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  1. Re:Still Boycotting... on New Diablo II Patch Finally Revealed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    bnetd might have helped pirates get online, but it's still nothing else than a fucking server. reverse engineering a protocol is legal. writing software that utilizes that protocol is legal. what should be illegal, is bullying people with the legal system.

    people on slashdot should be people who understand stuff like this.. oh, but this is the games section after all.

  2. Just goes to show.. on Six Monkeys And An Old Saw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that it's possible to get research funds for just about anything.

    I think I'm going to apply for a science grant. I'll investigate the global effects of a butterfly flapping it's wings in Syria. My hope is to finally prove Lorentz conjecture, while at the same time cash in on the imminent war in the region. I'll sell t-shirts with "I invaded Syria, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt with a butterfly on it".

  3. On a related note.. on World's Most Powerful Laser · · Score: 1

    How do you (where you live) pronounce laser?

    Last time I visited NY, the guys in the physics lab called it l-a-ser with an a as in father. Is that normal on the east coast?

    I've always pronounced it with a very broad a, like in "layser".

  4. Re:Audiophiles are *worse* than drug addicts on New Loudspeaker Eliminates Distortive Influence · · Score: 2, Funny

    the best solution for audiophile clubs would be to require an IQ test upon joining and every 6 months thereafter to make sure you aren't stupid enough

    By joining an "audiophile" club, you've already disqualified yourself from passing any imaginable IQ test.

  5. Re:How many Yen is that? on New Loudspeaker Eliminates Distortive Influence · · Score: 1

    That's funny. But seriously.. the Slashdot crowd is largely US based, and the editors must understand that Americans have a hard time relating to anything else than dollars.

    Some of them might know that the Euro is the currency of the emu, but most of them would expect one dollar to translate into thousands of Euros or more. In addition to that, there is the totally insane European concept of using a punctuation mark instead of a comma. It's like, totally whack, for sure.

    Now, do you think it's reasonable that the average Slashdot reader (Americans) should have to know ALL that to understand this little blurb?

  6. Re:bad idea on MySQL Creator Contemplates RAM-only Databases · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've heard about comic radiation..

    It tickles and is really funny.

  7. Re:Anyone else think Slashdotting is criminal? on Build Your Own HERF Gun · · Score: 1

    Anybody with content interesting for the Slashdot crowd, and half a brain, got some kind of script that replaces the index with a 0 byte document once the slaughter ensues.

    And if you didn't have this in place the first time around, you better hurry to get it up before the dupe is posted.

  8. Domain name? on Libranet 2.8 Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    The Linux community aren't exactly top of the pops in the corporate world, much in fact due to their rather immature birdlike mascot.

    A smart move from the core developers, would be to adopt the Debian logo as the official Linux logo. It's both smart and well designed. At the same time, Debian is easily recognised by professionals to be the best distro of Linux. This would only be the start of a brand new image for Linux and the community as a whole.

    Considering this, and the recent problems Linux have had with corporate penetration, I can't see why domain names like Mad Penguin are chosen. The only effect is to drive away potential serious customers.

  9. Re:Nerdy? on ScavHunt211 · · Score: 1

    Yes, what would the heroes think of that?

    I can't think of anything more heroic than dying from flying into a bunch of birds. (No it's not official, and it will never be, but I've got sources)

  10. Re:Yeah, but on Warren Ellis Answers · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm right there with you.

  11. your sig on FreeNetworks Conference in Las Vegas · · Score: 1

    Linux-screws? Come again?

  12. Ehem.. on FreeNetworks Conference in Las Vegas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Free as in beer, or speech?

  13. Re:moderators on rohypnol on The Neverending Sex.com Story · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If it was gay, then ok.. off topic I guess. Kinda hard to tell with that ascii art.

  14. Re:Why want? on The Neverending Sex.com Story · · Score: 0

    Did you flunk geography? It should be .fr

  15. moderators on rohypnol on The Neverending Sex.com Story · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How is this off topic?

  16. Please.. on The Neverending Sex.com Story · · Score: 1, Funny

    End this petty dispute. I want to start using it.

    In the meantime, cocks.com is a good substitute.

  17. Re:Measurements.... on NASA Sending Probe to Saturn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You almost make it sound like I-point-out-stupid-Americans exercises are bad.

  18. Re:Sensible position, whether or not claim is true on White Hat Hacker Breaks Silence · · Score: 1

    Now, that can change when there is a profound revelation [Dr. Laura Schlessinger], or when there is a ton of incentive [G.W. Bush]

    I can picture it now, GWB the "black hat" cowboy coming to town with a sinister motive. Then some nasty terrorist mexicans run a dilligence into the towns two water towers. This somehow gives GWB incentive to go "white hat". Yes, it does make a lot of sense.

  19. Re:Right back at ya on Dr. Dre to pay $1.5 mil for "Illegal Sample" · · Score: 1

    My favourite too.. this has been the themesong to many a summer party. The lyrics are so wickedly twisted.

    Did I ever tell you the story about, Cowboys! M... M.. M.. Midgets and indians and... Fron.. Frontier Psychiatrist, I... I felt strangely hypnotised, I was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls, And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball

    Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person? Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! Yeah! Somtimes a parrot talks, Ha ha ha... Yes, some birds are funny when they talk, Can you think of anything else?... a record!

  20. Re:Hum.. on Mass Storage Leaves Microchips in the Dust · · Score: 1

    vic acid is nice.. calx too.. blue calx, green calx, yellow calx :)

  21. Re:Right back at ya on Dr. Dre to pay $1.5 mil for "Illegal Sample" · · Score: 1

    Have you heard 'Since I Left You' by The Avalanches? It was released in 2001 and contains over 900 cleared samples. Excellent record by the way.

    Then there is 'As Heard On Radio Soulwax Pt. 2' by 2 Many DJ's. They got clearance to mash-up big names like Dolly Parton, Destiny's Child, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Skee-lo, Velvet Underground and Kylie Minogue. You can read the story on how they cleared all those (and on all they didn't clear) here.

  22. Hum.. on Mass Storage Leaves Microchips in the Dust · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What's the point of documenting every single little piece of your life? Most peoples lives are boring.

    Just look at all the bloggers. Do they think anybody actually read what they write? Or that anybody even care at all? Do anybody really care what I have to say in this post?

  23. People For Internet Responsibility? on Revising the Internet Email Infrastructure · · Score: 1

    Why are stupid (as in very silly) names like "People for the ethical treatment of animals", "Grand Parents for A Drug Free America", "Drug Abuse Resistance Education" or "Parents for barefoot children" all the rage in the US?.

    Oh.. and SMTP rocks my world. Unsafe means free and uncontrollable. You know what your govnerment lusts for.

  24. In the words of Steatsonic on Dr. Dre to pay $1.5 mil for "Illegal Sample" · · Score: 1
    Steatsonic - Talkin' all that jazz (Tommyboy Records)

    Well here's how it started
    heard you on the radio, talkin' bout rap
    saying all that crap, about how we sample
    giving examples, think we'll let you get away with that
    you criticize our method, of how me make records
    you said it wasn't art, so now we're gonna rip you apart

    Stop, check it out my man, this is the music of a hip hop band
    jazz.. we'll you can call it that, but this jazz retains a new format
    point, where you misjudged us, speculating creating a fuss
    you made the same mistake politicans have, talkin' all that jazz

    Talk, we'll I've heard talk is cheap
    more like beauty, talk is just skin deep
    and when you lie and you talk a lot
    people tell you to step off a lot

    You see, you misunderstood
    a sample is a tactic, a portion of my method, a tool
    in fact, it's only of importance when I make it a priority
    and what we samples up by the majority (?)
    but you and Minardi (?) are turn to thought (?)
    narrow minded and poorly taught
    about hip hop fame for the silly game
    to erase my music, so no one can use it
    you step on us, and we'll step on you
    can't have your cake and eat it too
    talkin all that jazz

    Lies.. it's when you hide the truth
    it's when you talk more jazz than proof
    but when you lie and adress something you don't know
    it's so whack, that it's bound to show
    the things we write are always true sucker
    just get a grip, now we're talking 'bout you
    seems to me that you have a problem
    so we can see what we can do to solve them
    rap is a fad? you must be mad
    with this old bat (?) we get respect you never had

    Tell the truth, James Brown was old
    till Erik & Ra came with 'I know you got soul'
    rap brings back old r&b and if we would not
    people could've forgot
    we want to make this perfectly clear
    we are talented and strong and have no fear
    of those who choose to judge by lack of sass
    talkin' all that jazz

    Now, we're not trying to be a boss to you
    we just want to get across to you
    that if you're talking jazz the situation is a no win
    you might even get hurt my friend

    Steatsonic, the hip hop band
    are like Sly and the Family Stone we will stand
    up for the music we live and play
    and for the song we sing today
    for now, let us set the record straight
    and lay the (?) have a form and a formal debate
    but it's the part that you remember though
    what you reap is what you sow
    talkin' all that jazz

  25. Real musicians don't care on Dr. Dre to pay $1.5 mil for "Illegal Sample" · · Score: 1

    Samplers, drum machines and synths are the tools of the untalented. How difficult is it to make a block busting hit by sampling another block busting hit?

    And don't even get me started on drum machines. You press some keys at random, and suddenly you've got a danceable beat. If it really were this easy to make good music, then we'd all be good musicians.

    Technology is the scourge of music. Every mother and his brother are wannabe producers spewing forth homogenized electronic music.

    Electronic music, there's an oxymoron for you.