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  1. Re:Strom Thurmond, dead at 100 on Solar Powered Helios Plane Destroyed in Test Flight · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dude! So does this mean I can have his account? ;)

    Of course you can.

    His UIN is -244, or 0xFFFFFF0C, which means you just need to register enough accounts to get UIN 4294967052. Better hurry, though, before Slashdot switches to 64-bit ints. :-)

  2. You are in WAY over your head, kid... on Hardware Recommendations for a School Server? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Static webpages for 100 people?

    And you expect this to be feasible on a dual-P4 with a measly gig of RAM?

    Remember that the Internet was set up as a project for the US military, and the WWW came from of a nuclear physics lab in Switzerland... I highly doubt you can approach the kind of performance needed to serve up honest-to-god web pages on mere consumer-grade hardware!

    Your $4000 budget just might cover the water-cooling setup you'll need for a web server!

    And that's assuming you don't need any of the web pages to be in color!

  3. Re:Crunchies? on The Power Behind the SCO Nuisance · · Score: 2, Informative

    You should read some Linux articles by Lisa DiCarlo.

    The way she writes, you'd think that Linus personally stood her up on prom night... ;-)

  4. Quite the opposite... on Games Tax To Fund Obesity Prevention? · · Score: 1

    Fortunately, the proposal is believed to have a "slim chance" of passing into law.

    Nonsense. It's clearly a fat chance.

  5. Re:OOP on Why Java Won't Have Macros · · Score: 3, Informative
    It's not obvious to us all. I'm slightly confused on what exactly is happening. It looks recusive... though it prolly isn't.

    Actually, you're correct. It defines a syntax for a while loop by creating a function that does (in pseudocode):
    def loop() {
    if(test) {
    do_stuff_in_loop_body();
    loop();
    }
    }
    Note that this kind of recursion is a common way to express iteration in Scheme/Lisp, as it is "tail-recursive" (i.e., doesn't require going back to the calling function once the next loop() is called), and is optimized by the interpreter/compiler to be generally as efficient as iteration.
  6. Re:OOP on Why Java Won't Have Macros · · Score: 4, Informative

    The macros the article is talking about are Lisp-style macros.

    These are not your "shoot self in foot" C macros (i.e. replace text x with text y), but a very powerful and expressive way to have the entire language at your disposal at compile time.

    If you've seen the neat tricks you can do with C++ templates (template metaprogramming, etc), you might have an idea of what real macros would be like, when severely watered-down.

    Lisp macros make things like Generic programming and OOP very simple to add to a language, as well as almost any other conceivable programming construct.

    For instance, with proper macros in Java, you wouldn't ask, "When will templates be added to Java?"; you could add them yourself.

  7. Heh heh heh... on Why Java Won't Have Macros · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the suggestion. Yes, we do know what macros are, and we may have even heard of Lisp. Seriously, some formulations of macros are well structured enough to prevent the onerous kinds of abuse that have given macros a dubious reputation in the C culture.

    A tacit admission that good text-replacement macros are a whole lot harder to do than S-expression macros, perhaps?

  8. Re:It has happened before . . . on Did SCO 'Borrow' Linux Code? · · Score: 1

    Only true of the newer BSD license: the original contains the "advertising clause", which is incompatible with the GPL. Alan Cox had a problem with this: he wanted to integrate a BSD IP stack (back before Linux had one), but at the time the BSD license wasn't GPL compatible. So, he wrote his own GPLed one and integrated that instead.

    Mea culpa. I should have specified "new-style BSD license." The parent post was talking about code from FreeBSD, which uses the new-style license.

  9. Re:It has happened before . . . on Did SCO 'Borrow' Linux Code? · · Score: 1

    Except that the didnt keep the copyright notices at all.

    That makes it another can of worms entirely! :P

  10. Re:It has happened before . . . on Did SCO 'Borrow' Linux Code? · · Score: 1

    BSD code is perfectly GPL compatible. You can include it line-for-line, but IIRC you have to keep the copyright notice and BSD license in the file.

    See?

  11. Re:Big Deal on 43 Million Americans Use P2P Software · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    According to NORML's website, 80 million Americans have smoked pot, that horrible life-ruining plant.

    Those monsters! Don't they realise that mareh-ju-wanna is responsible for six out of every ten outbreaks of "the munchies"?

    And excessive munchies can lead to snacking, which can lead to obesity, which can lead to health problems, which can lead to DEATH.

    This awful, horrible, naughty, naughty plant MUST be banned!

    It's for the children.

  12. Re:Sleeping with Kirsten Dunst on SCO Shows 80 Lines of Evidence? · · Score: 1

    Oh, well, she probably snores anyway and is a terrible nag in private. (-:

    Sour grapes, Leon? ;-)

  13. First thing to buy at Wal-mart... on Walmart to Push RFID · · Score: 1

    ... a bigger microwave.

    Surely some of the hardware types around here can come up with the simplest and/or cheapest possible way to pinpoint and extract these things.

    (Then collect a couple buckets full and mail 'em back to Walmart corporate HQ. ;)

  14. Re:I told you so... on Offshore Outsourcing Threatens Offshore Outsourcing · · Score: 1

    But that brings up yet another point - don't point fingers at corporations about how they have no loyalty to the US workforce, and then drive home in your fsckin' Honda or Toyota.

    Really? My Honda was built in East Liberty, Ohio. American workers aren't losing out-- just American executives.

    Won't somebody please think of the poor executives?

  15. Re:Commercial Idea on Yet Another Windows Worm · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Do you read PC Gamer?"

    "No, I run Linux."


    Y'know, the money you save by not buying Windows and Office will more than pay for your 2 game consoles of choice. Or, if your two consoles of choice are out of stock, you could just get an X-box.

  16. Poor Windows.... on Yet Another Windows Worm · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's time to face the facts: Windows just isn't ready for the desktop.

  17. Past investment on Ballmer Sends Wakeup Call to Staff · · Score: 1

    Why do customers put up with this? Past investment in Microsoft makes people reluctant to give up.

    I think this falls into the "fool me once, shame on you..." category. ;-)

  18. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN, -1 REDUNDANT on Microsoft Patents Interactive Entertainment · · Score: 1

    I believe the phrase you're looking for is "prior art."

  19. Re:It's been done before... on Microsoft Patents Interactive Entertainment · · Score: 1

    If it will win them a case, a lawyer will have a heart.

    I was under the distinct impression that lawyers collected souls, not hearts.

  20. Re:Yeah! on After-School Hacking Special · · Score: 1

    You call yourselves nerds and you're only using AD&D? You're barely worthy of the title. Us TRUE nerds switched to 3rd Edition long ago. Oh no...OH NO *Beaten to death by horde chanting "THAC0 FOREVER"*

    Piffle. You can easily get 10 hits in while they're busy crunching those numbers. "Gee, do I add or subtract AC from THAC0 to get..." [BIFF!] [THWACK!] [SPLAT!]

    (It's no wonder that a combat round in AD&D was a full minute long!)

  21. Re:Let's Slashdot Outer Space on Getting Into The Private Space Race · · Score: 4, Funny

    All us techies can get together, launch in to outer space, and knock the "bad people" out with our open source rockets!!! ;-)

    1. Cramped quarters in space craft.
    2. Stale, recycled oxygen.
    3. Elbow-to-elbow with hundreds of geeks; many having personal hygiene no better than you or I!
    4. Male-to-female ratio: let's just say a rounding error could kill off the species.
    5. "Open source rockets" would be a terrible way to thank the thousands of people who eagerly volunteered to help you pack.

  22. Disturbingly naive question in writeup on Megaman - Network Transmission Analyzed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is there still room for side-scrollers, in this age of incredible 3D worlds with incredibly realistic world physics?

    Last I checked, the top criterion for a game was whether it's fun.

    You want realism? Go outside.

  23. Re:24 hours? on SETI Goes to Arecibo To Stat *Candidates* · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ummmm...read the article. Three days, eight hours each. They sound very non-geeky ;-)

    That's terrible!

    Don't these people realize they're looking for signals from the stars, and the stars only come out at night?!

    And even if they do find something, anything an alien civilization happens to broadcast during daylight hours is likely to be nothing more than soap operas, talk shows and infomercials.

    I insist that the scientists wait until prime-time, and equip the telescope with a cable descrambler, to catch all the good alien shows.

  24. Re:Hooray for software patents! :-) on Online Auction Industry In A State Of Limbo · · Score: 1

    Don't forget "Over the internet"

    The patent clerks might not all understand "online"


    What is claimed:

    (1) A method of conducting an auction (2) over the Internet (3) involving the use of (4) a computer and (5) software.

    Said software being comprised of (6) bits and/or (7) bytes.


    Given the number of real patents granted that look just like this, I'm beginning to think that "patent clerk" should be an elected position. :-)

  25. Hooray for software patents! :-) on Online Auction Industry In A State Of Limbo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ebay should retaliate by patenting "Online Auctions using a computer and software"...

    Then whoever buys the other patents will be forced to cross-license!

    Isn't it wonderful to see such innovation and progress being so thoughtfully encouraged by our beloved government? (May they never be overthrown!)

    Makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.