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  1. Re:Wrong feedback on Digital Pen Vibrates To Indicate Bad Spelling, Grammar and Penmanship · · Score: 5, Funny

    Depends on where/how you hold the pen. I tend to hold it with my critch, cratch, er cruth, crotch! Anyone gotta cigarette?

  2. Re:gotta ask on World's First Linux Powered Rifle Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, Crosshair Office.

  3. Re:Yogurt does the same thing on Gut Bacteria Cocktail May End Need for Fecal Transplants · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I would never ever wish C-Diff on anyone, not even my worst enemy. After the wife was put on broad spectrum antibiotics for an ear infection, then came what we thought was a bit of the flu or stomach virus (a.k.a. the trotts). Never-ending trotts. After exploratory colonoscopy & cultures to verify, & several different rounds of antibiotics, what finally worked for us was one last round of antibiotics combined with an insane intake of yogurt & probiotics (as we were finishing off the antibiotics). I think it was the combination that worked for us. We now start a (paranoid) regimen of yogurt & pro-biotics whenever someone is on antibiotics. Would we have gone for the "shit enema" (as unappealing as that sounds)? Perhaps. Let me put it this way, after weeks of the most debilitating pain (doubled over in pain), not eating for days, and blood literally pouring out your hind end, you are ready to grasp at anything that might work. Wife said that child birth had nothing on the C-Diff pains (& she went through 2 births with not so much as an aspirin -- another story. . .). I'll joke about a lot of things, but not this. So if this works (faster), more power to it. Oh yeah, cases of C-Diff are on the rise -- yay ( http://www.health.harvard.edu/newsletters/Harvard_Mens_Health_Watch/2010/June/clostridium-difficile-an-intestinal-infection-on-the-rise & http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2012/03/06/148072242/deaths-from-dangerous-gut-bacteria-hit-historic-highs ).

  4. Workweek Saving Day on Did Benjamin Franklin Invent Daylight Saving Time? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since many of us are interested in shifting clocks to allow for a more productive work day, and save lighting expenses, I propose a new twist to this system: the Workweek Saving Day. It is a very simple concept, really. Each Saturday night, instead of it becoming Sunday at the stroke of midnight, it becomes Monday. How awesome is that?! This way, we can all provide one more productive day of work to our beloved employers and do busy busy things to make the big cog-wheel turn. Come on li'l gipper, ya with me?!

  5. Enter port knocking. . . on Reinventing the Clapper With a Knock-Based Home Automation Controller · · Score: 2

    Can I set this up with port knocking. So maybe every time I get a knock on 22, then 23, and eventually 80, in any particular order on my external IP, that my lights go on and off? That would be cool. Maybe rig it to the stereo system, too. 137/138 would control the volume. Fun times.

  6. Re:Maybe on LED's Efficiency Exceeds 100% · · Score: 3, Funny

    With power comes responsibility. So it's your fault that my wife won't let me replace the living room furniture with that awesome bean bag & lava lamp setup from KMart! Oh, wait. He said "would have all the power. . ." Dammit.

  7. bootp anyone? on Ford Tests DIY Firmware Updates · · Score: 1

    and the next version will let you boot your taurus from the tftp server off your fridge. . . Let just hope they get the progress bars right. . . http://xkcd.com/612/

  8. Flare's Up! on Large Solar Flare To Glance Off Earth · · Score: 1

    Dude! I got my board and my photon sail. I'm hangin' TEN! Er, uh, X5! Gnarly dude.

  9. Re:What about false positives? on Microsoft Seeks Patent For "Search By Sketch" · · Score: 2
    Um, two things:

    1. Lesson Plan
    2. Prepare before going into the classroom

    Seriously, if you are planning your lecture while doing it, you're doing a huge disservice to your students. That's not to say that open discourse and exploratory learning aren't good in the classroom, this can be great - let the discussion go where the students take it. But on the technology/course material side, I would be very concerned with adding material to my class at the last minute. What happens if that image/movie/website that you were counting on weren't there? What if your connectivity tanks when you wanted it? What if you get that huge phallus instead of the ICBM that you were looking for? I download anything that I want to use ahead of time.

    If you are doing this last minute, to me that demonstrates that you are not taking your planning/prep seriously (or that you are lazy), and that you are putting your laziness ahead of the learning of your students. They (the students) deserve better than that.

    Now that I've nibbled at the troll-bait, I think this is seriously off course - search by sketch, search by term, they all have the same possibilities to return content that someone out there may find offensive. So I fail to see how this is any different. That's the glory & risk of the Internet - use at your own risk.

  10. Re:Or, you know, maybe on Flash Memory, Not Networks, Hamper Smartphones Most · · Score: 1

    Of course (abstraction being the answer). You recall, that we will all be programming by interpretive dance soon (said only half-way jokingly).

  11. Re:What happens when people change their minds.. on Avoiding Red Lights By Booking Ahead · · Score: 1

    ...This really only sounds useful in more rural areas.

    Your post, Sir, assumes that we people in rural areas actually obey traffic signals. Especially during non-peak hours (I've never observed vehicles blowing red lights @ 3 a.m. down my street).