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  1. I have my own flashy-memory-messer-upper-thingy on Scientists Erase Specific Memories In Mice · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... I call it Glenfiddich

  2. Its not science... on Scientists Erase Specific Memories In Mice · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...its the Haitian

  3. I want the feature that allows me to... on Software Holds Cell Phone Calls While Driving · · Score: 1

    ...turn it on for the morons driving around me while talking or texting on their phones.

  4. Honey.... on Software Holds Cell Phone Calls While Driving · · Score: 1

    ....This isn't really an emergency, but can you stop and get a gallon of milk on the way home? I knew you'd answer the emergency call through... kthxbye

  5. Re:What kind of ending... on Opus the Penguin Retired · · Score: 1

    Well the backroom probably refers to where the animals are put to sleep, and Breathed's humor is dark enough to end it that way. ...but PETA will be pissed.

  6. What kind of ending... on Opus the Penguin Retired · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. A 2010 starchild moment.
    2. A Matrix ending, where Opus gets to spend all his time in his own matrix illusion with the dandelions.
    3. A Soprano momemt, where all the old characters meet in a restaurant, Bill the Cat can't park the car, and the last frame goes black?
    4. Seinfeld, where they all end up in prison.

  7. Re:This sounds like one of those anti-drug ads... on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 1

    You need to stop them from doing C++rack

  8. When you find out how to explain it to your kids.. on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... let me know how, so I can explain it to my parents.

  9. Re:Thanks from the reminder on How Close Were US Presidential Elections? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Gore would have known that Bin Laden was in Afghanistan/Pakistan

    ... and Bin Laden would still be in power in Afghanistan to this day.

    He would have in his possession, letters from Al Gore, strongly condemning Bin Laden for the adverse
    environmental impact bringing down the World Trade Center towers caused for New York.

    Hmmm... still want that recount?

  10. Re:-456 degrees? on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 1

    Yea, for the national brands, but with local breweries you can do much better.

  11. Re:-456 degrees? on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 1

    but British Gallons and U.S. gallons are different!

    Tell me about it! A pint of beer is smaller here. (US)

  12. Re:Now what do I do? on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 1

    I guess its back to work on the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

  13. Re:-456 degrees? on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 2, Funny

    220, 221, whatever it takes.

  14. The should contact... on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 1

    ... the TV show Fringe. They turned off an MRI instantaneously and pull a guy out of it on last nights episode.

  15. Hmmmmmm on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now where did that paper clip go?

  16. Re:1st p0st!?! on The Ninja Handbook · · Score: 1

    Pirates, on the other hand, would just wear your friggin' wind chimes as an earring.

  17. Re:1st p0st!?! on The Ninja Handbook · · Score: 4, Funny

    2nd day ain't over yet...

  18. Will it have a gap? on Japanese Begin Working On Space Elevator · · Score: 1

    Where the 13th floor should be.

  19. Re:IRS vs. Scam Artists? on Feds Tighten DNS Security On .Gov · · Score: 1

    It's a quote from Sam Beckett's Endgame, which contains no '?' in any reference that I have found. There is no room to credit Sam Beckett in the sig.

  20. IRS vs. Scam Artists? on Feds Tighten DNS Security On .Gov · · Score: 1

    Come se come sa

  21. rRobot ... by Isaac Arrrsimov on Today Is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! · · Score: 1

    The three laws of Robots be more like guidelines than actual rules. Arrrrrrr

  22. All you really need are... on Data Centers Crucial To Lehman Sale · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your towel and your thumb.

  23. Re:Just what we need... on Berners-Lee Wants Truth Ratings For Websites · · Score: 1

    Moreover: Who measures the truth?

    ...and how would the metric system unit of truth differ from the english system unit of truth.

  24. Re:Truth Ratings by who? on Berners-Lee Wants Truth Ratings For Websites · · Score: 1

    Its a case of who gets to be the Truth Fairy

  25. Re:Just what we need... on Berners-Lee Wants Truth Ratings For Websites · · Score: 1

    This would be a BINARY system, right?