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Ford Tests DIY Firmware Updates

wiredmikey writes "This month, Ford is borrowing something from the software industry: updates. With a fleet of new cars using the sophisticated infotainment system they developed with Microsoft called SYNC, Ford has the need to update those vehicles — for both features and security reasons. But how do you update the software in thousands of cars? Traditionally, the automotive industry has resorted to automotive recalls. But now, Ford will be releasing thirty thousand USB sticks to Ford owners with the new SYNC infotainment system, although the update will also be available for online download. In preparing to update your car, Ford encourages users to have a unique USB for each Ford they own, and to have the USB drive empty and not password protected. In the future, updating our gadgets, large and small, will become routine. But for now, it's going to be really cumbersome and a little weird. Play this forward a bit. Image taking Patch Tuesday to a logical extreme, where you walk around your house or office to apply patches to many of the offline gadgets you own."

164 comments

  1. Don't worry guys! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just leave at least one wireless interface active and I'll handle all the updates for you!

    Sincerely, B. Hat,
    Honest Gentleman

    1. Re:Don't worry guys! by masternerdguy · · Score: 2

      On the bright side manual firmware updating = easy way to put custom firmware on the device. Linux for your truck anyone...

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    2. Re:Don't worry guys! by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      If the code isn't signed, I'll eat your hat.

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    3. Re:Don't worry guys! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      In retrospect, it is darkly humorous that the 'cypherpunks' of the 80's and 90's thought that strong cryptography would be a force in favor of either freedom or privacy...

    4. Re:Don't worry guys! by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Why is there no "+1 Sad"?

    5. Re:Don't worry guys! by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Custom ECUs (basically the main computing unit in a car) already exist. It used to be that you'd have to remove a manual piece of the car to get rid of pesky things like speed limiters - now that stuff is coded in software.The car enthusiasts decided to go all Wozniak on these bitches and just make their own car computers.

    6. Re:Don't worry guys! by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      The car enthusiasts decided to go all Wozniak on these bitches and just make their own car computers.

      You just made my day.

  2. Patch Tuesday... by LoudNoiseElitist · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Play this forward a bit. Image taking Patch Tuesday to a logical extreme, where you walk around your house or office to apply patches to many of the offline gadgets you own."

    I'm assuming by the time we need to upgrade firmware or software on our refrigerators, toasters, coffee makers, and toilets that they'll all be sentient and just do it themselves.

    1. Re:Patch Tuesday... by plover · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, I have a 10 year old ordinary Ford pickup, and I recently had to reboot it. The transmission wasn't leaving 2nd gear (a.k.a. the "safety" gear), so when I stopped at the next intersection, I shut the engine off, waited five seconds, then turned it back on. It was fine after that.

      I have no idea what went wrong, only that a reboot fixed it. I'm just glad I was able to choose the circumstances, rather than have the truck decide to update itself in the middle of the road because it forgot it wasn't in the garage.

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    2. Re:Patch Tuesday... by LoudNoiseElitist · · Score: 2

      Weird that you replied to my post with this problem. I have this same (or similar) problem with my Explorer. Did the OD light start blinking or stay on? Mine does this, and turning the truck off and back on fixes it. The bad part is that it only gets worse, and now I'm lucky to get to work without it kicking in. I've had it not want to shift out of second a few times, but usually it just doesn't want to downshift when accelerating, meaning you have to floor it just to get moving from a stop.

      It's apparently a sensor issue, and it only gets worse. From what I've researched, it also means a new transmission to fix, at least that's what they'll tell you. I haven't found anyone locally that can fix the sensor.

    3. Re:Patch Tuesday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...rather than have the truck decide to update itself in the middle of the road because it forgot it wasn't in the garage.

      ...because this happens all the time. What's your point caller?

    4. Re:Patch Tuesday... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Or the sensor is fine, it's just getting bad data from a faulty transmission.

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    5. Re:Patch Tuesday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 98 Ranger did this. IIRC, they replaced the computer. They had a factory service bulletin, but they didn't do a recall. If you have less than 50,000 miles, try to argue that the computer is part of the emission control system and is covered by warranty.

    6. Re:Patch Tuesday... by RenderSeven · · Score: 1

      Great quote from an old Embedded Design Magazine: "I knew the world had fundamentally changed when I had to reboot my stove's exhaust fan"

    7. Re:Patch Tuesday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could be something as simple as the kick down cable being stuck. Does your car still have such a part? If so, that could be it.

      This cable goes from the gas pedal to the transmission and signals the transmission to delay shifting into higher gear when you're depressing the gas pedal past a certain point (such as when you're flooring it to get out of the way of an oncoming truck.)

      If this cable gets stuck, the transmission is always thinking that you're flooring it, so it keeps it in the lower gear for as long as it possibly can (usually not as far as you're willing to push your engine.)

    8. Re:Patch Tuesday... by plover · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing the OD light being on unexpectedly recently, (probably in conjunction with this incident,) but I don't recall if it was blinking or not. It's only happened a few times, once about two months ago, and once about two weeks ago. (I refuse to believe that two points makes a trend.) And mine's a Ranger, which is built on the same frame as the Explorer.

      Your post just made me think of it, and that if the update software was of the same quality that it could just as easily have been so stupid as to update itself mid-traffic.

      And now you're making me think that I should keep my ODB-II reader in the truck, just in case it happens again. Maybe it can discover something useful. But there would have been no way to safely plug it in during the little reboot incident I mentioned -- I was very concerned that I would be able to shut it down and turn it on before the light changed. Maybe I can just keep it plugged in and recording all the time, I'll have to read the book again.

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    9. Re:Patch Tuesday... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      When my car decided to only do second gear, they replaced a speed sensor on the transmission. It looks kind of like a power cable to me. It fixed the problem. Unfortunately it's not considered part of the transmission so I had to pay for it even though the transmission had been installed probably less than a month before that, and was still under warranty. But the repair was less than $100 US I think.

    10. Re:Patch Tuesday... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I want you to explain this in an easily understandable way, but you can't use a car analogy because it's already about cars! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE!

    11. Re:Patch Tuesday... by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      O for the day that cars were cars, toasters were toasters, and men were men ...

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    12. Re:Patch Tuesday... by drfreak · · Score: 1

      Easily solved. When things are backwards, start thinking backwards. I use computer analogies all the time when talking to gear-heads.

    13. Re:Patch Tuesday... by BetterSense · · Score: 1

      My 2002 Buick Park Avenue does this too. It gets a rough shift when the transmission senses a problem with the shift solenoids, and it will shift roughly until you turn it off and turn it back on.

  3. Wait a minute there... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since when does an automobile entertainment system need security updates? Oh, the wonders of Microsoft...

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    1. Re:Wait a minute there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when does an automobile entertainment system need security updates? Oh, the wonders of Microsoft...

      They all have. There've been plenty of "Maliciously crafted music file could hijack the system" type vulnerabilities, in both Microsoft's CE based system, and the Linux based ones. As far as "needing" them? As far as I know there's never been a successful attack in the wild, because...seriously? Who would try, and for what motivation?

    2. Re:Wait a minute there... by toadlife · · Score: 2

      Sync is a lot more than a fancy radio control interface.

      http://www.ford.com/technology/sync/features/

      If think it's a bit naive to think that a piece of software could be written within typical commercial time and resource constraints and have no bugs.

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    3. Re:Wait a minute there... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 2

      since you could try and buffer overflow an input?

      Even if the system is completely disconnected from everything else on the car, it would still be problematic to have your entertainment system crash constantly.

      Even if the system itself is read only (which has it's own problems) it could still crash if it tries to read in bad data.

      Whenever you use an existing platform you accept that there's going to be some problems, some fixable, some not, in an era of software you have no excuse for not fixing known problems. With hardware, well, other than replacing the unit there isn't much you can do, and it's not worth replacing hardware if it fails on a bad codec or a corrupted file or whatever.

    4. Re:Wait a minute there... by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Before I get bombarded with hello world jokes, I meant "a piece of software that complicated".

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    5. Re:Wait a minute there... by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      The real solution here is to make sure the entertainment system is totally decoupled (or read only enforced with hardware) the systems that operate the vehicle itself.

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    6. Re:Wait a minute there... by mrquagmire · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's not a security update. This update is more like a complete rewrite and has very little to do with Microsoft. You see, for their first attempt Ford decided to outsource the project to a company called BSQUARE who put the UI together using Adobe Flash Lite. For some reason, the results were slightly less than stellar.

      Anyway, the preliminary reviews of the new version sound promising so I am at least a little hopeful. I am still quite frustrated, however, that I've had to deal with such awful software for well over a year on a brand new vehicle that cost almost $40k.

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    7. Re:Wait a minute there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real solution here is to make sure the entertainment system is totally decoupled (or read only enforced with hardware) the systems that operate the vehicle itself.

      And what do you know, that's exactly the case. Sync (and systems like it) have no control over any of the safety or drivetrain systems.

    8. Re:Wait a minute there... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Anyway, the preliminary reviews of the new version sound promising so I am at least a little hopeful. I am still quite frustrated, however, that I've had to deal with such awful software for well over a year on a brand new vehicle that cost almost $40k.

      That, unfortunately, is a problem with being an early adopter.

      This strikes me as the kind of stuff you wait for version 3 before you buy it. Because if this is essentially a rewrite, it's likely still a Steaming Heap of Innovative Technology with an entirely new set of bugs.

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    9. Re:Wait a minute there... by masternerdguy · · Score: 2

      Yep. Its very possible to craft an mp3 that can setup a buffer overflow and execute some arbitrary code. Just recently it turned out the Kindle Fire could be jailbroken by such an attack. Id rather not have unpatched vulnurabilities in a car anyway.

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    10. Re:Wait a minute there... by sparkyradar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, the hardware was made by Sony, so "update" means:

      a) remove functionality
      b) rooting and snitching on your usage
      c) adding requirement for cryptic, lightning-fast keypresses to perform even the most-basic functions, like turning on
      c) new TOS to prevent suing

      I cannot think of a better Marriage Made in Hell than Sony and Microsoft. B*stards forever :-)

    11. Re:Wait a minute there... by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would argue that if gave an unreasonable deadly for a hello world program, many of them would have a bug of some sort.

      "You have 1 minute to write a hello world program...45 seconds of which will be in a meeting to be sure every one knows what is taking place.

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    12. Re:Wait a minute there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean putting a Bluetooth device running Windows on the same CANBus that runs your car's door locks, steering lock, ignition, fuel injection, electronic power steering, braking and throttle and etc. etc. etc. wasn't a good idea after all?

      Wow, who saw that one coming?!

      Remember, folks, CANBus does not have any authentication; any device on the bus can send arbitrary packets to anything else on the bus. Putting a wireless device on there is probably not a great idea.

    13. Re:Wait a minute there... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Even a "Hello World" program can have bugs. As soon as I modify it to allow the user to type his name and get "Hello $NAME", there's the potential for buffer overflow. :)

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    14. Re:Wait a minute there... by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      Ummmm.... But it already WAS Adobe Flash Light 3.1.7. So what could possibly have gone wrong???

    15. Re:Wait a minute there... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Shoulda had a V-Dub!

      The Fender stereo system in my wife's new Jetta is bitchin', and the software so far has performed flawlessly.


      Being rather old school myself (I drive a 1980's carburated truck), I typically lift my nose at any automotive technological gadgetry that doesn't increase the performance of the vehicle... however, I will begrudgingly admit it's pretty awesome to have my music stream jump from my phone to the car stereo with no manual intervention on my part (other than inserting the key).

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    16. Re:Wait a minute there... by plover · · Score: 1

      I would argue that if gave an unreasonable deadly for a hello world program, many of them would have a bug of some sort.

      "You have 1 minute to write a hello world program...45 seconds of which will be in a meeting to be sure every one knows what is taking place.

      Oh, shit, my manager's posting on Slashdot!

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    17. Re:Wait a minute there... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It reminds me of years ago when my brother bought a Sharp Zaurus. It was our first experience with a Windows operating system on a handheld organizer, Windows CE. It was also the first time we saw a handheld organizer lock up. It's amazing how Microsoft can get car companies, who are trying to earn a reputation for quality and reliability, to put this software in their products.

    18. Re:Wait a minute there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked with Ford's IT staff. Be very afraid. Be very very very very afraid.

    19. Re:Wait a minute there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 ? "Hello World"
      20 Run

    20. Re:Wait a minute there... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      moh-nutr-no:~ mark$ python
      Python 2.6.1 (r261:67515, Jun 24 2010, 21:47:49)
      [GCC 4.2.1 (Apple Inc. build 5646)] on darwin
      Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
      >>> print "Hello World"
      'Hello World'

      This seems like an "unreasonably deadly" program.

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    21. Re:Wait a minute there... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      "You have 1 minute to write a hello world program...45 seconds of which will be in a meeting to be sure every one knows what is taking place.

      That's just the upfront story. Noone saw the progress meeting at 55 seconds coming, and the emergency meeting called at 0:59 for everyone to justify why they are late on the project and to schedule meetings every 5 seconds from then on to closer track the progress, because obviously the problem was with the employees not working on the project because management wasn't tracking them closely enough.

    22. Re:Wait a minute there... by LordLimecat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe the problem is that touch screens are absolutely terrible in situations where you cant devote your whole attention to them. I can adjust basically everything in my '03 car without taking my eyes off of the road because of this fancy feature called "tactile feedback" which comes standard with all the knobs in my var.

      Try doing that with your fancy touch screen. Bonus points if its anywhere near as responsive as the knobs.

    23. Re:Wait a minute there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't help that the UI is full of switches and thingies that can't be operated while driving... maybe even not at a red light, since they're so busy and hard to use. I test drove a Focus, the physical steering wheel controls were crazy busy, never mind the touch screen.

    24. Re:Wait a minute there... by Inda · · Score: 1

      When I left the industry in 2000, lead time time for a new car model was 18 months, down from 36 months when I joined in 1991.

      You can't write a piece of entertainment software in 18 months? Surely not.

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    25. Re:Wait a minute there... by lwriemen · · Score: 1

      Yes. The "fool me once" moment, WinCE, is shame on you, Microsoft! BUT .. the "fool me twice" moment is shame on [insert automotive company]!

    26. Re:Wait a minute there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since there is the ability to interface to the unit through bluetooth there is a good chance, mr blackhacker will see your ford at 7-11 and park next to it.... maybe he could disable the vehicle? maybe he could do worse. I have a SES focus coupe and I sure don't want that happenenin.

  4. Wi-Fi? by mws1066 · · Score: 1

    They should have put Wi-Fi onboard. Park the car in your garage or driveway, hope on your home network, voila.

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    1. Re:Wi-Fi? by SirGarlon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What could possibly go wrong with a capability to wirelessly update your car's firmware?

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    2. Re:Wi-Fi? by TraumaHound · · Score: 2

      The vehicles do have wi-fi and Bluetooth. I can, for example, tether my phone to my vehicle which will, in turn, create a hotspot that other wi-fi devices can connect to (in the days of mobile iPhone and Android hot spots, this seems like a pretty unnecessary feature).

      I would imagine that Ford is already sweating the self-server USB updates enough that they wouldn't want to risk over-the-air updates on the first go-round.

      Give it a few years.

    3. Re:Wi-Fi? by Sir_Sri · · Score: 3, Insightful

      seems more like the sort of thing that should be done routinely when you get your maintenance done, but then mechanic shops would need to have computer techs on staff, and replacement parts for when things go badly.

    4. Re:Wi-Fi? by Curate · · Score: 2

      They should have put Wi-Fi onboard. Park the car in your garage or driveway, hope on your home network, voila.
      I enjoyed this typo. It is eerily appropriate.

    5. Re:Wi-Fi? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      hope on your home network

      Nice Freudian slip.

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    6. Re:Wi-Fi? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      but then mechanic shops would need to have computer techs on staff

      Why?

      Roll the update machine over, plug it into the (presumably new for this purpose) update plug, flip the (probably hidden) write-enable switch. Power up the machine, type in the VIN - update is determined and uploaded. Reverse the process to disconnect.

      They do that same kind of shit with OBDC scantools already. Just an extra couple of steps.

      and replacement parts for when things go badly.

      I could see this, yes. But, if it was designed properly - they would only need to keep a stash of MMCs or something similar and just swap them out. It's only a pain to deal with bricked routers and such because they solder the flash to the board. Put the device's storage on removable media and that issue goes away. Put the very basic bootloader on the board if you must, but the whole thing doesn't need to be on there.

      This wouldn't be so bad - just another part they have to grab from the parts store, like any other. Hell the car manufacturers could standardize it (or at least stay consistent within the brand. For example, all Nissans would use the same chip/card/cartridge. If the bootloader in the hardware is coded right the first time, then larger sizes/speeds won't matter (just like they don't for PCs)

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    7. Re:Wi-Fi? by bobbomo · · Score: 1

      One would home this is just the entertainment dashboard and not the system firmware.

      In the spirit of can it run linux, how long before they upgrade Sync to Windows 8?!

    8. Re:Wi-Fi? by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      Because mechanical people aren't software people, and inevitably some firware flashings will brick the firmware, and you need someone who is an electronics guy to fix it. You need to know how to operate the machine, how to identify problems with the update or with the machine, and have some idea how to fix them.

      Right now they plug in a computer, it spits out a code and they work from there. But now you're into actually mucking with the software on the car you need people who are specialists in what the new software does, how it works, how to identify software vs hardware problems and so on, and because replacing the parts would be expensive.

      These would be specialties like any other within being a mechanic. The guy who does your brakes isn't generally the same mechanic who does your radiator. But the guys who do the really routine maintenance stuff, oil changes and checking lights, they would have to change significantly to include firmware in routine maintenance. Sure, a big outfit with 20 mechanics adding one more employee or training one in a new specialization isn't a big deal, but when you have 4 mechanics it's kind of a pain.

      Maybe I'm biased, around here we have shops that just do oil changes and that sort of thing (the really routine maintenance), there are big shops too. I wouldn't worry about them, but the small guys... not so much. If all you do is rotate tires, lube oil filter lights adding 'firmware' is a pretty big hurdle in manpower and training.

    9. Re:Wi-Fi? by lgw · · Score: 2

      Firmware updates are already routine in dealership stops. If you have a recently-built car that you take to the dealership for service, and you look closely at the invoice, you'll often see a handful of "recalls" that were done for free, and that the service advisor didn't even mention. Most of these are firmware fixes.

      My brand new luxury car has an annoying problem with the transmission not wanting to downshift occasionally (you can see other threads about such problems, apparantly a common problem these days). My service advisor told me "Yeah, we know about this, the service manager has the same problem on his car. Sorry, we don't have a firmware update from the manufacturer yet." Brave new world.

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    10. Re:Wi-Fi? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Because mechanical people aren't software people, and inevitably some firware flashings will brick the firmware, and you need someone who is an electronics guy to fix it.

      Unplug "brain", put in pre-flashed "brain", send old one in to be repaired/refurbished. Nobody's going to troubleshoot a failed flash... they'd assume the part was broken and replace it.

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    11. Re:Wi-Fi? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Basically, combine the two things I said and you get what nschubach is telling you.

      In short: pop out the chip and toss it in the RMA pile. Slap a fresh one in and reflash.

      The only reason it might be complicated enough to require special training or technicians is that the designers were idiots and made it so.

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    12. Re:Wi-Fi? by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      That sort of thing is really mind-blowing.

      I saw a guy with a brand-new BMW that just decided to stop, while running on the road.

      What, then, remains the point of spending 2X or 3X the cost of a "normal" car for a "luxury" car.

      Certainly not being able to not worry.

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    13. Re:Wi-Fi? by atrus · · Score: 1

      Already done by some companies, i.e. BMW.

    14. Re:Wi-Fi? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm not suprised. It's a good idea, that's been implemented all over the place in embedded systems. Doesn't really take a stretch of the imagination to realize it would work in a car ECU as well.

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    15. Re:Wi-Fi? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's hard to beat a Civic for reliability, really. But I enjoy the comfort, safety features (I have radar to alert me to cars in my blind spot, which is really nice in heavy traffic when it's unsafe to look away from the car in front of you to check your blind spot), and of course having a pointless excess of power is great.

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    16. Re:Wi-Fi? by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Sounds nice. I'm just scared of the possibility the car deciding to malfunction. KISS and all that. Fail-safe. Or better, don't fail at all.

      So for me, a boring, reliable Toyota or Honda is the ticket. I don't carry a white iPhone that I need to have the music of instantly transfer from its ivory white headphones to the car the moment I grace the seat with my presence.

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  5. Poorly written summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Image taking Patch Tuesday"? Come on. And "Infotainment" twice?

  6. And of course no downgrades possible... by skids · · Score: 1

    ...well if they follow the "Web 2.0" model, then if their upgrade breaks your car, you won't be able to downgrade, and you'll just have to wait until the issue is fixed in the next upgrade.

    1. Re:And of course no downgrades possible... by value_added · · Score: 1

      In that case, you'd be better off with the Microsoft model. Providing, of course, you follow the time-honed tradition of postponing things until the release of the first service pack. Will it still fit on a USB stick, I wonder.

      Snarky comments aside, it would be interesting to see whether other manufacturers adopt anything similar for their products. If they don't, well, I don't have to get annoyed until 2:00 a.m some time this November.

  7. *digs out cell* by AuralityKev · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Yeah, boss? I can't come into work today. My Ford Focus just BSOD'd in my driveway."

    1. Re:*digs out cell* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You joke, but the Ford Fusion at least has a "limp home mode" that recently required a visit to the stealership. The diagnosis: throttle body for $900. Had them just clear the code and the car has gone thousands of miles since. The actual cause? A dead battery. A dead battery is a common failure mode and should not throw spurious diagnostic codes that disable the vehicle until reset by the dealership.

    2. Re:*digs out cell* by Tongo · · Score: 2

      We have a 2011 Ford Explorer with Sync and Nav. It has a BSOD (Black Screen of Death). It also perform "System Maintenance", which is just a reboot, mid drive. The issue isn't necessarily the MS Software, but the flash based user interface designed by a third part. It was a giant piece of shit. Also, it's not 30k USB sticks, it's 300,000 USB sticks, plus SD cards for anyone with Nav.

  8. Wireless updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, if they could be updated like the Kindle (3G or WiFi), Ford could handle them all without the owner getting involved. And they wouldn't need to mail out 30,000 USB sticks or CDs.

    Plus, Ford could then get real feedback from how the car is performing.

    1. Re:Wireless updates by MMAfrk19BB · · Score: 2

      Or, if they could be updated like the Kindle (3G or WiFi), Ford could handle them all without the owner getting involved. And they wouldn't need to mail out 30,000 USB sticks or CDs.

      Plus, Ford could then get real feedback from how the car is performing.

      Because no one ever took advantage of short-sighted manufacturers that aren't security-conscious to do anything malicious to a car. Oh, wait... Also, awesome insurance scam in the works if you can do a hostile takeover of a rich guy's car (the ones that will probably have cars with Wi-Fi) and make him get into a rear-end accident. BAM! Sweet-ass cash truck from his rich guy insurance agency. No cop will believe "My car got hacked."

    2. Re:Wireless updates by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Or, if they could be updated like the Kindle (3G or WiFi), Ford could handle them all without the owner getting involved. And they wouldn't need to mail out 30,000 USB sticks or CDs.

      Plus, Ford could then get real feedback from how the car is performing.

      Because no one ever took advantage of short-sighted manufacturers that aren't security-conscious to do anything malicious to a car. Oh, wait...
      Also, awesome insurance scam in the works if you can do a hostile takeover of a rich guy's car (the ones that will probably have cars with Wi-Fi) and make him get into a rear-end accident. BAM! Sweet-ass cash truck from his rich guy insurance agency. No cop will believe "My car got hacked."

      A USB stick that arrives through the mail is hardly more secure than a Wifi update. It could even be less secure since an attacker could drop 10,000 of them in the mail anonymously without having to risk physical proximity to the car he's trying to hack.

      Hopefully Ford uses digital signatures to validate the integrity of an update before the car will accept it, but signature validation works equally well (or poorly) whether its a USB Flash update or Wifi update.

    3. Re:Wireless updates by afidel · · Score: 1

      They might not have enough space for 3x the install (previous working copy, current copy, downloaded copy) and streaming a firmware update over wifi is just asking for trouble.

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    4. Re:Wireless updates by hawguy · · Score: 1

      They might not have enough space for 3x the install (previous working copy, current copy, downloaded copy) and streaming a firmware update over wifi is just asking for trouble.

      That may well be true, but it would be stupid since even a USB transfer can be interrupted or corrupt. And it doesn't change my point that security is not a reason to send customers a USB stick in the mail rather than letting their car download the update via Wifi.

  9. The logical extreme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The logical extreme is that everything will be connected to the Internet.

  10. my car crashed by v1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    no, really. no, not like that. I was just running this firmware update and now there's a note on the dash telling me there was a problem and I need to restart my car? but when I turn the key it won't start anymore?

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    1. Re:my car crashed by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least you didn't get the blue windscreen of death....

    2. Re:my car crashed by v1 · · Score: 1

      I consider myself lucky to have never bricked anything with a firmware update before. But can you just imagine bricking your CAR?

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    3. Re:my car crashed by incer · · Score: 1

      The word "bricking" is used for electronic devices which can't be fixed by taking them apart. With a car you'd just change the ECU or whatever.

    4. Re:my car crashed by v1 · · Score: 2

      The word "bricking" is used for electronic devices which can't be fixed by taking them apart. With a car you'd just change the ECU or whatever.

      I think most people would consider replacing a car's internal module to be "taking apart".

      A more general description of "bricking" would be "requiring service not normally intended to be performed by the average user".

      "service" broadens the scope to include things like replacing internal modules, electrical repair, reflashing firmware, reseating an internal cable, pressing an internal reset button, doing something under the "warranty void if removed" sticker, accessing an option in a hidden menu, etc. But not to include steps specifically considered "normal user maintenance" like changing the air filer or topping off the wiper fluid or "regular scheduled maintenance" such as rotating tires or changing sparkplugs. (where we start to get into a grey area, regular maintenance overseen by the average user, by a professional)

      Your definition of "average user" appears to be overly-broad. The average user doesn't troubleshoot and replace an ECU on their own.

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    5. Re:my car crashed by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Yes, but a mechanic can. "Bricking" refers to making an object as useful to the owner as a brick -- something you can use as a paperweight, a doorstop, or as a weapon to throw at someone you don't like -- in short, a man-made object with no inherent functionality of its own.

      You could brick the ECU, but the car would still be repairable by any authorized repair facility.

    6. Re:my car crashed by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You can fix pretty much any "bricked" electronic device if you know what you're doing, and/or have access to things like JTAGs and serial programmers. Bricked means that it's unfeasible for the average person to repair it. Your average person probably isn't going to replace their car's ECU either.

    7. Re:my car crashed by v1 · · Score: 1

      You could brick the ECU, but the car would still be repairable by any authorized repair facility.

      But then again your definition doesn't work for commonly accepted bricking. When my computer crashes during a firmware flash, it's bricked. I can't fix it. But if I send it in to a repair facility, they can reflash it, change the eprom, or simply replace the motherboard. So you wouldn't consider that "bricked"?

      I think you may be confusing "bricked" with "totaled"? As in, (uneconomically) unrepairable by anyone?

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    8. Re:my car crashed by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I think you may be confusing "bricked" with "totaled"? As in, (uneconomically) unrepairable by anyone?

      That doesn't quite fit either... as "totalled" usually implies physical damage. Then there's "write off" -- which means that it would cost more to fix than it would be worth to fix (cheaper to get a replacement) which also doesn't quite fit.

      Getting back to the other question: I can fix a failed firmware flash myself, so that strengthens your argument further -- as most people would call it bricked.

      However, my main point was that "bricked" has more to do with the pre and post utility of the object than it does with the process. You will notice that I said in that quote you quoted that the ECU is "bricked" even though it could be repaired by an authorized repair facility -- exactly like you said.

  11. bootp anyone? by mjjochen · · Score: 1

    and the next version will let you boot your taurus from the tftp server off your fridge. . . Let just hope they get the progress bars right. . . http://xkcd.com/612/

  12. Magnuson-Moss/bricking your car? by Torodung · · Score: 2

    Goodbye Magnuson-Moss, it was nice knowing you! A service pack for your car. Good luck with that. What if it bricks your car? How much does a replacement dashboard computer cost after warranty, due to a faulty update? Who is liable for that if it happens?

    Has anyone seen the EULA for this thing? If it isn't significantly different from normal software EULAs, I'm avoiding this sort of technology like the plague.

  13. But wait: How to drop from 5th to 23rd place... by phonewebcam · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...in the JD Power IQS Customer Satisfaction Rankings:
    "Ford went from a fifth place ranking in the 2011 J.D. Power Initial Quality Study to a mediocre 23rd place showing this year. Sister-brand Lincoln took a similar nosedive, falling from eighth place all the way down to 17th place this year. ... Not surprisingly, MyFord Touch was the biggest contributor to Ford's fall from grace. "
    And who designed the MyFord touch? Give you one guess.

    1. Re:But wait: How to drop from 5th to 23rd place... by UberOogie · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Holy crap. I made a joke in my head about rebooting a car, but MS has again found a way to make truth stranger than fiction (from the wiki):

      "For new car owners whose MyFord Touch systems crash, both Ford dealerships and Ford-sponsored websites have been recommending that owners disconnect the black (negative) lead to the battery for several minutes, reconnect, then run the car for at least five minutes to reboot the MyFord Touch system. Owners have complained that this is extremely inconvenient, even dangerous in many situations, and should not be required of owners who have paid tens-of-thousands of dollars for their new cars."

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    2. Re:But wait: How to drop from 5th to 23rd place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Holy crap. I made a joke in my head about rebooting a car, but MS has again found a way to make truth stranger than fiction (from the wiki):

      "For new car owners whose MyFord Touch systems crash, both Ford dealerships and Ford-sponsored websites have been recommending that owners disconnect the black (negative) lead to the battery for several minutes, reconnect, then run the car for at least five minutes to reboot the MyFord Touch system. Owners have complained that this is extremely inconvenient, even dangerous in many situations, and should not be required of owners who have paid tens-of-thousands of dollars for their new cars."

      As mentioned in many other places, the User Interface software (Which is the crappy part) was written in Flash by a company called BSQUARED, and is pretty much unrelated to the Windows CE underpinning supplied by Microsoft, or the rest of the car designed by Ford...

      But hey, when has the truth ever stopped any Microsoft bashing around here?

    3. Re:But wait: How to drop from 5th to 23rd place... by afidel · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not Microsoft's fault. The OS is fine (Sync never had anywhere near the problems that Touch has had). The problem is the Flash based UI designed by outsourcing firm BSQUARE that was the major problem for Touch.

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    4. Re:But wait: How to drop from 5th to 23rd place... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      "For new car owners whose MyFord Touch systems crash, both Ford dealerships and Ford-sponsored websites have been recommending that owners disconnect the black (negative) lead to the battery for several minutes, reconnect, then run the car for at least five minutes to reboot the MyFord Touch system

      As much as it chagrins me to jump to the defense of either company, I can tell you from professional experience that pulling the negative cable for 3-5 minutes has been a valid diagnostic tool/repair ever since they started putting computers in cars.

      Owners have complained that this is extremely inconvenient, even dangerous in many situations, and should not be required of owners who have paid tens-of-thousands of dollars for their new cars.

      No more dangerous than your typical 16-year-old.

      Idiot car owners are a lot like idiot users: They don't understand thing 1 about the system they're using, but they won't hesitate to jump your ass and bitch endlessly the first time it does something they don't like.

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    5. Re:But wait: How to drop from 5th to 23rd place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSQUARE are notorious offshorers. Until offshoring became widely recognized as the social fraud, evasion of responsibility and black hole of quality that it is, senior management promoted themselves by writing articles such as "Offshoring Confidential" in Embedded Systems Design Magazine (April 2006). Now that it's the corporate equivalent of a ghastly skin disease that needs to be covered up, you'll find little mention of it online. Ford received 5.9B USD in taxpayer funds in 2009 - No doubt BSQUARE's 1% are laughing all the way to the bank. Fat cats and inner circles rule.

    6. Re:But wait: How to drop from 5th to 23rd place... by Compaqt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why should car owners have to understand anything (I'm not talking about the need to change the oil or keep up the tire pressure).

      Why should they have to understand the "need" for a reboot?

      Rebooting may well be a valid diagnostic technique, but it doesn't make it any more acceptable for the car manufacturer. Their anger was not directed at you as a mechanic. Their anger is directed toward the maker who can't get a car to run in the 21st century without "crashing".

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    7. Re:But wait: How to drop from 5th to 23rd place... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Why should car owners have to understand anything (I'm not talking about the need to change the oil or keep up the tire pressure).

      Don't know about anyone else, but when I drop a year's salary on something, I like to know how it works. Considering that warranties don't last forever, I recommend others do the same.

      Why should they have to understand the "need" for a reboot?

      See above response. Of course, that may be jumping to conclusions; perhaps this is one of those sentiments only technicians and sysadmins can understand...

      Rebooting may well be a valid diagnostic technique, but it doesn't make it any more acceptable for the car manufacturer.

      Why not? It's a computer; computers need to be rebooted occasionally... especially when they run M$ software. How is that technical detail of computing a fault of the auto manufacturer?

      I suppose it would be a valid complaint that they put inferior software on their vehicles, considering how much the damn things cost... so, point conceded.

      Their anger was not directed at you as a mechanic.

      Then why was I the one getting yelled at? Answer: Because I was the one delivering the bad news; I guess few people actually take the old saying 'don't shoot the messenger' seriously these days... damn you, Leonidas!

      Their anger is directed toward the maker who can't get a car to run in the 21st century without "crashing".

      Thank goodness they don't put M$ on the ECM!

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    8. Re:But wait: How to drop from 5th to 23rd place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will disconnecting the battery also wipe the flash memory for other power devices?

  14. USB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    USB? Really?

    Hey, car marketing guys. Put down the YouFace for a second and listen. There is this thing called radio. Mandate that your dealers deploy drive through 'update servers' on their premises. $300 black box should do it. Be sure to charge the dealers $30,000 for it though. Why not, right? :) Anyhow, when your customers need updates they go to the dealerships and get updated using bluetooth or WiFi or something. Meanwhile, they get an up close look at all the new shiny on the lot and read adds for service specials and stuff.

    Cha-ching!

  15. Cyanogen mod for Sync by wintercolby · · Score: 1

    Okay, now I'll just wait for the cyanogen mod to be available for Sync before buying a Ford. I wonder how binary those firmware updates are . . .

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  16. Your car by aglider · · Score: 1

    is the next target for viruses.
    But this time the machine to crash won't be your PC.

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  17. Old tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Remember when stories used to be tagged "whatcouldpossiblygowrong"? If there ever was a story that could use it, it is this one.

  18. Offline gadgets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The future has offline gadgets? Why?

    1. Re:Offline gadgets by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      One word: Montana

      There will be lots of places you'll be offline...hell I *want* to be offline in many places...

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  19. Drivers are now Users. by andydread · · Score: 1

    From TFS: "Ford encourages users to have a...."

    Just cant get my mind around that yet. So now car companies will be referring to their customers as users instead of drivers. fun times ahead.

    1. Re:Drivers are now Users. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Just wait until they figure out they can tie use of all advanced features of the entertainment system to an account that they control.

      And require a fee to activate a car on your account.

      Same kind of bullshit they do with on-disc "DLC" or online play activation codes for the used video game market.

      Don't want to pay? Have fun with nothing but AM/FM radio.

      "But customers won't accept that!"

      Sure they will--just make the awesome entertainment system package free in new cars. Small cost to the manufacturer up front, several years of skimming, say, $300-500 off every used purchase. They just have to make the fee low enough that it's not cheaper to replace the damn thing (with something as featureful as the existing system)

      "But people buying new will know this will affect the used price and will look elsewhere."

      Maybe, maybe not. If this the buying/selling process were always that rational, house upgrades that pay for themselves in the long term like high-end roofing materials or heat pump climate control systems would always be worth putting in, even if you won't be in the house long enough to personally see the benefit--yet that's generally not the case. Features don't always affect the sale of a whole package the way they, perhaps, ought to.

  20. Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sir/Madam,

    The enclosed USB key includes a system update for your Dell laptop/PC. Please plug it in and follow the on-screen prompts at your earliest convenience.

    Sincerely,
    Dell

  21. No way! by miffo.swe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no friggin way i would let Microsoft anywhere near my car. They have a much too bad track record for that. This is something that makes me take two large steps away from any Ford car. I was entertaining getting a Ford but after having read this, no way in hell.

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    1. Re:No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was entertaining getting a Ford but after having read this, no way in hell.

      (Emphasis added.)
      +1 for unintentional irony.

    2. Re:No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a ford truck with Sync in it.

      The user interface is not well thought out at all. Menus are incosnsistant. Simple YES/NO options appear to be coded for each menu item because the behavior is not the same through out.

      I also have this issue with bluetooth. It is my first bluetooth car/phone system so maybe this is normal. But when I shut my car off, shouldn't the bluetooth in the car and my phone do some sort of handshaking to tell my cell phone that my car is no longer there? I love getting phone calls when I am out of hte car. I press answer and my phone thinks I am using the mic and speaker in my car.

      Anyway, this is my first and last Ford. Onto a reliable car that uses QNX.

  22. Patch Tuesday? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does this have to be cumbersome? Is there a reason why a company can't push patches instead of the household having to pull?

    1. Re:Patch Tuesday? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      They didn't embed and data/antenna hookup to it. So while it has GPS... if you want data or cell you have to use your phone.

      That all being said, I believe they set stuff up so it can connect to the internet if there's a wifi hotspot nearby (mobile or whatever). In which case they COULD make it so you: park in your garage, connect to the internet, click on something to patch it.

      But trying to get Grandma to figure out how to connect to the WiFi with that touch screen... it might be easier to say: Plug this plastic thing in a hole that looks like this, click this button, take out the plastic thing and plug it into the same hole in your arm rest.

    2. Re:Patch Tuesday? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Plug this plastic thing in a hole that looks like this, click this button, take out the plastic thing and plug it into the same hole in your arm rest."

      Yep, that's how we did our computer updates in the eighties, they sent us a plastic thingie (floppy) via postal service that we had to put in a hole in our machine.
      So IOW the Internets will come to cars in 30 years or so.

  23. Horrible Summary is Horrible by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Informative

    Whoa guys! Ford has been allowing end user firmware upgrades since the SYNC system was rolled out. The salesman even told me how to do it when we bought my wife's car two years ago. I've even done it myself through the Ford website. Also note, that this upgrade does not change the ECU, only the SYNC system. Also note, that this mass USB stick mailing is for MyFordTouch, not SYNC (MyFordTouch is built on top of the SYNC system, but includes a touchscreen, and are commonly confused).

    In summary:
    User firmware upgrades !new
    User firmware upgrades !experimental
    Mass USB mailings !SYNC
    The only thing experimental is the mass mailing of USB sticks.

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    1. Re:Horrible Summary is Horrible by valkraider · · Score: 1

      I have been doing user firmware and operating system / feature / Gracenote updates on my Mopar "MyGig/UConnect" infotainment system since 2008.

      I download a CD/DVD image, burn it, put it in my van and it reboots, installs/upgrades, then I am good to go.

      The only thing owners can't do (easily) is update the Navteq maps because they (Mopar) want like $200 for that (hello smartphone!).

    2. Re:Horrible Summary is Horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Me too. I download the update to my own USB, update the software then report the update back to FORD. Simple stuff really. I was highly skeptical about SYNC too, seeing it was a Microsoft product and I have always used Apple. I have to say though that the system is great. I love it and could not see buying another car without something equivalent.

  24. The most faulty devices in cars are drivers . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    . . . can we update and patch them as well?

    Mechanic: "I'm sorry, sir, but I need to replace the brick behind the wheel of your car to fix it . . . "

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  25. REAL Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What could possibly go wrong with a capability to wirelessly update your car's firmware?

    I guess they're afraid that you'll get a bootlegged Microsoft entertainment system and will want you to put the "Real Deal" or whatever they call it.

    Then after several years of usage of your legitimate version without out a hitch, you'll get an update that then puts up a window that says that you appear to not a have legitimate version of the entertainment system.

    Has happened to me with my MS Office XP.

    If only Libre or Open Office supported VB macros.

    1. Re:REAL Microsoft? by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      >If only Libre or Open Office supported VB macros.

      It does (if the macros are already in your worksheet imported from XL).

      It doesn't really allow you to create new macros with the MS dot notation and there's no Intellisense (popup list of object properties).

      That's because, in typical fashion, it's over-engineered ("Universal Network Objects") and useless: the objects are dynamic, so the system can't know what the object properties are at the time of editing. Colossally stupid, and also the #1 reason why Calc isn't very useful for normal office calculation work. (You're supposed to look up object properties in some half-completed documentation somewhere, all the while trying to dynamically execute the code in your head so you can know what the object properties are at any given line in your Basic program.)

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  26. Car Wifi/LTE/3G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As silly as it sounds mailing out USB sticks, it would make more logical sense to have the car recognize it's home WiFi or the owners MiFi/portable access point and download updates when the car is in use, and then apply them when the car is not in use. Or maybe have a sim card slot in the radio for the car to automatically download GPS maps, software updates, stream radio, etc. Given for this to work the mobile networks would have to make an arrangement with the car dealerships to not charge for their software updates, otherwise the cars will never get updated.

    So yes that's why USB sticks are being sent out. 10$/GB mobile data ripoff versus 8GB/10$ USB stick. It's cheaper to mail than to use wireless.

  27. Car Computer Analogy by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

    Either one is highly vulnerable to bad drivers.

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      Jews did WTC.

  28. OS Exploits Comparison by windcask · · Score: 1

    When a vulnerability remains unpatched on your desktop or laptop OS, malware and viruses can cripple your computer and prevent you from using it to get online or do work.

    When a firmware update remains unpatched on your wireless-enabled car OS, someone breaks into your WAP/router at home, runs an attack on your car's firmware, and the next time you turn the car over the fuel/air mixture is so rich that the vehicle bursts into flames.

    Which is worse to you?

    1. Re:OS Exploits Comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point; and what if the car OS connects to 3G/4G instead of conventional home wireless? Good luck avoiding 0-days with that thing.

  29. You're so last millenium, you're quaint. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now car companies will be referring to their customers as users instead of drivers

    All Automobile Service Providers do that. It's in Line Item 32C-4, Section MCMXVII in your monthly Automobile Convenience Automatic-Debit Invoice, just past the monthly privacy charge itemization (after the section on the royalties charged for Rubber Spare-Tire (TM) retention.

    Hey, at least you get Air Miles (TM).

  30. 30 minutes to 1 hour.... by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

    have you met Americans? we don't have the patience let alone the attention span for this daunting task :-P

    1. Re:30 minutes to 1 hour.... by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

      and how many people are going to die from carbon monoxide poising updating this while running their car in the garage.

    2. Re:30 minutes to 1 hour.... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I would hope that you could actually USE your car (without the SYNC system) while updating, so you could do it while driving to work.

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    3. Re:30 minutes to 1 hour.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr

  31. SYNC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one reason i'll never buy a Ford

  32. alt firmware by meeotch · · Score: 1

    Screw official updates. I installed Cyanogenmod on my 2012 Fiesta, and now it goes ONE MILLION MILES AN HOUR.

    1. Re:alt firmware by nschubach · · Score: 1

      You laugh, but the first thing I looked for when I heard of SYNC was looked to see if someone had created a replacement ROM.

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    2. Re:alt firmware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. And I keep checking, even though SYNC actually works pretty well for me. I'd just really like to replace it with something like RockBox.

  33. New meaning to computer crash by jweller13 · · Score: 1

    This gives new meaning to the phrase -- I sure hope this update doesn't crash my...er...car.

  34. Remember the "self-healing software" hype? by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    Circa the mid-nineties... the media was gushing over the latest trend, how great it was going to be, and how it was going to solve our update problems. One example would be this piece by Brian Livingston. In the wondrous world of the future, "the user does little or no work, other than clicking a menu button to start the upgrade process. Sometimes not even that is necessary. The software dials up[sic] the vendor's BBS or the World Wide Web site automatically installs any components that are newer than the than those on the currently installed version.... This level of automation, of course, assumes that the user's PC is equipped with a working modem." But once we get to that point, nirvana is at hand. No more software bugs, all our software constantly and updated to the latest version, effortlessly.

    These days, it seems as if I a significant amount of time unproductively waiting while my computer downloads and installs some massive update--most recently over one gigabyte for a recent Mac OS X point update. Sometimes, even after the download, the installation process itself can take ten minutes, during which time everything else the machine is doing typically slows to a crawl. Or involves the machine rebooting itself once or twice. Or involves the update program politely requesting that I shut down every application I'm running.

    Not to mention the time wasted checking the forums to find out whether the current update is likely to break my computer, and figuring out how to block my system from automatically installing it until they release the improved patch.

    But I'm not worried, I'm sure a car manufacturer would never release buggy update. They have far better SQA departments than all the rest of the software industry... don't they?

  35. Grammar nitpick by mark-t · · Score: 0

    FTA:

    Ford will be releasing thirty thousand USB sticks to Ford owners...

    This statement, taken literally, implies that each Ford owner will receive 30,000 USB sticks. Although common sense dictates that this is probably not what is meant, the statement is still grammatically ambiguous.

    How it should probably read, while conveying the same important bits of information, is:

    Ford will be releasing USB sticks to thirty thousand Ford owners

    Although this does not state the exact number of sticks they are releasing, it does indicate the number of Ford owners that will receive them, which appeared (to me) to be the important bit of information in the (poorly worded) previous statement.

    Not that I'm blaming Slashdot for this... those words were in the original article, anyways. But grammatically sentences like that kind of annoy the heck out of me.

    1. Re:Grammar nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I'm blaming Slashdot for this... those words were in the original article, anyways. But grammatically sentences like that kind of annoy the heck out of me.

      1. "anyways" is nonstandard
      2. The second sentence should be "But, grammatically, sentences like that kind of annoy the heck out of me."

    2. Re:Grammar nitpick by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Touche.

    3. Re:Grammar nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't - your grasp of English grammar is not as complete as you think.

  36. Wait, now i have to do my own updates to my car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I remember when I could pull into a gas station, and tell the attendant "fill'er up" (admittadly, there wheren't MANY full service stations, but their where a few still). I remember being able to walk into a record store and a games store and get recomendations from clueful staff as to what I might like. Call my ISP and have my problem sorted in short order.

    I am SICK of my costs going UP, and my service going DOWN.

  37. Microsoft WSUS - Home edition by Yo_mama · · Score: 1

    When is someone going to release a software package to handle a household's updates automatically? People aren't going to want to think about it.....

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  38. Imagine the ONE MILLION CAR +4, Seditious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Botnet !

    Yours In Detroit,
    Kilgore Trout, Automotive Engineer

  39. I've been doing this for months by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    We bought a new Fusion last year, and we've done a couple of firmware updates to Sync since then. The process is simple and goes off without a hitch.

    1. Re:I've been doing this for months by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      What must you do if you installed a hitch?

    2. Re:I've been doing this for months by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      It can be extracted using the Dictionary of American Figurative Idioms...

  40. patch the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now all they need to do is patch the article...."Image Patch Tuesday..." lol. Bet you can't do that with a memory stick.

  41. Could be worse, could be Kenwood by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Do you know how to update the bluetooth drivers on a high end Kenwood head unit? The only way to do it is via Bluetooth. So if your BT isn't working correctly, you should have it connect to a bluetooth device and do an update. Update not work and your BT is no longer operational? Just update it by connecting to the...oh shit.

    I haven't had it fail, but damn it just seems ripe for problems. Of course, it's Kenwood, so nothing really works well.

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  42. This is part of the reason I won't buy a Ford. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    I am very concerned about stability, as a matter of fact I dedicate myself to not crashing my vehicles. Installing Windows on my vehicle is an incredibly counter intuitive when it comes to achieving that goal. I would be like putting bricks and eggs in the same shipping container to protect the eggs from outside dangers.

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  43. logical extreme huh? by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    I leave my car parked, top-down. Someone walks by, installs a patch that disables my brakes. So who's at fault? Me for not protecting my car, mazda for not key-protecting the upgrade system, the mazda software team for not password-protecting the upgrade system, or the someone who walked by and just plugged something in? Didn't steal anything, didn't take anything, didn't directly damage anything, just plugged a usb into a slot -- maybe not even his own usb. maybe it was my usb with an experimental patch that I wasn't ready to install.

    I'm perfectly happy with my dealer/mechanic running patch upgrades when I already bring my car in twice a year for wheels and oil and winter and such. and in those environments, an upgrade can be followed by what upgrades in software industries are followed by -- tests. you don't upgrade your computer and then just assume that it works again for anything serious.

  44. God dammit by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    I think I read a similar story about Ford doing this and it's old fucking news. I have a 2008 Dodge Charger I'be been updating the Mygig software on since I bought it. Comes in the mail as a DVD or I can download an ISO from a fan site.

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    The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
  45. Haven't we already seen this? by PoopMonkey · · Score: 1

    This topic seems to be familiar. I've posted before about this type of topic, but this isn't anything groundbreaking. Cars with infotainment systems have had updates for quite some time. The only thing different between their update and updates for my car is they do USB, but for me it's a DVD. Slip the disc in, and let it update the system. This is really stretching the DIY term a bit I think. You're not manually patching any files in, you're just connecting a USB stick and let it go.

  46. First Ozzie herped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then he derped.

  47. If Americans have to reboot their cars... by brusk · · Score: 2

    ...will Brits have to retrunk them?

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  48. The stern pinball sam system board by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    I could see this, yes. But, if it was designed properly - they would only need to keep a stash of MMCs or something similar and just swap them out. It's only a pain to deal with bricked routers and such because they solder the flash to the board. Put the device's storage on removable media and that issue goes away. Put the very basic bootloader on the board if you must, but the whole thing doesn't need to be on there.

    This wouldn't be so bad - just another part they have to grab from the parts store, like any other. Hell the car manufacturers could standardize it (or at least stay consistent within the brand. For example, all Nissans would use the same chip/card/cartridge. If the bootloader in the hardware is coded right the first time, then larger sizes/speeds won't matter (just like they don't for PCs)

    The stern pinball sam system board is like that basic code is on a eeprom that is there to let it boot up and flash the game code into the flash roms from a USB key. So you just need a basic fall back code that can read from a disk or key and update the main flash.

    add a dip switch to force it to boot from the eeprom like you have to do with the sam boards to update them.

    1. Re:The stern pinball sam system board by drfreak · · Score: 1

      Man, if I only had mod points... Using the main board of a pinball machine as an example just made my day. Thank you.

  49. Ford is going to shit by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    They're gotten to be almost as bad as Toyota, Honda, VW and MB.

  50. car downloads update in canada on 3g big data bill by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    car OS connects to 3G/4G does not know you are roaming and at $20 a meg it costs you $400 for a small 20 meg update Or say $3000 for a 150 MEG update.

  51. and the gas used in that time frame as well by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    I want to be able to drive at the same time so I am not useing up gas on just a update.

  52. Wireless indeed by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    With an 802.x wireless interface Ford could assume that people's home wireless network reaches their car or garage. Park within range and call up the in-car menu to start the update (and don't stall out!).

    And if it doesn't reach or if you don't have access to a parking place near your coffee shop that has free wi-fi, drive over to your Ford dealer and use theirs (or they can patch you when you go for service).

    I wish I had 802.x access to my car to update my music drive.

  53. I only want to by things that are ready for sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The definition of a patch is:

    "The engineers didn't turn in their homework on tome, and we as a company are callous enough to ship the product before its final, polished, and compete form."

    In the realm of major appliances with major-ticket price tags, the measure of hardware quality in design and forethought will be those products which have the LEAST number of upgrades over its 5 to 20 year service life (such as for an automobile or an household appliance.) The fewer the upgrades, the more enduring features there are in the product that the engineers got right in the first place.

    My vacuum cleaner: 9 years and going. Previous model ran 17 years. My mother's ran 22 years. NO "upgrades" required.
    The engineers got everything right in the first place before the product shipped.

    My refrigerator: 14 years and running. No maintenance or repairs required.
    Those engineers got their homework right and tuned it in on time before product launch.

    My car: Bought used, driven for 5 years & 110,000 mi so far. Previous trade in I drove for 10 years and 283,000 mi. No patches or upgrades.
    The engineers got everything right before product launch.

  54. I fight for the users! by halfkoreanamerican · · Score: 1

    Less expensive than a recall; either a brilliant idea or a possibility to screw things up. Enabling users is generally a good thing in my opinion.

  55. from the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What could possibly go right'" department...

  56. Already being done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mitsubishi does the same for updating their FUSE system (for example to support iOS5)

  57. transmission flare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To bad Ford cant send a software update for the 2-3 shift flare problem in my 2012 fusion se. Dealers says update coming out in July?? Come on Ford, I bought car in Dec!!