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  1. Re:Are local printers fair game to print to under on Hacker Weev Admits To Hacking Printers To Spew Racist and Anti-Semitic Messages (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    It's like having a piano that's now in tune, but he's still hitting the wrong keys.

    If by pure chance he hits the right keys, he hits them in the wrong order.

  2. Re:Perhaps The Acheans? on Slaughter At The Bridge: Uncovering A Colossal Bronze Age Battle (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Many Englishmen seriously have a history of thinking that all world history points squarely to them.

    Yup. Just them, the bastards, with their "manifest destiny" and "master race" concepts.

    Stupid fat cunt.

  3. Re:GearVR owner here on Oculus Rift Review: Virtual Reality is Almost Here · · Score: 1

    A queue is "first in first out", unless you're in France. It can't, by definition, be out of sync.

  4. Re:Year Of Linux on Smartphones already happened on Ubuntu Tablet Now Available For Pre-Order · · Score: 1

    It has a load of crap that I can neither change nor remove. That's not the case with something like Fedora, Debian etc.

    Kernel schmernel already.

  5. Re:Perhaps The Acheans? on Slaughter At The Bridge: Uncovering A Colossal Bronze Age Battle (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    It totally is - right among all the dark satanic mills.

  6. Re:That's actually really surprising... on Slaughter At The Bridge: Uncovering A Colossal Bronze Age Battle (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    "Five villages over" could be 50 miles. Those villages might have been able to spare five to ten men each - if they'd been willing to send any at all. After all, they're not here, not yet.

    And "just taken longer" doesn't work when you have to carry your food with you; beyond a certain range you'd have to set off with more rations than you could physically lift. Again, that's assuming you have sufficient suitable food to spare.

    Jump forward a couple of millennia, with all the improvements in technology & agriculture that entails, and the entire kingdom of England, with its very existence threatened, was only able to put about 7 thousand men in the field.

  7. Re:Perhaps The Acheans? on Slaughter At The Bridge: Uncovering A Colossal Bronze Age Battle (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    I use it to thicken sauces.

  8. Re:Year Of Linux on Smartphones already happened on Ubuntu Tablet Now Available For Pre-Order · · Score: 1

    Android isn't really Linux. Certainly not Linuxy enough for me.

  9. Osborne effect on Oculus Rift Review: Virtual Reality is Almost Here · · Score: 4, Funny

    The longer you wait to buy, the better it will get.

    I didn't think it was actually possible to flunk Marketing 101. Until now.

  10. Re:Answer on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Deal With Glare On Cellphones? · · Score: 1

    I tried that, but I find it difficult to keep my knee against the steering wheel.

  11. As George Orwell said on Oculus Rift Review: Virtual Reality is Almost Here · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Virtual reality has always been almost here.

  12. Re:Don't confuse "old" with "poorly designed" on Why BART Is Falling Apart · · Score: 1

    The designers thought that the tried-and-true rail standards were obsolete, so they created something new that was up-to-date with the standards of the aerospace industry.

    I thought the aerospace industry made things that fly, rather than running on funny-sized rails?

  13. Re:People say "custom-made" like it's a bad thing on Why BART Is Falling Apart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And while you're stuck in a massive traffic jam because everybody else took your advice, you can smile smugly that you avoided the taint of communism.

  14. Re:Lie detector on Researcher Measures Brain Reactions To Donald Trump (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Are you talking about Adams, or Trump?

  15. Re:Will it work better than my Thinkpad X? on Ubuntu Tablet Now Available For Pre-Order · · Score: 2

    I am not apt to change

    *Golf clap*.

  16. Re:That's actually really surprising... on Slaughter At The Bridge: Uncovering A Colossal Bronze Age Battle (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    I know how to read & comprehend English. You, it seems, don't.

  17. Re: âoeWarningâ? on Volcano Erupts In Southwest Alaska, Sending Ash 20,000 Feet (google.com) · · Score: 0

    He was telling the truth. None of them speak English at all.

    RatatatataTISH!

  18. Re:That's actually really surprising... on Slaughter At The Bridge: Uncovering A Colossal Bronze Age Battle (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sounds like a reasonable extrapolation from what we do know, to be honest. If there's a troll here it's you.

  19. Re:Sorry, couldn't resist on Volcano Erupts In Southwest Alaska, Sending Ash 20,000 Feet (google.com) · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, earthquake feels you!

  20. Re:ÃoeWarningà on Volcano Erupts In Southwest Alaska, Sending Ash 20,000 Feet (google.com) · · Score: 0

    Seen that word before. It means "timothy is an asshat", I think.

  21. ÃoeWarningà on Volcano Erupts In Southwest Alaska, Sending Ash 20,000 Feet (google.com) · · Score: 1

    How do you pronounce "ÃoeWarningÃ"?

  22. Re:"Fruit drinks" are basically uncarbonated soda on Fruit Drinks Aren't Much Better For You Than Soda: Study (vox.com) · · Score: 1

    you're a savoy consumer

    It's quite healthy if you resist the temptation to smother it in butter, which is difficult because the little ridges could have been designed for that purpose.

  23. Re:I think... on NJ Legislator Proposes Fine For Walking While Phone-Distracted (philly.com) · · Score: 1

    Pedestrians need to be aware of other pedestrians.

  24. Re:DEC Ultrix on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Easter Egg? (slashdot.org) · · Score: 2, Funny

    make love: I don't know how to male love

    Try it on a Mac.

  25. Re:Mysterious East on Names That Break Computers (bbc.com) · · Score: 2

    Just move to Scunthorpe.