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Lead PHP Developer Quits

Jasper Bryant-Greene writes "Jani Taskinen, one of the lead developers of the Zend Engine (the engine that powers PHP), as well as a lead developer for the thread safety system and other core components of the PHP project, has quit in a relatively cryptic message to the php-internals mailing list. Jani has been involved with PHP for about 6 years and his loss will undoubtedly be a big blow for the PHP project."

809 comments

  1. Looks like... by brockbr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Looks like someone may need to wrestle their account back

    1. Re:Looks like... by giorgiofr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That message is as fake as they get... I would guess somebody hijacked his mailbox and had a bit of fun :D

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    2. Re:Looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No no, that is not possible. He is a PHP developer, he can't possibly be lacking in security awareness!

    3. Re:Looks like... by TechAdd · · Score: 1

      Does he know Linux?

    4. Re:Looks like... by pete6677 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh my god, somebody just made a joke about PHP, the most sacred programming language since Perl! Mod it down immediately, the poor PHP developers might see this and start crying!!!

    5. Re:Looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or possibly his entire account if he has access to the website (it was down yesterday).

    6. Re:Looks like... by zonker · · Score: 0

      i'm not so sure it's a hack or prank. YMMV...

      posted on http://digg.com/ (by sickaltima and achiIIe):

      Jani Taskinen
      http://www.zend.com/person.php?handle=sniper

      Something to note:
      http://virtual.finland.fi/stt/showarticle.asp?intN WSAID=13246&group=General

      "Finnish UN observer feared killed in Israeli airstrike" ...

      from Freenode:
      "_sniper_" is Jani Taskinen.

      [_sniper_] hehehehe..
      [_sniper_] all other members of the UN security council wanted to condemn Israel for attacking the UN post but USA (freedom and democracy) vetoed it....Israel says the resolution was fair.
      [_sniper_] hell yeah..
      [_sniper_] NUKE ISRAEL!
      [_sniper_] I'm so full of that fucking country..
      [Shai-Tan] indeed
      [_sniper_] Eye for an eye..I'll kill one Israel officer for one of ours, is that fair?
      [_sniper_] I bet I'll be hanged for that.
      [_sniper_] They kill one of my brother-in-arms-for-peace..I think I'm entitled to kill one of their nazis.
      [_sniper_] Hezbollah, where can I enlist?
      [_sniper_] FYI: I don't care at all what anybody thinks about me. I'm going to be openly anti-Israel from now on. This was the last straw for me. Fuck you jews.
      [_sniper_] I will also quit this project. As long as it's backed by some Israel company, I don't want to have anything to do with it.
      [_sniper_] Good bye.
      [-- _sniper_ (~jani@a88-112-115-63.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has left #php.pecl

      Jani is also Finnish BTW

    7. Re:Looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same could be said about any programming language - Java, C#, VB.Net, perl, python, etc.

      It's not the language's fault programmers are idiots.

  2. Hmmmmm by cannonfodda · · Score: 2, Funny
    That sounds like one seriously unhappy bunny.


    Is it just me....or does php-internals sound painful ?

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    1. Re:Hmmmmm by AccUser · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Looks like he is usually unhappy...

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      Any fool can talk, but it takes a wise man to listen.

    2. Re:Hmmmmm by laffer1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But that was at a php conference...

      Why is it such a shock to some that a developer got burned out working on the same code. Open source developers are often not appreciated. A few get paid and many don't. Its just constant nagging for new features or bug fixes. There are rewarding aspects too. Maybe he wanted to do something with php that hasn't happened. He was involved with thread safety and that hasn't seemed important to many people. Personally I'd like to see thread safe php so I could play with some of the apache mpms...

    3. Re:Hmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its just constant nagging for new features or bug fixes
      ...
      Personally I'd like to see thread safe php so I could play with some of the apache mpms

    4. Re:Hmmmmm by awol · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's Finnish, they look like that all the time :-) He may actually be ecstatic, you just can't tell with the Fins, quite inscruitable!!

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      "The first thing to do when you find yourself in a hole is stop digging."
    5. Re:Hmmmmm by jdowland · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem is PHP *is* thread-safe. The issue is the things PHP links against (I've heard gettext is at least one culprit).

    6. Re:Hmmmmm by hemanman · · Score: 2, Funny

      He was last seen running out the door screaming: "Fork you"!

      -H

    7. Re:Hmmmmm by phreakincool · · Score: 1

      Maybe its his barber...

    8. Re:Hmmmmm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Why is it such a shock to some that a developer got burned out working on the same code.

      Uh I don't think that's what this is about. People don't usually post petulant messages like the one this is all about because they're tired of code. It's usually because they're tired of bullshit, which comes from bulls, or people :P

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    9. Re:Hmmmmm by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1

      You must have watched a lot of Formula 1 racing...:)

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    10. Re:Hmmmmm by misleb · · Score: 1
      Why is it such a shock to some that a developer got burned out working on the same code. Open source developers are often not appreciated. A few get paid and many don't.


      You mispelled "laid".

      -matthew
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    11. Re:Hmmmmm by rbarreira · · Score: 1
      It's usually because they're tired of bullshit, which comes from bulls, or people :P

      Wow. That would be a nice theme for a thesis. Do bulls emit more, less, or exactly the same bullshit as people? I'm sure some nice looking metric could be devised in order to make the comparison.
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  3. Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Saven+Marek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This looks like any 15 year old's "I won't be coming back here and you all suck" stormouts. The ones that happen each week, and he'll be back within a few hours.

    Why is this on slashdot?

    1. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Klaidas · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well, I'm not a phychologist or anything, but I think you may be right for the first part of the post - it seems he got angry with someone
      I'm sure most people (the ones who matter) can understand why.

      But I don't think he will come back, at leat any time soon. After leaving like that, well, at least I wouldn't.
    2. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      No, he's serious. He has caught his boyfriend having a sensual encounter with a girl named Ruby.

    3. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stuff" rolls down hill. Just look at whom is above him.

    4. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not that different from what adults do though.

      Recently, I read an interesting book by a psychologist named Paul Eckman. OK it wasn't an interesting book, it was a tedious book on a fascinating subject.

      A couple of the takeways from the book: emotions are persistant mental states that are triggered by situations that bear on your future well being, and in turn trigger certain stereotyped survival related behaviors. In an emotional state, people do not process new information that would contradict the survival behavior. In other words, once you get to fighting, or to running away, you aren't going to listen to reason until you've fought it out or have run far, far away. The psychologists therefore call emotional states refractory, which is a word I learned from EE "Doc" Smith which when applied to metal means hard to work and when applied to a state of mind means hard to work with.

      I've sometimes seen job listings looking for people who are passionate about their work. I'm not so sure this the right thing to look for unless you are looking for a short term employee. All jobs involve having your desires frustrated from time to time. As your emotions build up, your ability to process new information and ideas that could help you overcome your frustrations is diminished, because atavistic survival behaviors related to conflict and survival begin to strangle your productiivty.

      In that case, the best thing is to take yourself out of the situation, which in all liklihood your own behavior contributes to.

      You can take two people who are miserable and underperforming in their jobs, have them swap jobs, and suddenly they'll feel a great relief and surge of productivity, as they work flexibly around the exact same kinds of problems that had them stymied in their original job.

      Unless you're some kind of Zen master you're going to run into this sooner or later. When you reach the point where you can't perform up to your potential, even your potential as defined by the less than perfect work situation you're in, it's time to move on. This is probably why academia, infamous for its harsh and pointless politics, evolved the institution of the sabbatical. But for the rest of us, this means quitting and getting a new job.

      The emotions expressed in the email are probably universal. They do not in themselves indicate immaturity However, one thing that you do learn as you get older is when you feel strong negative emotions towards other people, hiding them is the best first reaction. In most cases you cannot change other people, especially if you are terminating your relationship to them. So the best you might hope for from negativity in the way you do this is some kind of catharsis, or perhaps some kind of public vindication. However experience teaches you don't often get those, and when you do they aren't as satisfying as you imagined them being.

      Above the simple futilty of showing your anger and disappointment, expressions of strong negative emotion evoke an equal, if not stronger reaction from their targets. Often this ignites a round of petty retribution that comes back to haunt you.

      So when it becomes impossible to deal with the emotional climate of work, leave. But always leave with a kind and magnanimous word. In the end that serves you best.

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    5. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, the friend hooked up with Ruby on a long cozy train ride. Rail transit can lead to interesting situations.

    6. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless you're some kind of Zen master you're going to run into this sooner or later.

      Well, he is apparently a Zend master!!

    7. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would but the site is unavailable so thanks for being unnecessarily cryptic yourself anon.

    8. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "EE "Doc" Smith"

      Cool! Didn't know anybody still read him - classic space opera.

    9. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's for comments like that that I read Slashdot.

      Thank you, sir!

    10. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      Unless you're some kind of Zen master you're going to run into this sooner or later.

      Well, he is apparently a Zend master!!

      Was. Apperently he was a Zend master.

      </bad joke>

    11. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by tzanger · · Score: 1

      In other words, once you get to fighting, or to running away, you aren't going to listen to reason until you've fought it out or have run far, far away.

      Which book of his is this from? Which does he consider "cooling down" -- fighting it out (interally) or running away? To me cooling down's a third option which will let reason prevail again.

    12. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by orasio · · Score: 2, Funny

      He kind of lost his concentration.
      I guess it's back to level 1 zenity.

    13. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by mrogers · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to know the secret of Zen, but then I remembered it.

    14. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by dugjohnson · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this....I have mod points and you already have all the ones you can get, so I'm just gonna thank you.

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    15. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by pen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Emotional Trap: The belief that you can make important decisions when you're feeling strong emotions.

    16. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      The phrase "don't burn your bridges" is a much simpler way to say this.

    17. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by kfg · · Score: 1

      Unless you're some kind of Zen master you're going to run into this sooner or later.

      Zen masters, however, are notoriously lax about the concept of deadlines.

      You can have your happy, productive worker, but you may have to change your definition of "productivity" to do it.

      Of course there's the modern approach, change your definition of "happy" and feed him soma.

      KFG

    18. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by WeAreAllDoomed · · Score: 1
      damn, where is the "+10 completely fascinating" mod option?

      can you tell me where you read this stuff? it's very interesting.

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    19. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by m874t232 · · Score: 1

      If you think those "stormouts" only happen with 15 year olds, you don't have a lot of experience. They happen at every level in every organization.

    20. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by rgigger · · Score: 1

      If only there was a way to mod something as funny, insightful, informative, and very, very not funny all at the same time.

    21. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      "passionate about the work" = "will not ask for a raise" in jobspeak

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    22. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to know the secret of Zen, but then I remembered it.

      I know exactly what you mean. Recently I've found myself growing disillusioned with nihilism.

      I don't know whether to feel abashed or vindicated.

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    23. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zend and the Art of PHP quitting

      If a PHP programmer quits in the woods... will anyone hear him?

    24. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Nutria · · Score: 1
      However, one thing that you do learn as you get older is when you feel strong negative emotions towards other people, hiding them is the best first reaction.

      Wow, isn't that a change from the let-it-all-hang-out 1960s and 1970s. When did this change occur?

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    25. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1
      Unless you're some kind of Zen master you're going to run into this sooner or later. When you reach the point where you can't perform up to your potential, even your potential as defined by the less than perfect work situation you're in, it's time to move on. This is probably why academia, infamous for its harsh and pointless politics, evolved the institution of the sabbatical. But for the rest of us, this means quitting and getting a new job.

      Wow, I find this to be so true as I've been struggling with this exact issue for the past three months or so. I just have no motivation towards my work anymore and working on different things (I wear many hats) doesn't help either. I think I've finally realized that I simply cannot reach my potential as a techie with my current employer. Fortunately a very good friend of mine works for a very technical company with a Google-like atmosphere and extremely talented engineers, so I'll most likely get hired on there.

    26. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      Same as being in "love" which can be blamed on Phenylethylamine and later endorphins. Not the same chemicals for other situations though.

    27. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by try_anything · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When people stopped preaching to other people ("do it, it's good for you") and started thinking about their own butts ("screw good for me, I'd rather be and look successful.") It's the difference between meddling idealism and self-centered pleasure-seeking.

    28. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      Not trying to ruin the joke, but think Zoroastrianism rather than Buddhism (no wikipedia link, just lookup for Zend Avesta ;)

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    29. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by AttilaDHun · · Score: 0

      takeaways?! you are so management! "interesting aspects to consider"

    30. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by mrogers · · Score: 1

      I felt the same way when I stopped believing in solipsism and it ceased to exist.

    31. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice post. The only problem with it is that you are pulling your diagnosis out of your ass.
      Jani quit because the Israelis did kill one of his UN peacekeeper mates in Libanon, this was a political statement against US policies...

      Ps. He was in my class in Helsinki Institute of Technology, I know him, you don't.

    32. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by docrmc · · Score: 1

      So I am the only one who thinks that he was channelling Bilbo Baggins? Ok, fine. I am just too geek...

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      "Moral indignation is just jealousy with a halo."
    33. Re:Looks like a stomp and a doorslam. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      For one the "let it all hang out" = good for you, is most likely bullshit - anyone have any studies?

      I think my bullshit theory without proper studies is more plausbile:humans are animals, so it's like training animals. If you keep letting yourself go wild, you will tend to keep going wild. And if you don't start domesticating when the target is young it gets much harder later on.

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  4. The good ship RMS Code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Jani has been involved with PHP for about 6 years and his loss will undoubtedly be a big blow for the PHP project."

    To paraphrase Dion. "My [code] will go on."

    1. Re:The good ship RMS Code. by NekoXP · · Score: 1

      Undoubtedly be a big blow-job for the PHP project members who forced him out, but I don't think that much Open Source software really reels that much from people quitting anymore.

      When projects DIE (OpenDarwin, byebye) that is a bad thing. Everyone quits. The entire infrastructure supporting it disappears, and the code is left to rot. PHP is still going to be actively developed and has tons of project/component leaders. Most software can handle the leaving, or worse a death, of a developer (PearPC is a good example. Being hit by a train is not good for your code, but it's still in development by the other developers)

      It isn't as if Linus left Linux.. now that is a project that would flail around a bit. Not because Linus contributes masses of useful code or anything, but he is the guy who puts the releases together and makes the final decisions. BDFL's are hard to replace, how do you replace a dictator these days? War! And after 3 or 4 years, maybe a [rigged] democratic vote.

    2. Re:The good ship RMS Code. by Kent+Recal · · Score: 2, Funny
      Undoubtedly be a big blow-job for the PHP project members

      Then why would they complain?
    3. Re:The good ship RMS Code. by NekoXP · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't see them complaining.

    4. Re:The good ship RMS Code. by netsharc · · Score: 1

      He should've just slowly sabotaged PHP... that would've been more fun.

      I like his stance though, he has the guts to quit something that was fun for him (must've been, if he's been doing it for 6 years) to protest terrorism (by Israel).

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  5. Message text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    The server is rapidly getting slower, so:

    From: Jani Taskinen
    Date: Thu Jul 27 20:28:45 2006
    Subject: Good bye.
    Groups: php.internals
    Thank you all for the last 6 years or so. It has been fun (sometimes)
    and many times not so much fun. Unfortunately I have had enough and
    I don't want to be associated with this project anymore.
     
    I'm sure most people (the ones who matter) can understand why.
    If someone doesn't, I could not care less. Take care.
     
    Please do not reply to this email.
     
    --Jani
     
    p.s. Delete my CVS account. I have no use for it anymore.
    1. Re:Message text by QAPete · · Score: 5, Informative
      Rage quit FTL!

      Seriously, though, a more thorough listing of Jani's contributions over the past 6+ years might better show just how much of a loss it is to have him depart the scene (from http://www.zend.com/person.php?handle=sniper:

      • as a lead developer for Zend Engine II
      • as a lead developer for TSRM (Thread Safety Resource Management)
      • by testing and maintaining the build for the PHP core
      • by writing/maintaining tests for the standard functions in the PHP core
      • as a lead developer for gd, a core extension
      • by working as a developer on imap, a core extension
      • by working as a developer on session, a core extension
      • by working as a developer on sockets, a core extension
      • by providing occasional fixes for the testsuite distributed with PHP
      • by applying maintenance fixes to the underlying libraries in bcmath, pcre and xmlrpc
      • by providing tests and occasional fixes for xml
      • by providing occasional fixes for apache2filter, apache2handler, apache_hooks, cgi, cli, dba, dom, iconv, informix, isapi, ldap, mcrypt, mcve, mime_magic, msql, mssql, mysqli, mysql, ncurses, oci8, odbc, openssl, oracle, pgsql, recode, snmp, soap, sqlite, sybase, tidy and tokenizer
      • by writing/maintaining tests for mbstring, mhash, pcntl, pspell, shmop and wddx
      • by working as a developer on bugs.php.net

      Whatever the reasons were, major thanks have to go to Jani for all of his work. We would be looking at a different www without his efforts.

    2. Re:Message text by crnbrdeater · · Score: 2, Funny
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    3. Re:Message text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We would be looking at a different www without his efforts.

      Would that "different www" be one with much less PHP on it? If so, where's the time machine so I can go back and convince him to quit before he starts!?

    4. Re:Message text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's going to use Ruby on Rails from now on.

      That would be ironic, since the Ruby on Rails site actually runs on PHP...

    5. Re:Message text by jZnat · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't even know what could have caused him to quit now. Could it be the Date class flamewars? That's the only thing that seems to have been unruly lately in the internals mailing list.

      --
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    6. Re:Message text by Riverman2 · · Score: 0
      It's probably because PHP sucks more and more, and there's nothing he can do to stop it. I jumped ship a few years ago.

      We could really use talented people like him over in the RUBY community :) Ruby just keeps getting better and better.

    7. Re:Message text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, lets relax around here...

      with all due respect to jani's contribution, he was never a lead developer and definitely not recently. Jani was one of the lead QA people for the PHP project , but there are few if any components that he developed.

      it's sad to see anybody go, especially for such reasons - but lets stay on earth here. php will not be impacted by that, others will come around.

      Thanks to jani for the hard work he did do.

    8. Re:Message text by Matrix9180 · · Score: 1

      That is incorrect. The Signal vs Noise weblog (by the guys behind Rails) is PHP-based, the Ruby on Rails website is not.

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    9. Re:Message text by Andrey · · Score: 5, Informative

      Jani has undoubtedly contributed a lot to the PHP project, but he is _not_ a lead developer on Zend Engine or TSRM. The original Slashdot post makes it sound like this is some sort of death blow for PHP. It is not. As a simple example, Jani has been gone on a UN peace forces duty in Afghanistan for the past 6 months and while his presence was missed (mostly in bugs triage and build system), the project has not lost any steam or anything like that. Consider this:

      % grep sniper TSRM/*.[ch]
      TSRM/tsrm_nw.c:/* $Id: tsrm_nw.c,v 1.8.2.1 2006/01/01 12:50:00 sniper Exp $ */
      TSRM/tsrm_virtual_cwd.h:/* $Id: tsrm_virtual_cwd.h,v 1.48.2.5 2006/04/10 11:56:18 sniper Exp $ */
      TSRM/tsrm_win32.c:/* $Id: tsrm_win32.c,v 1.27.2.1 2006/01/01 12:50:00 sniper Exp $ */
      TSRM/tsrm_win32.h:/* $Id: tsrm_win32.h,v 1.19.2.1 2006/01/01 12:50:00 sniper Exp $ */
      % grep Jani Zend/*.[ch]
      % grep sniper Zend/*.[ch]

      I am not sure how his profile on zend.com was compiled, but whoever did it should have been more accurate. Let me emphasize this: Jani is a friend and will be missed, but that was his personal decision made for personal reasons (which I will not disclose here) and will not affect the project.

      Let's all keep our heads up and speculation down.

      -Andrei
      http://www.gravitonic.com/

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      -Andrei
    10. Re:Message text by nicolas.b · · Score: 0

      We would be looking at a better www, a www without php, php six feet under would be a very great thing to happen. We need more perl.

    11. Re:Message text by Henk+Poley · · Score: 1

      I think you should have examined the full changelog output from their source repository, before you can go to that conclusion. Those are only the HEAD revision tags of those files. But then again, I guess you are a lot more involved in this project than I am.

    12. Re:Message text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike Jani, Andrei *is* one of the lead developers. He doesnt need to run statistics to know his stuff.

    13. Re:Message text by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      Perl is so 1993. What we need is more Ruby.

      Or Python. Python's good, too. Not as good. But good.

    14. Re:Message text by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Ugh... Perl in 1993 was about as clean as PHP in 2006.

  6. 6 years is long enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I never spent 6 years with the same people, job, hobby, women, whatever...

    1. Re:6 years is long enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I never spent 6 years with the same people, job, hobby, women, whatever...

      Sounds like it was more that no one could stand to spend more than 6 years with you.

    2. Re:6 years is long enough by SamTheButcher · · Score: 3, Funny

      You say that, yet you're *still* living in your parent's basement....

      This post brought to you by Slashdot stereotypes. Try it today!

    3. Re:6 years is long enough by Don853 · · Score: 1

      Then it's probably time for you to be moving along, because whatever you're doing now seems to have zapped your sense of humor.

    4. Re:6 years is long enough by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I spent six years working at the same video game company under three different names (Accolade, Infogrames, Atari) but mostly the same people. While I value some of the relationships that came out of the job, it was just too much of the same old office politics. I think three to five years is ideal for one job.

    5. Re:6 years is long enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I never spent 6 years with the same people, job, hobby, women, whatever...

      Yeah, 6 years would be an awfully long time when you're paying by the hour...

    6. Re:6 years is long enough by garyok · · Score: 1
      I never spent 6 years with the same people, job, hobby, women, whatever...

      Real, living 21st Century human people modded this Funny? This is a fundamental insight into just about all of the western world right now...
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    7. Re:6 years is long enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be surprised if you have spent a night with a woman.

    8. Re:6 years is long enough by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1

      Ouch!

      For the second time today I have to tell someone to go buy a sense of humor. Did you see that part that said "Slashdot stereotypes"? Indicating it was a joke?

      Or...maybe *you* still live in *your* parents' basement and it hit a little close to, erm, home. :D

      Again with the stereotypes! I'll be here all week! Try the veal, it's veal-licious!

    9. Re:6 years is long enough by rdewald · · Score: 1

      Mod parent down! Flamebait!

      Hey dickwad, sorry but in George Bush's Amerika it took me six years to get promoted to assistant manager at Domino's so I could start saving up for my own place! Besides I get cable and DSL for free, Mom does my laundry without me asking her to and I feed their cat while they go on vacation, which they do a lot these days. I have a totally cool gaming set-up--two XBox's, all three generations of PSP's (all on a bitching gaming LAN together). The guys at the game store call me when new stuff comes in (I send them free pizza now that I'm in charge of the DeLindo Hills store on Tuesdays) so I have a library of games almost as large as theirs (I don't buy the lame stuff).

      My girlfriend's totally cool with it, she hates her place, her parents are always on her ass to get her own place. Mine are cool. In fact, they pretty much don't talk to me at all. She stays over and stuff, Mom does her laundry too.

      I'm gonna get my place soon, I just don't want to be ripped off by these stupid apartment complexes. I'm not going to pay all this deposit and move-in crap. People that are so into "independence" so they can feed the corporate greed machine are just lame and stupid. I'm patient enough to not let all those facists real estate greedheads rip me off. Besides, nobody's really independent, they rely on their boss and stuff. Screw all that, I'm being my own person. You guys are just jealous.

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    10. Re:6 years is long enough by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1

      Hey, man, sorry. You don't have to call on the mods to mod me down. It sounds like you've thought out your basement-dwelling position and have a good thing going there. In fact, my parents are asking me to move out. Do you have the room? I live just over in Parkway Place, just across highway 335. I work as a delivery guy for Best Buy, I could get you deals on equipment.

  7. Threads?.. bah! by Tei · · Score: 5, Funny

    You only need threadsafe PHP (gettext, gd, etc) if your webpage has more than 1 concurrent user.
    Only pages with more than 1 visitor need to ca.. OOPS!

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    1. Re:Threads?.. bah! by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      What if your webserver doesnt use threads? :P

    2. Re:Threads?.. bah! by cuerty · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if you are not coding a Website? PHP isn't just for Websites, you can make desktop apps using PHP-GTK or any other programs. I've even had a daemon running in PHP. It's not just matter of Web sites.

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      It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.
    3. Re:Threads?.. bah! by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      I like using PHP for batch jobs too.

    4. Re:Threads?.. bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second that!

    5. Re:Threads?.. bah! by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Out of curiosity, WHY would you do this when there are SO MANY superior languages available? I can understand using it for the web, it has great integration as far as that goes, and mod_perl is dramatically less straightfoward... But zend is just a shitty ripoff of perl, why would you use php for tasks for which it is not at all suited?

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    6. Re:Threads?.. bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Out of curiosity, WHY would you do this when there are SO MANY superior languages available?"

      Because it works. At my previous job they wanted a quick and dirty GUI tool to help automate requests to engineering. I don't know C#, don't know VB, certainly don't know C++. But I do know PHP and with time spent on a couple slow afternoons I was able to give them exactly what they wanted. I absolutely wouldn't recommend it for anything more than a basic app. And for that, it works.

    7. Re:Threads?.. bah! by cuerty · · Score: 1

      Like say before, it does the work.

      In this case was a project with webservices already coded in PHP, and the daemon shares the same functions for most of it, so it was do a rewrite and have x2 versions of the same code to port it to other language.

      There are cases where it's the best option.

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      >Linux is not user-friendly.
      It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.
    8. Re:Threads?.. bah! by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      You can if you're nuts, or if you are a web-only, PHP-only developer forced into quick-and-dirty GUI programming (even then I'd recommend building a web app with Dojo or another toolkit rather than using PHP-GTK). PHP is tailored for web development. Its predefined variables, its approach to input streams, its ASP-like HTML escape tags, its verbose object handling and preference for the procedural. In order to make PHP work for GUI development, a great deal of its core language and even its basic syntax has to be ignored or disregarded. ("Why do I have to enclose my PHP script in escape tags?" "Because that's how PHP works." "But why? What am I supposed to be escaping from when writing a PHP-GTK script?"). You're right to point out that PHP can now be used for other things, but the language still only makes real sense when used for web development.

  8. Shock! by bobintetley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh my god! He used the phrase "could not care less" correctly! Obviously not an American ;-)

    1. Re:Shock! by dsginter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That was the first thing that I noticed.

      As a side note, I would just like to thank all of the geeks here on /. for their English Nazism. It may seem like unnecessary ranting to some, but I've learned to break quite a few bad habits just from daily reading. Some people actually go so far as to put grammar tips into their sigs.

      Along these lines, I find it fascinating that topics like Haiku and Iambic Pentameter can often get a ton of posts.

      A curious bunch, we are.

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    2. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? How much less could you care?

    3. Re:Shock! by nogginthenog · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's finish(ed) :-)

    4. Re:Shock! by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sorry, but until we solve the "armor" vs. "armour" conflict, I'm not listening to ANYONE here.

      -Eric

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    5. Re:Shock! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The phrase "I could care less" is a sarcastic version of "I couldn't care less." They mean the same thing. Why not worry about something else, like "very unique," or even the absurd dilution of "awesome."

    6. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The phrase "I could care less" is a sarcastic version of "I couldn't care less."

      You might assume that from seeing it written down, but I've heard it spoken aloud many times and everybody that has done so has used it in a non-sarcastic way.

      It's nice of you to assume that the people saying "could care less" are trying to be sarcastic, but the overwhelming evidence is that they are simply stupid and ignorant.

    7. Re:Shock! by Jimmy+King · · Score: 1
      The phrase "I could care less" is a sarcastic version of "I couldn't care less." They mean the same thing. Why not worry about something else, like "very unique," or even the absurd dilution of "awesome."

      Certainly an interesting and likely valid usage that I hadn't thought of before. That probably is where "I could care less" instead of "couldn't" originated from. Unfortunately, I have a hard time believing that this is what is intended by the majority (or even a large but minority percentage) of people who I see use this. Usually the people who I see say "I could care less" seem to have an understanding of the english language no better than an elemtary schooler. When called out for using it, I have never seen the intelligent response you gave, but instead "I don't care. You know what meant", which suggests to me that they're just ignorant and not paying attention to the words they use.
    8. Re:Shock! by Eunuchswear · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Armor vs Armour it depends who gets to shoot first.

      At shorter ranges the M1A1's APFSDS zips right through the Challenger II, but the Challenger II can hit the Abrahams at longer ranges with its HESH, probably not killing the crew, but a mobility kill is good enough.

      Ok?

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    9. Re:Shock! by Kyle_Katarn-(ISF) · · Score: 1

      Armor = Defensive hardware. Armour = Brand of canned meat.

    10. Re:Shock! by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      But I can't agree with you on worrying about "very unique"...
      *Nothing* in the world is "the only one of its kind", everything can be categorized in some way or the other. So nothing is unique in a technical sense. Or, everything is unique, in at least a trivial way, no two things can be quite the same, even a quantum level duplicate would have to occupy a different place in space/time. So it makes logical and intuitive sense to speak of "degrees of unqiueness"..only pedantically does it fail.

      Another poster was talking about haiku here. I'm not a big fan of the form but I was hoping to get my metagripe posted on Tuesday Morning Quarter back, thus:

      So, all things are "things",
      but no two things quite the same;
      unique: a spectrum.

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    11. Re:Shock! by caluml · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The phrase "I could care less" is a sarcastic version of "I couldn't care less."

      As a Brit, (a nation with arguably some of the best sarcasm/irony in comedy), I would say that I don't find it sarcastic in the least. It just sounds absurd and stupid.
      So, if you're using it for sarcastic effect, don't bother.

    12. Re:Shock! by XMyth · · Score: 1

      Try and get someone who says "I could care less" to tell you if they mean that sarcastically or not. 99% of the time they say no.

    13. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I disagree. "I could care less" is almost always used in the sense of "I could not care less". Perhaps it could be used sarcastically but you're probably the only person who would do so intentionally. C'mon. People are careless.

    14. Re:Shock! by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The phrase "I could care less" is a sarcastic version of "I couldn't care less."

      Possibly. But the way I've usually heard Americans say it, they don't say it sarcastically so it sounds like they mean it. To work as sarcasm, the person would need to be rolling their eyes and speaking very sarcastically, which doesn't usually happen.

      the absurd dilution of "awesome."

      Yeah, I know. Extremely radical, dude.

    15. Re:Shock! by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have never seen the intelligent response you gave, but instead "I don't care. You know what meant"

      At this point, thrust your groin toward them vigourously several times, wave your hands about like a snake and make a donkey sound. Then say, "And you know full well what THAT meant."

    16. Re:Shock! by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      Why not worry about something else, like "very unique,"[...]

      "very unique" is logical and useful and understandable. Almost everything is unique in some way, but the reason for uniqueness is often trivial, or transitory, or uninteresting. Thus, qualifying "unique" to indicate the quality of the uniqueness is quite reasonable.

    17. Re:Shock! by stevey · · Score: 1
      To work as sarcasm, the person would need to be rolling their eyes and speaking very sarcastically, which doesn't usually happen.

      Sarcasm doesn't need rolling eyes, or a particular tone of voice; those are just clues for the slow ..

    18. Re:Shock! by 'nother+poster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actualy in large portions of the world

      Armour = Defensive hardware. Armor = nonsense word or misspelling.

    19. Re:Shock! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      [applause]

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    20. Re:Shock! by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Funny
      It's nice of you to assume that the people saying "could care less" are trying to be sarcastic, but the overwhelming evidence is that they are simply stupid and ignorant.

      I love the smell of blanket statements in the morning. Smells like....ignorance.

    21. Re:Shock! by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      The phrase "I could care less" is a sarcastic version of "I couldn't care less." They mean the same thing.
      I don't think a sarcastic version of something can mean the same as the thing itself, by definition.

      If I sarcastically say "oh well done" to a fielder who drops an easy catch, it means pretty much the opposite of saying "oh well done" if he had pulled off a brilliant one-handed catch.

      In fact, as others will point out, "I could care less" is just a lazy version of "I couldn't care less". It might seem a trivial complaint, and yes, there are a million more important things to worry about in the world, but a lot of people find it incredibly grating.

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    22. Re:Shock! by Pete · · Score: 1
      Certainly an interesting and likely valid usage that I hadn't thought of before. That probably is where "I could care less" instead of "couldn't" originated from.

      My (similar-ish) theory was that it was shorthand - ie. the phrase "I could care less" had the implied continuation "...but I don't." Thus resulting in a meaning roughly similar to "I couldn't care less."

      And I agree, the sort of people that say those things are unlikely to appreciate the finer points of language :).

    23. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod -1 "Tom Clancyesque military techno fetish"

    24. Re:Shock! by DarkSarin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The opposite of unique is what?

      Ubiquitous. Now it makes sense to say that something exists at a certain level of ubiquity--that is it exists in varying degrees of proliferation. For instance, I personally exist at almost zero ubiquity: there is only one of me, and therefore I am highly unique. In dealing with persons, this makes less sense, as every person may said to be unique.

      In dealing with traits, however, it makes much more sense. If you have 1000 people and one trait appears in 900, it may said to be very ubiquitous, and not very unique. If, however, it only exists in 3 people, it will be said that it is not very ubiquitous at all--or fairly unique. What if a trait only appears in 1 in every 1,000,000 people--that would be rather unique (although you would currently expect to find about 6,000 people in the world with the trait).

      Thus anyone who thinks that unique is a binary condition has made a rather simple logical mistake that should be corrected.

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    25. Re:Shock! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it is just lazy English. Just like how people say "ATM Machine" instead of just "ATM" or "irregardless".

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    26. Re:Shock! by Ana10g · · Score: 1

      Okay, going out on a limb here, because I couldn't care less (HA!).

      So, when I say "I couldn't care less," that means my caring is at an all time low. It can't get any lower. I care more about the dirt I'm standing on than the subject at hand.

      On the other hand, when I say "I could care less," I'm saying that, I don't care about the subject at hand, and for me to care any less than I do now would require effort. Effort, which, I'm really not willing to put forth. So, you can interpret both to mean the same thing. At least when I'm speaking.

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    27. Re:Shock! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is sarcasm:

      "His theory about how 'I could care less' is meant to be a play on 'I could not care less' is very insightful and likely correct"

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    28. Re:Shock! by Jimmy+King · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q= define%3Asarcasm&btnG=Search
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q= define%3Airony&btnG=Search
      Looks like it depends on exactly where you get your definition from. The majority of definitions define sarcasm as a type of verbal irony (which is why it does not work well in written word, it's verbal), many of which also specify saying the opposite of what you mean. To use your example, "The weather is far worse than Hurricane Katrina" would fall under sarcasm because the weather today is, in fact, not far worse than Hurricane Katrina. I did see at least one that defined sarcasm as exaggerating, though, rather than saying the opposite.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasticAc cording to the American Heritage Dictionary, which is the source used on dictionary.com/reference.com, they are synonyms and differ in subtlety.

    29. Re:Shock! by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "As a Brit, (a nation with arguably some of the best sarcasm/irony in comedy),..."

      Yes, some of the best sarcasm and irony in comedy, but when it comes to party-pooping, being a wet towel, and snootiness, nobody beats the British!

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      -- Pablo Picasso
    30. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean the commonly used "I could care less".

      While that sounds incorrect if taken literally, if you look at it as sarcasm it is correct. That's something that us Americans use a lot that non-Americans may not be used to hearing.

    31. Re:Shock! by Excelsior · · Score: 1

      As a Brit, (a nation with arguably some of the best sarcasm/irony in comedy)

      I, too, find it extremely ironic that you Brits find your sarcasm comedic.

    32. Re:Shock! by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sarchasm: This weather is far worse than Hurrican Katrina

      Actually, sarchasm is the gulf in understanding between someone who makes a sarcastic statement, and someone who doesn't get sarcasm.

      Sarcasm: "This weather is worse than Hurricane Katrina!"
      Sarchasm: "What are you talking about? Hurricane Katrina was a major disaster, this is only a heavy rainstorm."

    33. Re:Shock! by tundog · · Score: 1

      but instead "I don't care. You know what meant", which suggests to me that they're just ignorant and not paying attention to the words they use.


      No, actually, it indicates that they couldn't care less....

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    34. Re:Shock! by GnomeChompsky · · Score: 1

      OK. So the following is basically ripped off from Dr Stephen Pinker's The Language Instinct, but the essential difference between the two phrases, and the clue that "I could care less" is sarcastic is the prosody on each of the sentences. In "I couldn't care less," the stress looks like

      i COULDn't care LESS

      On the other hand, with "I could care less," the stress is more like

      i could CARE less

      This is actually fairly reliable. Listen carefully for it; whether or not people INTEND it sarcastically, the stress they use in "I could care less" makes it easier to INTERPRET as being sarcastic than sincere.

    35. Re:Shock! by mrogers · · Score: 5, Funny

      Both your examples demonstrate sarcasm, not irony. Irony is when the person responsible for the threading engine of a server-side scripting language resigns, and nobody can read his resignation letter because the server is overloaded.

    36. Re:Shock! by Lifewolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try and get someone who says "I could care less" to tell you if they mean that sarcastically or not.

      Did you really just use "try and" in this discussion, of all places? Please, please tell me doing so was an attempt at humor.
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    37. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP! That's exactly what irony is, the thousands of incorrect examples that are sure to fill this thread soon notwithstanding.

    38. Re:Shock! by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but I don't buy either explanation, both because of experience, and because it doesn't make sense.

      "I could care less" on the face of it is a sentence that underplays what it technically means. The logical phrase thing to say in its place is "I care completely", or something similar.

      Using it sarcastically or ironically would be equivalent to saying something like "He's in the middle of a field with a sheet, some butter, knives, forks, and plates, and some glasses of wine" rather than "One sandwich short of a picnic". One of these comments is direct, the other infers a meaning.

      There's too much indirection in the term "I could care less" being used in place of "I couldn't care less" for it to be used in any intentionally ironic or sarcastic way.

      (Plus, there's the very real fact that it sounds very similar to "I couldn't care less" as listened to and repeated without any thought about the words used. "I couldn't care less" is a common set of words, and frequently sentence fragments that are frequently repeated seem to be reworded as time goes by using words that no longer make any sense but sound similar. "Should of" instead of "Should have" would be one example, "for all intensive purposes" being another.

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    39. Re:Shock! by josefek · · Score: 1

      wave your hands about like a snake

      Ummm...

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    40. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Actualy in large portions of the world

      >Armour = Defensive hardware. Armor = nonsense word or misspelling.

      You mean in all those nations that were bitch slapped by the British Empire, right? It's too bad they weren't able to shake off those shackles a hundred years earlier. May God bless the French for supporting the American revolution.

    41. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome!

    42. Re:Shock! by andphi · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I don't speak Simlish http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simlish

    43. Re:Shock! by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      As a Brit, (a nation with arguably some of the best sarcasm/irony in comedy), I would say that I don't find it sarcastic in the least. It just sounds absurd and stupid.

      Nothing quite as funny as a man in a dress though, eh? Ripping good fun that is. :-)

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      - Charles Darwin
    44. Re:Shock! by beemishboy · · Score: 1

      Unlike those who learned how to say schedule (shedule) in school (shool) and who put an 'r' sound at the end of words like idea (idear?). :-) Sorry just had to fan the flames...

    45. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I offered my experience and said that it suggested a particular conclusion. Perhaps if there were some people, or even one person that I'd seen using that phrase sarcastically, then it might make sense to reach a different conclusion. But 100% of the time no sarcasm is in use, so I stand by my statement: "the overwhelming evidence is that they are simply stupid and ignorant".

    46. Re:Shock! by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      May God bless the French for supporting the American revolution.

      Which the French monarchy did from their love of freedom and democracy. Right. They did it because they hated the British. The French had their own empires. They actually continued their colonial endevors even later than the British.

    47. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I appreciate what you're trying to do here, but you fucked it up:

      A statement cannot infer a meaning. A statement can imply a meaning. A person infers a meaning, possibly because a statement implies it.

      I now return you to your regularly scheduled pedantry.

    48. Re:Shock! by CelloJake · · Score: 1

      However it is possible to be both incredibly unique and ubiquitous at the same time. A famous movies star is likely to be very unique (no one else like her), yet with her face on posters and screens all over the world, she is also ubiquitous (omnipresent).

      So these words can be used as opposites in certain contexts, but in others they do not contradict. A better general antonym for "unique" would probably be "ordinary".

    49. Re:Shock! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I have a hard time believing that this is what is intended by the majority (or even a large but minority percentage) of people who I see use this.

      I don't. The more interesting form of this expression is "I could give a shit", the meaning of that little gem being plain even to grammar nazis with their panties bunched too tight. It's obvious that the statement itself is dripping with sarcasm. The phrase "I could care less" is just "I could give a shit" translated to something a bit more socially acceptable, at least to the folks who get themselves in a tizzy over 'foul' language.

      Max

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    50. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the smell of blanket statements in the morning. Smells like....ignorance.

      I was going to say it smells like some moron with inferiority issues taking it out on the net, but that scent is so close to ignorance that I can rarely tell the difference.

    51. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coincidentally.. today's Dilbert also doubles as a US-English detector.

      "Alice, I've received some complaints that you have been bonking the heads of marketing people on tables"

      If that's X-rated to you.. then you're probably not American ;)

    52. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Made me smile

    53. Re:Shock! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I think you're the winner of the "Owner of the best BS detector" award. Congrats. I believe that there's only a single dictionary that agrees (only slightly) with my definitions, but for sure all the others don't agree at all.

      I enjoy trying to bullshit people who watch the movie Roxanne with Steve Martin. In that movie, Steve's character says something like "I was being ironic" and always get a good laugh out of trying to convince people that being ironic is totally different than being sarchastic, even though his statement was obviously both ironic and sarchastic by definition. It doesn't take much to make normally civil people fight over word usage.

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    54. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you've successfully managed to deplete the remaining humo(u)r from the joke.

    55. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Armor vs Armour it depends who gets to shoot first.

      Han shoots first.

    56. Re:Shock! by XMyth · · Score: 1

      Haha......yea...what you said. :)

    57. Re:Shock! by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      Usually the people who I see say "I could care less" seem to have an understanding of the english language no better than an elemtary schooler. When called out for using it, I have never seen the intelligent response you gave, but instead "I don't care. You know what meant", which suggests to me that they're just ignorant and not paying attention to the words they use.

      There are two major problems with your conclusion. They are:

      1. If I explain something to you, and you - instead of answering to whatever I said - start making corrections to my grammar, it suggests to me that you have no good answer to whatever I just said. After all, if you did, then why not say it ? And since you are being pedantic instead of just admitting you don't have an answer further declines my opinion of you.
      2. Who are you to claim that a certain usage of words and expressions is correct and another is not ? Who defines what is correct english and by what authority do they define this ? No matter how much it galls certain obsessive-compulsive control freaks, natural language is not computer language and does not need to conform to any specific formula, as long as it is easy to undertand by the target(s) of the communication.

      Because of these two problems, your judgement of these people as ignorant is false. You, on the other hand, are likely to come across as an arrogant asshole to them. They are showing rather great self-control in replying somewhat politely instead of answering as I would: "Up yours".

      Stop trying to make people conform to your or your favorite authority figure of choices definition of "correct" words and instead concentrate on the message the words carry.

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    58. Re:Shock! by radtea · · Score: 1

      Thus anyone who thinks that unique is a binary condition has made a rather simple logical mistake that should be corrected.

      The meaning of words is determined by conventional usage (which changes over time), not logic.

      Etymologically, "unique" comes from the Latin "unus" meaning "one". It was originally intended to mean "something there is exactly one of" and up until recently has been used fairly consistently to mean just that. "Very unique" and "somewhat unique" would on this usage have to be interpreted literally as "very exactly one of" and "somewhat exactly one of", both of which rather grate on the mind.

      The promiscuous use of inappropriate modifiers is one of the more delightful features of English, however, and the above usage is becoming more common. I don't use it because I'm an old fossil, and I point out the oddity to people who do, but I would never say it was a logical mistake. More like an artistic one.

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    59. Re:Shock! by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Thanks. It's been a treet.

    60. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or my favorite: "Nucular" instead of "Nuclear". I've heard countless government officials butcher this word.

    61. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, some of the best sarcasm and irony in comedy, but when it comes to party-pooping, being a wet towel, and snootiness, nobody beats the British!

      You're being sarcastic, aren't you?

    62. Re:Shock! by dffuller · · Score: 1

      How can you call "irregardless" lazy? It's two more letters to type; plus two more characters if the quotes are included.

    63. Re:Shock! by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I believe that "I could care less" is actually derived from "Like I could care less", which is to say "You act like I care, which would mean I could care less. And I couldn't". And, prior to the loss of the initial "Like", this version of the saying is still synonymous to the common "I couldn't care less".

    64. Re:Shock! by Pinkybum · · Score: 1

      In England the phrase "could not care a less" is quite popular

    65. Re:Shock! by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      lmao. Well done. Wish I had mod points. Thank FSM for smart asses...

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    66. Re:Shock! by Jimmy+King · · Score: 1
      There are two major problems with your conclusion. They are:

            1. If I explain something to you, and you - instead of answering to whatever I said - start making corrections to my grammar, it suggests to me that you have no good answer to whatever I just said. After all, if you did, then why not say it ? And since you are being pedantic instead of just admitting you don't have an answer further declines my opinion of you.
            2. Who are you to claim that a certain usage of words and expressions is correct and another is not ? Who defines what is correct english and by what authority do they define this ? No matter how much it galls certain obsessive-compulsive control freaks, natural language is not computer language and does not need to conform to any specific formula, as long as it is easy to undertand by the target(s) of the communication.

      Because of these two problems, your judgement of these people as ignorant is false. You, on the other hand, are likely to come across as an arrogant asshole to them. They are showing rather great self-control in replying somewhat politely instead of answering as I would: "Up yours".

      Stop trying to make people conform to your or your favorite authority figure of choices definition of "correct" words and instead concentrate on the message the words carry.

      Right.

      Let's take these one at a time.

      1) I never said I've called people out on it. It's not worth my time, because I know they don't give a shit already. I do see it done quite regularly, though. Also, how do you know if what they said was deserving of a proper answer instead or not? Perhaps the grammar correction was included with a proper answer, so as to help educate someone, allowing them to appear more intelligent due to using proper grammar. You're making quite a few assumptions here about these situations.

      2) Languages have rules. All of them, even English, as crazy as the rules might be at times. Language does need to comform to a formula, otherwise you can't communicate. If there were no rules to language, I could say anything I want, such as "bleeble snatch, wouldn't poop? wood." This "sentence" makes no sense to you because it doesn't adhere to any of the rules of the English language. To go back to the original example, "I could care less" means you are capable of caring less, which means you care at least some tiny bit about it. What people are usually intending to say is "I couldn't care less." Couldn't being a contraction of the words could and not, in other words, they have absolutely no care for something. It means two different things. To use another example that I've seen before which I particularly enjoy, while this is more about writing than actual word useage, a comma is the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off his horse". There is a rule to the language and not following that rules gives a completely different meaning. Obviously, as far as "I could care less" there is the suggested sarcastic delivery, which is possible, but anyone who wants to use sarcasm in written communications does so at their own risk. The primary clue that something is delivered as sarcasm is a verbal queue in the tone of their voice. We cannot hear this in writing and so people likely may think you just said something stupid rather than sarcastic.
    67. Re:Shock! by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      The phrase "I could care less" is a sarcastic version of "I couldn't care less."

      No it's not, it's a lazy misunderstanding of the double negative meaning of 'I couldn't care less'. The former suggests the exact opposite of the latter, making the utterer sound like an utter ignoramus. Except of course, to the vast majority of other utter ignoramuses who also don't know any better...

      People to whom English is a second language are excluded from this rant, even though they probably understand this better than most of the aforementioned.

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    68. Re:Shock! by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      I offered my experience and said that it suggested a particular conclusion. Perhaps if there were some people, or even one person that I'd seen using that phrase sarcastically, then it might make sense to reach a different conclusion. But 100% of the time no sarcasm is in use, so I stand by my statement: "the overwhelming evidence is that they are simply stupid and ignorant".

      So you're on the record as saying that almost everyone who's incorrectly used the prase in question is stupid and ignorant? Because while that wouldn't make you stupid, it would certainly qualify as ignorance. Many people who speak/write with incorrect spelling, grammar, or logically incorrect idioms aren't stupid. I could offer you a number of examples but I expect the point would be lost.

    69. Re:Shock! by jd · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm in British comedy is about as useful in comedy as sticking a pencil up your nose and saying "Wibble". For example, Sir Humphrey Applebey wouldn't be caught dead being sarcastic - unless there was an excellent chance of manipulating Jim Hacker as a result. That leaves Tim Brooke-Taylor, Bill Oddie and Graeme Garden, but they're a real bunch of goodies. Oh, I forgot Kenny Everett, but then it's definitely a rap.

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    70. Re:Shock! by makeajazznoisehere · · Score: 1

      "I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse" That could also mean that you helped your uncle kill his horse. I think you forgot a verb somewhere, but I could care less, really.

    71. Re:Shock! by Jimmy+King · · Score: 1

      Good point, that should be "off of his horse", technically. In either case there's a big difference, though ;)

    72. Re:Shock! by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Ignorance doesn't carry the hint of sexual desperation and the undercurrent of basement mold.

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    73. Re:Shock! by volkris · · Score: 1

      I hope you're being ironic... because that wasn't at all what irony was. Your comment, on the other hand...

    74. Re:Shock! by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

      Only on slashdot could a post suggesting the use of groin thrusting combined with donkey sounds be moderated "+4, Interesting."

    75. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "And you know full well what THAT meant."

      Well, of course we do! Who could mistake the North American idiot's mating ritual for anything else? :-)

    76. Re:Shock! by Trixter · · Score: 1

      How do you use that phrase INcorrectly?

    77. Re:Shock! by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      If only all those nations had had better Armour... er... armo-- more fuckin' armaments!

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    78. Re:Shock! by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      "Irony is like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron."

      -- Baldric

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    79. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're on the record as saying that almost everyone who's incorrectly used the prase in question is stupid and ignorant?

      They qualify as stupid because the phrase makes no sense when they screw it up.

      They qualify as ignorant because people say it the right way all the time and they haven't noticed.

      Because while that wouldn't make you stupid, it would certainly qualify as ignorance. Many people who speak/write with incorrect spelling, grammar, or logically incorrect idioms aren't stupid.

      That's a matter of debate. You can be smart in some respects and stupid in others. I assume you have examples of people smart in a narrowly-defined focus (e.g. a particular science) that you don't consider to be stupid. I consider people like that to be stupid in general, but smart in a narrowly-defined way, in the same way an autistic child might be unable to speak but have a near eidetic memory. The existence of such people does nothing to contradict my opinion that people getting basic communication wrong.

    80. Re:Shock! by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > Sorry, but until we solve the "armor" vs. "armour" conflict, I'm not listening to ANYONE here.

      Why do you Brits insist on using French spellings?

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    81. Re:Shock! by nuzak · · Score: 1

      That begs the question, how rediculous is it to pick on loosers for their speach patterns on slashdot? I could care less.

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    82. Re:Shock! by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      Because their language's daddy was French.

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    83. Re:Shock! by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      At a faculty meeting last year, an opponent of a new policy of the administration read off a litany of complaints about it, one of which was that it was "highly unprecedented."

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    84. Re:Shock! by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 1

      How is inserting extra words and syllables lazy???

      Oh no!! I've been sucked into posting to a grammar thread! Just kill me now!

    85. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well obviously it depends on what colour it is.

    86. Re:Shock! by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 1

      "I couldn't care less" is so '90s. These days, all the cool kids say, "I could care less, but the extra effort isn't worth it."

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    87. Re:Shock! by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      They qualify as stupid because the phrase makes no sense when they screw it up

      Wow, you really are an arrogant jackass. I'll assume you never make any mistakes?

      That's a matter of debate. You can be smart in some respects and stupid in others. I assume you have examples of people smart in a narrowly-defined focus (e.g. a particular science) that you don't consider to be stupid. I consider people like that to be stupid in general, but smart in a narrowly-defined way, in the same way an autistic child might be unable to speak but have a near eidetic memory. The existence of such people does nothing to contradict my opinion that people getting basic communication wrong.

      That theory isn't backed up by psychological research at all. I know a lot of people, for instance, who are very smart - in MANY ways - but can't spell. They are not stupid. Why don't you find a psychologist and tell him your "theory" that anyone who uses an idiom incorrectly is either stupid, or at best, a savant? God, that's a joke. Take psych 101 at least, preferably abnormal psych. You're so far off, on something so obvious, that by your own logic you'd have to be, well, stupid and ignorant.

      If I were to perform some armchair psychology, I'd question why you're so incredibly insecure that spelling/grammar/idiomatic pedantry - which requires no intelligence or creativity - gives you such a hard-on. Is it because you really aren't that intelligent?

    88. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THAT is the funniest danmned thing I've read in months.

      I think I need to pick my Calvin and Hobbes books off the shelf again....

    89. Re:Shock! by NevDull · · Score: 1

      At least they always know where their towels are, wet or not...

    90. Re:Shock! by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I think the Brits have the right to do whatever the hell they want. It's their language after all! Sometimes I hear analogous bullshit from Brazilians (I'm Portuguese).

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    91. Re:Shock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll assume you never make any mistakes?

      But it's not a mistake when they do it! They intend to say it that way. These aren't typos we're talking about.

      That theory isn't backed up by psychological research at all.

      Care to cite a few papers I can read that disagree?

      I know a lot of people, for instance, who are very smart - in MANY ways - but can't spell. They are not stupid.

      I was imprecise. When I said "I consider those people..." I was referring to the people getting common phrases totally wrong. I wasn't referring to people who spell things wrong, I know that there's particular types of congenital defect and brain damage that cause that specific problem. But that doesn't affect their ability to spot when they are saying something that makes no sense.

      If I were to perform some armchair psychology, I'd question why you're so incredibly insecure that spelling/grammar/idiomatic pedantry - which requires no intelligence or creativity - gives you such a hard-on. Is it because you really aren't that intelligent?

      And if I were to perform some armchair psychology, I'd reach the conclusion that you don't actually have any reasoning to back that conclusion up, and are simply using it as an excuse to insult me because you are offended. Perhaps because you are one of the people I have described as stupid?

    92. Re:Shock! by univgeek · · Score: 1

      unique:
            1. Being the only one of its kind: the unique existing example of Donne's handwriting.
            2. Without an equal or equivalent; unparalleled.
            3. a) Characteristic of a particular category, condition, or locality: a problem unique to coastal areas.
                  b) Informal. Unusual; extraordinary: spoke with a unique accent.

      ubiquitous:
      Being or seeming to be everywhere at the same time; omnipresent: "plodded through the shadows fruitlessly like an ubiquitous spook" (Joseph Heller).

      Care to show some evidence that "degrees of uniqueness" is a generally accepted formulation? As someone else has pointed out, you seem to be confusing 'rare' with unique.

      And the argument that since ubiquitous is the opposite and "degrees of ubiquity" exist, therefore "degrees of uniqueness" exist is incorrect.

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    93. Re:Shock! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      Good point, that should be "off of his horse", technically.

      No. "off his horse" is correct. It's a prepositional phrase.

    94. Re:Shock! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      So it makes logical and intuitive sense to speak of "degrees of unqiueness"

      There can be all the degrees you like leading up to uniqueness, but once you get there you can't go further. On the other hand, if I follow your logic correctly, then it seems "very unique" would mean "almost one of a kind," which to me is too absurd to consider.

    95. Re:Shock! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      If I sarcastically say "oh well done" to a fielder who drops an easy catch, it means pretty much the opposite of saying "oh well done" if he had pulled off a brilliant one-handed catch.

      Your example doesn't follow. Unlike "couldn't care less" and "could care less," you're using the exact same phrase. Change it to a sarcastic "oh well done" and a straight-forward "Not well done," and it follows.

      Also I don't dispute that many people saying "I could care less" don't appreciate what they are saying. But all phrases, expressions, and metaphors, given enough time and use, lose the original "flavor" and come to directly mean what they originally meant in only a "clever" sort of way. English is stuffed to the gills with them (heh.)

      I personally have never said "I could care less," but it doesn't bug me when someone else does. There are many phrases that do, but that's not one of them. You may be right about laziness, as "I could care less" is bit easier to say, and that definitely has a long-term affect on language.

    96. Re:Shock! by kisrael · · Score: 1

      then it seems "very unique" would mean "almost one of a kind," which to me is too absurd to consider.

      You need to consider it.

      NOTHING is "one of a kind", even if its kind is "things that would otherwise be one of a kind, if it weren't for this darn group".

      The only way you can use "unique" in its true sense is with many qualifications, say what group its unique in. And if it's in a group, than it can't be truly unique anyway...

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    97. Re:Shock! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      There is a perfectly good word for the way you're using unique - "Rare." Why would you pervert the meaning of a different word when you already have what you need?

    98. Re:Shock! by kisrael · · Score: 1

      because "unique" has nuances that "rare" doesn't, and the "true" meaning of unique is meaningless.

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    99. Re:Shock! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Irony is when a song about irony doesn't have a single example of irony in it.

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    100. Re:Shock! by IDontLinkMondays · · Score: 1

      As an American Ex-pat that through osmosis is finally beginning to find British comedy almost less than repulsive (with the rare exceptions such as Cleese), I'd like to point out that both Americans and Brits have refined the arts of sarcasm and comedy. The primary difference is the application. British irony and sarcasm is applied almost strictly in the sense of satire where American comedy does not specifically require the irony or sarcasm to be directed harmfully at an individual.

      This is where John Cleese and the Python crew differ a great deal from the typical British form of comedy. Somehow they manage to remain true to their British heritage, though they adopt the less harmful approach to sarcasm than the typical British satire.

      I've watched far too many BBC productions in the 8 years since I've left the states and what has always disappointed me regarding British humor is that it was painfully obvious and predictable. In American comedy, it's good enough in a black and white film for a man to fall off a ladder while painting his house. As a bonus, the paint can may land covering his head. British comedy insists on dragging the skit out by first, delaying the laugh track (a cornerstone of british comedy) and waiting for an older couple to walk by and then make a satirical remark regarding the fact that the man has paint on his shirt. At which point, the laugh track is played meaning that the joke was in fact the older couple pointing out the obvious in a predictable manor as opposed to the man falling from the ladder, sitting relatively stunned, then looking up to see the paint can land on his head in slow motion.

      The Cleese approach to this scenario would have been to simple cross his arms and make a sarcastic facial expression in the style of Oliver Hardy (see Imdb if you have to ask) towards to painter as if to say "What a bone head" for example.

      Personally I've always prefered a mild combination of the two styles of irony and sarcasm. This is what Cleese presents.

      I find it somewhat ironic that we have consumed as much time as we have on a topic as mundane as this. I of course mean this sarcasticly. Sadly I lack the ability to apply satire since I find it mundane as well.

  9. Pity by LarsWestergren · · Score: 5, Informative

    Harsh words, sounds like there is some personal conflict involved. Or maybe he just got tired and wanted to move on to something different. Best wishes to all involved anyways.

    Unfortunate for the Zend team, but I'm sure it won't be the death of PHP. There are many other developers, and you can still run PHP sites with other engines, for instance, the Quercus engine in Cauchos Resin I'm sure there are similar modules available in the mono/.Net world and others.

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  10. Re:Threads?.. bah! Nah. by bas.westerbaan · · Score: 1

    It's nice to be able to do something more efficient than flock. Yeah, shared semaphores are kind of threading stuff too.

  11. Jani Taskinen who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jani "sniper" Taskinen
    Jani worked on the PHP core and the Zend Engine.

    Jani has contributed to php.net in the following ways over the last 12 months:
            * as a lead developer for Zend Engine II
            * as a lead developer for TSRM (Thread Safety Resource Management)
            * by testing and maintaining the build for the PHP core
            * by writing/maintaining tests for the standard functions in the PHP core
            * as a lead developer for gd, a core extension
            * by working as a developer on imap, a core extension
            * by working as a developer on session, a core extension
            * by working as a developer on sockets, a core extension
            * by providing occasional fixes for the testsuite distributed with PHP
            * by applying maintenance fixes to the underlying libraries in bcmath, pcre and xmlrpc
            * by providing tests and occasional fixes for xml
            * by providing occasional fixes for apache2filter, apache2handler, apache_hooks, cgi, cli, dba, dom, iconv, informix, isapi, ldap, mcrypt, mcve, mime_magic, msql, mssql, mysqli, mysql, ncurses, oci8, odbc, openssl, oracle, pgsql, recode, snmp, soap, sqlite, sybase, tidy and tokenizer
            * by writing/maintaining tests for mbstring, mhash, pcntl, pspell, shmop and wddx
            * by working as a developer on bugs.php.net

    1. Re:Jani Taskinen who? by kawika · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow, quite a resume there. He will be difficult to replace. For that matter, he will be difficult to ereg_replace, eregi_replace, mb_ereg_replace, mb_eregi_replace, preg_replace, str_replace, or str_ireplace.

    2. Re:Jani Taskinen who? by creepynut · · Score: 1

      Not true!

      $str_replace('Jani Taskinen','My name','teh intarweb')

    3. Re:Jani Taskinen who? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but from what I've heard they're just gonna put him into an array and strtr him.

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    4. Re:Jani Taskinen who? by captainclever · · Score: 1

      this is hilarious. Funny++ if i had mod points :)

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  12. Emotions picked up from reading the email by GDI+Lord · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Just from reading that it seems like it might have been a difficult, possibly even painful, decision to make, but now that it's made I think he might be feeling relief about getting out of the project. He might even be feeling like a huge weight has been taken off his shoulders. I don't think he'll rejoin the project any time soon.

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    1. Re:Emotions picked up from reading the email by rawyin · · Score: 1

      You sure?

      I bet he got a girlfriend. Guys do stupid things when they get a girlfriend. (I know this is news to most of slashdot. Maybe this should get its own thread.) ;-)

  13. No back tracking by Monkeys!!! · · Score: 0, Troll

    That sound he hears behind him is a bridge been thoroughly burnt to a crisp.

    1. Re:No back tracking by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Why? Did he sabotage the project or screw anyone?

      He just walked away and as a volunteer, he has that right. Given his intricate knowledge of the codebase, I'm sure they'd take him back in a heartbeat later down the road.

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    2. Re:No back tracking by HairyCanary · · Score: 1

      "I could not care less" is a very good attempt at burning the bridge behind him.

    3. Re:No back tracking by ergo98 · · Score: 1
      "I could not care less" is a very good attempt at burning the bridge behind him.

      That isn't even remotely close to bridge burning. Bridge burning would be to exit with some destructive SCM changes, maybe an airing of dirty laundry, and so on. In this case it just sounds like someone was angry about someone or something, or a combination thereof, and they'd had enough. People recover from that sort of exit regularly, often stronger from it.
    4. Re:No back tracking by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Groups of people are prone to drama. People eventually become asshats in numbers, especially with a veil of relative anonymity that the interwebs provide.

      He didn't air the dirty laundry. He doesn't want to explain what drove him away. I say he is a better person for not dignifying it. He made his contributions and I hope he finds another project to give back on in the future, if that is his wish.

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  14. Good riddance... although a sad one! by jkrise · · Score: 1, Insightful

    With an attitude like this, the fact that this chap's leaving, is actually a good news for the future of PHP. No open source project can afford devleopers with such bloated egos. And especially at the top, it's better to have less hot-headed souls, talking in a decent, humane manner.

    I could not care less. Take care. Please do not reply to this email. --Jani
              p.s. Delete my CVS account. I have no use for it anymore.


    Sometimes I wonder when Linus uses phrases like 'Kicks Ass' 'Couldn't care less' etc., (I refer to his fruity prose in the debate on microkernels) whether he's really suited to his job. Projects like Linux and PHP have a very high reputation, it is unbecoming of bigwigs to talk and act like Ballsmers.

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    1. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by DigitalGodBoy · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wonder when Linus uses phrases like 'Kicks Ass' 'Couldn't care less' etc., (I refer to his fruity prose in the debate on microkernels) whether he's really suited to his job. Projects like Linux and PHP have a very high reputation, it is unbecoming of bigwigs to talk and act like Ballsmers.

      99% of the CEO / CIO / Ballmer-esque level people I've electronically communicated with has had grammar just as bad in un-spun, non-PR whitewashed exchanges. It's not just open source.

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    2. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      There are Linux advocates at companies like HP, Sun, Google, IBM, etc. Let them do their jobs, and let Linus code. Don't expect the coders to be PR whores.

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    3. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by MrBoombasticfantasti · · Score: 1
      Sometimes I wonder when Linus uses phrases like 'Kicks Ass' 'Couldn't care less' etc., (I refer to his fruity prose in the debate on microkernels) whether he's really suited to his job.


      So why don't you start your own kernel from scratch and try to build up a community of developers? Not that I personally like Linus (he's a little to slick) but he did get 'his' project to the forefront of development. At least give hem credit for that.

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    4. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by ettlz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sometimes I wonder when Linus uses phrases like 'Kicks Ass' 'Couldn't care less' etc.
      Come, now. Linus himself admits to being a "bastard". And what does that make De Raadt?! Let's not get bogged down with cults of personality here. On the whole, they do a good job. Long may they reign.
    5. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Scarblac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they deliver the code and can keep the project together with their style, then can act how they want. Linus, RMS, Theo de Raadt - they have their quirks (Linus much less than the others), but the code speaks for itself.

      Since you're going as far as to question Linus suitability for his job (architecting his hobby project that conquered the world) - where's your wildly succesful open source project?

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    6. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by jkrise · · Score: 3, Informative

      where's your wildly succesful open source project?

      Huh... I made Linux-jkrise.. I once recompiled the kernel to fix some USB CDMA modem issue - does that count?

      If they deliver the code and can keep the project together with their style, then can act how they want.

      Actually, just a coupla' days back, I remember reading this stuff about a PHP book.
      "This book, written by my colleague, Andi Gutmans, and two very prominent PHP developers, Stig Bakken and Derick Rethans, holds the key to unlocking the riches of PHP 5. It thoroughly covers all of the features of this new version, and is a must have for all PHP developers interested in exploring PHP 5's advanced features"

      Zeev Suraski, Co-Designer of PHP 5 and Co-Creator of the Zend Engine


      Looks like there's more than one creator of the Zend Engine... not just Jani. And that's the reason why I think inflated egos are bad in Open Source development teams.

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    7. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Mjlner · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "With an attitude like this, the fact that this chap's leaving, is actually a good news for the future of PHP. No open source project can afford devleopers with such bloated egos. And especially at the top, it's better to have less hot-headed souls, talking in a decent, humane manner."

      Bah! You're reading too much into his words. As I see it, what he's trying to say is that the reasons to him leaving are personal, but obvious for some poeple involved. Also, he does not want to start pointing fingers and does not feel he owes anybody an explanation. Perhaps you see this as behaving like a primadonna, but hardly hot-headed behaviour. He doesn't insult anybody in his post, although he obviously wants to and he refrains from whining about whatever he's unhappy about.

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    8. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Maybe just nerds are more inept at understanding emotions from text than other people? Based on the summary and many of the comments to this story, I would say so. (not that I didn't know it before)

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    9. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by tka · · Score: 1

      "linux-jkrise" search returned nothing and recompiling kernel isn't rocked science. That ain't wildy successfull open source project that needs to be lead somehow. And because there are more creators than one, you think Jani is not suitable for the task? wtf?

    10. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    11. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by jkrise · · Score: 1

      He doesn't insult anybody in his post, although he obviously wants to and he refrains from whining about whatever he's unhappy about...

      Exactly! I read the bit a coupla' times and the intensity of bitterness was obvious. With over 6 years at the top of a poster-child open-source project, what more could he want to achieve a financially rewarding career?

      It's obvious he's been a part of a team, and it's also obvious something went wrong with the team. Looks like he didn't get his way / ideas implemented. Let's look at the biggr picture though, that of PHP, the project. Should it's success depend on a single person's views? There's other developers and even creators of the Zend engine.. so they should be able to steer things forward.

      Now, I personally feel the recent Linux kernels are less secure (modular, dynamic libraries), and do not support legacy hardware... I feel this could be bcos of the directions / decisions at the top. I think a more balanced project-head would deliver better results for the community.

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    12. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by CRiMSON · · Score: 1

      Obviously an idiot who's living in his own little dream world. Where everyone loves and gives hugs to everyone else!

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    13. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by smash · · Score: 1
      Development needs an outgoing personality.

      Someone who goes with the status quo, is content to remain anonymous, accepts things "just because" without having their own opinion is not someone who is going to be a driving force behind new, unexplored ideas.

      Just as the world needs "stable" people to deal with the daily grind, we also need the slightly wacko to take things forward.

      I'm sure the first person who had the idea of landing on the moon was initially thought of as an idiot was well...

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    14. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you're going as far as to question Linus suitability for his job (architecting his hobby project that conquered the world)
       
      Conquered the world? Once again, I'm going to point out that Linux supporters are living in a fantasy land. No wonder you guys can't make headway in the desktop arena with this type of "insight" into the popular computing sector and it's this type of attitude that makes rational thinking people scoff at your OS. It's not as much the OS as the self-proclaimed prophets of Linux that are the joke.

    15. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Bogtha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With an attitude like this, the fact that this chap's leaving, is actually a good news for the future of PHP. No open source project can afford devleopers with such bloated egos. And especially at the top, it's better to have less hot-headed souls, talking in a decent, humane manner.

      Okay, you've accused him of:

      • having a bad attitude,
      • having a bloated ego,
      • being hot-headed and
      • acting in an inhuman manner

      All this from simply quitting and not wishing to be associated with a project any more? He didn't accuse anybody of anything, he didn't rant and rave, he said he was leaving and wasn't coming back. How is that anything like the attitude you describe?

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    16. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by smash · · Score: 2, Informative
      Might I just say that without a leader who is a bit of a "bastard" on a decent sized open-source project, all the hard decisions will end up being made by committee... long after code could otherwise have been written and tested and perhaps changed direction.

      Sometimes Linus is wrong (yes, it's true) sometimes he is right. Regardless though, he makes decisions and gets shit done. If those decisions turn out to be wrong, they can be corrected later if need be.

      Classic example is the Bitkeeper debacle. Linus went with bitkeeper, because it was suitable at the time. People bitched and moaned about how he could be held to ransom by the company making it. In the end, the shit *did* hit the fan, and so Linus put out Git in a matter of weeks.

      If he hadn't just made the decision and instead asked what every other kernel developer thought he should do, we'd still be waiting for a choice to be made...

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    17. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by jkrise · · Score: 1

      Looks like I've made a BIG BIG mistake.... would love for Slashdot to have a Delete Post option... Just read a post a little below, about how Zend being an Israeli firm might've prompted his decision. An IRC transcript containing 'Sniper's' pots...

      My sympathies with Jani. He's taken a stand, and a courageous one at that. My apologies for the haste.

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    18. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Dhalka226 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since you're going as far as to question Linus suitability for his job (architecting his hobby project that conquered the world) - where's your wildly succesful open source project?

      One needs a wildly successful open source project to criticize somebody's leadership of some other wildly successful open source project?

      I suppose that one would also need to be the leader of a country with population of 300 million to criticize the job performance of the US president. Or perhaps be a highly respected engineer with specialty in safety to know that the Ford Pintos bursting into flame at the slightest provocation a couple decades ago wasn't a good thing.

      Please.

    19. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Well, it's simply that I believe Linus has pretty much proven that his project leadership works for Linux. You don't have to agree with everything he does, of course anybody can criticize him on details or specific issues... but to say he isn't suited for the job, you're going to have to have some serious authority on the subject before that can be taken seriously.

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    20. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by xoboots · · Score: 1

      What are your qualifications to be able to judge competency and correlate it with attitude? I should also say that this is only percieved attitude -- you obviously don't know Jani nor Linus.

    21. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're going to have to have some serious authority on the subject before that can be taken seriously.
       
      You're new here, ain't ya?
       
      Most of the active slashdot population doesn't even have a real fundamental understand of most of the subjects they feel free to comment on. It seems that people around here feel that if they did well in a high school physics course that they suddenly can find a flaw in the plans of a dozen seasoned engineers or that since they know how to do "hello world" in Java that they have the insight and skills needed to be a software project manager.
       
      If we were really honest with ourselves and holding our tongues in matters that we know woefully little about Slashdot would get about a dozen comments posted each day.
       
      Need more proof of this? Check out the blackhole discussion. It's fantastic to see people who actually have studied the subject and related matter being honest and saying they're not really sure what to think while the armchair physicists are just throwing out the first random thought that goes through their heads with authority.
       
      From where I sit most of the crap that gets modded as Troll around here is just as insightful about any subject matter as the guy who thinks that he really can become an expert on a subject by watching a hour program on the Discovery Channel*.
       
      * Yes, BTW, I am fairly pissed that the Discovery Channel is proclaiming that you can be an expert in the concepts of global warming by watching a single program of theirs. No wonder the public has a hard time understanding why science hasn't solved the problems of humanity yet.

    22. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I wonder when Linus uses phrases like 'Kicks Ass' 'Couldn't care less' etc., (I refer to his fruity prose in the debate on microkernels) whether he's really suited to his job. Projects like Linux and PHP have a very high reputation, it is unbecoming of bigwigs to talk and act like Ballsmers.

      On the contrary, it is they who have the right to bitch out if they have to put up with shit. They are the ones investing real time, passion and producing real results. Those who are not in the position to whine (and throw chairs) are the likes of Ballmer. What do we get from him again? Sometimes, you just have to put your foot down, hard, to keep things on track. Think Theo de Raadt. Proprietary? No one comes close to Steve Jobs.

    23. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by tka · · Score: 1

      You know lot about people. From one comment!

    24. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Excelsior · · Score: 1



      The open source landscape is riddled with very good projects led by very eccentric people with poor social graces. Certainly not the majority, but there is definitely all types of people contributing to the F/OSS landscape. Spend some time talking to some of them in IRC, and you'll quickly have to develop a thick skin or run away from your computer screaming.

    25. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      I am retarded: here I go again replying to an AC. You are basically right. Though this thread is interesting once you get past the grammar nazis having fun about the proper use of "could not care less" you have some people saying that it is good for an ego freak like Jani to quit PHP core development. I say it's sad, for any open source team, to lose a core member for some reason that could probably have been avoided by clear heads. But that's why Open Source works to begin with. People feel fanatical enough about something to give their time freely, and if they decide it's just not working out they leave. That's just how it is going to work; but in the meantime you have morons on /. saying good riddance when in fact they were probably the disgruntled users/co-devs that made his job hard. oh well.

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    26. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it all wrong.

      How can you presume what has been going on between the php devs?

      I'm sure most people (the ones who matter) can understand why.
      If someone doesn't, I could not care less. Take care.


      That sums it up. The guy had his reasons, which don't matter to us. He was a little harsh, and that has nothing to do with ego.

      Just my .2 cents.

    27. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by orty78 · · Score: 1

      No, but being in their shoes helps. It's always easiest to be critical of those we can observe from a safe vantage point.

    28. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by bahwi · · Score: 1

      RTFA Summary.
      "Jani Taskinen, one of the lead developers of the Zend Engine (the engine that powers PHP),"

      Emphasis mine. Don't even have to read the article to get that point across, man, we're all just lazy slashdotters, eh? =)

    29. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by The+New+Stan+Price · · Score: 0

      Socialists need those people at the top who are not as equal as everyone else. See how it works? Orwell was right.

    30. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      Please don't sympathise with UN peacekeepers who side with the terrorists after a friendly-fire incident. PHP happened to get this on Slashdot, but I don't think PHP is the most relevant issue here.

    31. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by lbft · · Score: 1

      'Zend' comes from the names of its original developers, Zeev Suraski and Andi Gutmans.

    32. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by raddan · · Score: 1

      Wow, goes to show how ambiguous written language can be. No wonder people get so hot and bothered about the Bible.

    33. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by aevans · · Score: 1

      Courageous like a Syrian (only much further away from the fighting.) The 'sniper' likes to hurl epithets at Jews from a safe distance, but is too chickenshit to actually make the sacrifices his "brothers" in Hesbollah cause those around them to.

    34. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just remember that most of these morons are pissed over the fact that they don't have anything like the talent or ability of the people they're complaining about, and for them this is as close as they'll ever get to 'payback' for the fact that they're insignificant nobodies grinding out the day in obscurity. Y'know, the same sort of people who're convinced that if it weren't for thing X,Y, and Z (oh! the unfairness of the universe!) they'd be rich, famous, and and sexually experienced with something a bit more humanoid than a RealDoll.

      Max

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    35. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by rasjani · · Score: 1

      Quite obvious you have no first hand interactions witn Finns :D

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    36. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by m874t232 · · Score: 1

      It's obvious he's been a part of a team, and it's also obvious something went wrong with the team. Looks like he didn't get his way / ideas implemented. Let's look at the biggr picture though, that of PHP, the project. Should it's success depend on a single person's views? There's other developers and even creators of the Zend engine.. so they should be able to steer things forward.

      What makes you think he was the odd one out in the team? Maybe his views represented the majority, but he was just the only one willing to draw the consequences. Or maybe his reasons are completely different. It's pointless to try and guess the reasons and state of the project from such limited information.

    37. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      True. Lack of balls on a project lead can make the entire project nonfunctional. About a year ago I started working on a little program that was supposed to be a specializd IRC client for playing pen-and-paper RPGs online. The thing was supposed to support one system with a specific set of house rules. My fellow players joined in and we went about determining the modalities. Half a year later we were discussing whether or not we should use a custom scripting language that people could use to define their own rulesets for using the client with random RPG systems. Concurrently we discussed a modular scripting framework that would allow people to define scripts in any language they could write a plugin for, including Java classfiles.

      After the project has been dead for a couple months I'm currently busy working on a small subset of it, without the involvement of any other people. I'm making far better progress. The original project went down the drain because I let everyone else have a voice in the major structural decisions - if I had, from the very beginning, said that we do things how I like them and stuff like support for different systems might make it in, but only into the second version, there would probably be a working program now. I twould not be ideal (as we have since started occasionally playing a different system), but we would have a mostly-okay result instad of none at all.


      I think lack of balls is an even worse property for a project leader to have than lack of brain. Without a brain you'll go in a bad direction, but without balls you will go nowhere.

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    38. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by X.25 · · Score: 1

      Obviously an idiot who's living in his own little dream world. Where everyone loves and gives hugs to everyone else!

      I wish there would be more "idiots" like him, and less idiots like you. World would be much nicer place.

    39. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by alfarid · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. in fact following the logic, in order for Gahndi to critisize English governor in India, he first would need to go and conquerqor a nation, become a governor there, and only then he could critisize.. Same goes to Safeway critics - "open your goddamn shop first , and then critisize it" it seems like a bad logic to me..

    40. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by kuzb · · Score: 1

      How about we let people make up their own minds without you trying to make up their minds for them? A 4-digit slashdot ID doesn't give you the right to tell people how to think. It's not like most of us know what the man went through there. Any one of us might come out sounding the same if we had been in his shoes. You're probably right about PHP not being the relevant issue here, but it damn well should be.

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    41. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by BigAssRat · · Score: 1

      Now there's sarcasm.

    42. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Zordas · · Score: 1

      Bad Attitude ? The dude is a racist pig ... Peroid.

    43. Re:Good riddance... although a sad one! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      in order for Gahndi to critisize English governor in India, he first would need to go and conquerqor a nation
      Never mind that, he should have learned how to wear proper pants. Though I suspect he could at least spell his own name properly, and in several languages.
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  15. WTF! by bloodredsun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Must....throw....all....toys...out....of........ pram!

    If that is a legitimate message and his account hasn't been hacked then that is a top quality hissy fit! This is one of those things that will haunt him in the future as something that was posted in anger

    1. Re:WTF! by NekoXP · · Score: 1

      Doesn't look like anger to me.

      Suicidal depression, perhaps? :)

    2. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are worse ways to leave a project. To me it looks like there were some discrepancies and he couldn't make things right for himself. It really sucks when you know you are one of the few who carry most of the weight and regardless of that people ignore what is essential to yourself. Some developers are not the kind of person to constantly bargain their importance for something they want. They expect to be taken seriously (and to be rewarded) without constantly reminding people what would happen if they stopped contributing. Unfortunately many codevelopers and users are not sensitive enough to recognize the growing dissatisfaction if the developer doesn't spell it out. In the end you see these "I've had it" letters of resignation that seem to come "out of the blue".

    3. Re:WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He once was a UN peacekeeper. The Zend engine is an Israeli company.

      He no longer wants to be associated with Israeli-backed companies or efforts while they are committing war crimes in Lebanon.

      That's why he quit.

  16. Betrayal ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sure most people (the ones who matter) can understand why. If someone doesn't, I could not care less. Take care.

    Dont know much about PHP and dont know the insides of what happens with the group but judging by the reaction I wonder if I can hazard a guess about what happened. When someone who is obviously a major driving force behind a movement of this kind quits with so much bitterness as to turn his back on his own creation, the best I can gather is he feels theres nothing left worth working/fighting for. Maybe internal politics is causing a serious strain on his ability to function and some of the fights may have wrongly undermined his credibility in the eyes of others. Its sad when people hog the limelight of someone elses hard work and alienate the people who matter for their own personal shortsighted gains. I've seen it happen all to often.

  17. What are his reasons? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree that there seems to be some "personal conflict". The people who matter...and I could care less...delete my CVS...no use for it anymore...do not reply to this email...

    Wow, is PHP really that hard to work on? Is he being threatened at gunpoint?? Seriously, why the sour grapes? Is this a hoax? Was his account hacked?
    This is not a funny post. This is trying to be serious. What's going on with this guy? If he's just done and finished working on it, he could quit w/o the bitterness. Was he feeling squashed/trodden upon?
    If PHP itself (no other factors) could do this to a guy, how much does it encourage other people to develop it?

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    1. Re:What are his reasons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Balmer threatened to start throwing chairs at him

    2. Re:What are his reasons? by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      teve Balmer threatened to start throwing chairs at him

      I know this is veering hillariously off topic, but c'mon, what is there really to talk about on this thread?
      A million dollar idea for a new TV show has struck me and I need you guys to help me flesh it out.
        Its about two grown men that are fabulously wealthy and yet still are each other's roommates. The catch is here is that both of these characters are based on well known
      media figures - Stever Ballmer and Bobby Knight, two guys we know aren't afraid to let the chair loose
      every now and then. The working title is, "Bobby and Ballmer", but we havent ruled out the runner ups:
      "Chair-iots of Ire", "Chairspray", and "Chair-Chuckers in the City" . Oh what crazy hijinks they will get involved
      in, AND, you know SOMEONE is going to get a chair upside the head every episode. Bobby may even
      choke a kid or two for comedic relief), and you know Steve will be "shooting from the lip" every chance
      he has. There is an opportunity for major wrestling tie-ins as well.

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    3. Re:What are his reasons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect he tried to create a secure website with his product, and had a moment of insight.

    4. Re:What are his reasons? by morrisonsean · · Score: 3, Informative
      Seriously, why the sour grapes?

      He's pissed because one of the UN peacekeepers killed by the Israeli airstrike this week was Finnish. He's Finnish, and was supposedly a UN peacekeeper at one point. The projects he was working on were hosted by an Israeli company.

      So he had an anti-semetic rant and quit.

      digg link (which has a lot more insightful commentary, btw)

    5. Re:What are his reasons? by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      If the project he works for does not back him while some actual spy-like religious fanatics leaks IRC logs without background information to "doom" him, it is a perfect reason to give up.

      If that project (Zend) is directly connected with Israel and majority of developers have connections with Israel, they should ethically release information clearing the matter so people who doesn't support Israel's recent actions boycotting their products may boycott them too.

      It doesn't need to be "nazi" to protest Israel by legally not supporting their products.

      This new Lebanon attack in 2006 started in Web 2.0 days and we have learned very interesting things as users. Some pure technical sites openly supporting Israel etc.

      They can of course support Israel but they really need to be clear. If crap like this happens, people will believe all kinds of conspiracy theroies which will eventually make them REAL anti-semite. Now I will watch this post go down like never before...

    6. Re:What are his reasons? by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

      Ever looked through the PHP source? It not a collection of hacks, it is professional, enterprise grade code. Can you imagine the strain of being the driving force of one of the most popular scripting languages today? In your spare time? How about the pressures brought by a single security issue in your creation being responsible for countless defacments?
      Well Jani clearly could handle the stress.
      Now add into the mix (if indeed this isn't a hoax) "newcomers" to your pet project? Now I'm not privy to much information, but if Jani felt he had got into a position where he was being, for want of a better word, "pushed away" or felt he was having his project taken away from him in some way. Then is seem s quite reasonable to storm out.
      My concern is how well will the PHP dev go without Jani'ss guiding hand?

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    7. Re:What are his reasons? by aevans · · Score: 1


      It doesn't need to be "nazi" to protest Israel by legally not supporting their products

      Nazis have never had a monopoly on anti-semitism.

    8. Re:What are his reasons? by aevans · · Score: 1

      responding to the first major thread in reply to the above: maybe some people just don't know the difference between the words "could" and "couldn't"

    9. Re:What are his reasons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez, and I was hoping that he was just being an ass, like he usually is in his bug report comments. I was sorry to hear that the guy was leaving until I realized it was only sniper.

  18. Thank you Deanna F'n Troi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now get back in the holodeck and strip.

    1. Re:Thank you Deanna F'n Troi by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      Ok, pleasing image but not something I should be thinking about here in my cube...

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    2. Re:Thank you Deanna F'n Troi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH SNAP!

    3. Re:Thank you Deanna F'n Troi by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

      You live in a cube? How have you retained your individuality?

    4. Re:Thank you Deanna F'n Troi by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You live in a cube? How have you retained your individuality?

      He hasn't, or at least won't for very long. Cubicles are the larval state of a Borg cube. As soon as the Dilborts replace the PHB with a Bald Female Boss they'll be good to go.

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  19. Maybe by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe we should stop wondering about him. For all we know, he's got problems with other things in his life. Let's stop making assumptions about the poor guy. If I was Jani and saw all this psychoanalysis going on about me, I'd definitely tell whoever was doing it to shut the fuck up.

    1. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled STFU.

    2. Re:Maybe by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      Let's stop making assumptions about the poor guy

      You must be new here ...

  20. Judging him harshly? by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let me get this straight. People are making pretty nasty judgments based on one terse post that may or may not be legitimate. And in that moment we forget and discount everything he has done over the past six years.

    As a volunteer he gave a great deal back to the world. You call him childish. I say he is entitled to walk away without having to explain himself.

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    1. Re:Judging him harshly? by linvir · · Score: 5, Funny

      Welcome to the internet. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used as evidence against you in a character assassination on Slashdot.

    2. Re:Judging him harshly? by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

      Well said.

    3. Re:Judging him harshly? by darkfrog · · Score: 1

      He's pulling a Zidane!

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    4. Re:Judging him harshly? by Zordas · · Score: 1

      Because he is a racist pig ?

    5. Re:Judging him harshly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      It seems that the lesson is : don't give away 6 years of your life to the open source community unless you have your own agenda (like making money from it later on). It will not make people love you. They just don't care. If you get frustrated and stop, you will find out that people still don't care.

      I can see why opensource is fueled by less and less by idealist people and more and more by greedy corporations.

    6. Re:Judging him harshly? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Welcome to the internet. You have the right to remain silent
      Well that's one up on the real world UK justice system then.
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  21. redundant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:redundant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? Let him karma whore. He's not hurting anyone.

    2. Re:redundant? by QAPete · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hardly 'karma whoring' here. I simply didn't read every single reply before I threw mine together. First time I've duped anyone here on /. that I'm aware of.

      Nothing to see here, let's move along...

  22. Cryptic? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    From reading the mirrored post above it just seems terse and upset, but not really cryptic. Cryptic is stuff like "beware of the dwarf" and "under a big 'W.'"

    1. Re:Cryptic? by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      Cryptic is stuff like "beware of the dwarf" and "under a big 'W.'"

      I'd always heard that about the dwarf, but I never understood why.

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    2. Re:Cryptic? by slide-rule · · Score: 3, Funny
      Cryptic is stuff like "beware of the dwarf" and "under a big 'W.'"

      That isn't cryptic either... and stop calling Dubya a dwarf! ;-)


    3. Re:Cryptic? by technococcus · · Score: 1

      You mean Cheney is after me?! This is trerible news! The red ibix is flying the nest over the sandy hill! Comrade, the grass is purple in the stewpot!

    4. Re:Cryptic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. No. You've misunderstood. The dwarf is *under* Dubya.

      I have no idea what a dwarf is doing under Dubya, but I'd stay clear of this trickster just the same.

    5. Re:Cryptic? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      It could be clearer by actually loading.

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    6. Re:Cryptic? by dolson · · Score: 1

      He is the 8th dwarf, nicknamed "Dummy."

    7. Re:Cryptic? by themoneyish · · Score: 0

      I think by Relatively Cryptic, they mean it's not clear WHY he's leaving

    8. Re:Cryptic? by Orodreth · · Score: 1
    9. Re:Cryptic? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      When the time comes, cut the green one. I still would like to know what the hell that means.

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  23. Changing Projects by tgpo · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's going to work with Adobe to rework ASP. They feel he can bring a certain *cough* level of new ideas *cough* to the project.

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    -tgpo
  24. Time to clean house by amightywind · · Score: 0, Troll

    PHP is one of several languages that GNU/Linux could do without. Python and Ruby are others. None of them provides capabilities beyond C, C++, Shell, Gawk, Perl, or scheme. Don't be tempted to use them. They simply divert effort that would be better applied elsewhere.

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    1. Re:Time to clean house by teflaime · · Score: 1

      I don't know...the lazy man in me appreciates the ease that PHP brings even if it does let idiots on the internet.

    2. Re:Time to clean house by TeknoHog · · Score: 0

      I think there is a world market for maybe five programming languages.

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    3. Re:Time to clean house by Dead+Chicken · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if this is a flame or a comment supposed to be funny :-/

      Well guess since I'm posting it's not gonna get any of my Mod points.

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    4. Re:Time to clean house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right. unless you can tell us why ruby is so worthless i suggest you stfu

    5. Re:Time to clean house by flipper65 · · Score: 2, Funny

      French is one of several languages that the planet/world could do without. Arabic and Hebrew are other. None of them provides capabilities beyond English, Esperanto, German or Swahili. Don't be tempted to use them. They simply divert effort that would be better applied elsewhere.

    6. Re:Time to clean house by linvir · · Score: 2, Funny

      Down with diversity! Down with choice!

      GNOME provides no capabilities beyond KDE. BSD provides no capabilities beyond Linux. vi provides no capabilities beyond emacs. Don't be tempted to use them. They simply divert effort that would be better applied elsewhere.

      By the way, being wrong provides no capabilities beyond being dead. Don't be tempted to continue living. You simply divert effort that would be better applied elsewhere.

    7. Re:Time to clean house by bateleur · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait a sec - did I miss a memo somewhere ? Last time I checked, options were good.

      And have you ever tried telling a Python programmer they could use PERL? I'd happily have ten copies of Python on my server just to avoid having that debate once.

    8. Re:Time to clean house by httpdotcom · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      PHP has absolutely nothing to do with GNU/Linux. It is a OS-independent, web-platform scripting language. You cannot compare PHP/Ruby to C/C++ and hope to sound mentally competent. But then, this would hardly be /. and not have an blathering troll running around.

    9. Re:Time to clean house by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, I don't like PHP either... but seriously, get bent =P

      Seriously, who are YOU to tell people what to do with their time?

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    10. Re:Time to clean house by value_added · · Score: 1

      And have you ever tried telling a Python programmer they could use PERL?

      Not if that programmer didn't at least know it was called Perl, and not PERL.

      I'd happily have ten copies of Python on my server just to avoid having that debate once.

      I'm not sure what that means, but whatever you can do with those ten copies of Python, rest assured I can do it with one copy of Perl. And most likely in a single line. ;-)

      As to the parent's advocacy against anything not involving C, shell, Perl, etc., I'm guessing he may be referring to using PHP for something other than web-related work. In that regard, I did come across a discussion on some mailing list from someone talking about writing shell-type code using PHP. I found the idea too strange to fathom, so maybe someone can clue me in if people are actually in the habit of doing this, and living to tell about it.

    11. Re:Time to clean house by Flashpot · · Score: 1
      ...and Death to Intolerants!

      They're all tools for getting higher-level work done. Not eveything can / has to be suilt with the lowest common denomiator tools.

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    12. Re:Time to clean house by Bloodwine77 · · Score: 1

      like it or not, PHP is king for personal and small-business web-based projects. They have just a huge installation base, it will take something we haven't seen yet to unseat it. Ruby has a lot of hype, but it's still niche. Maybe in time either RoR or C#.NET can overtake PHP, but I doubt it. Java, C, C++, Perl, PHP - five languages Wait, maybe we can finally get rid of C and replace it with C#.NET (honestly, is there even a reason for VB.NET existing other than fooling old-school VB developers into thinking about jumping to .NET??)

    13. Re:Time to clean house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not if that programmer didn't at least know it was called Perl, and not PERL

      Bzzzzt, try again. The correct spelling is "Pearl".
    14. Re:Time to clean house by crhylove · · Score: 1

      That's a hell of a straw man you're throwing out there. You're mixing a lot of valuable points with some ludicrous ones.

      We should all just give up and die, since we are going to eventually anyway, right?

      rhY

      PS Windows > Gnome OR KDE. I like right clicking a folder and renaming it. Something neither standard ubuntu or kubuntu allowed me to do. Even logged in as root, which is a lame pain in the ass step that I don't think anyone should have to do.

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    15. Re:Time to clean house by Lissajous · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find it's meant to be funny - a paraphrasing of Tom Watson Sr. (ex-chairman of IBM) who famously said in 1943 - "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

    16. Re:Time to clean house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like right clicking a folder and renaming it. Something neither standard ubuntu or kubuntu allowed me to do.

      Yeah I know, I'm stuck to using the damn right-click -> rename option..

    17. Re:Time to clean house by st.eqed · · Score: 1

      1 for each computer on planet earth.. That should be all we need.

    18. Re:Time to clean house by linvir · · Score: 1

      I've prepared a simple diagram to demonstrate to you exactly why you have been added to my fictional list of People Whose Opinions on Linux Aren't Worth Shit.

    19. Re:Time to clean house by podperson · · Score: 1

      Yes, but French# kicks English's ass. With its support for objects, closures, regexp, .NET, hashes, and funny quotation marks, you'll find your productivity go through the roof. And French# 1.5 is adding garbage collection...

      Oh and food just tastes better coded in French#.

    20. Re:Time to clean house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're WRONG and you're a grotesquely ugly FREAK!

    21. Re:Time to clean house by Anomalyst · · Score: 1
      food just tastes better coded in French#
      Especially Le Hot Dog
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    22. Re:Time to clean house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I tried telling a Python guy he could not use it, he tried to argue and found himself out of a job. That wasn't even my call but it just happened his week.

    23. Re:Time to clean house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or 'chien chaud' if you're in Québec LOL

    24. Re:Time to clean house by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      In that regard, I did come across a discussion on some mailing list from someone talking about writing shell-type code using PHP. I found the idea too strange to fathom, so maybe someone can clue me in if people are actually in the habit of doing this, and living to tell about it.

      I do. PHP is nice for quick scripts that have to go beyond what bash can comfortably provide (note the word "comfortably". I know that functionality XYZ can be done by combining awk, bc and recode, but that doesn't mean it's comfortable) and I do use it for some batch processing stuff.

      Probably the most involved PHP shell script I'm using (~350 LOC) is used to generate name tags for the attendees of a mini-convention centered around a certain web board. It fetches informations about all attendees from the database used by the registration script, downloads the avatar pictures specified therein, resizes and copies them into a background image and adds some text (username etc.), choosing the font size so that the text lies within specified boundaries. PHP/gd is fairly well-suited for the job and while a C program could do it faster (the script needs about three minutes to generate fifty 1080x648 PNG images, including running the user names through recode to fix an obscure charset incompatiblity my system has lately developed) it would be less flexible and I'd first have to hunt down all kinds of libraries to do things PHP already has built in, like downloading files via HTTP. Since I only need the script twice a year the performance gain would be irrelevant and so I stick with the language that allows me the highest development speed, which happens to be PHP.

      I did take a look at other languages because people keep insisting that PHP is evil (mostly because it does not use objects in namespaces for everything beyond arithmetic and I/O), but so far I haven't found anything more comfortable than PHP yet. Ruby is nice but has a weird feeling to it and Python would be nice if most of the design decisions weren't contrary to how I'd prefer them. Lisp is just too cryptic for my taste. I haven't looked at Perl yet, though.
      I use PHP because it's very easy to quickly develop something and because the language has lots of syntactic sugar (such as the way arrays are handled. Sure, it's easy to shoot yourself in the knee with PHP variables, but if you're careful you can do some rather nifty things). Also, PHP has an extremely useful documentation; I found those of Ruby and Python to be lacking.


      By the way, if asked about how to improve PHP I'd firstly put everything into namespaces (in order to shut the "omg everything in one namespace" people up), add objects as alternative functionality for everything (in order to shut the "everyone should do everything in OOP" people up) and remove the ability to mix PHP with HTML code (which only leads to unmaintainable pap not even deserving the name "spaghetti code"). Also, maybe a working GTK/wxW/$toolkit implementation and a compiler (for when you really don't want the interpreter to use up resources). And maybe operator overloading. Apart from that I already like th language. Maybe not the cleanest language around but one with high code throughput.

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    25. Re:Time to clean house by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Ferrari, Porsche, DaimlerChrysler and BMW don't provide capabilities bayond Ford, so nobody should buy their cars. Cherries, apples, potatoes and bananas don't provide capabilities beyond strawberries, so we shouldn't divert effort that could go into strawberry monocultures.

      There are things like competition and biodiversity that you might want to read up on.

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    26. Re:Time to clean house by crhylove · · Score: 1

      That is awesome. How about telling me which distro that is. Also, do I need two seperate passwords and identities for that distro, or is one enough? I'm sorry, but I was badly burned by my ubuntu experience in creating and renaming folders at will as I am wont to do.

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    27. Re:Time to clean house by linvir · · Score: 1

      That's Slackware. Slackware generally provides things in fairly vanilla form. I think Ubuntu likes making lots of modifications to things.

      As for the password thing, the simple answer is: I don't know. I tried Ubuntu out a few weeks ago, and I just didn't really get it. As far as I could tell, there was only one user (root didn't seem to exist), and to do admin tasks, you type sudo su to get a root shell.

  25. Has had? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice grammar, dude!

    1. Re:Has had? by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      "99%...has had..."

      That's accurate grammar, in my book.

    2. Re:Has had? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "99%...has had..."

      That's accurate grammar, in my book.

      99% ... people ... has had ...

      You'd better get a new book. People == plural. s/has/have/';

      And no, using that pretentious abortion of a word construct "99% ... persons ... has had" is just as wrong.

    3. Re:Has had? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You'd better get a new book. People == plural. s/has/have/';

      And no, using that pretentious abortion of a word construct "99% ... persons ... has had" is just as wrong."

      Actually "people" isn't the subject of the sentence and the verb conjugation isn't reliant upon it. "99%" is the subject and it is considered plural. Change the "99%" to "One" and see how your verb looks. It changes even though "people" is still in the sentence.

      I.E.
      "One of the people posting has..."
      "99% of the people posting have..."

      Even though the original post had incorrect grammer, it wasn't for the exact reason you mention.

    4. Re:Has had? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      No, even 1% is still plural (unless you have exactly 100 people). The "99%" is not the subject, its a modifier/quantifier, the people are. Remove 99% and put in "most" or "some" or even "no".

      You can even remove the modifier completely.

    5. Re:Has had? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ninety-nine percent of people has had" is correct. The "of people" portion is an adjective clause. "Percent" is the noun of that sentence, and as such it is correct as printed. The plural usage of certain nouns that you espouse was originally incorrect grammar but is becoming the norm and is more or less an alternative accepted usage.

    6. Re:Has had? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove the prepositional phrase and then check it.

      98% of our people have shown brilliance.
      None of our people have shown brilliance.
      One of our people has shown brilliance.

      98% have shown brilliance.
      None have shown brillance.
      One has shown brilliance.

      These sentences aren't talking about people, but are a quantity of people. So, the subject isn't the people, it's the quantity.

    7. Re:Has had? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Try again.

      Over 98 % of the 10,000 subjects of the experiment have shown brilliance. Zero % of the 10,000 subjects of the experiment have shown brillance. Only 1 % of the 10,000 subjects of the experiment have shown brilliance.

      You keep dropping the % in order to make your point, which shows your point is FUCKED!

      And so are your language skills.

    8. Re:Has had? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      WTF?

      Now I know I'm dealing with a retard and/or a troll - and its not even Tuesday!

      Percent is NOT the noun in that sentence.

      The people are the subject noun; the number is an adjective that quantifies the number of people.

      http://www.arts.uottawa.ca/writcent/hypergrammar/n ouns.html "A noun is a word used to name a person, animal, place, thing, and abstract idea."

      http://www.arts.uottawa.ca/writcent/hypergrammar/a djectve.html#adjective

      "An adjective modifies a noun or a pronoun by describing, identifying, or quantifying words. An adjective usually precedes the noun or the pronoun which it modifies."

      The whatever percent is a quanifier, not the subject noun you pretend it to be.

    9. Re:Has had? by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      'Percent' is a noun.
      'People' is also a noun.
      The semantic subject of that sentence was 'people'.
      The grammatical subject of that sentence was 'percent'.
      The word 'of' is a preposition that is subordinate to a noun and commands a noun. No noun that is subordinate to a preposition may be a grammatical subject.

      You don't know anything about grammar if you believe that the sentence "99% of the CEO / CIO / Ballmer-esque level people I've electronically communicated with has had grammar just as bad in un-spun, non-PR whitewashed exchanges" has only one noun. Or only one subject, for that matter. Further, you know nothing about grammar if you believe that all nouns are subjects.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subject_(grammar)
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noun_phrase
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preposition

    10. Re:Has had? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Percent is a quantifier, not the subject. The subject/object it is quantifying is "people". People is plural. Have, not has.

      You don't know anything about grammar if you believe that the sentence "99% of the CEO / CIO / Ballmer-esque level people I've electronically communicated with has had grammar just as bad in un-spun, non-PR whitewashed exchanges" has only one noun. Or only one subject, for that matter. Further, you know nothing about grammar if you believe that all nouns are subjects.

      Never said any of thst, so stop with the straw-man arumewnts; better yet, just fuck off and die, like the good little troll you are. You bore me.

    11. Re:Has had? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I think he said one and not one percent. One person is always singular AFAIK.

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  26. Angry Old Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The impression I'm getting with most of these posts reminds me of the crotchety old man who yells, "You aren't entitled to be happy with your job. Just shut up and be thankful that you have a job."

    Not only is it okay for people to actually pursue happiness, it's also okay, and healthy, for people to express how unhappy and upset they are. Seems that some people on this thread should take note of this.

  27. z'end for zend ... by Marbleless · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... well I thought it was funny ;)

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  28. From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 5, Informative
    "_sniper_" is Jani Taskinen.
    <_sniper_> hehehehe..
    <_sniper_> all other members of the UN security council wanted to condemn Israel for attacking the UN post but USA (freedom and democracy) vetoed it....Israel says the resolution was fair.
    <_sniper_> hell yeah..
    <_sniper_> NUKE ISRAEL!
    <_sniper_> I'm so full of that fucking country..
    <Shai-Tan> indeed
    <_sniper_> Eye for an eye..I'll kill one Israel officer for one of ours, is that fair?
    <_sniper_> I bet I'll be hanged for that.
    <_sniper_> They kill one of my brother-in-arms-for-peace..I think I'm entitled to kill one of their nazis.
    <_sniper_> Hezbollah, where can I enlist?
    <_sniper_> FYI: I don't care at all what anybody thinks about me. I'm going to be openly anti-Israel from now on. This was the last straw for me. Fuck you jews.
    <_sniper_> I will also quit this project. As long as it's backed by some Israel company, I don't want to have anything to do with it.
    <_sniper_> Good bye.
    <-- _sniper_ (~jani@a88-112-115-63.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has left #php.pecl
    Seriously. Not kidding.
    1. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um... wow... simply wow...

      this guy is a bit mixed up.

    2. Re:From IRC, the reason: by paitre · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      IF this is legit, holy crikeys, batman!
      This is one of the most unbelievably fucked up things I've ever seen on slashdot (even including Katz's earlier articles).

      Israel has the right to defend itself. Frankly, they've shown incredible restraint considering they've been under attack incessantly since they were formed (now, their formation we can discuss the legality of, same with the legality of the existence of the UN in the first place...)

    3. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This looks like good stuff, beats the other psychobabble/business self-help. What is the Israeli company supposedly backing the project?

    4. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zend Technologies probably? Just a random guess.

    5. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      We don't need a debate about the wrongs and wrongs of the Middle East. It's simply ridiculous that somebody would quit a project they had dedicated themselves to for years on such spurious grounds.

      Is PHP the vanguard of a zionist conspiracy against aryan perl coders everywhere? I would guess "no". But Jani seems to think "yes".

    6. Re:From IRC, the reason: by bytesex · · Score: 1

      People ought to get reasonable and separate a few things that are abstract and closely associated (even by staunch proponents) and therefore difficult to separate, but: Israel != Jews. Israeli companies != Israeli government. Yes, people vote, lots of jews live in Israel (even though most of jews don't), lots of money flows (from Israeli people, from Israeli companies, from overseas sponsors) to the state of Israel, but in the end the person responsible for a killing is the person who pulled the trigger, and the person who gave the order to do that. Responsibility doesn't come from supplying money (which is given in good faith, or at the threat of punishment, and used for many things anyway) or from voting (only retro-actively, that is). Yes, it looks like somebody had a bad day, and anyone is free to quit any project for whatever reason they choose, and making emotional decisions can be a very good thing, but mixing up responsible parties just clouds one's judgement, and isn't good for anyone.

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    7. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      As per anon-sibling, Zend is based in Israel and IIRC the two founders of Zend are also Israelis. They're probably not best buddies with Jani now, but I'm not sure anybody was ever best buddies with Jani.

    8. Re:From IRC, the reason: by GothicX · · Score: 0

      He's sniper, so he will head-shot someone.. :-)

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    9. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Vorondil28 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can anyone corroborate this with logs of their own, or is this just a troll? (Leaning towards troll...)

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    10. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just to feed my curiosity, do you have the rest of that IRC log?

      I'm going to take a wild guess here and assume that you didn't log on to simply take this little snippet :)

    11. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      No, I got it from someone else (in a non-PHP-related channel) who was in #php.pecl. I can paste the log of them pasting the log if you like ;)

    12. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A Canadian U.N. observer, one of four killed at a UNIFIL position near the southern Lebanese town of Khiyam on Tuesday, sent an e-mail to his former commander, a Canadian retired major-general, Lewis MacKenzie, in which he wrote that Hezbollah fighters were "all over" the U.N. position, Mr. MacKenzie said. Hezbollah troops, not the United Nations, were Israel's target, the deceased observer wrote

    13. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Oh, so this is an unsubstantiated rumor and possibly a complete fabrication. Why was this worth posting?

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    14. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Jani was contributing to an Israeli company. Probably for free. Helping an Israeli company helps the Israeli government. Helping the Israeli government helps the Isreali Defense Foces which in turn kills hundreds of civilians. Also realise that companies have both the ability and the right to critizise its government. Zend Technologies have not done so and therefore their inaction makes responsible.

      That is not to say that Jani's IRC comments weren't very much out of line and tasteless(but the log is probably a hoax). An ability to separate ethnicity (Jew) from nationality (Israel) is essential unless you want to sound racist. A better approach might have been to try and pressure Zend into issuing a statement critizising the killing of innocent civilians. There are very many contributors to PHP that are concerned about the escalating conflict in Lebanon.

    15. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay,

      That is like major fscking Internet drama. The PHP lead developer quit in a bout of anti-semetic rage?

    16. Re:From IRC, the reason: by GalacticCmdr · · Score: 3, Funny
      what benefits an israeli company benefits israeli economy, which benefits israel's terrorist regime. Jani is completely right to boycott a terrorist regime. it's a very rational decision when no government seems to care about israeli terrorism.

      Okay.....and I suppose you believe the internets is a series of tubes.

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    17. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      Because it's, uh, true? For myself, I trust the source absolutely (he'd have made different grammatical mistakes for a start :P). For yourself, if you know Jani then you know he is a temperamental, raging firebrand. This is absolutely like him, although I had no idea he harboured such specific hatred (I thought he just hated everybody).

    18. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    19. Re:From IRC, the reason: by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You need to look up the definition of terrorism. Then I think you should go read a few news articles about Israeli unilateral withdrawl from previously occupied areas. Then go and tell me about Israeli government "terrorism."

    20. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's not in Finland, then someone is lying.... The hostname is from an ADSL provider there...

    21. Re:From IRC, the reason: by ovatto · · Score: 4, Informative
    22. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Depili · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, Israel has the right to defend itself as any other country would, BUT i call attacking the civilian population, the utilities and other civilian infrastructure the right response for a extremist movement kiddnapping two (2) people.

      Also remember that you can't fight agains fanatics with violence, as there will always be another ones willing to follow the killed marthyrs. (for example take israelis actions in gaza, where it focuses it's attacks on the families of terrorists leveling entire city blocks in the process, creating many more desperate people who feel that israel has destroyed their lives.

      Also bear in mind that the rest of the world excluding USA has condemmed the strikes, but USA can't even think that it's pet nation, the israel, would do anything wrong.

      The most scary thing about this conflict is that there is only one major army involved, and it's attacking the civilian population, and it has nukes, all this happening on a already unstable region.

    23. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...so those katyushas just magically appeared in the sky?

      Sorry, Hezbollah is the de facto government in that part of Lebanon, and Hezbollah most assuredly does take orders (and thousands of missiles, and uniformed military 'observers') from Iran.

      Israel occupied that part of Lebanon for over 20 years, and unilaterally withdrew. After the withdrawal, Hezbollah took over again and resumed lobbing missiles over the border. I had high hopes for democracy and a civil society in Lebanon after last year's events, but if the Lebanese can't control their own territory, or provide basic government services to Hezbollah-controlled areas, someone else needs to. Besides stateless terrorists bent on genocide, I mean.

    24. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't abuse the word "terrorist" please. Israel is putting direct military action. Terrorism is NOT defined as an entire army attacking another state or group.

    25. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Jani has served as an UN peacekeeper. So probably, very much.

    26. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Israel has the right to defend itself.

      Indeed.

      However, which one of the four unarmed UN observers killed in the attack was a threat to Israel's existence or its people?

    27. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight.

      Israel occupies and oppresses a group of people. Rounds hundreds of them up on suspision of being terrorists or being related to a known terrorist and puts them in jail when they have no direct proof that they have done anything wrong. This is self defence.

      Same group of people or another group of people acting on behalf of the oppressed group "kidnaps" 2 Israeli solders and its a terroristic attack? Israel claims Hezbohlah is an actual part of the Leboneese government. If thats the case then no one was "kidnaped" they were "captured" and are now POW's. If hazbohlah is NOT a part of the leboneeze government then Israel has no right to attack non-combatant leboneese citizens.

      P.S. I know my spelling is all screwed up. I've been up for about 28 hours at this point and i'm running on pure caffine.

    28. Re:From IRC, the reason: by pimpimpim · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Hmm, the poster of this log seems to have a history of posts marked 'Troll', which might be an indication.

      Still, someone would have a reason to make a fake irc log in this direction, which can only be done if they'd have a personal grudge against this guy. So if this log is not fake, then it's probably good for everyone that he quit, if it is fake, then it's also clear why there was an atmosphere for him to quit.

      The fact that people reason like the one in this log is really shocking, but true. People didn't seem to have learned anything about that we really need to be careful judging people: Not all muslims are terrorists, not all jews are responsible of this action of the Israeli government. Not all people put on the blacklist by air marshalls are a threat for your country. Thinking in black/white contrasts is not only bad for others, it is also very bad for yourself!

      --
      molmod.com - computing tips from a molecular modeling
    29. Re:From IRC, the reason: by LarsWestergren · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Come on mods. Copy and pasted IRC logs, posted without a referencing link, +5? Even if this DOES turn out to be from him, does this really need to be posted here on Slashdot?

      --

      Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die

    30. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Wizy · · Score: 1

      I can only hope that is true. I highly doubt it is, but one can hope...

    31. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Rumagent · · Score: 1

      If this is real (which I still have a hard time beliving), give the guy a break. It was obviously written in anger. And I am betting that you would be pretty pissed too, if your country men were being killed* because some murderous wanker in the Israeli army decided that bombing a UN post would be a good idea.

      *For those living under a rock, one of the killed UN peacekeepers was from Finland.

    32. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Israel has the right to defend itself.


      Yes, they have the right to kill 4 unarmed UN officers (one of them finnish). That is of course natural for them.

      And remember, this started with hizbollah taking 2 israel prisoners.

      I think that Jani had pretty good reasons to depart from Zend project.
    33. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Quote from the letter one of the guys who were shot :

      "What I can tell you is this: we have on a daily basis had numerous occasions where our position has come under direct or indirect fire from both artillery and aerial bombing. The closest artillery has landed within 2 meters of our position and the closest 1000 lb aerial bomb has landed 100 meters from our patrol base. This has not been deliberate targeting, but has rather been due to tactical necessity."

      http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNew s/20060718/mideast_lebanon_UN_060716/20060718/

    34. Re:From IRC, the reason: by LizardKing · · Score: 0

      same with the legality of the existence of the UN in the first place

      How's that? It was founded with the backing of a majority of the worlds states as a League Of Nations v2.0. The main goal was to arbitrate world crises and hopefully prevent another global war. It has a charter, and last time I checked every national state is a member.

      The major flaw with the UN is that the security council is dominated by the United States and Russia, who feel they can wield their vetoes regardless of the majority of votes going against their position. This is exactly what we've seen in the last few weeks with the Israeli/Lebanese crisis.

    35. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      Source? I find it hard to believe that active soldiers on UN duty are openly emailing retired generals about operational details.

    36. Re:From IRC, the reason: by ben+there... · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That doesn't appear to be a complete transcript. Specifically:
      _sniper_ hehehehe..
      _sniper_ all other members of the UN security council wanted to condemn Israel for attacking the UN post but USA (freedom and democracy) vetoed it....Israel says the resolution was fair.
      _sniper_ hell yeah..
      _sniper_ NUKE ISRAEL!

      What's he saying "hell yeah..." and "hehehehe.." to? It seems completely incongruous with the rest of his statements, unless something was left out.
    37. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      Well, in a way it does belong. The original story claims that his departure was cryptic. If this log is accurate, then it removes any ambiguity.

    38. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Krunch · · Score: 1

      Ever heard about ssh(1) and screen(1) ?

      --
      No GNU has been Hurd during the making of this comment.
    39. Re:From IRC, the reason: by aaronwormus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Jani just returned from a 6 month peace-keeping tour in Afgahnistan, one of his co-workers was killed in what was called a deliberate attack on a UN position.

      Regardless of stupid things that he said, I think it's VERY poor taste to post an emotional outburst (which was timestamped at 2am - yes, it's real) and to make such a big deal over this.

      Move on people...

    40. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Erwos · · Score: 1

      " FYI: I don't care at all what anybody thinks about me. I'm going to be openly anti-Israel from now on. This was the last straw for me. Fuck you jews."

      If it's true, that's a nice little bit of anti-Semitism at the end. He may want to be anti-Israel, but he's just exposed himself as a garden-variety anti-Semite, too.

      That said, I hope it's not true, and that this is made up. Any independent corroboration?

      -Erwos

      --
      Plausible conjecture should not be misrepresented as proof positive.
    41. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Nestafo · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have no specific information about this incident, but if the IRC log is not a fake, this might be related:

      http://wfrv.com/topstories/topstories_story_206180 457.html

      One of the four UN peacekeepers killed by Israel was a 29-year old Finn.

    42. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hezbollah by it's actions of kidnapping Israeli soldiers provoked a response from Israel. There is no war with Lebanon, but unfortunately the cowardly Hezbollah militants like to hide their missles in civilian areas, forcing Israel to attack. Isreal has now put itself into a position where it has to defend itself by bombing civilian areas, a move that delights Hezbollah in that it makes Isreal look bad and garners support to the Hezbollah cause.

      I believe the response from Israel to the kidnappings was idiotic, but this is coming from a westerner. The middle east is totally different and looking at the situ over there through a filter of western values I cannot properly asses it, only give my opinion.

      I don't want to hear any crap about Israel taking away land from the palestinians. Much of it has been returned. This is how the game is played, people gain land and they lose it. It's been that way since the dawn of time, but there are people that will play the loss of land from the palestinians as a political poker chip to gain sympathy.

    43. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Man, we need an updated Godwin's Law for this. Cuz it certainly slaughtered the discussion...

    44. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Badly+Configured · · Score: 5, Informative

      Without making any comment on the previous post, it might be worth mentioning that Jani himself has served as a UN peace keeper in Southern Lebanon and has been at the receiving end of both Israel and Hezbollah fire. This may entitle him to have strong personal feelings about the recent death of a Finnish peace keeper at the same location, along ones from other countries.

    45. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we know how accurate and mature Slashdot's moderation system is, especially if your opinion is in opposition to the groupthink around here.

      I'm curious but I'll take it with a grain of salt at this time. I don't see the need for censoring these alleged logs.

    46. Re:From IRC, the reason: by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      what "restraint" are you talking about? That they haven't been putting Arabs in gas chambers, yet? At this pace, they soon will! [...] Seriously! This is Poland 1939 all over again!

      THIS is +5 Informative?

      Hizballah 'poked the bear' with an unprovoked attack on Israel, Israel responded with all-out-war. Many civilians are dying on both sides (far more on the Lebanese side), some hundreds so far. This is terrible for all of the civilians involved. And I grant that neither Israel nor Hizballah are 'in the right' (Hizballah for attacking, Israel for overreacting). But to compare this to the Nazis and the Holocaust, to the killing of millions? Again, how could this have been modded up +5 Informative?

    47. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being against Israeli policy IS NOT being anti-semitic.

    48. Re:From IRC, the reason: by amabbi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes, Israel has the right to defend itself as any other country would, BUT i call attacking the civilian population, the utilities and other civilian infrastructure the right response for a extremist movement kiddnapping two (2) people.

      This tripe is moderated +4, Insightful? You've got to be kidding me.

      This is not the first-- and if Hezbollah carries out it's promises, not the last time Hezbollah will kidnap an Israeli citizen and hold it for ransom. The last time, in 2000, Hezbollah kidnapped 5 Israelis and held them in exchange for 450 prisoners.

      Lebanon sat by and did nothing in that time to curb the spread, influence and armament of Hezbollah. Hezbollah knowingly and willingly invaded Israeli territory AFTER Israel withdrew from southern Lebanon-- the original stated goal of Hezbollah, btw. They promised and delivered on more violence against Israeli targets-- including Israeli civilian targets. Doesn't the rain of missiles from Lebanon-based Hezbollah terrorists on Israeli cities indicate just how futile the Lebanese government has been in curbing their terrorist activities?

      Also bear in mind that the rest of the world excluding USA has condemmed the strikes, but USA can't even think that it's pet nation, the israel, would do anything wrong.

      The US, Britain, Germany, and France has repeatedly asserted that Israel has a right to self defense. And tell me, what choice does Israel have? They aren't intentionally targeting civilian targets, but Hezbollah has chosen to use Lebanese non-combatants as human shields. The UN is useless-- I'm sure Israel will not soon forget the UN "peacekeepers" abandonning Israel in 1967. Diplomacy will not work if your opponent wants to see you dead above all other options.

    49. Re:From IRC, the reason: by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      in the end the person responsible for a killing is the person who pulled the trigger, and the person who gave the order to do that.

      Unless you work in the UK Met police.

      Sorry, couldn't resist. :-P

    50. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Cederic · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I'm sorry, I respect people that act on principle.

      Leaving something he clearly has had strong ties to as a point of principle is not a small matter.

      I wouldn't ask someone to act against their conscience just to boost an open source project.

    51. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Androclese · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hezbollah has seats in the Lebanon Government; therefore they are part of Lebanon. In addition, Hezbollah does take orders from their primary benefactors... that would be Iran in case you missed the memo.

      Israel withdrew from Southern Lebanon in compliance with a UN resolution; the so-called "Land for Peace" act. It was obviously a stupid move since Lebabon was not ready to assume control over their own country. Once they left, Hezbolla started assaulting Israel again.

      Didn't you find it interesting that of the 1600+ missles that Hezbolla has launched at Israel since this more recent conflict has started, not a single one of them was launched at their military? Even when Israel was staging their tanks up on the border, making for a perfect and easy target, the Hezbollah missles continued to land in the population areas.

      Hezobllah's stated goal is the death of every Jew. They preach a doctrine that the Holocaust of WWII is "a European lie and conspiracy to take land from the Arabs and Persians". There are, maybe 5 million Jew's in Israel and over 500 million gentiles around them that want them all dead. *THAT* is what they are defending themselves against.

      Their actions are defensive and justified. If there is going to be peace, Hezbolla needs to stand down, disarm, and give back Lebanon to the Lebanese people.

      As to these points from you:

      Israel is bombing Lebanon "in order to save Israeli lives". Why are Israeli lives inherently more worth than Lebanese lives?
      Nobody said they were, but Israel is defending its people from Hezbolla. That means war.

      Why should we accept that Israel is murdering innocent people just to increase it's lebensraum?
      Nice... a Nazi reference, that really makes your argument so much stronger.

      And what "restraint" are you talking about? That they haven't been putting Arabs in gas chambers, yet? At this pace, they soon will!

      Seriously! This is Poland 1939 all over again!

      First, it is sickly ironic that you are talking about the gas chambers when most of the Middle East belives that it never happened in the first place.

      Second, you are making wild assumptions about something Israel has not done and would never do. If you plan on being taken seriously, don't make arguments like this.

    52. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Cecil · · Score: 1

      There were no specific operational details. Here is the link

    53. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need to stop fighting. NOW. Except in direct, immediate SELF-defense, if you kill a person, you're guilty. It doesn't matter if you're a soldier or a civilian, if you're on one side or the other. If you kill, you're the problem. I don't care whose side shot first. If you shoot, the blame is on YOU. The only way to end a war is to stop fighting.

    54. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Bytal · · Score: 1

      Yeah those damn Israelis attacking innocent civilians. If only they could figure out how to magically extract the Hezbollah command bunkers from the under the parking garages, apartment buildings, mosques and hospitals where they are built. Or maybe use magic transporters to "beam out" those rockets that they store in the basements of poor Shi'ite Lebanese. Even better come up with magic bullets that only hit the "bad" guys, even when the bad guys hide among civilians so that even if they're killed the world condemns Israel.

      But of course Hezbollah is a poor, rag-tag team of freedom fighters who are doing their best against the Israeli occupiers. Ohh wait no... There is no occupation anymore, and these rag tag teams somehow managed to equip themselves with bullet proof gear, night vision goggles, huge supplies of unguided katyusha rockets, modified Chinese "Silkworm" missles and brand spanking new Iranian anti-tank missiles.

      But maybe Israel should give up the innocent prisoners it holds...Like the innocent Lebanese guy who walked into an Israeli village and slit the throats of the mother, father and all the kids...you know, 'cause they were obviously a threat to Lebanon.

      Yeah Israel definitely started this whole mess in the first place... You know by dragging Hezbollah fighters onto the Israeli side of the border, putting rpgs in their hands and shooting themselves in their own humvees.

    55. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not censoring, dipshit. It's called not modding up a possible lie. Censorship would be deleting that post.

    56. Re:From IRC, the reason: by larytet · · Score: 1
      and Israel army is "an independent organisation that does not take orders from anybody" too. Israel people is not responsible for the actions of the Israel army. Now what ?

      ...Let's put it other way. Lebanon gov needs help, because apparently it is not capable to keep their guys on the Lebanon territory. Even worse. Lebanon gov allowed the terrorist group to import weaponry and build independent highly efficient army. No matter what Lebanon gov thinks about Israel they should control their people. If Lebanon gov fails to use the army against private militia somebody else will do the dirty work.

      But do not expect this somebody else to be a nice guy. Israel does everything possible to avoid death among citizens. You can not imagine what modern air forse could do in Lebanon.

      I bet every Israeli sorry about what happens. We do not celebrate after every air strike and no one hands out candies on the streets of Tel Aviv after people got killed.

    57. Re:From IRC, the reason: by omry_y · · Score: 1

      Israel have every right to attack Lebanon after attacks on Israel was initiated from Lebanon soil.
      I am talking both about the kindnapping of two soldiers, as well as the killing of eight, and of the missile attack that Hizballah launched shortly after.
      Lebanon is responsible for attacks from its soil, and now its paying the price.

      --
      Omry.
    58. Re:From IRC, the reason: by cortana · · Score: 1

      Except for the 'fuck you Jews' at the end?

    59. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two Israeli soldiers were kidnapped by Hezbollah -- this is a gross misrepresentation.

      In 2002, three Israeli soldiers were killed, their bodies stolen. Israeli hardly responded.

      Three weeks ago, four Israeli soldiers were killed, two soldiers were kidnapped, and Israeli cities were fired at by rockets. This is before Israel responded; it was the opening move. Israeli forces at the location crossed the border immediately, in an attempt to rescue the kidnapped soldiers, and four additional soldiers were killed in this attempt.

      Next, you claim that Hezbolla is "an independent organisation that does not take orders from anybody". Maybe so, but would you allow such an organization to exist in your country? Lebanon did not even try to confront Hezbolla, and Hezbolla attacks Israel from within Lebanon. How do you think Israel should respond, for crying out loud? Hezbolla fires from within civilian locations, from behind UN posts, etc. so its no wonder that in Israel's fight back, civilians and UN people sometimes get hurt. However, Israel makes a huge effort to minimize such casualties. In particular, only this week Israeli forces attacked a village in southern Lebanon from which Hezbolla soldiers were firing rockets at Israel. Option A was to bomb the village from the air: easy to do, but civilians will die. Israel dropped leaflets on the village, asking people to leave, but Hezbolla soldiers prevented them from leaving, at gunpoint. Israel aborted the air-bombing and opted for a ground attack, which resulted in the death of eight Israeli soldiers.

      Despite UN resolution 1559, Lebanon did not try to stop Hezbolla from acting as an independent army. Israel did not retaliate in the previous Hezbolla attacks, but you cannot blame it for responding this time. If Lebanese civilians are killed, it is purely the blame of the Lebanese government, which did not try to confront Hezbolla and stop it from its repeated wrongdoings.

      Just a reminder: When London was bombed by rockets (V2 in WWII), Britain responded with heavy air-based bombing of German cities, flattening more than one city and killing civilians by the thousands. What Israel is doing now is a very, very mild response in comparison. Few nations would act as patiently as Israel did in this case.

      Hezbolla's claims for the reasons for the attack are: (a) Lebanese prisoners in Israel, and (b) Shaba farms, an area not cleared by Israel after its retreat from Lebanon to the international border. But the Lebanese prisoners are people that cross the border and attacked Israel civilians. Some of them killed whole families. They are not kidnapped, they were arrested inside Israel (where they had no right to be), put to trial and are now behind bars. As for the Shaba farms, these were never part of Lebanon, and this was acknowleged by US personnel who verified that Israel did indeed retreat to the international border in 2000.

    60. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ollierose · · Score: 1
      now, their formation we can discuss the legality of, same with the legality of the existence of the UN in the first place...
      What makes you think the UN and Israel are illegal? The UNO (United Nations Organisation) was created by International Treaty (specifically The UN Charter, signed by 50 nations and ratified by 26 of those) in 1945. I'd say that was pretty legal and above board, and most other nations that have joined since that date are also signatories to the charter. Given that only a handful of nations are not members of the organisation, any binding resolutions by its members are essentially the voice of all the nations of the world. Given that basis, Israel is an entirely legal entity, as it was created by UN resolution, and was recognised by both the USA and USSR shortly afterwards. Granted, it annoyed the hell out of the Arab nations around the area, but that just sets the scene for what follows to this day.
    61. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not even close. I normally ignore shit like this but..


      One prime example is that the Jews co-existed with the Pole and Germans in 1939. The Arabs don't believe Isreal or the Jews have any right to exist on this planet. They want them gone. What do you think has stalled all of the peace accords? When a point is added where by they have to admit that Jews can live on this planet, the Arabs back out. That difference is still there, Isreal has never decided to rid the planet of Arabs and Muslums.


      It's always easy for the west to look at Isreal's military and side with the "under dogs" but the under dogs have been practicing terrorism. How do you propose to end that? Isreal stops bombing them and buses start blowing up in Isreal. SHould they just back out? Move somewhere else? Is that the solution? They've lived on that land for thousands of years. Note that no Arab nation is willing to give up any land for a Palestinian state either.

    62. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quality troll. The whole mess is kinds turning me in to a Nazi sympathiser.

    63. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Andrew10AE · · Score: 1

      O'Reilly said this, and it really makes sense if you want to see who the terrorists are in this matter...

      "If you disarm Hezbolla today, the violence ends today... ...if you diarm Israel today, Israel ends today/there will be another Holocaust"

      QED.

    64. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, which one of the four unarmed UN observers killed in the attack was a threat to Israel's existence or its people?


      Perhaps UN observation is a bigger threat to this kind of operation than Lebanon itself?

    65. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Even if this DOES turn out to be from him, does this really need to be posted here on Slashdot?

      Yeah, it does. When someone states that they want to join the Nazis to genocide a race, that should be public information. 2AM on IRC or not, it's obvious he meant it.

      And as a side not, he's screwed if this article somehow becomes the top Google hit for his name. He could pretty much forget ever working in his field again. Which, all things considered, is perfectly fine by me.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    66. Re:From IRC, the reason: by makomk · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, at least some of the news coverage suggested that the two soldiers were captured within Lebanon itself. Of course, it's entirely possible this is due to Hezbollah's definition of "Lebanon" differing from the rest of the world's. In any case, I wouldn't trust the IDF to be honest about what really happened - their record of honesty on politically inconvenient matters isn't exactly the best (see also: unarmed civilians, shooting of).

      I still suspect the main reason for the rather excessive Israeli military response is internal politics within Israel itself - it's important for his future political career that Ehud Olmert appears strong in the face of outside attacks. Of course, I could be wrong.

    67. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or like Randal said: Gotta be careful or those porch monkeys will put the sheenie curse on you

    68. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      I don't think he acted on principle. I think he acted on anger. If he acted on principle and those are his principles, then that is worse.

    69. Re:From IRC, the reason: by bytesex · · Score: 1

      Good call. I suppose all I can say is that the last word hasn't been said on that particular affair. If I were 'Sir' Ian Blair, I would be on the look-out for another job for when my feudal protector^W^Wboss Tony leaves, which I hear will be soon enough. And if I were the police officer who couldn't resist executing^Wshooting an innocent person in the head seven times from a few centimeters distance, I'd look for work in places where that kind of thing gets lots better pay (Iraq ?).

      --
      Religion is what happens when nature strikes and groupthink goes wrong.
    70. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In what base you paste a IRC log to Slashdot? Deliberately missing background information too?

      May I ask if you work at MOSSAD? IDF? What kind of a lame spy are you to spy open source IRC channels and post to slashdot?

    71. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      I share what information I have, and I did not make Jani say what he said. Accusations of political motivation on my part are ridiculous.

    72. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not censoring, dipshit.

      A little emotional, are we? You threw the first stone, let it be noted.

      It's called not modding up a possible lie.

      I disagree. This is about an important person and an important person. I think its valid as a basis of discussion as long as we know that it hasn't been verified yet.

      Censorship would be deleting that post.

      Censorship comes in many forms. Some people are saying that the post should not have been posted, which is a form of censorship.

    73. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I feel pretty confident that Jani is neither Jewish nor Palestinian and probably not very religious. Honestly, what on earth does this conflict have to do with him? Yet it has consumed him and controlled him. Truly sad.

      Jani has served as a peacekeeper around the globe, the conflict had killed one of his co-workers. Truely sad indeed.

    74. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between a terrorist attack and a military attack is that the military attack is ordered by and/or traceable to a sovereign government. The terrorist attack is not; it is initiated and executed independently of a governmental organization party to the conflict (ie if the official Lebanese military joined in the fight against Israel, it would be an 'ordinary war', but as it's Hezbollah-- backed by Iran-- the attacks on Israel are terrorist acts).

    75. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Smuttley · · Score: 1

      Rubbish.

      Search the email for "all over" and you get nothing. If you bother to read the email you'll find he says:

      "This is all the information of a non-tactical nature that I can provide you. I cannot give you any info on Hezbollah position, proximity or the amount of or types of sorties the IAF is currently flying. Suffice to say that the activity levels and operational tempo of both parties is currently very high and continuous, with short breaks or pauses. Please understand the nature of my job here is to be impartial and to report violations from both sides without bias. As an Unarmed Military Observer, this is my raison d'etre.

      What I can tell you is this: we have on a daily basis had numerous occasions where our position has come under direct or indirect fire from both artillery and aerial bombing. The closest artillery has landed within 2 meters of our position and the closest 1000 lb aerial bomb has landed 100 meters from our patrol base. This has not been deliberate targeting, but has rather been due to tactical necessity."

      You can read into that how you like, but to quote him as saying the fighters were "all over" the base is just bullshit.

      Cheers,

      Alex

    76. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      The Arabs don't believe Isreal or the Jews have any right to exist on this planet.

      Not entirely true, most Arabs would be happy if Israel, was moved to Canada, then most Arabs wouldn't care. So remember, not liking a mass migration of European Jews into your neighborhood != to seeking extermination of all Jews on the face of the planet.

      --
      I laughed at the weak who considered themselves good because they lacked claws.
    77. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah! It's a pretty common thing to see the world in black and white.

      Besides, it's hardly a European thing, I don't think that most Americans see the shades of grey inherant in the same conflicts.

    78. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 2, Informative

      The term "anti-semitic" is one of the most abused phrases I have heard. The claim that not liking Jews means you dislike all Semitic people is not only grossly inaccurate, is also pejorative towards other Semitic people such as Arabs and Italians who are not a Jewish people.

      The correct phrase would be "anti-Jewish" or "anti-Israeli".

      --
      Lord High Crapflooder The Right Honourable Vlad Craig Esther McDavenpherson III
      Destroyer of Mercatur.Net
    79. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Jani just returned from a 6 month peace-keeping tour in Afgahnistan, one of his co-workers was killed in what was called a deliberate attack on a UN position.

      I was part of the peacekeeping mission in Mogadishu, Somalia. Several of my "co-workers" were killed in very deliberate attacks against US and UN forces. However, if I came home and said that I wanted to join Aryan Nations to kill me some black people, I'd be (rightfully) shunned from polite society.

      I can empathize with Jani, probably more than can 99.9% of Slashdotters, but that doesn't make his outburst acceptable. Understandable, sure, but acceptable.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    80. Re:From IRC, the reason: by PepeGSay · · Score: 0, Troll

      Maybe the UN should stop putting their peacekeeprs in such a idiotically dangerous situation. Maybe the UN peacekeepers should stop being such fucking idiots and stop trying to "keep the peace" while an active shooting war is happening. UN! GET THE FUCK OUT! We'll call you when we need a clean up on aisle 10.

    81. Re:From IRC, the reason: by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Israel is murdering innocent people just to increase it's lebensraum? And what "restraint" are you talking about? That they haven't been putting Arabs in gas chambers, yet? At this pace, they soon will!

      Seriously! This is Poland 1939 all over again!

      I nominate this for the "Slashdot tasteless post of the year 2006" award.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    82. Re:From IRC, the reason: by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

      I agree with you regarding no link, but disagree regarding the appropriateness for Slashdot. If he really wrote that stuff and it explains why he left then it's entirely appropriate.

    83. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ilgaz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You forget the coders of such advanced projects, genious or not are humans too having emotions.

      Some Israel supporting fanatic leaked the log, I really wonder how many days he stayed on that channel just to log some emotional response by a guy having very legit reasons for writing that crap on open channel.

      Your kind of people logging the IRC channels, delibaretely missing information and wishing some great coders "doom" in the future for 7 lines of emotional text is the real reason why people believe conspiracy crap about Israel and Jews.

      Perhaps some European company does not support Israel's recent actions in Lebanon will hire him with 2x the price. You will be very sad yes?

      Can you give the name of the company you work for? I clearly don't want to use any fanatic hiring companies product. As Honeypot has also a meaning in intelligence community, like bots staying on IRC channels and logging whatever they can.

    84. Re:From IRC, the reason: by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

      Having principles is good, having well founded principles is better. Zend is not the Israeli government. Zend didn't drop that bomb. This is just an overly emotional reaction...

    85. Re:From IRC, the reason: by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I'll kill one Israel officer for one of ours
      Wow, I never realised that Finland was part of Lebanon.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    86. Re:From IRC, the reason: by cortana · · Score: 1

      Hmm, good point. I'd not even thought about it before--so ingrained is the assumed meaning of the phrase 'anti-semitic' in my mind. I guess this is one of those cases of the word being used incorrectly so many times that its meaning changes. :(

    87. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mikaelhg · · Score: 1

      mkavanagh2, if you're going to be his accuser, please state your full name.

    88. Re:From IRC, the reason: by aaronwormus · · Score: 1
      Understandable, sure, but acceptable.
      I agree, its vague but still unclear!
    89. Re:From IRC, the reason: by gay358 · · Score: 0, Troll

      But Isreal is targeting civilians even on purpose. For example, destroying the houses where suicide bombers have lived is a collective punishment which is a war crime (as well as many other things Israel does routinely, like forcing palestinians as tying palestinians on the the jeeps and using them as human shields). The persons who suffer because of it, are not just the bomber but his family and neighbours who have had nothing to do with the bombing. And in case of Lebanon, Israel army has said that for each rocket that lands Israel, they are going to destroy 10 Lebanese apartment buildings as an revenge. And don't say that much of the land of palestinians has been returned. That is simply not true. just a tiny part of Gaza has been returned to palestinians, but nothing else. And Israel is still controlling that area with iron grip Israel has returned some destert to Egypt, but that is separate issue. There are still millions of palestinians refugees. And until the ethnical cleansing done by Israel is resolved in a fair way, there won't be peace. Arab countries have offered Israel a peace on the condition of Israel withdrawing behind the borders before 1967 war, but Israel has refused this offer and is constantly and illegally building illegal outposts to the occupied territory and same time preventing palestinians building houses there even though palestinian populations is growing and desperately needs more houses.

    90. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      He is his own accuser. I am a ctrl-c ctrl-v.

    91. Re:From IRC, the reason: by gay358 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not true. Arab countries have promised peace for Israel on the condition on withdrawing behind borders that were before 1967 war, which is an offer Israel has refused. So don't pretend that all arabs want to kill all jews.

    92. Re:From IRC, the reason: by gay358 · · Score: 1

      Most of the prisoner Israel holds have never been sentenced in any court, and they are also not treated as a prisoners of war. Israel should either release all prisoners that are not sentenced of anything and who are not prisoners of war. And it should also stop torturing prisoners.

    93. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Israel has the right to defend itself.

      Against the UN?

      Besides, taking out civilian infrastructure is hardly defense, it seems to be aimed at causing a humanitarian crisis.

    94. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, which one of the four unarmed UN observers killed in the attack was a threat to Israel's existence or its people?

      Trick question? All four of them!
    95. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Dang it! Sigh.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    96. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mikaelhg · · Score: 1

      You will neither refer to a trustworthy source nor put your name behind your words?

      If he wants to pursue a libel case against you, I'm good for a $50 donation.

    97. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Where is rest of the log? Perhaps some jerk there said "Good riddance, those Hizbullah supporting UN guys died" and he responded furiously as ex UN peacekeeper? Same person, perhaps that jerk leaking log accused him for being nazi? He responded more furiously?

      I didn't know PHP was such a politically/religiously infested project. This "From IRC, the reason" topic will make history for sure. Not his "doom" as some morons pray for. Perhaps companies and governments will have their reservations knowing how this project is full with fanatics logging IRC channels for future leaks?

      Boomerang theory you know. You try to do "evil", you get "evil"

    98. Re:From IRC, the reason: by ClayDowling · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this entire discussion is entirely off topic. It's also very non-productive. Whether or not Israel/Lebanon is full of bad people who make bad decisions or the chosen people of God who have divine right to this land isn't really relevant to the PHP project.

      If you want to fight this fight, go find a Jew or an Arab directly involved in the fight and have it out with them. Privately. Not here. Not in the PHP project mailing list. Jan did the right thing: he had a problem with the people behind the project, so he left. He's not dragging the project down. He's not making a lot of noise over nothing. He's letting the people who don't have a problem get on with doing their thing.

    99. Re:From IRC, the reason: by gay358 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And Israel might not be interested in killing the maximum number of civilians, but it doesn't cary much of civilian victims and it is doing war crimes and delibetarely destroyng civilian infrastructure. And just days ago Israel army said that for each rocket lacunhed to Israel it will revenge by destroyng 10 Lebanese apartment buildings. And Israelis might not be handing out candies on streets of Tel Aviv, but Israeli children write messages like "From Israel with Love" to the bombs (warning, gory images) Israel drops to Lebanon.

    100. Re:From IRC, the reason: by fitsy · · Score: 2, Informative

      He refers to one (Finnish) of the four UN peacekeepers which were bombed (some say deliberately) by the Israelis a couple of days ago. Search your favourite news site for the full details.

    101. Re:From IRC, the reason: by jdowland · · Score: 1

      1) condemning Israel is not the same as supporting Hezobllah, thus, condemning Hezobllah is no defence for condemnation.
      2) there may be "500 million gentiles" surrounding Israel but it is nonsense to say they all unoquivically want it wiped off the map.

    102. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (Posting as AC to avoid undoing my moderation)
      Come on mods. Copy and pasted IRC logs, posted without a referencing link, +5?
      I modded up as "Interesting", for want of a "I'm not sure about the accuracy of this post, but it needs to be commented on" mod tag.
      Even if this DOES turn out to be from him, does this really need to be posted here on Slashdot?
      You must be new here.

      That's a question for the poster, not the moderators.

      Further to another mod I did today, perhaps we need another new category "-1, Spammer"

    103. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      For corroboration, see the comment from another user that confirms this is real.

      As for a name behind the words, the name is Jani Taskinen, and the words are his. If he wants to sue himself for libel, that's entirely his own business and maybe you could donate $50 split 1:1 between his claimant and defendant lawyers.

    104. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Bytal · · Score: 1

      It has already released all the 400 Lebanese prisoners who were not indicted and the only Lebanese prisoners Israel has kept are the ones who had a fair trial and have been convicted. Like for example Samir Qantar. The whole problem is that Hezbollah is using these prisoners as an excuse. Every time Israel makes a deal with them, Hezbollah waits for a year or two and then attacks again hoping for another deal with Israel giving up even more every time. Sheba farms are recognized by the UN as Syrian so Israel can't possibly give them to another country until Syria officially says it's ok, the Lebanese prisoners in jail have all been convicted of crimes and most of those crimes have been regular offenses like murder or theft, not political at all.

    105. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ilgaz · · Score: 0, Troll

      That IRC log paster is a really interesting guy indeed. If some guys didn't write background info, you would assume we are dealing with a complete nazi developer here.

      I really wonder the "back" of that log. What kind of provocation by some fanatics made him write those.

      Also how many spies Israel has on IRC channels, logging and keeping logs for future.

    106. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      I will happily paste any context that anyone from the channel wants to give me. I don't have any more context than I have already given throughout this thread.

    107. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The closest artillery has landed within 2 meters of our position.... This has not been deliberate targeting, but has rather been due to tactical necessity.

      When the enemy is so close that tactical necessity dictates that artillery is landing 2 METERS AWAY, they are indeed all over.

      The original poster shouldn't have used quotes, but your nitpicking is much, much worse.

      So, are you:

      1) Illiterate
      2) Innumerate
      3) Stupid
      4) Brutally ignorant of the metric system
      5) Psychotic
      6) Attempting a nauseatingly mendacious spin attempt that's about as effective as a cat trying to bury a turd on a hardwood floor
      7) All of the above

      Hmm?

      My guess would be 5 combined with 6, but it's your call.

    108. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Could you be victim of some fanatics deliberately not giving the context? This recent Mideast crap really effected people. For example I gave up a site, IRC network and forum since they proved openly to be complete Israel fanatics in degree of leaking/abusing user information.

      That was NOT a political site, supposed to be a technical, nice looking , old site. Their admins started to post some fanatic stuff.

    109. Re:From IRC, the reason: by gay358 · · Score: 1

      I was talking about all prisoners Israel holds, not just the Lebanese prisoners.

    110. Re:From IRC, the reason: by podperson · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      A little history: Finland (.fi) was attacked by the Soviet Union during WWII. As a result they ended up becoming allied with Nazi Germany (enemy of my enemy, etc.). After WWII, because they were on the wrong side (i.e. Axis) they got screwed (territory stolen from them by the USSR was not given back). So I imagine that there is some undercurrent of ill feeling in Finland, that Nazi sympathies are not unknown, and a lot of the "conventional wisdom" we have here (Nazi / antisemitism = unacceptable, Israel = good, etc.) is not something one can take for granted. Consider that before WWII extreme anti-Jewish attitudes were perfectly acceptable in American drawing rooms. Heck, in the 50's my (Jewish) aunt and uncle became Unitarians so they could move into a restricted neighborhood in suburban Washington D.C. and he could advance in his career.

      Even so, if this IRC transcript is accurate, he seems to be well beyond the pale.

    111. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all other members of the UN security council wanted to condemn Israel for attacking the UN post but USA (freedom and democracy) vetoed it....

      Is that true?!!!

      Then you wonder why Bush has a failed mideast policy. Not to mention the left hand sending Condi Rice as a peace negotiator while the right hand delivers "please rush" weapons to the Israelis.

      I wonder what Israel would have to do to get condemed by Bush - not signing international treaties on nuclear weapons proliferation didn't do it (every civilized country as signed), not agreeing not to use chemical/biological weapons (ditto), now targeting UN peacekeepers despite numerous requests in the preceding few days from the UN to make sure they knew they were there and requests not to target them...

      I still don't understand why the USA has this position. It costs us $2.5B a year and only serves to destabilize the mideast and make us a target for terrorism. It seems the USA would be better off adopting a more neutral policy on Israel like Europe.

    112. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      http://www.matimop.org.il/newrdinf/company/c3486.h tm

      Zend is based in Israel. It must have lots of Israelis in community. Lets say there are fanatics in that community which actually trolled him enough to write such stuff he would never really believe in.

      You think such an advanced coder who SERVED in UN, an agency which was started as response to Nazi nightmare, to prevent it from happening again would belive what he wrote?

      Check Yahoo message boards etc to see how low some fanatics (yes, from Israel too) can get.

    113. Re:From IRC, the reason: by robinjo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it's true, that's a nice little bit of anti-Semitism at the end. He may want to be anti-Israel, but he's just exposed himself as a garden-variety anti-Semite, too.

      Writing as a fellow Finn, I can assure you that most people here don't know the difference between Jews and Israel. I'm sure Jani only has hard opinions against the government and the politics of the Israel state.

      Furthermore, I really think that the anti-semitist card has been used for far too long already. Hitler did a horrible crime against Jews but Israel shouldn't use that to gain political advantage any more. Israel is not the weak little victim in this conflict.

    114. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mikaelhg · · Score: 1

      Did the "other user" identify himself or name a trustworthy source, or have you perhaps somehow managed to get two accounts?

      I think this is enough for reasonable people to draw judgement of this case. You are using your perceived anonymity on the Internet to make up stories.

    115. Re:From IRC, the reason: by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of the fanatics that are out there. From the couple of things I've read in this topic attributed to Jani, he sounds like he's one of those fanatics.

    116. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I do think that he could believe what he wrote. I don't know that it's the case, but I wholeheartedly think that it is possible.

    117. Re:From IRC, the reason: by slashkitty · · Score: 1
      If he's off to join Hezbollah, I'm sure that conversation is all he needs on his resume.

      After his comments, I feel dirty for even using PHP.

      --
      -- these are only opinions and they might not be mine.
    118. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Erwos · · Score: 1

      "Furthermore, I really think that the anti-semitist card has been used for far too long already. Hitler did a horrible crime against Jews but Israel shouldn't use that to gain political advantage any more. Israel is not the weak little victim in this conflict."

      I don't understand how you can rationalize "fuck you, jews" to be anti-Israel, and not anti-Semitic.

      -Erwos

      --
      Plausible conjecture should not be misrepresented as proof positive.
    119. Re:From IRC, the reason: by McNihil · · Score: 0

      Thanks I learned something new today because I ended up here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semitic Very informative

    120. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your long winded reply carefully ignores the fact that Israel is using disproportionate and collective punishment (backed by the U.S. as usual). That's why so many people around the world are sick of their weasel words and excuses.

    121. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      If that LOG stayed as "alone" out there, I would believe we would be dealing with a real nazi out there. Background information gives me some insight of complete cost of war which even extends to technical projects like PHP.

      Are there people who thinks bombing of UN post was a good thing? Openly saying it too? I see there are. Half of them agent provocetaurs of course, unfortunately living in this crap area named Mid-East gives you some sort of idea of which disgusting games, spy tricks may be played even on IRC.

      If guy didn't have UN background and the innocent UN peace keepers didn't get bombed, that log doesn't mean anything else than you suggest. If I didn't see people calling UN "Hizboullah supporter", "good riddance they got bombed"...

    122. Re:From IRC, the reason: by robinjo · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how you can rationalize "fuck you, jews" to be anti-Israel, and not anti-Semitic.

      Dude, nobody hates jews as a race or as individuals up here. Many oppose of their politics in Israel, though. Any jews living here don't have to worry about their security a single bit.

    123. Re:From IRC, the reason: by fitsy · · Score: 1

      Penile matter, the cause of the problems is Israel moving civilians & infrastructure on land conquered during wars. And the two huge jails known as the West Bank and Gaza.

    124. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      There are, maybe 5 million Jew's in Israel and over 500 million gentiles around them that want them all dead. *THAT* is what they are defending themselves against.

      Not every Arab is a terrorist nor does every Arab want the destruction of Israel. Such a characterization is along the same lines as "Every Jew wants to steal Muslim land therefore we are defending ourselves against Israeli aggression".

      --
      The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education. - Paul Feyerabend
    125. Re:From IRC, the reason: by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      I believe this is kinda what the USA is doing to David Hicks in Cuba, and the other "terrorists" that have been held without charge or trial for 4.5 years, and who have (until very recently) been denied status as Prisoners of War.

    126. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is terrorism wrong?

      In my book terrorism is more heinous than armed conflict because of the indiscriminant and intentional killing of innocent civilians is wrong. The whys and the wherefores just cloud the issue.

      Isreal is killing a lot of civilians intentionally and indiscriminantly. So are you serious about terrorism? Because if you are, this should be repugnant to you... All the justification, posturing, etc... everything else... its all just politics.

      To take a page from Bush's play book: You're either with us or against us. In this case "us" is civilians, whether they're Isreali, American, Iraqi, Palestinian or Lebanese.

    127. Re:From IRC, the reason: by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Jews are a race. Some of the people living in Israel are Jewish, but there's no 1:1 relation. I don't think a hair stylist in Boca Raton, Florida who had bacon and eggs this morning and hasn't been to Temple since her grandfather died should get a hearty "Fuck you" because some idiots who share her race on the other side of the world have gone rabidly overboard on a zero tolerance policy. Heck, there are plenty of countries that have had bad policies and done some pretty nasty stuff. I don't run around saying "Fuck you Irish" because quite a bit of the population of the United States are of Irish ancestry and I don't like the Trail of Tears or the Iraqi invasion and occupation.

      All that said, I have a feeling he was not thinking rationally... post-trauma is where quite a bit of anger based racism comes from. Unfortunately that's how the cycle of violence continues. A very human reaction.: it's not an excuse, but neither is his reaction exceptional.

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    128. Re:From IRC, the reason: by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, most Muslims follow the Koran, which instructs them to care for and protect Jews and Christians
      .
      Comparing all Arabs to the Wahabists is like saying all Americans are like those mid-west bible thumping fundies, or that GW is a typical American.

      You should also keep in mind that for most of the history of Palestine post Roman occupation apart from the period around the crusades, Jews and Arabs have lived reasonably successfully together in the Middle East, up until The foundation of the modern state of Israel. Yes, there were incidents of anti-semitism, but these were not the norm for about 1600 years.

    129. Re:From IRC, the reason: by stry_cat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't really think this IRC log is true. PHP has been linked to Zend since PHP3. Zend has had some serious links to Isreal since the beginning. According to http://www.zend.com/company/management Zeev Suraski is a graduate of the Technion-Israel Institute of Technology as is Andi Gutmans. According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Php

      Zeev Suraski and Andi Gutmans, two Israeli developers at the Technion - Israel Institute of Technology, rewrote the parser in 1997 and formed the base of PHP 3, changing the language's name to the recursive initialism "PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor". The development team officially released PHP/FI 2 in November 1997 after months of beta testing. Public testing of PHP 3 began immediately and the official launch came in June 1998. Suraski and Gutmans then started a new rewrite of PHP's core, producing the Zend engine in 1999.[2] They also founded Zend Technologies in Ramat Gan, Israel, which is actively involved with PHP development.

      The link as been there since the late 1990's. So if Jani had these views he wouldn't have started with PHP in the early 2000's.

      Also if he really believed this, he most likely would have said something about it in his message so as to help damage the project. His messsage was clearly crafted to get him out of the project immediately without causing a major problem (of course /. will make a mountain out of a molehill anyday). It's pretty obvious he's leaving over some kind of interpersonal relation problem with some or all of the team. Instead of making accusations, hurling insults, or trying to damage people's reputation, he's taken the honorable way out and qickly leaves. Yes this makes some of the uninformed masses speculate but this is going a little far even for the /. crowd.

    130. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Erwos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, but the problem is, if you can't make the distinction between Jews and Israelis, any serious hatred towards Israelis promptly carries over towards Jews. This is part of the problem with the whole "anti-Zionist, not anti-Semitic" paradigm - one seems to lead directly to the other in many cases. I refer you to The Journal of Conflict Resolution for more information about this phenomenon.

      I never, ever intended to say that Finns were all Jew-haters, and I definitely don't believe that. I am saying that anti-Israeli sentiment in Europe often carries over into anti-Jewish sentiment.

      I also don't get your whole "holocaust guilt trip" thing. Who's using the holocaust to rationalize stopping Hezbollah from kidnapping Israeli soldiers and launching artillery strikes against Haifa?

      -Erwos

      --
      Plausible conjecture should not be misrepresented as proof positive.
    131. Re:From IRC, the reason: by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      I think his argument is that they were both created from thin air by the group of nations that won WWII. I don't really think the argument works, but I've heard it before. The idea is (overly) simple: if you accept the United Nations as a political entity, you have to accept Israel, since they were both formed by roughly the same nations with the same amount of authority.

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    132. Re:From IRC, the reason: by chill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Israel was able to make peace with Egypt and Jordan. They returned captured land, the Sinai, when Egypt recognized Israel's right to exist. I believe Syria is refusing to recognize Israel's right to exist and thus isn't getting the Golan Hights back until they do.

      Hamas doesn't recognize Israel's right to exist, either, so they get they ass handed to them on a plate.

      Gotta love the Arab argument about willing to live with Israel at the 1967 borders -- AFTER they lost three wars with them. Had they been so willing in 1967, none of this would be an issue.

        Charles

      --
      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    133. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      I don't think you read previous comments.

      This outburst comes after Israeli airstrikes and artillery killed a Finnish UN peacekeeper in Lebanon. Jani Taskinen is or has been a UN peacekeeper and friends of his indicate he has served in Lebanon, even in the outpost that was attacked. There's some background and some "provocation" but there's no justification.

    134. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few weeks ago, I was trying to find any justification whatsoever for the arab nonsense that goes on in the middle east. I ended up reading several encyclopedia articles, and not one of them had Israel doing something unprovoked.

      I especially like how Hamas broke the cease-fire about a month ago, and when Israel attacked back, Hamas had the gall to ask for another cease-fire. Obviously, diplomacy has not worked, and will not work. They left Lebanon, they left Gaza, and in return they get cross-border raids by extremists.

      The arab militants cause all this shit, and then whine when they get the smack down. A recent article had a quote from Hezbollah stating that they were expecting the normal, limited response from Israel for the kidnappings. If they accept the 'normal' consequences of their actions, then Israel has no choice but to ramp up their response to a level that is unacceptable for the militants. They think this is some game. "Hay guys, I'm bored. Let's go kill some Jews and kidnap a few soldiers. It'll be fun. Israel will just sit there and take it like always, it'll be a grand ol' time."

      Groups like Hezbollah exist solely for hatred, and they are funded by the surrounding arab countries who want to keep the region unstable. Israel does not exist for hatred or genocide.

      It's a shame innocent civilians die, yes, but as a sovereign nation, Israel's priority is to protect its own people, and you cannot fault them for that. You can, however, fault the cowardly and child-like behavior of Islamic militants. If I were Lebanese, I would be really pissed at the morons who provoked Israel.

    135. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Smuttley · · Score: 1

      Rubbish again. It still does not show they were "all over" the base.

      He did not say how many times artillery landed 2 metres from the post. Could be once, or could be 100 times. He did not say why it landed there, Maybe a lone fighter was seen near the post maybe there were 100 of them.

      I'm not trying to spin anything I'm just trying to correct a quote that is blatently false. I provided a full quote from the email and let the reader decide for themselves rather than doing a Fox News and giving people my opinion as a fact.

      I guess you are:

      1) The orignal poster
      2) The orignal poster
      3) All of the above

      Cheers

    136. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Helping an Israeli company helps the Israeli government. Helping the Israeli government helps the Isreali Defense Foces which in turn kills hundreds of civilians


      How far do you want to take this logic? Giving Joe Blow in Missouri a free lunch helps him save money which help him pay his taxes which helps the US government which helps the Israeli government which helps the IDF which kills civilians, right?


      Or: helping Jane Blow in Mexico City helps her help her brother Joe Blow...


      Responsability lies with people who directly support or participate in any given action. If Zend hasn't done anything more than pay its taxes, you can't honestly say that it is directly culpable in the klling of hunderds of civilians.

    137. Re:From IRC, the reason: by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      Wow, you make a really dubious leap from events that happened over 60 years ago to suggest Finland is a hotbed of extreme right politics. In fact, Finland has never had a far right movement of any significant size, even when these things were fashionable in the 1930's. There was the Lapua movement, but that was a small group with very hazy political views. As for resentment over the land taken by the Soviet Union, there is no serious interest in reclaiming this territory. Every Finnish citizen in that territory was rehomed across the rest of Finland before the land was ceded to the Soviets. Since then, a few tiny groups have tried to raise the issue of this territory, and even the status of Karelia, which has a some cultural affinity with Finland. This hasn't produced much interest in the populace at large in Finland (nor in the Karelians).

      So, you imagining of strong Nazi symapthies in Finland are just that - your imagination. As for the Finnish experience in World War Two, the Finns fought three wars, twice against the Soviets and once against the Germans in Lapland. Even when they were allied to the Axis bloc, Finland retained full independence and did not implement racial policies. The typical Finn is not Aryan, being racially closer to the Slavs that were so despised by Hitler.

    138. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Israel has the right to defend itself."

      Depends what you say as defence.
      What would you say if they would nuke Libanon?
      Or the USA would nuke Syria?

      Problem is EVERYONE except the lapdog USA agreed that this act
      (destroying UN building and killing 4 of them) must be
      punished by the UN council.

      Israel made USA to veto against it.

      Do you think thats fair?

      I think its bullshit.

      (That being said, I dont think this is a reason to quit
      developing PHP because IF you need a reason to
      quit with php it would be because the language is
      MISDESIGNED ,-) )

    139. Re:From IRC, the reason: by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      Israel was certainly not created by "the group of nations that won WWII". It was created by Jewish refugees from Europe, who carried out terrorist attacks on the British administration in Palestine, and then proceeded to ethnically cleanse large chunks of Palestine to form Israel. Large numbers of the displaced Palestinians ended up in Lebanon, where they and their descendants form much of the support base for Hisbullah. This influx of Palestinians caused tensions inside Lebanon and was partly behind the massacres carried out by Christian militias during Israels 1982 invasion.

    140. Re:From IRC, the reason: by robinjo · · Score: 1

      One thing worth noting is also that Finland is a very homogenous country. Almost everybody are ethnically finnish. In spoken language we even refer to our swedish speaking minority as swedes even though they have nothing more than a language common with our western neighbour.

      So people in Finland tend to associate people with countries instead of races. The only exception is maybe black people who are mostly associated with somali.

    141. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it's true not all Jews (Israelis?) are responsible for the actions of their government, in this particular case it's mostly irrelevant. There's very strong consensus among Israelis that the actions of the government are justified. Israelis are known for having an extremely diversified political positions, and Israel has some extremely left-wing parties like 'Peace Now'. All of them support the war. Those are the same groups that protest against the security fence, the same groups that help Palestinians in border crossings; For a change, they support the war. And they know why.

      Regarding the UN incident, while I have no idea what happened there, I think it takes an idiot to think that this was an intentional attack. Whenever you analyze an action and you try to understand what's behind it, look at the interests. What interest can Israel possibly have for attacking UN posts? Except for expelling people from the PHP development team that is...

    142. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      Have fun with your "dormant puppet account" conspiracy theories. I guess if I was Mossad then I would have such accounts.

      But then, if I was Mossad I would kidnap you from your home country and fly you to Israel to prosecute you for whatever. So you'd better watch out.

    143. Re:From IRC, the reason: by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Israel offered Gaza to the Egyptians as part of the Sinai withdrawal. They wouldn't take it. Egypt is arguably more afraid of radical islamists than Israel, and demonstrably harsher in their treatment of them.

    144. Re:From IRC, the reason: by rasjani · · Score: 1
      Finnish media reported that the UN Observers where bombed for *hours* and they where calling their own representatives and israeli fire lead to stop the bombing because the bombs where getting very close to the observation post. Had few beers but if i remember right, the bombings start around 13:30 finnish time and OP went quiet around 19:15 when the made direct hit into the bunker where the 3 un personnel where located. All the pleas where replied by "Yes, we will stop the bombarding" but it didnt happen.

      Name of the finnish officer was published today.

      --
      yush
    145. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      I nominate this for the "Slashdot tasteless post of the year 2006" award.

      It's competing in a tough field. Plus, the year is barely half over.

      You must be new here.

    146. Re:From IRC, the reason: by rasjani · · Score: 1

      What is said post above, and his/her post is modded as a troll makes one wonder how true his comment really is.

      --
      yush
    147. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose you break into my house to try to kill me. I have the right to defend myself. Therefore, I will launch missiles at your entire block, killing you, your family, and some other people who happened to live there, some of whom maybe thought it was okay for you to try to kill me, and others who thought you were wrong but weren't in a position to condemn you.

      What? You think what I did was wrong? The only alternative is for me to sit passively, doing absolutely nothing. You must admit I have the right to defend myself! I was showing restraint, after all. I could have cluster-bombed your whole neighborhood if I'd had a mind to.

    148. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh, Israel defending themself etc...

      How about you do a little research, start eg. here.
      http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=vie wArticle&code=20060724&articleId=2807

    149. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems that you can't understand the basics.

      Israel is the state that is currently killing the people from other countries, even the UN peace forces that are around there. They are the nazis trying to genocide all the other races around there, and you can bet that Jani isn't the only one pissed by all the hypocrital actitude towards the massive killing that it's taking place.

      Jews have been killing people too many time and whenever someone tries to point out that they cry "look, a nazi anti-semit!", "they want to kill us like in the II WW", but the fact is that only very few people can believe that shit today.

    150. Re:From IRC, the reason: by greywire · · Score: 1

      I still don't understand why the USA has this position. It costs us $2.5B a year and only serves to destabilize the mideast and make us a target for terrorism.

      Exactly.

      --
      -- Senior Software Engineer, Attorney appearance services, locallawyerapp.com.
    151. Re:From IRC, the reason: by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      That email was written july 18th. They were bombed on july 24th or july 25th (cant recall). I'm sure that he would be writing to a different tune now. Of course since he is mising and presumed dead, we cant really ask him now can we?

      --
      I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time...
    152. Re:From IRC, the reason: by fishdan · · Score: 1
      I can assure you that most people here don't know the difference between Jews and Israel

      Wow. You're saying people who commit hate crimes are ignorant? SHUT UP!!!

      I really think that the anti-semitist card has been used for far too long already. Hitler did a horrible crime against Jews but Israel shouldn't use that to gain political advantage any more

      Israel is NOT using that for political advantage. They are merely acknowledging the reality that given the opportunity, someone will again try to exterminate Jews. You'll be hard pressed to find a century where that hasn't happened. Israel represents people saying "We will no longer leave our security in the hands of others, and we will hold people accountable for the actions of their neighbors." And given the fact that the Holocaust happened once, they are forever allowed to feel that way.

      --
      Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
    153. Re:From IRC, the reason: by EatAtJoes · · Score: 1

      They aren't intentionally targeting civilian targets

      Care to provide any proof for your baseless assertion? Exactly what do you call dropping a 500-pound bomb on a house with a family sleeping inside? An "oopsie"?

      Hezbollah has chosen to use Lebanese non-combatants as human shields

      Two points: 1) that doesn't justify killing the shield. I suppose you think that when a criminal takes a hostage you should simply blow up the building? 2) I suppose you think it's OK to blow up anything -- hospitals, orphanages, you name it -- if Israeli intelligence assures you there were Hizbollah inside? Cause they never, ever lie about that kind of stuff, oh no ...

      This is precisely the kind of apologism that emboldens the Israeli government to carry out it's genocidal policies, and it's no accident either that so many people are brainwashed to think this way. The Israel/US axis has an intellectual stranglehold on the press in the US. You can read a lot more reality coming from the Israeli press. Israel absolutely targets civilian targets, much like the US military has done in Fallujah and elsewhere.

    154. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if Germany had won WWII none of this would be an issue. The Nazis had some sort of final solution to the Israeli problem, can't remember the details but apparently it was pretty effective.

    155. Re:From IRC, the reason: by aevans · · Score: 1

      That's not news. If Germany had American copyright laws, Herr Goebbels' descendants could sue DailyKos.com for infringement.

    156. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mikaelhg · · Score: 0, Troll

      You must have answered the wrong message there.

      A more probable explanation is that you're just some kid in your parent's basement, you've gotten away with anonymous Internet libel before, and you don't have first hand experience with consequences.

    157. Re:From IRC, the reason: by aevans · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about all the Palestinian Jews, and all the Jews from around the Middle East that have been driven out of their countries and found refuge in Israel?

    158. Re:From IRC, the reason: by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You think such an advanced coder who SERVED in UN, an agency which was started as response to Nazi nightmare, to prevent it from happening again would belive what he wrote?

      I'm a bit confused here. Are you trying to imply anyone who doesn't support Israeli policies - in this case an attack against another country - is a Nazi ? Does the rest of the world owe Israel unconditional support because a bunch of madmen murdered a lot of jews 60 years ago ? And does the world owe similar unconditional support for Russia, gypsies, homosexuals, communists, and every other group of people the Nazis persecuted ?

      In fact I'm a bit uncertain if there were any group of people the Nazis didn't persecute at one time or another - not even Nazis themselves were safe from being murdered by other Nazis, as the SA learned to their sorrow.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    159. Re:From IRC, the reason: by ceejayoz · · Score: 1
    160. Re:From IRC, the reason: by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The idea is (overly) simple: if you accept the United Nations as a political entity, you have to accept Israel, since they were both formed by roughly the same nations with the same amount of authority.

      This idea is patently ridiculous. I and my friends can form an organization and call ourselves "The World Union" if we want. We don't need any external authorization to associate in such a way. Does that mean that we have the authority to declare some of our neighbours backyard to be an independent nation ?

      Any group of sovereign nations can form a political entity, call it whatever they like and give it as much authority over themselves as they please. EU was formed in this way. This in no way implies that any other action taken by these nations is legitimate (or illegitimate for that matter).

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    161. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Wizy · · Score: 1

      Forever? Are you serious?

      We can just disagree on that one. I do agree that people will try, forever, to exterminate them. I am not sure why. I am no anti-semite. I, just as you have, can look at history though. It seems that every major civilization, every milestone reached where you could call it a new society, has tried to kill or enslave the jews. Why? I dont have the slightest idea. But I do find it odd that it continually happens to them no matter where they might be gathered or what race/country/society is currently in power.

    162. Re:From IRC, the reason: by aevans · · Score: 0, Troll

      The discussion started about a Nazi who quit working for a company because it was owned Jews. Godwin's law has no relevance, except in reverse, because the fact was initially hidden.

    163. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, any comment now might be fueled by emotion instead of reason. A comment made before the 25th has more of a chance of being a level-headed consideration of facts.

    164. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      His outburst is both understandable and acceptable.

      I can't believe people are so biased there no one noticed he accused the israelis of behaving like nazis, not proposed to become a nazi itself of made apology of what the nazis did.

      (the civilian death toll is pretty clear on which side considers killing innocents is acceptable since they don't belong the the same "race")

    165. Re:From IRC, the reason: by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Hey, I said I didn't agree with it, I was just relating the theory. I can also tell you about the Heliocentric model of the solar system and how Star Trek warp drives work. Doesn't mean I'm saying they are real.

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    166. Re:From IRC, the reason: by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Yup, that's pretty much why (as I said) I don't agree with it. A group of sovereign nations agreeing to work together is far different from a group of nations assigning land that isn't under their claim to a particular government. It has a certain simplistic appeal, but the two situations are not really comparable at all.

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    167. Re:From IRC, the reason: by radtea · · Score: 1

      Their actions are defensive and justified. If there is going to be peace, Hezbolla needs to stand down, disarm, and give back Lebanon to the Lebanese people.

      Don't you mean, "Give back Lebanon to the Lebanese people who are still left alive"?

      Look, Israel has a right to exist. What at least some of us critical of Israel's war on Lebanon don't get is how "Israel has a right to exist" is in any way logically related to "Israel has a right to kill hundreds of innocent people." This is beyond the Big Lie: it is the Big Non Sequitur.

      The implicit argument that Irsael's defenders make is that Israel has no other option but to bomb Lebanon back into the '70's, destroying a functioning democratic state.

      But this is false. It has only been a year since Syria was induced by a mix of domestic and international pressure to pull out of Lebanon. The Lebanese economy was still rebuilding after the civil war and the democratically elected government still struggling to build unity within the country across different kooky religions. Changes and improvements were continuing to happen in Lebanon, and life there was getting harder for Hezbollah, not easier. There are any number of things that Israel and her allies could have done to support that process of change--pushing for a beefed up UN mission of the kind being proposed currently, for example.

      "Jaw jaw is better than war war," said a well-known fellow who saw a great deal of both.

      Israel had not even begun to exhaust the options that were available when it started bombing and killing innocent Lebanese (and the odd Finn and a few Canadians here and there.)

      It is well known that war is never economically rational. It is always a dead loss, and there are always cheaper means to achieve the same ends. Therefore, those who would defend Israel's war need to be aware that they are trying to justify a fundamentally irrational act. Dozens of Israelis have been killed in the past few weeks who would not have died had Israel not elected to go to war. So "saving Israeli lives" cannot be invoked as a justification for war.

      The justification for invading another nation is always prospective. It is based on the usually-false belief that certain desirable outcomes will be achieved if the invasion takes place. "Iraqis will become a pluralistic democracy... England will have it's neck wrung like a chicken... Russia will capitulate when we reach Moscow... We will have peace once Hezbollah is destroyed..." These desired outcomes almost never come about. A "short victorious war" more often than not becomes a long inglorious defeat.

      Geeks will be aware how often managers make plans based on hopeless optimism. There is good evidence that wars start based on just this kind of thinking, and I highly recommend anyone interested in modern warfare read the linked book. You will never try to justify pre-emptive war on rational grounds again.

      --
      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
    168. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Tankko · · Score: 1

      >>But I do find it odd that it continually

      I don't. It's all about religion, the most horrible thing ever created by man.

      Religion is responsible for more hate and death in this world than anything else. It breads hate and robs people of the tool of reason to overcome that hate.

    169. Re:From IRC, the reason: by tweek · · Score: 1

      I think it's mostly religious. Certain people of the Christian faith probably hate the Jews for being the "chosen people" and others might hate them for "rejecting the Messiah". Certain people of the Muslim faith might take that whole "Issac and Ishmael" thing pretty seriously.

      There is nothing that anyone can do. Personally, I'm on Israel's side in this but I'm realistic in thinking that there is nothing that anyone can do until both sides kill each other totally.

      --
      "Fighting the underpants gnomes since 1998!" "Bruce Schneier knows the state of schroedinger's cat"
    170. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, most Muslims follow the Koran, which instructs them to care for and protect Jews and Christians

      Oh! Is that what the Koran says? Last time I read the book, it had a very different message:

      "Believers, take neither Jews nor Christians for your friends." (Surah 5:51)

      "...make war on the leaders of unbelief...Make war on them: God will chastise them at your hands and humble them. He will grant you victory over them..." (Surah 9:12-)

      "Believers, make war on the infidels who dwell around you. Deal firmly with them." (Surah 9:121-)


      Face it, the book requires that you make war upon non-believers. Anyone that thinks that strict followers of the Koran will be content with the destruction of Israel is a fool. In a hundred years, they'll be approaching Christian nations.
    171. Re:From IRC, the reason: by tweek · · Score: 1

      "Some Israel supporting fanatic leaked the log,"

      Why does he have to be a fanatic? It was totally relevent to the conversation at hand. Is someone who supports the side of an issue you obviously don't support a fanatic?

      --
      "Fighting the underpants gnomes since 1998!" "Bruce Schneier knows the state of schroedinger's cat"
    172. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I also don't get your whole "holocaust guilt trip" thing. Who's using the holocaust to rationalize stopping Hezbollah from kidnapping Israeli soldiers and launching artillery strikes against Haifa?

      USA is, if indirectly. They blocked the resolution telling Israel "you went too far in bombing the UN post!", and USA's support for Israel is largely based on guilt about Holocaust. Of course that's not the main theme today but the whole Israel lobby in USA was based on that originally, and it's clear that without that decades old guilt USA's relationship with the state of Israel would be very different today

    173. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously the part before 'hehehe' is cut, but 'hell yeah' might be meant as irony.

      I suppose we'll find out sooner or later, I doubt Jani will be silent on the issue much longer. Absence of a response isn't proof he did say and mean it, but it would certainly be very foolish in any other case.

      If we follow Occam's razor then surely he would deny the words if the logs aren't true while if they are he would apologise for a sad, emotional rant. I suspect returning from his decision that he cannot work on PHP as long as Israeli Zend backs it is rather impossible at this point, but that decision in itself is respectable even for people like me who disagree with the logic (or even viewpoint) behind it. It is his right not to want to work with Israelis, but for his own sake I hope he tries to do some damage control.

      And I think his PHP contributions are not the most notable background here. He's a UN peacekeeper and has in fact been stationed in Lebanon. If you think the PHP team is not going to be happy about this publicity, think of how the UN should feel when there own forces make such emotional hateful rants in public after a "friendly" fire incident - as bad as that incident may be. That might also be why he has no priority to defend himself towards the open source world, he's probably doing all he can by now to keep his job and avoid an official investigation. Or maybe he's preparing a libel case (or would IRC/Slashdot constitute slander?).

    174. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Erwos · · Score: 1

      "They blocked the resolution telling Israel "you went too far in bombing the UN post!", and USA's support for Israel is largely based on guilt about Holocaust."

      I'm just curious - do you have any sources backing this assertion up? Where do you live?* I've spoken to many, many folks here, and "guilt over the Holocaust" has never been brought up. Indeed, judging from the latest statistics I saw, many or most Americans don't even know much about it. I think you're wrong, and you're majorly overplaying that "issue". More likely, most Americans support Israel because they're a fellow democracy, and maybe because of the whole evangelical thing.

      -Erwos

      *I'm guessing not in the US, but maybe I'm wrong - hence I ask.

      --
      Plausible conjecture should not be misrepresented as proof positive.
    175. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not exactly pro-Israel (I think their response is disproportionate and horrific, though it looks like Hezbollah deliberately pushed them into that position to do them in), but it's not like Zend is the one dropping bombs on Lebanon and killing UN peacekeepers. There are a lot of people in Israel, and not everyone agrees with what their government is doing (just as it is in the US with regard to Iraq).

      And no, I wasn't a UN peacekeeper and I wasn't fired on by Israeli troops (deliberately or not), but for him to pass judgement on a whole group of people based on the actions of their government, without even knowing exactly what all of their opinions are, is extremely immature regardless of the situation.

    176. Re:From IRC, the reason: by X.25 · · Score: 1

      ..so those katyushas just magically appeared in the sky? ...so Israelis magically appeared in "their land", years ago, maybe? Or there might be more to it?

      I am disgusted by both (or better to say, "all") sides in that conflict, and anyone trying to show that one side is 'right' (or 'good') should examine their heads. It is called 'radicalism', and they can never admit mistakes on their part.

    177. Re:From IRC, the reason: by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      (the civilian death toll is pretty clear on which side considers killing innocents is acceptable since they don't belong the the same "race")


      No - it makes it clear who has superior artillery.
    178. Re:From IRC, the reason: by amabbi · · Score: 2, Informative
      Care to provide any proof for your baseless assertion? Exactly what do you call dropping a 500-pound bomb on a house with a family sleeping inside? An "oopsie"?

      Why sure. Israel has been dropping pamphlets into neighborhoods before they drop bombs, warning civilians to leave the area because an air raid is about to commence.

      This is precisely the kind of apologism that emboldens the Israeli government to carry out it's genocidal policies, and it's no accident either that so many people are brainwashed to think this way. The Israel/US axis has an intellectual stranglehold on the press in the US. You can read a lot more reality coming from the Israeli press. Israel absolutely targets civilian targets, much like the US military has done in Fallujah and elsewhere.

      Wonderful. Can you cite which page in Protocols of the Elders of Zion you read that from?

    179. Re:From IRC, the reason: by @madeus · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how you can rationalize "fuck you, jews" to be anti-Israel, and not anti-Semitic.

      I don't know how you can quote what the previous poster wrote, then proceed to ignore it and go back to the same old defence taken by many who dislike criticism of Israel, as if anti-Semiatisim or ignorance is a greater evil than the current actions of the state of Israel.

      A display of gross ignorance is not comparable to bombing public power plants, bridges and tower blocks and killing hundreds of civilians of another state (and very few of the stated 'enemy') in response to less than 10 civilian deaths a year and kidnapping of small number of military personnel.

      While it's a grossly crude sentiment, troll or not, and perhaps better expressed as "Fuck you, Israel", it conveys much of common consensus around the world and the growing lack of tolerance for the actions of it's state or it's (almost exclusively Jewish) supporters around the world.

    180. Re:From IRC, the reason: by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Zend is an Israeli product. Zend is making money for an Israeli company. If a lead PHP developer quits, that could have a significant negative impact on PHP, which would then have a significant negative impact on Zend. Hence this is, albeit a rather convoluted one, a simple economic boycott.

    181. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think original post was bit unclear.

      For most Finns that fact that Israel is run by Jews is completely irrelevant. It could be run by baboons with friggin laser guns and people would still feel the same. Israel as state is just behaving badly, and many of us frown upon that. Anti-semitism has nothing to do with it eventhough Israelites in media would like people to think so.

    182. Re:From IRC, the reason: by @madeus · · Score: 1

      He did not say how many times artillery landed 2 metres from the post

      I'll save you the bother of looking it up. The came under direct fire (with bombs dropping within 100m) many times, and reported this 15 times to the Israeli authorities, to no avail.

      The UN have said they thought Israel were apparently bombing so close because there was a legitimate target 500m away (a small group of Hezbollah), however the Israel jet's kept missing (and have still not yet hit the designated target) and continued to rain down bombs on the area hoping they would 'get lucky' sooner or later, in the full knowledge they were dropping bombs closer to the UN outpost than the declared target.

      Incidentally, I've seen this on BBC news 24, but I've also just seen a UN spokesmen state the above on FOX News in the last 15 minutes. While the BBC cover the crisis in far more depth (and I would argue, far better), I do not believe there is as great a pro-Israeli/right wing bias in the coverage by FOX as is commonly thought, at least in respect of this issue.

      The pervious posters summary of the situation seems accurate.

    183. Re:From IRC, the reason: by warith · · Score: 1
      This seems confirmed (or at least corroborated) here:

      http://news.php.net/php.internals/25044

      From: Andrei Zmievski Date: Fri Jul 28 13:15:17 2006
              Subject: Re: Why did Jani quit?
              References: 1 Groups: php.internals

              He was ranting on IRC about Israel bombing a UN post in Lebanon. He
              used to do the same job for UN, by the way.

                From #php.pecl:

              Jul 27 17:16:21 I will also quit this project. As long as
              it's backed by some Israel company, I don't want to have anything to
              do with it.

              -Andrei
    184. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1
      The problem is, the Lebanese government isn't in control of the border with Israel. Hezbollah is. There certainly may have been other options, but it's not nearly so cut and dried 'let the Lebanese sort it out' as you seem to be making it.

      You will never try to justify pre-emptive war on rational grounds again.

      As a rule, I'm not a fan of pre-emptive war. But the Israelis themselves have certainly proven themselves that the concept is not entirely without merit. The Six Days War lasted only six days largely because Israel effectively ended it before it could really start.
    185. Re:From IRC, the reason: by fishdan · · Score: 1

      Yah. Perhaps the best solution is to discredit ALL religions. Seriously. Maybe sensible people need to start taking the fight to the intolerant, and opposing all religiions that preach intolerance. When I tell Christians that their religions specifically states that non-christians are condemned to hell, they don't believe me. When I show them John 3:18, they say "well that's not what I beleive." But when I tell them by saying they are Xtians, that they are supporting intolerance, they don't understand what I mean.

      --
      Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
    186. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not after the Israelis killed his buddy you mean?

    187. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ploum · · Score: 1

      Hm, I'm highly in doubt about this.

      The php developper is Jani Taskinen : http://photos.derickrethans.nl/album/album02/Jani. sized.jpg
      The UN peace keeper, also computer scientist, seems to be Jari Taskinen :
      http://users.tkk.fi/~jtaskine/
      http://users.tkk.fi/~jtaskine/kosovo/2004_10_05/An other_day_in_Paradise/images/159-5964_IMG.JPG

      It's Jani vs Jari. It seems that they are two different people so it's highly plausible that someone saw this on the web (when looking for "Jani Taskinen" on Google, "Jari Taskinen" is automatically proposed) and did a fake log or a steal the nickname on IRC.

      Well, perhaps the real PHP dev Jani was also part of the army. But it seems too much of a coincidence to me.

      So, unless more proof is showed, I consider this IRC log as a fake intended to bring the Israel/Lebanon troll on /. (sadly one of those trolls who is played with guns instead of puns) and under the spotlights of the web => digg and site like. This is a very common practice.

    188. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not you by accident who spreads hatred in this thread with an unseen agression? Yes it is.

      Bad not everyone can be a born victim.

    189. Re:From IRC, the reason: by fishdan · · Score: 1
      Ok, not forever. Just as long as people continue to blame all Jews for the actions of a few.

      I think the continual hatred of Jews comes from the fact that Jews always resist tyranny, and every tyrant that rises up has come into conflict with Jewish people who refuse to cow tow. Jews dogmatically tolerate other religions, and expect others to be tolerant of theirs. Jews believe that all people are created equal, and feel that they are obligated to stand up human rights. Thus if you want to impose your beliefs on someone else, you're going to come into conflict with Jewish people. And those people in power can only perpetuate and enhance their power at the expense of others, they do what they can to eliminate opposition.

      --
      Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
    190. Re:From IRC, the reason: by superyooser · · Score: 1

      Those four UN observers were stationed in a building adjacent to a Hezballah command post.

      The real question is: Why didn't any of the four unarmed UN observers killed in the attack have enough sense to evacuate from an active war zone?

    191. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Puh · · Score: 1

      > And as a side not, he's screwed if this article somehow becomes the top Google hit for his name. He could >pretty much forget ever working in his field again. Which, all things considered, is perfectly fine by me.

      I think you guys are now exaggerating as much as he was. His comments sound pretty much the same as any other young Finn's at the moment, at least in semi-private talks. No one is actually suggesting genocide here as much as venting their anger at Israelis for seemingly deliberately killing four innocent people, one of whom happened to be one of us (and that is the main reason here). Signing off from a project associated with Israel feels natural to me, every one I know has already started to boycott Israelian products and in fact I just today noticed that the local supermarket had taken corn produced in Israel off the shelves.

      This venting will not affect his changes of landing a job in Finland at all, I can assure you that. Maybe in the States, but not around here, we are not that politically correct yet. Maybe it's the fact that we don't have any nukes to lob around, I don't know, but "NUKE 'em" is pretty much the first thing to suggest if you are mad at some country for some reason or other. It does not carry any real meaning. And he did not say he was going to join the nazis but the Hizbollah. He referred to the Israeli soldiers as Nazis, there's a slight difference there.

    192. Re:From IRC, the reason: by thelizman · · Score: 1

      This picture is worth a few thousand words...

      http://michellemalkin.com/archives/images/hezlove0 02.jpg

      That is the UN Flag flying right next to the flag of Hizbollah. Hizbollah personnel and UN personnel frequently share water, phones, and other resources. There's an old saying, that if you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

    193. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the photos. It's the same person.

    194. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ploum · · Score: 1

      Well, of course if people that know Jani personnaly assure that he was a UN soldier too, I would be totally wrong and I would be sorry for that.

      Hopefully, my mistake would be less deadly than any bullet in this awful war.

    195. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to your article the Hezbollah also use hospitals, mosques and orphanages as cover. Do you suggest bombing the sick and the children is OK? Or is that privilege reserved for UN peacekeepers pleading for their lives?

    196. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read the statement? He didn't say he wanted to join the Nazis to genocide a race (FYI, Jew isn't a race); he said he wanted to kill an Israeli soldier for every Hezbollah member that was killed.

    197. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ploum · · Score: 1

      Well, if it's the same person, then I'm wrong and I'm very sorry for this comment.

      I simply don't see anything common between the two (but it might be that the pictures are taken in very different situations). As "Jari" doesn't appear anywhere on PHP list or whatever, it could lead to confusion.

    198. Re:From IRC, the reason: by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1
      Why sure. Israel has been dropping pamphlets into neighborhoods before they drop bombs, warning civilians to leave the area because an air raid is about to commence.

      Yes, and they've then allegedly been attacking said civilians when they flee.

    199. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ploum · · Score: 1

      Ok, I saw other pictures and I'm convinced. It just looks totaly different when on duty and when geeking ;-)

      As an finnish officer was really killed in Lebanon, this would make sense.

    200. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1
      Jani was contributing to an Israeli company. Probably for free. Helping an Israeli company helps the Israeli government. Helping the Israeli government helps the Isreali Defense Foces which in turn kills hundreds of civilians. Also realise that companies have both the ability and the right to critizise its government. Zend Technologies have not done so and therefore their inaction makes responsible.

      I worked for an American company, though not for free. Working for that company helped the United States government. Helping the US government helps the UN, which in turn instituted pointless economic and diplomatic sanctions on Rwanda during the genocide of 1994. My company did not protest this course of action. Should I have quit the company?
      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    201. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Rumagent · · Score: 1

      No, had been using.

      "At the time, there had been no Hezbollah activity reported in the area," he said. "So it was quite clear they were not going after other targets; that, for whatever reason, our position was being fired upon. "Whether or not they thought they were going after something else, we don't know. The fact was, we told them where we were. They knew where we were. The position was clearly marked, and they pounded the hell out of us."

      And the "Hezbollah excuse" has not been made by the Israeli (at least not that I am aware of) - probably because it cannot be used as such.

    202. Re:From IRC, the reason: by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 1

      I would be nice if only bad people were killed in war.

      Perhaps that is why most people especially Israelis are sick of war.

    203. Re:From IRC, the reason: by quigonn · · Score: 1

      4 UN soldiers, I would like to emphasize on that, because the fourth one is the Austrian officer that is still missing. I recently finished my basic military service in Austria, and during that time I learnt to know quite a number of people that took part in UN peace-keeping missions, and to hear that one of my fellow citizens and (more or less) comrade (well, formally not really, the missing Austrian is an officer, while I was a private...) had to die because of the IDF bombing the place all around the UN outpost for hours. This is so sick.

      --
      A monkey is doing the real work for me.
    204. Re:From IRC, the reason: by sopuli · · Score: 1
      Mika, the guy in question is Matthew C. Kavanagh.

      He has one accepted /. submission which states his e-mail address as mailto:mkavanagh@gmail.com (user profile says 'email not shown publicly'). That address also returns a hit for user Pit on area51.phpbb.com, which has Matthew C./Matt Kavanagh several times in the source in its CVS repository. A guy by the same name posts in the php-dev mailing list under mailto:matthew@teh.ath.cx. This address can again be linked to Pit which states:

      ## MOD Author: Pit < matthew@teh.ath.cx > (Matt Kavanagh) n/a

      I hate to post this, but I don't see why Matthew would deserve the anonimity he denied Jani.

    205. Re:From IRC, the reason: by quigonn · · Score: 1

      Everybody hates Israel. But not because they're jews, but because they kill UN peace-keeping forces. And don't come with this "oh, those poor jews, those poor jews" bullshit. They were bombing the fucking place for hours even though they exactly knew that there were UN soldiers in that outpost. Oh, and just in case anybody thinks that Palestine or Lebanon started the whole thing, this is not true: http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/07/1 4/146258

      --
      A monkey is doing the real work for me.
    206. Re:From IRC, the reason: by gay358 · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't be so sure that Israel is willing to give Golan Heights back to Syria even if Syria recognizes Israel. Straight from Wikipedia: On the other hand, the Benjamin Netanyahu government's Basic Policy Guidelines stated "The government views the Golan Heights as essential to the security of the state and its water resources. Retaining Israel's sovereignty over the Golan will be the basis for an arrangement with Syria.

      And after World War II, the international community in general, hasn't accepted claiming more land by using warfare. And I think it is good principle, as it reduces the motivation to star wars in the first place.

    207. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Wizy · · Score: 1

      You're preaching to the converted. Reason above all. I dont have a religion, dont want one, and dont think humans need them at all.

    208. Re:From IRC, the reason: by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      "Furthermore, I really think that the anti-semitist card has been used for far too long already. Hitler did a horrible crime against Jews but Israel shouldn't use that to gain political advantage any more."

      Ok, replace the word "Jews" in his final sentence with that of some other group that has not been abused in recent memory. For instance if he was ranting against Great Britain or the United States and finished it off with "Fuck you Anglo Saxons", would you think he had gone too far? If someone disagreed with the actions of Finland, what if they finished off their rant with a statement like "Fuck you Scandinavians"?

      Sure, disagree with the actions of governments all you want, it pissed me off when Howard Dean called Al-Maliki an anti-semite because he has a different point of view on Israel's recent actions (especially since I seem to remember Dean whining not too long ago about being called anti-American because he disagrees with American foreign policy). But keep your criticism to the government, don't let it draw out into entire groups of people.

      --
      Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
    209. Re:From IRC, the reason: by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      Phhht child's play compared to the people/stuff the US is accidentally blowing up at any given moment with my tax dollars. Wherever the big, dumb muscle of the military is applied there will always be unintended death and mayhem (applies to pretty much anybody's military from what I can tell). Some would say the intentions of a suicide bomber and those of a less-than-competent Israeli unit are irrelevant if the result is the same (civilian casualties). Sometimes I wonder if they aren't right about that.

    210. Re:From IRC, the reason: by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      The only solution to the problems in the middle east is for there to be one or two states in the region, total. There currently are too many countries with too many borders and too many moron offshoot-religions that preclude living with any other sects nearby. So I think you are correct, but not in the dumb joke you were trying to make - if the Nazis had taken over and consolidated the area it would have peace. Of course, their idea of consolidation was total and worldwide so that would never work. But it doesn't stop George from trying to do it on a smaller scale.

    211. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Jani is completely right to boycott a terrorist regime ...

      Hezbollah, where can I enlist?

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    212. Re:From IRC, the reason: by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

      Nice selective quoting. Try Sura 9:29 where Jews and Christians are described as "People of the Book" and as such are not to be classed as "unbelievers" but as potential believers under the prtection of the believers. I'd also point out that instructions not to sleep or eat with people are not the same as instructions to kill them (putting Sura 5:51 into perspective).

      Try the following:

      Sura 10:94 "If you are in doubt about what We have sent down to you, ask those who were reading scripture before you."

      An instruction that Jews and Christians can be used to help interpret scripture.

      Sura 29:46 "Do not dispute with the People of the Book save in the fairest way; except for those of them who are evildoers. And say: 'We believe in what has been sent down to us and what has been sent down to you. Our God and your God are one and to Him we are submissive.'"

      Keep in mind that this does not mean that Judaism nor Christianity are viewed as pure faiths (see 4:171 and 5:77) for critiques of religous practices of both Jews and Christians).

      Sura 5:51 "Taken them not as friends." Sura 2:120 "Neither the Jews nor the Christians will be pleased with you until you follow their religion."

      The big one is however Sura 9:29 where the People of the Book are required to pay a special poll tax and to adopt a low social profile in return for the protection, "dhimmah," of the Muslims, hence the adjective "dhimmi," or "one under protection," as applied to Christians or Jews.

    213. Re:From IRC, the reason: by perltooc · · Score: 1

      Why do you post anonymously I wonder?

      This is an antisemitic smear campaign if I've ever seen one.

      The cowardly terrorists of Hezbolla (the "party of God", no less!) hide behind civilians and UN posts to work bigots like Jani Taskinen and ignoramuses like the parent poster into a frenzy. And what a fine job they've done.

      No mention of Hezbolla targeting UN installations even though they do. No mention of Hezbolla taking cover behind UN installations. No mention of Hebzolla deliberately targeting and murdering civillians for no military gain whatsoever.

      Here it is from the horses mouth -- from the UN. No friend of Israel if you know anything at all about modern history:

      "The number of troops in some Ghanaian battalion positions is somewhat reduced
      because of the increased safety risk for the troops due to frequent incidents
      of Hezbollah firing from the vicinity of the positions, and shelling and
      bombardment close to the positions from the Israeli side."
      source: http://www.un.org/Depts/dpko/missions/unifil/pr012 .pdf

      "One unarmed UN military observer, a member of the Observer Group Lebanon (OGL),
      was seriously wounded by small arms fire in the patrol base in the Marun Al Ras
      area yesterday afternoon. According to preliminary reports, the fire originated
      from the Hezbollah side during an exchange with the IDF. He was evacuated by
      the UN to the Israeli side, from where he was taken by an IDF ambulance
      helicopter to a hospital in Haifa. He was operated on, and his condition is now
      reported as stable."
      source: http://www.un.org/Depts/dpko/missions/unifil/pr08. pdf

      "There were three incidents of firing close to UN positions in the last 24
      hours from the Israeli side. It was also reported that Hezbollah fired from the
      vicinity of four UN positions at Marwahin, Alma Ash Shab, Brashit, and At Tiri."
      source: http://www.un.org/Depts/dpko/missions/unifil/pr011 .pdf

      Additionally:

      Retired Canadian Major General Lewis Mackenzie regarding the UN observer post
      hit by Israeli shells. The Canadian peacekeeper killed there had previously
      emailed Mackenzie telling him that Hizballah was using their post as cover.

      "We received emails from him a few days ago, and he was describing the fact
      that he was taking fire within, in one case, three meters of his position for
      tactical necessity, not being targeted. Now that's veiled speech in the
      military. What he was telling us was Hezbollah soldiers were all over his
      position and the IDF were targeting them. And that's a favorite trick by people
      who don't have representation in the UN. They use the UN as shields knowing
      that they can't be punished for it."

    214. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Israel is not the weak little victim in this conflict.

      You do realise that Islam (the predominant religion in the middle east) indirectly mandates that Israel must be completely wiped off the map, right?

      I'd be defending myself too.

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    215. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tick, tick, tick until somebody gives you righteous and frothing dose of shit for linking to Michelle Malkin's site. I swear, it seems like Michelle Malkin is hated even more than Ann Coulter, a vile woman who makes a fortune off of being hated by people of all political persuasions.

      I know Michelle, sort of. I live in D.C. I've seen her at events, traded e-mails with her on many occasions. When I first moved here, she and her husband Jesse invited me to their house for dinner. Here's the shocker: She's a NICE PERSON. They're both NICE PEOPLE. They have two beautiful little kids who love new people. Their little boy (I've forgotten his name; J.D., maybe) is such a ham. He loves to sing and dance. He loves old Britney Spears, believe it or not. He's like four or something.

      People talk about Michelle Malkin like she's some kind of monster. I guess they never saw her dancing with her little boy in sock feet on a hardwood floor.

    216. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      What is libellous about making truthful, verifiable quotes? Please answer. :)

    217. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      Additionally, in the presense of corroborating evidence from a trustworthy source, I would suggest you cease casting aspersions upon my honesty in this matter and refrain from making unproveable comments about me and my personal life. I'm all up for internet flamewars, but I'm not very tolerant of this brand of hypocrisy.

    218. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to define our terms here. A "terrorist attack" is one carried out against a civilian target. If you're attacking a government facility or a military one, you're by definition not a terrorist.

      The attack on the WTC was a terrorist attack. The attack on the Pentagon wasn't. (If you ignore the fact that a civilian airliner was hijacked to carry it out. But I'm just trying to illustrate my point here.)

      I'm not defending Israel at the moment. I'm just trying to remind you that throwing the word "terrorist" around when it's not applicable is a pretty dumb thing to do.

    219. Re:From IRC, the reason: by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      I suggest that Hezbollah deserves a lot of credit for creating a situation where innocents are at greater risk to save their own asses.

    220. Re:From IRC, the reason: by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      If you quote the line before that, it looks a lot more like damage control:

      A senior UN official, asked about the information contained in Maj. Hess-von Kruedener's e-mail concerning Hezbollah presence in the vicinity of the Khiam base, denied the world body had been caught in a contradiction.

      Hint: Israel wasn't hitting the area around the post for over an hour just for kicks. They're slightly better shots than that.

    221. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      I don't think I made significant efforts to hide my identity in any case. But to state that I "denied" Jani anonymity is utterly false. This is a story that centres around him, and I have provided truthful information which is highly pertinent to this story. Note the obscenely offensive nature of Jani Taskinen's outburst, and his declaration that he does not care what people think of him. Note that this was made in a publically accessible channel in which he had no reasonable expectation of private communication.

      This is not a stitch-up job. I am sorry that anyone would get into the state that Jani is in, but he is responsible for himself and his own statements. I owe him no anonymity, but he owed himself much better.

    222. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Smuttley · · Score: 1

      The pervious posters summary of the situation seems accurate.

      I'm slightly confused.

      I'd summarise your comment as that Hezbollah were not all over the UN base and that the Israeli's were just trying to get lucky with their attacks. But the guy I replied to was saying that the email showed Hezbollah were all over the UN base and that the Israeli attacks around it were legitimate.

      I agree that Fox News's reporting of the crisis hasn't been as biased as I'd expected, however I was only using Fox as an example of an organisation who put getting their opinion across ahead of getting the facts across, like the guy in the orginal post was doing. I used Fox as I assumed (perhaps wrongly) that the guy I was replying to was American, I'd use The Sun as a British based example (funnily enough also owned by the dirty digger).

      My argument was and remains that the email originally cited did not show that Hezbollah were "all over" the UN base.

      Let me know if I got the wrong end of the stick.

      Cheers

    223. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That picture was taken in 2002.

    224. Re:From IRC, the reason: by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 1

      For once I actually agree with O'Reilly. But it's also worth noting, and this is the saddest part of the whole situation, that disarming Hezbollah still leaves numerous terrorist groups around who are willing to strike Israel. Hezbollah eclipsed Hamas recently, but Hamas was the main topic for a while.

    225. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ack! Backpedal, backpedal!

    226. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I was commenting about the accusations against him being anti semite etc. I didn't have anything to do with suggesting anything else. If you see what happened to my very neutral comments on this story clicking my nick ( http://slashdot.org/~Ilgaz/ ) you would see who could be the nazi nowadays.

      I am a turkish who have no problems with Israel's right of existance. If it happens to my comments, I can't imagine what would happen if a Lebanese geek dared to comment on this topic. Well it seems they already imagined what would happen so didn't bother to comment.

      I have a good idea what would have happened on that channel by so called PHP community after this mass ,organised down modding on this story, like a gang.

      It looks like time to move to another solution for hosts. If there is a single person suggesting PHP died because of "evil microsoft", I got some nice story URL to paste now.

      Political/religion infested technical projects suck anyway. No evil "BillG" here.

    227. Re:From IRC, the reason: by sopuli · · Score: 1

      I agree that when you post anything on IRC you should have no expectation of anonimity. However, most channels including this one are not routinely logged. This means that when you publish such excerpts anonymously you give the reader no possibility to check whether this actually was posted. The severity of the text, your failure to publish its context and no confirmed source for the log made the whole thing look like a rather nasty troll. You (or anybody else on that channel) did not owe him anonymity, but having posted it, you did have to back it up.

    228. Re:From IRC, the reason: by dskoll · · Score: 1

      It's not about "religion". Most Israelis are quite secular. Many (if not most) of the
      Jews in Germany in the 1930's were secular. The Nazi criterion for determining whom
      to kill didn't involve testing religiosity.

      Anti-semitism is an ancient, irrational hatred that seems to persist, and I don't have
      an explanation for it. Perhaps people are irrationally jealous of a group of people
      that somehow seems to survive (even thrive) against all odds?

    229. Re:From IRC, the reason: by zzen · · Score: 1

      not all jews are responsible of this action of the Israeli government

      I beg do differ. I think people of every country need to feel directly accountable for actions of their goverment. If they are in gross violation of their worldview, then they need to go out into the streets and make themself heard. If they are a minority and the issue is pressing enough, consider emmigration. Seriously. The very feeling that "the goverment is doing these crimes, not me" is the very same one that allows Hezbolah in the first place. Lebanese people need to start feeling responsible for Hezbolah's actions (and that's what Israel is trying to achieve at this point IMO).


      "It's the American goverment invading Iraq, not American people."
      "It's the Israeli goverment killing innocents in scores."
      "It's the Hezbolah sending katyushas into Israel, not Lebanese people."


      The next time I see a Israeli citizen, I'll of course not try to kill him, but I'm going to make sure he gets the message how appaled I am by actions of goverment he is responsible for. Just as I would with Lebanese and I did with Americans.

      I would advise you to do the same.

    230. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When one side sleeps in bunkers and another side sleeps with missles in their homes, uh I'll take sides thank you very much.

    231. Re:From IRC, the reason: by cdwiegand · · Score: 1

      The one hiding Hezbollah terrorists behind him so that Israel couldn't take them out, but they [the terrorists] could attack Israelis. Do note that Israel doesn't put civilians or non-Israelis **in front of them** to protect them from attach, but Hezbollah and Hamas BOTH do this.

      --
      . Define sqrt(x) as something really evil like (x / rand()), and bury it deep. Watch your coworkers go nuts.
    232. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What on Earth does dancing in sock feet have to do with policy opinion?

    233. Re:From IRC, the reason: by sonictheboom · · Score: 2, Informative

      the first page on google is your friend (or maybe foe)
      Israelis accused of 'human shields' tactic : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/52128 70.stm
      Israel's supreme court says the use of Palestinian human shields in arrest raids violates international law : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/43148 98.stm
      A five-year-old boy is shot dead in Gaza as Israeli human rights activists condemn troops for the alleged use of "human shields : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/21951 55.stm
      .. the young man, who was said to have had no political affiliations, was used as a "human shield" by the Israelis: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/21937 59.stm
      Use of Palestinian Civilians as Human Shields by the Israeli Army: http://www.adalah.org/eng/humanshields.php
      Israeli soldiers who took over the buildings used the occupants as human shield: http://www.btselem.org/english/Human_Shields/20060 720_Human_Shields_in_Beit_Hanun.asp
      The Human Shields of Nazareth : http://www.antiwar.com/orig/cook.php?articleid=933 3
      The Israeli army has signalled its intention to keep using Palestinian civilians as human shields in operations : http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/8431605A-2F 44-4282-8037-E8B53A529EB9.htm

    234. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mikaelhg · · Score: 1

      The only thing there is another source for, reliable or not, is the one line where someone with the nick "sniper" announces he quits.

      I certainly wouldn't want to be a defendant of a libel suit with that kind of evidence backing my case.

    235. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not got the logs of the conversation, but this would seem to indicate the truth of the conversation.

    236. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      Give up. This is clearly not a fabrication; the denizens of #php.pecl would most certainly have come out against it otherwise, since you can be assured that they know of this story.

      Nice libel case. "Hey, this guy said that I said this, it was confirmed by another person on the same site, others provided complementary evidence, a trustworthy source provided an exact corroborating section of the quote, and nobody who could have provided evidence to the contrary did so. And since this is an actual libel case, further corroborating sources are compelled to give testimony, and the failure of the case confirms once again to the world that I really did say it."

      I wouldn't hire you.

    237. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should Hezbullah or Hammas return Israeli soldiers captured in Gazza or Lebanon?

    238. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mikaelhg · · Score: 1

      Alas, your problem is that you've publicly linked the statement to the person for less than compelling reasons. In any normal situation, that would not be a problem, but if you must defend your statement in a libel suit with a truth defense, you must provide compelling evidence that the writer truly was the person who you said it was. I'm sure that some university in your area offers a helpful course for students.

    239. Re:From IRC, the reason: by teemu.s · · Score: 1

      you don't really know what "peace keeping" in context of U.N. means, huh? Both countries involved in a conflict got to negotiate before U.N. sends peace-keepers .. since that being a prerequisite, U.N. is the last to blame for that incident ..

    240. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The gentile world has a right to defend itself from Zionists.

    241. Re:From IRC, the reason: by idlemachine · · Score: 1

      I bet you like to blame rape victims, too.

    242. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Rumagent · · Score: 1

      Yet, the UN peacekeepers were killed none the less.

      I am not arguing that Israel does not have the right to defend itself. I am arguing that it does not have the right to kill peacekeepers.

      There is a reason that Israel (correctly) haven't used Hezbolla as an excuse in the bombing - it isn't one.

    243. Re:From IRC, the reason: by makomk · · Score: 1

      That's not news. If Germany had American copyright laws, Herr Goebbels' descendants could sue DailyKos.com for infringement.

      No, it is news. (Probably incorrect news - looks like someone may have messed up the translations - but news nontheless). Just because a particular racial or religious group had some *really* nasty things done to them half a century ago, doesn't make them all nice people (in fact, it seems to have had the opposite effect on many of the politicians at least), and doesn't mean they should be allowed to do what they like.

      Besides, from an "actually winning the battle with Hezbollah" or "getting our soldiers back alive" sense, what they're doing doesn't seem to make an awful lot of sense. (It does make sense on a "save my political career" level, since there's enough anti-Arab sentiment that a few hundred dead Lebanese civilians won't have that much effect, as long as they can keep the Israeli casualties down. The same is probably true about Hezbollah's choice of tactics, except they don't have to worry about Lebanese casualties as soon.)

    244. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This proves nothing - you could easily find the same number of links for atrocities done by the other side (and without relying on dimwits like Jonathan Cook for that, either)

      In any case, it's one thing to oppose Israel's policies, and quite another to refuse any contact with Israelis as result. I'd never cut contact with a Palestinian developer following a suicide bombing in Tel Aviv, for that matter, nor wish for "Nuking" all Palestinians.

      The human to human relations, outside politics, are what enables the chance for peace, and what allows people in different sides of the conlifct to think of each other as human beings, rather than some abstract entity that should be "nuked" or whatever.

      Jani's foolish to act the way he did.

    245. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Bytal · · Score: 1

      Why should Israel return territory captured in a war?

    246. Re:From IRC, the reason: by PepeGSay · · Score: 1

      my ass. the UN is responsible for their own actions and where they put their people. Lebanon and Israel *approved* their presence? So what. That doesn't mean they should be there. Senior military officers, staff officers and military observers serving on United Nations missions are directly employed by the UN--usually on secondment from their national armed forces. Peacekeeping troops, popularly known as Blue Helmets, participate in UN peacekeeping under terms that are carefully negotiated by their Governments and remain under the overall authority of those Governments while serving under UN operational command. http://www.un.org/Depts/dpko/dpko/faq/q8.htm Peacekeeping is a way to help countries torn by conflict create conditions for sustainable peace. UN peacekeepers--soldiers and military officers, police and civilian personnel from many countries--monitor and observe peace processes that emerge in post-conflict situations and assist conflicting parties to implement the peace agreement they have signed. Such assistance comes in many forms, including promoting human security, confidence-building measures, power-sharing arrangements, electoral support, strengthening the rule of law, and economic and social development. http://www.un.org/Depts/dpko/dpko/faq/q1.htm Yeah that makes sense when the two sides are actively blowing each other away. Get a clue. The Lebanon peacekeeping mission was launch in 1978. 30 years ago. The Peace was not kept, they should have gotten the fuck out. They are responsible for putting their troops in harms way.

    247. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Aquila+Deus · · Score: 0

      Israel has the right to defend itself. Frankly, they've shown incredible restraint considering they've been under attack incessantly since they were formed (now, their formation we can discuss the legality of, same with the legality of the existence of the UN in the first place...)

      Their methods or legality don't matter. Both sides are stupid to believe the bloody land is somehow sacred and they must live there - UN should just leave them alone and let the two groups fight to extinction.

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      hmmm... dumb...
    248. Re:From IRC, the reason: by pax01 · · Score: 1

      Well... helping ANY OpenSource project is actually like helping ALL it's potential users. Be it PHP, Linux, GNU or whatever, if you're submitting bugs, contributing code, or just helping spread the word, Israel will ultimately benefit from it... and the USA, and Europe, and Lebanon, and China, etc.

      Free Software is a worldwide terrorist movement: ultimately, we're helping everybody kill each other! :D

    249. Re:From IRC, the reason: by init100 · · Score: 1

      As long as it's backed by some Israel company, I don't want to have anything to do with it.

      I guess this means he won't touch any Intel processors of the Pentium M or Core/Core 2 varieties, since they were all developed in Israel. This means that it's Intel Netburst, Itanium or AMD processors for him.

      If this IRC log is factually accurate of course.

    250. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's part of the whole "not a monster" thing.

      It's a lot easier to dismiss people's policy opinions if you jump to the conclusion that they breathe fire and pray to Satan. That's harder if you realize the people you're talking about are just normal human beings like you and moe.

    251. Re:From IRC, the reason: by superyooser · · Score: 1
      I put the blame on the rapist: Hezbollah.

      But there's something to be said for encouraging common sense and preventive action.

    252. Re:From IRC, the reason: by paitre · · Score: 1

      How the fuck was this flamebate you sack of shit cocksucking moderates who decided to mod it down?

      Turns out it WAS legit, and that he had legitimate, and highly personal reasons for doign what he did. Fuck you for thinking that Israel has no right to defend itself and its citizens against terrorist attacks by foreign nationals, shielded, in part, by other foriegn nations.

      Stupid fucking anti-semitic cocksucking bastards.

    253. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead, enlist to hizbulla, just post your coordinates on the web...

    254. Re:From IRC, the reason: by gay358 · · Score: 1

      A few weeks ago, I was trying to find any justification whatsoever for the arab nonsense that goes on in the middle east. I ended up reading several encyclopedia articles, and not one of them had Israel doing something unprovoked.

      I think you have read quite biased accounts or using very limited timeframe. For example, it is hard to see how for example zionist invasion to the area from Europe prior Israel was caused by arabs.

      I especially like how Hamas broke the cease-fire about a month ago, and when Israel attacked back, Hamas had the gall to ask for another cease-fire. Obviously, diplomacy has not worked, and will not work. They left Lebanon, they left Gaza, and in return they get cross-border raids by extremists.

      Diplomacy won't work as US uses always veto to resque Israel -- no matter what is has done -- even though rest of the world disagrees with US and Israel. Embargo against Israel would work as it did work against aparthaid regime South-Africa.

      And I wouldn't say that Israel has been innocent before this chrisis either. For example, it has constanly invaded Lebanese airspace and tried to provoke response. And when those fighters have been shot as a self defence using IT artillery and some of those shells have landed within Israel, Israel has retaliated using artillery against Lebanon. And let's not forget all the prisoners Israel keeps and tortures.

      Groups like Hezbollah exist solely for hatred, and they are funded by the surrounding arab countries who want to keep the region unstable. Israel does not exist for hatred or genocide.

      Even Israeli historians (like Benny Morris) have stated that Israel couldn't exist unless jews had made ethnical cleansing against the local arabs. And all the millions of refugees etc which keep this crisis on, are caused by the Israel ethnical cleansing, robbing/socialising their land etc.

    255. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jani was always abusive and caustic to just about anyone he talked to. look at his mailing list posts, he's always talking down to people with a holier-than-thou attitude. this irc rant fits in perfectly with his known public behaviour.

    256. Re:From IRC, the reason: by KnuthKonrad · · Score: 1

      > It's not about "religion".

      But it stems from religion. The jews were considered to be "Murders of Jesus Christ" by christians. Because of this they were not liked (to put it mildly). They were even banned to learn and work in any craftsmanship in Europe in the Middle Ages. Therefore - which leads to another prejudice - they had to find other occupations to earn their daily food: Loaning money. That lead to "jews = greedy".

      So, yes, in the end it's again about religion(s), even if that (the original reason) has been long forgotten.

  29. Move along by Billosaur · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lead developer for Zend engine of PHP quits... pandemonium and chaos ensue!

    Please! Happens all the time; guy/gal works on project for a zillion years, sits down one day in front of their terminal, calls up the code, gives it a glance and goes: I can't freakin' do this anymore! I worked on one project for three years and it was blessed when I was finally released from my contract and moved on to other things. I was proud of the app, don't get me wrong, but if I had to finagle the code yet again for the umpteenth time, I was going to lose what remains of my mind.

    Whatever the reason, he's gone. Move along... nothing to see here.

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    1. Re:Move along by C_Kode · · Score: 1

      Actually, by the sound of the email it sounds more like a getting fed up with an internal power struggle and nothing to do with getting tired of coding on a project.

    2. Re:Move along by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 1

      Look above. We know the reason.

    3. Re:Move along by Billosaur · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To me, same difference. It doesn't matter what the root causes are: slow coding, bugs, power struggles, idiotic requirements. There comes a point where coding the same thing day in and day out given all that's going on around you is impossible. It sucks your energy and creativity away, until the code all blurs together you and can't even remember what you wrote five minutes ago.

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  30. Cryptic? by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Relatively cryptic? I think it couldn't be clearer.

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  31. Rough with the smooth by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know about anyone else, but somedays you love the project you're working on and other days you wish it would burn down, fall over and sink into the swamp.

    He's probably not serious.

  32. Predictable response by amightywind · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Seriously, who are YOU to tell people what to do with their time?

    A predictable slashdot response. I am advising people not to waste their time. They should think about the architectural confusion they create by doing so.

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    1. Re:Predictable response by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      I am advising people not to waste their time.

      No, most likely you merely posted a list of the languages that *you* happen to be familiar with, then made the baseless assertion that using anything else would be a waste of time.

    2. Re:Predictable response by CrashPoint · · Score: 1
      A predictable slashdot response.
      As opposed to the insightful and highly original "$language is bad mmkay", which can only be the product of a mind as daring and freethinking as yours.

      I am advising people not to waste their time.
      Which they can only avoid by consulting you on their choice of programming languages, of course. After all, you do know more about everybody's projects than they do themselves.

      They should think about the architectural confusion they create by doing so.
      Well, I'm sold. Nothing makes your case like using vaguely accusatory rhetoric in place of evidence or logic.
    3. Re:Predictable response by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      A predictable slashdot response.

      Them's fightin' words. Watch your back.

      You're telling people not to waste their time, yet, Python has a fucking HUGE community, and is far more popular than Perl is today, or so it seems to me, as a Perl developer. Several million people worldwide don't think they're wasting their time, and indeed have produced a pretty large base of quality code.

      I've been writing Perl and C for... 8 years now I suppose, and really, they're far from ideal languages. C is... well, it's C. Perl has some major problems. I love Perl. It's my bread and butter, but I don't want to use it forever.

      I don't particularly like Python or Ruby myself. They're reasonably good languages, but neither takes a pragmatic enough approach for me. But, to each his own, and if you're actually serious about telling people to ignore them... well, what can I say to that? "Get bent" is about the nicest thing one can say to that nonsense =P

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    4. Re:Predictable response by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Ooh, so does that make yours a predictable GNAA response, or are you just a lone nobody?

  33. No one seems to care by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

    So far it's Slashdot 59 - php.internals 0. Check the php.internals group.. no one seems to care, or at least no one feels like it's appropriate to respond. You'd think there would be more public outcry in the PHP community?

    1. Re:No one seems to care by HaloZero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe they don't have a problem following instructions.

      He did explicitly say in no uncertain terms 'Do not reply to this email.'

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    2. Re:No one seems to care by ClayDowling · · Score: 2, Informative

      More like nobody wants to acknowledge the gigantic elephant in the middle of that particular room. If the IRC logs are to be believed this is directly related to international politics. PHP and Zend are directly tied to Israel. Jan had very real, very personal reasons for not wanting to be associated with Israelis, so he bolted. Personally I can't blame him. There's a lot of hatred towards Israel right now, and they've gone out of their way to earn it. Most likely, nobody else on the project really wants to step into that mess. The internal developers' mailing list really isn't the place for international politics, and no good will come of discussing it there.

      There may be more defections in the future for similar reasons. If that becomes a real problem then it might be a good idea to move the project's home and affiliations to a more neutral country like Canada or Germany, although at the moment I don't think that Canada is full of warm and fuzzy feelings for Israel either.

    3. Re:No one seems to care by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're saying, it just surprises me that not a single person replied. It makes sense not to on that particular list, but people don't always make sense.

      But I don't agree with you that the onus is on PHP to change its affiliations. Even when you allow Zend to be judged on its Israeli origin, you can't blame them for civilian deaths caused by the use of human shields by Israel's enemies. Of course people like Jani are free to sympathize with Hezbollah, but I hope I will never see the day that PHP itself turns away from Israel just to appease those who hate it and want to see it destroyed.

    4. Re:No one seems to care by ClayDowling · · Score: 1

      You may have read more into my comment than was actually there. I don't actually assert that PHP should move, but that if they keep loosing developers they might want to, especially if they see it as hurting the project. I'm not sure how possible that would actually be, since one of the founders and a principal driver of the project is Israeli, and I doubt that he would be willing to move to another country and renounce his citizenship.

      Independent of whether Israel is right or wrong in their actions, Jani's feelings on the matter are fairly reasonable. A non-combatant countryman, a fellow serviceman, someone from the same post where he was stationed at one time, was killed by the Israelis. Being torqued off is a pretty reasonable response. By the same right that Israel has to self defense, the Finish military could justify stomping the Israelis. Fortunately cooler heads seem to reign in Finland and Canada. Hopefully they do in China as well, because there's a lot of Chinese in uniform.

  34. Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home! by rewter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!

  35. Don't press send! by elyobelyob · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does this read like an email sent when on the 'juice'? It should be forbidden to send email when under the influence :)

    1. Re:Don't press send! by robertjw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, it does sound like a answering machine breakup message made after a few drinks.

      Email should require a breathalyzer.

  36. Reason: burnout by pieterh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Burnout is a very commom symptom in all kinds of volunteer organisations, open source being one of the ones see more about on Slashdot.

    The causes are quite straight-forward. When we do something for other people, we need some kind of reward. It can come in many forms - appreciation, money, reputation, status. The best rewards change over time and are a good mix of all these.

    Open source projects consume people, with demands on their time, social life, professional capacity. The only rewards tend to be reputation. Depending on the invidual's personal life and other demands (family, job), they can sustain a heavy open source project for a few years, and as many as five or six. At some point, it either becomes a profession (with a wage) or a problem.

    All volunteer organisations have this problem and it's exacerbated by peer pressure. If everyone else is spending 80 hours a week hacking, then it seems normal to spend 81. At some points, open source projects can seem like cults, and unintentionally adopt many cult techniques to keep people involved, whatever the personal cost.

    (Those techniques include isolation from family, use of secret languages, separation from real time and real life, etc. I don't *think* any OS projects do this on purpose, though I have my secret doubts about the FSF. Just kidding, Richard!)

    I've seen burnout cases so severe the persons involved were literally sick, unable to function normally any more, and needing psychiatric help. In other cases it's project-specific. I've had this on open source projects, where after five years I've just abandoned the software, telling the users, "sorry, it's not working any more".

    Each person has different needs, but eventually if we don't get what we need, we get sick. Young people are especially vulnerable because they don't understand their own needs very well and neglect them easily.

    The upside is that burnout is easily cured by a change of scene and some tangible rewards. Some people even come back to projects they've abandoned, but it can be very difficult. A good dose of selfishness ("what do I need in order to feel happy NOW") is always useful, and a good self-protection measure in many environments, open source groups included.

    1. Re:Reason: burnout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW being paid good wages wont stop burn-out either.

      I worked on a reasonably popular project for 6 years (too, by coincidence), all paid - quite well by the end of it, lots of interesting stuff, but lots of grief too - from people I couldn't communicate with properly, from users wanting special attention for no reason, for having some lack of control from time to time.

      Maybe some was immaturity, maybe some was 'personality conflicts', but a lot was just 'user abuse', i'd say. The users were really the problem, having such a direct contact with users is very stressful, and unrewarding. Being given the odd "you're going a great job" doesn't help - it's just embarassing. Half of those added "but couldn't you ..." anyway. All it takes is one arsehole to wreck your day - and there's a lot of them out there. Many people end up blaming you for being the arrogant arsehole - when all you are is consumingly passionate about what you're working on. Who needs that. Even if you're getting paid, you can't work in an abusive relationship like that.

      I left nearly a year ago and haven't been able to really look at the project since, or even seriously consider any contribution to any other free software project. Although I do still like the idea, the thought of having to pander to everyone's whims (users, other software, or other developers), just fills me with dread.

  37. Moving on by 7n7 · · Score: 1
    When you reach the point where you can't perform up to your potential, even your potential as defined by the less than perfect work situation you're in, it's time to move on.
    Absolutely, because if you don't, the decision to move on will soon be made for you. Most PHBs will figure out sooner rather than later that you aren't happy and are not pushing out as much work as you once were. Unless they have something else they can put you on, they figure you will either leave or become completely useless soon, so they will have to make a move to protect themselves.

    Best bet is to go ahead and leave on YOUR terms before getting forced out.

    TNT
  38. Signs pointing to legitness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jani uses that network: google for jani elisa-laajakaista.fi

    There's no Google results of him using that specific ip address before.

    But, that ip address does belong to that network: Reverse DNS lookup for 88.112.115.63

  39. Seeds of conflict? by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I found these:

    http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=php-dev&m=11329681 6720289&w=2
    http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=php-dev&m=11532555 7711671&w=2
    http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=php-dev&m=11533120 9820157&w=2

    ...which hint at conflict. Maybe one of those blew up in a way he didn't like. However, I don't think those really are the issues. I would guess it's something off-list. It's too bad. I have friends working at Zend. You never want to see someone so useful walk away.

    I must admit that I'm impressed with the mailing list -- Jani said "don't reply" and nobody did. They're either a disciplined bunch, heavily moderated, or Jani's leaving just didn't have much impact.

    -Tony

    1. Re:Seeds of conflict? by myspys · · Score: 1

      ehm, what in those emails hint at conflict?

      he used smileys in all of them and didn't seem angry at all..

      or did i misread them?

    2. Re:Seeds of conflict? by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      I found these:... ...which hint at conflict.

      Dude, wake up. No need to be digging up dirt. The more a person says in public, the more can be dug up and turned against him. Especialy your first link - the one that's a "condflict" with Rasmus. You have to work really, really hard to have a conflict with Rasmus. He is one of the most non-confrontational people I've ever heard of.

      Jani has bud heads with plenty of people over the years. I have had disagreements with him and other PHP developers until I left the PHP project several years ago (nothing personal - just lack of time and diminishing interest made me leave). So what? Disagreements, especially on dev mailing lists are not at all unusual.

      Please, don't real LKML, because if you do, you will be convinced beyond doubt that Linux is doomed, and will disintegrate any day because of developer friction, bad attitudes, lack of communication skills, and conflict all around. Linus will quit first. :)

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      Jobs? Which jobs?
  40. I wonder what is the culprit... by pikine · · Score: 1

    Maybe he decided to quit because he finally learned Lisp? That would make a pretty serious personal conflict.

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    1. Re:I wonder what is the culprit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he decided to quit because he finally learned Lisp? That would make a pretty serious personal conflict.

      You mean he was transformed into an insufferable Smug Lisp Weenie convinced of his own superiority? Let's hope not for his sake.

  41. Who knows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the killed Finnish UN peace keeper was Jani's friend (from army?) or a relative. Finnish people are generally quite patriotic. Anyway, of course a volunteer has right to quit anytime, for whatever reason.

  42. more logs because the internet likes pasted logs by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Names changed because I like search/replace.
    <apples> i don't think you should have posted it at all
    <apples> and you could atleast have posted the whole thing
    <pears> bananas jani is a good friend of ours
    < bananas> I didn't have the whole thing
    <pears> bananas: posting something out of contest is bad, and its not going to do him any good
    <apples> the whole stuff on slashdot is actually crap
    <apples> but that is nothing new
    * pears is debating with himself whether to post to slasdot
    <hedge> don't
    <trees> well I kind of feel sorry for this now, I didn't expect pasting a few lines to a friend to turn into something
    ike this :S
    <pears> i have this feeling that it is unfair to jano
    <pears> jani
    <trees> however I wonder why he said that?
    <pears> not to mentioned his life long peac keeping contributions
    <hedge> it is, but IMO it's too late to change anything
    <pears> serving among other places kosovo and lebanon
    <pears> and being there himself (at the post where the 4 un peackeepers were killed by isreal)
    <pears> and currently serving in afganistan
    <pears> all that, and thanks to the IQ of our "friends" bananas and trees here
    <pears> he comes as some nazi anti-semit biggot
    <apples> trees: don't you say stupid things when you're drunk?
  43. Look at mkavanagh2's track record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at mkavanagh2's profile (the one who posted the apparent IRC log) you will see that he has somewhat of an iffy history consisting of a lot of what can be considered to be relatively trollish posting, so I would take this with a grain of salt people.

  44. The irc log may be valid (from sfnet) by robinjo · · Score: 1

    Jani has been pretty silent all year. Google groups only found 22 posts from him this year. The drop from previous years is huge.

    Anyway, Jani did take part in discussions about Israel on the sfnet.keskustelu.maanpuolustus some five years ago. His opinions were not pro-Israel. This would add credibility to the irc-log. Maybe he knew the Finn who was recently killed in Lebanon by Israel?

  45. He's not comparing to Holocaust by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

    He is not comparing it to the Nazis and the Holocaust. He is comparing it to Poland. 1939 to be exact. What happens next remains to be seen and is largely dependent on the action the rest the world takes _right now_.

    Kind Regards

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    1. Re:He's not comparing to Holocaust by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      He is not comparing it to the Nazis and the Holocaust. He is comparing it to Poland. 1939 to be exact.

      I want to believe you are right, but he also says "And what 'restraint' are you talking about? That they haven't been putting Arabs in gas chambers, yet? At this pace, they soon will! " (emphasis mine)... which is a reference/comparison to the Holocaust itself (which occured after 1939).

    2. Re:He's not comparing to Holocaust by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      You really don't think "putting Arabs in gas chambers" is a rather strong comparison with the Nazis and the holocaust?

      And Israeli lebensraum.. please. Once Hezbollah, Hamas and their friends finished pushing Israel into the Mediterranean they'll probably hate Jews for having occupied the sea. If Israel wanted lebensraum they would not have withdrawn from Lebanon in the first place, instead of doing so and then seeing the south turn into a Hezbollah missile launch facility.

  46. Ironic by lbbros · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ironic that a former "peacekeeper" says "Nuke"... Very lame, regardless of the reason.

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    1. Re:Ironic by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      "Ironic that a former "peacekeeper" says "Nuke"... Very lame, regardless of the reason."

      You'd probably say much the same thing if someone dropped a laser-guided bomb on your colleague's head.

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    2. Re:Ironic by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Ironic that a former "peacekeeper" says "Nuke"... Very lame, regardless of the reason.
      You'd probably say much the same thing if someone dropped a laser-guided bomb on your colleague's head.

      And since he hasn't actually killed anyone in his frustration and rage, he's still miles behind the bomb-flingers of the world in the lameness department.

    3. Re:Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I would not. I would say many things, but calling for the massacre of civilians on a national scale, razing cities to the ground and contaminating huge areas across multiple countries with fallout is most definitely not one of them.

    4. Re:Ironic by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      That's like the devil reading the bible.

      So you'd say something like "kill all those fucking Israelis" instead.

      Man, that's SO different.

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      In Soviet Russia, I ruled you
    5. Re:Ironic by fams · · Score: 1

      it's an ironic an angry way to comnden Israel.
      Of course he doesn't think that nuke Israel is a good idea. He is using an extreme version of Israel government argument to show how stupid it is.
      They are bombing HUNDRED Civilians to find 2 SOLDIERS.
      All Israel argument is bullshit.

      UN is joke, US showed it to world in iraq's invasion.

      just look the number of UN resolutions against israel at wikipedia
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_UN_resolu tions_concerning_Israel_and_Palestine

      The idea is. "i'm more rich, i'm more powerfull, i will stay here and destroy everything to do what i want."

  47. Doesn't make sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To say that you don't care if people don't know why you're leaving a project if your motive to do so is supposed to be a political statement.

    Imagine the news coverage he might have gotten (some, for sure) had he made a public issue out of this. "Middle East Conflict Damages Future of Major Internet Technology."

  48. Thanks by oliverthered · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thanks for pointing out that Zend is based in Israel.

    I shall no longer talk to anyone that uses php.

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  49. It takes courage to just simply quit. by metoc · · Score: 1

    One morning you wake up; your not where you want to be; you are not happy; and staying means you will be in the same place in a decade.

    Resigning gracefully doesn't work as people usually try to talk you out of it (which is how you got here in the first place).

    Good Luck Jani

  50. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  51. What's The Book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the book? Your post is very interesting and, I believe, very useful. Thank you.

    1. Re:What's The Book? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Emotions Revealed, by Paul Eckman. The link didn't appear in the original post, so here it is in plaintext:

      http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/080507516X/sr=8-1 /qid=1154097544/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-7885391-6632929?i e=UTF8

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  52. The Guy Sounds Very Unhappy by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

    Having read the email, he sounds REALLY unhappy. He probably should have quit a long time ago...

  53. Israel is not "attacking the civilian population" by HighOrbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Civilians are caught in the crossfire. That is horrible. But Israel is not purposely "attacking the civilian population" as you allege. Israel is attacking military targets that Hezbollah has purposly intermingled amongst civilians. In fact, Israel has taken pains to inform civilians (and thereby tip off Hezbollah too) before attacks by dropping leaflets that basically say "We know there is a Hezbollah ammo dump here, flee now because we will attack soon". Hezbollah purposely endangers the civilans in Lebanon by hiding amongst them. It does this to 1) make the Israelis pause and be reluctant to immediately attack, and 2) when the Israelis do attack, Hezbollah wants to increase the civilian bodycount so they can say "See all the civilans Israel killed!".

    If you want to talk about purposely "Attacking Civilians", then you should be pointing the finger at Hezbollah. They are lobbing unguided missles at Isreali cities. When they launch a missle, they can't tell in advance where it will land other than somewhere inside a city. This is indiscrimate bombing of a civlian population.

    No state, including Israel, can tolerate either unprovoked attacks on its military or any attack at all on its civilian population. Hezbollah is not a state. It has no sovereign right to maintain an army or make war. Those are rights restricted to states. Any armed action at all by Hezbollah is illegal. Even if it had the right to maintain an army (which it does not) it engages in tactics that are forbidden by international law (hiding amongst civilians, purposely attacking civilians, etc). It's military arm exists for two illegal reasons : threaten Israel and intimidate other Lebanese.

    If Israel stops before Hezbollah is either disarmed or destroyed, it will have a continuing military threat on its border; a threat that indiscriminatly attacks its civilian population. No reasonable state will tolerate that as an end solution.

    Here is they way this should play out. The UN has already ordered Hezbollah to disarm. See UN resolution 1559. The resoluation calls for removal of Syrian troops (done), deployment of Lebanese Gov't forces in southern Lebanon, and disbanding of all Lebanese militias (meaning Hezbollah since they are the only one left). Hezbollah has refused to disband and has blocked deployment of the Lebanese Army (Hezbollah is stronger). For resolutation 1559 to be carried out, Hezbollah will have to be forecebly disarmed (by Lebanon [not going to happen], by a UN force [too squimish to happen], or by Israel [now you see what is going on]. Once Hezbollah is disarmed or distroyed, then a new stronger UN force (current UN force is a joke) or NATO force will occupy southern lebanon, and allow the Israelis to withdraw. Once the Israelis (and Hezbollah) are gone, then the Lebanese Army and Police will deploy into the south and secure the border. This is the only long term solution for peace. An immediate cease-fire and return to status-quo-ante is only a recipe for continued periodic warfare. Hezbollah must disarm or be destroyed for long term peace to have a chance.

  54. Worth at least a phone call by Alpelopa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The tone and context of Mr. Taskinen's message looks uncomfortably familiar. I've seen a number of friends suffer bouts of depression -- for some reason, particularly the bright ones. A talented guy like this has many professional options and there's no reason to exit a project in this way no matter how compelling the reasons to move on. Of course, I could be very wrong. But I would suggest that if one's friend is in such a situtation, it's definitely worth taking the time to talk with the person to see what's going on.

  55. Pointless pragmatism by amightywind · · Score: 1
    I don't particularly like Python or Ruby myself. They're reasonably good languages, but neither takes a pragmatic enough approach for me. But, to each his own, and if you're actually serious about telling people to ignore them... well, what can I say to that? "Get bent" is about the nicest thing one can say to that nonsense

    Have the guts to make a judgement. I say that these languages are BUTT ugly and have no capabilities beyond what can be acheived more elegantly with C, C++, Perl, or scheme. Python in particular makes me wretch. Getting bent is a reflex which, when shared by enough people of similar mind, makes systems better.

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    1. Re:Pointless pragmatism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Python in particular makes me wretch

      Funny, your illiteracy makes me retch.

    2. Re:Pointless pragmatism by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, good post man :) Touché!

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    3. Re:Pointless pragmatism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judgement!

      C == necessarily evil.
      C++ == fucking stupid evil.
      Perl == not necessary but only a little evil.

  56. incorrect grammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice spelling, dude!

    Thanks for the support on the grammer[sic] though. Once you work on your spelling, you can move from the kids table and sit with the adults.

    1. Re:incorrect grammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude! You rokc!

    2. Re:incorrect grammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kids' table

  57. Wow. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Kindness, compassion and a thanks all in one post.
    I was thinking the same thing. We have no idea what is going on and frankly it is none of our business. Yes has every right to walk. My only comment to him would simply be Thank you and best wishes.

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  58. ancient chinese wisdom by michaelredux · · Score: 1

    if i'm angry when i push the send button, i always regret it. go for a walk, split some firewood, or just sit still, but don't send that email. (save it as a draft if necessary, calm down, then delete without sending)

    ancient chinese wisdom: "act a moment of anger, bring a hundred days of sorrow"

    best regards, michael.

    ps: i wanted to mark you a "friend" based on this post, but you already were ... too bad slashdot doesn't have a "double-friend" category.

    1. Re:ancient chinese wisdom by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      You mean... some kind of Super Friend?!

      [/bad joke]

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    2. Re:ancient chinese wisdom by 01101101 · · Score: 2, Informative
      if i'm angry when i push the send button, i always regret it. go for a walk, split some firewood, or just sit still, but don't send that email. (save it as a draft if necessary, calm down, then delete without sending)

      That's good advice. I will also add, don't fill in the to: field until you are ready to send it. I've taken to that practice when I am writing an e-mail that has to be delicately worded. It's not that hard to get distracted and hit 'send' without thinking when your attention returns. At least if the to: is blank, you get a second chance.

    3. Re:ancient chinese wisdom by JimDaGeek · · Score: 1
      I will also add, don't fill in the to: field
      Doh! I wish you told me this a while ago. I sent an email at work that was meant for certain eyes only. However, after hitting send, I noticed the nice long list of people in the CC: and TO: fields. My attempted recall of the message failed for all but one person. I basically ripped into another programming team for their incompetence. Oh well, you live and learn. Hey and I didn't get fired either!
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  59. Thanks for that exit tirade by KIFulgore · · Score: 2, Funny
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    1. Re:Thanks for that exit tirade by Buzzwang · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly.

      It's almost like he said:

      "That's it! I'm mad! I'm going home! You can keep the ball..."

      In a year he'll probably try to get back in after he realizes how much he misses it. Either that or he'll continue downward and end up in a ditch somewhere.

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  60. Boycotting PHP - for peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been thinking about revamping the company web site that uses PHP today with rails (as internal site, accessing same db uses Rails). Now I have a very, very good reason.

    Boycotting other stuff from Israel, no problem doing it with PHP too.

  61. Nazis? That's just stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the Israeli that are the modern times Nazis. That old, old excuse for doing whatever the hell they want is waaaay past best before date. It is no longer rooting for the underdog to support the jews, it is cheering on the schoolyard bully (or the new nazis, if you wish).

  62. Israeli reprisals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Israel, the land of "Bomb first, play the victim later"

    The Israeli response to the capture of two of it's soldiers reminds me of the Nazi reprisals for the Czech assasination of Reinhard Heydrich. I guess Isreal's leaders learned a lot from them.

    1. Re:Israeli reprisals by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "At 9:05 AM local time (06:05 CET), on 12 July 2006, Hezbollah initiated a Katyusha rocket and mortar attack on Israeli military positions and villages of northern Israel, injuring at least 8 Israelis[18]. Afterwards, a ground contingent of Hezbollah militants attacked two Israeli armored Humvees on a routine patrol along the Israel-Lebanon border near the Israeli village of Zar'it with anti-tank rockets, capturing two Israeli soldiers, and killing eight." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Israel-Lebanon_ conflict)

      But it supports your position a lot better to pretend that all they did was capture a couple soldiers, and Israel started the whole thing, right?

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    2. Re:Israeli reprisals by aevans · · Score: 1

      Reinhard Heydrich... From Wikipedia: -- Reich governor of Bohemia and Moravia. Hitler considered him a possible successor. He was nicknamed The Butcher of Prague, The Blond Beast and Der Henker (German for the hangman). "Protector of Bohemia and Moravia" and the chief planner of the Final Solution, the Nazi term for the genocide of the Jews during the Holocaust. -- Reinhard Heydrich was a Nazi petty dictator installed by Hitler in Czechoslovakia after it was conquered by Germany in World War 2. I do not see the moral equivalence.

    3. Re:Israeli reprisals by eshefer · · Score: 1

      I have only one thing to say to this Jani guy: UN RESOLUTION 1559.

      look it up.

    4. Re:Israeli reprisals by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      A country that regards a terror attack as one of the key dates in its founding shouldn't complain too loudly about others going the same way.

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      Lars T.

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  63. Joejob? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    Joe-jobs are highly effectively sadly. I was the victim of one in usenet last year. Apparently I'm against the war in Iraq and love kiddy porn. Or at least the irrate emails from dumbass yankees I get claim so....

    Someone decided that they had to "take me down a notch" and sent 1000s of usenet posts with my email address. Any technical savvy person can see easily it's a joe-job. Unfortunately, the net is full of really ignorant people who don't get that you can forge the from address really trivially.

    Chances are this is also a joe-job.

    Tom

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  64. You are also mistaken by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    He wasn't speaking of Physical Stature, but rather Mental.

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  65. OK this has gond too far by Doug+Dante · · Score: 1

    Sure people have died on both sides, children who will never know the love of their parents, lovers torn apart by blood and shrapnel, but this is PHP damnit! This effects me! We must end this conflict before the development schedule for PHP is effected further!

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    The world will not get better through technology. We must seek to be better people.
  66. Dear -1 troll moderator by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    You just proved my point, thank you.

  67. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

    By this logic we could say that Al Queada was attacking the network infrastructure that the USA Govt was using to support the Israeli occupation of Palestine when it attcked the towers in New York. It was unfortunate that some US civilians and business interests were in the way.

    OK, so that was pure flamebait. but it's the exact logic being presented to justify the effects that the Israeli operations are having on the Lebanese people. I have no doubt that I'll be modded into hell for this post, but seriously, how many lebanese civilans are being blown up, injured, killed, how many kids are we going to see runing burnt down roads before we ask whether 2 soldiers and however many people in Haifa have been adequately avenged?

    Don't try to tell me that Hezbollah is going to be bought under control. That's as likely as the Iraqi people (in general) liking the US occupation of Iraq. Vietnam showed how effective US (and any other) forces are against highly mobile, devoted forces with a popular grassroots backing and rockets.

    Perhaps if the US would desist from vetoing almost all UN resolutions that censure Israel, then the various forces around there might be willing to listen to the what the USA has to say. Until then I find a general ceasefire about as likely as the US general population supporting invading Cuban troops in the event they invaded to "liberate" the American workers.

    Now someone mod me down - will I get "Troll", "Flamebait" or "Offtopic"?

    BTW - I am not an anti-semite. My wife is of semitic descent (so she tells me), and hence so are my children. So take your politically correct screams away. Just because the USA has a collective guilt complex over their tardiness to get involved in WWII in Europe does not justify all adverse comments about the stste of Israeli being considered anti-semitic. OK, so this paragraph flamebait, but a hell of a lot of people wonder why the USA was so willing to let things go as far as they did in Europe at that time, when everyone knew pretty much what was going on.

  68. RTFeM by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    To: All speculating asshats
    The e-mail says (All the ones that matter) probably know why.
    You are not the ones that matter.
    So fuck off.

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  69. Walking pedant. by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    I believe you are misusing 'unique' when you should be using 'rare': Of an unique item there is only one; Of a rare item there may only be a small number in proportion to general availability; An ubiquitous item may be found everywhere.

  70. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the first person who had the idea of landing on the moon was initially thought of as an idiot was well...

    When first thought of, I doubt that the human race had even developed language to communicate the idea.

  71. MOD PARENT UP! Hilarious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahaha

  72. nitpicking by orzetto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As an Italian I would be honoured to be among Semitic peoples, but we happen to be indoeuropean too.

    I agree that anti-semitic is horrifyingly abused, especially by the Israeli government who comprehensibly want to use a strong argument against anyone opposing them exploiting the past history of Europe. But this gradually weakens the racist connotation of the term, and gradually makes it political. The Nazis wanted to kill Jews because their leaders told them the Jews, all Jews, were the root of all evil. Now children hear the word anti-semite applied on people who criticise the bombing of Beirut. A few more years and people will start calling themselves anti-semite in the sense of anti-Israeli-government...

    The funny thing, actual anti-semites are immune from all this. I never heard Israel berating Poland, where "genuine", old-style anti-semitism is still in (even though there are no more Jews left, but you don't need a brain to be racist). Not that I am an expert on Poland, but there were a few articles in the news some weeks ago. In Italy, Silvio Berlusconi is seem as more Israel-friendly than left-wing Romano Prodi, even though Berlusconi was allied to the worst and most hardline fascists in the recent election, including former terrorists, naziskins and holocaust deniers like Luca Romagnoli.

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  73. He's a Finn!!! For f...s sake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude. That's a Finnish male on totally euphoric batch of Prozac, unable to contain his laughter. He's happy as a clam. You should see him when he's unhappy.

  74. Moving even more OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we are already degenerating into pedantry here:
    No, not everything is unique at the quantum level.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boson

  75. Unkind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was unkind. So, you think you can guage someones general (un)happiness from a photo? You must be a mind reader. I can make equivelent generalizations as to YOUR usual (un)pleasantness from this single reply!

  76. PHP IS DYING!! by chroot_james · · Score: 1

    EGAD!

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  77. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    "Israel has taken pains to inform civilians (and thereby tip off Hezbollah too) before attacks by dropping leaflets that basically say "We know there is a Hezbollah ammo dump here, flee now because we will attack soon"."

    Well thats one way to look at it. Another way would be that isreal is doing this to terrorize civilians into leaving their homes and encouraging them to live in a constant state of fear (btw this is what terrorism means). This article talks about isreali commanders basically panicing people to move out, and then calling back an hour later saying "be safe".

    Personally im glad that white people are starting to say this shit. Even if its just some obscure PHP developer. Isreal has had carte blanche by basically everyone for way too long. Their treatment of palestine and their use of chemical weapons is highly documented. Even if the only chemical they are using out there is white phosphorus, thats still mighty disgusting. ( i know the USA and british use it as well but thats another topic ).

    "No state, including Israel, can tolerate either unprovoked attacks on its military or any attack at all on its civilian population. Hezbollah is not a state. It has no sovereign right to maintain an army or make war. Those are rights restricted to states."

    Im sorry but just because your bigger and more "official" doesnt give you the right to slaughter an entire country. One persons terrorist is another persons freedom fighter. Im sure the first americans would have been regarded the same way by england as isreal regards the people of palestine, lebanon, syria, iran and hezbola.
    Who the hell cares if hezbollah isnt a state in and of itself? Hamas was democratically elected but isreal didnt care about them either. If hezbollah got 90% of the vote in lebanon, would you then recognize their desire to defend themselves? or would you still consider them not a state sanctioned organization.

    What this all comes down to is a new isreali president/prime minster flexing his muscle at the expense of civilian lives and with a cost to us all (unless you thought that airlifting and cruise shipping civilians out was free). Will isreal reimburse the governments of the states that had to spend tax payers money evacuating citizens? Or will the USA give more money and arms to isreal so that they can continue the slaughter.
    Fuck isreal indeed.

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  78. What about Lisp? by amightywind · · Score: 1

    Our tastes are similar then. What about Lisp?

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  79. Unfair article by shd666 · · Score: 0, Troll
    The article is somewhat unfair, because it says:

    More than 424 people have been reported killed in Lebanon and Israel since fighting broke out July 12.

    It would be more fair to say that 9/10 of the killed were from Lebanon. The bias of USA media in middle-east affairs amazes me often. (I'm from Finland/Europe)
  80. Judging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The fact that people reason like the one in this log is really shocking, but true. People didn't seem to have learned anything about that we really need to be careful judging people: Not all muslims are terrorists, not all jews are responsible of this action of the Israeli government. Not all people put on the blacklist by air marshalls are a threat for your country. Thinking in black/white contrasts is not only bad for others, it is also very bad for yourself!

    I agree with your sentiment, but people deserve better than being judged by their outbursts of rage, frustration or prejudice too.
  81. Great... by cttforsale · · Score: 1

    I hope my PHP enabled webserver doesn't blow up...

  82. Probably tried to install the php RPM... by sto+237 · · Score: 1
    rpm -U php-4.3.4-11.i386.rpm
    warning: php-4.3.4-11.i386.rpm: V3 DSA signature: NOKEY, key ID 4f2a6fd2
    error: Failed dependencies:
    httpd-mmn = 20020903 is needed by php-4.3.4-11
    libaspell.so.15 is needed by php-4.3.4-11
    libc.so.6(GLIBC_2.3.4) is needed by php-4.3.4-11
    libdb-4.2.so is needed by php-4.3.4-11
    libpspell.so.15 is needed by php-4.3.4-11
    php-pear is needed by php-4.3.4-11
    ... and that's just the beginning. So much for MediaWiki, which is the only thing that needed PHP anyway. No wonder even the lead developer eventually said good riddance.

    I'm also happy to unleash red-hot hate against emacs (which I use anyway) and "asm-alpha" screwing up my tab-complete for "asm-arm"

    1. Re:Probably tried to install the php RPM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try to put all rpm packages on the same line:
      rpm -Uhv php-4.3.4-11.i386.rpm php-pear-4.3.4-11.i386.rpm ... etc

  83. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by Xtravar · · Score: 1

    1. If Hezbollah has a "popular grassroots backing", then the innocent civilians aren't so innocent.
    2. If 1 is not true, then the innocent civilians should a. not have voted for Hezbollah and b. aided in the removal of Hezbollah before it got this bad.

    In other words...
    If the military branch of Hezbollah really represents the people of Lebanon, then they should be labeled as the Lebanese military and any action taken by them should be seen as action from the sovereign state of Lebanon.
    If the military branch of Hezbollah does not represent the people of Lebanon, then they should be labeled as an enemy of the Lebanese government, and the Lebanese government should request help in extracting them.

    There is no acceptable middle ground. Israel is playing by the rules that the entire world plays by- its military wears uniforms, and the military's actions are clearly actions of the Israeli government (and by proxy, the Israeli people). Those are the fair rules. Groups like Hezbollah merely hide behind semantics so that nobody can be held accountable. The Israeli government has a responsibility to make sure that its civilians are safe, and part of this responsiblity is to deter violent foreign actions.

    By all means, if anybody can think of a better way for Israel to accomplish this goal, then they should speak up. Diplomacy doesn't work, since these militant groups have no backing for their deals. There is no incentive for them to keep their end since they aren't "responsible" for any civilian population. Israel stopped its occupation of Lebanon, but now the militants aren't satisfied with that peace deal anymore... They'll always find new reasons to attack, and they don't face the consequences of a nation-backed military.

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  84. so.... by WeAreAllDoomed · · Score: 1

    ...he finally found a girlfriend?

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  85. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by ray-auch · · Score: 4, Informative
    Israel is attacking military targets that Hezbollah has purposly intermingled amongst civilians

    like civilian airports ? power stations ? sewage works ?

    pretty big targets to be hit "accidentally".

    In fact, Israel has taken pains to inform civilians

    And then killed them when they flee their homes in response to those warnings.
    And then attacked red cross ambulances evacuating the wounded.
    And attacked the UN convoys taking aid to those too frightened to move.
    And the unarmed UN observers (in a bunker, apparently detroyed by precision guided weapon, after repeated requests from the UN not to hit those coordinates).
    And then shelled the UN rescue effort for the observers.

    Sure, Hezbolla is throwing back random unguided rockets, but the IDF does not have that excuse, they are supposedly using modern precision guided weapons, it's pretty hard to believe all these are all accidentally off-target.

    Finally, today's news quote:


    The Israeli military's radio station in south Lebanon today warned that the army "will totally destroy any village from which missiles are fired toward Israel".


    So, in their own words, this is defintely purposeful.

    Fact is neither side cares about civilian lives.
  86. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by aevans · · Score: 1

    Okay, fine. So the World Trade Center was a legitimage military target. And so was the pentagon. But was a military attack against the USA justified? Obviously, no. But you don't be lieve in right or wrong? Then you need to ask, should they have attacked the USA? The strategic is again, even more obviously, no. If might makes right, then the USA is so right that it is morally wrong to attack it. But if weakness makes right, then you're better off being wrong and strong. So even moral relativism says you shouldn't do it.

  87. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by aevans · · Score: 1

    If "one person's terrorist is another person's freedom fighter" it's a simple matter to look at the evidence and decide which one is right.

  88. Israel IS the weak little victim. by bigtallmofo · · Score: 1

    Israel is not the weak little victim in this conflict.

    I'll ignore your first rant about how Jews should get over the slaughter of 6 million of their people circa 1940 and focus on the inaccurate statement quoted above.

    Israel is in fact the weak little victim in this conflict. This is a proxy war - the real player is Iran and to a lesser extent Syria. There's little positive in this conflict for Hezbullah. The only ones that benefit truly from this are the leaders of Iran and they plan on pushing this conflict as far as they can.

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  89. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You go to war on day 1, and there is 1 accidental civilian death. The running probability of accidental civilian deaths increases.

    You go to war on day 2, and there is 1 accidental civilian death. The running probability of accidental civilian deaths increases.

    You go to war on day 3, and there is 1 accidental civilian death. The running probability of accidental civilian deaths increases.

    Logically, there must come a point where the probability of an accidental civilian death approaches 100%. Therefore, arriving at that point, the aggressors make a conscious decision: either continue the war tomorrow with near 100% probability of an accidental civilian death, or halt the attacks and refrain from causing accidental deaths.

    (In reality, there is more than just one accidental civilian death per day, and there are more than just 3 consecutive days of attacks. Look the numbers up for yourself if you are interested -- they are quite astonishing, making the "advance warning" attempt at justification look absurd.)

    In conclusion, I'd say it's quite reasonable to accuse Israel or the US of purposely attacking the civilian population. Come to think of it, the accusation is downright correct.

  90. Come on guys.. by Zds · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Yeah, it does. When someone states that they want to join the Nazis to genocide a race, that should be public information. 2AM on IRC or not, it's obvious he meant it.


    I think many of you guys need to readjust your sense of proportionality. This guy has most likely done more to both world peace _and_ open source world than 99% of the whiners on this forum.. and now you are mocking him for not revealing some interpersonal issues and saying ill-considered things in chat *once* when obviously being out of his mind.

    Consider this. That guy has
    1) worked deeply on a project for six years and has just made a decision to quit it,
    2) has just lost a coworker in a bit questionable series of events,
    3) is obviously depressed or burned out or both,
    4) is constantly under threat while serving in hostile country with no infrastructure of whatsoever and having to remain calm and peaceful while in desperate situation and underpowered,
    5) has had harder than normal time in service past six months and
    6) people are blaming you for not answering their *software project* emails fast enough, when you have been busy with things 4 and 5.

    If you can say you have experienced even *half* of these, let alone simultaneously and are willing to come up and admit it, *then* I can take you seriously when you come and say that you didn't say anything unprintable in that situation. Maybe.

    And also remember: english is not his native language. It's more than a bit hypocritical to judge someone you have not even met by his writing in *chat* in *foreign language*, especially when the chat log is spread without his consent by someone who is not willing to reveal his name, nor the context of the discussion.
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    1. Re:Come on guys.. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you can say you have experienced even *half* of these, let alone simultaneously and are willing to come up and admit it, *then* I can take you seriously when you come and say that you didn't say anything unprintable in that situation. Maybe.

      Been there, done that but I'm not on record as wanting to nuke various African countries.

      It's more than a bit hypocritical to judge someone you have not even met by his writing in *chat* in *foreign language*

      Bullshit. "Nazis" and "fuck you jews" comes across pretty damn clearly. I'm relatively certain he didn't mean to say "bad people" and "I don't like you" but accidentally got the words twisted around. He said what he said.

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    2. Re:Come on guys.. by lorcha · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The guy has indicated that he:
      1. advocates the use of nuclear weapons against Israel
      2. wishes to join hezbolah in fighting Israel
      3. harbors hostility toward Jews in general, in addition to Israel
      Could you please tell me what of that got lost in translation? I mean, even when I tone down his rhetoric for him to make it sound more palatable, it still doesn't come across very well.

      Can you think of a possible translation or interpretation of his statements that does not indicate that he advocates genocide against both Israelis and Jews?

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    3. Re:Come on guys.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are just words. We do not know the pain or frustration he was under when such words were spoken. He has not actually done anything but vent in a semi-private forum. Taking a man to task over such words ignites the type of hatred that fuels wars. He may now regret these statements. We do not know.

      If we always take an eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth then the whole world will be blind and toothless - an old Jewish saying.

      I am a Jew, a Zionist and a PHP user. Wherever you stand on the situation, let's just pray that the killing can stop soon. Forgiving people of indescreet words may be the most effective way of making that happen.

    4. Re:Come on guys.. by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Ever been in an argument with someone and said:

      1. You'd like to murder them
      2. Asserted that they've had an incestual relationship with their own mother?

      I mean, when you spell it out like that it sound worse than "I'll kill you, you muthafucker".

      People get mad, people say things they don't mean. Get over it.

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    5. Re:Come on guys.. by Xenophon+Fenderson, · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even with the posted IRC logs, this may not be the entire story. I haven't scrolled through enough of the 600+ comments yet, and I can't verify the legitimacy of the quotation. But let's assume it's valid. The guy is supposed to be in Afghanistan right now. That means he is taking preventative medication for malaria. At least one of the anti-malarial drugs typically administered by the U.S. military in Afghanistan, mefloquine (a.k.a. Lariam), occasionally causes mental problems. It's rare - usually, mefloquine just causes an upset stomach or insomnia - but it's possible that the degree of this fellow's reaction is induced by the medication. If he lost close friends in the attack, it's also conceivable that he was so overcome that his comments on IRC were made in the heat of the moment, especially given the following (very low-key) email. It's probably better to give the fellow the benefit of the doubt, concentrate on his positive contributions, and move on.

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    6. Re:Come on guys.. by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      it still doesn't come across very well

      It comes across just fine, as long as you are able to recognize the legitamacy of both sides in the conflict. Even when defending such peaceful debates as what editor to use, you tend to make extremely fanatical comments within the discourse.

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      Everyone knows me.
    7. Re:Come on guys.. by Zds · · Score: 1

      The only thing I see this guy indicating is that he strongly dislikes what Israel has done to his workmate and wishes them to change the way they implement their politics. He just worded it in particularly stupid and uncareful way, no arguing that.

      It's not any different from some ppl telling that certain middle-eastern countries should be nuked to glass plateau and made to a parking lot.. or somebody wishing some other country to just disappear. Hot-headed, yes, stupid, yes, uncareful wording, yes. Really meaning to implement the actions suggested - no way.

      You just have unusually good self-restraint if you can honestly say you have never said about anybody that they should just go to some rather hot place or otherwise cease to exist. And unusually bad understanding about human behaviour, if you really think person saying so in the bar, party or electronic forms of chat truly means it and is going to think the same on the next day. Let alone implement it.

      You can despise his way of saying it however much you like, but please do not go around telling he meant literally what he said, as we both no it's just not true.

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    8. Re:Come on guys.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you think of a possible translation or interpretation of his statements that does not indicate that he advocates genocide against both Israelis and Jews?


      Would it have been okay if he advocated genocide against Palestinians, people of Lebanon, Hizbullah, arabs in general, but not against Israelis and Jews?

    9. Re:Come on guys.. by johansalk · · Score: 1

      It's called a figure of speech you dumbass.

    10. Re:Come on guys.. by lorcha · · Score: 1
      Well, I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that those who are providing him with medical care are watching for side effects of the various medications that he is taking. That especially goes for drugs that could cause mental problems such as violent outbursts. He is, after all, on a peace-keeping mission, and the peace is kept with guns.

      I have no reason not to take him at his word. He said in the IRC log that he was going to quit the project and he did. So even if it was said in the heat of the moment, he obviously intends to follow through on what he said to one degree or another.

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    11. Re:Come on guys.. by lorcha · · Score: 1
      I can assure you that I have never called for the destruction of all emacs users. Not even in the heat of the moment.

      And I'm not sure I'm ready to acknowledge any legitamacy on the pro-emacs side of the debate.

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    12. Re:Come on guys.. by lorcha · · Score: 1
      Is it necessary to fornicate with one's own mother in order to be a motherfucker? Or would any mother do?

      At any rate, I am quite certain that I have never threatened to kill anyone.

      You assert that he doesn't mean what he said, but he has already followed through with quitting the PHP project, as he indicated he would. How can we know that he intends to draw the line there and not avenge the death of his countryman? I found nothing to indicate that such a line had been drawn.

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    13. Re:Come on guys.. by lorcha · · Score: 1
      He's already followed through on his threat to quit the PHP project. How do we know that he intends to draw the line there and not avenge is countryman? I saw nothing to suggest that he has drawn any such line.

      He's certainly not responded to the posting of this IRC log. I'm sure by now at least somebody's alerted him to the fact that it's been made public.

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      "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
    14. Re:Come on guys.. by platypus · · Score: 1

      Try to express outrage in a foreign language (while you are outraged),
      and you'll maybe understand. In that situation, you want to get steam off,
      and you don't seek for words that long. It plausible that he hadn't said
      "nuke" in his mother tongue.

    15. Re:Come on guys.. by lorcha · · Score: 1
      Actually, "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth", originates in the Old Testament book of Exodus. The blind and toothless thing is not a Jewish saying at all:
      "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth and the whole world would soon be blind and toothless." -- Mahatma Gandhi
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    16. Re:Come on guys.. by lorcha · · Score: 1
      Would it have been okay if he advocated genocide against Palestinians, people of Lebanon, Hizbullah, arabs in general, but not against Israelis and Jews?
      No.
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      "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
    17. Re:Come on guys.. by jtaskine · · Score: 1

      I did respond.

    18. Re:Come on guys.. by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      If he didn't join hezbullah or kill any jews, I'd say he isn't following through.

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    19. Re:Come on guys.. by lorcha · · Score: 1

      Give him time.

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    20. Re:Come on guys.. by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Can you give me details of IRC channels, usenet groups and web forums you hang out? No, I won't stalk and nuke(!) you, lets see what kind of fanatic religious crap you post in lets say 1 year...

      People like you makes others, uneducated believe what nazi morons say. You know,conspiracy theories.

    21. Re:Come on guys.. by lorcha · · Score: 1
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  91. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I regret not mentioning that the [current] opponents of Israel or the US are no better: the main difference is that they actually admit to purposely killing civilians.

    (Of course, when I say "Israel" or "the US" I am referring to the power elite who run the government and who actually make the decision to go to war, NOT the Israeli or US civilians who hold no such power.)

  92. I hope that isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Violent racism is such an ugly thing.

    As to murdering Jews in retaliation for a dead UN officer: Finland sent shiploads of Jews to Auschwitz during WWII. And we (I'm a Finn) didn't do that by accident, we knew well what we were doing. So if Mr. Taskinen is keeping score, we are still the bad guys by a huge margin.

    Just so that we all know who should be nuked.

    1. Re:I hope that isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though the above post is a pretty obvious troll by a non-finn, I, Anonymous Coward, will bite.

      Finland has a relatively clean holocaust record. No Finnish jews were given to the Nazis, not that they were numerous anyhow. The famous case of the seven or eight people who were given over to the Gestapo by the state police was mainly because they were given over because they had some sort of criminal record (or not - can't recall), which seems to then have then created a minor shit storm. Tangential also to the holocaust were all the Finnish jews who were captured by Nazi Germany after Finland retreated from the Continuation War and declared war against Germany, and before that there were also numerous Soviet PoWs who were handed over indiscriminately regardless of their religion.

      I mean, for god's sake. They can't even bother to put Finland on the maps in the article on the holocaust on Wikipedia. There are two mentions of Finland, one line under he heading Rescuers, and another listing countries that observed Holocaust day before the UN made it official.

      Basically, Finns don't know, care or hate jews or judaism as a global race. Jews just happen to be the inhabitants of Israel, in the way Finland is inhabited by, well, Finns. Jews are some strange people we hear about in boring religious classes, they're kind of like a proto-Christian people, the stuff you get before christians pop up. For all we know, everyone's a jew until they're baptised or something. :p And if someone thus makes a comment against Israelis, I don't think they have in mind New Yorkers or anyone else but the people and voters of Israel the republic.

      Now, SWEDES. That's a different thing entirely. Or Russians.

    2. Re:I hope that isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and an addition: Finland really doesn't have any strong anti-semite traditions. Would you claim that a "fuck (those) jews" would be anti-semitic if it came from the mouth of a, say, Japanese person, or a Maori, people in general who don't have any concept of or contact with jews?

  93. You wish by olego · · Score: 1

    Fatal error: Call to undefined function: ()
    (Function names do not have $ in front of them. $str_replace is treated like a string variable that contains the name of a function you wish to call, similar to C's function pointers.)

    1. Re:You wish by creepynut · · Score: 1

      I noticed that after I posted... strange thing is, I use PHP almost every day at work :)

  94. Sad if it's about the current war in the ME. by Qbertino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sad if it's about the current war in the ME. Nationalisim is basically nothing more than a mass-psychosis, with fanatisim and fundametalisim being the extremer variants. Conducted by a few who know each other well to have millions of people who don't know each other compete or fight.
    You'd expect a high profile OSS dev intelligent enough to shake it.

    The ones that deserve to be shot are Nasralla, some back-room Zionists and a few old-school fanatic muslims in Gaza and Syria. The rest would get along quite well actually. Just the other day I saw a newsfeed where an israeli arab (sitting in a cafe with his jewish friend) hit it on the spot (paraphrased): "It's allways gouverments and organisations fighting. The common people just what to live in peace, sip their cafe and play backgammon. Jews, Muslims and whomever else."
    True that is.
    Let's hope this crap is over soon and the maniacs fit's come to an end.

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    1. Re:Sad if it's about the current war in the ME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nationalisim is basically nothing more than a mass-psychosis, with fanatisim and fundametalisim being the extremer variants.

      So it's just a coincidence that people who look the same (genetically similar) group themselves together in geographical areas and share the same culture? Isn't that worth defending?

    2. Re:Sad if it's about the current war in the ME. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

      So it's just a coincidence that people who look the same (genetically similar) group themselves together in geographical areas and share the same culture? Isn't that worth defending?

      Nationalisim is a psychosis. Culture isn't. Yet culture has nothing to do with colored pieces of cloth hanging from poles and where exactly in the sand an imagenary line runs that some people call 'border'.
      To sort of quote Robert Anton Wilson:
      Flags are real. Languages are real. Guns are real. Katjushas are real. 'Holy' Books are real. But Nations and Religions are social ficton. Or, as I like to put it more percisely imho, mass-psychosis. In the middle east these days definitely.

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      We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  95. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by oasisbob · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Hezbollah sure did a great job hiding bridges and electrical sub-stations and roads among civilians... *roll*

  96. Independant, trustworthy corroboration: by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A partial quote of the log from a trusted member of the PHP community with a timestamp not included in my quote.

    http://news.php.net/php.internals/25044

    I hope this settles any speculation about who is or is not a Mossad agent fabricating stories to destroy the internet.

  97. UN observers by J+Story · · Score: 1

    The burning question for me is why the UN observers were not pulled from the area when Israel began operations -- especially when the terrorists in that area have a history of embedding themselves among civilians and non-combatants. Someone should be sacked, if not jailed, for this incompetence.

  98. What does Israel have to do with it? by singingjim · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Follow up emails from other folks mentioned he was ranting about the blown up UN post and one of the other guys was talking about quitting because PHP was backed by some Israeli company. Stupid politics. I understand having principles, but unless a relative was blowed up as well, then he should quit crying and get back to work. It's not as if Israel decided to invade on a whim and I doubt they blew up the UN post on purpose.

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    1. Re:What does Israel have to do with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doubt they blew up the UN post on purpose.

      No, they merely shelled the position for twelve hours, then finally took it out with an airstrike, even though the Israelis received continual warnings during the day from the UN that they were endangering the UN observers at that position, even though that observer position had been in place for years, and even though it was clearly marked - in a way that was visible from the air - as a UN position.

  99. and from almost a year ago....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=php-dev&m=11276523 5813680&w=2

              PECL? Isn't that the trashcan CVS module in which
              we move all the extensions that nobody uses / maintains / etc. ?

              I'm also getting sick and tired of fixing the build and
              seeing the fixes reverted.

              Please remove my CVS account if you touch the karma.
              I don't want to have anything to do with this nazi project
              after that.

              --Jani

  100. PHP will be stronger by gravy.jones · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When people leave with notes like that, it says one thing loud and clear "EGO EGO EGO". PHP will rebound and maybe they won't get someone as bright to take his place but they **will get someone**. As long as that person can play well with others and shares in the vision instead of wanting to rewrite the vision, then the whole project will continue and people will keep using that strange language that powers the ether between client and server.

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  101. Where that came from. by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    That phrase probably originated from something like "I could care less, if I REALLY tried". I just think that some people didn't find it the second part all that necessary.

    Pisses me off every time I see it.

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  102. Reason why by bobdevine · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that Jani Taskinen had ties to the UN and Zend has Israeli roots. So when the Israel forces accidentally killed the UN watchers, Taskinen resigned.

    1. Re:Reason why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accidentally? You mean like when the USA accidentally hit the Chinese embassy in Yugoslavia with three smart bombs? Or when German panzers accidentally slipped into Poland?

    2. Re:Reason why by caseydk · · Score: 1


      He failed to notice that some of the (now dead) UN observers own accounts tell of Hizbollah shooting at the Israeli's from the UN positions. Also that the UN observers were ordered not to evacuate even after expressing their concerns...

    3. Re:Reason why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False, and false. Let me guess, you get you "information" from Fox News...?

    4. Re:Reason why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yeah after 10 phone calls?

  103. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Consider this a rant but might be worth seeing anyways.
    http://209.67.212.138/~lebanon/
    as many readers of this forum are american, you just might give some thinking about what kind of support your republican gov is giving to what kind of animals?

  104. I'm not a PHP lead developer... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    ...but somehow I think that his build of PHP probably didn't come from an RPM.

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  105. Re: let's not be too careless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As a Brit... I don't find it sarcastic in the least
    Well I could care less about what you just said if I really wanted to, but I couldn't care less about trying to care less about what you just said. To which you'd probably respond something like "I couldn't care less if you couldn't care less about wanting to care less about what I just said." And then I'd say ... oh bugger it. Can't we just agree to disagree on whether we could or could not care less about the topic at hand? :-) You can never be too careless! Or something like that.

    Now what were we arguing about?
  106. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they will basically fire on illegal rocket launchers with ... rockets.

    So firing rockets is bad. But ... wait ... in this case ... who fires first ?

    So Israel only retaliates in response to a criminal act.

    If you pull a gun on an armed man/woman (or for that matter, unarmed man/woman) in, wel, just about any country, and start firing ... you might get shot. This is not strange. This is not a crime of the people who kill you "in retaliation". This is not revenge. This is the police trying to control the damage by killing you. If you give them no alternative, this is what will happen.

    And if you really want to know how ethical organizations like Hezbollah/Hamas are, this link should open your eyes : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_in_the_Israe li-Palestinian_conflict#Use_of_Children

  107. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by superyooser · · Score: 1

    like civilian airports ? power stations ? sewage works ?

    You must recognize that Hezbollah is like a geographical province, in addition to an ideological organization, with its own quasi-government and all. Those targets, and also notably, main roads and bridges, were indeed targets. That bombing was intentional. It was necessary to prevent Hezballah from being resupplied by Iran and Syria. Probably also to crush morale. That helps to make for a short[er] war.

    And then killed them when they flee their homes in response to those warnings.

    1) They waited too long to evacuate? 2) They were terrorists? 3) In any event, they voted for terrorists in the last election (Hamas, Fatah, Islamic Jihad, etc.); they supported terrorists.

    And then attacked red cross ambulances evacuating the wounded.

    Red Cross/UN ambulances are used as terrorist attack vehicles in the Gaza strip, and, therefore, are a legitimate target. Google for some of the videos. I just watched a new one today, but I don't have time to find the link. (Shabbat coming)

    And attacked the UN convoys taking aid to those too frightened to move.

    If you walk out onto a battlefield, you just might get shot. Shocking.

    And the unarmed UN observers (in a bunker, apparently destroyed by precision guided weapon, after repeated requests from the UN not to hit those coordinates).

    Those four UN observers were in a building that was adjacent to a Hezballah command post. The only question is whether they were intentionally being human shields for the terrorists or if they were just plain stupid. (Actually, the latter is a given, in any case.)

    And then shelled the UN rescue effort for the observers.

    I didn't hear about that. Accidents happen in war. Guaranteed. Hezballah accidentally killed two Israeli Arabs; they apologized and called them "shahids" (martyrs) in the war against Israel. Both sides kill people they didn't intend to kill.

    The Israeli military's radio station in south Lebanon today warned that the army "will totally destroy any village from which missiles are fired toward Israel".

    Meanwhile, Hezballah attacks Israeli cities that did not fire missiles toward Lebanon. Haifa? Ashkelon? Nazareth? The Arabs are even attacking the Galilee region, which is mostly Muslim! (since they drove out the Jews and Christians) They attack every Israeli city that their missiles can possibly reach. That is their only limitation on violence.

    Fact is neither side cares about civilian lives.

    Sheba Medical Center to treat Lebanese for free

    "It is better for a Lebanese family to hear that Israelis saved their lives rather than for them to teach their children that they should kill Israelis. Our humanitarian care shows the difference between us and them. ... We treat Arab and Palestinian children all year round, especially those who need heart surgery and treatment for cancer; all the costs are paid by donors..."
  108. minor correction by superyooser · · Score: 1
    3) In any event, they voted for terrorists in the last election (Hamas, Fatah, Islamic Jihad, etc.); they supported terrorists.
    I was thinking of Gaza, not Lebanon, but Hezballah is much the same as those terrorist groups. If you're living in the Hezballah region, you support them.
  109. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

    But was a military attack against the USA justified? Obviously, no.

    From the perspective of the people who see the USA as the greatest force of evil in the world today attacks against the USA are justified. This doesnt mean that you (probably an American) would think it justified, to you it's obviously no. And myself, who thinks that the American Culture is a very very bad thing for the planet in general, dont think that such an attack was justified. But to many who see the USA actively working to destroy and dismantle their cultures, attacks on the USA are seen as moves to protect morality and their right to choose their government and religion.

    Keep in mind that to a lot of people on this planet "The American Way" is viewed as a nightmare, not a dream.

  110. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by gay358 · · Score: 1

    You must recognize that Hezbollah is like a geographical province, in addition to an ideological organization, with its own quasi-government and all. Those targets, and also notably, main roads and bridges, were indeed targets. That bombing was intentional.

    That doesn't change the fact that for example sewage works is civilian infrastructure. And nondiscriminating use of force, targeting civilians or civialian structures is forbidded as a war crime.

    1) They waited too long to evacuate? 2) They were terrorists? 3) In any event, they voted for terrorists in the last election (Hamas, Fatah, Islamic Jihad, etc.); they supported terrorists.

    This doesn't matter. Voting for non popular party doesn't turn civilian to a legimite target of war. If it was true, then you could argue that attacing the civilians of Israel (or US) would be allowed, as they have voted for example Bush or Sharon/Olmert. And the same is also true for evacuation. There is no responsibility for civilians to evacuate, and even if they stay or are slow to evacuate from southern Lebanon or northern Israel, you aren't allowed to target them.

    And Israel has often claimed that ambulances has been used as a method of warfare, but at least many in many cases of these claims have been later proved to be lies.

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  112. Senseless analogy by amightywind · · Score: 1

    You seem to understand sets. That puts you somewhat above the average slashdot reader. But your analogy is senseless. Python, PHP, or Ruby offer no new capabilities over the group I mentioned. If you know otherwise, please enlighten me. The GNU system can hardly be called a monoculture if you discard the PPR crap. I am not opposed to new languages. Just over specialized, broken, and confused ones.

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    1. Re:Senseless analogy by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      PHP, for example, does add something new - ease of use. While it is certainly possible to generate webpages using CGI/C++ etc. PHP makes it easier, thus enabling the programmer to produce usable code in less time. It's also easy to learn and quite readable, which does not apply to LISP derivatives; in an internet where people want to create dynamic websites without being programmers ease of use is much more important for a server-side scripting language than flexibility, conceptual cleanness or execution speed.

      From the point of view of a LAMP web developer Scheme is wasting resources that could go into improving PHP, which makes far more sense. For an AI researcher the opposite might be true and a hardware developer might wonder why people are getting so riled up over high level languages like C when VHDL and Verilog are definitely more important.

      Most languages are created for a reason. PHP was created to make the creation of dynamic webpages easier, Ruby was created because there was no fully object oriented scripting language and Java was created to be compiled and binary-compatible across platforms. Those are all requirements not fulfilled by the languages you mentioned, which is why someone sat down and created a new one. If people wouldn't create new languages to suit their needs we wouldn't have, for example, C++ (because C already existed).


      By the way, there won't any further replies from me as I'll be internet-less for the next week.

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  113. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by h4x0r-3l337 · · Score: 1

    Which part of "will totally destroy any village from which missiles are fired toward Israel" did you not understand? To use your analogy: you pull a gun on an armed person, and that person shoots you and everyone who happens to be standing near you. And that's not supposed to be a crime? By that same logic, the USA would have been completely justified in carpet-bombing Afghanistan with nukes after 9/11. Heck, since Osama is still at large and supposedly in Pakistan, your logic says that the total destruction of Pakistan is justified.

  114. The real deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see, he actually is a member of the Illuminati and he has recently ascended to one of its highest ranks. This sudden change, while a result of a unsavory elements within, was completely unexpected.
    However, it has been rumored that he has been secretly imbedding secret code for the last several years that he will use as part of the organizations final plans.... stay tuned.

  115. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice pics. Do we really need to start posting pictures of the results of suicide bombers to rebut? You show pics of innocents being killed - which are very similar to the pics we've been seeing for years when some Palestinian douche with a deathwish blows himself up at a restaurant or bus stop in Israel.

    Face it. Lebanon and Palestine started it, Israel is finishing it.

  116. Does this mean that .. PHP is dying? by talexb · · Score: 1

    I kid, I kid. There was recent ruckus about whether or not 'Perl is dying' on Perlmonks. Both languages are quite viable. Let's not start that whole ugly discussion agin. Please. Take my wife.

  117. neo-nazi slashdot readers... by perltooc · · Score: 1

    I think it's evident where slashdot kids stand on matters of whether Israelis or Jewish people have a right to not be murdered. FWIW, this thread has come as somewhat of a shock for me. Really, nothing has changed since 1939. Nothing.

    I'll be deleting slashdot from my bookmarks now and I certainly don't plan on coming back. Ever.

    Buh-bye.

    1. Re:neo-nazi slashdot readers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't go. We're sorry. We need your voice of reason here to guide us through the darkness to enlightenment.

      Ah, who am I kidding?

      Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

  118. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Palestinians, Lebanese, and Arabs have the right to take back the defend themselves from an invading foreign body of Zionist thugs.

  119. Mod the AC up by robinjo · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Well written!

    1. Re:Mod the AC up by Erwos · · Score: 1

      I guess my problem is, who's an actual Jew-hater, then? With the logic you (well, the AC) are tossing out, I can easily rationalize all anti-Jewish statements to be "only" anti-Israeli because of ignorance. It still doesn't address my initial, core argument that "fuck you jews" is anti-Jewish sentiment, not anti-Israeli - unless he thinks "Israel=all Jews", in which case he's still anti-Jewish!

      I don't really care whether you criticize the Israelis or not, but I damn well do care about people using anti-Israeli feelings as a cover for actual anti-Semitism. Burying your head in the ground and telling me "oh, it's not true" with evidence right in front of me is not reassuring. When police are telling you it's not safe to look like a Jew (not Israeli!) in some parts of certain European countries, you have a big f'ing problem with anti-Semitism, not being anti-Israeli.

      -Erwos

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  120. That's the last straw! by ArtStone · · Score: 1

    I'm going to sign up now to take courses in ASP, C# and .NET

    and I could or could not care less or care more if you care.

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  121. Bogus bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aah .. that's why bogus bot seemed so inactive lately ...

  122. Facts by jtaskine · · Score: 1

    Here are some facts so everybody can stop guessing and hopefully we can put an end to this stupid thread. (although it has been amusing to see these analogies made between me and Linus :)

    1. I did have that rant on IRC after coming from bar and reading the news about the UN security council's decision not to condemn the attack on the UN post. The channel was public so I don't hold it against anybody for posting the log.

    Doing that I didn't really think anybody was listening, just using the (wrong) channel for getting some steam out. I apologize for the wrong choice of words in "fuck jews" where it should have been "fuck israel". And of course I mean the government of Israel when I say "I'm anti-israel". I have friends who are jews and it does not bother me at all. Hopefully they don't get offended by those remarks I made.. :(

    2. I have been in Lebanon (1998-1999) serving as a peacekeeper for one year (+ one day :). In 2004 I served in Kosovo and currently I'm serving in Afghanistan.

    3. In Lebanon I did NOT serve in the same post that was bombed. It was an OGL post and I served in UNIFIL. I don't personally know the fellow finnish peacekeeper that died. I know a lot of peacekeepers (from many countries too) and if any of them got killed, I'd feel as bad as if my brother/sister was killed.

    4. I am not lead developer of anything. Neither are most of the people listed on zend.com that have this weird generated "CV" from CVS commits added to their profile. (I have complained about it to Zend people at least once :) Most of the work and energy I've spend on getting rid of bogus bug reports. And sometimes even fixing an odd bug here and there..

    5. I did quit PHP the project but the bombing of the UN post was just some sort of "last straw". I've been trying to quit the project for a long time. Sounds like a bad habit? Yes, exactly. I just realized that how insignificant it all is. And I really need to concentrate on LIVING more. Hence the quitting. (PHP folks: PLEASE remove the CVS account..otherwise I might get tempted to direct my browser again to the bugs.php.net..). I tried NOT to provoke exactly these kinds of discussions by stating "Do not reply" and not stating what the last straw was. And here we are. :/

    I have been shot at/near/over and pointed by guns by both IDF and some lebanese militia(s) and I can assure you that I don't have any warm feelings to neither party right now. Both have been/are killing innocent civilians (for different reasons) and I condemn both for causing the unnecessary deaths of 4 unarmed UN observers. Back in 1999 both sides attacked finnish UN posts. Nobody died just because of very good luck..now we run out of that luck.

    Anyway, I'll go enjoy LIFE now.

    1. Re:Facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doing that I didn't really think anybody was listening, just using the (wrong) channel for getting some steam out. I apologize for the wrong choice of words in "fuck jews" where it should have been "fuck israel". And of course I mean the government of Israel when I say "I'm anti-israel". I have friends who are jews and it does not bother me at all. Hopefully they don't get offended by those remarks I made.. :(

      <_sniper_> NUKE ISRAEL!

      so I guess you mean this statement still stands?

    2. Re:Facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCORE 1?
      I must say I am really shocked by slashdot modirators. what the hell is the criteria they are using?

    3. Re:Facts by lorcha · · Score: 1

      Pretty amazing the things that we say when we reduce our inhibitions with alcohol, no?

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      "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
    4. Re:Facts by slcdb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no shit. Just ask Mel Gibson.

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      Despite what EULAs say, most software is sold, not licensed.
  123. Israel killed UN monitors on purpose by jetxee · · Score: 1

    At least 10 phone calls were made to Israeli commanders over a period of six hours warning that artillery and aerial bombardments were either dangerously close to or hitting the monitors' building.

    The UN post, in Khaim just inside south Lebanon, was clearly marked and well-known to the army, but nonetheless it was hit directly four times in the last hour before an Israeli helicopter fired a precision-guided missile that tore through the roof of an underground shelter, killing the monitors inside. A UN convoy that arrived too late to rescue the peacekeepers was also fired on.


    Source: http://electronicintifada.net/v2/article5299.shtml

    If I were working in Israel now I would have terminate any contract/project and leave that fascist country. No wonder if Jini is angry and shocked with it.

  124. It is not stupid not cooperating with fascists by jetxee · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It is not stupid. I am neither lebanese nor muslim, nor visited Lebanon ever, but I see that Israel is a fascist state now. And Israeli people seem to support these war crimes. From now on I would avoid cooperating/dealing with any israeli company/business. This is what I call a civil resistance. I would like to avoid supporting Israel directly or indirectly. They are fascists.

    1. Re:It is not stupid not cooperating with fascists by singingjim · · Score: 0

      What is new about this statement? The state of Israel was fascist from day one. They bought the land from absentee landlords right out from under the Palestinian occupants and then forcibly removed them instead of working out a deal to live in peace together because they wanted a Jewish state. If that's not totally fubar'd I don't know what is. The Jews have wanted to kick arab ass since the beginning of time. Now they just happen to have the firepower to do so. We've (the US) have been keeping them in check, but the stupid arab radicals just keep poking Israel with a stick so what do you expect them to do? Yes, Israel has an itchy trigger finger, but they really didn't start this one. They've been playing this prisoner trading dance for so long I guess they got sick of it and I can't say I blame them. I hope they kick Hezbollah's ass right back to Iran where they belong. Those idiots have to states that are sympathetic so why can't they just live where they're wanted and leave everyone else the hell alone? Blaming Israel is like blaming a dog who bites a kids finger after he poked the dog's eye through the fence. What the hell do expect is going to happen?

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      Terrible karma and aiming lower, which in this environment of one-sided reason, is higher.
  125. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by superyooser · · Score: 1

    Voting for non popular party doesn't turn civilian to a legimite target of war.

    Voting for terrorists makes you a legitimate target.

    If it was true, then you could argue that attacing the civilians of Israel (or US) would be allowed, as they have voted for example Bush or Sharon/Olmert.

    Bush and Olmert are not terrorists. The Party of Allah (Hezballah) is.

    And Israel has often claimed that ambulances has been used as a method of warfare, but at least many in many cases of these claims have been later proved to be lies.

    I don't know that any claims have been proven false, but thanks anyway for agreeing with my position: Islamists in the Mediterranean region have in fact used UN ambulances for terror operations. As for mere "claims," how about watching some videos?

  126. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by gay358 · · Score: 1

    Voting for terrorists makes you a legitimate target.

    No it doesn't. And voting for Bush, who started illegal war against Iraq which is a war crime and used terror bombing (shock & awe), doesn't make United States civilians legimate war targets. If you disagree, please support your claim quotiong Geneva convention or some other established international rules of warfare. Besides, not even all Lebanese civilians that have been killed indiscriminately by Israel, have voted for Hezbollah.

  127. Re:Israel is not "attacking the civilian populatio by eighthave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Open dialogue is quite clearly the most fruitful approach. Obviously, an idea is not a solution if it doesn't work, and pragmatism must reign. I feel somewhat presumptuous offering solutions since I am not an expert on this topic, but rather a long time, devoted amateur. What I am proposing is that people reconsider the facts.

    Hezbollah is a frightening force, no rational person would argue that Israel should not have responded to Hezbollah's attacks. The question I propose is: what Israeli response would have most benefitted Israelis? Hezbollah attacked and kidnapped Israeli soldiers and launched and handful of rockets at Israel. Most of the world condemned this action, including Saudi Arabia. When Israel started attacking, most of the Arab world held back their usual criticism for a bit. Here was great opportunity to try something different.

    Since the beginnings of Israel's offensive, almost 2000 rockets have hit Israel, and 52 Israelis (33 soldiers and 19 civilians) have been killed. Does anyone actually think that there would have been more deaths and more rockets if Israel had not attacked? It looks quite clear that this attack against Lebanon has actually contributed towards increasing Israeli deaths and increasing the damage inflicted on Israel.

    "Forty-five Israelis were killed in Palestinian militant attacks in 2005, the Israeli internal security agency Shin Bet has reported..." "377 Qassam rockets" were launched towards Israel. "The main reason for the decline, Shin Bet said, was the informal truce observed by some Palestinian groups."

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4574720.stm

    To put this into perspective, Israel as a nation without the occupied territories has a population of about 6.2 million. Just over 500 Israelis (civilians and soldiers) have died from the current intifada, 2000-2005, in Israel, so about 85 people per year. So that's a murder rate of about 1.4 per 100,000 residents for Israel. There are roughly 400,000 Israelis in the occupied territories, and if you add in the Israeli deaths from the occupied territories, you get 950, or 158 per year. That makes a rate of 2.4 per 100,000 residents.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3694350.stm

    Now let's look at U.S crime rates for 2000 (all in per 100,000 residents):

    http://www.disastercenter.com/crime/nycrime.htm

    California: 6.1
    New York: 5.0
    Georgia: 3.3
    Oregon: 2.0
    Connecticut: 2.9
    Vermont: 1.5

    So looking at murder rates, Israel is safer than Vermont. Including the occupied territories, Israel is still quite a bit safer than Connecticut or Georgia.

    So why do Israel's much lower murder rates justify such drastic action? Fear is a powerful motivator, and I do not doubt that the fear of suicide bombers and Hezbollah attacks that people feel is real. So the question really is, who actually benefits from Israeli military attacks? I think that most of the 90+ percent of Israelis who support this current action do not. Throughout the world, fear mongering has proven to be a very effective means for politicians to gain and keep power, I don't think this works differently in the Middle East.

  128. War Crimes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is killing Lebanese people by Israel - a war crime, while exactly the same thing, which is - killing Israelis by Lebanese people, is not?

    And let's not forget that the UN people (the very same people) assisted terrorists with kidnapping and murdering 3 Israeli soldiers who didn't do ANYTHING to ANYONE.

    What about the great United States of America, who killed thousands of innocents in Iraq? Let's quit all open-source projects who are led by people from the US.

    Or to sum it up - "war crimes" are OK, as long as they're not done by Israel.

    1. Re:War Crimes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why is killing Lebanese people by Israel - a war crime, while exactly the same thing, which is - killing Israelis by Lebanese people, is not?

      The difference is, the Israelis doing the killing are trained soldiers with gadgets made in USA(TM) (Someone find out, how much aid does Israel get from the US? And how much of it is spent shopping at Boeing, Lockheed Martin, etc?). The Lebanese, well, they're terrorists, so they kill civilians. It's not a war crime, I'd say, though it's still wrong. Whereas the Israelis are deliberately bombing civilian infrastructure, and that is defined as a war crime.

      And let's not forget that the UN people (the very same people) assisted terrorists with kidnapping and murdering 3 Israeli soldiers who didn't do ANYTHING to ANYONE.

      Whoa, that's some creative ass you have, to pull something like that out. Proof please?

      What about the great United States of America, who killed thousands of innocents in Iraq? Let's quit all open-source projects who are led by people from the US.

      At least that's the Bush government's doing, which is nowadays supported by only 30 or so percent of its population, which are just the brain-dead Bible-fucking nutjobs. Whereas the Israeli bombings are being supported by (IIRC) 85% of its population.

      I now support the destruction of Israel as well. Somebody bomb them off the map!
  129. defending itself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.videobomb.com/posts/show/3403

    this documentary video explains how israelis cover their dirty sins

  130. Sig? by woolio · · Score: 1

    u = 6.0f; if( isnan(i) ) i = free(man);

    WTH!?!?

    This is clearly not C/C++ since "free" is a void function...

    Is it a name?

    Yousef Isnani Freeman?

    1. Re:Sig? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      It is valid C code that compiles.

      It also bears a resemblance to the opening sequence in a certain '60s TV series entitled "The Prisoner":

      2: "You are number 6."
      6: "I am not a number, I am a free man!"

      You see so it's really quite funny - ah, forget it :)

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      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  131. intolerance by anomaly · · Score: 1

    As a pretty faithfully committed and studious Christian, I agree with you that many - perhaps most - people who claim to be Christians are ignorant of the teachings of the Christian faith.

    Christianity most certainly claims that the only way to relationship with God - and access to His nature (love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, and self-control) - comes from a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Anyone who rejects this concept is, by his choice, separated from God and all that is good for all eternity. This is essential to the core of Christianity.

    I have an issue with your ideas about tolerance, though. Philosophically speaking, any time anyone claims to speak "truth" they are saying that any idea that disagrees with their premise is "un-true." (Unless you're a relativist, but that brings a whole host of other problems - the law of non-contradiction forces you to discard the idea of relative truth pretty quickly.)

    If you insist on opposition to any "intolerant" views, you yourself become intolerant of the views to which you object because you are setting yourself up as a truth standard against which other views are measured. Should we then become intolerant of your intolerance? :)

    Also, I'll take issue with your word "intolerance." Christianty is completely tolerant of people who do not accept Christianity. We don't hate ANYONE. Everyone is free to hold whatever views they like, and we will not oppress them (unless it contradicts a core tenet of our world view - like your right to a view which says it's OK to murder me. As a Christian, and as a person, I am pretty intolerant of that.)

    I think that clear evidence of this is seen here in the US. Whether the founding fathers were actual Christians or not, the extreme majority of people in the US at the time of the founding of this nation were Christians, and it is fair to say that the Christian values are well represented by our form of government.

    This nation demonstrates that people are really free to practice their religious views here. Look at countries where Christian views were not a part of the formation of the culture and the governmental organization - show me a country like that where diversity of religious views flourishes like it does in the US. I would suggest to you that is precisely because of Christian tolerance.

    Tolerance (according to the classic definition) says that I can disagree with your view and tolerate it's existence. In the popular culture today, that word has been twisted to mean if you disagree with another person's idea, you're doing a bad thing. It's total Newspeak. Orwell would be proud.

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  132. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could someone either mod parent up or have an update made to the article text itself? There is no reason the individual can't speak for themselves and be heard and read with priority instead of people doing commentary on their older comments!