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  1. Re:More to Come on Apple Now Selling Better Than One Laptop In Six · · Score: 1

    If you want titties and beer, buy a macbook.
    Actually if you Titties & Beer, buy Frank Zappa's, "Zappa in New York".
  2. Re:Way to spin it into a PS3 problem zonk. on PS3 Issues Caused GTA IV Delay? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nowhere in the article does it blame the PS3 for the delays.

    Huh? The TITLE of the article linked is "Pachter: PS3 Port Caused GTA IV Delay" - now, that might be biased, but it's not Zonk's bias...
    Hey no fair! You're using facts to support your argument. You need to be posting unsubstantiated rumors and bald faced lies! We have high standards on /.!
  3. Re:damn on GTA IV Delayed Into Next Year · · Score: 0, Troll

    They should rename the game GTA IV-ever

  4. Re:They're not mutually exclusive on Ubuntu Linux vs. Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    And once again, a Mac user has no idea what a PC is or how it's different from Windows.
    A PC user walks into a bar.

    The Mac user sees it and ducks.

  5. Re:They're not mutually exclusive on Ubuntu Linux vs. Mac OS X · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A PC and a Mac are actually the same car, except the Mac has the passenger door(s) and the trunk welded shut.
    A PC and a Mac are actually the same car, except the PC needs its windows replaced each week because vandals keeps smashing them in.
  6. Re:house music all night long on "Crowd Farm" to Collect Energy? · · Score: 4, Funny

    If all the exercise machines were in use 10 hours a day for a year, the gym could generate roughly $183 worth of electricity. At that rate, it would take about 82 years to pay off the initial $15,000 investment.
    Ten years ago, venture capitalists would have jumped all over a money making idea like this.
  7. Re:Amusing on For-Pay Demos Coming to Xbox Live? · · Score: 1

    If you don't like it, don't pay for it. It is pretty simple. If enough people refuse to pay for it, it will go back to being free.
    OR if enough people bitch and moan about the cost, they might decide to remain keeping it free.
  8. Re:I support this product and/or service... on Japanese Auto Makers Teaming Up To Create Standard OS · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always wanted to get a Prius and cut the logo apart and stick an "M" in it.

    Toyota Primus!
    Toyota Primus Sucks!
  9. Re:A day late and a dollar short... on Japanese Auto Makers Teaming Up To Create Standard OS · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...transmogrifying your loan into tentacles and then proceeding to rape you with them.
    Is that how they produce that new car smell?
  10. Re:Impact on Six Minutes of Terror - Landing Humans on Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry! My method will get them down in one piece. You wanted them alive? Oh, wait...

  11. Re:Yawn on Making Old Sound Recordings Audible Again · · Score: 1

    While I have no doubts that this is innovative product - personally I am satisfied with have a googlephonic stereo with a moon-rock needle. it's OK for a car stereo, but I wouldn't want it in my house.

    apologies to Mr. Steve Martin.

  12. Re:you mean, "on the record," right? on Police Given Access to Congestion-Charge Cameras · · Score: 1

    His post was like taking a pie to a knife fight. Your post was like taking a gun to a pie fight.
    Yeah I don't know what I meant here either.
  13. Re:you mean, "on the record," right? on Police Given Access to Congestion-Charge Cameras · · Score: 1

    Considering that the London congestion charge has only been in operation itself for a little over four years, that is unlikely.

    Perhaps instead of inventing scare stories during these discussions, it would be best to focus on the real dangers posed by the real actions of real people?
    I read the GP's post as snark not to be taken (completely) seriously.

    His post was like taking a pie to a knife fight.
    Your post was like taking a gun to a pie fight.
  14. Re:Cost? on Bionic Hand Makes it to Market · · Score: 2, Funny

    6 million dollars.
    Man!
  15. Re:Libraries don't get sued for infringement on Open Library Project Takes Flight · · Score: 1

    In other words, it's up to you to document that "doncha" is not current usage, if you are to claim it's not a word.
    Look up sarcasm and then read my post again.

    Now, it is up to you to document that my post wasn't sarcasm, if you are to claim my post was sarcastic.
  16. Re:sigh on IPhones Flooding Wireless LAN At Duke · · Score: 5, Funny

    "18,000 address requests per second"

    It's like me at the discotheque on Saturday night.

  17. Re:Libraries don't get sued for infringement on Open Library Project Takes Flight · · Score: 1

    Of course not, because they've paid for their copies. Makes a difference, doncha know?
    --
    There is no such word as "alot," and if there is, there shouldn't be. It's "a lot." Two words, not one.

    There is no such word as "doncha," and if there is, there shouldn't be. It's "don't you." Two words, not one.
  18. Re:Uh-oh on Diamonds Are a Fuel Cell's Best Friend · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look to DeBeers to rush in and kill this technology. God forbid we have a car that has a CZ solution when only a real diamond can cool forever.
    What does a Chicago football team have anything to do with diamonds?
  19. Re:In other words.. on Live GTAIV Demo Dominates Take Two E3 Event · · Score: 2, Funny

    or did it shoot down the competition!?
    Nope, it just came in for some hot coffee.
  20. Re:Tissue and fluids? on Baby Mammoth Found Intact · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was concerned when I read that it was being shipped to Japan that they would consider eating it, what with their terrible track record of eating endangered animals.
    I would be more concerned if this was found in China, they'd probably inject it with melamine, lead and diethylene glycol then ship it the U.S labeled as beef jerky.
  21. Re:Not as big a problem as Luna... on The Dusty Concern for the Mission to Mars · · Score: 1

    The real question which everyone is missing is what does it smell like? Everyone knows moondust smells of Gunpowder [nasa.gov] so does martian dust smell of some other medieval technology (perhaps mead?)
    I am guessing Mars smells like Slim Whitman.
  22. Re:Fixed prices, in the USA, gods of capitalism? on Ban On Price Floors Abandoned, Internet Prices May Rise · · Score: 1

    Neo-Libertarians wear shades and long black coats, can fly through the air and will kick your ass.
    True, but it gets really boring the second and third time they do it.
  23. Re:RS-71 on USAF Developing New "SR-72" Supersonic Spy? · · Score: 1

    "Conventional" wisdom now says that then president Lyndon B. Johnson messed up the designation in his public announcement and called it the SR-71 - and nobody wanted to correct the president...
    Can we call it the SR-Marisa Tomei?
  24. Re:Yay! on Vertical Farming · · Score: 5, Funny

    Screw flying pigs and frozen hell. Think cow-tipping from a 30-story building. It would be marvelous!
    I suddenly miss Gary Larson.
  25. Re:Who would have thought it on Microsoft Shells Out $50 Million For GTA IV Content · · Score: 1

    You're mixing your Soviets with your Underpants Gnomes.
    Which one has the laser beams attached to its frickin' heads?