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  1. Re:Might both lose on Outsourced Call Centers Losing Feasibility? · · Score: 1
    Let's just hope they don't move the call centres to Birmingham or something... I can't understand that accent.
    Well given a choice of Brum and somewhere in the middle of Wales, I think I'd opt for "'Allo, yawll roight mate" any day of the week. In fact, the bigger problem I've had with call centres is that they're not bloody loud enough. Speak up! Put the microphone closer or turn it up! And do something about all that ambient noise!
  2. Re:Who are these non-named "linux geeks" on OSS on Windows the Next Big Thing? · · Score: 1
    Free software on a closed operating system is a joke.
    For big things, perhaps. But for the desktop end-user (Joe Sixpack or Otto Fivespeed or Eddy Current or whoever) who doesn't want to ditch Windows, it's a great way to get good-quality tools with none of the junk. Compare 7-zip to Winzip. Then there's The GIMP, OpenOffice, CDex, Gaim...
  3. Free Software jihad on OSS on Windows the Next Big Thing? · · Score: 5, Funny
    'It's a myth that open-source and Windows can't work together. Customers just aren't religious about these things,' said Ryan Gavin, a director of platform strategy for Microsoft."
    Infidels!
  4. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! on Lead PHP Developer Quits · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sometimes I wonder when Linus uses phrases like 'Kicks Ass' 'Couldn't care less' etc.
    Come, now. Linus himself admits to being a "bastard". And what does that make De Raadt?! Let's not get bogged down with cults of personality here. On the whole, they do a good job. Long may they reign.
  5. Re:What about all the other Barbies? on Congress vs Misleading Meta Tags · · Score: 1
    Barbie's hair salon, Barbie's knick-knack store, you name it.
    Barbie's Dream State Penitentiary.
  6. Re:What about all the other Barbies? on Congress vs Misleading Meta Tags · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Wouldn't that be a trademark violation... or something... anyway?

  7. Re:I'm free! on Celebrating Puzzles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, quite. Unfortunately, there are people like Hyacinth Bucket in the UK.

    We call them "Daily Mail readers".

  8. Re:Greatest puzzle ever on Celebrating Puzzles · · Score: 1

    0, mod 2.

  9. Re:I'm free! on Celebrating Puzzles · · Score: 0, Redundant
    But we all know about Mrs Slocum's pussy....
    Damn, beat me to a pussy joke!
  10. Re: We Live Upon a Ship of Fools on Microsoft's Security Meeting Causes Unease · · Score: 1

    I think it has something to do with the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu...

  11. Re:What a load of crap on A Technical History of Apple's Operating Systems · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    What it should really say can be generated by the Python
    def blankpage():
    print "This page intentionally left blank except for a message stating `",
    blankpage()
    print "'"
    (damn Slash indentation destroyer) but I think they renormalised it.
  12. First, the Earth cooled. on A Technical History of Apple's Operating Systems · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then, the UNIX came, bit it got too big and fragmented, but it didn't die out, and turned into BSD.
    Then Steve Jobs came, and he brought forth NeXTStep.
    And then Apple bought up NeXTStep, added some more BSD, and gave it some pretty clothes and called it OS X. I couldn't believe it. They opened the closet, took out the best eye candy, and walked straight into town...

  13. Re:Welp, here comes the troll. on MySpace Down Due To Power Surge · · Score: 1
    No offence ment to the slashdot ladies, but it's not exactly like you flaunt yourselvs around with semi naked pictures and intrests involving "Sex, music and movies!!!!!" like they do there is it?

    You're not exactly doing yourself or your arguments any favours, now, are you?!

  14. Re:Huh? on MySpace Down Due To Power Surge · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem is some bugger out there put the plug back in.

  15. Slash on $5000 Award for Open Source CMS · · Score: 1

    There you go!

  16. Re:Zzzzzzz..... on Driving Plan 9 · · Score: 1

    The all-encompassing namespace isn't a new thing, no, viz. UNIX and NT. I think Plan 9's revolutionary idea is taking the "everything is a file" idea and distributing it (devices, files, everything) across many physical machines. Does even VMS clustering have this ability?

    As for the holy-grail object systems (with all the bellen and whistlen such as orthogonal persistence) there were projects like EROS, Coyotos, etc., and some early projects like DERA's Ten15.

  17. Plan 9 ISO Mirrors on Driving Plan 9 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before y'all go pulling down the ISO to try it out, the mirrors are listed at http://netlib.bell-labs.com/wiki/plan9/Mirrors/ind ex.html .

  18. Re:Help stomp out "more than" abuse! on Flaw Finders Lay Seige to Microsoft Office · · Score: 1

    While I applaud your Campaign for Realistic Analysis in the Press, and wince at "more than", "over" and "almost" abuse, one must appreciate that the "extra punch" is all they really care about. Consider the target audience — they're hardly the type to be subscribing to PhysicsWorld, much less check the figures, are they?

  19. Re:"Ah Well" on Paul Thurrott Bitten by WGA · · Score: 1
    Because he's getting large sums of money to do so publically
    Ah fucking well!
  20. Re:bit on Paul Thurrott Bitten by WGA · · Score: 2, Funny
    a moose once bit my sister..
    Flipsy, it was a møøse.
  21. "Ah Well" on Paul Thurrott Bitten by WGA · · Score: 1

    "Ah Well". "Ah Well"?! No, it's not "Ah Well"!

    Why is this man so stoically up with putting this insidious crap?

    (In fact, I don't use that silly operating system — so I don't know why I'm bitching...)

  22. Re:Let me be Devil's Advocate on Yahoo! Sells, Advocates DRM-Free Music · · Score: 1
    Jessica Simpson... who's that? Wasn't her name Lisa? Whatever.

    I believe she is the fourth, undocumented Simpson child. Observe:

    Homer. Saxamaphone. Viomolin. Macamadamia.
    Jessica. Platymapus.

  23. Re:More New Labour thuggery from the Home Office on UK Hackers Face Antisocial Behaviour Orders · · Score: 1
    Trying not to sound like a Daily Mail reader...
    They are the other target of my bile ;) Vicious little rag...
  24. Re:More New Labour thuggery from the Home Office on UK Hackers Face Antisocial Behaviour Orders · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    So, really, this isn't the thing that should be getting you upset.
    It's just that this is in the subset of upsetting things that are relevant to this particular forum and discussion. The UK government's apparent general crackdown on liberty does upset me, greatly. It upsets me that the British public are too stupid, too content to suck down intellectual junk-food like EastEnders and Big Brother and Jeremy Kyle, to care. They don't value what freedoms they have left. They take them for granted and think "this will never affect me". It's time to wake up.
  25. Re:My machine has no middle button, Y.I.C.! on Beginning GIMP · · Score: 1

    Click both buttons simultaneously. If you've got a Synaptics pad, you might be able to click and drag with two fingers for the same effect.