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Behind the Scenes of The Simpsons

Tim writes "The Seattle Times is running a short article about the production process behind 'The Simpsons.' Nothing too elaborate, but there are some interesting pieces of information scattered throughout the piece, including a few jokes from a future episode." From the article: "Invitations to the table read are considered among the hottest tickets in Hollywood, and each visitor has an assigned seat. Celebrities, usually with children in tow, are a fixture. It takes about 40 minutes to run through an episode that will run 22 minutes and 30 seconds (plus commercials) when it airs next season. After the session, there is applause and stretching. Groening and most cast members linger to chat, autograph the scripts and pose for snapshots."

118 comments

  1. Simpsons better than Futurama? by Paperghost · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but that's unpossible.

    1. Re:Simpsons better than Futurama? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      offtopic?! now that's an outrage!

    2. Re:Simpsons better than Futurama? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      HA HA!

    3. Re:Simpsons better than Futurama? by zsadiq · · Score: 0

      Stop trying to post to impress.

      Only post when you have something to say.

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  2. Pretty good article by jbrader · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But it would have been better a few years ago when the Simpsons was still relevant and funny.

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    1. Re:Pretty good article by garcia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      A few years ago, when the Simpsons was still relevant and funny, they didn't need to do stupid articles like this to keep reminding people that the Simpsons were still on TV.

      Then again, Fox keeps crap on TV (Simpsons of late) and takes off great shows like Family Guy (past) and Arrested Development.

    2. Re:Pretty good article by Equisilus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then again, Fox keeps crap on TV (Simpsons of late) and takes off great shows like Family Guy (past) and Arrested Development. Well, the Simpsons have a fanbase that was likely many times larger than Family Guy generated in its first seasons. Even a less-funny, less-relevant Simpsons would outdo a new show that hadn't yet built up its own set of fans. On a numbers basis, I don't think Fox did anything particularly wrong, although it may have been shortsighted. I've been watching both shows since their inception and I truly find Family Guy far more entertaining, but that's not going to stop me from watching Simpsons.

    3. Re:Pretty good article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is still funny, it's just that people now are more jaded and have higher expectations. Wait for some reruns of the new episodes to come on and you'll laugh. People just need to be more familiar with them and not criticize them automatically so much. There are still many good Simpsons quotes even in recent episodes, you just may not think about them when the old episodes are so ingrained in your head and you keep comparing new ones to the old ones.

    4. Re:Pretty good article by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      everyone's always insulting the Simpsons these days, but I honestly don't see why they're so bad. Yeah I think they may be not quite as good as some older ones all the time, but they can still be pretty funny. it kinda reminds me of how when something becomes too mainstream people shun it just for the sake of shunning it, even if it's not that bad. Of course it is all opinion, so whatever :P

    5. Re:Pretty good article by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      everyone's always insulting the Simpsons these days, but I honestly don't see why they're so bad.

      Look, I'll be straight with you. Nowaday's, the Simpsons sucks. It's that simple. Personally, I feel the final shark was jumped when they killed off Ned Flander's wife. Since then it's been straight to the gutter, with Fox urging them on episode after episode.

      I'm sure there is a reason for this seeming incompetance at Fox. Most likely, poor TV shows simply do better than good ones. The reasons for this, largely escape me, but I would suspect it has a lot to do with Fox's real product, i.e. the audience, not the show itself.

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    6. Re:Pretty good article by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i agree fox makes a lot of bad decisions, and like I said, its a matter of opinion, I just still dont mind watching simpsons, personally. and also Fox is a conservative station so maybe thier demographic doesnt match with the people who actually watch thier shows? like, even though people regardless of politics like some of thier shows, maybe they feel they dont apply enough to the "conservative population" which is another way of saying the people are making really stupid decisions. at least I think thats a possibility :P

    7. Re:Pretty good article by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you talking about.

      It's a perfectly cromulent article that embiggens us all.

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    8. Re:Pretty good article by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Has anyone done any research on the plot overlaps between the two shows?

      - Marge & Lois both shoplifted
      - Marge and lois both had a gambling problem
      - Both shows incorporated a joke about ancient jews building the pyramids and getting their opression out of the way early on in history

      And lots more stuff that I saw in family guy and thought "This plot seems familiar".

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    9. Re:Pretty good article by DupeMaster+Donkey · · Score: 0
      A few years ago, when the Simpsons was still relevant and funny, they didn't need to do stupid articles like this to keep reminding people that the Simpsons were still on TV.


      A few years ago, when Slashdot was still relevant and interesting, they didn't need to post stupid dumbass comments like yours to keep reminding people what a fucking retarded douchebag you are.
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    10. Re:Pretty good article by RussR42 · · Score: 1
      And next week bart builds a machine that will remove the cherry from chocolate covered cherries and replace it with week old mayonnaise!

      Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

      Wait, wrong show... is this offtopic then?

    11. Re:Pretty good article by MojoStan · · Score: 1
      Has anyone done any research on the plot overlaps between the two shows?

      Here's two for your list that I think Family Guy did before The Simpsons:

      • Peter/Homer performs the Grim Reaper's duties
      • Lois/Marge become good fighter/get pumped up and become sexually aggressive with Peter/Homer
        Peter: (quivering voice) She was the man, Brian. She was the man.
        Homer: Ow, ow, ow...
      Some quick Wikipedia research shows that The Simpsons has aired at least 366 episodes. They have done nearly every plot you can imagine for an animated show about a middle-class family with two and a half kids, so there will be overlaps.

      South Park covered this in an episode titled "Simpsons Already Did It."

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    12. Re:Pretty good article by Rethcir · · Score: 1

      You can't use the "trendiness" argument here.. The simpsons in its current state is a mere shadow of its former glory. The characters, who used to be if not realistic then believable, are now all clearly 1-trick ponies who are too 1-dimensional for people to really connect to in the same way as they did in episodes such as for example the one where lisa falls in love with the dustin hoffman character.

      The humor, which used to be moslty clever and subtle, now is very basic and over-the-top.

      And also, although there have always been celebrities, it's very clear that any B-list celebrity can go on and play his or herself, often interacting with the family in a very implausible and arbitrary fashion. For an example of this excessive use of celebrities, see the "rock star" episode of a few years ago, and the preview for tonight's episode leads me to believe it will be pretty similar. Horrible.

      I know this rant is not particulary insightful, but it is still near festivus time so thank you for bearing with my airing of grievances. Thank GOD family guy is back!!!

  3. Television! by itior · · Score: 5, Funny

    Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

    1. Re:Television! by CaptainFork · · Score: 0

      Television! The drug of the nation! Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation!

  4. In a TRAILER? by LividBlivet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean how many billions in advertising has the Simpsons made over the years?
    Well whatever works I guess.

    I always wondered if the animation was crafted to match the voices or vice versa, at least the article cleared that up.

    1. Re:In a TRAILER? by RubberDogBone · · Score: 2, Informative

      It varies. Some shoot the animation first and dub to it, others record the voices first and tailor the animation to match.

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    2. Re:In a TRAILER? by Yocto+Yotta · · Score: 1

      Well, this is generalization, but most often, Japanese animation is drawn, and then has voicework completed later (yes, I'm talking about the original Japanese voicework), versus American animation that has the English voicework completed first, to which the animation is then drawn.

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    3. Re:In a TRAILER? by Captain+Perspicuous · · Score: 1

      Actually, animation with talking people is always done by recording the voices first. It helps tremendously with the timing if you have a great voice recording to begin with. There is some ADR done, but it always starts with recording the voices first. Exceptions might be Tom&Jerry, where there is very few dialogue (apart from Tom's yelling when he gets split in half etc.). But all Disney features, Pixar features, Sony features, Shorts by Disney, Hanna-Barbara and many more are done by recording the voices first.

    4. Re:In a TRAILER? by hjf · · Score: 0

      That's because japanese animation doesn't know about lip-sync. Did you notice that the lips in american cartoons can be sort of read, but the japanese just put a still character with a moving background and their mouths have only 3 frames: totally closed, partly open, totally open, then closed again and so on. I'm sorry but the lip sync in anime just plain sucks.

  5. 'A little out there' by RonnyJ · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The most interesting part of the article for me, especially considering that many people consider Simpsons has hugely declined in quality (including me):

    Outside the trailer, Groening chats with Azaria about the episode they have just read. Groening wonders whether some aspects of the plot are "a little out there." Well, Azaria replies sarcastically, it is Season 4,063.

    1. Re:'A little out there' by strider44 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think that the decline in quality isn't because they have stopped being funny, because that's just untrue. The Simpsons is still very funny. It's just that they seem to have lost the ability to take themselves, and the characters, seriously - they just make gags and bring out their multitude of celebrities, but they don't deal with the serious issues that the Simpsons in their prime did. Though I think Hank Azaria is great, that comment just highlights this.

  6. *crickets chirp* by Phariom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "From the inside, a genius factory can appear surprisingly bland..."

    Bland. Much like the quality of the episodes that are currently being produced. There was a time when this show was indeed amusing, clever, and poignant. It wouldn't be so bad today if their humor wasn't so dated. In fact, I would go as far as to say that The Simpsons has become another Garfield. Yes...I went there. Horribly predictable "comedy." Overused formulas. The usual.

    When someone builds up a media empire, they have a responsibility to know when to call it quits. Every single television program, comic, book, musical group, et cetera has a "half-life" depending on its particular "valence." Once that half-life has been reached...well...you guys are reading this on Slashdot ergo I assume you are smart enough to get the science-to-entertainment metaphor I'm weaving here.

    1. Re:*crickets chirp* by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There was a time when this show was indeed amusing, clever, and poignant.

      You're complaining about this on Slashdot of all places?
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    2. Re:*crickets chirp* by Iamthefallen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Right, they have a responsibility to call it quits.

      For all the complaints, The Simpsons still has a loyal following tuning in every week. When the numbers decline significantly the show will change, or die. Until then, well, why change what works just because you're bored with it?

      If only there were some form of controlling apparatus for your TV that would allow you to change the channel and watch something you find more entertaining... Perhaps it could even be done remotely. Yes, a TV remote controlling apparatus, I'll se if I can find some investors for my idea to solve your problem. I believe I will call it... The TV remote controlling apparatus.

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    3. Re:*crickets chirp* by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Still better than a lot of other stuff on TV. It's really hard to say whether they should quit or not, sometimes there are single lines in the episodes still that make me laugh more than anything else on TV. For example, in my personal least favorite episode, the cowboy one(which unfortunately starred the late, great Johnny Cash in one of his last roles ever), one of my favorite lines is uttered which for me summed up my childhood very well:
      Bart walks into class after being attacked by a dog, he is bruised and his clothes are tattered Nelson says: "Ha-ha Bart's family is poor"
      Brilliant.

    4. Re:*crickets chirp* by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Stay tuned for final episode, "Simpsons Jump the Shark". Bart learns C# and goes to work for an insurance company, and likes it; Lisa becomes a meth head and ends her days toothless, reading Spinoza in a cardboard crate; Homer develops a donut food-allergy and takes a job selling propane somewhere in Texas; Maggie becomes a Scientologist and is adopted by Tom Cruise. Yeah, bet you didn't see that one coming.

    5. Re:*crickets chirp* by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Stay tuned for final episode, "Simpsons Jump the Shark". Bart learns C# and goes to work for an insurance company, and likes it;"

      Heh. I think the 365th episode of the Simpons should be Lisa's 11th birthday. (Seriously, Bart should be my age by now.)

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    6. Re:*crickets chirp* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has already been invented. It's called the Fing-Longer.

  7. Bring back the old spirit. by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    Bring back the spirit of the old seasons, although The Simpsons have been in a worse state than today, they still seem to have lost their edge. But maybe it is just the world that has changed. :)
    I used to watch each and every episode, I even drove an hour to a friend to se the latest episodes. He had a satellite dish with a decoder for a UK channel that we couldn't get unless you knew someone in England who would buy it and send it to you. We saw the latest episodes there instead of having to wait 2-3 years before our own channels picked it up. So I had quite a dedication to see the show.

  8. You'll never stop the Simpsons by i_should_be_working · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
    Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
    Bart in well, Flanders fails,
    Whacking snakes, Monorail,
    Mr. Plow, Homer in space,
    Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
    Lisa's future, Selma's hubby,
    Marge not proud, Homer chubby,
    Homer worries Bart is gay,
    Poochie, U2, NRA,
    Hippies, Vegas, and Japan,
    Octuplets, and Bart's boy band,
    Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
    Lisa Buddhas, Homer tokes,
    Maggie blows Burns away,
    What else do I have to say?!

    You'll never stop the Simpsons,
    Have no fears, we've got stories for years like...

    Marge becomes a robot,
    Maybe Moe gets a cell phone,
    Has Bart ever owned a bear or...

    How about a crazy wedding?
    Where something happens, and do-do do-do-do
    Sorry for the clip show!
    Have no fears, we've got stories for years!

    1. Re:You'll never stop the Simpsons by Xophmeister · · Score: 1

      That was the only thing I laughed at in that episode ;)

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    2. Re:You'll never stop the Simpsons by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Hee-hee, I giggled. I think the line "Richard Nixon back again" from Billy Joel's version would've been appropriate here as well...

    3. Re:You'll never stop the Simpsons by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      That's in Futurama.

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    4. Re:You'll never stop the Simpsons by ejp1082 · · Score: 1

      Is there another instance in history where a show so presciently predicted its own decline?

    5. Re:You'll never stop the Simpsons by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      i_should_be_working, never, ever stop in the middle of a hoedown!

  9. New episodes are so bad nowadays... by RinzeWind · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... they're not worth the download anymore.

  10. The show's well past its sell-by date by manavendra · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, Simpsons was the cornerstore of comedy one time. Not only did it have a comic sense and timing, but also it had the gumption to take the joke on American masses, whilst selling itself to them. It had a great sense of poking fun at the racial discriminations that exist in the american society, yet had the charm brought by breaking the very same prejudices.

    However, the last couple of seasons have been a mere caricature of the show, as well as the characters. Like someone else said on here, its now formulaic - no longer the greatest show in 20th century

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    1. Re:The show's well past its sell-by date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like someone else said on here, its now formulaic - no longer the greatest show in 20th century Well, it IS after all the 21st century ...

    2. Re:The show's well past its sell-by date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the greatest show.. when it was in the 20th century

    3. Re:The show's well past its sell-by date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is true, however not what was said.

    4. Re:The show's well past its sell-by date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/cornerstore/cornerstone/

    5. Re:The show's well past its sell-by date by Phantasmo · · Score: 1

      The Simpsons isn't going anywhere. If you thought Star Trek fans went nuts when they wanted to cancel Enterprise, just wait for an attempt to cancel the Simpsons. This show has hundreds of millions of obsessive fans who will watch it without fail, no matter how bad the shows get. No amount of merchandising, product placement, spin-offs or even live-action films will kill the Simpsons.

      It's hopeless. Utterly, utterly hopeless.

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    6. Re:The show's well past its sell-by date by Wikipedia · · Score: 0

      I sort of agree with that. The Simpsons characters are so memorable and we know them so well. Although I rarely watch tv much at all anymore.

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  11. best simpsons seasons are past? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why are some technologies always 5 years away, why is any band's "early stuff" always the best, and why are the best simpsons/seinfeld/whatever episodes always a few seasons back I wonder. (?)

    1. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      Everything looks better through the rose-tinted glasses of nostalgia.

      New stuff isn't as bad as we think it is. In 5 years, you might grow to like the "new" album (which is now actually 4 years old).

      And just think how cool Dr. Who used to be!

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    2. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by XXIstCenturyBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because people lives on memory. Everything is better in the past. And just like most music album out there, some episode "grow" on you. You figure its funny after you see it for the 20th time at the cartoon network. Why do you think Fox release the DVD set 5 years late?

      But hey, most people on slashdot (and a lot of other places) think they are connoisseur if they ditch what is mainstream and glorify the underdogs.

    3. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      why is any band's "early stuff" always the best

      *cough* beatles

    4. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by BrynM · · Score: 2, Insightful
      why is any band's "early stuff" always the best
      This is part of the star process and why some musicians cringe at a certain level of fame. Take a band starting out: they work for years doing gigs playing and refining say 15-25 original songs. They get a recording contract and release an album a year (to stay relevant) for four years. Within a couple of albums, they have released the songs that took them two or three years of constant hard work to perfect (playing them live, practices, writing sessions) and now need to churn out a new album's worth of music in only one year. If they have been smart, they have been writing new material along the way and have had plenty of opportunity to try them out on audiences. Unfortunately, a lot of people will not be smart and waste the time:

      a) partying
      b) playing only their 'hits' at shows
      c) making 'appearances' at hollywood type events
      d) traveling to and from the above things
      e) figured they would write it all in the studio (limited time - $$)
      f) all of the above

      From having explored a few artistic talents of my own and having known a couple of (in)famous people, I can assure you it's a similar burnout process for other things such as TV, painting, game development, etc. Working for years to 'make it' and neglecting to work after you have 'made it' is the biggest trap there is in any kind of fame.

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    5. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by microTodd · · Score: 1

      In the case of the Simpsons, hoewever, this really is the case.

      My wife has never watched the Simpsons. Last year I bought the first few seasons on DVD and we watched it together. She thought it was hilarious! So we caught a few of the new episodes on regular TV. She looked at me and asked why the new ones are so "dumb" compared to the first couple seasons, and not as funny.

      God, I love that woman.

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    6. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by zuluechopapa · · Score: 1

      I think wo covered this is a myth class once; Humans have a tendency to think the past was always better. People remeber the good and let the bad slide, somehow.

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    7. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      I am a huge Simpson's freak, and I have had a similar experience with my wife as well (gotta love 'em) where she came to the same conclusion. They really have become too formulaic. And this is coming from a very big fan. There are maybe 2 or 3 instances of comedy in a show, and the plots are usually so far out there that it just doesn't appeal to the common man anymore. They need to get their act together. I don't care if they have done every possible combination of events known to man. They need to start thinking again. Also, the artistry has really to started to suffer as well. In the "good ole' days" emotion was depicted with shadows, dreamy backgrounds, cheerful music, and exaggerated emotions that only a cartoon can portray. Now the series never seam to leave their standard illumination. There are no more dramatic shadows, everything is flat as a pancake, its uninspired artistry gone awry. Simpsons as a recognizable paralell dimension can easily be saved. Deep down everybody wants the characters in the town of Springfield to get their soul back, but its up to the writers and artists as to whether that will ever happen.

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    8. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by vonwilkenstein · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's about passion too..... Those first albums represent the artists' ideals and their want to make a great piece of work. The early albums contain the work the artists did when all they cared about was their art and "making it". They poured their heart and soul into it.

      Later on, the industry wears on them and they no longer produce great music, and/or lose interest in their art and move on.

      INMO, This is not a universal idea that is applicable to every artist, but does apply to many.

    9. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least for music, I can say it's not always nostalgia. I've discovered bands long after their "early stuff" and yet for many, the early stuff is better. It's not nostalgia, because I wasn't listening to their music then and all of their stuff, new and old, is new to me. Even so, the early stuff is often better. It's just a reality.

    10. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Media saturation. Some artists try to combat this by staying out of the limelight despite success, like the band Tool.

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    11. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And believing that makes you their tool.

    12. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're getting old.

    13. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      But people DO like the new Who. In fact, they really like it over in the UK. It's consistently in the top 5 in nightly ratings and spends most of its time in the top 3 right behind juggernauts like Coronation Street. The new Dr. Who is just as cool as the old show to most people. In fact, I consider myself to be pretty hardcore fan of the old show. I prefer the newer stuff to the drivel that Pip and Jane put out under Jonathan Nathan Turner. Anyone remember the Timelash anagram (hint: the first word is "lame" and the last word ends with "it")? Then again I'm not a continuity monster. I'll gladly trade away some obscure continuity issues from a 40 year old show in order to get see good stories.

    14. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by Wikipedia · · Score: 0

      Maybe because by the time the majority of people have heard of it, it's lost it's honesty/soldout/just sucks for whatever reason.

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    15. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      I was talking about the rose-tinted glasses of nostalgia. When referring to Dr. Who and nostalgia, I thought it was obvious I was referring to the old Dr. Who. :) Sorry for the confusion. My comment was intended to say absolutely nothing about the new Dr. Who. :) (And Tom Baker was cool, dammit. At least, I remember it like that. :))
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    16. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      I actually think it is a groupthink desire for individuality. When trying to do something unique, like watching a cartoon or listening to an obscure band, there is always a group of conformists-who-think-they-are-non-conformists who automatically doesn't like something once it reaches a certain level of popularity.

      It seems to me to strictly be a function of those who watch a show during it's determined time. I think people who never saw the simpsons, and went back and watched all the episodes on dvd, are not going to find a discernable line where suddenly the episodes "sold out" and got bad. If anything, it's a very gradual decrease.

      Simpsons was groundbreaking. But now there are tons of shows just as groundbreaking and good in various different ways. (Some examples: South Park, Futurama, SeaLab, Aqua Teen, Kevin Spencer, even Beavis & Butt-head, The Critic, Duckman, Drawn Together, Kid Notorious, even Gary The Rat, Stripperella.) It's not as unique so it's not as novel. I think people misinterpret this as bad.

      Simpsons doesn't tickle the brain like it used to because it is not a unique kind of tickling. That's not synonymous with bad. I think if you were to watch episodes purely randomly, and rated how good they were on a 0-100 scale, that most of the episodes would still fall within 30 of each other.

      And WHAT, exactly, is funnier anyway? Desparate Housewives? George Lopez? Where are all these hilarious shows that should be on instead of Simpsons? For ME, anyway, I need about 2 shows a night minimum. If simpsons is not good, please show me 14 other shows that are better (and preferably animated) that I can watch instead!

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    17. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by Wikipedia · · Score: 0

      An insightful comment. I'd add Robot Chicken to that list.

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    18. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      I forgot that one. And thanks.
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    19. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      I was confused beause the topic of discussion rampant throughout the posting was comparing old Simpsons episodes to new Simpsons episodes. When you brought up Dr. Who, I assumed it was to compare the old eps to the new ones.

    20. Re:best simpsons seasons are past? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      I can certainly see how you arrived at your conclusion. Makes sense.
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  12. Exception by LainTouko · · Score: 1
    Every single television program, comic, book, musical group, et cetera has a "half-life" depending on its particular "valence." Once that half-life has been reached...well...you guys are reading this on Slashdot ergo I assume you are smart enough to get the science-to-entertainment metaphor I'm weaving here.

    Unless you can completely reinvent yourself every few years, like Doctor Who.

  13. Offshoring the drawing... by IAAP · · Score: 4, Interesting
    FTA:Until about five years ago, "The Simpsons" was hand-made and hand-drawn. Now, black-and-white storyboards and digital drawings called "animatics" are done in Los Angeles at Film Roman Studio. Then the material is shipped to South Korea, where characters' movements are filled in and the coloring is done

    I was once told this by a filmaker. He said that it went to Mexico in other cases. I just think it's amazing that they can get the movements down so that it's smooth. I remember when the Simpsons first came on the "Tracy Ullman" show. They were poorly deawn and had jerky movements, and I didn't think they were funny. Now, I think they're funny and quite relevent.

    The show with Bart eating from the vending machines and getting really fat touched on a lot of issues these days. One of them is local school boards putting junk food vending machines (Coke) in their schools to help pay the bills and adding to the childhood obesity problem.

    1. Re:Offshoring the drawing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "I just think it's amazing that they can get the movements down so that it's smooth."

      Generally in animation if the timing of the keyframes are good and solid; the inbetweening will work. It's all about timing, not how well drawn it is or wether it's cg or whatever. Most people(some times even people into animating) don't realise this.

    2. Re:Offshoring the drawing... by slateX · · Score: 1
      "The show with Bart eating from the vending machines and getting really fat touched on a lot of issues these days. One of them is local school boards putting junk food vending machines (Coke) in their schools to help pay the bills and adding to the childhood obesity problem."

      Problem is, it is a very shallow approach to the issue without any bite or sarcasm or a hint of cleverness. All the recent episodes have been like this. I can't believe you're eating this tripe!

  14. Urgh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!

    1. Re:Urgh. by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      Ah, but do you mean the rap or the jingle?

      Call Mr Plow
      That's my name
      That name again
      Is Mr Plow!

      I'm Mr Plow
      And I'm here to say
      I'm the plowingest guy in the USA
      I got a big plow
      And I move a lot of things
      Just like your cow
      If you have one

  15. Eh, so-so by pinguwin · · Score: 0

    I still enjoy the Simpsons, but certainly not as much as I used to. I think they need a good dust-up and kick in the pants as I see hints of their former greatness and suspect they can still get the magic back. Couple things that bother me are their continued reliance on celebrities. That's not what they are about to me and if they never had a guest celebrity on another show, I'd be more than ok with it. Also, no more shows about Marge/Homer doesn't love me anymore. I don't know what sort of pressures they face from above or maybe they are tired. Maybe they need a rest and should take off a year and come back fresh.

  16. lots of naysayers here by ClioCJS · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Are you actually saying you'd rather watch something else, than current Simpsons???

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    1. Re:lots of naysayers here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, preferably something that is... you know... funny. As someone who considers the first eight or ten (although the later was far more hit-and-miss) seasons to make up the best show of all time, I consider the current seasons to rank just as poorly as any other crappy show on today.

  17. naysayers! by ClioCJS · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Are you actually saying you'd rather watch something else, than current Simpsons???

    "You people are fickle!"
    -Mayor Quimby

    You people are the same ones who killed Futurama and SeaLab.

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    1. Re:naysayers! by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

      You people are the same ones who killed Futurama and SeaLab.

      Nah. Sealab just wasn't half as funny without Harry Goz.

      "Awww, there go my nipples again, there, Edith!"

  18. more info on the soundstage by rtphokie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fox's website has more info and a photo of the Marge Simpson Soundstage where the voices are recorded. Next time you are watching, picture the actors sitting, often alone, in this room recording their lines.

    1. Re:more info on the soundstage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that is not the soundstage where the original dialog is recorded. ADR stands for Automated Dialogue Replacement. It is used when the originally recorded dialogue cannot be used in the final product due to background noise, poor quality recording, or a late change in dialog. The actor sits there listening to their own originally recorded voice and re-speaking their lines into a microphone. Listening to their own voice allows the actor to get the timing exactly right to match his/her lip movements.

  19. Table reads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are fans ever invited? You know, the folks that made many of these people rich?

  20. Behind the scenes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Behind the scenes... of a show that was funny 6 years ago.

  21. Today kids, we're in Korea... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to see how American cartoons are made!

  22. Simpsons vs Family Guy by bhunachchicken · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seems I am far from alone in believing that the Simpsons has seen better days. Maybe it's time Fox thought about wrapping up the franchise and putting it to bed.

    A few years ago a friend introduced me to Family Guy and with it a vast amount of new comedy which the Simpsons has not been able to rival. Seems though that Family Guy and Simpsons do have a bitter rivalry going on. Shame that Family Guy was taken off the air for three years. Really this should have been done to the Simpsons to give the network and writers time to reflect on the direction they are heading in and how to breath some new life in to the series.

    Here's hoping that we get to see Futurama again soon; Another series, in my humble opinion, that has surpassed The Simpsons in the last few years until, it too, was cancelled.

    1. Re:Simpsons vs Family Guy by qzulla · · Score: 2, Informative
      Maybe this is the reason: Alex Borstein

      Mad TV died after she left. She was one of the writers of Mad TV and plays Lois on Family Guy. Go to Familyguy.com and you will see she is also a writer for the show.

      qz

    2. Re:Simpsons vs Family Guy by bluto00 · · Score: 2, Informative

      FWIW: I saw cast of the Simpsons do a live script-reading of an episode as part of the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal a few years ago. Afterwards there was a Q&A session with Groening, during which someone asked how much longer the show would be on. He (paraphrased) said that the show is making a ton of money for him and his team and a ton of money for Fox, and that until one of those two things changes, the show is unlikely to end.

  23. Why I quit watching The Simpsons by metamatic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the last year or two I'd been noticing the decline in quality of The Simpsons. Then I watched "The Italian Bob". The episode was completely unfunny, I didn't laugh once. And in the middle, they had the nerve to rip on Family Guy and American Dad for "plagiarism".

    Well, Family Guy and American Dad may not be the most original scenarios around, but you know what? Those shows are funny. The Simpsons no longer is. So either get better, or quit whining.

    (Or preferably, kill The Simpsons and bring back Futurama.)

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    1. Re:Why I quit watching The Simpsons by Supurcell · · Score: 1

      So much fun it should be illegal like copyright infringement.

    2. Re:Why I quit watching The Simpsons by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The plagiarism is more amusing considering after Family Guy's cancellation, the Simpsons silently ripped off one of Family Guy's famous episodes by having Homer take over the job of Death just like Peter.

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  24. The Bottom Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Recent Simpson's episodes are still better than 99% of the crap on TV and this is one of the very few shows I make an effort to watch.

    1. Re:The Bottom Line by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

      After all, where else can you see a stupid bald man getting raped by a panda. Hooray for recent Simpsons quality. Cough.

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  25. Issues? Season analysis Enclosed. by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 5, Informative
    they don't deal with the serious issues that the Simpsons in their prime did. Though I think Hank Azaria is great, that comment just highlights this.


    Whoa! The first three seasons were all about serious issues. Bart steals a video game, Bart becomes gifted, Bart defends his sister, Homer gets caught on spy camera with a dancer, bad babysitter happends to be wanted, Bart isn't doing well in school and needs Martin's help.

    These episodes, while indeed showing off where the Simpsons came from, and indeed were fun to watch, lacked a certain hilarity that the Simpsons acheived later in the game where they just got funny. They were trying to teach lessons and whatnot at the beginning and make everyone feel good in the end.

    Bring along seasons 4-6 or so, where the shows are still about Bart (as the show was) with the occasional Homer and/or Lisa episode. As this range went on, and even going into seasons 7 and 8, they became more about Homer. These were some of the funniest in its prime. Who shot Mr Burns, Lisa the Vegitarian, Homer goes to College, Cat Burgler, Homer as a marriage therapist, etc. They were really exploring what Homer could add to the show rather than just being around.

    Bring in seasons 7,8-11 and they're hit and miss. Many fun and exciting episodes, but you can tell that they're reaching maximums of some of the possibilities. They've realized their fans want 'out there' actions and find Homer's stupidity funny. SOmetimes they'll hit it right on and other times they'll go so far to the extreme that it's boring as anything.

    Seasons 12,13 are very hit and miss. An episode here and there that's funny (Trillogy of Error anyone? Where they split Bart, Homer, and Lisa's day was hilarious). In these seasons they've realized people aren't tuning in as much. They promoted such bands as REM (season13), The Who (season12), NSync (season12) and guest stars like Pierce Brosman, Judge Judy, Reese Witherspoon. Group in 'Britney Spears' from season 11 (which was awful) and you add to that. They've realized people aren't finding it funny, so they need some media hype to get people watching. of course, their inclusion sucks.

    We all remember probably one of the simpsons' 'worst episodes ever' where they went to Toronto in February 2002 for season 13 chasing Wolfcastle's daughter (Reese Witherspoon). They actually wanted the mayor of Toronto to declare 'simpsons day' and got angry at the policy to not declare special days for corporate events. We all remember the 60-90 seconds actually spent in Toronto, of which they played really poor jokes that both Canadian's and Americans alike didn't find funny. I should have gone out that night.

    Bring in Season 14+ where I've seen one or two watchable episodes, and the remainder I will sit and stare forward blankly when I do catch it.

    I no longer rush home to watch it. I no longer plan my weekend around looking forward to it. I no longer Tivo every episode. I just don't care. I watch older ones on Comedy from time to time, but the new ones I rarely even catch. They've essentially lost touch with their viewer base or are well past the prime of the show. The episodes become extreme and unbelievable and are purposely going for a laugh, rather than 'seemingly' accidentally stumbling on it.

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  26. It IS 1999! by grumling · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I must have a time vortex in my apartment. I start reading the news and find this story http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4586940.stm and a Simpsons story on the same page. I have to warn everyone that the Y2K bug isn't as big a deal as we all think, and to make sure I pay closer attention to the French new year's celebration!

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  27. Futurama v. Simpsons by Josh+teh+Jenius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For XMAS this year, the fiance gave me Simpsons season 7. Halfway through it, I realized that *THIS* was the season (IMO) that marked the end of the greatest television show in history. I will still watch season 3-6 now and again, and quite a few later episodes are real gems. But nothing past season 7 is getting my $40. Sorry. I bought my tshirt, I ate my butterfingers, but I draw the line with season 8. However, I would gladly pay $160 for another season of Futurama.

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  28. Heritic by olddotter · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Simpsons are the most relevant thing on TV. I have to control the desire to firebomb Fox when they replace the Simpsons with some useless sporting event or even worse some starwars movie. The only things that should disrupt a Simpsons episode is a currently occuring natural disaster in the immediate viewing area, or perhaps the actuall declaration of war by congress. Anything less than that is not an excuse for interupting the normal Sunday night ritual of watching the Simpsons.

    Things that are not more important than the Simpsons:
    1. Presidential address.
    2. Military action this is not accompanied by a declaration of war. (The Gulfwar, Gulfwar II, Vietnam, etc. fall into this category. US entry into WW II would not.)
    3. Terrorist Attacks (I can wait 30 minutes to hear about that!)
    4. The SuperBowl.
    5. The olympics...
    6. Birdflu outbreak.
    7. Alien Invation

    These things can wait until the Simpsons are over....

    1. Re:Heritic by Aelcyx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I totally hate it when the Vietnam war pre-empts the Simpsons. I mean, Gulf of Tonkin -- wtf?!

  29. I Don't Get It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All they're doing is parodying (ripping off) what other people have done (ie. lifting scenes and lines from successful movies), and putting their own negative spin on it. What's so great about that? And for this, they get millions of dollars.

  30. What the show is missing by mr_bk · · Score: 1

    is George Meyer. Here is an interview that shows how his sense of humor was what made the Simpsons really, really funny for those seasons. After he left, it was mere mortals who were writing the show.

    1. Re:What the show is missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, George Meyer never really left the show. He did leave temporarily a few times, and hasn't been credited as Writer for any recent episodes, but as far as I know he is still writing for the show.
      Oh, and here's another interview with him.

  31. As cimic book guy might say... by A.+Bosch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Worst slashdot post ever.

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  32. Twas good through season 8 by fishlet · · Score: 1

    I'm saying nothing new or particularly insightful here.... but for those who aren't already devoted Simpsons fans...

    The simpsons used to be the most brilliant show on TV. Not just best cartoon, best show period. Many would be of the opinion that the last GREAT season of the simpsons was either seasons 6 or 7, and season 8 was still pretty good. But then from seasons 9-11 things went wrong.... horribly wrong. Homer turned into a complete idiot, the plots had no ties to reality, entire characters were re-defined from what we know and love. There has been a slight improvement in the past few years... but not anything to make the Simpsons must-see-TV.

    If all you know of the Simpsons is the last few years- Do your self a favor and rent seasons 2-7.... you won't be dissapointed.

  33. Re:Issues? Season analysis Enclosed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bart steals a video game

    That was Season 7, BTW.

  34. The new ones aren't all bad... by B1gP4P4Smurf · · Score: 1

    While they are more miss than hit these days, come on, you have to admit the "Future Drama" episode was brilliant.

    Stupid flounders...

  35. Re:Issues? Season analysis Enclosed. by RussR42 · · Score: 1

    My god, please tell me you looked that up. Please.

  36. Re:Issues? Season analysis Enclosed. by Wayne247 · · Score: 1

    The episodes become extreme and unbelievable and are purposely going for a laugh, rather than 'seemingly' accidentally stumbling on it.

    I think you've just described, in one single sentence, what actually sets "good commedy" apart from standard ordinary comedy.

    I wish more stuff was like you described. I need more futurama.

  37. Re:Issues? Season analysis Enclosed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh ... just watched it on the Season 7 DVD. Wouldn't have known otherwise.

  38. Re:Issues? Season analysis Enclosed. by polar_cap_miner · · Score: 0

    What is key here is that the Simpsons is 14-15 seasons old. Stuff you found funny 14-15 years ago may not be that same as now. The Sipmsons may not have lost touch with it's audience, it's original audience has moved on and a new audience has taken it's place. In this fast paced media driven world for something funny to last 15 years is an achievement well beyond most wonders of the modern age (The PSP will probably die off in a year). There are shows that have run for several decades (East Enders etc) which to some may be absolutely crap in its umptienth decade, but it still has an audience, it still makes money and it will continue to play until people stop watching or the money stops rolling in. If you feel that the newer series are bad then all you do is buy the earlier ones on DVD and don't bother with the rest. Remember no-one forces you to watch TV.

  39. Shrek I versus Shrek II by peter303 · · Score: 1

    This reminds of the two Shrek movies. The first one was highly original and funny. The second one relies more on paradies of obsolete TV shows and movies and wasnt as funny. I could predict its ending. However the computer graphics improved greatly and made me, a grphics person, drool.

  40. Re:Issues? Season analysis Enclosed. by ejp1082 · · Score: 1

    Well I think you're off on some of the particulars (the move from Bart-centric to Homer-centric happened much earlier than you suggest, about season 4). The show peaked somewhere in season 5-6, was still quite good through season 8 or 9, and then just goes through a downward spiral. Other than that I think your analysis is spot on.

    The Simpsons used to be wonderful and clever satire/social commentary, unequalled on TV. It was sometimes subtle but it was always there; a lot of the jokes and gags were directly drawn from the inherent absurdities of what they were covering.

    But just for contrast - look at some of the early political satire episodes. Some particularly brilliant ones that I can recall offhand was when Sideshow Bob runs for mayor, the Halloween episode covering the 96 election ("Don't blame me, I voted for Kudos"), and the anti-immigration episode (on the season DVD), when illegal immigrants are scapegoated as the cause for new taxes after the town demands "bear control".

    Now contrast that against, say, how they covered gay marriage, where basically they said "This episode is about gay marriage", trotted out a bunch of gay jokes, and had a superficial lesson where Marge comes to grips with having a gay sister. No depth, no subtlety, no hidden wisdom. Contrast it against the episode of South Park dealing with the same issue and there's absolutely no comparison.

    Now it seems that all The Simpsons can muster is "Obvious jokes about something in the news", "The Simpsons go to (London, Toronto, Rio Dijianaro) where we can use cultural stereotypes for gags", "Celebrity of the week", "Clip episode" and "Haven't I seen this before?". They're not even original, let alone clever and satirical. I don't know if it's just writer fatigue, something behind the scenes that changed, or what - but The Simpsons today just isn't The Simpsons of yesteryear.

    Again, contrast it to South Park... it hasn't been running for quite as long (9 or 10 years), but they still manage to keep the show relevant and switch it up enough (adding, dropping, or changing characters) to keep it fresh. South Park can be hit or miss, but I honestly can't say I've seen a drop in quality between seasons 2-3 and the newest episodes. Is there any reason the Simspons couldn't have figured out how to do the same?

  41. Re:Issues? Season analysis Enclosed. by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1
    They're not even original, let alone clever and satirical. I don't know if it's just writer fatigue, something behind the scenes that changed, or what - but The Simpsons today just isn't The Simpsons of yesteryear.


    The problem is actually fairly simple and you got that one right there. There was a writers change mid-way. In the beginning *hehe* the writers were _mostly_ Irish and Jewish. It included such names as Conan O'Brien (one of the more famous- his most notable episode is of course the Monorail episode) for a few seasons around #4-5. There was a certain dry satirical sense of humour.

    Around season 10 or so, the show was a sure hit, and the voice actors started getting more money and perks. The writers got nothing. So the writers asked for more, considering (lets face it), they were the lifeblood of the show. The response was to go jump in a lake, and they jumped ship.

    The attitude was not to get them back, but to find new writers because, (or so they thought) any grade-A idiot can write for a cartoon show. You see a huge jump around season 11 and onward and another around season 13 where they swapped in some new 'talent'. The result? Dumb episodes like going to South America, Homer being placed on 'Frame-Up' in the electric chair, etc. There were A FEW good ones in there, and yes they are bound to happen, but just a different sense of humour.

    Let this be a lesson- writers are important. People do notice when you change them.

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  42. Nope- Timeless by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1
    When I was in my late teens for the Simpsons, I found it hilarious. My mother at the time loved it. My sister a few years older loved it. My neices and cousins adored the show despite having an age range from 5 to 25. You find very few people who don't enjoy at least the occasional episode of the Simpsons and find it entertaining. Some people are more interested than others, and I agree with that, but rarely do you see someone outright hate it.

    It really fits all age groups. It's nice satirical humour that has something for everyone. It offers TONS of political and pop-culture episodes. The references to the 60's aren't making fun of them, but there so that the 40-somethings get a laugh as well. The political references are all there. The pop-culture references (think as obvious as ringo-starr and as simple as Wolfcastle's character being 'Arnold').

    There is something for everyone. It had lasting appeal. I _still_ find the old episodes great to watch, and so do younger kids. I'm partially fearing what they'll do with the 'full length feature film' that they're promising a year or two after the show ends, because since they know everyone will see it anyway, I see them doing a half-@$$ed job.

    A great line that you can tell to ANY age group and find funny... This being from a later episode, but nonetheless, this is what they've lost:
      "What kind of milage does it get?"
      "One highway, zero city"

      -OR- of course the whole 'canyonaro' episode :)

    Great one-liners! You have people who quote the Simpsons constantly, but do you ever have people quoting modern episodes. Lines like 'take out your safety pencils and a circle of paper', 'marge, do you have any elbow macarroni and glue on sparkles' and so on can be used in day to day life. Maybe not in the same context, but I bet you could find a place to use lines like this within the next week if you had them on the mind. Same thing with the 'one highway, zero city' when talking about some big SUV.

    Now try doing that with the new stuff they have.

    PS: Anyone get the feeling they were winding down mid-way anyway?

    Lines in season 12 like:

    Marge: I can't believe it! We won another contest!
    Homer: The Simpsons are going to Delaware!
    Lisa: I want to see Wilmington!
    Bart: I want to visit a screen door factory!
    Homer whispering to the camera 'this will be the last season'

    Or in season 8 (i cut/pasted these from SNPP)

    McClure:
                          [McClure pushes a button on the remote, and we see a still
                          shot of Homer turning Lisa into a frog]
                          [mock-spooky] Magic powers!
                          [McClure cycles through three pictures of Selma marrying
                          Apu, the Bee Guy, and Itchy]
                          Wedding after wedding after wedding.
                          [McClure pushes the button again, and we see Bart
                          confronting two thinly disguised variations of himself]
                          And did someone say, "long-lost triplets?"
                          [cut to a shot of the Simpsons] So join America's favorite
                          TV family, [an alien appears, floating above the family]
                          and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Homer
                          can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world!
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