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  1. Re:for cheapskates only on Rotating Solar-Powered Skyscraper · · Score: 1

    Heh... you kid, but Kim Stanley Robinson already wrote about that in his Mars trilogy. The last book also contains catgirl sex.

  2. Re:hwah? on ISECOM's Top 10 Real Computer Crimes · · Score: 3, Funny
    Perhaps one day we'll be welcoming our intuitive stream-of-consciousness interpreting overlords?
    I thought Perl 6 was still under heavy development.
  3. Re:Oh dear... on Time Magazine Person of the Year — It's You · · Score: 1

    I can imagine him sitting there, reading the magazine, looking up, smiling, and then saying:

    "I'm the person of the year."

  4. Re:Let Me Get This Straight.... on The Unfriendly Side of German Game Development · · Score: 1

    Wir werden euer Hinterteil besitzen!

  5. Re:Of course we're changing our environment on UN Report Downgrades Human Impact on Climate · · Score: 1
    We're slowly killing ourselves in our own pollution.


    In the book Ghost Map, Steven Johnson shows how Cholera was transmitted through the consumption of polluted drinking water in Victorian London. The disease spread easily because people were drinking water they took a shit in. So what'll be the next big epidemic that's spread through the consumption of polluted air? Ah wait, I think I already found one. This gives the expression "the shit hitting the fan" a totally new meaning. :P
  6. Simple answer(s) on No Business Case for HDTV? · · Score: 1

    1. Zoom out
    2. Plugins->Filter->Soften ;D

  7. Re:Having lived in both Germany and the US on Life Without Traffic Signs · · Score: 1
    adjusted for population sizes.
    Ahh, I was under the impression that per capita meant the raw number (number of accidents) / (number of people). My blunder then.
  8. Re:Having lived in both Germany and the US on Life Without Traffic Signs · · Score: 0
    Germany also has roughly half the number of traffic fatalities per capita as the US, take that for what it is worth.
    And since Germany has only one third of the population (very roughly speaking) of the U.S., that would mean they (or we, just because I'm German ;-)) cause more accidents in total. How about comparing the number of accidents per million kilometers (or miles) driven?
  9. Re:No Wai !! on Linux Users Banned From World of Warcraft? · · Score: 1
    If it costs you more to build and support than the new revenue it creates, it's not worth it.

    How do you determine how much revenue something creates in the future?
    Is Blizzard actively listening to their patrons's attitude toward their operating systems?
    Is Blizzard actively ignoring people using GNU/Linux / alternative operating systems because these users only represent a small portion of the total?
    How many people would switch to Linux if Blizzard provided a Linux client?
    If more people spend less money on their OS, would they spend more at Blizzard?

  10. Re:if ALSA driver fails to load. on Monitor a Linux Box With Machine Generated Music · · Score: 1

    4'33"

  11. Must.... resist... soviet russia reference... on How Bezos Messed With Texas · · Score: 0

    In Soviet America, Texas messes with you!

    Sorry.

  12. Re:Legislation, Corporations, and Censorship on Has Verizon Forfeited Common Carrier Status? · · Score: 1
    It is my belief that you cannot have privacy without some degree of censorship.
    Are you mixing up censorship with secrecy? Because I believe that you're mixing up c3n50r5h1p with frperpl.
  13. Re:Uh... on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready? · · Score: 1

    Hit submit too early... the rest of the post follows:

    . ;D

  14. Re:Uh... on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jeez people, it's a line from userfriendly.org

  15. Re:Are you buying? on Tech Jobs For a Student? · · Score: 1

    Buy both and put the cheerleaders to work in skimpy clothes at the car wash. I'll be a long-time customer. :-)

  16. Re:Cameras do not prevent crimes. on UK Has Become a "Surveillance Society" · · Score: 1

    Sooo, lemme summarize:

    1. You may not carry weapons or defend yourself properly.
    2. A criminal assaults you and if he's in a bad mood, he'll kill you, too.
    3. The police cleans up your body.
    4. The crime's on camera, but you're still dead.

    But, you say, criminals will be discouraged from committing crimes if they're monitored.

    First an observation: they're not monitoring criminals, they're monitoring you. And you aren't a criminal, so why are they monitoring you?

    1. Criminals commit crimes even if they're monitored. Popular example: watch C.O.P.S. and see how many criminals are "caught on tape" burglarizing a gas station or a convenience store.
    2. Crimes will become more violent. If they have less time to elicit money from you, they will go faster for the kill.
    3. Police will do a worse job, because "now the crime are on camera and will discourage criminals from committing crimes."
    4. You're still dead.

  17. Re:Evolution on Wikipedia and the End of Archeology · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that be Shakespeare? ;)

  18. Re:Pfft. on Prepared for Next Year's Time Change? · · Score: 1

    signed long long

  19. Re:Blame MTV! on Testosterone Tumbling in American Males · · Score: 1

    Twice of none is still none. :(

  20. My turn on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Giggidygoggedygoo -
    long words are for you!

  21. Re:Official 64 bit build? on Firefox 2.0 Officially Released · · Score: 1

    Well, myspace seems to work fine with 32 bits.

  22. Re:Use the money to generate new works on Wikipedia's $100 Million Dream · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're kidding, right? You, sir, are an economic terrorist. You deprive honest business men of your well-earned money by building tools yourself. How could you even think of doing something like that, you ignorant prick? These people need money to survive and you're just sitting there, handcrafting your own beautiful, precision instruments for yourself?

    I am enraged! I feel ashamed for you! I must introduce a Bill to address this unmorality. And I will call it the "Aethera Act." From now on, no one shall be able to produce something, anything, from his own hands if he hasn't gotten the necessary skill to do so. I've already schmoozed my congressbuddies. You'll see, aethera. Your time for hippy, hanky-panky, communistic Free Craftsmanship will be over, I say. OVER!

  23. Re:well... on Pros and Cons of Switching From Windows To Mac · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sorry, but you are wrong: http://www.fu-fme.com/

  24. Re:That's a relief. on How Animatronic Clothes Work · · Score: 1

    Fly's closed.

  25. Re:Only the beginning... on Reporter's Story — How HP Kept Tabs On Me · · Score: 1

    As opposed to governments doing the exact same thing, right? Cause it's okay when they do it.