no, no! i'm not a moron! i'm someone who agrees with you....because you're smart...ummm...i'm a Bowie disciple!
asteroids, genetic mutations, software development...jeez Mr. Poag, you know so much! how could i possibly know half as much as you ?
i'm trying to do what you told me and "wise up"
dude you are so right.
just because the guy is a Professor of Anthropological Sciences at Stanford University doesn't mean he knows more than you about genetic mutations, does it ? no! you're totally smarter than he is!
can he write shell scripts ? i bet he can't. again, that's where you're so much smarter than he is.
if i were you, i'd email him and correct him about his theory being stupid.
you are so right, Bowie.
i am gonna go ahead and trust that you have the astronomy knowledge to know that there is no danger of asteroids hitting us.
you're right...just because there might be a chance to find out that an asteroid might hit our planet, doesn't mean that we should know about it. same with hurricanes, tornados, and falling space shuttle debris. who cares ? might as well throw caution to the wind, huh ? take my chances!
some say that knowing an asteroid is coming might help us prepare for what might happen as a result. boy are those people dumb, huh Bowie ? i'm with you...we as a species definitely shouldn't pay any attention to anything that might threaten our existence. also, if we did pay attention, we might learn something, and that's no good, either, right ?
no, you got burned at the stake because you presented an unproductive, insulting voice.
red tape is a term used when ineffective people meet with resistance. that resistance is there to make sure dumb ideas don't get thru the weed-out process.
design by a 10000 person committee ? what does the number of people have to do with it. maybe you mean to say that design by a large committee hasn't, in the past, agreed with YOU ? i think that's what you really mean when you say that, as you cross your arms and stamp on the floor, tears running down your cheeks.
i'll help you (yet again) on this...if you don't listen to it...well, i tried.
when you are a jackass to other people, insulting, condescending, and/or being not nice, then those people are most likely not going to want to work/talk/play with you. that's why they haven't thus far, in the past, for any extended period of time.
when you find yourself alone with your desktop/development ideas, consider that this could be the case.
and also, by claiming that you're NOT this big of a jerk in real life, that it's all a put-on...that's a cop-out, and irrelevant.
i'm sorry if you:
a- had a bad childhood b- lost your job c- someone broke up with you d- your mom/dad was mean when you were little e- have for whatever reason a chip on your shoulder
but these are not valid excuses for being an immature jerk. you have posted someone's personal info (again, not mine) many times over. for what ? "punishment" for calling you a jerk ? boy you sure showed him, didn't you ? hope you're proud of yourself.
how about trying to contribute something insightful to the discussion ? or would that be too hard ?
then, complain about something.
then, post to slashdot as if you have some brains, which you don't.
then, act like calling people "fags" is the most fun EVER.
then pretend like you have something better to do than boost your tiny ego.
then complain that no one is listening to you. (aw.......poor baby)
then that's it!!! you're a famous fucking jackass!!! like MEEEEE!!!!
whooopeeee!
Bowie J. Poag
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby
Useless Background Tiles
oh ma gawd!
"Timothy, it's true what everyone says about you."
does that mean you believe everything you read on the internet ? you idiot, Bowie. go eat some more bacon, piggy wiggy.
i would assume that they would have teachers that had some sort of basic knowledge about linux.
as for segfaults, coredumps, etc...remember: macs crash and windows crash, too, so i'm sure they would do whatever in the same case with linux (force quit, reboot, ctl-alt-del, etc)
in my high school, in 1985, we had a classroom full og TRS-80s, and the newcomer was the apple ][, which people didn't think would take off in the classroom....and later, it did.
so i think taking the "chance" of linux working is both bold and great.
no, i definitely don't believe everything i read. because if i believed
my fake.sig below and was really YOU,
i'd have more time to blah blah blah on slashdot like you do.
fortunately, i'm not you, and i HAVE a job. as a consultant. in
fact, i'm turning DOWN work because
i don't have time. i barely have enough time to have fun with replying
to dolts like yourself.
here's some advice for finding a job:
1) move out of buttfuck Arizona
2) stop your whining about not having a job
3) get some real skills beyond shell scripting and graphics
4) don't let me find out you're Bowie Poag if i interview you. not
only will i NOT give you a job,
but i'll probably laugh out loud, too.
Booie J. Paog
Project Asshole and Head Fag, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement
Useless Background Tiles
there you are! uh, i mean, here i am: all big and meaty and full of myself.
when they come for you, if i were you, i wouldn't squirm and start blabbering on like you always do with the crap you spew. it'll be easier if you go quietly. moron.
Booie J. Paog
Project Asshole and Head Fag, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dork
Useless Background Tiles
content ? just because some writers don't know what goes into publishing a book doesn't mean that it's the publisher who should get all of the credit for the book.
your ingredients/recipe analogy is flawed. are you saying that Shakespeare or Hemingway only provided the raw material ? and that it was the method of packaging, distribution, and marketing that made their works what they are ? sorry friend, no.
i DO know what amazing and hard work publishers do, and appreciate it greatly (I have worked at one)...but to compare it to the work of authors is just crazy, and wrong. not that either provides more or better to the final product...it's just apples and oranges.
if you have a race car that breaks down, it's the mechanic's fault. if the driver sucks and loses, it's his fault. the writer can still do a good job, and be great, no matter what the medium. the publisher can't make a great book out of crap, but he might be able to make a lot of them sell.
get a job. i don't wanna be listening to crap like you, i gots me some tilez
to make, and
i can't engage in productive online discussions here with you yammering about.
btw, you wanna give me a job ? i'm a writer. take a look how
smart i am:
"...a shithead Nigerian who worked for bread &
donuts."
"A laptop with extra GAY!"
"...you're still halfway between an asshole and an outright fag."
"I'll put you in jail, mother fucker."
it's not my best stuff, but if you call my mom, she'll read the rest to you
while you take a bath, if you want.
Cheers,
Booie J. Paog
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby
Useless Background Tiles
i have been trying to tell everyone of my desktop genius ideas, and no one
will pay attention to me!
homos! retards! hippies! idiots!
i think Palm should give me a job. i could be head of their user-interface
department and then people will
listen to my ideas! like my time-machine desktop rewind idea! it's
so smart! and we'll change Palm to
run Amiga's OS! i hope they have lots to eat there, because man i love
to eat.
hopefully they will see how experienced i am! i have THOUSANDS of desktop
background tiles! i wrote
a shell script once, too! boy will they be impressed. and if
they're not, then their a bunch of ass-ramming
jerks who are retards! fuck them! i bet they like porn! i
don't, that's for SURE. never did.
Cheers,
Booie J. Paog
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby
Useless Background Tiles
blah blah blah....just when you thought i couldn't
spew more crap, here i am!
i'm the fat fucking idiot that makes you want to punch me! blah blah
homo blah.
you're a fag! no you are! you're all dumb! i'm so smart!
you like porn! i'm so smart!
spew spew about how i'm intelligent due to my microblogger and dweeby background
tiles. i guess i'll go stuff my face now with some frosting.
p.s. if you want to hire me, then ignore the thousands of times that
i have said something to offend you,
because i need a job because i was fired due to H1 visas and fags and retards
who couldn't recognize my Amiga/desktop
genius!
Cheers,
Booie J. Paog
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby
Useless Background Tiles
look at me! someone pay attention to me! i'm the fat idiot who is so much smarter
than everyone! like OSDN! Amiga! Gnome Desktop!
come on...don't you want to hire me ?!
look here:
homo ! fuck! retard! i'm so smart because i
have dweeby tiles and microblogger! pay attention to me! blah blah
blah desktop blah blah more moronic insults, blah blah.
Cheers,
Booie J. Paog
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby Useless Background
Tiles
please feed me...i'm so hungry...someone pay attention to me!! blah blah blah.
homo! jerk! fuck! come on...
wait, i got it: "I'M SO SMART!! EVEN THO I'M A LONELY REPRESSED MASTURBATOR, I HAVE A WHOLE LIBRARY OF DWEEBY BACKGROUND TILES!!"
BoOie J. PAOg
Project Founder, PROPAGANDA Desktop Dweeb Retard Background Tiles [ibiblio.org]
look at me! i'm the fat fucking idiot!
blah blah blah "i make tiles"....blah blah blah "i'm so smart", "you're a homo" etc etc etc
(insert comment here about fags/how i hate people/how much smarter i am because i wrote microblogger/insult everyone because i don't have anything intelligent to say)
everyone come to the Desktop Linux Summit and make sure you line up to give me a Big Fucking Dope Smack in the head like i deserve! maybe someone i meet there will have sex with me! maybe someone will buy me a drink at the local Chili's because i can say "shell script" and "unix", like they do in Arizona!
whooohooo!
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no, no! i'm not a moron! i'm someone who agrees with you....because you're smart...ummm...i'm a Bowie disciple! asteroids, genetic mutations, software development...jeez Mr. Poag, you know so much! how could i possibly know half as much as you ? i'm trying to do what you told me and "wise up"
dude you are so right. just because the guy is a Professor of Anthropological Sciences at Stanford University doesn't mean he knows more than you about genetic mutations, does it ? no! you're totally smarter than he is! can he write shell scripts ? i bet he can't. again, that's where you're so much smarter than he is. if i were you, i'd email him and correct him about his theory being stupid.
you are so right, Bowie. i am gonna go ahead and trust that you have the astronomy knowledge to know that there is no danger of asteroids hitting us. you're right...just because there might be a chance to find out that an asteroid might hit our planet, doesn't mean that we should know about it. same with hurricanes, tornados, and falling space shuttle debris. who cares ? might as well throw caution to the wind, huh ? take my chances! some say that knowing an asteroid is coming might help us prepare for what might happen as a result. boy are those people dumb, huh Bowie ? i'm with you...we as a species definitely shouldn't pay any attention to anything that might threaten our existence. also, if we did pay attention, we might learn something, and that's no good, either, right ?
no, you got burned at the stake because you presented an unproductive, insulting voice.
red tape is a term used when ineffective people meet with resistance. that resistance is there to make sure dumb ideas don't get thru the weed-out process.
design by a 10000 person committee ? what does the number of people have to do with it. maybe you mean to say that design by a large committee
hasn't, in the past, agreed with YOU ? i think that's what you really mean when you say that, as you cross your arms and stamp on the floor, tears running down your cheeks.
i'll help you (yet again) on this...if you don't listen to it...well, i tried.
when you are a jackass to other people, insulting, condescending, and/or being not nice, then those people are most likely not going to want to work/talk/play with you. that's why they haven't thus far, in the past, for any extended period of time.
when you find yourself alone with your desktop/development ideas, consider that this could be the case.
and also, by claiming that you're NOT this big of a jerk in real life, that it's all a put-on...that's a cop-out, and irrelevant.
i'm sorry if you:
a- had a bad childhood
b- lost your job
c- someone broke up with you
d- your mom/dad was mean when you were little
e- have for whatever reason a chip on your shoulder
but these are not valid excuses for being an immature jerk. you have posted someone's personal info (again, not mine) many times over.
for what ?
"punishment" for calling you a jerk ?
boy you sure showed him, didn't you ? hope you're proud of yourself.
how about trying to contribute something insightful to the discussion ? or would that be too hard ?
first...write microblogger.
then, complain about something.
then, post to slashdot as if you have some brains, which you don't.
then, act like calling people "fags" is the most fun EVER.
then pretend like you have something better to do than boost your tiny ego.
then complain that no one is listening to you. (aw.......poor baby)
then that's it!!! you're a famous fucking jackass!!! like MEEEEE!!!! whooopeeee!
Bowie J. Poag
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby Useless Background Tiles
oh ma gawd! "Timothy, it's true what everyone says about you." does that mean you believe everything you read on the internet ? you idiot, Bowie. go eat some more bacon, piggy wiggy.
i would assume that they would have teachers that had some sort of basic knowledge about linux.
as for segfaults, coredumps, etc...remember: macs crash and windows crash, too, so i'm sure they would do whatever in the same case with linux (force quit, reboot, ctl-alt-del, etc)
in my high school, in 1985, we had a classroom full og TRS-80s, and the newcomer was the apple ][, which people didn't think would take off in the classroom....and later, it did.
so i think taking the "chance" of linux working is both bold and great.
no, i definitely don't believe everything i read. because if i believed my fake
i'd have more time to blah blah blah on slashdot like you do.
fortunately, i'm not you, and i HAVE a job. as a consultant. in fact, i'm turning DOWN work because
i don't have time. i barely have enough time to have fun with replying to dolts like yourself.
here's some advice for finding a job:
1) move out of buttfuck Arizona
2) stop your whining about not having a job
3) get some real skills beyond shell scripting and graphics
4) don't let me find out you're Bowie Poag if i interview you. not only will i NOT give you a job,
but i'll probably laugh out loud, too.
Booie J. Paog
Project Asshole and Head Fag, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement
Useless Background Tiles
there you are! uh, i mean, here i am: all big and meaty and full of myself.
when they come for you, if i were you, i wouldn't squirm and start blabbering on like you always do with the crap you spew. it'll be easier if you go quietly. moron.
Booie J. Paog
Project Asshole and Head Fag, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dork
Useless Background Tiles
content ? just because some writers don't know what goes into publishing a book doesn't mean that it's the publisher who should get all of the credit for the book. your ingredients/recipe analogy is flawed. are you saying that Shakespeare or Hemingway only provided the raw material ? and that it was the method of packaging, distribution, and marketing that made their works what they are ? sorry friend, no. i DO know what amazing and hard work publishers do, and appreciate it greatly (I have worked at one)...but to compare it to the work of authors is just crazy, and wrong. not that either provides more or better to the final product...it's just apples and oranges. if you have a race car that breaks down, it's the mechanic's fault. if the driver sucks and loses, it's his fault. the writer can still do a good job, and be great, no matter what the medium. the publisher can't make a great book out of crap, but he might be able to make a lot of them sell.
zip it, retard!
get a job. i don't wanna be listening to crap like you, i gots me some tilez to make, and
i can't engage in productive online discussions here with you yammering about.
btw, you wanna give me a job ? i'm a writer. take a look how smart i am:
"...a shithead Nigerian who worked for bread & donuts."
"A laptop with extra GAY!"
"...you're still halfway between an asshole and an outright fag."
"I'll put you in jail, mother fucker."
it's not my best stuff, but if you call my mom, she'll read the rest to you while you take a bath, if you want.
Cheers,
Booie J. Paog
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby
Useless Background Tiles
i have been trying to tell everyone of my desktop genius ideas, and no one will pay attention to me!
homos! retards! hippies! idiots!
i think Palm should give me a job. i could be head of their user-interface department and then people will
listen to my ideas! like my time-machine desktop rewind idea! it's so smart! and we'll change Palm to
run Amiga's OS! i hope they have lots to eat there, because man i love to eat.
hopefully they will see how experienced i am! i have THOUSANDS of desktop background tiles! i wrote
a shell script once, too! boy will they be impressed. and if they're not, then their a bunch of ass-ramming
jerks who are retards! fuck them! i bet they like porn! i don't, that's for SURE. never did.
Cheers,
Booie J. Paog
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby
Useless Background Tiles
blah blah blah....just when you thought i couldn't spew more crap, here i am!
i'm the fat fucking idiot that makes you want to punch me! blah blah homo blah.
you're a fag! no you are! you're all dumb! i'm so smart! you like porn! i'm so smart!
spew spew about how i'm intelligent due to my microblogger and dweeby background tiles. i guess i'll go stuff my face now with some frosting.
p.s. if you want to hire me, then ignore the thousands of times that i have said something to offend you,
because i need a job because i was fired due to H1 visas and fags and retards who couldn't recognize my Amiga/desktop
genius!
Cheers,
Booie J. Paog
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby Useless Background Tiles
look at me! someone pay attention to me! i'm the fat idiot who is so much smarter than everyone! like OSDN! Amiga! Gnome Desktop!
come on...don't you want to hire me ?!
look here:
homo ! fuck! retard! i'm so smart because i have dweeby tiles and microblogger! pay attention to me! blah blah blah desktop blah blah more moronic insults, blah blah.
Cheers,
Booie J. Paog
Project Founder and Head Jackass, PROPAGANDA Desktop Enhancement Dweeby Useless Background Tiles
please feed me...i'm so hungry...someone pay attention to me!! blah blah blah. homo! jerk! fuck! come on... wait, i got it: "I'M SO SMART!! EVEN THO I'M A LONELY REPRESSED MASTURBATOR, I HAVE A WHOLE LIBRARY OF DWEEBY BACKGROUND TILES!!" BoOie J. PAOg Project Founder, PROPAGANDA Desktop Dweeb Retard Background Tiles [ibiblio.org]
look at me! i'm the fat fucking idiot! blah blah blah "i make tiles"....blah blah blah "i'm so smart", "you're a homo" etc etc etc (insert comment here about fags/how i hate people/how much smarter i am because i wrote microblogger/insult everyone because i don't have anything intelligent to say) everyone come to the Desktop Linux Summit and make sure you line up to give me a Big Fucking Dope Smack in the head like i deserve! maybe someone i meet there will have sex with me! maybe someone will buy me a drink at the local Chili's because i can say "shell script" and "unix", like they do in Arizona! whooohooo!