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  1. Running at 5400rpm on Maxtor's 300 GB Monster Reviewed · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yes it only runs at 5400rpm...

    ...but as a timesaver, it comes with its own RIAA and MPAA subpoenas attached.

  2. Flying Colors??? on Using Macs In The Work Place · · Score: 1
    I don't know when this happened...Again they said that no changes were made to the network at all.

    I saw too much of this in the article to consider this passed with flying colors. When nobody can explain why things don't work one day and do work another, I'd have to label it still a work in progress. No indication that even a second Mac would easily and successfully connect to their network right now.

    I'd mod the original article Overrated if they still let me mod anything.

  3. Here's What Wasn't Said... on Longhorn in 2006 · · Score: 1
    The belief that there is no new MS operating system until Longhorn omits one big thing: Windows-64 for the AMD Opteron/Athelon, and possibly another W64 if Intel "suddenly" shows up with their own version of 64-bit capable Pentiums and Xeons. Microsoft is rolling out this new product circa Q1 2004.

    Add to this the current uncertainty of how fast 64-bit computing will be taken up leaving the question of will Longhorn be 32-bit, 64-bit, or both, and I can see Microsoft wanting to wait a bit and see how things shake out before supporting the wrong horse.

    After all, Microsoft hardly wants to bet wrong with so much at stake. I'm sure they remember taking the wrong branch with MSN and the Internet, and the pain of correcting that decision.

  4. Re:Does microsoft not believe in shorter -- P4-EE on Longhorn in 2006 · · Score: 1
    microsoft was working on being an XP shop (where XP==eXtreme Programming)

    Does this mean it only runs well on a Pentium Extreme Edition?

  5. Re:A bit of a high-pitched debate there.. on Jocks v. Nerds: Detecting Gene-Dopers · · Score: 1
    Are you a man or a mouse?

    Arnold would certainly be Mighty Mouse.

    Or maybe The Mouse That Roared.

  6. Re:Tap How?? on U.S. Lists Web Sites as Terrorist Organizations · · Score: 1
    luckily the internet isn't much of a web design like envisioned

    And...this...is...lucky...exactly...how...?

  7. You Asked for It. on How a Computer Case Is Built · · Score: 1
    Many of our readers have written us with the same request: "Can you please explain how computer cases are created?"

    Remember that TV show? I could sure enjoy seeing it's return given today's trash television programming. It could have Temptation Island's timeslot IMHO.

  8. One Domino at a Time on U.S. Lists Web Sites as Terrorist Organizations · · Score: 1
    First there have been attempts to ban Casino web-sites.

    There were attempts to ban VoIP (as if you can separate one type of data from another).

    Now political speech sites (have we become France verses Yahoo Auctions?)

    At the same time our government is setting up anonymous proxy servers to help Iranians visit political dissent sites.

    Who is being helped and who is being hurt?

    Who has freedom?

  9. Re: Adust for Inflation on U.S. Lists Web Sites as Terrorist Organizations · · Score: 1
    Every Jew a .22...wimpy firepower

    Well they can either adjust for inflation, or travel in pairs.

    Every Jew a .44 -- Make My Day!

  10. Re:Tap How?? on U.S. Lists Web Sites as Terrorist Organizations · · Score: 1
    give the Feds the authority to tap the entire Internet.

    Tap the Internet how? It's not like there's a single wire anywhere along the way to easily connect into. Short of tapping at the receiving end where all the packets converge again at the destination web-site, you'll need to do that for every single site and then trace back every IP address -- including those using anonymous proxies.

    Possible? Yes.

    Expensive? Very yes.

    Worth the effort? Ask the RIAA!

  11. Re:There is nothing wrong with Kahane.org! MOD -1 on U.S. Lists Web Sites as Terrorist Organizations · · Score: 0, Troll
    Irregardless...

    ...is not a word. Mod -1 Vocabulary Misusage.

  12. Almost There on Jocks v. Nerds: Detecting Gene-Dopers · · Score: 1
    Professor Geoff Goldspink, from University College London, ...said testing technology was "almost there."

    Almost there, huh. The list of things that are almost there (dirt cheap solar cells, 64-bit Windows operating systems, Segways replacing all other forms of personal transport, television sets that you unroll and hang on your wall, the RIAA actually winning a case in court) is endless -- and is likely to remain that way since the axiom that the first 90% of the work takes 90% of the time and effort, and the remaining 10% takes the other 90% continues to hold undisputed sway.

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger mice on Jocks v. Nerds: Detecting Gene-Dopers · · Score: 4, Funny
    We can put genes into mice and create Arnold Schwarzenegger mice.

    Does this mean that instead of running around the maze, they suddenly start running for governor?

  14. Geek Challenge on Urban Challenge · · Score: 2, Funny
    Checkpoint 2^nth-1: Divide the increase in the stock price of SCO by the number of lines of non-GPL'd SCO code in the current Linux kernel.

    If quotient is positive, go to the nearest topless bar.

    If quotient is negative, go to the nearest topless bar.

    If quotient is imaginary, get out of Darl McBride's wet dreams and go to the nearest topless bar.

    On a Divide by Zero exception, pat yourself on the back and go to the nearest topless bar.

    (Programmer's note: while we recognize that the GO TO statement is considered ill-structured and obsolete, we also appreciate that geeks understand legacy code.)

  15. Re:Remove Request on What Will Be in Linux 2.7? · · Score: 1
    Is that violating the GPL?

    Not if you don't distribute the code afterwards.

  16. Remove Request on What Will Be in Linux 2.7? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remove SCO from all future distributions. :^)

  17. Re:Time to do something. on SunnComm Says Pointing to Shift Key 'Possible Felony' · · Score: 0
    my letter to Hillary Clinton has already been fired off.

    Like you think Hillary is going to do anything? Don't expect people enamored with Hollywood to be on your side.

  18. The Best Way to Get Me Acquainted... on Bureau of Engraving and Printing Issues New US$20 · · Score: 1
    The US Government is spending $53,000,000 over the next 5 years to make sure everybody knows that this is a real note, so go get acquainted with one.

    The best way to get me acquainted with them is to send me one...

    ...or several!

  19. Re:It worked for Patterson and National Cash Regis on Suing Your Customers: Winning Business Strategy? · · Score: 1
    NCR = Not Computers. Registers!

    Especially appropriate for a company that once marketed a computer that had no high-speed registers.

  20. Re:Why can no one properly spell "sue"? on Suing Your Customers: Winning Business Strategy? · · Score: 1
    Sue (present/future tense; verb)
    Sued (past tense; verb)
    Suing (present tense; verb)
    Suer (noun)

    Sewer (where the RIAA belongs)!

  21. Re:Scaring Who? Safe...Not! on Suing Your Customers: Winning Business Strategy? · · Score: 1
    Gnutella clients are still safe

    Anyone who thinks their Gnutella client is safe from the RIAA is living in Fantasyland [tm of the Disney corporation and copyrighted forever]. KaZaA is the first, but in no sense the last or only P2P network whose users the RIAA plans to sue. And they've already collected the information about big users on other networks.

  22. Re:What about this...or this on Suing Your Customers: Winning Business Strategy? · · Score: 1
    Music should be free. Correct! CD's, however, are not free. You must pay for them.

    I don't want the CD's -- just the music. The CD's can stay in the store since I'm not stealing them.

  23. Re:new acronym? on Suing Your Customers: Winning Business Strategy? · · Score: 1
    F ree
    O ur
    R ecording
    D ownloads!

    or

    F uck
    O ur
    R IAA
    D ictators!

  24. Re:Missing link Copyrights ARE BS on Suing Your Customers: Winning Business Strategy? · · Score: 1
    The copyrights the music industry owns are not BS.

    Wrong. They are BS when they are continually extended into perpetuity.

    People more often break laws they feel are unfair. People are also the force that changes laws for the same reason.

  25. Re:Selden Patent on Suing Your Customers: Winning Business Strategy? · · Score: 1
    don't see the relationship between an over encompasing patent, as the Selden Patent and a song copyright for a specific song. I think it is a weak analogy.

    The analogy is that both groups, representing at consortium of manufacturers, started suing end-users of the product and didn't come out of the experience as well as they had hoped to do so as customers rebelled against buying the consortium products based on those acts.