search? If so, I'm totally for this advanced technology.
I hope that helps. And the real humor is that I just got modded insightful!
Breasts. Can that be your keyword for your search? If so, I'm totally for this advanced technology.
Did anyone think of those annoying little camera-like things in Half Life 2 when they read this? I'm sorry, but having some algorithm deduce whether or not my behavior is acceptable is over the limit.
Just don't install Windows Vista XP Pro, which, ironically, requires a quantum computer to run.
The Big Round Cubatron is a much bigger, much cooler DIY LED display. It was the cool thing at this year's Burning Man.
...well, you get the idea.
Videos here, here, here,
I know it doesn't make sense, but the Object Management Group should extend the API just so we'd have the OMGWPFAPI.
Yeah?
I want muthafuckin' lasers on a muthafuckin' shark!
But does it have a Varia Suit upgrade? I want a morph ball, too!
-- n
The sysadmins that host the 720 megapixel image of Sydney are probably not going to be sending you thank-you cards, I'm guessing.
Leader Cloud: My anus is bleeding.
Clouds: YAAYYY!
Leader Cloud: My anus.. is bleeding!
Clouds: YAAYYY!
Leader Cloud: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEEEDING!
Clouds: YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
Leader Cloud: Waaaaaa--!
So appropriate.