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  1. No Larry Wall? on Tim Bray's Top Twenty Software People in the World · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How did they forget Larry Wall? Perl is the duct tape of the programming world. Slash is even written in Perl.

  2. its not that hard on Our Friend, The Meter · · Score: 1

    $ units
    1989 units, 71 prefixes, 32 nonlinear units

    You have: 328491 ft
    You want: km
    * 100.12406
    / 0.0099876097
    You have:

  3. Where have I heard this before? on Project Management For Programmers? · · Score: 1
    Doesn't Scott Adams make a living off of this very subject?

    --

    flounder

  4. Use a Solvent, get pulled over? on Remote Breathalyzer · · Score: 1

    Hmmm,
    Lets just say that I am refinishing some furnature and was using large amounts of denatured alcohol to clean off the stripper. (varnish remover not a person) Anyway, I spill some on my clothes during the process. So I get pulled over when I drive to the hardware (nails not computer) store to buy a paint brush? Sounds like a potential law suit to me.

    Flounder

  5. Re:What about spam? on Georgia Sues RC5 User For $415,000 · · Score: 1

    Duh, where do you think that electricity stored in the battery came from ??

  6. How about a little balance. on Alex Chiu on Science, Religion, and Politics · · Score: 1
    Could we have an interview with James Randi?

    If Mr. Chiu needs the money why not win Mr. Randi's Million Dollar Challenge?

    Flounder

  7. Re:Are you for lawyers or against? on How I Completed The $5000 Compression Challenge · · Score: 1
    Are you for stupidity or against?

    This has less to do with lawyers and everything to do with stupidity. If you are stupid enough to make a stupid bet you deserve to loose. This was a gamble. The challenger though it was a sure thing, but it was still a gamble. He gambled, he lost. That simple. It was a stupid bet. I am less afraid of lawyers than I am of stupidity. BTW, Who was the first to bring up legal action???

    (Actually the most frightening thing is when lawyers or anyone else defends stupidity)

    my $0.02

    flounder

  8. Does it stand a chance? on Curl Instead of Java or JavaScript? · · Score: 1
    But does it stand a chance?

    No.

  9. Couldn't you do this on old bbs's on Patenting RPC Compression? · · Score: 1
    Well back in the olden days when I had a 2400 baud modem and a 286 I remember logging on to a bbs and selecting text files from a list. The server would compress the files remotely using the fancy newfangled program called pkzip. I could then download this much smaller file.

    Unless I'm reading this wrong isn't this what this is about? Just a thought

    Flounder

  10. Re:Not sure this is a good decision on Student Web-Site Censors Stung for $62,000 · · Score: 1
    Was the web site downloadable on school PCs? If so, this is no different than a student being suspended for distributing an obscene parody pamphlet, or running down the halls yelling obscene things about the assistant principle.

    This is NOT the same. If it had been posted on a school web site, yes. This was a personal web site not in any way associated with the school. It is more like he was distributing pamphlets somewhere other than school grounds. The school can't punish someone for something they did off school grounds.

    I think the principal should be held personally responsible for this, not the taxpayers.

  11. Re:Unbreakable - you mean like the comb? on Professor Describes Unbreakable Cryptosystem? · · Score: 2
    The Enigma was NOT unbreakable it was just hyped to be unbreakable.

    This system is mathematicly proven to be unbreakable. That means it can't be broken without the key. It does not mean that it is secure, it is only as secure as the keys. If someone has the cyphertext there is absolutely no way they can recover the plaintext. All currently used cryptosystems are breakable, just not feasably breakable. This system is honest to goodness unbreakable, but like I said if the keys are not secure unbreakablity is meaningless.

    Need a company Mission Statement?
    Visit http://www.giantflounderpenis.com/

  12. Re:Why voice recognition is overrated on IBM, TrollTech Integrate Linux Voice Recognition · · Score: 1
    Voice recognition is overrated because HAL still won't open the pod bay doors

    Dave: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL"

    HAL: "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that..."

    flounder

  13. No does not mean no. on eBay : Where "Opt-out" Means "Keep Trying" · · Score: 1

    No does not mean NO!
    Look at they way you were dressed, You were asking for it!

  14. Where did "Reactionless" come from? on The Reactionless Space Drive? · · Score: 1
    There is no reference to being "Reactionless" anywhere in the article. This article is about a guy who noticed an interesting way of creating a force. Forces cause an action and a reaction. There is no mention of anything about not being an action and a reaction to this force. There is nothing described that cannot be explained by simple high school physics.

    Please read the article and create a meaningful title to the post.

  15. Re:I get it... on Son of HAL For Sale · · Score: 1

    It is operated by a touchscreen display, and so won't need a mouse.

    Yipppie....

    Have you ever used a touchscreen? We banned our machine vendors from using them in our factory because they suck.

    Remember the Gorilla Arm

  16. Re:Ha ha ha.... on Cantametrix Plans To Track All MP3s On The Web · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm...

    Wouldn't any simple compression or encryption like a password encryped zip file render this crawler useless? What if I posted a bunch of mp3's zipped with a password like "music" that I made known to my friends? It couldn't read them. If it broke my encryption wouldn't it be a violation of the DMCA's anti-circumnavigation provisions?

    flounder

  17. Re:I dont necessarily believe this is a good thing on Analysis of Amiga Virtual Processor ASM · · Score: 2
    from the article:

    When you code in VP assembly, you let the assembler and dynamic translator worry about all those registers

    Is't that what a compiler and linker do? Why would you use defines and instead of programming in C and just delaring a variable? Why not just write a nice optimizing compiler back-end to do this? Is it just me or does this sound a lot like re-inventing the Wheel?

    flounder

    Sorry for all the rhetorical questions, but as Steven Wright always says "What if there were no rehtorical questions?"

  18. Re:Something more usefull on Can You Create An Intelligent Haiku Generator? · · Score: 1

    How's this:

    It's our mission to
    customer statisfaction
    on time delivery

  19. Re:Something more usefull on Can You Create An Intelligent Haiku Generator? · · Score: 1

    Of course Mission Statements don't require intellegence (artifical or not)

    Fish