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  1. War of Words on Music Industry Attacks Free Prince CD · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince should know that with behavior like this he will soon be the Artist Formerly Available in Record Stores."

    Might The Artist Formerly Known as Prince then become, in response, The Artist Formerly Giving A Flying Fuck?

  2. Mod parent up. on No OLPCs for Cuba, Ever · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting question, and I too would like to know the answer. I wonder what RMS thinks of this.

  3. Re:Is it a patch for DRM? on Flaws In Intel Processors Quietly Patched · · Score: 1

    Don't be so paranoid. Intel have been releasing microcode updates for ages, for processors much older than the current Core 2 models. This is nothing new and is not news.

  4. Re:Forgive the english, they don't know what they on Intelligent Design Ruled "Not Science" · · Score: 1

    According to the Prophets of WBC, we UKians are nothing more than a "raunchy little group of pagans".

    Raunchy pagan? Moi?!

    Ker-ching!

  5. Ladies and Gentlemen, Start Your Memes! on US Prepares for Eventual Cyberwar · · Score: 3, Funny

    In 2007, cyberwar was beginning.

  6. Re:Who cares? on Citizens Given Video Cameras To Monitor Police · · Score: 1

    If a suspect runs from the police, they should be required to shoot them in the back if they don't stop when asked to. [...] Lets face it, innocent people don't run.
    Oh, yes, just like UK style: chase them through the London Underground, then pin them to the floor and blow their brains out at point-blank range.
  7. Those Damn Crackers on Crackers Cause Pentagon to Put Computers Offline · · Score: 1

    According to some reports, the crackers say they were driven to desperate measures. "We had to go this far because they just weren't listening to our concerns. How much more of being spread with this soft, white mush should we tolerate? Is a decent Cheddar so much to ask for?!"

  8. Re:So... on Red Hat Rejects Microsoft Deals · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What you failed to understand is that making a deal with Microsoft is the most evil thing RedHat can do right now.
    I think we all understand that.

    That they respond initially with a flat "no" is truly not saying much. All it really says is that they are not very evil (which we already knew). If, for example, RedHat publicly announced that they considered MS's tactics to be racketeering, that would be news.
    But that language would be brazenly combative (Truth Happens is just an ad campaign). Might it not alienate enterprise customers?

    As it currently stands, RedHat's actions just aren't that significant. They haven't hurt Microsoft in any way, and they haven't challenged Microsoft to "put up or shut up." All they've said is "we aren't playing."
    Why would they want to hurt Microsoft? That's stooping to the enemy's level. Neither does their stance add up to appeasement. Choosing to not get involved and carrying on as normal, rather than letting loose with (potentially expensive) sound and fury, would seem to make tactical sense.
  9. Re:This is a war on Red Hat Rejects Microsoft Deals · · Score: 1

    So what, in your military analogy, do you think is going to happen to the BSDs in all this?

  10. Re:So... on Red Hat Rejects Microsoft Deals · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What do you mean by that? In what way are Red Hat "sell-outs"?

    Does the fact that Red Hat makes money out of Linux and uses this to plow tons of resources into Free Software projects unnerve you?

    Red Hat may take, but they sure as hell pay it back with interest.

  11. Re:The deadliest game! on Mozilla Exec Claims Apple is Hunting OSS Browsers · · Score: 1

    Damn, beat me to it.

    "IE season!"
    "Firefox season"
    "IE season!"
    "Firefox season!"
    "Firefox season!"
    "IE season!"
    "Firefox season!"
    "IE season! Fire!!!"

  12. Re:This surely confirms ... on Venezula Producing Its Own Linux PCs · · Score: 1

    Linux is a tool for communists and Godless atheists!
    You say that like it's a bad thing.
  13. Three Men in a Hologram on Nerdy Photo in Vista DVDs Thwarts Disk Pirates · · Score: 1

    So I'm guessing the disc I found the other day with a tiny Lemonparty hologram on it ain't legit...

  14. Re:Security? on Digital Camera Memory Card With Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    That said, I've just found out some high-end Lexmark print servers do support WPA-Enterprise.

  15. Re:Security? on Digital Camera Memory Card With Wi-Fi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a very reasonable gripe. I've secured my network with WPA-Enterprise, and as far as I know none of those fancy wireless-enabled devices (cameras, games consoles, print servers, etc.) support EAP-TLS authentication (where do I store the certificate?). It's a nuisance.

  16. Re:okay but one major error on Anatomy of the Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    This is false and could be very confusing for readers who don't already know about the structure of Linux.
    Yes, it's as if a billion pure assembler programmers cried out in terror... aren't glibc system calls wrappers for SYSENTER instructions on modern Intel processors?
  17. Re:5+ million lines of code ... sheesh on Anatomy of the Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    That does include a whole ton of drivers.

  18. Re:We haven't heard from everyone... on Fan Fiction Writers Balk at FanLib.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    troi is a counselor, not a commander...please turn in your geek card and head over to the cliche-poll.

    Troi attained the rank of Commander. Anyhoo, I'd like... no, I'm just curious to know what a "sexy lemur" is.

    You see, I've seen a whole bunch of lemurs.

    Mostly in captivity.

    Not one of them turned me on.

  19. Re:We haven't heard from everyone... on Fan Fiction Writers Balk at FanLib.com · · Score: 1

    "What would happen if the crew of the NX-01 were anthropomorphic animals and there's maybe a crossover with the X-Men why not?"
    Bloody hell... if you did that, you could get at least ten novels out of Phlox alone.
  20. Where's that troll when you need it? on Fan Fiction Writers Balk at FanLib.com · · Score: 1

    You used to get bizarre trolls around here that took our learned editor-folk and made them characters in short, absurdly pornographic fictitious literary scenes.

    Guess that too counts as fan-fiction, right?

  21. Re:Whats with the Fedora Bashing? on Screencasts of Installing MythTV Via MythDora 4.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's disguised anti-Red Hatism from those who resent a company making money out of Linux. Mostly ungrateful fucks who don't realise just how much Red Hat's money puts back into the system. There are also a lot of lazy buggers out there who can't be bothered to figure out how to make it work and talk shit about yum and rpm. Add in those who don't seem to realise that Fedora eschews non-Free/possibly patented stuff by default and haven't figured out what a third-party repository is: "I can't play MP3s!" "MP3 is covered by software patents and so its inclusion in the distro is legally dubious. You just need the extra packages from (some repo)." "What's (some repo)? Where do I get that?" "Google is your friend." "Whaaat? That's crap!" "Well fuck off back to Windows, then." It's l33t to bash Red Hat and Fedora (which does look better) and sing the praises of Ubuntu's supposed ease. Lock 'em up in a small room with a clean box and a copy of FreeBSD; then see how l33t they feel after an hour or so.

  22. Re:I can't help but think... on Twenty Five Years of Tron · · Score: 1

    If you compare Tron's computer graphics with the computer graphics we have in movies today, they seem crude, yes, but surely if the designers back then had wanted to, they could have made all the shots as complex and slick as what you can do today.
    Modern CG is all about photorealism. The imagery in Tron was not --- after all, it was meant to be a visualisation of an address space --- hence the blocky, Phong-shaded look.
  23. Re:thanks for the story about Tron on Twenty Five Years of Tron · · Score: 1

    No, it's certainly not the worst sci-fi film ever made. If they made sure Battlefield Earth was shown immediately afterwards, people would certainly appreciate Tron more.

  24. Re:The backdoor from hell on First OpenOffice Virus, Not In the Wild · · Score: 5, Funny

    You just conceived it? Congratulations! Do you have a name picked out?

    The "backdoor from hell" already has a name: hello.jpg.

  25. Re:Smelly foreigners on Unicode Encoding Flaw Widespread · · Score: 5, Funny

    To think that English doesn't fit in 7-bit ASCII is na\"ive.