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Patenting RPC Compression?

slantyyz writes "Here's an interesting article in eCompany that talks about a company named TechSearch that buys patents for very common innovations and then chases infringers. One of the patents these guys own involves a remote server compressing and decompressing files. This one is so broad that anyone using a web server/browser is an infringer. Some companies, including United Airlines and Sara Lee have paid the license fees to avoid the legal hassles and costs. They have even chased a known patent critic for infringing (because he has a web site, which infringes on the patent). This software patent silliness has just got to stop. Only in America..."

121 comments

  1. So what? There's a reason people pay. by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 2

    First, it would cost you a fair bit just to get this thrown out of court. Most likely, though, it won't be thrown out, it'd come to trial. By the time of the trial date, the prosecution would be citing it as part of their evidence and claiming it's new for some stupid trivial reason. And it'll cost you tens of thousands of dollars to contest.

    It's important to understand that being in the right, morally or legally, is barely of the least importance here.
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  2. Prior Art (no pun intended) by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't downloading compressed images over FTP constitute prior art (no pun intended)? How old is FTP? It's got to be older than this stupid patent.

    The defense's lawyers should bring a motion to have TechSearch's lawyers dis-barred for negligent, unethical practices. Hopefully Mr. Aharonian will at least be able to counter-sue on negligence claims and be able to recover attornies' fees.

    Obligatory disclaimer: I'm not a lawyer, but I do watch Ally McBeal.

  3. What would happen if... by jd · · Score: 2

    Slashdot patented the process of suing weblogs under the DMCA? Could they then re-insert the Scientology stuff, and counter-sue for patent infringement, if CoS got nasty?

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    1. Re:What would happen if... by FFFish · · Score: 2

      No point.

      Scientology's legal harassment is nothing compared to how they invade and destroy your personal life.

      If Slashdot attempted to retaliate through litigation, Taco and friends would find that Scientology would pamphleteer the neighbourhood with claims that the geeks are pedophiles, would trick the phone company and ISPs into turning off services, would kill their pets, would harass their parents and friends.

      Scientology has done these things in the past. A few minutes research into Scientology will provide you conclusive evidence that their maxim -- "Use *any* means to harass the enemy" -- is ruthless.

      They are an altogether evil organization, by any metric you care to use to measure "good."


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  4. Re:The actual patent... by FFFish · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't it be great if BountyQuest were to really get serious about bounties?

    I mean, in most parts of the world, bounty=="bring me the head of ____."

    Damn straight I'd donate money to that sort of cause! I want bounties put on the heads of spammers and the asses who are trying to extort businesses through shady patents.

    I should think after a few heads have been collected, there'd be a whole new attitude of cooperation and reconciliation!


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  5. Re:My patent by scrytch · · Score: 3

    I now own a patent for "encoding english language characters for transmission over a network". Muhawhaw, everyone on the Internet is an infringer!

    Maybe that's why they call it Andover.net. Because we keep seeing the same damn jokes overAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndo verAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndov erAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndove rAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndoverAndover again...

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  6. ... but wrong by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Ah come on, there's no compression in XYZmodem - X is just a checksum or crc check, Y the same with 1K blocks and batch transfers, Z opens up a window (can send blocks w/o having to wait for each one to be ack'd ala tcp) and can resume interrupted transfers (something I *wish* ftp could do!).

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    1. Re:... but wrong by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      and can resume interrupted transfers (something I *wish* ftp could do!).
      What, using the rest command isn't good enough for you? FTP is quite resumable.
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    2. Re:... but wrong by FormerComposer · · Score: 1

      Some implementations of ZModem supported LZW compression (but not all because of the LZW patent issues) -- according to the book The Working Programmer's Guide to Serial Protocols by Tim Kientzle. Copr 1995. The question would be if "standard ZModem" specified this option earlier than 1991 ...

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  7. Re:Only where people are concerned... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    I don't know of any country that does not have to deal with individuals or groups that engage in unethical practices for personal gain without fear of repercusions because of some clever loophole or a vacuum in existing legislation.
    Indeed. In France, someone was able to patent a " machine that proves the existence of god "...

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  8. I hope they don't come after Slashdot by Zico · · Score: 1

    It's be tragic to see the former rebel-wannabes shown to be spineless pussies twice in the same week.


    Cheers,

  9. Re:flagrant disregard by HiThere · · Score: 2

    Pending the replacement of this system with one that acutally does it's job, we need total removal of the patents on intellectual property.

    It's not a good answer, but it would be much less damaging than allowing the current system to remain in place.


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  10. Re:On the purpose of patents. by HiThere · · Score: 2

    I'm starting to think that ascribing these patents to ignorance is unlikely. Some of them maybe. But these are just the kind of thing that one can use with SLAPP suits, to make the defense much more expensive. So should I really believe that it is just coincidence? Or is that cutting them undue slack?

    Whatever. The answer is the same. Delete this system and rebuild from scratch. The patent office is so {clumsy|stupid|vile|corrupt} (choose the appropriate categories) that we would be better off without it.

    Caution: Now approaching the (technological) singularity.

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  11. Re:this is why violent revolution was invented by HiThere · · Score: 3

    Where do you get your water? Nearly any real popular revolution in the cities of the industrialized countries can be controlled by turning of the water.

    How long do you have food for? I understand from estimates after the last earthquake that the area that I live in has food for about a week without outside deliveries.

    Large scale revolution may not be totally impossible, but you have no idea of how difficult it would be, or the amount of suffering it would create. Far better would be to think of another approach. If you want it to be successful, you will probably have to think of one that isn't dramatic. The dramatic choices attract "radicals", so they tend to be discovered quickly and guarded against.

    Now for the hard question: How can you guarantee that what you end up with would be any better than what you started with?

    Caution: Now approaching the (technological) singularity.

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  12. Re:This patenting crap will stop... by Ether+Trogg · · Score: 1

    Heh heh! I can see it now:

    Patent # 6,125,324: Use of Chewbacca in Legal Defense.

    Whereas the patent applicant has developed a technique involving references to Chewbacca, Chewbacca's homeworld Kashyyyk, and the fact that it makes no sense, as a viable legal defense procedure in both jury and non-jury trials. The references to Chewbacca, et al., are used to confuse the jury / judge, and to render a verdict that favors any and all persons using the "Chewbacca Defense." The fact that it makes no sense makes no sense. The fact that jury trials and judges have existed for centuries in no way constitutes prior art, nor does the existance of the literary and film character Chewbacca since the 1970's. Any and all evidence of the 'South Park' television series episode where the Chewbacca Defense is portrayed are merely figments of your imagination, and do not constitute prior art. Gimme gimme gimme. Sue sue sue.

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  13. Re:Will They Hold Up In Court? by karnal · · Score: 1

    While I do see your point about a "public defenders office" etc.; Who decides who gets those services? Granted, I think we could all see that Mister Corporation X and their bazillion dollars would crush Mom and Pop Y with a lawsuit at any point (over something as weak as this); but I think you'd have other problems to worry about. I guess what I mean is it probably would cause more trouble in the end.

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  14. Re:Who decides who gets those services. by karnal · · Score: 1

    ok, I know this is a late reply, and the first post wasn't worded to my liking (as of now):

    My point I was trying to make was that is there an arbitrary limit on who gets those services? In other words, to work in the "david vs goliath" style trials, one would definitely have to be the underdog as far as money is concerned.

    Secondly, wouldn't it spur a ton of new lawsuits just because "well, now they can defend themselves and they won't just crumble"? Not that just crumbling is right (in fact, that's the key reason for having this...) but my thought is that someone has to pay for the defender/lawyers' time...

    ??? I just don't see how it can be done. Other than with tax money. :)

    yea, just my contorted input.

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  15. Re:Will They Hold Up In Court? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    $1000 an hour?

    I'd be happy to fing for free. But I guess I shouldn't mention that in a public forum.

    Rick

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  16. Re:ex post... nah... by alkali · · Score: 1

    Under the U.S. Constitution, criminal laws can't retroactively make an act criminal (ex post facto). In general, however, there's no reason why a law can't be retroactive. By way of example, I believe at least one of the current tax cut proposals being debated in Congress would retroactively lower tax rates.

  17. Loser pays by Shotgun · · Score: 2

    "I could have bought a Harley for the money I've blown on it," he said.

    A problem that could easily be fixed with a 'loser pays' court system. There is no way a company like this would survive if they had to pay for harassing people with bullshit claims. As it stands, all they have to lose is a little time.

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  18. if you want a better and more free life by CBravo · · Score: 1

    come to Europe. Here there is better food, more better beer and freedom. I wish it wasn't true, but it is.

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    1. Re:if you want a better and more free life by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

      Which leads to a far lower crime rate everywhere in Europe except the UK (which is really just Eastern America anyway), decent public transport, cleaner streets, a truly free press (i.e all points of view not just the corporatist agenda), legal cannabis in Denmark and Holland, and a generally enlightened attitude towards the human body and human sexuality (also not found in the UK).There is a great deal more to the quality of life than money. What good is money if some crackhead can point a gun at you and take it (and possibly your life as well) from you?

    2. Re:if you want a better and more free life by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

      How long does an American who can't afford health insurance take to get a decent surgeon? This is the difference. It may take six months to get your knee op in Europe, but at least you can get it. As for America being the land of opportunity, the richest man in America was handed a very nice head start in life. Not to say that Gates hasn't worked for every penny, but if his parents had been rednecks from a trailer park, I doubt he would have amounted to much.

    3. Re:if you want a better and more free life by Junnonen · · Score: 1

      I think that the UK is actually much, much worse than the US. For example, just recently the police asked an art gallery to remove some photos which the photographer took of his naked children on a beach. They consider it "child pornography".

      The standard of living is also quite low in the UK, lower than in most other EU-countries and MUCH lower than in the US.

      The amount of violence varies a lot across the Europe. UK is quite violent, but I happen to live in the most violent country in western Europe measured in the number homicides and other violent crimes. I live in Finland.

      A perfect country doesn't exist. Dispite the lack of "total" freedom and some other foolishnesses, the USA is pretty much the best bang for the buck we (the Earthlings) got.

      Janne

    4. Re:if you want a better and more free life by Junnonen · · Score: 1

      The government doesn't necessarily take 50% of our paycheck (unless your income is huge or you have more than 1 job at the same time).

      They DO take 22% of the price every time I buy milk and cookies, 70% when I buy gasoline, and about 50% when I buy a new car (or to put it another way: they add 100% taxes to the net price of a new car).

      This is how it works here in Finland. Pretty much the same everywhere in Europe, except that the cars and food aren't as heavily taxed in most (if not all) member countries.

    5. Re:if you want a better and more free life by Junnonen · · Score: 1

      As well as being the most violent, Finland also happens to have the most over-weight people in the western Europe.. :) It's not surprising that many people consider Finland as the most "American" state in Europe.

      You are right saying that the social system is probably better in Europe than in the US. How well the social system actually works is another thing. Sick people often have to wait a long time to get a surgery, many times too long. Hospitals have too few nurses and doctors.

      It's also very, very difficult to get wealthy here. Everyone gets enough cash to get by - but changes of a wealthier life are minimal.

      America, on the other hand, is a land of an opportunity. Someone living there can at least dream of a better future.

    6. Re:if you want a better and more free life by Junnonen · · Score: 1

      Actually it's Finland that has the smallest differences in wages (and income in general). This means that it's extraordinarily difficult to get rich here.

      Czech Republic probably has many opportunities - but not necessarily for working-class people. If I was a middle-class Czech, I would move out of there as soon as Czech Republic becomes a member of the EU.

    7. Re:if you want a better and more free life by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1
      You don't have freedom, you have socialism; where the government takes 50% of your paycheck to pay for social programs that I wouldn't approve of. No thanks. I'll just keep trying to yell at my politicians louder here in the USA.

      On the other hand, you do have lots o topless beaches and finely crafted brews....

  19. Re:Damn that's broad by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 3
    Patents don't keep anyone from USING something, they keep someone from SELLING it (as their own).

    With all due respect, what the hell are you talking about?

    If that were true, then Unisys wouldn't have the ability to bully the GIMP and webmasters who create images with a non-licensed program. No one's selling anything. Because Unisys owns the patnent on LZW compression, no one else can USE it, period.

    If that were true, then Amazon wouldn't have been able to force Barnes and Noble to eliminate their "one-click shopping" capability on their web site. Barnes and Noble doesn't sell anything but books. Amazon is preventing them from USING the IDEA of one-click shopping.

    Make no mistake, when someone files a patent, they're claiming exclusive USE of an idea. From lawguru.com:

    What competition does a patent prevent?

    Patents provide the right to exclude others from making, using, selling, offering for sale or importing the invention described in the claims. This is perhaps the most powerful monopoly legally obtainable for products.


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  20. Re:this is why violent revolution was invented by Malcontent · · Score: 2

    First of all wate can always be turned back on if let's say a thousand people broke the doors at the plant. It's really not that big of a deal if the people hit the streets in a big way.

    Having said all that a big revolution is not likely to happen here. Instead we will see increased terrorism like Oklahoma City. Right now not enough people are agitated and the Rich and the powerful of this country are very careful to squeeze slowly and constantly bombard the population with the message that everything is cool. The first wave should be to agitate the masses into discomfort. Once you shake them out of their TV stupor then the corpies will might panic and apply overcorrection. Of course this will back fire by agitating even more sheep.

    So the next revolution will kick off with mundane stuff like fertilizer, poisoned water supplies, nerve gas released on subways and skyscrapers and of course good old snipers. The west is already agitated beyond belief thanks to Radio Talk show hosts like Rush Limbaugh. A huge percentage of the states like nevada, montana, arizona, texas etc are already arming and training. All we gotta do is to nudge them over the edge. Believe me that's easy as these people believe the UN is poised to invade america and that the govt has weather control machines.

    "Now for the hard question: How can you guarantee that what you end up with would be any better than what you started with? "

    No guarantees. Sometimes you just gotta shake things up and hope for the best. If life is miserable enough then people will tear things down with the hope that what follows can not be worse. The trick is to make life more and more miserable for the sheep. Really your best best to destroy TV receiving satelites or bomb the cable companies. Once you stop the TV the sheep will panic like all hell (man wouldn't that be fun to watch!).

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  21. Re:in europe.... by thogard · · Score: 2

    The UK has made their decision and they are not backing down from it. Germany seems to be split and could go either the US way or the UK way. If they go the UK way then the rest of the EU will follow and that might wake up the US.

  22. Ironicly by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2


    Each of the links, including Slashdot, violate the patent in question.

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  23. Re:Will They Hold Up In Court? by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
    I've said it before, I'll say it again -- we need the equivalent of a "public defender's office" for civil suits. If someone files a frivolous lawsuit against you you should be able to defend yourself without going bankrupt.

    A better reform would be the "English rule," where the loser pays both parties' legal fees. If you know that your "fishing expedition" has a good chance of blowing up in your face and leaving you on the hook for big $$$, you would be less likely to bring a frivolous case. Ending the practice of lawyers taking cases on contingency would also put a dent in frivolous suits, though it is admittedly more questionable if such a reform could be implemented.

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  24. remote? by Cyn · · Score: 2

    It's bad general wording like this that really bothers me. Yes, the patent is ludicrously broad, but what exactly is defined as remote? I have a gateway for my cablemodem, it happens to be in another room in my house - but still in my house, is that remote? What if I link two business offices that are in seperate rental areas but the same building, or two buildings on different properties that are technically different lots? IMHO if I can read and understand a patent in less than 30 - 45 minutes, it's not a proper patent, because it's not defining its terms well enough.

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  25. Couldn't you do this on old bbs's by flounder99 · · Score: 1
    Well back in the olden days when I had a 2400 baud modem and a 286 I remember logging on to a bbs and selecting text files from a list. The server would compress the files remotely using the fancy newfangled program called pkzip. I could then download this much smaller file.

    Unless I'm reading this wrong isn't this what this is about? Just a thought

    Flounder

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  26. Re:[XYZ]modem all predate this patent. by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Back in the '80s CompuServe had GIF files on their servers that were downloaded to a user's computer to be decompressed and displayed. And even if the patent is for a single program to do that (I don't read legalese), the old Compuserve Navigator program did just that.

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  27. Re:Let them kill eachother off by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Those who can, do.
    Those who can't, teach.
    Those who can't teach, buy patents and sue everyone else.

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  28. This patenting crap will stop... by alispguru · · Score: 2

    ... the day someone successfully patents the first legal argument. When the lawyers realize that their bread and butter has many of the same "patentable" characteristics as algorithms, they just might get a clue about the current situation.

    Alternatively, someone might try to defend themselves in court by saying that it is impossible to prove two algorithms are equivalent (because doing so is equivalent to solving the Halting Problem), so you can't really prove infringement. This is of course BS in this context (you can often prove equivalence for a particular pair of algorithms - it's the general case that steps in the Halting Problem), but it might confuse things enough to get you out of court.

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  29. No way, man. by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1

    The naive kiddies (all of them) would get co-opted and we'd be even worse off. The last thing you want is the lawyers training the script kiddies how to find infringements of their bogus patents for bounty awards.
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  30. Audio/Video (de)compression via phonelines in 1991 by cworley · · Score: 1

    This patent seems to center around Audio/Video realtime compression and decompression over phone lines to a personal computer.

    This may have been theoretically possible at the time, but even RealVideo (TM), today, couldn't do this on a 1991 state-of-the-art '286 over a 9600 bps modem!

    I thought the patent office required that the idea be producible?

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  31. [XYZ]modem all predate this patent. by cworley · · Score: 2

    [XYZ]modem all predate this patent.

    They were specifically designed for compressing data across a slow communications link.

    In Unix, ftp sites would use "compress" (.Z files)... long before '91.

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    1. Re:[XYZ]modem all predate this patent. by FormerComposer · · Score: 1

      And Kermit and Blast also did some kind of compression. Kermit development began in 1981 and it seems like RLE (run-length encoding) was there from the very early stages. I just looked at a book about modems -- 3rd ed from 1992 (which means it was published between the patent filing and the patent grant) -- and [XYZ]Modem, Kermit and Blast are all mentioned as protocols with some kind of compression built in. (File compression programs were mentioned separately). And I seem to recall that the posting of news back in the '80s was at least smart about 'partial updating' and I think (but am not positive) that uucp probably did some kind of compression because it was so obvious a thing to do ...

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  32. Digital Cable and WebTV better watch out... by cworley · · Score: 2

    Digital Cable and WebTV better watch out... Not to give these fools any more ideas on who they can sue... but this patent seems to be extremely broad!
    This patent seems to cover Digital Cable and WebTV.

    >"Secondly, the remote query and data retrieval system can be connected to the remote host via an auxiliary digital I/O line 37. An example of such a line is derived from a commercial FM broadcast station and uses one of its two sidebands to transmit digital data (so called "silent radio"). This is a low bandwidth (under 2400 baud) channel of the type used to provide announcements on "Times Square" like displays."

    The Atvef-A data, used by Microsoft's WebTV gets data from TV broadcasts in just this manner, and that data is used to retrieve AV data.

    >"Third, as noted above, the EUS 10 can interface the host 11 via a video input line 26a. This type of signal is derived, for example, from the Cable TV (CATV) Adapter's (i.e. Sprucer) 22 identified above. In an operational example, a remote query could be initiated via the adapter remote control 24 which would then be transmitted to the local cable service center 26 which, by prearrangement, will forward it to the server 11. The query, and its associated response, may be preformulated and prestored at the server 11 or even at an EUS requiring only periodic updates via a packeted query answer (i.e. PQA; a Prestored Query Answer). After being cleared via an appropriate security check (e.g. subscriber password), the server 11 may initiate an AV (Audio-Visual) response to the EUS 10. The channel through which the specified AV response is sent to the EUS 10, and as also designated by pre-arrangement, is tuned via the CATV adapter."

    This is how Digital Cable works -- which all cable companies are migrating to.



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  33. Re:So what? There's a reason people pay. by cworley · · Score: 2

    Actually, this patent is probably never going to be litigated. Those website's who've already paid their $30K-$80K extortion to these guys should have held back.

    The patent office is reviewing this patent, and it's expected to be thrown out upon review (which is why TechSearch has offered web sites to pay "just" $10K now, and $60K after the completed review doesn't reject the patent, to save web sites the huge license fee they're going to charge if the patent isn't overturned). Even the thugs at TechSearch know they've lost this one, and they're just trying to squeeze a few more dollars before the end.

    During review, 64% of patents have their claims changed -- this patent is expected to be completely overturned by prior art that goes back to the 50's.

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  34. class-action lawsuit by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 1
    This is the kind a thing that class-action lawsuits were made for.

    If everybody (within the jurisdiction of the alleged patent) was a plaintiff, surely the cumulative damages would cause TechSearch to go under.

    Maybe sue them under anti-trust laws. That'd be a switch, using anti-trust for the common good!

    OTOH, even if you accept this absurd "patent" at face value, why would owning a website violate patent law?

    If somebody patents an improved wheelbarrow, and a competitor copies (or independently re-develops) the design, and somebody buys one for their personal use, who violated patent law? Was it the buyer, or the seller, or both?

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  35. Re:Wonder if they'll sue MS by daevt · · Score: 1

    if we were the law makers, a great deal of things would be different, including patent laws. patents should be for works (including but not limited the specific algorythmes, physical objects, works of art), and not general things. i know i don't have alot of backing on the first examplle of works with the slashdot crowd, but i do think that if you build a codec, people shouldn't be aloud to rip you off (not a problem if its free software, but if you are commercial, its a huge problem), but if you try to get a patent for something like this, the rough equivelant of "a method of making object move towards massive objects by apperent majic (e.g. gravity)" you should be taken out back and shot.

  36. clarification by daevt · · Score: 1

    i ment to hit preview, not submit, but whatever. the terms of patents should be specific to what is being patented, like books should be for the life of the author, gizmos (things) should be for a couple of years, and software should be for 6 months (thats enough time that if you are serious about trying to make money with it, that you will do something with it, and not that you get a patent, then wait for someone to infringe and sue). the main problems with patents is their terms, and the generallity of the terms. every state sanctioned license has restrictions, a federal license to sue people for being creative (not to mention being a bad thing) should be specific and have restrictions. i don't think that unless the hacker community get people elected, that we will ever see software patents removed (even then it would be difficult), the least we can do is to try to patch the laws if we can remove them.

  37. Cheap Defense Lawyer by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 2

    "I could have bought a Harley for the money I've blown on it," he said."

    Only a Harley? His lawyer is working pro bono...

  38. Novelty? by ebh · · Score: 3
    I think that the PTO would reduce its own effort a great deal, and issue more deserving software patents if it would set a simple objective standard for the novelty requirement.

    Do you recall the old Hayes modem trick of using one second of inactivity before and after the +++ to distinguish it from three plus signs occurring in data so that file transfers wouldn't throw the modem into command mode?

    Some coworkers and I invented that.

    Not for Hayes, and not that exact procedure, but we did come up with the same general idea, before Hayes patented it. Had the company we did this for not gone under, we probably would have had a legal battle on our hands. We would have won it (IMO, IANAL) on prior art, provided we weren't bankrupted by legal fees (and Hayes was the 800lb gorilla in those days).

    The problem here is that we didn't do anything special. Any competent engineer given the same problem would have come up with a similar solution. To me, that fails the novelty test. If you need to challenge a patent, it should be legal to put some random engineer (or even an undergrad) on the stand and tell him or her to solve the particular problem the patent addresses. If their solution is similar enough to the patent, the patent is thrown out.

    1. Re:Novelty? by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      Uhhhhh, minor nit...you are talking about obviousness (35 USC 103), not novelty (35 USC 102).

      Also, if you would hve relied on your work, and that work had not been made "public", then that, alone,would not be effective to establish obviousness..you would need to show that the technique was generally known to those of "ordinary skill in the art at the time the invention (by the patent applicant) was made"

      While IANAL reliance on testamony from engineers would be subject to attack interms remembering what was going on at a date likely many years in the past. Better to have real documents and then argue their applicability to the patent claim at issue.

    2. Re:Novelty? by oconnorcjo · · Score: 2
      If you need to challenge a patent, it should be legal to put some random engineer (or even an undergrad) on the stand and tell him or her to solve the particular problem the patent addresses.

      I could see it now ...

      At the PTO, a random undergrad student, is being selected from a hat:

      Meanwhile... on the sidelines:

      Corporation Stooge1: "I hope we get Charlie -isn't he failing thermo dynamics.

      Corporate Stooge2: "What about Stacy?"

      Corporate Stooge1: "Oh no... Stacy has been taking her classes much more seriously after Slashdot mocked her so bitterly about the new OIL formula she botched giving GM that silly patent."

      Corporate Stooge2: "Well lets just hope we don't get Alex-

      Corporate Stooge1: "Even Good patents get busted by him!"

      Corporate Stooge2: "Alright we got CHARLIE- tell the CEO, we can tell the lawyers that it is A GO"

      Corporate Stooge1: Starts dialing cell phone.

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  39. Re:Only where people are concerned... by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    Given that I'd say that a small group that attempts to 'buy' the government will eventually be over-ruled by the will of the people

    The process is slow, but I genuinely think that it works.


    Slow, it's almost geological!

    The first (and last and only) revolution was in 1649 and the new regime was just as despotic as it's predecessor, as have been all revolutions not very soon after. It is a necessary function of government to opress.

    You talk of liberation and when the people rule,
    But aint it people who rule right now,
    What difference would it be?
    Just another set of bigots, their rifle sights on me.
    Crass - Bloody Revolutions

    How do you define works anyway? Are $10 crack whores a sign of success in a society?
    .oO0Oo.

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  40. ex post... nah... by crashnbur · · Score: 1
    I know that they are not nearly the same thing, but these actions are very similar in nature to the concept that underlies the ex post facto law. That law states that no newly established laws can be deemed retroactive, or in other words, a copyright infringer cannot be held for copyright infringment if he infringed on the copyright before copyright infringement was actually a crime. Not the same story, I know, but a similar concept. This company is still suing and taking what isn't theirs simply for the sake of money and power. That is much worse than anything Microsoft has ever done.

    I think it's time to sway our national judiciary attention a little...

    1. Re:ex post... nah... by crashnbur · · Score: 1

      Good point. I guess some retroactively working laws are okay. But yes, I was referring to the criminal side of things, such as the criminal act of copyright infringement. If I had any moderation points, and if you hadn't responded to my comment, I would have hit you up one for being insightful. :-)

  41. Date of that "web" patent by SarekOfVulcan · · Score: 1

    It was filed in 1991, which predates Mosaic, if I recall correctly. It doesn't predate the WWW, though...
    FoxPro Home Page

  42. Re:hmm, interesting quote by theancient1 · · Score: 1
    Another quote from the article, about the downloading compressed data patent:
    "It was a brilliant idea at the time," he says, "and the only reason people say, 'It's crap,' is because they're looking in hindsight 10 years later."
    Let's just assume for a minute that he's right, and Amazon is right, and so is NCR, Rambus, Apple, AltaVista, eBay, NetZero, Symantec, GeoWorks, CDDB, British Telecom, Micorsoft, Priceline, and everyone else. If companies and individuals had to pay an additional royalty fee for implementing the "innovations" of each of these companies, where would we be today? Would the web exist if it had been patented?
  43. Here's the patent... by Boulder+Geek · · Score: 5
    here

    Interesting points. The origin appears to be Bell Labs. The patent was originally filed, but according to the legal status link, it looks like the maintenance fees weren't paid, and the patent was allowed to lapse. Apparently AT&T didn't think that it was worth keeping. And then something funny happened. A year and a half later, TechSearch found the patent, paid the deliquent fees and started enforcing it.

    Hmmm.....

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  44. Re:this is why violent revolution was invented by darkwhite · · Score: 1

    Mod the parent up, someone. Even though I don't agree with many of the points, this is still so much better than most +3 comments. Basically, I think that the revolution the way you describe it will never happen. The US society (and other developed countries') has enough checks and balances to prevent this. Consider this: The general uprising isn't necessary. If the student populations of 50 of the US' major colleges start to riot over issues like this (and that will happen much sooner than the classes you describe start getting angry) there will suddenly appear a tremendous pressure to scale the corporate/IP control down. On the other hand, corporations appear to be highly efficient in economical sense, because of many factors. Therefore, in the future the corporations will remain an integral part of the US society, but will not manage to exert the effects you describe because they will be stopped. As for the TV and your other decadence arguments, I don't think this really matters. Raising intelligent children doesn't just mean banning the TV, and you're badly mistaken when you think that the advances in graphics accelerators are a useless waste of resources (although I'm all for diverting capital from some other agreeably bullshit uses to NASA and various research). Highly intelligent people avoid TV, and highly intelligent people don't become consumer drones. And they are always the minority, by definition. I don't see any decadence in that. As for DMCA and free speech: same as above. There are enough checks and balances in place to strike this down before it reaches anywhere near critical mass. I predict the DMCA will be struck down within 1 or 2 years. Copyright laws will remain though... necessary evil.

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  45. Re:this is why violent revolution was invented by darkwhite · · Score: 1

    ew, sorry for no line breaks, I thought I was posting in plain text.

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  46. My patent by hardburn · · Score: 2

    I now own a patent for "encoding english language characters for transmission over a network". Muhawhaw, everyone on the Internet is an infringer!


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    1. Re:My patent by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      Go for it. You just might get it.

      Then find some congressmen with webpages and sue them. See how fast they try and make the PTO to get their act together.

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    2. Re:My patent by Vuarnet · · Score: 1

      "I now own a patent for "encoding english language characters for transmission over a network". Muhawhaw, everyone on the Internet is an infringer!"
      Oh yeah? Try telling that to all the Chinese, Japanese and Russian internet surfers out there! And now, to be half-infringing on that patent...

      "Ña ña, ña ña!"

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      Learning to fly, Pink Floyd.
  47. Re:flagrant disregard by Salsaman · · Score: 2
    And people wonder why the economy seems to be flagging.

    It couldn't be anything to do with...oh let's see...too much ridiculous litigation/sueing/countersueing/patenting blocking real innovation now could it ???

    Nah...

  48. Re:Only where people are concerned... by Ziest · · Score: 1
    Our laws are not set in stone. They are shaped and changed as necessary according to legal precedents and new legislation. In the US, the best way to eliminate this kind of legalized extortion is through your legislative representation. As far as I can tell every other country has similar issues and similar methods for resolving them.

    Nice theory but a little reality now.

    America is a capitalist country. Which means; those with capital rule and those without are stuck holding the bag and are covered in shit. Case in point. Congress just passed legislation that will totally revamp the bankruptcy laws. Now ask yourself, how many people do you know were demanding this new law? Not many I would guess. This law was purchased by the banks and credit card company's. The same could be said of NAFTA.

    My point here is that the way our capitalist society is working seems to be at odds with a democratic society. Now, all you people who are jumping up and down about how this is a republic can just sit down. Either way, democracy or republic, the ability of a small group to purchase laws that benefit them to the detriment of all others seems not to be what the founding fathers had in mind.

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  49. category by blugecko · · Score: 1

    it shouldn't be under Patent Pending, but It's Funny, Laugh, i know i certainly did :-)

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  50. The actual patent... by djrogers · · Score: 2

    Here is the actual patent, courtesy of the USPTO...

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    1. Re:The actual patent... by SquadBoy · · Score: 2

      Can you say prior art? This one is easy. The The coffee cam went live in 1991 and the fish cam shortly after. Now it would be *really* nice if the coffe cam was before April 11. But failing that if the tech was common enough that a coffe cam was being set up there has to be a web server from before that date. They are saying that the coffe cam or any other web page would violate this.
      Do I get $10,000 now? :) Now does anybody know what day the coffe cam went live?

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  51. uh... by chowda · · Score: 1

    Founded 21/2 years ago,

    why not just say 10.5 years? Why make your readers do math?

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  52. Re:Will They Hold Up In Court? by IronChef · · Score: 2


    TechSearch is totally reprehensible for doing this... even if it's legal.

    As an aside, we need some major alterations to the way lawsuits are handled in this country. When a company can choose to attack an innocent individual and ruin them financially, something is clearly wrong with the system.

    I've said it before, I'll say it again -- we need the equivalent of a "public defender's office" for civil suits. If someone files a frivolous lawsuit against you you should be able to defend yourself without going bankrupt. A public defender would see to it that you had legal representation, and hopefully they could get the frivolous suits thrown out of court for you, without you paying a gazillion dollars. If you are hit with a NON-frivolous lawsuit, take your chances with the PD or pay for a high-powered team of lawyers.

  53. Re:Who decides who gets those services. by IronChef · · Score: 2

    I think that it would result in LESS lawsuits though. The "attacker" would be more likely to think this way: "Well, since my victim is entitled to free legal representation, he is less likely to cave in and settle out of court with me -- we both know my lawsuit is bogus. I better wait until I have a GOOD reason to sue someone, to make my costly attack lawyers pay for themselves."

    And yes, it would take tax money. It would work exactly like a criminal defense -- if you get hauled into court, the state will provide you a lawyer. Normally I am not in favor of more government programs, but I'm down with this idea.

  54. Re:Will They Hold Up In Court? by IronChef · · Score: 2


    An "English rule" system would probably be great. Man, anything will help at this point.

    I have a great respect for the law, and I think people should be able to protect their rights or use the system to get at people who are in the wrong -- but somewhere along the way "the system" went berzerk!

  55. Re:Only in America... by SnapShot · · Score: 2

    Actually, I did respond. Sent a nice email which answered the questions given. Got a thank you back, and, surprisingly, my name was on the list of contributers on the recommendation.

    The sad part is, here I am in the U.S. and I feel like a country 4000 miles away is more likely to take an interest in how I feel about an important issue than my own government. Have you ever heard of Lott, Daschell, Armey, etc.. asking for comments from the general population?

    Perhaps a parlementary democracy is the first step towards better representation here in the U.S..

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  56. shutting down your opponents by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    Well, these simple negotiations and adult conversation is out.

    These days the way you do it stopping your opponents is by law suits. Or if you are a small time nobody, you call up your local script kiddy and arrange a DDOS of their website. Or if you have a lot of friends, or people in hire, you spread FUD. Later on, you can go ahead and hire the mafia.

    After all, how DARE these guys not believe you, go along with your plan, or whatever.

    One of the early books that I read long ago that shaped my thinking on this matter is called Faces of the Enemy, by Sam Keen. Long out of print, it even was a PBS one hour show. It is all about demonizing your opponents

    However, I think that these guys are not even up to the level of suing someone over principle.

    It is over a plain simple buck.

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  57. These people sound familiar by satch89450 · · Score: 1

    If you replace "purchase patents" with "purchase bad debt" and "TechSearch" with "Bob's Credit Collections" the story plays exactly the same.

    My next question is this: if the patent is found invalid, who gets nailed for the defense costs and the consequences?

    (I might add that I believe there is ample prior art examples out there that this patent wouldn't survive. Start with AP WirePhoto...)

  58. Re:Wonder if they'll sue MS by azephrahel · · Score: 2

    Nahh, MS has probably violated some REAL pattents and copywrites ;) not just these little bull-shit pattents.

    Bull-shit. Humm. I wonder if I can pattent the use of the word bull-shit in conjunction with a verb to signify lack of worth.... I'll make millons suing people for infrigning on my pattent!!

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  59. Wow, and I thought... by fantom_winter · · Score: 2
    Doesn't Amazon have the patent on suing people over inappropriately stupid "patent technology?"

    They'd better get on this right away before they lose their rights to it.

  60. Re:Charity by 7-Vodka · · Score: 2
    This reminds me of all those Phillip Morris ads on TV.

    yeah, we'll kill you! but we'll send you bottled water when there is a drought.

    or: Yeah we'll kill you! But we allow our employees to volunteer their spare time for community service.

    "just connect this to..."
    BZZT.

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    Liberty.

  61. UH OH by 7-Vodka · · Score: 4
    Rambus is going to sue this company for infringing on their patented buisness model.

    "just connect this to..."
    BZZT.

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    Liberty.

  62. Only in America... by mickwd · · Score: 2
    Fortunately, the UK government appears to be seeing sense on the issue, at least at the moment.

    Several months ago, I posted comments here asking people to help make their views known to the UK patent office, which was running a consultation exercise.

    I remember replies to that comment which basically said "Don't bother, it's all about money, you're wasting your time" - and these were modded up quite highly.

    Well the war may not be over, but a battle has been won. Perhaps if a few more of the doom-spreaders got off their a[rs]ses and did something (even ten minutes effort from the very seat you're sitting in now) perhaps laws like the DMCA and UCITA in the US would not have been passed (this comment is, of course, addressed to those Americans who don't support those laws).

  63. Re:Damn that's broad by slantyyz · · Score: 1

    If you look at the original post, TechSearch is suing a known patent critic simply because he has a web site. He's not selling a web server or web browser. He simply has a website. And because he's critical of TechSearch, he's being sued. Use can be an issue, although in most cases it's not.

    If TechSearch had such a compelling case, it would have been super easy for them to go after and beat the likes of a Microsoft, AOL or Sun.

  64. Re:Only where people are concerned... by guinsu · · Score: 1

    In the US, the best way to eliminate this kind of legalized extortion is through your legislative representation.

    That right folks, save up your pennies and eventually you might be able to compete with the lobbiests and buy your own laws too.

  65. patent slashdot effect by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

    i would like to see the slashdot effect patented!

  66. The Unobvious Patent by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 1
    This whole field is so new that even the things that are completely obvious now may not have been 5 or 10 years ago. I remember a debate at my old employer about a patent they owned from 1989 or so that covered executable code delivered over a network - I don't remember the specifics, but you get the idea (I think the patent is this one: http://www.delphion.com/details?pn=US05347632__ ). The company decided it would be pretty difficult, if impossible, as well as counter-productive to try and enforce it. I believe that patent is now owned by IBM.

    Now, I know a lot of the engineers here won't subscribe to my notion that ideas should be free and only implementation should be worth something, but shouldn't patents only be for a max of 2 or 3 years in this field? The government grants these mini-monopolies on ideas to encourage innovation, not supress it.

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  67. Um... Patents have a tendency to be over used... by jTepp... · · Score: 1

    Especially in software. There are too many things that people think should be patented, like that stupid Rambus thing... The tech isn't even that great...

  68. We should use this to our advantage by erotus · · Score: 2

    "Um... Patents have a tendency to be over used..."

    Yes this is true, however, we should use the current patent system to our advantage. Open Source folks should start patenting the most ludicrous things as well and making the patent "GPL" if you will. Let's make it ridiculously difficult for them to patent anything that they could use to sue people. Since the implementation would include a GPL type clause, this would definately make them think twice.

    Stuff like the "one-click" and this stupid "rpc" patent would not exist if we had gotten to it first. I say, we get into the drivers seat and start patenting. Anyone would be free to implement the idea in our patent as long as they released their blueprints for implementation to the public. Let's give these bastards a taste of their own medicine.

  69. Re:And by wardomon · · Score: 1

    I don't know who has the most time on their hands, you for writing this or me for reading it. I have to say that yours is an excellent and funny post. I wish that I was a moderator, I'd give you a plus one. Once again, good work and good attitude.

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  70. this is why violent revolution was invented by fatmantis · · Score: 4

    I mean, really, the 'master class' ie., corporations have twisted the laws around until common citizens are little better than French peasants. There will never be another Thomas Edison or Leonardo DaVinci with such intractable legal and finacial restrictions in place. I predict that soon, here in the western world at least, Corporations will step on so many rights that the only recourse for change will be violence. I do not condone this, but it's true. So the next time you make a sloppy or lazy decision at work, in your employers' name, that effects the citizenry, be it through rude costomer relations or anti-piracy measures in your software, you are directly destroying our civilisation.

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    1. Re:this is why violent revolution was invented by ex+pope+john · · Score: 1
      I find it interesting that all the posts and articles use the 'big corporate bastard' names when they rant about how these things are destroying western civilization as we know it etc.

      Believe it or not, all these decisions are made by people. Real flesh and blood people. People who go squish when someone accidentially hits them with a car, or bullet ... by accident.

      Why can't some of those american idiots who shoot down the receptionist because they lost some money day trading pick a prominant patent abuser from a list and do them instead.

      After all, no-one is innocent!

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    2. Re:this is why violent revolution was invented by HyDTRA · · Score: 1

      This is the HyTDRA ( Hyper~Technologic Development Research Association ) Hacker ( original 2600/c ) again...I would like to drop one more "bomb shell" on you self-serving, mindless ( MicroSoft-heads and "Winosers )people, with out invention or innovation or the desire to invent, you would not have 90 % of your "undeserving" jobs, and you "so-called" computer experts, MSCE, LinuX, and other idiots owe the "disabled" a great deal of thanks for being the impetus that made this jobs, that make your "undeserving" monies. And the MS Gates and Allen world have done irreparable damage to the "disabled" who can not afford crashes, reboots, un-install, re-install, ad Infinitum, as you frivolous morons can afford to do, but they can not afford, they use their computers ( on wheelchairs or not )to live, not to play mindless video games and watch X-Rated streaming ( the majority use of the Internet, now and growing like a "killer virus"....they and I ( I was severely head and back injured in 1980, it took almost 20 years to recover, where I can now walk )will start to take what is ours, soon ( ADA, our weapon of choice ) and I am ADAPT ( the yellow universal "Man in a Wheelchair" ), got to our web site, http://www.genaltered.com to find how hard we have had to fight just to get our personal rights ( ADA ), no thanks to most of you people.... and I never "Post Anonymously", cowards....

    3. Re:this is why violent revolution was invented by HyDTRA · · Score: 1

      This is the HyTDRA ( Hyper~Technologic Development Research Association ) Hacker ( original 2600/c )...I would like to drop one more bomb shell on you people, with out invention or innovation or the desire to invent, you would not have 90 % of your "undeserving" jobs, and you "so-called" computer experts, MSCE, LinuX, and other idiots owe the "disabled" a great deal of thanks for being g the impetus that made this jobs, that make your "undeserving" monies. And the MS Gates and Allen world have don irreparable damage to the disabled who can not afford crashes, reboots, un-install, re-install, ad Infinitum, as you frivolous morons can afford to do, they use their computers ( on wheelchairs or not )to live, not to play mindless video games and watch X-Rated streaming....they and I ( I was severely head and back injured in 1980, it took almost 20 years to recover, where I can now walk )will start to take what is ours, soon ( ADA, our weapon of choice ) and I am ADAPT ( the yellow universal "Man in a Wheelchair" ), got to our web site, http://www.genaltered.com to find how hard we have had to fight just to get our personal rights.

    4. Re:this is why violent revolution was invented by HyDTRA · · Score: 1

      So you mindless "little" MS sheep brain thinks that Billy-Boy Gates is a Thomas Edison....well lets examine reality now, Edison took credit for the "power we use", Nicola Tesla invented AC power and the infrastructure it runs on, the "power grid", dynamos ( Hydro-Electric Dams ( Niagra Grid ) ) etc., Edison invent DC, so in that respect your are right Gates took credit for developing Visi-Calc tm ( spreed sheets ) computer GUIs, and lets not forget the credit for writing MSDos...him and Pauly Allen bought MSDos for $ 10,000 from a friend of mine, who wrote CPM, so I guess you are right about Gates being the same type of "Monopolistic bastard" that Thomas Edison was and the original "Monopolist" J P Morgan. So I guess you have proven your hypothesis...Both Gates and Allen are "monopolistic crooks" like Edison and his partner J. P. Morgan....you really are idiot "mindless sheep"...why don't you try think on your own for a change...Bill Gates and Paul Allen, and you "countless sheep" are not inventors or innovative, period...and eventionally you will have to pay the damages you have caused, loose of about 50 % productivity and monies in the world ( hopefully something like UNIX/LinuX or POSIX can recover all the "crashed" dreams that Gates' and Allen's MS/Windows/SDK world has done, but I do not think so....

  71. And by Bob+Abooey · · Score: 4

    In an effort to streamline my efforts and become a more effective troll I have devised a new Do It Yourself (TM) troll, patent pending. The premise should be fairly self evident however in the true spirit of trolling I would encourage you to choose the selection which would build the most offensive troll for your personal tastes.

    As a (a: long time computer programmer b: fortune 500 consultant c: linux user since 1994) I feel I must speak my mind here. Normally I sit quietly on the sidelines but my voice must be heard. As most professionals in the field I'm sure will agree, I can safely say that as a technology (a: java b: c++ c: OOP d: Visual Basic) has been a complete and total failure. While fans of (same as last selection) have reached the rabid state of a (a: amiga user b: Apple Mac user c:Debian/GNU/Linux user) that cannot detract from that fact that (same as selection 2) is a (a: bloated convoluted mess b: terrible crime against humanity c: the most braindead idea since (a: Betamax b: freeBSD c: Python))
    For (a: God's sake b: Buddha's sake c: fuck's sake) how in the hell can they expect us to (a: use a mouse with only one button b: remember to free all the mallocs c: fight for our freedoms when we can't carry a handgun in public)

    I have in fact seen benchmarks which (a: show IIS cruching Apache b: even a scientologist couldn't deny c: Linus Torvalds advocates) when compared with (a: the efficiency of the Nazi regime b: OS/2 c: Fortran 77) Why this data is not readily made available to the public is beyond me. I shudder to think that (a: Microsoft is paying to stop the documents from being published b: the one click patent is not valid c: Debian/GNU/Linux is impossible to install) but that is the only conclusion I can come to. Please post information to the contrary if you posses it. Until then I will maintain my position. If you think I am over-reacting let me assure you that I (a: have written a patch which adds multi-threading to the BSD kernel b: have installed Gnome hundreds of times with no problems c: think KDE r0x hard) and my reputation is un-impeachable.

    I would like to (a: thank slahsdot for giving me this forum to express myself b: drink potato vodka and have sex with my cousin c: know if these pants make my butt look big)



    Yours,

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  72. Will They Hold Up In Court? by tuxrules · · Score: 2

    But will they hold up in court? After losing lots of cases while still paying legal fees, won't they go under? If the patents are that absurd, then they're most likely invalid.

    1. Re:Will They Hold Up In Court? by dachshund · · Score: 2
      Their legal fees will be nicely taken care of by those companies that cave and pay licensing fees. There are at least two mentioned in the article, with more to come, I'm sure.

      The only thing worse than the extortionists are the companies that quietly accept the extortion. In fact-- while it probably isn't the case with this particular patent-- many companies come to cross-licensing agreements (or agreements in which a nominal licensing fee is paid) in order to help each other shore up their own patent claims. This is the sort of anti-competitive behavior that pure capitalists are supposed to abhor, as it involves banding together to convince the gov't to do your work, rather than competing to better meet the needs of the market. But I'm sure you don't see too many investment bankers complaining (as libertarian as they become when deregulation or income tax cuts are at issue.) Sorry if that last bit got a little rantish.

    2. Re:Will They Hold Up In Court? by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 2
      It doesn't matter if the claims hold up in court. What they are doing is extortion plain and simple. And if thier victim won't cave, then they just move on to the next one.

      Often times it is far cheaper to settle out of court than pay a legal team $1000/hour (or more) to fing a suit like this.

      Don't play the lottery. Threaten to sue.

  73. Charity by clinko · · Score: 3

    Funny things you have to look at on this site. They put a charity page to show that they're nice. HAHA

    Also aparently owning the patent on webservers also means you don't have to label the title of the page. Unless it's supposed to be "untitled document"

  74. Wonder if they'll sue MS by SuperLiquidSex · · Score: 2

    Can't wait, I mean MS has probably violated several patents already, could be an intresting court case. But I got a general question, there are many companies that get featured on slashdot that the general user hates, how come this community doesn't do somthing about it other than bitch?

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  75. hmm, interesting quote by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 5

    I was going to post a pithy quip about how these guys are just like the old mob bosses. But then I read this quote:

    The company's counsel of choice, a tough-talking trial attorney named Ray Niro, insists that he prefers not to sue, but that sometimes companies leave him with no alternative. "It's unfortunate that you have to litigate," he says. "But as Al Capone said, 'You go a long way in this world with a bouquet of roses. You go farther with a bouquet of roses and a gun.' "

    That's real inspirational. Al Capone.

  76. We need to get these CEOs in that company by Sebby · · Score: 1
    I know how to fix this company up: just get Medhi Ali & Irving Gould to become CEOs of that company!

    Problem solved :)

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  77. Too bad this doesnt apply anymore... by maxpup979 · · Score: 5

    It was never the object of patent laws to grant a monopoly for every trifling device, every shadow of a shade of an idea, which would naturally and spontaneously occur to any skilled mechanic or operator in the ordinary progress of manufactures. Such an indiscriminate creation of exclusive privileges tends rather to obstruct than to stimulate invention. It creates a class of speculative schemers who make it their business to watch the advancing wave of improvement, and gather its foam in the form of patented monopolies, which enable them to lay a heavy tax on the industry of the country, without contributing anything to the real advancement of the arts. It embarrasses the honest pursuit of business with fears and apprehensions of unknown liability lawsuits and vexatious accounting for profits made in good faith.

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    (from the article--not bad btw)

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  78. Nice Business Model by cp4 · · Score: 2

    You're right.. only in America can that business be legal and could there be someone to dream it up. You guys kick ass.

  79. Re:Only where people are concerned... by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 1

    Americans don't travel enough. That's why they blame themselves for everything.

  80. Let them kill eachother off by Vortran · · Score: 1
    Good grief. These people need to use their energy to PRODUCE something useful instead of just taking advantage of who and what they can find. What a bunch of low-life losers.

    Speaking of losers.. maybe we should round up all the script kiddies and lock them in a room together with the patent chasers. With a bit of luck, they'd kill eachother off.

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  81. Pr0n by papskier · · Score: 2
    I remember getting some porn off a BBS in '89. I think that definitely constitutes prior 'art'.

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  82. flagrant disregard by deran9ed · · Score: 4
    Companies who abuse legalities like this should be banned from ever obtaining a patent on anything. Well here's some links regarding patents so someone can post something informative:

    U.S. Patent and Trademark Office:

    Software Patent Institute

    Bustpatents.com

    invalid/withdrawn/pathetic software patents.

    "Software Patents Tangle the Web,"

    With billions of dollars in Internet sales at stake, the proliferation of broad e-commerce patents is sowing confusion, uncertainty and a good deal of cynicism among many software developers and business leaders. Some legal experts, such as Robert Merges, a law professor at the University of California, Berkeley, believe the sheer number of patents now pending on business methods has "pushed the patent system into crisis."
    Chaotic Internet isn't the word. Congress should enact a law that states all judges must know the fruits and details of a technology based case before trying the case in a court of law. If this was the case (judges knowing and understanding whats going on,) there would be an extremely low amount of mockery of broad laws, and companies would suffer severe penalties for attempting to manipulate the justice system.

    Amazon.com 5,960,411 one-click purchasing
    Amazon.com has used its patent to force changes to Barnes & Noble's Web site.

    CyberGold 5,794,210 attention brokerage
    Patent covers rewarding Web surfers for paying attention to online advertisements.

    E-Data 4,528,643 download-based sales
    A judge blocked E-data's attempts to enforce this pre-Internet era patent.

    Netcentives 5,774,870 online incentives
    One of several recently issued patents covering reward systems for Internet purchasing.

    Open Market 5,715,314 electronic shopping carts
    This patent may be infringed by many e-commerce sites on the Internet.

    Priceline.com
    5,794,207 buyer-driven sales
    Priceline has sued Microsoft and its Expedia travel site for copying its patented business method.

    Sightsound.com 5,191,573 music downloads
    Sightsound is demanding a 1% royalty from all online music sellers, and has sued Time Warner's CDNow.com music site for infringing its patent.

    And the winner is.... Sightsound who can now sue the entire Internet and 95% of students on campuses worldwide for patent infringement.

    An OpenSource company should teach one of these companies a lesson and misconstrue the GPL just to piss these abusers off.

    more Patent infringments
    1. Re:flagrant disregard by 3am · · Score: 1

      go to the USPO site and looks at the Open Markets (nice irony) patent:
      http://164.195.100.11/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO 2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r= 1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=ft00&s1=''5,715,314''.WKU.&OS =PN/"5,715,314"&RS=PN/"5,715,314"

      then look at the top and notice the USPO links to their shopping cart. I wonder if they're licensing the technology :)

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    2. Re:flagrant disregard by jahjeremy · · Score: 1

      The real problem is dumbass bureaucrats in government offices who don't give two shits about overlapping or dubious patents and just want to get the paperwork out of their "IN" boxes so that the lawyers and judges can take care of the rest. Assign a number and pass the buck--standard bureaucratic procedure. Maybe we need better patent laws and a more thorough process of review with awareness of implications on already existing institutional practices and patent holders. Patent litigation is treating the symptoms, not the root of the problem, which seems to be badly written and overly general patent laws that are implemented poorly.

  83. It's Not libel, it's flattery by WinPimp2K · · Score: 2

    Only a lawyer would quote Al Capone as a role model and then be upset when someone suggests he is in the extrotion business..

    The company's counsel of choice, a tough-talking trial attorney named Ray Niro, insists that he prefers not to sue, but that sometimes companies leave him with no alternative. "It's unfortunate that you have to litigate," he says. "But as Al Capone said, 'You go a long way in this world with a bouquet of roses. You go farther with a bouquet of roses and a gun.' "

    (Meanwhile, TechSearch is suing Intel for libel and slander because an Intel spokesman remarked to the Wall Street Journal that "[TechSearch] exists solely for the purpose of purchasing patents and extorting funds from another company.")

    >/i>

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  84. Last ditch effort. by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1
    Ok, I admit that I am a rather lazy person, but this crap has GOT TO STOP! As CmdrTaco proposed earlier, we have got to start writing our Representatives. I'm going home tonight and writing all my city, state, and federal representatives about this BullS#!7 and how badly I want something done to restore what's left of this country. The legal system was meant to provide justice to everyone, not a steady paycheck to litigation companies, of all things!

    P.S. Who wants to move to Sealand with me?

  85. TechSearch = Internet Ambulance Chaser by fatcock84 · · Score: 2

    TechSearch is an Ambulance Chaser for the information age.

    First, we should kill all the lawyers - Shakespere

  86. On the purpose of patents. by kanayo · · Score: 1

    Let us take a look at the patent issue a bit: What the original purpose of patents was, how this purpose seems to be overlooked by even the government (USPO) these days, and how they are being abused by individuals and corporations. This discussion seems long overdue.

    Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer or any kind of expert, and I have read very little on patents. I am only going by what seems to me to be common sense, and with the greater good of the public as my intent.

    It seems to me that patents were intended to encourage innovation (innovation here meaning something considerably different, original, and new; something for which there was no prior art; an original solution), bring these innovations out to the public for the greater good of the public, and reward innovators for their contributions by giving them the rights to the innovation and its licensing for a period of time. All these things were to be done for the greater good and advantage of the public. The thinking was that in offering patents, people would be more encouraged to come forth with their innovations (instead of concealing their methods and monopolizing them), and would be duly rewarded (instead of having the idea taken by someone else and capitalized upon with no reward given to the original inventor). In other words, patents were designed to increase our knowledge-base, produce new solutions for all, and protect and reward innovators. It was supposed to be a win-win situation for all involved.

    Lately however, I get the impression that many individuals and corporate entities (amazon.com immediately jumps into mind) have applied for patents for which there was considerable prior art, and/or whatever contributions they supposedly made produced so little innovation, but yet in the ignorance of the United States Patent Office, these patents, many of which were obviously ridiculous, were granted. It is fully understandable that the USPO cannot possibly investigate perfectly for the inexistence of prior art and the validity of a patent application, but some of the approvals have indeed been very ridiculous. A patent for One-click shopping?! What nonsense! Furthermore, considering the rate at which things change in this technology-facilitated world and that this rate is sure to only accelarate, patents become so much more crucial or costly to society. (I think that the duration of patents to be granted is another major issue to be looked at.) To add insult to injury, many of these individuals and corporate entities that have unjustifiably received patents have gone on to enforce them and sue others that have supposedly violated their patents, thereby seriously stiffling innovation. In the end, these errors by the USPO only end up being more detrimental to society than anything else.

    Tell me what you think. Any correction or enlightenment is very much appreciated.

  87. Let the big ones fight them by Trinidad_T_Tobago · · Score: 1

    Well, I know that this Pa(in)tent can hassle some BIG guys
    (HA!)Imagine IBM, AOL, Sun et. al. going after this "smart" guys!
    Could be funny!

  88. Re:Who decides who gets those services. by guku · · Score: 1

    Who decides who gets those services?

    I think the whole point about the 'public defenders office' idea is that EVERYBODY can use the services.

    Nobody should have to waste money defending himself against frivolous lawsuits.

    In fact, while I think a public defender would be a great idea, I think even more needs to be done. The defendant should be automatically garenteed FULL reimbursment for legal fees, travel expenses, time off work, and any other expenses caused by the lawsuit.

    I was recently on the recieving end of a frivolous lawsuit and even though I won the lawsuit and won my countersuit I was still out a lot of money from lost wages, expenses, etc.

    In my opinion, our legal system needs to come down HARD on people who abuse the system.

    OK, enough ranting. I feel better now.


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  89. Here's the thing: by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    Let's say I invent something. Let's also say it's extremely marketable. Should I not get compensated for my invention? Should I let some huge company steal my invention and market it to make money? That happened to Linux - I don't think everyone works at RedHat or Stormix for free. I don't know how much Torvald is being paid (I assume he is) but there are a lot of people getting rich while having little or nothing to do with the design of Linux.

    What will happen is US patents will be ingnored as frivolous. Really, what's the point of them right now? To give NCR and Rambus money? I wouldn't be surprised if some new patent comes out for "A device which tells time" demanding that anyone who owns a watch sends them $5. The companies that engage in these lawsuits weaken your standing in the international community. It's pathetic to watch. It reminds me of two toddlers crying to mom over who had red juice first.

    Don't get me wrong. Inventing things for the benifit of humanity is a good thing. I'd love nothing better then to be set up somewhere with a lab and told to "just invent stuff. If you need anything, or if your family needs anything, let us know, and we'll take care of it." That's not going to happen - yet. In the meantime, I'll invent things, get patents, make money, and defend my intellectual property.

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  90. just a stupid idea by jahjeremy · · Score: 1

    I going to try and prove that I own the patent for the idea of the patent. That way everybody who gets one will have to send me a check.

    ;P

  91. Re:Damn that's broad by BillyGoatThree · · Score: 1

    "Amazon is preventing them from USING the IDEA of one-click shopping."

    If "use" were the issue, Amazon would be suing ME after I visit B&N. But Amazon is suing B&N because B&N is selling the SERVICE of one-click shopping.

    Same with gifs: a website is providing the SERVICE of a gif to view--since that SERVICE depends on a patent owned by Unisys, they are suing.

    "Make no mistake, when someone files a patent, they're claiming exclusive USE of an idea."

    Yes, but only in the marketplace. If I see cool-gadget X in the store and then go home and build one in my workshop for my own use, have I violated the patent? Well....now that I put it that way....maybe so.

    Anyway, the main question still stands: If multiple entities have creations A, B and C such that A + B + C used in tandem infringe on patent P--which entity is guilty of infringement? I guess your answer would be "whoever uses A, B and C together."
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  92. Damn that's broad by BillyGoatThree · · Score: 3

    "This one is so broad that anyone using a web server/browser is an infringer."

    Anyone USING a web server/browser? No. Patents don't keep anyone from USING something, they keep someone from SELLING it (as their own).

    I was going to explain who it really WOULD hurt, but it brings up a question for the lawyers: Let's say someone patented a system for something like "server-based calculations that are sent in an OS-agnostic and standardized format which is then interpreted and displayed on a client PC". Then Adam Aadvark comes along, starts a company called Association A that makes software S1 that runs on a server and can spit out any data you want. Bob Bankroll starts Business B that sells a standardized format F that works with Assoc A's software S. And Charlie Cookie starts Company C whose software S2 displays the data transported by Business B's format F.

    There is no collusion between the companies and the founders don't know each other. The system just evolves by natural market forces. Who is infringing on the patent?
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  93. in europe.... by nate1138 · · Score: 2

    At least the EU is being sensible about this (they don't allow this kind of silliness, you know) Too bad we can't take their example. All this patent chasing is bound to make people scared to create anything, lest the army of lawyers descend upon them.

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  94. Not only in the US by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

    A recent article indicated that a Russian company successfully patented bottles and sued Russian breweries for bottle royalties. They also claim to have patents on nails and railroad tracks.

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  95. Re:Only where people are concerned... by n0-0p · · Score: 1

    Your point is valid but I don't really agree with your conclusion. Capitalism and a democratic republic are not mutually exclusive notions.

    The legislative process is intentionally slow; that actually helps even out the kinks. Just because it adapts slowly, though, doesn't mean it's not adapting. We elect our representatives to govern our behalf. If the representatives want to maintain their office they have to follow the will of the people. Regardless of how much money you wave in front of an elected official he's not likely to alienate his constituents. Given that I'd say that a small group that attempts to 'buy' the government will eventually be over-ruled by the will of the people.

    The process is slow, but I genuinely think that it works.

  96. Only where people are concerned... by n0-0p · · Score: 2

    I have no idea why this post got modded as insightful, but I'm getting sick of reading "Only in America" as an explanation for some recent display of stupidity concerning patents, licensing, copyrights or whatever. I don't know of any country that does not have to deal with individuals or groups that engage in unethical practices for personal gain without fear of repercusions because of some clever loophole or a vacuum in existing legislation. Our laws are not set in stone. They are shaped and changed as necessary according to legal precedents and new legislation. In the US, the best way to eliminate this kind of legalized extortion is through your legislative representation. As far as I can tell every other country has similar issues and similar methods for resolving them. That stated, someone else can have the soapbox now.