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Online Auction Industry In A State Of Limbo

theodp writes "It seems the online auction industry is in a state of limbo after last week's ruling that eBay violated patents belonging to MercExchange. MercExchange said it will file an injunction against eBay to keep them from using the technology, eBay said it will file motions to overturn the verdict, and MercExchange is ultimately looking to sell its entire portfolio of auction-related patents. Names being bandied about as possible acquirers include Amazon, Yahoo and eBay itself. Whoever holds the patents may require other sites to pay them licensing royalties."

329 comments

  1. And the bidding begins... by bazabba · · Score: 2, Funny

    MercExchange will use Ebay off its patents. BID AWAY. ;)

  2. Another bad patent... by zoobaby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sell those Ebay stocks...They are about to pay out millions on Billions due to another in wrong patent. It is just like one click shopping from amazon, logical idea but not really patentable IMHO.

    1. Re:Another bad patent... by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Giving a patent for something that has been done for thousands of years just because people do it through a particular communication media is ridiculous. I wish someone would patent unsolicited advertising using electronic mail as the media. Then they could make the spammers pay them or stop.

    2. Re:Another bad patent... by porpoise44 · · Score: 1

      US has allowed _processes_ to be patented. This is what happens when you allow big business to create/manipulate law. In the UK these are not patentable. What do they say? You get the government you deserve.......

  3. Intellectual Property for Auctions by Revvy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...now available to the highest bidder.

    1. Re:Intellectual Property for Auctions by RajivSLK · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why doesn't MercExchange just sell the patents on ebay?

      That's how I get rid of worthless crap I don't want.

    2. Re:Intellectual Property for Auctions by cshark · · Score: 1

      I know it's like preaching to the quire here, but I find the concept of software patents offensive. Why hasn't anyone lobbied congress to change this?

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    3. Re:Intellectual Property for Auctions by theancient1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Intellectual Property for Auctions ...now available to the highest bidder.

      There's a bit of truth to that statement that nobody seems to have noticed yet. Take note of the following statement from the story:

      MercExchange is ultimately looking to sell its entire portfolio of auction-related patents. Names being bandied about as possible acquirers include Amazon, Yahoo and eBay itself.

      Doesn't it seem like MercExchange is using the threat of litigation in order to coerce eBay into purchasing these patents? A week from now, I expect to read the following story: "MercExchange has settled its lawsuit against eBay. eBay will acquire the intellectual property from MercExchange for an undisclosed amount of cash." eBay can then go after Yahoo and Amazon, if they so choose.

      Alternatively, Yahoo or Amazon could purchase the patents, and then go after eBay. We know from past experience that Amazon isn't beyond suing its competitors over trivial patents.

      MercExchange doesn't seem to have a competitive position. Personally, I've never heard of them -- eBay, Yahoo, and Amazon are the big players in the online auction market. Any of these players might be interested in acquiring the MercExchange intellectual property in order to use against the other two.

      As for MercExchange, since they're aiming to sell their patents anyway, they can probably fetch a higher price by using a lawsuit as a bargaining chip.

  4. Is this why... by utd-blaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

    people hate lawyers?

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    1. Re:Is this why... by cmason32 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm so tired of this "let's blame the lawyers" crap. Remember that it's the actual parties who file the lawsuits; lawyers are merely advocates for their clients. And, unless it's a bench trial, it's the general public that makes the decisions regarding verdicts and damage awards.

      Whether you think society is too litigious is your opinion. But, to blame that on "lawyers" and not all the assholes who file the frivilous suits is not "insightful" at all.

    2. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyers are a feature upgrade to the Matrix. Remember the Agent recalling how the first Matrix was a perfect world, but no one would accept it? They added lawyers, that was the change.

    3. Re:Is this why... by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      I'm so tired of this "let's blame the lawyers" crap. Remember that it's the actual parties who file the lawsuits; lawyers are merely advocates for their clients.

      Have you ever dealt with a lawyer? No? I have. Plenty. In my experience, the vast majority of lawyers are in fact immoral slimeballs, just as the common wisdom says. Comparing to used car salesmen does a disservice to the salesmen. Basically, the advice you will get from a lawyer is normally designed to maximize the lawyer's billings, with scant concern for your own financial well being. And believe me, these guys are hungry for billings.

      There are exceptions - Eben Moglen and Larry Rosen immediately spring to mind - but they are few and far between.

      Keep this in mind: the U.S. legal system was designed and maintained by lawyers. Mainly, it's been designed to be good for lawyers. Does it work well for the general public? No. You know that, I know that, we all know that.

      The patent system is the same.

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    4. Re:Is this why... by cmason32 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In fact, I am a law student so I have dealt with many lawyers. I worked for Mayer, Brown last summer and am working for the state Attorney General this summer - so I've done both the private and public sector.

      Are there asshole lawyers? Sure. But there are assholes in every profession - why single lawyers out?

      I want to again stress that lawyers are mere advocates for their clients. Clients are the ones who file the suits and the general public makes the decisions regarding those suits. More than lawyers are involved in the process.

    5. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Basically, the advice you will get from a lawyer is normally designed to maximize the lawyer's billings, with scant concern for your own financial well being. "

      If an attorney overbills you there are options available, such as claims of fraud. Further, if an attorney persuades their client to follow a course that lines the attorney's pockets to the detriment of his or her client they can be hit with a malpractice suit.

    6. Re:Is this why... by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are there asshole lawyers? Sure. But there are assholes in every profession - why single lawyers out?

      Because nearly all of them are assholes. This is based on experience.

      Clients are the ones who file the suits...

      Yeah, yeah, that is called "rationalization". It's the lawyers who egg the clients on, and it's the lawyers who have iteratively "improved" the system so that nearly every little dispute ends up at least going to discovery. Usually, things only wind down when one of the parties runs out of money, in which case that party's lawyer gets very interested in settling.

      You don't like the way people think about lawyers? Tough. Lawyers earned themselves that reputation. If you want respect, do something else with your brains and energy.

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    7. Re:Is this why... by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Lawyers don't deserve all the blame, but they do deserve a significant portion. Many corporations (especially large ones) will employ a legal team that makes recommendations to the upper management regarding legal matters like lawsuits. Thus, a lawyer may recommend a frivolous lawsuit to the higher-ups in a company, who don't understand the situation and don't care very much. They just sign what their legal team puts in front of them and let the lawyers run free. After all, if the law allows them to file these lawsuits, then it must be okay, right?

      The job of these lawyers is to find and exploit legal loopholes to benefit the corporation they work for. A lot of them are scumballs. That's not to say that all lawyers are bad; that's an attitude I don't understand. There are many lawyers committed to things like bringing criminals to justice or fighting for the poor. They just aren't the ones driving brand-new Porsches. Still, many lawyers are willing to take a pay cut to work in the DA's office, because they simply can't stand the "do-it-for-money" attitude of many big law firms and corporate legal departments. If people were willing to look at the entire legal picture, they would find that it's like many others: a few high-profile assholes, and many people who toil away for good causes in relative obscurity.

      By the way, I'm not a lawyer, but I do know several. I do not associate with assholes. End of story.

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    8. Re:Is this why... by utd-blaze · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Behind every sleazy lawsuit is a sleazy lawyer.

      Consider the number of utterly despicable lawsuits that are filed every day. Every one of those lawsuits represents a lawyer who is willing to take advantage of somebody else for his own and his client's financial gain. That MercExchange are assholes for making lawsuits their business plan goes without saying. That lawyers are assholes for screwing over society for their own financial gain has to be said.

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    9. Re:Is this why... by cmason32 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Your anecdotal experience may intriguing, but it is really no basis for making such a broad judgment.

      My goal isn't to change the perception of lawyers. But, if people want to really address why our legal system is in its current state, more than blaming the lawyers will have to take place.

    10. Re:Is this why... by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      and of course, both of your examples of action against lawyers require... more lawyers!

    11. Re:Is this why... by Arker · · Score: 1

      Well yes 'blame the judges' and 'blame the legislature' have much to recommend them instead. But all the judges are lawyers, and most of the legislators too...

      People filing frivilous [sic] suits wouldn't be a problem if they didn't win so damn often.

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    12. Re:Is this why... by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But, if people want to really address why our legal system is in its current state, more than blaming the lawyers will have to take place.

      You're quite right. We'll also have to hang them.

      Max

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    13. Re:Is this why... by odin53 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You severely mischaracterize inhouse attorneys when it comes to litigation. Inhouse counsel, at least in my experience, rarely gives more than superficial advice about litigation -- 1) 90% of them don't have litigation experience, but rather corporate law experience, and so barely know more about what goes on in a court room than the average "Law and Order" viewer, and 2) if the situation called for more analysis about whether the company should sue, inhouse counsel will invariably turn to outside counsel for advice, anyway. The purpose of inhouse counsel is to help negotiate deals and provide a first person that the business people can call for advice before going to outside law firms. Obviously, after a certain point, it's cheaper to have inhouse counsel to answer the easy questions (and provide direction or options for the hard questions) than to go to outside counsel every time. Litigation is *always* a hard question, requiring someone with good experience. Some rich companies will have litigation inhouse counsel -- for example, I think Google does -- but I can guarantee you that even they will invariably end up retaining outside counsel, if they decide it's worth it to litigate.

      And that's the thing: inhouse counsel is *loath* to recommend lawsuits, frivolous or meritorious, because it's extremely expensive to retain outside counsel. Yet it's absolutely necessary to have outside counsel because inhouse counsel never has the resources to litigate on behalf of the company. Therein lies the problem: the expense. (If things worked the way you think, there would be a lot more lawsuits *started* by companies -- but in reality the vast majority of suits are initiated by regular people, sometimes against companies but usually against other individuals.) And who do you think has the last word on expense? The business people, of course.

      Also, I hope it's obvious that inhouse counsel doesn't get anything more whether they litigate or not -- companies hire inhouse counsel to SAVE money, and they do this by keeping the inhouse on salary instead of paying by the hour. Also, having to retain outside counsel makes inhouse counsel look ineffectual, even if for all practical purposes it's impossible to do the equivalent work inhouse. No person likes to look ineffectual.

      My main point, really, is that inhouse counsel has no incentive to encourage frivolous litigation.

      As for lawyers being assholes, my experience is that litigators tend to have a much higher percentage of assholes than corporate lawyers. This makes sense, because litigation tend to attract people with bigger egos -- those kind of people can't stand being in the background of deals, like corporate lawyers usually are. It also explains why the general public thinks so poorly of lawyers -- litigators are always in the spotlight (doing a TV show that realistically portrays corporate law would be the most boring show ever created), and half the time litigators are always on the "wrong" side. :)

    14. Re:Is this why... by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Except that in this case, the allhole who files the suit is himself the patent lawyer, and his "company"'s business plan seems to consist entirely of suing people over "patent" violations.

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    15. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you are a law student, you are disqualified from offering opinions regarding lawyers, blood sucking scumball!

    16. Re:Is this why... by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      Thus, a lawyer may recommend a frivolous lawsuit to the higher-ups in a company, who don't understand the situation and don't care very much.

      I wouldn't call this a frivolous lawsuit--They won.

    17. Re:Is this why... by grunteled · · Score: 1
      "That MercExchange are assholes for making lawsuits their business plan goes without saying. That lawyers are assholes for screwing over society for their own financial gain has to be said."
      MercExchange is a lawyer. So the client is a slimeball lawyer. Most of these IP warehouse companies are just that. Lawyers who do nothing but patent every process under the sun, then find out who they can tack a suit onto.
    18. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that it's the actual parties who file the lawsuits; lawyers are merely advocates for their clients.

      [Godwin]
      Yes, and the death camp guards at Auschwitz were just following orders.
      [/Godwin]

      Seriously, lawyers would seem to have an ethical responsibility to not take this kind of case, just as doctors have an ethical responsibility to not harm their patient, even if the patient requests it, and engineers have a responsibility to not design a dangerous structure, even if the client requests it.

      If that's not the case, perhaps the entire field of legal "ethics" needs to be reviewed.

    19. Re:Is this why... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Are there asshole lawyers? Sure. But there are assholes in every profession - why single lawyers out?

      Because lawyers have actually encouraged the creation of a legal system where advocates must use any dodge or ruse they can cook up under the rationalization that "the other guy's doing it too". Law school seems to encourage this sort of rationalization. I have two cousins and a high school friend who're lawyers and they've basically admitted to this, albeit under the rationalization that "they owe their client the best representation they can provide". One cousin, at least, also admits to the fact that it's rationalizing; but the other, he still proudly tells the following story: as a lawyer in the Army, he defended one soldier who robbed another soldier at gunpoint, which was seen by a third soldier. This third soldier was a key prosecution witness and repeatedly affirmed that yes, the gun was clearly a real gun. So my cousin gets the guy on the stand and, for forty minutes asks him a series of questions, all of which had been asked before, all of which were answered yes. So he's firing off these useless queries, and the guy is getting bored answering "yes...yes...yes...yes..." ad infinitum. So then my cousin slips in the question "is it possible the gun wasn't real?" and the guy says "yes...oh, sorry. I mean 'no'". He then hammered on this totally contrived "witness uncertainity" and got the guy down from "armed robbery" to just "robbery". He tells this story proudly at family gatherings. The fucking scumbag.

      That's the problem with lawyers: they're encouraged to believe that the ends justify the means.

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    20. Re:Is this why... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I want to again stress that lawyers are mere advocates for their clients. Clients are the ones who file the suits and the general public makes the decisions regarding those suits. More than lawyers are involved in the process.

      That is a cop out. I have no respect for lawyers who represent known mob members in civil lawsuits designed to protect their mob businesses. There are plenty of lawsuits that are brought in the US which no self respecting lawyer should ever file. In most countries a lawyer who intentionally files a vexatious case on behalf of their client for tactical reasons can face sanctions, in the US they give themselves awards.

      The ebay patent thing is not quite at that level, there is after all a patent issued by the USPTO.

      The problem here is that the USPTO is sloppy, negligent and only faces the threat of legal action from an applicant who is refused, there is no sanction for issuing a bogus patent. Worse the USPTO has conspired to set the threshold for novelty ridiculously low, 'obviousness' is no longer any sort of bar for getting a patent from the USPTO.

      It is not just the victims of vampire patents who suffer as a result. Holders of legitimate and genuinely novel patents also suffer. The reaction of most companies when a patent right is offered for sale is to return the documents unread.

      I have no objection to paying a genuine inventor a significant sum for a real invention, but I am not going to pay someone for filing a patent on work I did much earlier - which is very common.

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    21. Re:Is this why... by kableh · · Score: 1

      It is, in my opinion, a similar situation as police officers, and that is why it is such a shame and why the stereotype of asshole lawyers persist. My experiences with the police were usually friendly enough, but the couple of times I got dicked around by some police officer with a grudge was enough to make me distrust cops in general.

      In short, I think both professions tend to attract more assholes than most other professions, because both offer a considerable amount of power, albeit in different manners. And this attracts the assholes with personality disorders, or maybe just small dicks.

      However, I have good buddy who is a lawyer, and he is one of the kindest, most altruistic people I have ever met. He is a public defender, and despite the fact that most of his clients hate him, he is underpaid, and works his ass off, he continues to do it because of an underlying belief that everyone is entitled to legal counsel in their defense.

      So yea, I buy your statement that there are assholes in every profession, and it is wrong to place all the blame for our joke of a legal system on lawyers, but you are way off base.

    22. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: "work I did much earlier"

      If you had published said work, there would not be a problem with some patent covering it. There could be a problem with a patent that incorporates it, but that is another matter.

      Is it that some programmers need more forums for publishing? Is it that some programmers aren't aware of the need to publish? Or, is it that some programmers do not want to publish?

    23. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After I wrote the comment I'm replying to here, I see the need to be clear about what could constitute a patent-sytem-wise useful software disclosure to "publish."

      You may note that patents regarding software do not need to publish object code or source code.
      I have some issues with this, but that's the way it is. A useful publication of a software invention should explain what the software does in detail. Raw object code is practically useless, as it is cryptic, for explanatory purposes.

    24. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyers don't sue people, people do!

    25. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this could've been solved if the government had simply adopted my idea of giving all the examiners large rulers for slapping the hands of incorrigible applicants.

    26. Re:Is this why... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      If you had published said work, there would not be a problem with some patent covering it. There could be a problem with a patent that incorporates it, but that is another matter.

      Tell me about it, even when you have really good prior art fighting a patent case is hideously expensive. It costs about $2 million to fight a patent case, even with the cast iron prior art.

      Vampire patent lawyers know that, which is why so many try it on. There are real costs to the USPTO's negligence.

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    27. Re:Is this why... by rifter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether you think society is too litigious is your opinion. But, to blame that on "lawyers" and not all the assholes who file the frivilous suits is not "insightful" at all.

      Laywers run for congress and write the laws we decry. Lawyers become judges and accept these frivolous suits, then make judgements on them we decry. Lawyers accept people who make these frivolous suits as clients and craft the suits in question. Very often the clients are themselves lawyers or the law arm of SomeCompany.

      If I come to a lawyer with a suit it is his/her job to decide whether it has merit before taking it. If the suit is brought before a judge it is his/her job to decide whether it has merit before taking it.

      Tell me again why lawyers are not to blame here? Litigiousness has the property of generating more business for lawyers at the expense of society. In subverting the law in the way they have been, lawyers are being exceedingly selfish. They also promote the spirit of litigiousness by popularizing this service with barrages of tv ads and with their constant advice to companies to maintain a constant cycle of suing in every direction.

      Lawyers aren't to blame? You are insightful for saying that? Whatever!

    28. Re:Is this why... by nothings · · Score: 1

      Since lawyers (or their associations and what not) have come out explicitly pro- software patents, I see no reason not to blame them. (There was a slashdot story a while back with their response to Bezos' suggestion that there needed to be patent reform, dissing the idea.) When it comes to software patents, just follow the money. There have always been three vocal groups in the US in favor of software patents: the patent office, (patent) lawyers, and software patent holders: exactly the people who profit if software patents exist. Those people may argue that software patents are "for the public good", but nobody else does, and they all profit directly from there being software patents.

    29. Re:Is this why... by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1
      I suppose lawyers are singled out because asshole lawyers have the worst effect on the technology industry. No, it's not right.

      I guess what we need is for all, not just most, lawyers to know when to say "No, that's stupid." If a client says "Hmm, I have this patent, lets sue eBay," all the lawyers must say "No, the patent is stupid and it's an abuse of the system." If your client says "Hmm, we kinda have this IP, lets sue IBM over Linux," all the lawyers must say "No, we may not have the IP, it didn't help Linux, the whole thing's a lie, and besides, you'll turn the entire industry against yourself." Granted most lawyers would say that, but they all should.

    30. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't much fault someone, a US citizen or otherwise, for abusing the US system to the point of making it appear negligent to you. After all, business is the peaceful form of warfare, and it's a global economy that people seem to demand. So, maybe deceit and trickery for wealth are not even unpatriotic activities anymore. The truth, like capitalism, is so ugly.

    31. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could maybe compare it to a would-be football player bemoaning the fact that he can't get into the big leagues. If, for whatever reason, you had the wherewithal to have started continually applying for patents on every programmer trick and move you had planned on selling, you'd probably be in an incredibly better position now. Maybe you just didn't take the game seriously enough, or play it agile enough, or come in with enough strength.

    32. Re:Is this why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't blame the leech for sucking blood, but it is still a blood-sucking leech.

  5. such is the fate of humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    to suffer from selfish individuals bent on thwarting innovation of technologies.

  6. Ya think? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    • Whoever holds the patents may require other sites to pay them licensing royalties.
    Going out on a limb with that one, huh? Yeah, I can't think of many reasons for a company to buy the patent portfolio of a company whose patents on a key Internet technology were just upheld in court. Besides pulling a SCO, that is.

    Can we just refer to this kind of manuover as "pulling a SCO" from now on?

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  7. Use EBay? by Snoopy77 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So will they use EBay to sell their patents?

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    1. Re:Use EBay? by tankdilla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they did, Paypal would end up the big winner in all of this, keeping all the profits, considering their history of taking people's money.

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  8. Place the IP on ebay! by physicsnerd · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Hey MercExchange, why don't you put the IP on ebay? You can advertise your product at the same time that your selling it! It's just an idea...

    Physicsnerd

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  9. Auction-related patents Item #31239879 by akpcep · · Score: 1

    Use Buy It Now!

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  10. what is the world coming to? by derrith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've never understood the relevance of such silly patent battles. If they've let ebay and all hte rest of these auction sites get away with patent infringement thus far, why are they finally deciding to "stand up and defend our IP"?

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    1. Re:what is the world coming to? by nih · · Score: 2, Insightful

      because MercExchange was waiting for the right moment, theres no point suing when the companies using the patented ip when they are startups, not much of a payoff there...

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    2. Re:what is the world coming to? by jmos1277 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Possibly the patent was filed a while ago but was just awarded. While the patent is pending, there really isn't much the filer can do but wait until it is accepted before filing lawsuits.

      However, if eBay was already using the technology before the MercExchange filed for the patent, then eBay has every right to continue using the technology and the MercExchange patent will be overturned.

      Assuming the patent was just awarded (which is why they are just filing suit now), it usually takes about 2-3 years for a patent application to go through. This means the patent would have been filed in or around Apr. 2000. In that case, I am certain that eBay has been using this technology long before the patent was filed as eBay has been around since circa 1995.

      In court the MercExchange will lose if this is the case (no puns intended).

    3. Re:what is the world coming to? by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      Assuming the patent was just awarded (which is why they are just filing suit now), it usually takes about 2-3 years for a patent application to go through.

      Instead of speculating, why not read the articles? There already is a verdict. A verdict cannot happen unless the patent has issued (you can't file a law suit without a patent.) That's clue #1. Clue #2 is the Patent 5,845,265. You can see that the patent was filed November 7, 1995 and issued on December 1, 1998.

    4. Re:what is the world coming to? by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      According to the Wayback machine, Ebay was indexed in 1997, but if you go to the page in question, it shows a copyright notice of 1995-1996. http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://ebay.com

      Assuming the other guy documented the idea one year before he filed the application, it's pretty close. Somebody else has got to have prior art before 95-94?

  11. Non-obvious? by kramer2718 · · Score: 1

    How on earth could the idea of holding an auction on-line be considered non-obvious?

    Next thing you know all those bloggers will have to pay royalties.

    1. Re:Non-obvious? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Informative

      The patents are not on holding an auction, but on the fixed-price Buy It Now feature
      [opinion]which is even sillier[/opinion].

    2. Re:Non-obvious? by jamesangel · · Score: 1

      So, just to clarify, they hold a patent on buying things at a fixed price? Should be interesting for every store which does not let you haggle!

    3. Re:Non-obvious? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I don't know about everyone else but I held online auctions on my BBS and MUD as early as 1992. Never even considered getting a patent on such an obvious concept. A 'buy it now' feature was kind of obvious to. I mean real life auctions let you do that sometimes so it was something we just used. The only real EBay feature I didn't use waaaaay back then was to allow bidding to begin for less than you're willing to sell for.. that always annoyed me.

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    4. Re:Non-obvious? by Entropius · · Score: 1

      It's only obvious to web geeks and frequent eBay'ers (who probably would have thought of such a feature had eBay not already included it).

      It was obviously non-obvious to the patent examiners who looked over it.

      This is why we need better patent examiners.

  12. The Solution... by drayzel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ebay should just take the easy road and remove online auctions from their business model.

    They could turn themselves into a a portal, or maybe maybe a search engine. Maybe they could sell groceries and have them delivered. I wonder if the CEO has heard of push technology? Push will be the wave of the future! Why surf around for content when it can be delivered via a cute little cartoon caharacter.

    I doubt this whole 'auction' thing will ever catch on anyway. None is ever going to buy a piece of junk from an unknown person over this here new fangled internet.

    ~Z

    1. Re:The Solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If online groceries don't work, there's always "eBay Linux".

    2. Re:The Solution... by evilviper · · Score: 0, Troll
      I doubt this whole 'auction' thing will ever catch on anyway. None is ever going to buy a piece of junk from an unknown person over this here new fangled internet.

      They operate on the "..sucker born ever minute" principle. The problem is that they are so big it won't take too long for them to run out of suckers.

      Yes, I've bought things from eBay. I've learned my lession quickly-however, and wasn't nearly as gullible as 99.999% of buyers there. I don't think it will take long until people realize that eBay's model only leads to buyers being parted from their money, and wasting loads of time to save a dollar.

      eBay could do things right, but they choose not to... Sucker theory, remember?
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    3. Re:The Solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flaw in your argument is that there's an enormous number of transactions that simply would not have occurred without eBay around.

      eBay was designed as the "world's biggest garage sale", not the best way to save a dollar. It is the only reasonable way to obtain certain items.

    4. Re:The Solution... by TomSawyer · · Score: 1
      Holy smokes! eBay gave you lesions?! Get on that law suit wagon, stat!

      /queue banjo music

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    5. Re:The Solution... by snkline · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've bought things from eBay. I've learned my lession quickly-however, and wasn't nearly as gullible as 99.999% of buyers there. I don't think it will take long until people realize that eBay's model only leads to buyers being parted from their money, and wasting loads of time to save a dollar.
      Hmm, interesting. I've done ALOT of transactions on E-bay, and have yet to have a bad experience. While I know there a people who have, I don't think the statement that 99.999% of buyers are gullible is deserved, it is more like 99.999% of buyers have their transactions go flawlessly, and so see no reason to complain.

    6. Re:The Solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article gives no relevant info on this patent skirmish.

      The patent covers fixed price auctions. The other portions of the patent covering E-bay's non fixed price business were invalidated by the judge in a previous ruling.

      This type of auction covers only a small percentage of E-Bay's sales.

      Thus E-Bay's stock price rises on day of ruling against E-Bay for this relatively small amount.

      Man, you editors need to get a clue and at least discern some sense of relevancy before posting articles.

      Or maybe you could hire that Blair dude that the NYTimes fired for publishing BS. He would fit right in here.

  13. This is ridiculous by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How the heck do you patent doing something that's been done for generations just because it's on the internet. It'd be like patenting giving stock quotes over the phone. It really ticks me off to see all these companies with nothing real to offer humanity getting patents for using other peoples technology. If I were ebay, I'd try and kill this patent based on the shear obviousness of it.

    Still, I can't help but wonder if the reason America is so patent crazy lately is to get a leg up on the rest of the world. I'm pretty sure large parts of Europe will be tricked/cajoled/forced into honoring this crap eventually, and I know Iraq will (whether they want to or not).

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    1. Re:This is ridiculous by Troed · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The European Parliament will vote on patents in EU in just a few weeks - having a case like this go public _before_ that happens will only help us from having equally relaxed restrictions on software patentability as seen in the US.

      Will most surely have patents on software soon, yes, but that will probably exclude "business methods". Algorithms will be patentable, "one click shopping" and "buy it now" will not.

    2. Re:This is ridiculous by unixbugs · · Score: 1

      Boycott patents!

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    3. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the heck do you patent doing something that's been done for generations just because it's on the internet.

      Because they built a better mouse trap. There are in person auctions, possibly auctions over the phone and now ones on the Internet.

      Although you may take it for granted it is a large step in the evolution of auctions in general.

    4. Re:This is ridiculous by MisterFancypants · · Score: 1
      Because they built a better mouse trap. There are in person auctions, possibly auctions over the phone and now ones on the Internet.

      Although you may take it for granted it is a large step in the evolution of auctions in general.

      They didn't build jack shit. I wouldn't mind these patents half as much if the patent office still required a 'working model', as it used to, but now it doesn't. Sure, actually BUILDING an Internet based auction system is hard, writing down 'Auctions..on the Internet!' on a patent application is NOT.

    5. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      leg up on the rest of the world.

      American Patents are not enforcable outside of america, so how does this give america a "leg up"?

    6. Re:This is ridiculous by McLaLa · · Score: 2, Informative


      It'd be like patenting giving stock quotes over the phone.

      Looks like someone already did !

      What is the world coming too ??

    7. Re:This is ridiculous by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How is this a large step? The only difference is the medium used to transfer information about the auction. If the company had at least invented the medium, they might have a point. All they did is apply pre-existing technology and knowledge. Auctions + database + web form = online auction. To anyone who grew up using computers, and for whom using computers was a daily part of their lives (and for whom a computer isn't some magic black box they refuse to understand) the idea is blatently obvious. A computer is nothing more than a tool, and it's ridiculous that you can patent the application of that tool. It's like patenting driving nails into wood in one hit. I can see it now, Amazon's new one-hit hammering.

      You'll say "why didn't you patent it then?". It's not because the idea wouldn't occur to me, but because my mind isn't devious enough to think such a thing patentable.

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    8. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who needs terrorists to destroy an ecomony when the patent system will do it just as well?

    9. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will most surely have patents on software soon, yes, but that will probably exclude "business methods". Algorithms will be patentable, "one click shopping" and "buy it now" will not.

      I don't see how that helps. I mean, sure, it helps some, but the thick of it is still there and still Bad.
    10. Re:This is ridiculous by trezor · · Score: 1

      No. He patented automated SMS-sending from a SMS-server. But don't tell him, or there will be mobile-hell to see.

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    11. Re:This is ridiculous by Troed · · Score: 1
      Not much we can do about it. The rapporteur of the committee choosing amendments - Arlene McCarthy - has said that any proposals or arguments based in the notion of software being non-patentable will not be heard:

      I won't accept amendments that exclude patentability per se

      But sure, there are bright sides aswell:

      However, she agrees with opponents of the draft law that it would be wrong to have the level of protection granted to developers in the U.S., where mundane software devices can be registered for patent protection.

      "I want to make it harder to get patents in Europe than at present," McCarthy said


      (source)

    12. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The patent office operates on the idea that Existing Invention + Existing Invention = New Invention. If you thought of it first, you get a patent.

      Everything is "blatently obvious" in hindsight, so that's an extremely poor standard. The technology existed for "Buy It Now" auctions in 1960. Why wasn't it thought of?

    13. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't build jack shit.

      I can see you're getting kind of worked up over my response. Perhaps it touched a nerve.

      wouldn't mind these patents half as much if the patent office still required a 'working model', as it used to, but now it doesn't.

      Agreed, but I don't think it applies to the current discussion.

      Sure, actually BUILDING an Internet based auction system is hard, writing down 'Auctions..on the Internet!' on a patent application is NOT.

      Mmmm, I don't think you've actually seen a patent application. Even for the most mundane thing there are pages upon pages of information you must submit.

      Like it or not they did indeed build a better mouse trap. It's still a mouse trap, but just an improved version, which is what patents were built for, to encourage innovation as well as improvements on existing ideas.

    14. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this a large step? The only difference is the medium used to transfer information about the auction.

      It is an improvement on an existing idea. See my response to the dude above who was using profanity. This is allowed and encouraged under existing patent rules.

      All they did is apply pre-existing technology and knowledge. Auctions + database + web form = online auction.

      A very weak point. Think of the famed Segway. Everything in it has existed for years, but the way it was designed and assembled is revolutionary. If you think about it, most patents are existing technology put together in a different way.

      anyone who grew up using computers, and for whom using computers was a daily part of their lives (and for whom a computer isn't some magic black box they refuse to understand) the idea is blatently obvious.

      So obvious that you didn't think of it and patent it? This could also be said of anything. "Man, any nuclear physicist should have thought of this!". Hindsight is always 20/20.

      A computer is nothing more than a tool, and it's ridiculous that you can patent the application of that tool. It's like patenting driving nails into wood in one hit. I can see it now, Amazon's new one-hit hammering.

      Great cheap shot at Amazon. It doesn't belong in our discussion.

      In this situation, it is NOT application of the tool. You are putting things together (software packages) to improve an existing invention (auction). By your logic you couldn't patent anything. A better ink pen is a tool! A better metal coating is a tool!

      It's not because the idea wouldn't occur to me, but because my mind isn't devious enough to think such a thing patentable.

      Why didn't you open the first auction site then?

    15. Re:This is ridiculous by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is not a case of "Existing Invention + Existing Invention = New Invention". This is nothing more than a the application a pre-existing communication tool (the internet) being used to expedite the running of auctions. The key here is that the internet isn't some magical place where web pages pop up, it's a communication tool. Anyone with a background in computer science can see that plainly enough, and anyone who can see that can clearly imagine using this communication tool for all manner of commerce, auctions included.

      The technology may have existed in the 60's, but the tools weren't widely available or in use. The technology for printing books in mass has existed for hundreds of years. Should the very notion of printing books in mass (rather than a particular implementation of a printing press) be patentable? That's the differece between the invention of a tool and the application of it. They've patented the application of a tool.

      Oh, and the quick sort algorythm, along many complex mathmatical ideas, aren't blatently obvious in even hindsight. There's lots of things not obvious in hindsight. Using a pre-existing communication tool for communicating about auctions isn't one of them.

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    16. Re:This is ridiculous by JPMH · · Score: 4, Informative
      The rapporteur of the committee choosing amendments - Arlene McCarthy - has said that any proposals or arguments based in the notion of software being non-patentable will not be heard:

      Not exactly

      There are already several useful amendments already down which would (unlike McCarthy) would place real limits on software patenting.

      For an introduction to some of the amendments, see:
      http://swpat.ffii.org/papers/eubsa-swpat0202/ipat0 304/index.en.html

      There is also a page (still under development) which analyses all the amendments placed so far:
      http://swpat.ffii.org/papers/eubsa-swpat0202/juri0 304/index.en.html

      McCarthy cannot stop these amendments being voted on (now expected to be the 16th June), and several have already secured majorities in votes on other, advisory committees.

      What I think the IDG article means is that she would not agree to personally recommend any new "compromise amendments" at that meeting, if they do not endorse software patents.

      It is notable that while McCarthy talks up the strictness of her proposals, they effectively amount to unlimited software patentability; as well as lower standards, they would impose the EPO's bend-over-backwards flexible approach on the national court systems of countries like the UK, France and Germany, which have all previously been much more reluctant and limited in upholding software patents.

    17. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American Patents are not enforcable outside of america...

      Oh yeah? Have any terrorist leaders in your country? Communists? A country that doesn't support patents is promoting repression and a threat to democracy.

      Its the most interesting logic I have ever seen, but its an information war.

    18. Re:This is ridiculous by cshark · · Score: 1

      It's proccess patenting. I have one I've been working on. Let me know what you think:

      Method of granting legal monopoly to indaviduals or corporations in regard to the invention or alleged invention of a product, service, or method.

      I think it's got potential.

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    19. Re:This is ridiculous by mpe · · Score: 1

      How the heck do you patent doing something that's been done for generations just because it's on the internet. It'd be like patenting giving stock quotes over the phone. It really ticks me off to see all these companies with nothing real to offer humanity getting patents for using other peoples technology.

      It isn't just the companies holding the patents who are the problem here. The whole system is fundermentally broken.
      The US Patent Office has a tendency to pass just about anything and leave it to the courts to sort out. Then presumably we have courts deciding that the USPO wouldn't have granted a patent if it didn't have merit.

    20. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American Patents are not enforcable outside of america, so how does this give america a "leg up"?

      Except that the US will quite happily invade any non nuclear power and impose a new government which will honour those patents...

    21. Re:This is ridiculous by mpe · · Score: 1

      To anyone who grew up using computers, and for whom using computers was a daily part of their lives (and for whom a computer isn't some magic black box they refuse to understand) the idea is blatently obvious.

      Which should render the thing unpatenable. A basic criterion for something being patentable is that it is not obvious to someone "skilled in the art".

    22. Re:This is ridiculous by mpe · · Score: 1

      The patent office operates on the idea that Existing Invention + Existing Invention = New Invention. If you thought of it first, you get a patent.

      As well as following a maxim of "If I don't understand it then it must be worth a patent" as opposed to "If I don't understand it then the application belongs in the circular file".

    23. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Mr F Knowitall,

      possibly auctions over the phone and now ones on the Internet.

      Merely migrating a known process onto the internet does not make for patentable.

    24. Re:This is ridiculous by mpe · · Score: 1

      In this situation, it is NOT application of the tool. You are putting things together (software packages) to improve an existing invention (auction).

      Software is a tool, an auction is a process.

      A better ink pen is a tool! A better metal coating is a tool!

      Both of these examples are physical products.

    25. Re:This is ridiculous by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Patent Application #781624365823:

      Auctions, but on the Web!

      [x] Approved, USPTO.

    26. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I checked one link and noted the statement that: "The processing, handling and presentation of information do not belong to a technical field."

      It seems that this would be a surprise to people who design data compression sub-systems, data encryption sub-systems, address hashing sub-systems, and other data communications/storage coding sub-systems, for example. Such sub-systems handle data without consideration of the real-world meaning of the data, but are typically very concerned with the technical details of the systems they facilitate.

      A significant fact seemingly overlooked by many so-called experts is that an algorithm does not care if it is implemented in software of hardware, and patent claims can cover communications/storage coding methods (procedures), for example, in a way that does not distinguish between a software and a hardware implementation.

      I'm not used to seeing the term "mundane" used to dismiss an invention. Would that be the same as "obvious to a person having ordinary skill in the relevant art(s)?" If so, then the legal systems here and overseas already have that concern technically covered.

    27. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: "pass just about anything and leave it to the courts to sort out"

      No, they always leave it to the *inventors* to sort out, no matter how valid or invalid you may think the invention is. It's essentially the inventor's choice to take it to court.

      There are several levels of government legal review, with the examiner basically at the bottom. Rejecting an invention and having an inventor take it to the next level in that hierarchy is a significant form of the "dumping into someone else's lap" concept you seem to be referring to. If you weren't already aware, the progression to upper levels of the hierarchy has lesser man-hour capacity (think of it like a stable pyramid, if that helps), and nobody likes to be reversed more often than not.

    28. Re:This is ridiculous by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how running auctions over a different medium is an improvement in the auctions themselves. Yes, it's more convienent, but at the core you're still just running an auction. Segway combined several technologies together to make something genuinely new. As such I'm sure they have a patent on the Segway. On the other hand they don't have a patent on the idea of using small vehicles to get around in an urban environment. If you extend the logic that grants patents to do the same old thing over a different toolset, you'd have to grant Segway that patent. They have a patent on the tool, not it's application

      I wasn't making a cheap shot a Amazon. Their one-click-shopping is exactly the same situation as this. It's the application of a tool of communication (the internet) to facillitate commerce. Amazon didn't invent anything. Heck, seeing as how the internet is fundementally a one-click interface you can't even really augue they came up with the idea in the first place.

      As for not patenting this myself, I pointed out earlier that it's not that I couldn't think this stuff up, but that I lack the sort of devious, lawyer's mind that would even consider patenting such things as online auctions, clicking once, or swinging side to side.

      Please note I'm not trying to insult anyone by using the word 'devious', but the havoc that these patents wreak in our society is such that I can find no excuse for companies and thier lawyers to be so socially irresponsible. While I accept that's the nature of the beast, I don't condone it

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    29. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody's arguing that the Internet is a "magical place", only that it can be a component of a patentable invention (according to the US Patent office).

      I'm pretty sure that "Auctions with Integrated Payments over the public Telegraph system" would have been patentable in 1900, so this is situation normal, all fucked up.

    30. Re:This is ridiculous by Alsee · · Score: 1

      My solution: There may be no restriction on what a person may think. Nor may there be any restriction on anything which could be replaced by a person merely thinking.

      Seems pretty simple and obvious, but it rules out patents on math, algorithms, and software. Any software a computer can run can just as well be "run" by a person merely thinking through each of line of code. A patent must stand or fall based on the originality and non-obviousness of the other portions. You can patent an invention that makes use of software, but the portion in software is not protected.

      Another effect of my solution is that no law may bar decryption. Any decryption that can be done on a computer can also be done by merely thinking. Circumvention cannot be a crime.

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    31. Re:This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pisses you off, don't it?

      There's a patent for a CD, sorry, optical disc, autoloader I ran into a couple of years back. I was amazed it was patented. Also prevented me from a business I was thinking about doing--I could construct the device for under $1,000, yet to buy the patent protected device was $5,000. Needing 4 devices, this crushed any chance of that particular business.

      I still can't get over how replacing record with "optical disc" made such a device patentable. It does exactly what I've seen mini-record jukeboxes do since I was a little kid.

      Remind me of the other patent regarding customized CDs over the internet and then mailed to your door. Thank god for compressed audio, but then there's the whole mpeg and royalty free compression going on.

      Patents today suck because you can take a pre-existing product and make a tweak, and get the tweak patented. I think Fortune or Forbes ran an article about an entire company, sans R&D department, that does solely this--they just think of extensions, and patent it. That's their business model. And they profit greatly.

      This was not the intent of patents in the Founders eyes.

    32. Re:This is ridiculous by JPMH · · Score: 1
      The problem with the "obviousness" criterion is that it has become very very weak, the way that "obviousness" is now tested.

      Typically very few such patents are struck out as obvious, unless there is an *actual suggestion* in the prior art, in the same application context, that a particular approach should be used.

      As for "technical", I think there are two main heads of reasoning for continuing to believe that patents for computer programs should continue to be ruled out, along with patents for "mathematical methods; presentation of information; schemes, rules and methods for performing mental acts, playing games or doing business" (European Patent Convention, 1973), provided that the patent application is directed to these objects as such (and not a combination invention, e.g. a chemical process whose input parameters are calculated according to a mathematical formula).

      The first is that, unlike patents on a new chemical compound or a new machine, patents in the abstract world of information go further and restrict self-expression: they restrict what you can say, what you can discuss, and how you can analyse information. That has traditionally been a step too far, and it should still be a step too far.

      Secondly, economically: both argument in principle, and the US experiment in practice suggest that the effects of allowing software patents are overwhelmingly negative. Patents work best when one product = one patent (as in certain parts of the pharma and chemical industries), and huge R&D required to develop each idea into a patentable product. Software on the other hand is right at the other extreme, with each software product typically depending on thousands or tens of thousands of different atomic ideas; and almost no R&D between "idea" and patent. In such an environment, patents (1) do not reward innovation, they turn it into a minefield; (2) they reward investment in lawyers and strategic patent thickets, rather than investment in development (see eg the recent study by Bessen and Hunt); and (3) they take an industry with an inbuilt tendency to oligopolistic domination through network effects, and set those dominances in unassailable patent-protected concrete.

      The major cost in software is the development and debugging, not the basic ideas. This is a good indicator for protection by copyright on the expression of the idea, rather than patent protection covering all possible expressions of the idea. There is no sign that software development *needs* patents. On the contrary, software patents threaten to slow down progress in the entire industry.

      So where to draw a line in the sand ?

      In view of the first argument, I think the fundamental line *should* be to try to separate the world of abstract information from that of concrete reality. And so, although language purists may complain that it makes for a particularly technical definition of the word "technical", I do think that the amendment you are so critical of *does* make the right distinction:

      "The processing, handling and presentation of information do not belong to a technical field."

      (note that "technical field" is being given a specialised normative legal meaning, to delineate what should and should not be patentable).

      Without such a definition, over the years the EPO has ruled almost every measure by which a software element could possibly be useful would be "technical" and therefore patentable: effectively, unlimited patentability. Unamended, this directive is an attempt to force that reasoning onto all the national courts.

      At the moment the decision is in the balance, with the crucial recommendation of the parliament's legal affairs (JURI) committee due to be decided on June 16th. This is the moment when letters and phone calls to MEPs are most needed to make a decis

    33. Re:This is ridiculous by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 1

      How can you patent such a concept as "buy it now?" Frankly, I love it and use it all them time -- it lets me land an eBay item before someone else does, albeit for a bit more. But hey, we'll see what happens in court. I'm behind eBay all the way on this one.

      As a seller, I love it too. I sell the item faster AND get paid more for it, plus people who use it usually pay faster... I've never had a deadbeat BIN bidder, but I've had several with standard auctions.

  14. Hmm.... by Bigthecat · · Score: 1

    Yahoo, Ebay, Amazon.... Really reminds me of that Morpheus speech;

    "This is a war, and we are soldiers...."

  15. Come out , come out... by WwWonka · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...we know you are in there somewhere SCO!

  16. What could this lead to? by tomakaan · · Score: 1

    Could a patent be any more broader? Quoting the original /. posting of this article,"method..for creating a computerized market for used and collectible goods" Computerized market for used and collectable goods? Are you kidding me?!? Sounds like the makings for a monopoly to me...

    1. Re:What could this lead to? by anubi · · Score: 1
      Yeh.. given the state of our country, I'm waiting any day now for news of the lawsuit McDonalds will pull on Burger King over the construction of a hamburger.

      Only in America...

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    2. Re:What could this lead to? by illuvata · · Score: 2, Informative

      i guess to your defense you could argue that /. doesn't actually link to the patent. however, you really should know better than think the /. posting perfectly describes the patent.

      anyway, the abstract is obviously not the actual patent, just a quick overview of it. what actually was patented was more a way on how to manage a action site. its stuff like having bar codes at the product your storing, and being able get pictures and a description of it. true, still seems completly obvious, but not quite as bad. then again, if you read the whole patent, you'll also notice that it isn't just for the internet.

    3. Re:What could this lead to? by trezor · · Score: 1

      I don't care what has in fact been patented. If it can be used to stop a "Buy it now"-button from existing, it is a "Buy it now"-button patent to me, and to eBay btw. And that is not technology. And it should not be patentable.

      Seems pretty obvious to me.

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    4. Re:What could this lead to? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      "Godwin's Law: prov. [Usenet] "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. " [http://www.science.uva.nl/~mes/jargon/g/godwinsla w.html]

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  17. This is ridiculous by cscx · · Score: 1

    How can you patent such a concept as "buy it now?" Frankly, I love it and use it all them time -- it lets me land an eBay item before someone else does, albeit for a bit more. But hey, we'll see what happens in court. I'm behind eBay all the way on this one.

    P.S. I'm off to patent the use of cars on roadways, so y'all'll have to stop driving when I win! Muhahaha!

  18. How silly by metalhed77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What truly is non-obvious? The fact that this can be patented is truly ridiculous. I can't see how this is a case of patents protecting the economic goals of this country. In this case the patent produces the exact opposite of its original goal, it removes competition in the sector. Yet another reason to search for alternatives to our current IP system.

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    1. Re:How silly by illuminata · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Have fun trying to use those alternatives, because I've patented them! Try using one and I'll see your ass in court.

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    2. Re:How silly by littleRedFriend · · Score: 1

      Ridiculous patents, killing off liberalism and the free market economy, doing exactly what 50 years of communistic countries failed to do.

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  19. I don't get it by petecarlson · · Score: 1

    How can having a fixed price on something that also has a variable price be patentable? Even worse, how can it be held up in court?

    1. Re:I don't get it by GimmeFuel · · Score: 1
      Even worse, how can it be held up in court?

      The judge's opinion was up for auction, and MercExchange used Buy It Now.

    2. Re:I don't get it by zwoelfk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Arg, this is really frustrating! People use this [sarcasm]non-obvious[/sarcasm] concept all the time. In countless magazines, newspapers, etc. How silly would it be for Auto Trader to patent the concept of OBO (which is what we're talking about here) for paper media? And how much more absurd is it that now, any person who uses "$XXX OBO (Or Best Offer)" /online/ to sell their goods (let's say in a forum, where they are responsible for their choice) is liable for patent infringement.
      This is cleary the same thing - The $XXX is the buy it now, the OBO is the, "otherwise start bidding".

      In theory this affects everyone who wants to sell something online, not just the auction sites.

    3. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell a real estate agent that.
      How much is this house ?
      It's for auction next Saturday
      Will you take 1 million?
      Done
      Same for 2nd hand car dealers, hookers and politicians.
      Fixed prices ae negotiable, and negotiable prices can be fixed, and you would be surprised what can be fixed.
      How do you get a patent on 'Money Talks' - an obviously patentable concept.

    4. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was a jury. Ebay is trying to get the judge to toss out the jury's verdict. They also used prior art as a defence. Apparently it is true that most Americans are clueless sheep.

    5. Re:I don't get it by GimmeFuel · · Score: 1

      Ahh. You think they did 12 seperate auctions or sold the whole jury as one batch?

  20. Hmmm. by fuchsiawonder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Names being bandied about as possible acquirers include Amazon, Yahoo and eBay itself. Whoever holds the patents may require other sites to pay them licensing royalties.

    You think they'll have the guts to hold an online auction for the royalties?

  21. I still don't get the patent office by fireman+sam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Take an existing event, which by itself in not patentable (ie an auction) and stick it on a have the participants interact through the internet, and all of a suddent, you have just "invented" the best thing since sliced bread (Patent Pending).

    So:

    1. Take existing "thing" everyone does
    2. Stick it on the net, and patent it
    3. Profit

    Take that underpants gnomes!

    --
    it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
    1. Re:I still don't get the patent office by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Yesterday I walked into the patent office with my documents filled out in triplicate. I waited on line for three hours. I got up to the counter and put them in front of the examiner. He looked at it with a bored expression and asked what I'm patenting. I said it's sliced bread on the internet. He looked up at me and asked "Did you say 'on the internet?'" I said yeah. He grabed the "approved" stamp, smacked my application with it and shouted "Next".

      -

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  22. Hold on, there by jimbobborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean Amazon doesn't own this already?

  23. Patent Law and IP by MyHair · · Score: 1

    I don't know much about Patent law, but I always heard that patents were easy to engineer around because they have to be so specific, and a relatively minor change can be used to engineer around the patent.

    How does this extend to computer programming techniques? Why don't you have to provide a specific algorithm in the patent that can be engineered around?

    1. Re:Patent Law and IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems we have reached the point where
      "engineering around" will not work. It is
      difficult to engnineer around the problem without
      stumbling on 3 other patents on your way. There
      is simply no much room to move about, when even
      drinking coffee while surfing the Internet has
      probably already been patentented.

    2. Re:Patent Law and IP by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      I've glanced over some software patents. The ones that I looked at weren't very specific. They basically said, "This patent is for this, a non-obvious way for doing X."

      This particular patent sounds even more vague, along the lines of, "This patent is for selling things over the internet," probably with little or no mention of how the system would actually work. Basically, I think that for anything technology-related the USPTO is like, "Oh, wait... technical, computer nerd stuff... ok, yeah, here you go."

    3. Re:Patent Law and IP by Fat+Casper · · Score: 1
      ...a relatively minor change can be used to engineer around the patent.

      Don't worry. My online auction site is going to be up and running as soon as I perfect the background music for the site.

      --
      I spent a year in Iraq looking for WMD and all I found was this lousy sig.
  24. IPV6 by petecarlson · · Score: 1

    How about patenting the concept of porting a way of auctioning things over the internet from IPV4 to IPV6?

    1. Re:IPV6 by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about patenting the concept of porting a way of auctioning things over the internet from IPV4 to IPV6?

      Or bidding via a cell phone instead of a computer.

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  25. MercExchange selling? by CptChipJew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MercExchange, which said it will file an injunction against eBay to keep them from using the fixed price technology MercExchange had patented in 1995.

    Does this mean MercExchange patented By It Now?

    If I'm reading this properly, then it just seems that Merc wants to:

    1. Obtain all legal rights to online auctioning methods
    2. Sell to large Fortune 500 company
    3. Profit.

    Which makes sense to me. It may be a slimy tactic, but that's business.

    --
    Vonal Declosion
    1. Re:MercExchange selling? by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

      -- It may be a slimy tactic, but that's business.

      I thought business was about providing a service or product to clients for profit?

      Patenting fairly obvious business processes and then suing people who built actual businesses using that "idea" appears to be a form of legalised robbery and a drain on business inventiveness.

    2. Re:MercExchange selling? by CptChipJew · · Score: 1

      I really should clarify.

      I personally think it's a disgusting tactic, but many business do some pretty terrible things to increase profits. Look at clothing companies and Asian sweatshops, or gasoline manufacturers putting MTBE in their product, even though it causes serious water pollution.

      It's nice when stories like this get out into the open, because it shines a negative light on the companies that try to pull this kind of stuff.

      --
      Vonal Declosion
    3. Re:MercExchange selling? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Informative
      gasoline manufacturers putting MTBE in their product, even though it causes serious water pollution.

      I don't know about other states, but in California the addition of MTBE was mandatory. It's an oxygenating additive intended to reduce air pollution. Now that the dingbats in state gov't realize they've traded a minor air pollution reduction for a major water pollution increase, they're "phasing it out". Not that I like oil companies (the gouging bastards), but the MTBE fiasco is a case of state stupidity.

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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    4. Re:MercExchange selling? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      It's nice when stories like this get out into the open, because it shines a negative light on the companies that try to pull this kind of stuff.

      You're missing the point. The problem isn't slimy bussiness tactics. The problem is that software patents were granted in the first place. It's a problem with the law. As long as the law is broken then people can personally profit while causing harm by leveraging the legal system.

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  26. International Ramifications Re:Patent Law and IP by MyHair · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, and I also worry about stuff like this being enforced in the US. (I'm a US'ian) If we are more strict with our IP laws than other countries, then our companies' ability to compete on the international market could be hampered.

  27. You can't patent a business process by iamdrscience · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You aren't allowed to patent a business process (i.e. "the assembly line") and I don't understand why this should be any different when the internet, computers or software are concerned. Some software patents like compression algorithms and such are somewhat arguable but patents like "online auctioning" are just stupid...

    1. Re:You can't patent a business process by petecarlson · · Score: 5, Informative

      You aren't allowed to patent a business process (i.e. "the assembly line")
      Courts ruled you could in 1998. Personaly I think the courts in question were smoking crack.

    2. Re:You can't patent a business process by KewlPC · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only problem with US judges is that they're so easy to buy ;)

      Be the first kid on your street to collect them all!

    3. Re:You can't patent a business process by Flower · · Score: 1

      Look at Chakrabarty. The SCOTUS ruled "Anything under the sun made by man..." can be patented.

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      I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
  28. Slashdotters, it's all your fault... by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that's what you get for ignoring your jury duty summons.

    1. Re:Slashdotters, it's all your fault... by standsolid · · Score: 1

      if i went to jury duty then i coudln't read slashdot...

      internal dillemma

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    2. Re:Slashdotters, it's all your fault... by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      if a slashdoter actually went to jury duty, I wonder how that person would answer when asked "Is MercExchange evil? Is SCO evil? Did OJ do it?"

      No, that slashdoter wouldn't stand a chance. Anyone honest enough to go to jury duty is too honest to lie.

  29. What technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Lame US patent law.

    1. Re:What technology? by trezor · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know. A button on a webpage is technology. I'll place alot of buttons on my webpage. In fact I'll generate every single one possible with latin letters with a killer script, and patent all of them.

      Now it's my technology. Muahahahaha!

      And when I'm done being silly, I'm frightened shitless that there are people who actually think like this. And that there are laws to support them.

      How is technological development going to be even a possibility, given circumstances like this? This is fucked.

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  30. Sounds like a monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do the courts allow this to happen? It just creates an opportunity for a monopoly! Didn't they see that one coming, or what?

    1. Re:Sounds like a monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A patent is a legal monopoly - that's the whole
      reason they exist.

  31. this is obviously the road to riches by tankdilla · · Score: 3, Funny

    My plan for retirement:
    1. Come up with a plan or method that sounds crazy, impractical, or stupid to everyone, and copyright it.
    2. Wait 5 or 10 years for someone else to find a way to make millions off it.
    3. Sue for copyright infringement.
    4. etc...

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    -Look lively. LOOK LIVELY!!! --Mr. Shmallow

    1. Re:this is obviously the road to riches by cmason32 · · Score: 1

      Copyright of a work that includes a business plan does not grant any patent-type protection for that plan.

    2. Re:this is obviously the road to riches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come up with a plan or method that sounds crazy, impractical, or stupid to everyone, and copyright it

      Actually, you are too stupid to even to that. See you in the welfare line.

    3. Re:this is obviously the road to riches by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      A patent and a copyright aren't the same thing.

      Basically, a patent is for something that you invented, such as a better mousetrap, or a new compression algorithm.

      A copyright is for something that you created, like a painting or a screenplay.

      If you have trouble, an easy way to remember it is that you get a copyright if you write a new book, and a patent if you invent a new book printing process.

  32. Anarchy! by trezor · · Score: 1

    In a way this is good. All respect for patent-law will be anihilated if anything like this goes trough with tthe blessing of law.

    This is just a first step towards worldwide anarchy and freedom! (At least I hope so :)

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    1. Re:Anarchy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to ruin your plans, but it's not very likely the world will fall into world-wide chaos merely because of a patent dispute.

    2. Re:Anarchy! by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Actually, he didn't say chaos. I believe he said anarchy. Learn the difference, guy.

    3. Re:Anarchy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually anarchy turns into chaos at the moment people start going to work without wearing any pants.

  33. Maybe this won't be so bad in the long run by dafoomie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This might be an important case, if ebay decides to try and challenge the legitimacy of the patents. If they win, it could set a good precident. If they lose, it'll be a disaster. I hope thats what ebay does, allowing MercExchange to make money off these absurd patents will only encourage others. Oops, it appears that I have a patent for electronicly displaying letters and numbers...

  34. Resist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It cannot be more clear we need to organize a revolution against those stupid patents.
    Mail your politicians and say its bad for bus.

  35. Re:FP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No you're not - you suck. You're four off the pace.

  36. So big deal by fm6 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This would be interesting if EBay had any real competition. But attempts to set up competing auction sites have consistently failed (buyers go to EBay because the sellers are, sellers go to Ebay because that's where the buyers are), so the only real question is who gets to share in EBay's profits.

    If these patents continue to hold up, then either EBay will buy them for some stupendous price, or somebody else will buy them and charge EBay studpendous fees. Either way, EBay will continue to do business much as before -- the profits will just get divided slightly different. Big deal!

    1. Re:So big deal by Zarquon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are some..

      surplusauction.com (government surplus)..
      the old egghead auction place
      yahoo has a moderately useful auction service.

      The big problem being finding places where the used items aren't going for more than a new _retail_ item (stupid people)..

      --
      "'Tis great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults, greater to tell him his." --Poor Richard's Almanac
    2. Re:So big deal by neildiamond · · Score: 1

      Well there are many smaller scale auctions run by/for nonprofit groups. Look at public television for instance. Public television stations might now have to pay a fee just to show their donated goods online as well as on TV. That's crazy.

  37. moderators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can this be off-topic? Look at the first line of the post, for goodness' sake!

    a) Auctioning things online

    Now we know why Meta-moderation was introduced. I mean, really...

  38. It's pulling AN SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an, not a

    1. Re:It's pulling AN SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's an SCO only if you're a newbie to the industry. SCO has be "skoe" for decades.

      An SCO is about an annoying as hearing someone say "Line-ooks"

    2. Re:It's pulling AN SCO by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 3, Informative

      if you pronounce it "sco" as in "scope" instead of spelling it out then it's "pulling a SCO"

    3. Re:It's pulling AN SCO by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      No. It's as annoying as hearing someone talk about their "NIC card".

    4. Re:It's pulling AN SCO by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Although Linus pronounces his name "Lee-noos", the properly Americanized pronounciation is "Lie-Nus" (Reference: Peanuts by Charles Shultz).

      Therefore, the properly Americanized pronounciation of Linux is "Lie-Nucks".

      If you pronounce it in the non-American fashion of "Linnux", you must be a terrorist (and sound dorky too). You're either with us or against us.

      Lennox is an air-conditioner company. (And why haven't they pulled a SCO on the usage of their name by dumb lamers for an operating system, thus diluting their trademark.) They get really pissed when you call 1-800-4-LENNOX for technical support on your computer.

      Lie-Nucks: American
      Linnux: Terrorist

    5. Re:It's pulling AN SCO by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Linux is named after a person. It is ethnocentrist to intentionally bastardize the pronunciation of someone's name into your language. Since Linus Torvald's first name is pronounced Leenuhs, it follows that the kernel named after him is pronounced Leenuhks. Linus also expressly allows the pronunciation Linuhks (soft `i').

      But you don't have to take my word for it:
      Linux Jargon File Entry
      torvalds-says-linux.wav (81kB)

      --
      Furry cows moo and decompress.
  39. Online Auctions by The+Jonas · · Score: 1

    Online auctions were being performed years before this patent or eBay. For example, a man I used to work with was holding live online auctions for trading cards using the chat boards on CompuServe and other online services. He went so far as to set up a toll-free voice mail (we worked for a communications company) that updated the results of the bidding in near real-time. It was kind of funny to watch him work at it - One hand typing feverishly on the keyboard and the other hnd dialing that voice-mail while he was rambling off the updates every couple of minutes. He invested $60K in this business using his credit cards and was out of business a year later - a Dot-Com failure before the Dot-com bubble. But I'm rambling, maybe I should call him up and ask if he would like to jump this "Prior Art"/"IP" bandwagon.

  40. notice to all americans.... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Your system if fully and utterly screwed...proof offered (again) above. Canada, Australia and New Zealand will begin accepting immigration applications shortly.

    1. Re:notice to all americans.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your system if fully and utterly screwed...proof offered (again) above. Canada, Australia and New Zealand will begin accepting immigration applications shortly.

      But... who would want to live in any of those countries?

    2. Re:notice to all americans.... by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      However, we will be requiring you to spend a period of time in a mandatory detention center, to determine whether or not you are dangerous...

      --
      I am not stubborn. I am right!
    3. Re:notice to all americans.... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Of course we will.

      If, that is, you don't apply for immigration, but come here anyway, apply for refugee status when you do get here, and burn your papers so that nobody can tell wether you are a legitimate refugee or not.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    4. Re:notice to all americans.... by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      I am not arguing with you there, I am just playin' :)

      --
      I am not stubborn. I am right!
    5. Re:notice to all americans.... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, Canada has recently had to raise the level of qualifications of who can apply for citizenship there. I wonder if it has to do with a rising tide of immigrants from the states?

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced influence is indistinguishable from control.
  41. Wait, how does this work? by tuxedobob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    eBay was founded in September 1995. Patent was filed in November 1995. Was eBay doing something other than auctions?

    1. Re:Wait, how does this work? by GimmeFuel · · Score: 1

      The patent specifically covers having a fixed price on an auction (ie, the Buy It Now feature). eBay didn't have this until some time after it opened.

    2. Re:Wait, how does this work? by silentbozo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      eBay was founded by Pierre Omidyar (who was a programmer working at General Magic at the time) as an online community (hence, e-Bay, for the Bay area up in San Francisco.) For quite a while, eBay was pretty much a personal website/community bulletin board for him, not a business (in fact, some cool code he hacked together for MagicCap devices lived at the eBay domain for a while - if anyone remembers the e-mail gateway for retrieving web pages.) I think auctions were just a feature of the site that just happened to grow into a big business.

      Based on when most of eBay's current corporate officers joined (97-98), it is quite likely that eBay as we currently know it did not exist until probably 1996. Certainly, the Buy-it-now feature that eBay uses, which was ruled as violating at least one of the 3 patents that MercExchange is supposed to own, probably didn't get implemented until at least a year or two after that.

      My question is whether these ideas (as detailed in Guaranteed Electronic Markets - 1999) appeared in print prior to the 1995 application date for the patents in question, given the existence of technologies like AOL, AT&T, and BBSes at the time. To be valid, none of the ideas embodied in the patents filed must have been published. I find that hard to believe - that the concept of haggling over a product with the option of a set price, as extended to a network (for example, over the phone network) did not exist in print prior to 1995. As for software agents, that seems like an obvious extension of existing software agent work prior to 1995. I mean, if you look at the patents in question, they cite lots of prior art which makes it clear (at least in my mind) that what they were trying to patent was neither novel nor non-obvious to someone skilled in the field in question.

      Seriously, there wasn't any literature - even fiction, that featured the idea of auctions over a networked computer system,with software agents?

    3. Re:Wait, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the first few years, eBay did not feature "Buy It Now"... That came later

    4. Re:Wait, how does this work? by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      That sort of raises the question, though, what's the difference between an auction with a set price and simply selling an item at a set price? Nobody ever thought to sell something over the internet before that? (And if they did, is that the sort of thing that can be patented?) Or are we simply making the arbitrary distinction that this is an "auction"?

      I did look at the patent- quickly- but somehow I missed the fact that it was with regard to the buy it now concept.

  42. Quick Correction by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

    when i say it removes the competition I mean that it removes the competition that drives innovation. In this case the market found itself comfortably without patents. When patents are introduced, the auction system will lose stability, the lines will be redrawn needlessly, creating economic turmoil within the industry (probably to someone's benefit).

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  43. THANK YOU SIR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've missed Old Ike!

    1. Re:THANK YOU SIR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They don't make 'em like Old Ike anymore!

      When they made him, they threw away the mold.

  44. Reading Test time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Quotith:

    US District Court Judge Jerome Friedman had rejected eBay's attempts to throw out the claims made in the disputed patents, but limited the trial to patents involving fixed-price selling and having an integrated payment processor.


    This has nothing to do with auctions on the internet or the end of all auctions. It has to do with specific combination of FIXED PRICE SELLING and an INTEGRATED PAYMENT PROCESSOR.
    So, IMHO, ebay just needs to remove the fixed price items and it's business as usuall.
    1. Re:Reading Test time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The article is vague and can be misleading. There are many patents in question. In this case the only two possible violations allowed were from patents allowing fixed price selling and utilizing an integrated payment processor.

      I too wish people would spend the time to read a single paragraph article.

    2. Re:Reading Test time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If "FIXED PRICE" is the problem then just first add one cent to every price in the database, then add +-1cent randomly to the original price at every page reload.

      Tada! Price no longer fixed.

    3. Re:Reading Test time.... by DragonMagic · · Score: 1

      Problem with that is that it doesn't only include Buy It Now as a feature. eBay owns Half.com which is also a fixed-price market system integrated into eBay.

      The patents are frivilous and hopefully whomever buys them at least opens them, or opens them after they get their return investment.

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      Human nature is the same everywhere; the modes only are different. -- Earl of Chesterfield
  45. Anarchy!...and the price paid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This is just a first step towards worldwide anarchy and freedom! (At least I hope so :) "

    Are you aware that those two are responsable for a great deal of bloodshed? Why would anyone "hope" to send a son or daughter into that, however necessary it may be?

    1. Re:Anarchy!...and the price paid. by trezor · · Score: 1
      • Are you aware that those two are responsable for a great deal of bloodshed?

      Anarchy and freedom responsible for blodshed? I ment anarchy as in A Good Thing(TM), as in people residing to common sense rather than laws bought by major corporations, and patent laws ensuring lawyersa lifetime of works.

      When the courts are used for extortion of the weak and not justice, well... Who the FUCK cares about laws anymore?

      I smoke pot by the way. I'm a criminal.

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    2. Re:Anarchy!...and the price paid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is your brain on drug --> .

  46. 100 years ago.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Take existing "thing" everyone does
    2. Attach a steam engine, and patent it
    3. Profit

    Unfortunately, that's how the system has always worked.

  47. Re:Ya think?-Got money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Can we just refer to this kind of manuover as "pulling a SCO" from now on?"

    As long as you're willing to pay SCO everytime you say it.

  48. Shutdown US offices and move to more friendly gov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Others have done it.. why not just move out of the US into a more friendly government where the internet is and there is no patent system..

    business remains the same money flows in and this jerkoff gets nothing... i mean if this is gonna end up costing them hundreds of millions.. why not?

    These laws need to be changed and delt with and I hope ebay wins in the surpreme court if they can make it there... maybe this could be the downfall of the rest of the dumbass patents? (not likely but wishful thinking... sad watching the US turn greater into opression)

  49. Something new for the Devil's DP Dictionary by octalman · · Score: 5, Funny



    To SCO (too skoe), v.t. (1) To attempt to collect royalties or fees for services or the use of properties to which the perpetrator has no rights, or to which the alleged rights are highly dubious. (2) To bully by means of expensive trial lawyers. Also, pulling a SCO (colloquial).

    SCO-ed (skoad, skode), (1) past tense and past participle of To SCO (q.v.). (2) adj. Result of the action of a SCO-ing.

    1. Re:Something new for the Devil's DP Dictionary by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Informative
      perfect.

      Well... we should add "(3) To purchase the intellectual property of another with the sole intention to extort money from others"

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    2. Re:Something new for the Devil's DP Dictionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget to add "(4) Eat a bowl of STFU"

    3. Re:Something new for the Devil's DP Dictionary by cshark · · Score: 1

      So a use of this would be like, Man, I really got sco-ed in that deal.

      I like it. Kind of rolls off the tongue.

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    4. Re:Something new for the Devil's DP Dictionary by FroMan · · Score: 1

      I'd have to say your SCO-ed is wrong.

      I think the proper definition is:

      After attemping to SCO, the drop of the attempters sotck by 35% in the following two days.

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      Fact: We deserve leaders who can kick your ass and field dress your carcass.
    5. Re:Something new for the Devil's DP Dictionary by Alsee · · Score: 1

      (3) To be duped by an enemy or competitor into making a self destructive attack on a common opponent. To fire first in a 3-way gunfight (refference Clint Eastwood's The Good, The Bad and The Ugly).

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    6. Re:Something new for the Devil's DP Dictionary by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      That's IT! Great definition, reference, and dissection of the whole circus.

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  50. yes, big deal. by Erris · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This would be interesting if EBay had any real competition. But attempts to set up competing auction sites have consistently failed

    Now they have one more reason to fail, but it has nothing to do with market forces, freedom or the American Way. You telling me I can't do something obvious because you did it first is bogus. I might like to run a trading site for the fun of it, that's they way ebay started. If it makes lots of money, like ebay did, goodie for me. If not, no big deal. Me paying you money for nothing is not something I care to do. Screw off.

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  51. Slashdotters by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    should band together and but the parents. It would be worth it just to annoy the crap out of of Jeff Bezios by telling him we are aware how fond he is of patents and he is infringing on ours so stump up.

    As a thought though if say I were to acquire the patents myself are they any sort of controls over what I charge or if I was feeling vindictive can I make a reasonable fee for one company but for another make it so expensive they either have to close up shop or find another way of doing business ?

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    1. Re:Slashdotters by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      but the parents

      Damn my illiteracy. I meant 'buy the patents'

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    2. Re:Slashdotters by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      No shit? Really, you did?!

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    3. Re:Slashdotters by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      OK you got me. I did mean but the parents. It was to be a rally cry for all the basement dwellers on /. to rebel and but their parents to create geek utopia

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    4. Re:Slashdotters by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      That's better. Lies will get you nowhere!

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  52. Obviousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has stopped being a useable defense a long time ago, in this day and age it really is wrapped in with prior art ... anything for which no clearly documented prior art can be found is considered to be defacto non obvious.

  53. "required" ? by questamor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoever holds the patents may require other sites to pay them licensing royalties

    Or they could be sane and let the world continue as it has been, succesfully.

  54. Nothing about auctions according to the article... by evilviper · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Did anyone here read the stinkin' story??? 9 post at +3 or better so far, and all obviously only read the summary...

    Pay close attention to this (block)quote:
    a jury ruled that eBay had violated patents belonging to MercExchange, which said it will file an injunction against eBay to keep them from using the fixed price technology MercExchange had patented in 1995.


    That's right... According to the story, the only thing eBay can't do, is the "Buy it now" thing. Auctions go on as usual.

    The second article says the same thing, approximately:
    US District Court Judge Jerome Friedman had rejected eBay's attempts to throw out the claims made in the disputed patents, but limited the trial to patents involving fixed-price selling and having an integrated payment processor.

    Last time I used eBay, there was no "integrated payment processor", and "fixed-price selling" was a new feature... In other words, they were doing well before those features, so I imagine they could do without them if things don't go their way.

    I hate patents, but I hate sensationalist /. stories as well.
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  55. No. by Xtifr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is why people hate the US Patent and Trademark Office.

  56. Let's patent methods for conversing online by Tokerat · · Score: 2, Interesting


    ...and sue the shit out of AOL, MSN, Yahoo, any and all operators of IRC servers, VoIP systems, and the like.

    The sad things is; if tommorow I saw a headline that someone did just that, I wouldn't be suprised in the least.

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    1. Re:Let's patent methods for conversing online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you would have prior art having posted this comment, so good job ;)

  57. Selfish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, hate to tell you, but genuinely selfish people are rational enough to know that being broke in a sane society is far safer, and far better for the self, than being filthy rich in a society of legalized theft.

    Okay, I lied when I said I hated to tell you.

  58. Geeks fight back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Would the owner of the patent on serving information accross the internet please stand up. I think these auction guys owe you some money.

  59. Killing American economy by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm thinking more along the lines of businesses moving out as opposed to citizens. How about ebay moves its entire operations to Canada, or maybe Aus? We have decent webserver pricing, there's already ebay.ca, etc. Swap the domain name to a Canadian nameserver.

    Such an incredibly stupid patent would have less chance of surviving Canadian court... not sure about Aus... but it seems that America is slowly poisoning its own economy. I mean, X years from now America will be so bogged down by bad patents and innovation-stifling technology/laws that it will be far behind the rest of the world in a technological sense.

    1. Re:Killing American economy by anubi · · Score: 1
      I guess the whole American economic paradigm is like a bunch of rats in the ocean.. the first thing that floats, they all want to climb on it.

      Find any way you can of gumming up the works, then exact a fee to get out of the way.

      Both the power utility and phone company here got quite sick and tired of being hit with all sorts of government regulations, and expected to quietly hide the cost of compliance in the utility bills, so it would not look to the consumer like another tax... then the utility companies started itemizing.. showing the consumers that the product they were trying to buy wasn't all that expensive, it was all the regulatory mandates that were causing the price run-ups.

      Maybe if Ebay gets hit with this, they may want to itemize too, and show the public how much the seller got, how much eBay got, and how much extra went to compliance with whichever patent and law. Further links could point back to congressional records to show who voted for this. With the massive public appearance eBay presents, they would be doing us all a favor by showing which congresscritters are costing us so much money. Come election day, they can all hold their little shindigs and prance around with their little styrofoam hats, and tell the rest of us little guys how they fight for us in Congress... but those words will fall on deaf ears if the populace has been informed of what that politician does when the publicity cameras are off.

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    2. Re:Killing American economy by hackus · · Score: 1

      What do you mean far behind?

      The US is already way way WAY behind in probably the most lucrative markets in the world.

      Cell Phone technology and PDA technology.

      You will never EVER find anything like Nokia's products or Sharp's Zaurus 760 from a US based company.

      ALREADY, as the entire world moves to Linux, we are going to be saddled with a under powered, extremely expensive operating system to run all our "patented" ideas on.

      ALREADY these sorts of practices are destroying the Information Technology sector in this country as companies use the law to destroy competition and maintain blatently illegal market share in this country.

      We are already way WAY behind in the world in many technology markets, and it will only get worse.

      The US is losing all of its tech jobs over seas at a frightening pace because companies can't make products here cheap enough. Half the time because they are funding too many lawyers or the entire board of directors to the CEO are as crooked as a tree branch.

      If you live in the US, and you have a large sum of money. Put it in your pillow, a savings account or buy gold or invest outside the country, but for god sake don't put it into anything American.

      Just graduated from College with a CompSci degree?

      Want a piece of advice?

      Move to India. That is were all the programming jobs are and the biggest expansion of salaries will be in the next 10-20 years.

      Otherwise go back to school and get your Masters Degree, THEN move to India.

      Your chance of getting a programming job is minute to small.

      -Hack

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    3. Re:Killing American economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entire world moving to Linux?

      Tell me, how is the weather on Venus these days?

    4. Re:Killing American economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its already happened before. America lagged the world in airplane technology for years. It was only when the Wright brothers patents expired that they managed to catch up. The Wright brothers were aggressive in enforcing their patents which were overly broad - the Patent Office effectively gave them a patent of flight, not just the particular method by which they achieved it.

  60. Solution.... end it now by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Rather then use "buy it now" technology, perhaps e-bay would move tward "end it now" technology, where users who are trully interested in an item can select to buy it, rather then the seller selling it. This way it should resolve the trivial issues of the IP of "buy it now".

    Now if that sounds fucking stupid, it's no more stupid then someone claiming they hold the IP to "buy it now".

    Near as I'm aware... OBO [or best offer] technology has been in use for as long as I can remember, employed by a vast amount of private citizens when selling things via news paper classifieds.

    For those "unfamilar" with OBO technology... basicly a person is selling goods or services and lists an ideal price under the terms that you can buy it for that price, otherwise the selling will accept the highest offer they recieve. What we forget is offers can be higher or lower then the asking price.

    For example, I was selling a 486 overdrive some years back. I put it up for sale for like $50 OBO, and I got offers higher then what I posted it for. Basicly I explained to all involved that my best offer was like $75 but a higher offer would be accepted and sold. Needless to say this pissed people off, dispite the fact I was trying to conduct the transation in a fair and honest fasion, and taking the "best" offer.

    I would have taken $50 for it, but someone was willing to pay me more money in order to assure that they got it, as well as some assurance that it worked.

    Now... I am not the inventor of OBO technology, in fact i'm not sure who is, I would *THINK* it's in the public domain, the fact that it's in common use.

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    1. Re:Solution.... end it now by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Rather then use "buy it now" technology, perhaps e-bay would move tward "end it now" technology

      Your OBO idea is really almost identical to eBay's primary purchase system. Everyone makes a bid, and the highest ($75) at the end of the time-frame wins. Sellers can also set a minimum price ($50) und which they will not sell.

      I am not the inventor of OBO technology, in fact i'm not sure who is, I would *THINK* it's in the public domain, the fact that it's in common use.

      It's surreal hearing that. It's amazing that it someone would even consider something like O.B.O. being owned by someone... It's something so simple that any idiot could come up with it, yet doing it with a computer is probably illegial...

      Next up, let's patent the act of recieving cash for goods and/or services. That's one patent that will make a killing!
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    2. Re:Solution.... end it now by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      It's surreal hearing that. It's amazing that it someone would even consider something like O.B.O. being owned by someone... It's something so simple that any idiot could come up with it, yet doing it with a computer is probably illegial...

      Ahh, but the key diffrence in OBO technology is the fact that it's been documented in a vast number of newspapers. If "I" decided to put a patent on "buy it now" computer technology, someone could research the orgins with relative ease, and find the oldest reference they can for this term. I would argue that since there is hard copy proof out there of "obo" using a "telecommunications device" that anyone attempting to consider it their own IP is freaking stupid.

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    3. Re:Solution.... end it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Rather then use
      rather then the seller selling it
      it's no more stupid then someone claiming
      higher or lower then the asking price
      offers higher then what I posted

      I think you mean "than".

      Then indicates time or order. "First this, then that." "The then President signed it into law." "I went to school, then I went home."

      Than contrasts the qualities of two or more things. "Stronger than steel." "The PowerPC and Pentium are faster than the Z80." "Rather than listen to people complain about my grammar, I read a book."

    4. Re:Solution.... end it now by leabre · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the idea, think I'll go patent it now and cash in in three years and retire early...

      Step 1: check slashdot daily
      Step 2: read truly genius idea given mod'd as funny in comments
      Step 3: quit joking about it and actually do it
      Step 4: wait 3 years for the rest of the industry to implement it
      Step 5: receive notice of accepted patent
      Step 6: sue sue sue
      Step 7: profit profit profit

      Too many steps but who cares as long as the "profit" part works =))

      Thanks,
      Leabre

  61. Hooray for software patents! :-) by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ebay should retaliate by patenting "Online Auctions using a computer and software"...

    Then whoever buys the other patents will be forced to cross-license!

    Isn't it wonderful to see such innovation and progress being so thoughtfully encouraged by our beloved government? (May they never be overthrown!)

    Makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

    1. Re:Hooray for software patents! :-) by Exiler · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "Over the internet"

      The patent clerks might not all understand "online"

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    2. Re:Hooray for software patents! :-) by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "Over the internet"

      The patent clerks might not all understand "online"


      What is claimed:

      (1) A method of conducting an auction (2) over the Internet (3) involving the use of (4) a computer and (5) software.

      Said software being comprised of (6) bits and/or (7) bytes.


      Given the number of real patents granted that look just like this, I'm beginning to think that "patent clerk" should be an elected position. :-)

    3. Re:Hooray for software patents! :-) by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Isn't it wonderful to see such innovation and progress being so thoughtfully encouraged by our beloved government?

      Yeah, fun isn't it? You know, I was thinking (dangerous precedent there)-- so much of patent (and copyright, for that matter) abuse could be dealt with by simply applying both concept for the same reason it was enacted. If patent examiners were to stop for moment before they rubber-stamp the application and ask themselves "Is it something that would never see the light of day if they couldn't patent it?" Patents are, after all, limited monopolies granted by the government to encourage people to innovate. Patents are being granted too easily now, so it's turned into a gold-rush of sorts, where people try to stake a claim to every obvious variation on the " X -as-a-business model" and the " X -over-the-internet" themes.

      (May they never be overthrown!)

      Yes! May they never collapse under their own bureaucratic weight! I fervently hope everyone doesn't decide to not pay their taxes anymore! (heh heh)

      Makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

      Nah, that's just the mind control drugs in the water. (THEY call it fluoride, but I KNOW WHAT THY'RE UP TO!!!!!)

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  62. What's Obvious? by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Old mathematics joke: Prof is writing a complicated proof on the chalkboard. Turns to the students and say, "Now, it's obvious..." He pauses. "At least I think it's obvious..." He scribbles frantically for about 15 minutes and finally turns back them and say, "I was right! I was right! It is obvious!"

    Maybe that was offtopic, since mathematicians have a strange notion of "obvious". Thing is, you can't just say something is "obvious" because it's something we take for granted now. Nowadays, anybody who's studied elementary math takes as "obvious" that there's no largest possible integer. Perhaps if Cantor's proof to the contrary had been a little harder to understand...

    The fact is, it's easy to say "Oh, anybody could have thought of that" after somebody has actually thought of it. But you don't actually know that. To have an intelligent opinion on the originality of an invention, you have to stop and compare it with other inventions, ones that got accepted as truely original. And ones that haven't.

    I don't have an opinion on the patentability of online auctions. To have an educated opinion on this issue, I'd have to compare it with other similar ideas that other people have tried to patent. Of course, this is a free country, and you're entitled to have an opinion about anything you choose, whether you know what you're talking about or not. But until you take the trouble to have an educated opinion, you're the one who should screw off.

    1. Re:What's Obvious? by drix · · Score: 1
      Personally I always liked trivial/unproved dichotomy, as put forth by the late, great R.P. Feynman:
      "...mathematicians designate any theorem as 'trivial' once a proof has been obtained--no matter how difficult the theorem was to prove in the first place. There are therefore exactly two types of true mathematical propositions: trivial ones, and those which have not yet been proven."
      Sooo true at my school. Just recently I was told that a rigorous proof of the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra--the subject of a semester-long analysis course in many universities--could be realized in a "couple of afternoons" by a bright, motivated student. It has been observed in the math building that certain (blessed) profs with extremely lopsided brain mass ratios can actually be seen listing leftwards as they walk down the hallway.

      P.S. Cantor didn't contradict that there was no largest integer; rather, he supposed that Z, N, R, etc. were infinite and then proceeded to show that |R| has to be greater than |Z| e.g. some infinities are larger than others.

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    2. Re:What's Obvious? by grunteled · · Score: 1

      The thing is even you can think of the non-internet version of this practiced LONG before this patent. We have nearly all been to an auction of some kind. MAny of us have been in the situation of asking, "how much would it take for me to walk out with that right now", and not had to go through the whole auction process to aquire something. I've been to many private auctions where a talk with the owner has produced just such a deal.

      What is pissing people off is that for some reason, when the internet and a computer is involved, something that has been done for untold years by everyone in the 'real' world becomes a new invention in the 'virtual' world. This is flushing our economy down the drain. Companies that risked and sweat and become successful using a common idea on the net become pray for ticks that slowly suck the life out them with patents for, yes, I say obvoius methods of business.

      I suuport patents when someone has in fact created something new. I however think they have now been twisted to far for the notion of creation and invention. They no longer reward advancement and creativity, they suck it dry. IP warehouses staffed by nothing more than patent lawyers are making a business out of robbing companies through litigation. Some, in my opinion stupid, rulings have in fact now made it government supported robbery.

    3. Re:What's Obvious? by Erris · · Score: 1
      To have an educated opinion on this issue, I'd have to

      To follow your math joke, your ignorance is obvious.

      Online acutions are as obvious as "one click" shopping or the assinity of patenting a numerical algorithm.

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  63. sliced bread by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Why does everyone say that everything is "the best thing since sliced bread" ? Store-bought, sliced bread is minging - I for one wonder how they manage to get away with calling it bread.

    It really is time for a radical re-think of the patent system. The original purpose was to enable someone with a new idea but not much money to get a bit of short-term protection against people with plenty of money but no ideas of their own. Not what we are seeing today .....

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  64. Legal def of "obvious" is contrary to common usage by IvyMike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was going to ask if the legal use of the word "obvious" is different than the common-sense one, but google quickly answered my question.

    I won't try to summarize the document, as I'm sure I'd butcher the meaning, but short answer: Yes, patent law use of the word "obvious" is somewhat contrary to common sense. In retrospect, I guess this should have been obvious to me. *rimshot*

    It is frightening to think that something that any group of 5th graders might come up with in a brainstorming session could qualify as non-obvious, but it sounds like this could be the case.

  65. Prior Art: Online Addiction! by fm6 · · Score: 1
    The big problem being finding places where the used items aren't going for more than a new _retail_ item (stupid people)..
    I guess that's the main reason I don't care too much about the patentability of online auctions...

    Then again... EBay prices are inflated because of all those compulsive bidders. Which EBay encourages with "auction notifications" and other stuff that's really redundant in the proxy auctions they conduct. In other words, it's very much like gambling -- people throw away absurd amounts of money for a puny reward that's randomly delievered. So maybe we can cite Las Vegas as "prior art"!

    1. Re:Prior Art: Online Addiction! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Then again... EBay prices are inflated because of all those compulsive bidders.

      You have to admit thought, this is part of the fun.

      A year or so ago I got on ebay for the first time (don't really care for this stuff myself) just to see what the fuss was all about. Registered, did my thing, then watched for a bit.

      After seeing people bid like crazy over the silliest shit, I started bidding myself on a few items just to see what would happen. I didn't actually want the items, I just wanted to see how much people would bid on them before they gave up. In this case, the items in question were truly useless: old RuneQuest game manuals.

      In the course of my experiment I managed to jack up the price of several game manuals to ridiculous levels, probably the most extreme of which was one that had sat at $15 for ages up to $200 before the time ran out. On that one I was almost worried that I'd actually have to pay for the stupid thing ($200 for an RPG manual???) but in the end one of the fanatics topped my bid and I was spared.

      It was quite entertaining. Before I got involved the grand total for all the items was somewhere around $60, and no one seemed incline to pay more; by bidding I managed to increase the overall value to somewhere around $450, no doubt pleasing the owner immensely. A fool and his money....

      Note: I would've, of course, paid for the items had I 'lost' the bid by 'winning', even though they were utterly valueless to me. But my fellow humans proved to be as foolish as I thought they were, and it turns out I was never in any danger of having to do so.

      As a sport, screwing with the bidding is far, far more rewarding than gambling at Vegas ever could be....

      Max

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    2. Re:Prior Art: Online Addiction! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      I dunno. Game manuals are collectable. Collectibles have a value that has nothing to do with their utility.

      I don't think you really played any role in bidding up these prices. Last minute bids are pretty much the norm on EBay. People seem to think that it gives them an edge. Nobody seems to understand the difference between submitting a bid in a live auction (which is how traditional auctions work) and specifying a maximum bid in a proxy auction (which is how EBay auctions work). If nobody knows what your maximum bid is, it doesn't matter when you specify it! But specifying it at the last minute lets people think they're being clever.

    3. Re:Prior Art: Online Addiction! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      I don't think you really played any role in bidding up these prices.

      I'm fairly sure I did on at least two items, including the outrageous $200 manual. Why? Because beyond a certain point the bidding was between myself and one other guy; had I not bid he would've won at a much, much lower price.

      As is I artificially raised the price of the item by bidding on it well beyond the point of what the people who *actually* wanted it were willing to spend - except for this one guy.

      As for the other items, it seemed an observable behavior (anecdotal evidence here) that 'pushing' the bidding in a visible manner encouraged others to get into the act - long before the time limit was to expire. That is, they saw the price go up and decided to get into the act so as not to be left out. I don't think this behavior is at all rational; in that sense it's much like gambling. Show other people that you think the item isn't worth x, but rather x+y, and they suddenly decide that they too think the item is worth x+y...and +z as well, to top your bid.

      Like I said, great fun. Although it's a game you can't really win, only avoid losing.

      Max

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    4. Re:Prior Art: Online Addiction! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      I don't think this behavior is at all rational; in that sense it's much like gambling. Show other people that you think the item isn't worth x, but rather x+y, and they suddenly decide that they too think the item is worth x+y...and +z as well, to top your bid.
      Well, there you seem to have a point. Your theory explains both pointless last-minute bidding and the absurd high prices people are willing to pay.

      Perhaps your theory sort of overlaps my theory, that people bid not for an item, but for some weird intangible reward. Just like a casino game.

      I wish I could make it go away. It's very irritating. You bid on a used left-handed blivet for $25. You think you're all set, but when the auction's almost over, somebody "grabs" it for $30 dollars. After this happens a couple times, you get tired of fucking around and buy one new for $40.

      Naturally EBay doesn't discourage this nonsense, since it's the main source of their profit. Oh well.

  66. Quick CmdrTaco! by BlightThePower · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ..Patent "(i)Making inane comments having not RTFA" and "(ii)Repeating the same old jokes" and "(iii)Crazed Linux advocacy/kneejerk MS-bashing" or we've all had it!

    (Won't mind if you don't bother with the one for "posting duplicate articles" though).
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  67. Said portion of said mind in sad state by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    The patent document uses the word said so many times to make even the mother of all trolls blush. It's so muddled that I suspect the lamest of all lameness filters on /. could catch it.

    When will we start rejecting technical documents that would keep even the best lawyers up into the wee hours?

    Why not hire communication capable technical writers as patent examiners instead of the morons that fill those spots?

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  68. One Better by spacefrog · · Score: 1

    I'll do you one better and actually patent it. You already have copyright ownership of almost anything you create, some restrictions aply.

  69. Jurisdiction ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just move the company/servers to somewhere outside the U.S. where there aren`t silly software patent laws ?

  70. notice to all Etats-Unians.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada is American , american is for those living on the american continent not just in the US ...

  71. Thats why gun should be only for the army's ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Tell the guy putting a gun to your head and FORCING you to come here an write insanity to
    make you look bad that he is relieved of duty ...

    go see a Beautiful Mind you might have the hero problem ...

    1. Re:Thats why gun should be only for the army's ... by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

      On reflection it was a crappy post that didn't really come off. Seemed OK at the time, but now I read it again its not very amusing. It wasn't meant to be offensive, but if you try to make a joke nobody gets... It was modded down which is as it should be.

      Thanks for being so bloody nasty anyhow.
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  72. Re:Nothing about auctions according to the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's otherwise known as "Mass Bandwagon Stupidity". Even in the geek crowd it's filled disproportionally with idiots who just jump at a headline and assume everything.

    These people would be better off as luddites idolizing Britney Spears with their waking hours instead of posting on the internet, polluting /. with these unproductive posts.

  73. Electronic securities exchanges by hughk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The biggest precedent should be the use of electronic securities exchanges. These have existed since the eighties, matching buyers with sellers. A financial security is essentially an intangible represented by a document, but it is easy to swap that intangiable for something tangiable with very little change to the technology.

    This has been going on since the eighties. Maybe not on the Internet, but definitely within private networks of cooperating organisations.

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    1. Re:Electronic securities exchanges by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The biggest precedent should be the use of electronic securities exchanges.

      The problem is that you are justifing the very idea of software patents with a "prior art" argument.

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  74. Blackmail via Patent System = Business Method? by femto · · Score: 1
    Has anyone patented a business method along the lines of: 'Exploit lax patent examinations by taking take out lots of patents, then using those patents to extract money from others'?

    I imagine it would be quite lucrative to license this business method to companies such as MercExchange.

  75. You fail to understand something about this: by bluemilker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, you'd be 100% correct, if we lived in a world where everyone played the bidding game by a purely logical strategy, and knew everyone else would as well.

    But people don't. Last minute bids take on an importance that they shouldn't have, because not everyone on ebay bids their maximum amount right away.

    If I place a 50 dollar bid on an item that someone else has previously placed a bid on, for 34 dollars, the new price will be 35 dollars, with me as the winner. In theory, if 34 dollars was in fact the theoretical maximum that the other guy had been willing to pay, it would end there.

    But this guy thinks to himself, and decides that hey... he really wants this gold plated ant farm, and it's worth 48 dollars to him. So he bids 48 dollars. And suddenly, I'm still winning the bid, but it's at 49 dollars.

    "Hmm..." he thinks to himself, "I know what I'll do. I'll bid on this item at the last second, and I'll bid... oh... 75 dollars. Now, I know that this item isn't worth 75 dollars, but there's no way this other guy already bid higher than that. So I'll be winning, at whatever the old bid was, plus a buck! Perfect!"

    So he does this, and he wins the auction at 51 dollars. Of course, he wound up spending 17 dollars more than he planned to, but the thing is, he won the auction. I lost it. And if I would have been willing to bid higher, on second thought, I won't get the chance to.

    If, on the other hand, I had waited until the last second, and he had thought he was safe and secure at 34 dollars, I could have come in and stolen the bid at 35.

    The thing to realize is that last minute bids matter, not because it pays to bid later in the bidding, but because it pays to bid last. If we all had infinitely fast reaction time and internet connections, that would not be the case, and we'd all (theoretically) be back to the position by which the person who's willing to bid the most will always win.

    1. Re:You fail to understand something about this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a classic greater fool theory. It only "works" for you, because he was too foolish to place his maximum bid right away. As you said, if everyone thought this out, everyone would just bid what they think something is worth.

    2. Re:You fail to understand something about this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I'll bid low on a lot of items (more than I know I'll end up taking) and see how things go. My focus of interest invariably shifts in different directions for different items. There are a lot of reasons to place low-ball bids, and than to raise them repeatedly, but I don't have the inclination to go into them all right now. Sometimes I just fell ornery when I bid. Sometimes I'm bidding against familiar competitors. For me, there doesn't seem to be much fun in being predictable, anyways.

  76. Patents are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And thats that.

  77. legalized theft, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Genuinely rational people know that legalized theft is better for the self than defacto slavery to "owners" who don't contribute to production.

    1. Re:legalized theft, eh? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Genuinely rational people know that any society where it is possible to be rich and remain rich and it is also possible to become rich is better than a society in which it is completely impossible to be poor.

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    2. Re:legalized theft, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Genuinely rational people know that misuse of the patent system is intellectual expropriation, i.e., theft. This patent is legalized theft, and it would be more selfish -- better for the self -- to do away with it.

  78. Re:Your Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your troll sux0rs. YHL. HAND.

  79. Software Patents Rock! Pay Up EBay! by nzyank · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Quit your whining about software patents. Just because you're not smart enough to come up with anything novel yourself, don't denigrate the people who come up with the ideas. I've got 11 patent apps currently in for software stuff that I *worked* to think of and while you're busy trying to figure out the flavor of the latest booger you managed to pick I'll be able to look at those lovely patents on my wall and know I earned them. Quit crying on Slashdot and do something useful. Advance the art yourself instead of complaining about the people who earned the right to charge license fees by being more clever than you.

    1. Re:Software Patents Rock! Pay Up EBay! by jmozes · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the principles and ideals under which auction patents were files. I have an idea for you nzyank! Why don't you file a patent for the molecular makeup of the air. Better yet why don't you file another patent on the processes of breathing. Then you can claim that you have 13 patents.

    2. Re:Software Patents Rock! Pay Up EBay! by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Just apply for the idea of storing, dividing, and combining information storage structures inside of complex bio-organic systems for the purpose of system repair and/or replicating bio-organic systems of the same type. That patent is mine. Don't like it? Tough shit.

      Oh, and I believe you owe me royalties.

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    3. Re:Software Patents Rock! Pay Up EBay! by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      ..err...just DON'T apply...

      Its monday morning and I have yet to have my coffee. Hey, wait, there is another patent! Coffee on monday morning! I'll get right on it.

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    4. Re:Software Patents Rock! Pay Up EBay! by nzyank · · Score: 1

      Hey that's pretty creative. Maybe you should patent that. Oh...wait a minute, prior art. So just what flavor are we sampling tonight? Or is it a toe jam night?

  80. I patent holding auctions in Antarctica! by Hobbex · · Score: 1

    There is no prior art for holding auctions in Antartica what so ever, so clearly this must be a better mouse trap!

    "Auctions on the Internet" is NOT an invention. It doesn't matter whether it is obvious, or whether anybody had already thought of it, because it is simply taking an existing system and doing it somewhere else. It is absolutely no different then patenting auctions in Idaho, North Greensville, or Antartica should it happen that there haven't been any auctions in those places before.

    Note that the reason that auctions in Antartica is not an invention is not because it is useless - if half the world was to have to move Antartica tomorrow because of global warming, then it doesn't make my patent the slightest bit more justified. With or without patents, the first person after the Antartica immigration who thought "how can I sell all this junk" is going to invent the Antartica Auction - they do not deserve a prize for it.

    While I'm at it, I'm going to patent wheels on Venus, shoes on Mars, CD players on the moon, grocery stores on Titan, mineral water on Europa, springs anywhere in the vicinity of the asteroid belt, and any application of Newton's laws of gravity outside the solar system. Where would the world be without geniuses like me?

  81. "...looking to sell... auction-related patents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people would be better off as luddites idolizing Britney Spears with their waking hours instead of posting on the internet, polluting /. with these unproductive posts.

    Yes sir, you are so productive your self. If you are going to be critical of someone not reading the article, it helps to read it your self. It has everything to do with online auctions, and "MercExchange looking to sell it's auction-related patents". If you think the parent is stupid, by all means disagree, or even agree. I'd much rather see a post I consider to be stupid then a silly flame which implys idolizing Britney Spears is some how more worth while when reading /.

  82. was it a `patent bomb` by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    ... placed with no intention of carrying out the grounds of the patent or are they actually using this technology they're noe trying to protect?

  83. Karma by Lonath · · Score: 3, Troll

    Remember when Ebay got those retarded patents on showing thumbnails of items for auction? I think their whole schtick was that they had items from more than one database being presented in a single webpage or something. :P Well, this is karma.

    I don't want to see anyone win here. I want to see the award reduced massively, and I want to see the person who filed the lawsuit vilified by everyone. I want the injunction to be granted and I want them to fight it out as long as possible while their online auctions taken down. I don't wany Ebay to sell out to another company. I want Ebay to enforce its online auction patents against everyone else doing online auctions and I want all online auction sites taken down.

    I want this to be a big fucking huge giant mess that pisses every Internet user in the entire country off and has them asking: Why can't I sell my <worthless crap> anymore? How dare the government tell me I can't do this? You mean a bunch of *lawyers* can just take away the Internet?

    It's wishful thinking, but I hope that Ebay goes all the way with this and tries to drag everyone down with them.

    1. Re:Karma by phriedom · · Score: 1

      "I want this to be a big farking huge giant mess that pisses every Internet user in the entire country off and has them asking: Why can't I sell my anymore? How dare the government tell me I can't do this? You mean a bunch of *lawyers* can just take away the Internet?

      I am afraid that even if you get your wish and the entire country gets pissed off, right after they think "Someone should fix this." they will go back to worrying about "Will J-Lo and Ben stay together?" or "Will the Nets get swept?" or something equally important. Seriously, do you think anyone can get elected on a "End stupid IP laws" plank? Are eBay users going to start contributing more to election campaigns than Bechtel or Enron or the Association of Trial Lawyers? I'm sorry I'm so cynical, but I've been paying attetion lately, and nobody (in the US) seems to care that the Sectretary of State (God bless him) sat before UN assembly and lied about the reasons the US needed to invade Iraq. Personally, I think that is a bigger lie than "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" but what are ya gonna do?

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  84. STOP PATENTING SOFTWARE NOW! by thbigr · · Score: 1

    Realy this has got to stop. If I write it with a keyboard, it falls under Copyright. If I make a with a Physical thing, I can patent it.

    What is so bad about this Philosphy?

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  85. How often do you hear : by DrSkwid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Client : So, should we sue him, send a letter or what?
    Lawyer : Nah, that's just being too litigious, lets wait a few weeks and see what happens.
    Client: Hmm, okay.

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  86. that would be Line-uhks by DrSkwid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I call him Line-uss

    I'll call it Line-uhks

    I'm for sure as hell not going to stand in a room and call it
    Linnuks

    I'm glad FreeBSD has no such problems, no wait, what about GNU/FreeBSD doh!

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    1. Re:that would be Line-uhks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      learn, then, the true way to pronounce both:
    2. Re:that would be Line-uhks by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Hell yah, I'm with you all the way on that!

      Dorks that call it 'Linnux' are of the same lame breed that talk about 'porno' instead of using the more manly term 'porn'

  87. Patent Pending means it's awarded already by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    not "we are waiting for our patent"

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    1. Re:Patent Pending means it's awarded already by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Wrong!!!!! Patent pending means the patent has been applied for, but hasn't been issued by the patent office.

  88. eBay flag waving by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    I've had nothing but great success on ebay.co.uk

    I spend about $5000 per year via ebay and I'm nothing but happy about it

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  89. Re: Prior art? by jabster · · Score: 1

    MikeFM,

    If that's prior art, let ebay know.

    that pretty much kills the patent.

    -john

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  90. In latest news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In latest news, MercExchange began sending letters to hundreds of individual users warning them they could be liable for their use of infringing IP. Oops that's DirecTV^H^H^H^H^H^H^H SCO.

  91. Re: Prior art? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    That was in 1992. It was all electronic. I don't have any real records of such things. It's not like I kept printouts or anything like that. It seems a lifetime ago when nobody else knew what the Internet was and you were the area alpha geek just for having a BBS.

    What kind of records are needed for this kind of thing? Somewhere I might have some old checks I was sent or something like that. I might have a backup on a floppy somewhere if they haven't all gone bad.

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  92. kind of sad to see by tbarker · · Score: 1

    It's sad to see the US tech industry get choked to death like this. Pretty soon the legal issues involved in starting a company will be beyond most people.

    I guess that soon most firms will have to 'do a KaZaA' and run through a web of intermediaries. On the up-side the Canary Islands sound like a lovely place to live :-)

    Scarily my 3rd year uni project will probably also violate these kinds of patents.

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  93. Amazon lives and dies by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 0

    Amazon lives and then dies by patents..

    CEO's face on being fired for stupidity of Patents priceless!

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  94. Here is the patent by angle_slam · · Score: 2, Informative
    U.S. Patent 5,845,265 titled Consignment Nodes.

    Looking at the verdict, independent claims 8, 15, and 26 were found infringed. Here are those claims:

    8. A market apparatus for use with a posting terminal apparatus, said posting terminal apparatus having means for creating a digital image of a good for sale, means for creating a data record of said good for sale, a tracking number printer means, a tracking number scanner means and means for communicating to said market apparatus, said market apparatus comprising:

    a communications means for communicating with the posting terminal apparatus;

    a post/de-post communications handler operably connected to said communications means, said communications handler receiving a data record of a good for sale from the posting terminal apparatus, said communication handler detecting a predetermined posting terminal apparatus identification code from the posting terminal apparatus and verifying from said code that the posting terminal apparatus is an authorized user of said market apparatus;

    a storage device operably connected to said post/de-post handler, said storage device adapted to receive and store said data record of a good for sale, said data record containing an image of said good for sale and a textual description of said good for sale;

    a presentation mapping module operably connected to said storage device and a wide area communication network, said presentation mapping module providing via said wide area communication network an interface to said market apparatus for a participant, said presentation mapping module providing said participant with access to said data record textual description and said image of said good for sale;

    a transaction processor operably connected to said wide area communication network and said storage device, said transaction processor adapted to receive a purchase request and payment means from said participant, clear said purchase request and payment means and if said payment means clears then transfer the ownership of said good for sale by modifying said data record of said good for sale to reflect the new ownership of said good for sale by said participant; and

    a notification means operably connected to said transaction processor said notification means notifying the posting terminal apparatus in response to said transaction processor transferring ownership of said good for sale denoting with a finality of transaction said new ownership of said good.

    15. A market apparatus for use with a posting terminal apparatus, said posting terminal apparatus having a digital camera for creating a digital image of a good for sale, a record maker module for creating a data record of said good for sale, a tracking code printer, a tracking code scanner and a posting terminal communication interface for communicating with said market apparatus, said market apparatus comprising:

    a communication interface for communicating with the posting terminal apparatus;

    a post/de-post communications handler operably connected to communication interface, said communications handler receiving a data record of a good for sale from the posting terminal apparatus, said communication handler detecting a predetermined posting terminal apparatus identification code from the posting terminal apparatus and verifying from said identification code that the posting terminal apparatus is an authorized user of said market apparatus;

    a storage device operably connected to said post/de-post handler, said storage device adapted to receive and store said data record of a good for sale, said data record containing an image of said good for sale and a textual description of said good for sale;

    a presentati

  95. Re:Nothing about auctions according to the article by AlexMax2742 · · Score: 1
    That's right... According to the story, the only thing eBay can't do, is the "Buy it now" thing. Auctions go on as usual.

    Am I the only person who thinks this is a bad thing? I'm new to this 'ebay' thing, but I find it extremely convenient when I can simply 'Buy it now' istead of waiting a week for the auction to end and possibly being outbid.

    Hopefully they will come up with a solution to this that will bypass this utterly retarded ruling...

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  96. correct, and carry it further by zogger · · Score: 1

    I think you got it closer to reality. We lost control ages ago with the conflict of interest in congress where lawyers pass laws that enhance their profession, combined with the now contrived "two party" system where two private organizations have hijacked the entire government. Very few judges are not members of one of those two gangs who "share the wealth" on monopoilising government, through coercion and fraud amonth other methods. I mean, c'mon, they decide to only have their candidates in the "national debates", excluding even the candidates of very large third nationally recognized parties.

    It's a junta all the way to the top. Once you realise that, all the rest of the discrepancies make sense. It doesn't make them right, it just makes sense then.

    The second part is the destruction of jury nullification system, which was designed as one of the more key components in the checks and balances system, that "laws" themselves may be judged by the people. Too many cases out there where people even attempting this were actually threatened by "judges" or actually arrested on contempt charges. At a minimum, any truly informed potential juror will be excluded if either of the lawyers involved detects a hint of decent IQ or knowledge of the system. That is criminal in my book.

    The system is broken, it's too far gone to fix without removing 90% (WAG obviously) of the employees involved. They will never give up their extremely lucrative cash and power cow voluntarily. And the obvious bribery that goes on with campaign contributions and lobbying is so blatant as to be laughable.

    Short of armed anti-junta counter-coup which has occurred revolution, the best idea is mass shunning, al la the ghandi method. For real, I am completely serious about this. Just like what is about to occur in zimbabwe, a complete shunning and ignoring of the established junta, top to bottom and sideways. If everyone just one day sat down and stopped supporting them,stopped following their dictates and edicts, that's what would do it. Make everyone beforced to make a personal decision, you support the junta, or you do not,this perpetual hanging in the middle hoping it will be fixed or that the next computer controlled election will result in a fix is delusional and I'll go so far as to say cowardly at this point.

  97. For how long? by James+Lewis · · Score: 1

    How long has this patent craze been going on? I've never seen a history of patent cases, and me only being 21, I certainly didn't hear about them. When did people start patenting obvious stuff and winning? Anyone know? What was the first landmark case?

    1. Re:For how long? by saddino · · Score: 1

      The convenience store was patented somewhere around 1913 -- prior to its invention, people had to ask clerks to take goods of the shelves. The inventor realized that if you put the stocking shelves in the front of the store, you could have the customers do all the work.

      Point is, just because something seems obvious, doesn't mean it doesn't meet the test of uniqueness.

    2. Re:For how long? by James+Lewis · · Score: 1

      "prior to its invention, people had to ask clerks to take goods of the shelves." ROFL... surrrrrreee they did. I'm not sure where you are getting your information, but I am quite sure there were stores back then that didn't require the cashier to go get everything for the customers... Just because someone patents something doesn't mean they were the first to think of it.

    3. Re:For how long? by saddino · · Score: 1

      I'm getting my information from the USPTO, patent# 1,242,872 from 1917.

      Clearly nobody believes that a patent means "think to first of it." It means "first to protect it legally as an original idea." All those "stores back then" you're so quite sure about should have gotten a good lawyer and protected their idea before Mr. Clarence Saunders did -- just like eBay should have done (if they indeed came up with their online autioning system before MercExchange did).

      Anyway, my point was that "obvious" patents have been around forever -- it's nothing new.

  98. When you think about it... by ehfortin · · Score: 1

    I don't know the whole story about this lawsuit but at first glance, it seems that we won't be able to do much in a few years from now. Imagine that "The Bay" would have patented the process of selling goods in a store. So any store that are now in place would have to pay them a fee to have the right to open a store. That's basically what we're seeing here: if this kind of patent and lawsuit continue, we won't be able to publish a website in the future. We won't have the right to put a "Buy" button on the page and we won't be able to create search engine. Soon, we won't be able to do "bold italized text" as somebody will have a patent on putting these two tags together... I saw a comment about the US getting swamped with patents and I think they'll have to do some house cleaning soon if they want to be able to evolve and invent new products/solutions. I don't want either of the two companies to win and get the full right to Auction online. I want everybody to be able to create a new Auction online site if they feel they can offer something better. That's how society evolve. If you can't create anymore based on what exist, you'll have to reinvent the wheel all the time because you can't afford to pay all the rights for everything you're using in your new invention. That would be really sad... Etienne

  99. Text of the auction patent. by lspd · · Score: 1

    One patent to rule them all, one patent to find them.
    One patent to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

  100. Another wanderfull example of patent madness by wizardmax · · Score: 1

    The idea of selling items for highest bidder and normal price, is nothng new, and has been arround for longer then this stupidity.

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    1. Re:Another wanderfull example of patent madness by saddino · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And if MercExchange's patent had read like that, then it would not have been granted. FYI, the Abstract of the relevant patent is:

      "A method and apparatus for creating a computerized market for used and collectible goods by use of a plurality of low cost posting terminals and a market maker computer in a legal framework that establishes a bailee relationship and consignment contract with a purchaser of a good at the market maker computer that allows the purchaser to change the price of the good once the purchaser has purchased the good thereby to allow the purchaser to speculate on the price of collectibles in an electronic market for used goods while assuring the safe and trusted physical possession of a good with a vetted bailee."

      Now tell me -- is this "nothing new?"

    2. Re:Another wanderfull example of patent madness by wizardmax · · Score: 1

      Hell if I knew, the legal speek got me, as I am sure it got the 7.50/h case worker who granted it.

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  101. No, it *is* the lawyers by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Whether you think society is too litigious is your opinion. But, to blame that on "lawyers" and not all the assholes who file the frivilous suits is not "insightful" at all.

    No, I think you are wrong. It is the lawyers. I am not talking about anyone in particular you know, or any one person, but the profession of lawyers. They created the environment where it is OK to file stupid lawsuits. What do they care, as long as they get paid.

    Who do you think makes the laws? Lawyers. You can argue that they are drafted and passed by Congress or the Senate or the friggin PTA, but lawyers create and revise the laws. Everything has to be in correct legal terms. Everyone who has power has "legal council" who can manipulate the system. When you think of "scumbag" lawyers, it isn't just the ambulance chaser, it is also the divorce attorney who is trying to get his client all the money he can, or the defense attorney who gets his client off on a technicality when he was guilty. They manipulate the legal system to suit their own needs. All of them.

    Our legal profession is a joke, and even if you aren't one of the bad guys, you have to play the bad guys' game. Now you might think that it is our legal system that is messed up, and you would be right, but who do you think created it? Lawyers created the legal system. Judges. They have created a nation of people whose first response to a problem is "sue them". They have created an environment where they are, consciously or not, creating job security. I am amazed at the people who scoff at the hot coffee lawsuit at McDonald's, yet their first thought when they are wronged is to sue someone. Some telemarketer called me in the middle of the night - I'll take them to court! Lawyers have dug themselves into the skin of our society, and have played a large part in ruining it. They have created an atmosphere of fear, where nobody will admit they are wrong - ever! If someone admits to being wrong, they are ripe for a lawsuit. Malpractice insurance is so high that some doctors can't stay in business. A doctor makes a mistake, and immediately runs to his legal council about what to do. Legal council will try to handle the issue within the legal system, which basically means trying to get the doctor absolved of any wrongdoing. The patient gets frustrated at playing the legal game, and decides to sue! It is insane.

    I have a friend who is in law school, and he basically hates humanity right now. I would have classified him as morally questionable before he started this degree, but he is even put off by the legal profession. He told me he hates it. But that is where the money is at, which is pretty much the other half of the problem in this country. Combine greed and our legal system, and you have one fine clusterfuck of a society.

    Hey, smartass, so what is the solution? I have no idea. We are in a bad situation, where the laws are simply growing and growing, and the attitude is getting worse and worse. I don't know how it can get better. Thank you, legal system, and all your lawyer henchmen, for making our society what it is today. I won't deny that there are some good lawyers out there, but they shouldn't even be necessary. The fact that you have to classify them as good or bad should tell you something. We have accepted the facts that our society has become a legal game. It is sad.

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    1. Re:No, it *is* the lawyers by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      blaming lawyers for making laws is in the same boat as blaming gun makers for killing someone. They just write down the laws, the politicians come up with them and weild them about threateningly. It seems akin to a programmer writing DRM software, to put it in /. terms.

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    2. Re:No, it *is* the lawyers by gosand · · Score: 1
      blaming lawyers for making laws is in the same boat as blaming gun makers for killing someone.

      Bad analogy. Really bad.

      They just write down the laws, the politicians come up with them and weild them about threateningly.

      I agree...

      Data compiled by Robert Schmults of the Heritage Foundation, a Washington-based think tank, and Investor's Business Daily, drawn from a variety of sources indicates that about 40% of the 535 members of Congress are attorneys. This includes over half of the senators.
      I found this info here via a quick Google search, and have heard similar figures many times. So who do you think will be drafting these laws, the guy with the law degree or the career politician? Who drafts and passes these things into LAW?
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    3. Re:No, it *is* the lawyers by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy. Really bad.
      yeah i know, i was really trolling for something there ;)

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  102. Re:Nothing about auctions according to the article by Davesbud · · Score: 1

    Correct Evil...the case revolves around the "buy it now" option. But that option is a significant revenue source for eBay. It's not something they want to eliminate lightly or pay licensing fees for.

  103. your right by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    where did my head get that rubbish from

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  104. non-obvious to a person skilled in the art by obiwan2u · · Score: 1
    A while back courts ruled that "business process" patents are legal for business methods implemented on computers. The overworked patent office basically said, "ok fine" and started issuing these patents.

    From what I can see, the Patent Office isn't enforcing the non-obvious to a person skilled in the (relevant) art part of the patent criteria in a way that normal people would expect.

    Apparently, obviousness in patents is based mostly on previous publications not actual obviousness, and the Patent Office has bizarrely decided that non-computer based business methods don't count as prior art for computer based business methods.

    My humble suggestion is that the patent office should change their criteria for obviousness so that real world (non-computer based) business processes count as prior art for computer based business processes that do the same thing.

    Hell, the Patent Office should change the criteria so if a bunch of college seniors respond with "no duh" to a patent application, it's classified as an obvious idea ;)

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  105. buy it now by zogger · · Score: 1

    Buy it now for a fixed price is just normal retail structuring. Bidding in various auction formats is just that, bidding. The combination of them isn't unique either, as other businesses have also been doing this for ages. Example, acme widgets has a normal business model, they sell their widgets. One day they decide, after the release of "new and improved" widgets, that they won't be selling their older ones in stock normally, they just want to dump them, so they have an out at the back docks lot-auction. The same docks and the same company are shipping the absolutely fixed price new widgets while the old ones get hauled off from a winning bid of less than a dollar on the old fixed dollar price,whatever that was an to whomever won. There's prior art all over, this entire case and a lot of other of these patent cases are examples of artificially constructed and X-treme governmental and lawyering busy-work, mostly to justify their existence as profitable institutions, mandated by law,and by "force". It's quite beyond ridiculous it appears,it got there a long time ago, and shows no evidence of getting any better in the future.

  106. Re: Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's plenty of prior art out there on Usenet. Selling something for $X.XX Or Best Offer is equivalent to the eBay buy it now feature.

  107. then,then,then.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    pretty funny! How about "where the bidder accesses the internet via a dialup modem whereby the data is sent over wires constructed of a copper alloy with a covering of plastic". Then add another patent "over a radio signal as the initial contact". Then they can patent how it is routed. Then approach it from the other guys side of the transaction, and the various combinations, each all unique in some small way. Then add in "using color representatiuons on a screen as opposed to only shades of gray". Then the variations of how much depth the colors have. Then the combination of words and pictures. Then the combinations of words, pictures, and sound. Then the possible combinations of monetary exchange units involved. Then the differences with various layers of "security". Then the differences with timezones. Then the ability to have it in different languages. Then,then,then...

  108. Unrelated, but I wish they'd go after paypal... by rulethirty · · Score: 0

    MY GOD I HATE THAT COMPANY!

  109. Ebay sellers by panxerox · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is what the whole internet patent issue needs namely several hundred thousand pissed off Ebay sellers, you think that Slashdotters are vocal you should see these guys.

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  110. Read the Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They rely on the misleading alarmist headlines concocted by "Slashdot Inquirer" editorial department.

    They do this because "Slashdot readers want to know".

  111. Patents not aimed at competition by nedwidek · · Score: 1

    Patents are aimed at stimulating inovation (*I agree that is very debatable, but that's the theory*). In return for publicly disclosing how the invention works, the inventor gets a 20 year monopoly on that implementation. And since there is no compulsory licensing, there may be no competition. After the patent is up anybody can implement and sell the exact same thing without having to pay any royalties. While a patent is in effect, a competitor is free to create an improved process and patent that.
    That's the theory, but we all know the competitor would land in IP lawsuit hell and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars defending themselves.
    And yes the good ol' "it works just like the real world, but on the internet" is a bogus patent (IMO).

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  112. Question about eBay payment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhat offtopic, but I've got a question about how eBay handles charging the seller. Is the percentage of the sale charged to the seller's credit card, or how is it done?

    How does eBay make it economical to have millions of micro credit-card charges? I was always under the impression that credit card collection agencies charged a comission for each transaction conducted with a credit card. Is this how it works, or am I confused?

    Thanks.

  113. Auction Patented? Need a Laugh? Read. by mobileskimo · · Score: 2, Funny

    "And in related news, Christie's will now be filing suite against all other auction houses in the United States requiring them to pay a fee for holding auctions."

    There are many things that people have posted and the arguments, briefs and explanations of the issues quite complex.

    Honestly, I think this is just dumb. I wish the judges would declare a new classisfication besides dismissed.

    "Earlier today the honorable Judge Thomas has declared the case against eBay Just Dumb. MercExchange will be required to pay a Dumb fine of $1, restricted to payments of one penny per month. Judge Thomas stated that the fine is appropriate for such a case, saying that hopefully corporations that are considering such dumb lawsuites review them before committing themselves to a dumb punishment. Violations to this payment plan will result in fines of up to and including $100 million. MercExchange could not be reached for comments at the time of this writing and it is suspected they are arranging a contract with a bank to ensure their penny-a-month payment."

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  114. Is this Prior Art? by shreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The technology in question is "Fixed Price" auctions. Auctions that have "Buy it now" on them. Back in the day (pre-1994) I used to do comic auctions on the usnet and we used that trick all the time. It was known as the "Buyout". Here's a link to an auction back then that had a buyout (not mine, just the first one I found). There's plenty more:

    Buyout Auction

    =Shreak

  115. Article Predicts Next Patent Lawsuit by serutan · · Score: 1

    "Meanwhile, ePier announced a feature late last week that allows sellers to display their phone number on auction listings."

    Look for the story in 6 months: EPier sues online auction sites over patented "seller phone number listing" technology.

  116. Innovation on the legal front by Xeger · · Score: 1


    It's great to see such an innovative approach to litigation. I can see how these MercExchange people got their name -- they're mercenary sons of bitches, and they want to exchange intellectual property!



    My only concern is that they will sell their patent portfolio to a big corporation without thinking, and won't get fair market value for their original ideas.



    I suggest they put the patent portfolio up for auction on eBay! That should fetch them a good price.

  117. hate me more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    ya, so I have multiple online auction patents.

    this is how the big boys play today.

    show me your venom.

  118. The answer.. by Ogerman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only way this kind of patent-abuse nonsense is ever going to stop in the short term is if enough people get PO'ed enough to put forth strong political pressure for reform. Software and business practice patents are a serious threat to innovation and the economy in general. We need the nation's tech entrepreneurs to rise up in opposition and let their voices be heard.

  119. Media cover-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A funny thing about this story is that those of us who trade these stocks were *desperate* to get info on how the trial was going.. And for weeks and weeks there was none. Nothing. Nada.

    Piddly lawsuits against Ebay that are inconsequential (bidder liable suits, etc) get lots of coverage. But one that can have a material impact gets covered up.. Probably because the media companies hold shares in funds which are long on Ebay stock.

  120. Pokejudge! by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    Be the first kid on your street to collect them all!

    Sandra Day O'Connor, I choose you! Hit them with your 14th ammendment attack.

    Think of all of the merchandising fees we could make...

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  121. SEE ALSO: Patent for Method for swinging sideways by Tmack · · Score: 1
    Previous /. story.
    Nothing new to see here, the patent office has had its head up its own ass for some time now. I think Im going to run off and patent a method for transporting oneself by placing one foot in front of the other in repetitive succession.

    TM

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  122. Re:SEE ALSO: Patent for Method for swinging sidewa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a job for you: Use your presumably-exposed head to tell me how a patent on swinging sideways has decreased anyone's freedom. Bonus points will be awarded for explaining how to make money from the idea of swinging sideways.

  123. nah... by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    we are not using patents as a way to stifle creativity in this country, it is just your imagination, now please move along there is nothing to see here...

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  124. omg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is the best news evar. seriously i'm so sick of people claiming patents on stuff they have no right to. if this put ebay out of business the only thing better would be impeaching bush.

  125. Re:Nothing about auctions according to the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well why didn't the article say so in the first place? So all Ebay has to do is change the "Buy it Now" to "Buy it now for (1 * rand(10)) cent more".

    Tada. No more fixed price.

    Stupidity.

  126. This is ridiculous! by peter+hoffman · · Score: 1

    I registered auctionnet.com in July of 1995 a full four months before this guy applied for his patent and I had to settle for that domain name because someone else had already gotten auction.com. Just what does this judge think we were doing with the domain names like these?

  127. Ethnocentrist??? by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    You've got to be kidding me, you're actually using the lame 'politically correct' argument on the pronunciation of Linux? Give us a break!

    I'll give that some want to pronounce it Linnux (I think that sounds stupid, but it's just my personal opinion) but by the same token, expect me to get offended when some punk ass gives me shit for calling it Lie-nix.

    I've chosen my side on the dumb name game, but as top Linux admin in the company I work for (Big fortune 50 company even) I've been known to flaunt my 'authority' and arrogantly demand someone to leave my area, come back in, and try again when some junior techie wants my help with "Linnux". It's great BOFH-type fun. You should try it. :) It's forever Lie-nix for me. :)

    And my /. user ID is far lower than yours, so I win by default. :)

  128. Re:Legal def of "obvious" is contrary to common us by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

    Actually I'd bet a LOT of things 5th graders come up with are non-obvious (by any definition) and probably should be marketed and patented.

    Or wait, maybe I'm thinking of 1st graders. By 5th grade they are pretty well ingrained to our capitalist-hierarchy society-school structures.

    8-PP

  129. It's the same old syndrome of any occupation... by tedgyz · · Score: 1

    Survival instinct in the modern world means justifying your job.

    It's the corallary to "Give a boy a hammer, and everything looks like a nail."

    Give a lawyer a legal system and everything looks like a lawsuit.

    The best measure of success of the legal system would be to have less lawsuits, but that flies in contrast to lawyers justifying their existence.

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  130. i patent /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i here by warn all users of slash dot that i have patented /. and a five cent usd royalties is required per troll posting!!!