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  1. Re:Excommunication on Symantec Competing Unfairly Against Spybot? · · Score: 1

    Um... I was originally paraphrasing something from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

    Who was an atheist.

  2. Re:Hey Symantec .... on Symantec Competing Unfairly Against Spybot? · · Score: 1
    Wow I wish my companies IT guys made such important decicions based on a story with no actual result as to whether it is true or not.

    They'd be better off with something down-to-earth like Sophos, anyway. They have a really nice corporate solution.

  3. Re:Well then, is it or isn't it? on Symantec Competing Unfairly Against Spybot? · · Score: 4, Funny
    So maybe it is like determining the existence of God: it could be the case that SpyBot is corrupting Norton Ghost images, but until someone posts some evidence, you'll have to take that on faith from Symantec.

    Well, in that case:

    "I refuse to proof that Spybot Search & Destroy corrupts Ghost images," says Symantec. "For proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

    Now, something should happen in between, but the desired outcome is nevertheless:

    "Oh, dear," says Symantec, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
  4. Competition! [snorts] on Symantec Competing Unfairly Against Spybot? · · Score: -1, Troll
    Symantec Competing Unfairly Against Spybot?

    How can a loser compete unfairly?!

  5. Re:Government backdoor? on WMF Vulnerability is an Intentional Backdoor? · · Score: 1

    Oh, yeah? And who are you, AC Malone? And in that case why all that effort on SELinux?

  6. Re:Humour and Sci-Fi on Dr. Who on Sci-Fi Channel in March · · Score: 1

    You see, I don't get all this vitriol over Enterprise. I thought it was remarkably well-done, given its remit; the characters are solid, there are no silly stereotypes (the British accents on Trek are good without being pwoppah), and they talk like adults. I guess it boils down to the fact that the Star Treks were produced by people will much experience in sci-fi. They understand that it takes more than a decent story to make it work. The present incumbents at Doctor Who don't seem to have grasped this. Don't get me wrong, it makes for entertaining viewing, but I feel a bit like a kid (in a bad way) after watching it.

    And while we're on the subject... Stargate Atlantis: just what went wrong? It's so soft; it's like Ready Brek sci-fi. SG-1 had edge. It had RDA. You used to be cool; now I don't believe in nothing.

  7. Re:Humour and Sci-Fi on Dr. Who on Sci-Fi Channel in March · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    There's humor in Dr. Who? I guess I never noticed. Or it could be the fact that I'm not British

    Oh, it's there alright. It's just not that strong. Like me, you may have seen too much sci-fi and really funny stuff that it's either dulled your senses or, more likely, made you realise that a higher standard of script is a must. The trouble with the present Doctor Who series is that it's written by a bunch of left-leaning literati-types who think they know everything about "quirky British humour", but in reality seem to know little about science fiction. The result? It's limp. It's been injected with more political collagen than Angelina Jolie's lips. It's inconsistent, and the language is childish. It lacks confidence and authority when compared to things like Stargate: SG-1 and Enterprise.

    There are Brits who can write decent TV sci-fi, but Russel T. Davies and Mark Gatiss ain't among 'em.

  8. 'Sold' to the United States on Dr. Who on Sci-Fi Channel in March · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, in that case BBC, can I have a cut of the profits — what with my license fee paying for it in the first place.

    Consider it a shareholder dividend.

  9. Re:And another one too on 'The IT Crowd' UK Sit-com · · Score: 1
    Wow! I missed that line! :o)

    Well aside from Charlotte Rampling's tits, you didn't miss much else!

  10. Somebody start printing the tickets on "St Lawrence of Google" · · Score: 1, Funny
    "Eventually, says Mr Saffo, 'they're trying to build the machine that will pass the Turing test' -- in other words, an artificial intelligence that can pass as a human in written conversations. Wisely or not, Google wants to be a new sort of deus ex machina."

    OK, guys, I'm off with some mates for a long round trip of the Sol System in deep hibernation until this all blows over. I've got three spare seats, if anyone's interested.

  11. Re:And another one too on 'The IT Crowd' UK Sit-com · · Score: 1

    And not forgetting the EULA on the gun.

  12. From the writer of Father Ted on 'The IT Crowd' UK Sit-com · · Score: 4, Funny

    grep! as! link! perl!

  13. Re:*YAWN* on Review: Dead or Alive 4 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Aside from 3-dimensional bouncing boobies, what does this game offer that the original Street Fighter doesn't?

    3-dimensional bouncing boobies.

  14. I just don't get it. on Review: Dead or Alive 4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really, what's the big attraction about watching two chicks beat the crap out of each other?

    Ah. Yes, I remember now. Say, does this game feature a secret mudbath mode?

  15. Re:Dear gawd. on iTunes is Malware? · · Score: 0, Redundant
    You mean they know that I listen to Brittany Spears and the Spice Girls?!
    Gosh! I need to get rid of my George Mickael tunes collection

    And I my Buoy Geordge, Gurls Allow'd, and Hilary Duph.

  16. Re:Wait... Symantec? on US Homeland Security to Support Open Source · · Score: 1
    Actually, it's just a new honorary title for some of their marketing staff :-)

    That figures. I mean, no coder would ever produce something like Norton AntiVirus or Personal Firewall. People tend to commit suicide before the self-esteem gets that low.

    I'm really not sure I want their grues running amok all over Free code.

  17. Wait... Symantec? on US Homeland Security to Support Open Source · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have coders working for them now?!

  18. Additional downloads: Simpsons analogy on Sony to Settle Spyware Suit with Downloads? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the episode where Apu gives Homer food poisoning (SNPP):

    Homer. Woo hoo! Cheap meat! [picks it up] Ooh, this one's open. [starts eating it]

    Homer is carted off to the hospital with food poisoning; he later returns to the Quick-E-Mart for reparations.

    Homer. Your old meat made me sick!
    Apu. Oh, I'm so sorry. [gets a pail of shrimp] Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp?
    Homer. [holds one up, sniffs it] This shrimp isn't frozen! And it smells funny.
    Apu. OK, ten pounds.
    Homer. Woo hoo!

    Hmm...

  19. Re:Anyone can play this game. on Google Unveils The Google Pack · · Score: 1

    CDex does use cdparanoia. Go check the "Ripping Method" chooser under the "CD Drive" tab in Options/Settings.

  20. Re:Anyone can play this game. on Google Unveils The Google Pack · · Score: 1

    Good points. I actually have a copy of SSH.com's old client that was crippled but free for educational use kicking around; I believe they charge for all their clients now. My institution also supplies Sophos for free as an AV solution, but this is unavailable to most individuals. Mind you, I rarely boot XP these days — the last time was to apply a set of patches.

    Regarding LUP accounts, the packages shown above all sit well in this regard (although CDex should be installed in, say, %USERPROFILE%\local).

  21. Anyone can play this game. on Google Unveils The Google Pack · · Score: 5, Informative

    OK, let's see... if I were running XP, I'd install ettlz's Essentials:

    Network
    • Mozilla Firefox
    • Mozilla Thunderbird
    • SSH.com's SSH client
    • Gaim
    Doing Work
    • OpenOffice.org
    • The GIMP
    • Inkscape
    Utilities
    • 7-zip
    • jEdit
    Multimedia
    • Winamp
    • CDex
    • aoTuV Vorbis encoder
    • Audacity
    Security
    • ClamAV ClamWin
    • Spybot Search & Destroy
    • Lavasoft AdAware
    • Stern note about limited privilege accounts
  22. Re:You'll never stop the Simpsons on Behind the Scenes of The Simpsons · · Score: 1

    Hee-hee, I giggled. I think the line "Richard Nixon back again" from Billy Joel's version would've been appropriate here as well...

  23. Re:China is MS biggest fan on Microsoft Censors Chinese Blogger · · Score: 1
    ...in China, Bill Gates is Britney Spears...

    And — let me guess — Steve Ballmer is Courney Love?

  24. Re:Oh good lord people... on OEM Hard Drive With Window · · Score: 1

    Well I want a transparent engine block in my car.

  25. Obligatory distasteful WWII jibe on French Military Police Switches to Firefox · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And about time. I mean, you'd think they would've learned from that business with the Maginot Line that a stateful firewall alone is insufficient.