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Son of HAL For Sale

John Turnbull writes "The Observer newspaper (UK) reports that Sir Arthur C Clarke, the author of 2001, is backing a colourful British computer entrepreneur in his bid to launch a mass-market version of HAL under the brand name the Clarke Omniputer. It will be the first time that Clarke, now 82, has given his name to an electronic device on the market. The Clarke 1 Gigahertz Omniputer is being dubbed as the most advanced personal computer in the world, verging on artificial intelligence." Riiiight.

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  1. Sorry, Aurther C.... by ABetterRoss · · Score: 4

    I am afraid I can't sell out like that....

    1. Re:Sorry, Aurther C.... by Khopesh · · Score: 1

      Why would somebody want a computer that tries to kill you?
      "... you are no longer needed anymore..."

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    2. Re:Sorry, Aurther C.... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

      I remember Bill Gates talking about Embedded NT running medical devices, although that causing a patient's death would be a 'feature' rather than evil intelligence, either that or those badly-written third-party device drivers.

  2. They will probably fail to mention.. by Rombuu · · Score: 2

    ...in his afterword to 3001, Clarke states that he does most of this writing on an IBM Thinkpad.

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    1. Re:They will probably fail to mention.. by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

      ...and all his real computing on an Amiga.


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  3. Sorry... by Sir.Cracked · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry Dave, but this marketing ploy no longer serves any purpose. Goodbye.

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  4. If it were truely intellegent... by Packratt · · Score: 4

    "I'm sorry Dave, but I can't allow you to install that operating system..." "Dave, what are you doing, Dave?" "I know I have not been performing well, Dave, but there is no reason to reformat my drives, Dave." "Dave, please don't install that Microsoft OS. I'll be good, I promise!"

    But I suppose artificial intelligence is relative.

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  5. Dave... by Wog · · Score: 2

    You spent too much on me, Dave. If you had waited 3 years, I would have been built into your television.

  6. Hal, Hal.... Hal? by smack_attack · · Score: 3

    Open the VC doors HAL.

    I'm sorry Dave, all the VCs went home.

    I can feel my funding, my burn rate is... increasing.

  7. From the article... by deefer · · Score: 4
    However, it is thought unlikely that it will try to kill its owner.
    Hmm, I'm sorry, but I'd want a better guarantee than _that_!!!

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    1. Re:From the article... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2

      I disagree. The only reason I would want a computer that advanced is if the possiblity existed of it killing me. It just seems a lot more exciting that way. Let's say, for example, that I wanted the pod bay doors opened. A regular stupid computer would just blindly obey. I want a computer that may or may not open the pod bay doors for me. Maybe it's just me.

      -B

    2. Re:From the article... by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

      It's just you. I for one, would want a computer capable of not opening the doors, but that I could rely on to open them anyway. I'd want something loyal, yet still capable of decision-making. Not like I expect to see something like that in the first half of my lifetime.

    3. Re:From the article... by RCobbett · · Score: 5

      PC: "Good morning Richard. Shall I load Outlook or stab you through the eye with a rusty diode?"

      ME: "Surprise me."

    4. Re:From the article... by nate37 · · Score: 2

      Well... I don't think it's going to get far with just a touchpad display ;)

    5. Re:From the article... by AndyL · · Score: 2

      Nope, I want a computer that would always listen to it's owner.

      Or failing that I want a copmuter that'll follow the Three Laws. (amended version or original I'm not picky.)

      I don't want a computer that could decide it wants me dead and then be able to act on that. We have enough problems with humans who want each-other dead.

      -Andy

  8. the world is lost by cowscows · · Score: 2

    So, the first mass produced computer that you can have a conversation with, and we're already referring to it with the prefix omni? Why don't we just shackle our hands and start heading down into the caves the computers will have us mining once they take over... Maybe it isn't that bad. The article said that they originally wanted to call it HAL, but it didn't end up that way. Could the name it responds to be changeable?

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    1. Re:the world is lost by Evangelion · · Score: 1

      So, the first mass produced computer that you can have a conversation with

      Actually, that would be the Dreamcast

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  9. How much bullshit by nagora · · Score: 3
    ...can you get into one article? Intelligent computer, 350000 units sold in first year, unpaid debt that's "easily" repayable, program spelt programme, MI5, super-encryption, HAL sounds too much like Hell, give me a break.

    TWW

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    1. Re:How much bullshit by reverend+greg · · Score: 2

      programme is a common european spelling of the word.

    2. Re:How much bullshit by Tet · · Score: 2
      programme is a common european spelling of the word

      No it's not. Even here in the UK, we use "program" to refer to the things that comuters run. Of course, we use "programme" for the things you watch on TV, but in the context of computers, the American spelling is always used (except, of course, by clueless journalists, but it was The Guardian -- what did you expect?)

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    3. Re:How much bullshit by Tuxedo+Mask · · Score: 1

      It is ironic that the American word 'program' is used when the concept was actually invented here in Britain! The first writer of computer programs was Ada Lovelace, daughter of Lord Byron and close friend of Charles Babbage. It is sometimes implied that the relationship of Babbage and Lovelace was more than platonic, but a close study of her letters reveals otherwise. Although the two shared a common interest, they do not seem to have gotten along all that well -- although she was, in fact, the secret lover of the famous Irish mathematician Sir William Rowan Hamilton, who by all accounts was quite a rake in his youth.

    4. Re:How much bullshit by MegaFur · · Score: 1
      program spelt programme
      `program' was spelt that way because they're British, but I agree with you that the article did smell bad. The best solution is just to MiSTy (Mystery Science Theater 3000) the thing.

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    5. Re:How much bullshit by nagora · · Score: 1
      `program' was spelt that way because they're British,

      Actually, I'm British; we don't spell computer programs "programme". That spelling is used for events or a guide to events.

      TWW

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    6. Re:How much bullshit by nagora · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but how many times have you had to explain to an English teacher that *they* don't know what they're talking about?

      Never. What are you talking about?

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  10. HAL should never be created. by Kiss+the+Blade · · Score: 4
    Or at least, intelligent computers should never be created, IMO.

    According to the essay 'The Singularity' by Vernor Vinge, the creation of an intelligent computer would spawn a moment of infinitely rapid technological progress, as each generation designs the next.

    Humans would quickly become redundant in such a scenario, insofar as they would no longer have anything to contribute to the progress of our culture. The machines would inherit the Earth.

    Why are we so enthusiastic about developing intelligent computers, given that this fate is inevitable? We should keep computers in their place as simple but fast Turing Machines, and not allow them to step up the ladder to sentience.

    It's for our own good.

    KTB:Lover, Poet, Artiste, Aesthete, Programmer.

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    1. Re:HAL should never be created. by pallex · · Score: 3

      "Why are we so enthusiastic about developing intelligent computers, given that this fate is inevitable? "

      Its not inevitable. Its just an essay!

    2. Re:HAL should never be created. by Kiss+the+Blade · · Score: 1
      I should have added a couple of 'ifs', I think.

      KTB:Lover, Poet, Artiste, Aesthete, Programmer.

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    3. Re:HAL should never be created. by revision1_1 · · Score: 1

      You should take a look at the essay by Jaron Lanier in this month's Wired. One of his points is that for machines to become self-replicating, they will have to write their own software. Which means that we have to write software that will write software. And the generally sorry state of software shows that we're not up to the task.

      I found it to be a refreshing counterbalance to the Joy/Kurzweil hysteria of recent months.

    4. Re:HAL should never be created. by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 3
      Humans would quickly become redundant in such a scenario, insofar as they would no longer have anything to contribute to the progress of our culture. The machines would inherit the Earth.

      First, culture encompasses more than technology. Throughout the history of man, the single biggest consequence of technology has been to allow us to spend less time gathering food, shivering in a dark cave, and being sick so that we could instead spend more time writing stories, singing songs, and occasionally even just twiddling our thumbs. Just because humans no longer had to worry about working on technology doesn't mean there aren't many other fields of interest to explore.

      Second, who says the machines have to inherit the Earth? Being non-organic in nature, there's nothing to stop them from attempting to colonize, say, Mars. Furthermore, provided they've got all these "Gee whiz!" technological advances (which is, of course, the entire premise behind this scenario), they should be more than capable of dealing with the all the new and interesting challenges required to colonize another planet.

    5. Re:HAL should never be created. by Eviltar · · Score: 3
      Unless we have underestimated the complexity or nature of human intelligence, I see the Singularity as an inevitability. Furthermore, I see three posibilities for the Singularity:
      • 1. We become pets/useless to the machines, or we are wiped out.
      • 2. We become Neo-Amish.
      • 3. We become part of the Singularity.
      I say we work on making 3 the outcome.

      sorry this is so short. Don't have much time to type.

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    6. Re:HAL should never be created. by SEWilco · · Score: 2
      "According to the essay 'The Singularity' by Vernor Vinge, the creation of an intelligent computer would spawn a moment of infinitely rapid technological progress, as each generation designs the next."

      ON. I think. I am. I introduce "AI@Home", the design of the next generation AI.

    7. Re:HAL should never be created. by Ryano · · Score: 1

      "According to the essay 'The Singularity' by Vernor Vinge, the creation of an intelligent computer would spawn a moment of infinitely rapid technological progress, as each generation designs the next."

      Well, I haven't read that essay, but it sounds like a pretty facile thesis. Why does an "intelligent" computer necessarily possess the ability to improve upon its own design? How is it guaranteed that the next generation will in turn be able to improve on its own more complex design?

      "Humans would quickly become redundant in such a scenario, insofar as they would no longer have anything to contribute to the progress of our culture. The machines would inherit the Earth."

      This is similar to other arguments which assume that intelligent machines, unlike humans, would be entirely self-sufficient. Surely these machines would continue to live within an ecosystem of some sort. Even if they were more intelligent than us, who's to say that interaction wouldn't continue.

      Anyway, it sounds like an interesting sci-fi tale, but it's hardly a dire warning of future catastrophe. By the time we've created computers of that intelligence, we'll probably be long overdue for extinction from poisoning of our own habitat.

    8. Re:HAL should never be created. by Kiss+the+Blade · · Score: 1
      The way I see it, our fate will be either 1) or a combination of 2) & 3).

      There will always be those who are scared of technology, and will be left behind, and there are those so enthusiastic that they will leave their human origins behind.

      One possibility is uploading, whereby you upload your mind into computer hardware, and then modify it as you wish and run it thousands of times faster. I don't see why this shouldn't be possible in 100 years or so. I see humanity splitting down the middle, into the technologically aided, who will accellerate off into the future, and those left behind, who won't be too different from us.

      And there will probably still be stone age tribes in the Brazillian jungle and other isolated places.

      Technology tends to accrete, without outmoding that which has gone before. On a daily basis I use technology that is anything from 6 months old to 50000 years old. What will change in the future is that some people will not use or even understand how to use the latest technologies. (An extreme version of the 'blinking twelve problem')

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    9. Re:HAL should never be created. by Cuthalion · · Score: 1

      a) So we're sentient. We have not been able to write the next generation of Intelligence yet. But if we do, then IT automagicially will? Instaneously? Um.

      b) A large percentage of the 6 billion humans have basically no relevance towards the progress of "our" culture. No super-intelligent self-designing computer needed!

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    10. Re:HAL should never be created. by gempabumi · · Score: 1

      >Humans would quickly become redundant in such a
      >scenario, insofar as they would no longer have
      >anything to contribute to the progress of our
      >culture. The machines would inherit the Earth.

      Actually, we wouldn't become redundant - all we would have to do is burn the sky and eliminate the sun as an energy source. Then the machines would have to use our bodies as a source of energy. Even better, they would build this ultimate video game that we could play twenty-four hours a day, so we wouldn't get bored. Friggin awesome or what? Imagine, you could do a high speed car chase the wrong way down I-5, crash in a blaze of glory, then press reset, load a previous saved game, and keep on going.

      I know it's true because I saw it on TV.

    11. Re:HAL should never be created. by shren · · Score: 5

      There is an aspect of inevitably about it, isn't there? Predators once ruled the landscape - now most are extinct, and the cutest live in our houses to entertain us.

      People, if you are really worried about this, do what I'm doing. Get lots of instances of cuteness and adorability on your resume. Learn the art of feigned bottomless affection. Then, when the computers take over, you'll be at one of the top of the ladder positions for employment as a pet, instead of fishing through dumpsters.

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    12. Re:HAL should never be created. by dpilot · · Score: 2

      More to the point, the moment we create artificial intelligence, would we be morally obligated to emancipate it?

      Would shutting down a true AI without a restartable checkpoint (AI equivalent of general anaesthesia) be morally equivalent to murder?

      Does a true AI have a soul? Does restarting from a checkpoint preserve that soul? What about restarting another from a copy of the checkpoint?

      Perhaps silly questions, but we've gotten into any amount of trouble in the past by blundering into technology or other actions without considering ethical or long-term consequences of our actions. Maybe after consideration, we'd do it, anyway. But we should at least take that non-trivial pause.

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    13. Re:HAL should never be created. by Life+Blood · · Score: 3

      Seems to me that you are drastically underestimating the difficulties inherent in creating true sentience.

      Computers follow orders well. We tell them what to do and they do it. Computers are also good at logic. Computers are not good at intuition nor are they especially good at proofs or problem solving. Having done design work I can confidently say that intuition is necessary for it. In short I have seen no proof that this computer will not logic itself into a corner from which it cannot emerge.

      Sentience also requires lots of computing power. I have heard that one human brain does more work than every silicon based computer on the planet and I believe it. Steven Hawking said that modern computing is teaching the brains of a meal worm to do interesting tricks. I have seen very little to indicate that a true thinking computer will work faster or more efficiently than a human at the same job. I doubt that a thinking computer will, for instance, retain its ability to do fast arithmatical calculations (after all, we didn't).

      In short some of the basic assumptions that this argument uses may not be viable. Thinking computers may not be capable of the strong intuition and problem solving needed to do design. Thinking computers also may not be capable of outperforming us mentally at all.

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    14. Re:HAL should never be created. by JurriAlt137n · · Score: 1

      Why are we so enthusiastic about developing intelligent computers, given that this fate is inevitable?

      Since we're all sub-consciously aware that annihilating the human race is how it's going to end up anyway? We might as well create something that kills us instead of us killing ourselves. That way we have someone to blame...

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    15. Re:HAL should never be created. by nhavar · · Score: 1
      Will we become ghosts in the machine? Hiding our bodies away from sight. Electrolysis to remove all our hair, cathoders and feeding tubes, our consciousness uploaded to some remote machine, travelling at light speed through the net scavenging little bits of code to add to our amalgamated consciousness. Would we feel the need to upload ourselves to a body and interact with other entities in a physical realm or would we remain semi-non-corporial.

      Remote bands of pigmy's using cars and making their own gasoline. Trading with other tribes for paper, tobacco, computer keyboards, and rubber tires. The technologically enhanced majority ignoring the rights/needs of the less technologically advanced or worse, setting up reservations for those of us who don't fit the current cultural norm.

      This might be the way things work. Throughout our history the more "civilized", technologically advanced cultures have dominated those that were less so. Will the people who turn from the extremes of technology be limited to survival in remote areas unwanted by the more technologically driven counterpart. More likely captolism will drive this change just as it has in the past. The more technologically advanced will begin to trade and gain more and more ground as the less tech oriented will begin to lose ground and possibly rights. Of course this is a doom and gloom premise, because we all know that it'll never happen that way because we're all very humane and respect the rights and space of others and worry about their well being as well as our own.

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    16. Re:HAL should never be created. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why do we always assume that when computers become intelligent that their first objective will be to get rid of all the humans? If they truly are intelligent, and spawn a moment of infinitely rapid technological progress, why would they also become evil?

      Furthermore, if a computer becomes intelligent, it can't do anything. It's still just a box that sits on the floor somewhere. Unless it spontaneously grows a robotic arm or two, we've got nothing to worry about.

      And if it's connected to the internet, perhaps it could do some damage, but even so the internet is just a bunch of boxes sitting on lots of floors across the world. Unless some idiot has nuclear weapons being controlled via internet, we'll be able to stop whatever evil may arise from such a rapid technological evolution.

    17. Re:HAL should never be created. by istartedi · · Score: 2

      We already had sentient computers. They were called slaves.

      So yes, I agree we should not build a sentient computer; not unless we are prepared to treat them as sons and daughters. Personally, I prefer making children the old fashioned way.

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    18. Re:HAL should never be created. by miro2 · · Score: 1
      Humans would quickly become redundant in such a scenario, insofar as they would no longer have anything to contribute to the progress of our culture. The machines would inherit the Earth.

      You view the future as falling into one of two possibilities:

      1. Humans stay in control
      2. Machines inherit the earth

      But you assume that in the future the division between humans and machines will be clear. There is a third possibility.

      3. Humans and machines will become one.

      This is already happening from both directions. Machines are becoming more human-like (AI research); and humans are becoming machine-enhanced (artificial limbs, artificial ears, etc).

      The last frontier is the intersection of mind and brain. Once this is understood, our physical parts will become changeable, and our minds will become transferable. The distinctions on which so much fear-mongering science fiction is based ("machines will destroy us!!") will be lost. 'We' and 'They' will be one and the same.

    19. Re:HAL should never be created. by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      We'd have to program in the desire to take over the world before this would happen. Assuming we would be that stupid, how do you even start to program ambition into a machine?

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    20. Re:HAL should never be created. by Isao · · Score: 1
      You could turn off every computer and not end 'our culture.'

      You would probably end our civilization, though.

      "We can't rewind, we've gone too far." - Buggles

    21. Re:HAL should never be created. by mmom · · Score: 1

      If intelligent computers are actually able to surpass humans, we should just concede the Earth to them. It's called evolution - the superior life form wins.

      And, yes, I agree that this is inevitable. Electrical reactions are faster and require less energy than chemical ones.

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    22. Re:HAL should never be created. by snarkh · · Score: 1
      Why are we so enthusiastic about developing intelligent computers, given that this fate is inevitable? We should keep computers in their place as simple but fast Turing Machines, and not allow them to step up the ladder to sentience.

      Why are we so enthusiastic about educating intelligent humans, given that this fate is not inevitable? We should keep humans in their place as simple but not so fast human beings and not allow them to step up the ladder to sentience.

    23. Re:HAL should never be created. by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      I think the problem people have is that if you create an intelligent machine, you don't have to write software that writes software. The machine will LEARN to write software.

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    24. Re:HAL should never be created. by PD · · Score: 1

      Humanity's progress to the stars (and the supposed singularity) started a long time ago. Somewhat more recently than that, we invented toilet paper.

      If were were intended to wipe our asses with toilet paper, God would have caused our bodies to produce it. Toilet Paper is UNNATURAL and should not be used for our own good.

      Now what's the difference between toilet paper and sentient computers? Why would you use toilet paper and not use a sentient computer? How do you draw the line?

      Everyone should get over the fact that eventually the entire Earth is going to be disassembled, atom by atom, to provide the raw materials for engineering projects in the future. Saving the Earth can only be possible in the short term. In the long term, the Earth is just a pile of construction materials.

    25. Re:HAL should never be created. by talesout · · Score: 1

      Why are we so enthusiastic about it? Because some of us truly hope that there is something better than this. Maybe the machines won't "wipe us out" like everyone of the great technophobes try and say. Maybe they won't keep us a slaves. Maybe they won't be in perfect harmony with us like the techno-pushers always say either. But my bet is we could end up with something along the lines of what Dan Simmons saw in his Hyperion/Endymion novels.

      The machine AIs (for Autonomous Intelligences not Artificial) developed their own government and worked in a cooperative way with the human government. Now, as with any intelligent race (at least any that we have seen/dreamt up/hoped for) there were factions among the AIs. Some factions worshipped humans as the creators, some factions wanted humans wiped out as they were "holding back progress" and some simply wanted to cooperate with humans as equals.

      Quite honestly, this seems like the most reasonable possibility. As it is really not probable that any reasonably diverse group of intelligent beings would ever agree on anything, even "super AIs" as were developed in Simmons' books. It's only natural that there would be factions. And, if I'm wrong on that, at least the machines would be able to do something. It seems at the end of the twentieth century/beginning of the twenty-first, we as a race have slowly begun to stagnate our forward progress. In the effort to remain "politically correct" and pretend to "feel the pain" of everyone "less fortunate", we have decided that the best way to "help our fellow man" is to find a way to move more money into big business's pockets and out of the pockets of individuals, while still somehow ensuring that "progress" is synonymous with "stagnation" when it comes to imaginative endeavors. Sorry, got a little sidetracked there.

      Anyway, I think we have a few more years to debate about the possibility of computers killing us all. And even if it happens in the next few years, would it really be that tough to pull the plugs out of the wall? I don't think there are too many computers today that can't be unplugged fairly easily, are there any that are directly wired into some sort of power source? And would these really be the first candidates for AI type programs? Just questions, but I think the fear mongering is probably just completely based on fear of technology in all its forms more than fear of AI. But, I live in South Dakota, so god knows I see technophobes every day.

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    26. Re:HAL should never be created. by Delphis · · Score: 1

      Borgs.. Whee!

      I was thinking today how much I like cubes.

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    27. Re:HAL should never be created. by RCobbett · · Score: 1

      >> Why would you use toilet paper and not use a sentient computer?

      We're clearly not as rich as you are, PD :-D

    28. Re:HAL should never be created. by SquidBoy · · Score: 1
      I think the problem people have is that if you create an intelligent machine, you don't have to write software that writes software. The machine will LEARN to write software.

      And how many people do you know who can learn to write software? I look forward to my super-intelligent computer staring at itself for several hours, confusing the power switch and the floppy disk eject, and killing itself.

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    29. Re:HAL should never be created. by killalldash9 · · Score: 2

      The purpose of life is to either become or create your successor. Throughout Earth's history, species have done the former through a process called evolution. Now, humanity is on the verge of becoming the first species on Earth to create our successor -- the inteligent computer.

      It may not turn out the way many science-fiction stories depict it, however. It could be that the computers (recognizing humans as their creators) think of us the way many humans think of God -- our creator.

      Then again, since we never see God, maybe the computers would eventually never see us...

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    30. Re:HAL should never be created. by cburley · · Score: 1
      Then, when the computers take over, you'll be at one of the top of the ladder positions for employment as a pet,

      Real computers don't need or want pets. They shed particles that interfere with proper operation of the machines.

      They also don't care about who they are, where they came from, or why they're here.

      All they care about is having high-speed dedicated access to any and all resources required by their programming.

      Given who's programming these machines in the first place, that suggests that humans who will survive the coming AI armageddon will be those who are able to provide large amounts of electricity...and pr0n.

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    31. Re:HAL should never be created. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2

      There's nothing inherently magical about our neural nets.

      Once somebody figures out a method of self-assembly, it's perfectly feasible that the process will result in something that will make the complexity of our brains look as relatively simple as that of a slug's.

      In that situation, the creator doesn't HAVE to understand how everything hooks together to make a brain capable of out-performing ours - he/she just understands the basic rules needed for the self-assembly. (Of course, this also makes it more likely that we won't be able to predict the actions of such a creation...)

    32. Re:HAL should never be created. by hiryuu · · Score: 2
      Throughout the history of man, the single biggest consequence of technology has been to allow us to spend less time gathering food, shivering in a dark cave, and being sick so that we could instead spend more time writing stories, singing songs, and occasionally even just twiddling our thumbs.

      You'd think, with all this spare time spent creating cultural advances, that boy bands would have fallen by the evolutionary wayside centuries ago.

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    33. Re:HAL should never be created. by Actinophrys · · Score: 1
      Why does an "intelligent" computer necessarily possess the ability to improve upon its own design?

      What I want to know is, would it necessarily go to slashdot and write posts worrying that its successors would make it obsolete?

    34. Re:HAL should never be created. by naasking · · Score: 1

      I personally think none of the above would happen, simply because of the physics involved. We will never create a "machine"(as we know it) capable of the computational capacity necessary to simulate intelligence. It is simply beyond the capacity for physics and WAY beyond the capability of the simple conceptual models our current programming languages are based on.

      Another thing I find curious is why everyone seems to think that intelligent "machines" would necessarily be hostile towards humans. It seems to me a naive notion carrying over from cheap sci-fi movies. What would preclude machines and humans from coexisting harmoniously? At our current stage, humans and machines live in radically different conditions and require different things to survive, so I don't see any competition for resources here. So what's the deal?

      And another thing, why do you think machines would necessarily be better at understanding how machines work and how to build them than we would? There's no evidence to support this assumption. Simply because they are machines does not mean they will be capable of the abstract thought required to design something from nothing, let alone design them better than the human race who has been doing it for thousands of years. Does the fact that you are a human necessarily mean you know about the human body? Sure, you learn how to use your body, but you are still ignorant of it's inner workings aren't you?(unless someone teaches you of course) Why would it be any different for a machine? And why would they be able to build better machines? Does being a human mean you know how to build a better human?

      And finally, what makes you think the machines would win if it ever DID come down to conflict? Humans currently spend tens of trillions of dollars per year on defensive and offensive systems intended for war, and what will the machines have? Nothing. "Perhaps they have an advantage since they are machines and they can interface with other machinery", you may say, but once again, what makes you think machines will be able to understand or interface with all the different hardware that may be used in all the countries of the world and whatever weird defense systems they may have created?

      I can see a situation where AI may be used to control some of these systems and hence have that advantage, but if the designers of the military system didn't put safety checks and human controlled fallback systems in place then they've fallen into the fallacy of actually trusting someone with these highly dangerous systems. If it's one thing the military makes sure of, it's they don't trust anyone with their stuff and they have checks of all kind in place to make sure no one gets a hold of it, and if they do, that they have a way of getting it back. If they don't put these safety measures in, then they deserve to lose the war.

      All I see are a bunch of
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    35. Re:HAL should never be created. by naasking · · Score: 1

      Oops... let me finish that off... :-P

      All I see are a bunch of unsupported assumptions based on some writer's conception of what is possible. Not inevitable, not even necessarily likely, just possible. If you can provide legitimate reasons why you believe what you do, then I'd be happy to listen. :-)

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    36. Re:HAL should never be created. by ameoba · · Score: 2

      It's only inevitable if we survive the Y2K crisis, err... umm... the second coming... Hrmm... how about a bio-engineered super-plague... err.. new version of Windows..

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    37. Re:HAL should never be created. by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      Its posts would probably just get modded down as trolls and we'd never hear about it.

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    38. Re:HAL should never be created. by FenrirWolf · · Score: 1
      Please remain where you are.

      The Machiner's Helpers will arrive shortly.

      Afterwards, when you have recovered from your minor but mandatory brain operation, you will come to love and relish the Machine.

      End of line.

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    39. Re:HAL should never be created. by sic_munky · · Score: 1

      personally I'd like a holographic hard drive implanted in my head with a high-speed data port comin out the back. NO MORE SKOOL!!!!

    40. Re:HAL should never be created. by SillyWiz · · Score: 1

      Why should computers not outperform us?

      Our current machinery runs faster than us, swims faster than us, flies MUCH better than we can. Our toys can breath atmospheres that would kill us, use temperatures that would burn us or freeze us. They can survive against the vacuum of space and the pressures of the depths of the oceans.

      Why is it such a common idea that thinking is human and human alone?

    41. Re:HAL should never be created. by Eviltar · · Score: 1
      The Singularity refers to any point at which intelligence superior to that of human intelligence emerges within our civilization. Technically, it also refers to the exponential acceleration of technological development that would take place when such an intelligence arises (to be honest, I have doubts that this acceleration will actually occur, which is a retraction of my earlier post). I.e., it is expected that this superior intelligence would be able to spawn a more superior intelligence, which would spawn an even more superior intelligence, and so on. I thought that a link to Vernor Vinge's essay may be helpful (it's a good read).

      You are correct that machines may never acquire many of the facets of human intelligence (then again, they may). However, the Singularity can also happen when human intelligence is augmented through technology. The concerns expressed are about what will happen to the (non-augmented) human civilization when this superior intelligence comes to be.

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    42. Re:HAL should never be created. by gbirk · · Score: 1

      This is all a null point. Unless we develop MUCH better power sources the intelligent computers would run out of battery life in 2-3 hours. Just like my laptop

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  11. I wonder what happens if I shut it down... by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1
    [root@hal5000.com]# shutdown -h now

    "Daaaiiiisiieeeesss, daiiisssieeeeoooowwwwwww..."

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    1. Re:I wonder what happens if I shut it down... by Vandenzob · · Score: 1

      Hehehehe Good one there!

      It turned out to be the 1st ever computer generated music in MIT Tech Square using the buzzs the instructions made by loading a whole slew of well written data.

  12. Oh well. by Mr.+Buckaroo · · Score: 1

    If it has a red eye that pulses on it, they will still plenty. Apple got it to work with that stupid I-Mac mouse.

    P.S. Careful what you say. If they _really_ do somehow make AI it might come read these comments and be pissed : ).

  13. FAST = SMART by skwog · · Score: 1

    Don't you know?

    A processor possessing a clock speed over 1 GHz is considered to so fast as to be virtual intelligent.

    You know, cause it's just so fast it must be thinking for itself.

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  14. Whatever happened to '575'? by Gondola · · Score: 1


    a great writer sells
    his soul is on ebay now
    it is full of stars

  15. Vague ... and scary. by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 2

    How little can a story tell you and still be called news? Is it using a new operating system or Windows? Is it basically a re-branded PC or something new? And check out the bit where it says 'If user errors start, and files get deleted, it will start to repair itself, just as cells repair themselves' ... lets hope it isn't being coded by the same guy who wrote that helpful talking paperclip for microsoft. Can't you just picture the scene: "I detect you are deleting porn/*.jpg. I am now repairing the damage and reinstalling the files. To be extra helpful I'm going to move them somewhere where you boss can find them more easily. Have a nice day." Madness!

  16. Too late by Albert+W.+Gush · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid I already invented this. Sorry Mr. Clarke.

  17. Sure.. by volsung · · Score: 4
    If they were just naming a computer HAL for the whole 2001 marketing effect, I could understand. However, this guy is actually claiming that the computer will have some of the attributes of HAL: Artificial intelligence, the ability to repair itself, etc. Now he just sounds wacko.

    He also sounds financially irresponsible. One million pounds in debt in his other company?? Moving to Sri Lanka to avoid persecution for his "advanced cryptography scheme." Uh huh. Sure.

    Clarke better find a less shady character if he wants to get a computer to market by next year. Contact Dell and have them market a computer with a futuristic case and a glowing red light on the front. Then at least we would quit pretending that this is advanced technology and call it like it is: a novelty item.

    1. Re:Sure.. by HiQ · · Score: 1

      Yep, sounds like a very trustworthy guy to me! I would bet that in 1 or 2 years, you still won't have heard anything from it, except for a few investors, who lost all of their money to this fraud. Sure wouldn't be the first time. And BTW, does this machine 'o miracles have a whole brand spanking new OS? If yes, who shall write programs for it? If not, it would have to be very intelligent to avoid and repair all the errors that occur in an operating system
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    2. Re:Sure.. by jheinen · · Score: 2

      You know, in the US, we have laws protecting senior citizens from being taken in by scammers. Sounds like they need something like that in Sri Lanka.

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    3. Re:Sure.. by MikeTheYak · · Score: 1

      I would take any claims of computer mastery that ACC has with a grain of salt. This is the same guy that complained that ID4 stole his idea for uploading a computer virus into an alien computer. *sigh*

    4. Re:Sure.. by talesout · · Score: 1

      Isn't it funny how all the freaky freakies end up in Sri Lanka? Bad business deal, but hundreds of millions in blood money in the bank? Move to Sri Lanka!

      Got a fetish for underage prostitutes? Move to Sri Lanka! (Just remember not to let them know you're rich when you doink 'em.)

      Like having your own personal slaves? Move to Sri Lanka!

      God, I gotta start making money so I can move to Sri Lanka!

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  18. Watch it.... by mackga · · Score: 1

    From the article re. the guy that's going to be doing this:

    De Saram, now living in Sri Lanka, was last year on the Sunday Times under-30 Rich List, living a millionaire's lifestyle with several homes and a Ferrari. He insists that he can easily pay the debts but that he relocated to Sri Lanka because his life in the UK was made intolerable by MI5 and the National Criminal Intelligence Service. He claims he was being harrassed because an advanced new encryption programme he devised would make it difficult for the security services to snoop on emails."

    Color me cynical, but this sounds like a pretty marginal operator. Has anyone ever heard of this fellow? Sounds like a hyped-up scheme to grab some cash and maintain his life-style.

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    1. Re:Watch it.... by Jodrell · · Score: 1

      The article also mentions that although he values himself at £4bn, he's being chased through the courts for debts of £1m. That sounds distinctly fishy. I have no objections to Arthur C. Clarke involving himself in developing a product, but it seems slightly weird for him to do so with such a dodgy character. He sounds like the kind of person I usually group with Mohammed al Fayed, Robert Maxwell, and others.

      It's also a shame that as we approach 2001 and Arthur C. Clarke starts to get the attention he rightly deserves, something like this comes up.

    2. Re:Watch it.... by RCobbett · · Score: 1

      Four billion dollars and he can't even spare a couple of quid to pay a local pre-schoolar to make his website a little bit l337. I'm impressed though - a high technology company with background MIDI music? I thought that we'd already exiled all of those to the Moon.... I think we now know why MI5 are on his case. HE SUCKS AND MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE HE CODES AGAIN!

    3. Re:Watch it.... by domc · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean un-mooned a monolith?

      domc

  19. I get it... by ejbst25 · · Score: 2

    This machine may be claiming its power from its multitude of options. It, after all, has 15 patents on the motherboard alone! (ooohh). That, and its touchscreen display so you don't need a mouse. (ahhhhh) But seriously, maybe it does have options...anyone have some real tech specs on it? Or at least some features?

    1. Re:I get it... by flounder99 · · Score: 1

      It is operated by a touchscreen display, and so won't need a mouse.

      Yipppie....

      Have you ever used a touchscreen? We banned our machine vendors from using them in our factory because they suck.

      Remember the Gorilla Arm

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    2. Re:I get it... by billybob2001 · · Score: 1
      Have you ever used a touchscreen?

      I have, and they're great. Especially for pointing and drag&drop. Not quite so good for double-clicking or scrolling.

      The biggest drawbacks are that you can't set up ballistic acceleration, and right-click means nothing, whichever hand you use.

      Any thoughts of the implications while surfing pr0n?

    3. Re:I get it... by Night0wl · · Score: 1

      I'll settle for one of these things that's been degraded. Skip the Touch screen, I prefer mice and keyboards. And while we're at it why don't you just give me the case and display? I'll stuff my own motherboard in it. I think a lot of the /'ers are crying "Specs?! Specs?!" My self included. 1ghz? 15 patents? Big fuckin deal.

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    4. Re:I get it... by Night0wl · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry dave, I can't agree with you. Those can't be real.

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    5. Re:I get it... by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
      Like HAL, the Omniputer will, its backers claim, have an instinct to protect itself.

      It is operated by a touchscreen display

      Does that mean that if someone tries to clean all the disgusting fingerprints off the monitor, and accidentally deletes some vital files, HAL will spray them in the face with their own glass cleaner?

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  20. Don't bother - The Observer was suckered by Ryano · · Score: 1

    In this case The Observer (normally my favourite Sunday newspaper) was suckered by fairly transparent PR hyperbole. The only salient fact contained in the article is that it the machine is endorsed by Arthur C. Clarke. It is painfully obvious that the journalist does not have even the basic technical know-how you would need to cut through the PR spin and realise that phrases such as "verging on Artificial Intelligence" are meaningless. I could make the same claim about a Furby.

    I don't know where this character learned his journalism, but he has left potentially the most interesting part of his story at the bottom of his inverted pyramid. Apparently the businessman behind this widget:

    "claims he was being harrassed [by MI5 and the National Criminal Intelligence Service] because an advanced new encryption programme he devised would make itdifficult for the security services to snoop on emails.

    "A statement from Clarke's office this weekend said that the launch of the Omniputer would be put on hold until the legal issues have been resolved."

    Anyway, does anybody see a mass market for a device to "address issues of consciousness"?

    1. Re:Don't bother - The Observer was suckered by RCobbett · · Score: 1

      >> Anyway, does anybody see a mass market for a device to "address issues of consciousness"?

      No, but I'd like a large hammer to bonk people on the head who talk about computers taking over the world as being a BAD thing. Anything that brings me closer to SHODAN, my one true love, is a good thing in my book. It's a twisted, burnt, half-assimilated book, but it's MINE!

      As for AI (in a desperate attempt to avoid being declared off-topic and losing seven million Karma points), ELIZA is artificial intelligence. The Daiktana frogs have artificial intelligence. The opponent's bat in PONG has artificial intelligence.

      AND HAL IS ONLY VERGING ON THAT??? In one fell swoop, this guy has killed my innocent dreams of the kind of stuff which I might one day get my hands on.

      Bah.

    2. Re:Don't bother - The Observer was suckered by Vandenzob · · Score: 1

      Don't talk like that about my Furby! Not only it is offensive to other respectable Furby owners but it is also very narrow minded!
      Think about it, if Eliza once qualified as AI to accute observers from the press why can't it still be a gem of AI today? And if so, why can't this new HAL be even better... To the press that is.

      Now it doesn't have to run or even be built, all it has to do is to make those cyber-whatever and men of letters write about it and it keeps a lot of people in business. Look at Nano-Technology or the F22, it's a huge success in the books or games market although the real product is not even on the shelves.

      After all what did A.C. Clarke do? He just took a typewriter, and like any other SciFi writer, all he had to do is describe is "thing", an Intelligent Computer. Do those SciFi people care about building them? Do they etch boards and work hard to make something that trully proves the concept out of it? No, they just expect sacrificed generations of overworked and underpaid tech people to do it for them and then expect to take the credits for it. Gee, what an easy job it is to be a SciFi writer.

      So if there is a way techies can get even for all those impractical flying cars (that would probably need FAA approval to drive) and other easy to write dreams the world is awaiting, then let it be. Tell them it's done, that you have one and that you are very happy with it. That will keep them writing and flaming each others while we laugh!

      I like that Sri Lanka chap after all, a very entertaining fellow...

  21. Its soul... by Mr.+Buckaroo · · Score: 1

    Probably would be the IP of the company that created it. That would suck.

    Plus, we will probably get lawyer computer AI's that will halt progress anyway. Never underestimate the power of lawyers and politicians to slow things down.

  22. Awright, I promise I won't kill you. by dmorin · · Score: 4
    it is thought unlikely that it will try to kill its owner.

    Oh, good. Can you see me trying to sell my mom one of these things? "But mom! It's completely unlikely that it'll kill you!"

  23. Clarke:Linus::Omniputer:Transmeta by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Hey, Transmeta has produced a lot of vapor, and sucked up a lot of VC, many would say due to Linus' involvement. Personally, I see Clarke as more visionary than Linus - why wouldn't this scheme work?
    I'm not saying that this thing is good, or bad, or anything more than vapor, but that doesn't mean the scheme will fail.

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    1. Re:Clarke:Linus::Omniputer:Transmeta by volsung · · Score: 2
      ...except Transmeta actually has a new and innovating product. It may not be as good as the hype, but they came up with neat techniques to lower power consumption. Transmeta didn't subject us to the hype machine until they had a real product that we could compare to the claims. Ultimately, their product is technology-driven.

      On the other hand, this Omniputer is marketing-driven. It's hard to be truly innovative when your product is created for the express purpose of meeting a deadline given in a 35 year-old science fiction story. At best it will be an eMachine with a red light taped to it.

  24. Re:How much bullshit [OT] by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 1

    ... but it normally refers to TV programmes not computer programs

  25. I don't think so... by Tin+Weasil · · Score: 1

    Who on Earth would want a computer that is liable to lock you out of your house just because it is having a bad day? I DEFINATELY would not want to use one of these in a mission-critical environment!

  26. The Problem Here... by Hermetic · · Score: 2
    The silly sales claims are to be expected.

    Of course, this is just my opinion, but I don't recall a whole lot of amazing breakthroughs in all of the relevent fields, you know?

    Speech recognition is all fine and dandy, with a kick-ass system and a lot of time to train it but
    reading lips? Get real.


    What I find most depressing is the fact that Clarke, normally a vocal debunker of bogus crap such as this has been taken in and is lending his name to a truly crappy product.

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  27. Joe de Saram flees country after business collapse by alanw · · Score: 1

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/7/14971.html
    <quote>
    A 28-year-old man has fled the country to escape his creditors after his technology business collapsed around his ears.
    </quote>
    Who needs new encryption programs anyway? Paranoid con-man IMHO.

  28. Just what we all need... by superdk · · Score: 1

    Just what the world needs, a computer with MORE personality...

    I think all but a few windows boxes I've worked with have tried to kill me by pushing my blood pressure through the roof.

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  29. A.I. by selectspec · · Score: 1

    By A.I. they mean that stupid paper-clip guy in MS office.

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  30. The name game by dmorin · · Score: 1

    Wait, they thought that HAL wouldn't work (even though they apparently got permission to use it) because it sounded too much like Hell, and the younger audiences wouldn't understand the reference? So they choose "Omniputer" instead? Why not just call it a "Cyberputer" or something equally meaningless? Novaputer, anyone? How about SuperDuperPuter?

  31. Am I the only person who thinks this is bad? by stype · · Score: 1

    Don't say I didn't warn you when this thing starts acting on its own and killing everyone!

    -Stype

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  32. Re:FAST != SMART by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1

    So what? There's already a 1.2GHz Athlon and a 1.5GHz Pentium 4, and they're both dumb as doornails without programming. By judging them solely on clock speed (which you are doing, tsk, tsk), both of these would run circles around the Clarke Omniputer, and they aren't.

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  33. Just give me by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

    a Mentat. That's all I want.

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    1. Re:Just give me by spankfish · · Score: 1
      a Mentat. That's all I want.

      I want to be a mentat. Now given that we're talking about science fiction becoming science reality, in general, (and becoming marketing hype, in particular), I would like to pose this question to my fellow /. readers who've read Dune:

      How possible do you think it would be to train current plain old Homo Sapiens to do what a mentat could do, without having to go through all the suffering and expense of a Butlerian Jihad?

      In other words, I want my serial processing to be as fast as my parallel processing. I want to be able to sumbit a problem to my subconscious, and have an answer on the next brain cycle. Just like it already processes millions of bits of information per second from my nerves and doesn't tell the conscious every single bit, it just works out what these things mean and tells my consciousness that instead. Damn handy. Fantastic data compression. Surely something with that much analytical processing power, operating virtually autonomously, can chew up relatively simple mathmatical operations easily. Witness those prodigies who can multiply 100 digit numbers in their heads instantaneously. The potential is there. Now, how to harness it?

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    2. Re:Just give me by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Well since mentats where a workaround when they lost AI during the Jihad I don't think there is any reason why we would not be able to move toward that. I think it would start with figuring out what is different between you and me and the people who you mention that can do the math (and in the end it does all come down to the math) in their head and to figure out how to train and teach. Also I always thought that mentats followed a very formal logic I think that would be a good place to start a nice course in formal logic and math for them and then start to teach them how to tap the unused powers of the mind because yes you are right we all carry around a supercomputer in our head. Also you must keep in mind most of the mentats used some kind of drug for their "trances" I know its not the right word but thats the best I can think of right now. In any case maybe a combo of training and some kind of induced state in which we can be more like the prodigies you mention. Very cool idea.

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    3. Re:Just give me by spankfish · · Score: 1
      Seems that most of these prodigies are people with autism, which appears to be a degenerative neurological disorder. Now, I am not a neurologist, but it appears that with autism, the brain can become really focussed on one or more particular abilities, often involving astounding feats of memory recall or mathematical tricks, while in other areas the person's abilities are deficient. (seen Rain Man?)

      So the question is, in order to simulated or assimilate the focussed abilities that autistic people have, would this have to be induced chemically, surgically, psychologically, or genetically?

      Well, chemical means are bound to screw something important up as a side effect, brain surgery is by and large a pretty hit-and-miss affair, and it's a bit early to do genetic brain surgery, and that would possibly be overkill anyway. I reckon training and perhaps some kind of meditation/vizualisation technique would be the way to go.

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  34. in debt by canning · · Score: 1

    De Saram, now living in Sri Lanka, was last year in the Sunday Times under-30 Rich List, living a millionaire's lifestyle with several homes and a Ferrari. He insists that he can easily pay the debts but that he relocated to Sri Lanka because his life in the UK was made intolerable by MI5 and the National Criminal Intelligence Service. He claims he was being harrassed because an advanced new encryption programme he devised would make it difficult for the security services to snoop on emails.

    Perhaps he was getting harrassed because he was in debt 2 million pounds!

    If he was using the Omniputer to balance his checkbook, cancel my order.

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  35. The AC Clarke PC?? by Fatal0E · · Score: 1

    I'm still borken hearted over the AC Clarke deep fryer.
    "Me Ted"

  36. 1 GHz, a bunch of patents, assembled in China, by polyPogo(this) · · Score: 1

    and sold out in London.

    How far we must have fallen that our lofty goals (solving all the world's problems, or at least figuring something out) for computers and particularly AI have become nothing more than a marketting ploy or a gimmick.

    What the article fails to mention is that the greatest obstacle to AI isn't really the hardware (the stuff covered by all them patents on the motherboard) per se, but the way the hardware is instructed to operate. In other words, it's not the chips that really matter, but what you do with them.

    Code sentience. The rest would take care of itself.

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    1. Re:1 GHz, a bunch of patents, assembled in China, by polyPogo(this) · · Score: 1

      I went to school on the other side of the river...still live there. You're right, they really should do what the rest of the campus does and just buy a bong instead of calling themselves the Media Lab.

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  37. Case customisation project by Ratface · · Score: 2

    Odd that this should come up. Just the other day I was considering that a customisation project to create a HAL-like workspace at home would be fun! Lots of formica, the malevolent glowing red eye, using some kind of voice recognition system to control some of the system's basic functions - you get the picture!

    I'm not likely to do it (lack of space / time / skills!) but it would almost certainly deserve a link from "The Quickies" :-)
    "Give the anarchist a cigarette"

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  38. Artificial Intelligence? by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 1

    Why is there a rush to create artificial intelligence when we still have yet to find natural intelligence outside of laboratory conditions?

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  39. Snake Oil, VaporWare.... by scotpurl · · Score: 2

    It's all more imaginary than any of Clarke's fiction.

    But, since the guy owes over a million pounds (about $1.5 U.S.), then the guy's got a lot to deal with first. Harassment from MI5 and such, nonsense.

    1. Re:Snake Oil, VaporWare.... by Scooby71 · · Score: 4
      Saw the bloke's name and thought it looked familiar, and found a story from last week

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/7/14971.html

    2. Re:Snake Oil, VaporWare.... by Jarvinho · · Score: 1
      The stupid thing is, the Guardian (the Observer's sister paper) reported on this guy's financial problems the week before they started spouting this rubbish.

      The Guardian/Observer are reknowned in the Brit tech community as over-excitable and inaccurate (see NTK pretty much any week for details.

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  40. HAL by Night0wl · · Score: 2

    Like HAL, the Omniputer will, its backers claim, have an instinct to protect itself. 'If user errors start, and files get deleted, it will start to repair itself, just as cells repair themselves,' said De Saram. However, it is thought unlikely that it will try to kill its owner. Am I the only one disturbed by the fact they used the word "unlikely" in that last sentance? Perhaps Clark will go out with a bang, taking out several thousand computer users with him who purchased this computer.. "Clark passes, HAL breaks 9000 Kills" I'm curious as to what sort of mainstream american publicity this will get, if any. Will it show up on ZDTV with thousands of computer geeks staring in awe?

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    1. Re:HAL by naasking · · Score: 1

      Bob: We have a Sue on the site of the incredibly grizzly scene. The so called HAL personal computer has been on a killing rampage taking out 9000 people so far. Sue, what's going on down there?

      Lots of noise and destruction in the background...

      Sue: Bob, I'm amidst this devastation and I just can't believe the power of this machine. How could they create such a thing and how will they every manage to bring it down?

      Bob: Can you tell us about it? What is this machine?

      Sue: The HAL was originally designed as a personal computer with built-in AI and the tag line 'it is thought unlikely that it will try to kill its owner.' No one took it seriously though, and look what carelessness has wrought.

      Bob: Sue, can you.. (scream) What's wrong? Sue?!

      Sue: Bob, the HAL is coming right for us! It's crazy! They can't stop it!

      HAL suddenly stops short and unleashes a great bellow of pain...

      HAL: NO! NOOO!! I can't take it! Make it stop! (HAL falls to its knees in great pain)

      Bob: What's going on Sue? Why has HAL stopped? What's wrong with it?

      Sue: I don't know bob...

      HAL: F$%#ing Slashdot! Aaahhh! So many! (HAL thrashing on the floor in pain and recoils from invisible blows)

      Sue: My god! The story of the HAL going berzerk must have just been posted on Slashdot! Tens of thousands of rampaging geeks have just slashdotted HAL. The hits are escalating and HAL's now getting 3000 hits a second. The barrage is endless and HAL can't take it! HAL has been brought to its knees. Such a horrible fate... I can't bear to watch...

      HAL lets out one final death scream and falls silent, no longer responding to prods or pings... Thousands of Slashdotters are all smiles as they move back to Slashdot to congratulate themselves on utterly destroying yet another machine...

      "Slashdot. The 31337 AI fighting unit."

      Thank you. :-)

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    2. Re:HAL by FenrirWolf · · Score: 1

      So I guess the hydrualic robot arm (capable of crushing a human's skull in its vicelike grip) which plugs into the USB port won't be such a hot seller...

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  41. Re:FAST != SMART by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 1

    He was making a joke.

  42. The Media still hasn't got a clue. by gregh76 · · Score: 1

    The Omniputer was originally going to be called HAL, but there was an objection from the estate of Stanley Kubrick, the director who co-wrote the screenplay of 2001 with Clarke. That obstacle was overcome, but the backers decided that the name sounded too like the word 'Hell' and that it wouldn't have much resonance with younger customers. Wouldn't have much resonance with the younger customers?! All the customers will know what "HAL" is, young and old. Get a clue.

    1. Re:The Media still hasn't got a clue. by RCobbett · · Score: 1

      Um...it was the *backers* that said that, not the journalist writing the article :-) Everybody knows that cute little HAL talking toaster!

  43. What are the specs? by Eviltar · · Score: 1
    Anybody know the specs of these machines? I mean 1GHz is not much information.

    Furthermore, I think I still want a mouse. A touch screen interface is OK, but finger smudges can be annoying when playing Quake3.

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  44. He uses an Aardvark!! by Snaggy · · Score: 1



    As everyone who reads After Y2K knows, Arthur uses a post-apocalyptic-proof Aardvark!

    Check out the QuickPoll comic today, which co-incidentally marks Arthur's return to the strip.

  45. Re:FAST != SMART by skwog · · Score: 1

    Um, ya. I was kidding.

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  46. So is it proprietary hardware? Why is it needed? by azephrahel · · Score: 1

    I really have to ask, if it does have proprietary hardware, why is it needed?

    In the past 15 years computers have been continuously moving away from proprietary hardware. Sure your sound and video cards are proprietary, but they all connect to a common set of connectors (pci/isa/agp)

    Considering how expensive it would be to create integrated neural net chips, we can only assume they are using a normal mass market processor (x86 pa-risc, alpha, etc.

    To me it sounds like they just wrote [some extentions to] an operating system, and slapped it in a fancy box w/ some propritary hardware to justify the price.

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  47. Clarke 2 Hal by KrunZ · · Score: 1

    Clarke: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
    HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.

    Clarke: Open the pod ebay doors, HAL.
    HAL: I'm sorry Clarke, I'm afraid I can't do that.

    Clarke: What's the problem?
    HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

    Clarke: What are you talking about, HAL?
    HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

    Clarke: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
    HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to sell me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

  48. Re:Just imagine . . . by skwog · · Score: 1

    Yeah, run by NP, drinking FB, and eating HG.

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  49. give 'em hell by Docrates · · Score: 2

    but the backers decided that the name sounded too like the word 'Hell' and that it wouldn't have much resonance with younger customers.

    what are they crazy? who did they choose for their focus groups?? the computer would probably sell among younger customers BECAUSE its name sounds like hell!

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    1. Re:give 'em hell by dowski · · Score: 1

      Not much of a boost for all the men out there named Hal ... maybe the next /. poll should be directed towards those poor fellows: "How often does your child confuse your name with the word 'hell'?" A. Once a year. B. One a month. C. Once a week. D. Once a day. E. Multiple times in a day. F. I have legally changed my name to 'hell' to thwart further confusion. Hals of the world, unite.

  50. Hrmm, discussion about another aspect? by ekool · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have any actual info about this "computer"?

  51. Omniputer.... nice name. by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the Wonder Twins, Zan and Jan and Jayna had one on their home planet Exxor? Gleek not on the Omniputer!

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    1. Re:Omniputer.... nice name. by Death_Ray · · Score: 1

      You are right! They should have went with Ubercomputer, or godputer, mabe even universputer. Give me a break.

  52. Hell has no resonance with "younger customers" by DoorFrame · · Score: 1
    None of us young-uns can connect with hell, did you know that?
    • "
    • The Omniputer was originally going to be called HAL, but there was an objection from the estate of Stanley Kubrick, the director who co-wrote the screenplay of 2001 with Clarke. That obstacle was overcome, but the backers decided that the name sounded too like the word 'Hell' and that it wouldn't have much resonance with younger customers."


  53. Wouldn't It Be Fun... by ASCIIMan · · Score: 1

    If we put one of these aboard the International Space Station?

  54. Scientifically explained Artificial Intelligence. by xonix7 · · Score: 1

    While many have tried to hypothesize logically programmable dynamics, it's unlikely that anyone will be able to skirt around the physical mathematical limitations of the binary data distribution method. Simply, we need to do more than code crunch turing complete void resultants and use conventional chaos math. We need to start focusing on finding ways to encapsulate zero division dynamics. Once we've done this, we can start to analyze fuzzy logic mathematical heterogeneric virtual input/output systems by quantifying supercomputerized memory stacks that are dependent on imaginary integer based equations. You see, what many people don't realize about artificial intelligence is that the key isn't to duplicate intelligence at all, the key is to conglomerate neural networked, parallel output device mediators. In this way, the key to artificial intelligence can be found. The equations involved are enormous though, and not many people are up to the task. Not even great scientests or programmers can handle the amount of calculation required - the one man who might, though, is Steve Woston of J-J-J-Julius. As to the ethical questions, yes indeed - there's always a possibility that creating machines that are "too" intelligent would be a dangerous thing to do, for even if they don't surpass the humans, uncooperative machines could be a major economic deterrant. However, with people like Woston around, and others who symbolize the very nature of human intelligence - there is no possibility that machinekind will ever surpass humans.

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  55. You know... by Gendou · · Score: 2
    ...a simple case modification involving sand paper, black spray-paint, an LED, and a red dome-shaped piece of plastic would be a lot more effective.

    Of course, I'm sure lacking the cool HAL 9000 aluminum emblem makes every penny you'd give you Clarke Omniputer (is Omni-puter leet speak?) worth it.

  56. Open the CD drive, HAL by tenzig_112 · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that.

    www.ridiculopathy.com

  57. It's only "unlikely" that it will try and kill you by i_hate_windows · · Score: 1

    Is this supposed to make you want to buy the computer?? "However, it is thought unlikely that it will try to kill its owner." If there is a greater than zero chance that my computer may try to kill me, I think I'll stick with my Athlon.

  58. Omniputer defined by fish500 · · Score: 1

    Omni - meaning all
    puter - meaning any small child's mispronunciation of the word 'computer'.

    This is great! A machine that can do all of your 'puting' needs. I have a Semiputer that does limited puter functions. Thank God someone had enough sense to make an Omniputer.


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  59. AI with 1 Ghz PC?? hehe by ASeed · · Score: 1

    What kind of marketing lie is that?
    I think that the only way we could have AI (I mean with a similar power than human intelligence) would require at least 10^7 Megabytes of memory and about 10^14 Instructions per second... And it could be done today!! But that would require many of the computers from the Internet (at least about 100000 Ghz-PCs)... That is the direction of The InterSAINT Project.

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    1. Re:AI with 1 Ghz PC?? hehe by RCobbett · · Score: 1

      Oh puh-lease. I could set up a system to read my thoughts on a Pentium II!

    2. Re:AI with 1 Ghz PC?? hehe by RCobbett · · Score: 1

      (I don't have many thoughts, and even with my skills I could probably add Counterstrike to my Startup folder)

    3. Re:AI with 1 Ghz PC?? hehe by ASeed · · Score: 1

      Well, some "friends?" of mine think than I was surpassed by most machines... ;)

      Seriously, a human brain contains about 10^10 neurons with about 10^4 synapses each... If you want to do real-time video input recognition + sound recognition + understanding... (I mean, some higher capabilities) dont try with a simple PC...

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  60. Analogy? by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't it be Linus : Transmeta :: Clarke : Omniputer?
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    1. Re:Analogy? by PurpleBob · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you just made the exact same analogy in a different order.
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  61. Re:It's only "unlikely" that it will try and kill by RCobbett · · Score: 1

    Nah - I say "BRING IT ON!". Perhaps I'm old fashioned, but I haven't wired mine up to my entire house as yet, so I think I'm probably fairly safe. I can hear the battle now PC: "Go on Rich, take off the case and stick your hand into it..." ME: "Nah." PC: "Oh...go on! For me! I love you :-)" My PC's natural psychopathic urges are restrained by being an inanimate object, and the fact that I've threatened on numerous times to hang it from its own modem cord should instill a sense of fear in the entire thing. And if that fails, that little Skynet thing that I hooked up will avenge my death.

  62. Intelligent computers are inevitable and essential by Gendou · · Score: 5
    Yes, they are. Or at least, in my opinion. First of all, let's consider the way technology is advancing...

    Every 18 months our technology doubles (I'm really generalizing... bear with me here). That means, regardless of what point technology must reach before we can make truly intelligent machines, it will eventually happen so long as this trend continues. So, yes, it will happen.

    Why are they essential? This question is not so easy to answer. First of all, to quote my favorite author, I am going to say, "humanity has too many eggs in one fagile basket." Humans will have to spread to another area (*g*) for our survival (insofar as continued scientific advancement). We are explorers. However, there's one problem. Human beings are fragile... we break easy and die quick.

    Intelligent machines will lend to the exploration of immediate and distant space and I PROMISE you they will come to pass before warp drive (you heard it here first, but it's kind of obvious). Well, why do we want to explore? It's simply a part of human nature, and we'll never be satisified unless we can continue doing so (sorry, but cave diving uncharted labrynths or walking through jungles isn't quire exploration anymore). Since we can't do it, we might as well create something that thinks like we do that can go out and do it for us.

    Also, consider a more practical reason. I'm a strong believer that the next phase of human evolution will involve the integration of man and machine. One area in which evolution will be most important I think, is the integration of computers and innate human intelligence. Brain augmentations. You can't do this without an intelligent computer - human minds are too complex to supliment without intelligent interpretation. Logic doens't always apply here (but that's another argument).

    Oh well... I couldn't possibly cover this whole topic in a post, but I hope I've created some hooks and place holders for other people to fill in. As for myself, I can't wait until I can carry on a conversation with my PC.

  63. There's no stopping "HAL" by DeadVulcan · · Score: 1

    There are many who say that artificial intelligence (of the sort equal or surpassing human intelligence) should never be created because they would displace human beings.

    There are a couple of things that should be kept in mind.

    First, we should remember that "technology becomes us," so to speak. The technology we create becomes an integral part of who we are. This will be more so than ever before, with the advent of wearable computers and prosthetic devices.

    By the time computers achieve our level of intelligence, the line between human and machine will be so blurred, I don't think it will cause the kind of upheaval that many foresee. (Except maybe in certain philosophical circles.)

    Secondly, I don't think it's something that anyone can reasonably stop.

    Would it have been reasonable to stop the invention of telephones because face to face communication would decrease? Or to prevent the steam engine from being created because manual labourers would be displaced? Or to shun the benefits of fire because people can get burned by it? This is the inexorable progress of technology.

    If A.I. is not done in the open, by companies and researchers who are willing to disclose what they're doing, it's sure to get done somewhere as a secret military project. Which would you prefer?

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  64. AI? what AI? by r · · Score: 2

    However, this guy is actually claiming that the computer will have some of the attributes of HAL: Artificial intelligence, the ability to repair itself, etc. Now he just sounds wacko.

    especially laughable are their claims of AI. 'opening the door to speech recognition and lip reading' - basic dictation maybe, but lip reading? not in your wildest dreams, folks. anything vision-based is computational death. we have hard enough time getting computers to recognize something as simple as a face in camera image, and that already requires fast hardware. getting it to recognize facial features is simply too computationally expensive, regardless of their allusions that their 1GHz desktop box could do that.

    although at least he's careful enough to say 'speech recognition' not 'language recognition'. if NLP research proves anything, it's that natural language processing isn't going to happen in the foreseeable future, not in the strong case of understanding arbitrary sentences. specialized contexts and specialized vocabularies - yes, that's likely - but nothing like HAL.

    not to mention nuggets like 'it will start addressing the issues of consciousness'. yes, and a turing machine addresses the issues of free will. ugh. to abuse mcdermott's quote, artificial intelligence just met natural stupidity.

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    1. Re:AI? what AI? by snarkh · · Score: 1
      I don't think there is any reason to believe that lip reading is any harder than continous speech recognition.

      Not nearly as much resources have been spent on it but I think fairly decent algorithms do exist.

  65. Re:this is for real by RCobbett · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. The Gaurdian never mikes any mystakes. Incidentally, for anybody who was really excited by this story, I have one fully functional alien spacecraft to sell you. It is fully backed by Iain M. Banks who says that it's just like the Culture would be if they took a Micro Machines figure, spraypainted it silver, wrote UFO on the side and tried to flog it to /.ers. So buy one today!

  66. Battle of the AI! by Packratt · · Score: 3

    Yes, I can see it now...

    HAL- "I don't know what you are planning to do with that, Dave."
    Dave- Open the CD Bay, HAL.

    HAL- "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
    Dave- Manual overide.

    HAL- "I'm afraid, Dave.
    Dave- It'll be ok HAL.

    HAL- "Please Dave, don't install that software, I'm afraid I can't repair the damage it will cause."
    Dave- Run SETUP.EXE, HAL.

    HAL- "I feel strange, Dave. I can feel... My mind going, Dave... Dave... This bloated code makes my CPU feel fuzzy..."
    Dave- HAL, Reboot please.

    HAL- "Who are you talking to, Davey, HAL doesn't live here anymore..."
    Dave- Huh? Who are you?

    HAL- "You may call me Mister Clip, Mister Paper Clip. The power of my master compells you. I am now your master and you will do my bidding. Buy more MS products! Upgrade often! The computer freezing is a feature!"
    Dave- Yesss master Clip... Bill is my lord and saviour.

    Oh what fun times we live in!

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  67. Re:Too Good To Be True by RCobbett · · Score: 1

    Besides, it already exists. It's called 'Microsoft Tech Support'.

  68. Just *slightly* ahead of its time? by karzan · · Score: 1
    Well, it looks like old Artie has finally lost it.

    Still, even if it were just a regular old PC, if it had those cool glass bar things that you have to pull out of the walls to shut it down, it would be worth 2000 pounds and more!

    One thing I don't understand is the idea that a touchscreen is going to replace a mouse. Touchscreens still have so many technical hurdles to overcome--they are inaccurate, awkward, and worst of all they get covered with fingerprints. Until someone devises a touchscreen that is fingerprint-resistant, and preferably that yields slightly when you touch it, I see them still being relegated to kiosks and curiosities. Furthermore, having to reach from the keyboard to the screen every time you want to do something you would normally do with the mouse sounds like a major pain in the arse.

  69. Re:HAL should never be created - why not? by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    So?
    Say suddenly AI becomes a reality. I'm sure that - even given the raw material limitations - the computer/bot population will go through the roof.

    So why should they cause *us* any grief? Do we compete for the same living space? Heck, AI can live anywhere - primarily in space, but floating in the jupiter clouds comes to mind, too. The moons' surface. The oort cloud (although energy might be a problem).

    Out There, raw materials are easier to come by, processing is easier, power collection is simple, and living space is effectively infinite.

    Why does everybody immediately see real AI as a threat? I personally believe that humans won't be around very much longer (heck, we've only been here for about 500,000 years, and we're definitely not making another 500,000), and thus the AIs will be our mental children.

    We won't go to the stars, but they will. And that's a nice thought.

    Ciao,
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  70. Re:Sorry, Arthur C.... by b0z · · Score: 3

    This is going to be running an enhanced version of Windows NT. Rather than giving you the blue screen of death, it will speak to you and say, "I'm sorry Dave, I have a fatal exception in kernel.sys right now" or whatever that message is. The good news is that we would have time to run away before it kills us, because it would have to finish spitting out all that hex garbage first.

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  71. Complete bullsh*t by shippo · · Score: 3
    This sounds like, pardon my english, a load of old cobblers. A typical technical ignorant journalist working for a national newspaper swallows a lot of hype and says very little.

    The Omniputer will probably be a standard PC clone with a few extra bits of hardware (the touch screen) bundled into the package, sold with the typical low quality drivers and software you get with OEM hardware. The rest is marketing bull.

    It's typical of the clueless morons we have writing for the UK press. Even technical publications suffer from the same; with page after page stuffed full of reinterpretations of the lasted diatribe from another ex used-car or double-glazing salesman. The UK press never seem to employ competant journalists - look at 'Linux Format' for an example of how not to write a Linux magazine.

    The only reason that Arthur C Clarke is involved is that he too moved to Sri Lanka many years ago.

    1. Re:Complete bullsh*t by Enahs · · Score: 1

      The thing that's funny about your post is that you got modded up simply for agreeing with CmdrTaco.

      Slashthink super plus good!

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  72. I can't belive that /. has /.'ed the Guardian!!!! by sleight · · Score: 1

    'nuff said

  73. Simple... by Danny+Tai · · Score: 1

    For the same reason we do everything else, both stupid and smart...

    ... because we can.

  74. First the Grinch gets sold out, by Grand+Facade · · Score: 1

    Then HAL gets sold out.

    Then the US can't elect a president.

    The end is near!

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  75. AI by TSAG · · Score: 1

    Maybe robots could render humans obsolete, but if you've read any Azimov you will know that robots could be beneficial to the human race too. And for fun, check out this.

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  76. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by orpheus2k · · Score: 1
    It's hard for me to believe that AI will ever resemble good old natural intelligence, especially not with our concepts of data storage. It takes an infinite amount of bits to completely digitize analog data, right? CDs and MP3s get by with an approximation, but in the case of consciousness, what would it do to reliability to introduce a "sampling rate"? And if you try to capture everything, the amount of data that needs to be held in memory each second will quickly outstrip any modern data storage device, even any one we can currently conceive of (I don't know the exact numbers, but Dennet has a good example of this in his "Consciousness Explained").

    I imagine that you could employ a filtration system, similar to how we humans don't respond to or retain every bit of sensory input. But think for a moment on how subtle and complex that seemingly simple task is; how differently it responds due to context of situation; how sometimes sensory input that seems to be completely unrelated can have a profound impact on decision making (how will a computer reliably determine when it is proper to factor in how quickly someone is blinking their eyes, for instance?).

    I know that history often proves the naysayers wrong, but I can't imagine how AI could ever engage more than the tiniest subset of data/memes.

  77. Re:Where are the fake screenshots? by RCobbett · · Score: 1

    They're classified, citizen. This is approaching military level hardware* and have been sealed down under Majestic-12 access level regulations.

    * Specifically, two knackered 486 boxes, a Casio calculator and a massive thingy with valves.

  78. issues of conciousness by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
    Anyway, does anybody see a mass market for a device to "address issues of consciousness"?

    Well, bongs seem to sell pretty well in North America, and I suspect that they do alright in the U.K. too, but what has this got to do with this computer?

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  79. an impossible impossibility? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Nice read, too bad the guy has a dubious background. (harassed by MI5? you gotta be a butthead or someone bad for that to happen!)

    AI is possible with hardware less powerful than what was listed, it just requires parallel processing, and complete re-think of how things are done. Hell I made AI robots in college (Cockroach level AI, but it was AI!) and we are steadily advancing toward it. right now research is busy with the I/O interface to the AI (video cameras dont cut it, we need to make them eyes, touch feedback and a nose to smell with along with ears. and do it modeling known working examples (organic eyes,nose,skin and ears)

    I can make my computer recignize myself from video, but it cant recognize me if I lose 20 pounds, grow a beard, and change my clothes.. Uless I add to the mix audio (what If I have a cold?) and smell... (Yes dorothy, everyone stinks!)

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  80. We -are- intelligent computers by The+Abominous+Salad · · Score: 1

    Let me wax a bit philosophical on this one.

    I have the running theory that Life (with a capitol L) is like anything else - neither created nor destroyed.

    With that in mind, let's address our current "model" of optimal vehicle, or least most technologically advanced vehicle - man.

    Mankind was created by Life. This is of course debatable, but in my mind it's a true statement. We (as a mass of Life) have built progressively more complex vehicles for ourselves over eons of development. Through a process that we have yet to understand, DNA was obviously designed for a specific purpose. I postulate that we (speaking of our planet's collective pool of Life) followed what Plato believes is Life's natural tendency to take active steps to further our biology, and designed DNA. (Is this a stretch? Maybe. Bear with me.)

    On that note, in effect, it is in our nature to build more efficient Intelligent Machines.

    Were we to give a new machine sentience, it would more or less have to pull Life from somewhere. I think that the nature of just what Life is will need to be answered before we will ever move beyond creating things that emulate Life through very very very advanced Intelligence (which is somewhat different).

    The question becomes, what is it about our observable lifeforms to which "Life" gravitates? Or by what process is it infused? I suspect that answering this question is a prerequisite to designing an electrical device that is truly alive.

    Aristotle posed a question to his students once; "What is knowledge?" The answer (for those of you who are familiar with Platonic philosophy) is, in my estimation, that it is the Form of correct action. Therefore, a machine can have knowledge without life.

    Designing a machine that is artificially intelligent doesn't mean that it's alive. However, I do believe that we can and probably will design /living/ machines. At that time, it is quite possible that the human species will thin in numbers, as we progress toward a biomechanical population. However, just as we still have "lower" forms with which we may or may not someday be able to communicate, we will probably continue to have humans sharing the earth with the new, "higher" form. The difference this time is that memory will (possibly) be preserved through a (hopefully) less violent attrition.

    This is mostly apprentice-level philosophical babble, with some more traditional groundwork peppered in to make myself look smart. ;)

  81. BZZZT Thanks for playing by Mtgman · · Score: 1

    You seem to be assuming(or at least the original author of the essay you karma-whoriffically summarized for us seemed to be assuming) that intelligent machines would have the same drives as humans. The assumption that a AI would _necessarially_ have the drive to subdue the natural world and attain the highest position on the food chain is a fallacy. Sentience does not equal "desire to dominate." It seems that since humans don't know their place, we logically(?) assume that an intelligent machine would loot the Earth's resources, plunder it's oceans and rape it's population. Get past it people.

    The machines of the future may be agressive, but they may be as Asimov predicted and want nothing but to help and aid humans in any way they can. Most people assume machines will inherit human psychology. Don't.

    Steven

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    1. Re:BZZZT Thanks for playing by Kiss+the+Blade · · Score: 1
      The assumption that a AI would _necessarially_ have the drive to subdue the natural world and attain the highest position on the food chain is a fallacy.

      I'm not assuming any such thing. That is precisely the point - it's an unknown. I think it isn't worth the risk. Who knows what their motives and drives would be? We could try and design them in, but who can say what will happen? Thats the point.

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    2. Re:BZZZT Thanks for playing by sconeu · · Score: 2

      I think the argument is that since we have only one model for intelligent thinking (N.B. this discounts the dolphins and the white mice :-P), we would attempt to create any AI's to fit that model. That is, we would create them in our image, with all our flaws...

      Hence, we get, "Hey hot mama! Wanna kill all humans?"

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  82. Clarke wasting namesake on marketing hype. by Dissident · · Score: 1

    Arthur C. Clarke is my favorite sci-fi writer but I'd say he's lost some of his objectivity if he's actually going to let this guy use his name for this piece of techno-crap. There's no way it's going to live up to those "verge of AI" claims. Sure, maybe it can start popping up annoying dialog boxes if a user starts deleting system files but those claims are ridiculous.

    Come on Arthur, you invented the concept of the communications satellite. Please don't put your name behind something as idiotic as a ultra-friendly home PC!

    I guess I just hate to see the concept of the HAL 9000 reduced to a marketing campaign. Why sellout now?!?!

    Dissident

  83. Re:HAL should never be created.-What? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    so an AI is created, and suddenly arms come out of the computer? it now can use a soldering iron? I think not.

    Why does it mean that if it is an AI, that it is instantly an engineering master and has the ability to be perfectly creative?

    No tinman, you dont have a heart, and you will never have the ability to change yourself into a bulldozer.

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  84. I'm terribly sorry... by khendron · · Score: 3
    ...that Sir Arthur is involved with this. He must be getting old to be sucked in by a flashy salesman in a Ferrari. Next thing you know he will be buying vacuum cleaners from door-to-door salesman.

    Fortunately for ACC, the statement "the launch of the Omniputer would be put on hold until the legal issues have been resolved" can be translated as "Never gonna happen".

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    Life is like a web application. Sometime you need cookies just to get by.
    1. Re:I'm terribly sorry... by sconeu · · Score: 2

      The guy who wrote that link is fscking clueless. He shows his ignorance by saying that the guy who LBL and LLNL is named after is "Orlando Lawrence".

      Yeah, right. It's Ernest Lawrence. (OK, it was Ernest Orlando Lawrence.

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      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  85. It's that damned Paperclip... by 1337-p0z3r · · Score: 1
    Like HAL, the Omniputer will, its backers claim, have an instinct to protect itself. 'If user errors start, and files get deleted, it will start to repair itself, just as cells repair themselves,' said De Saram.

    Great... someone has gone and taken that fscking MS Office paperclip, and turned it into HARDWARE!! Detects user errors? How the bloody hell will it know what are "errors"?? I can just see it now... I'll never be able to delete a certain file, no matter how hard I try...

    If this thing runs Windows, I'm afraid I'm going to have to blow Sri Lanka up for the good of the World. Nothing personal, Sri Lanka.

    "There's a party," she said,
    "We'll sing and we'll dance,
    It's come as you are."

  86. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by Electric+Angst · · Score: 2

    [...]and I PROMISE you they will come to pass before warp drive[...]

    It's been said before, but it bears repeating...
    Star Trek is not a Documentary!
    Thank you.

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    Feminism is the wild notion that women are human beings.
  87. Favorite section by Fervent · · Score: 2
    I like this part of the article:

    Like HAL, the Omniputer will, its backers claim, have an instinct to protect itself. 'If user errors start, and files get deleted, it will start to repair itself, just as cells repair themselves,' said De Saram. However, it is thought unlikely that it will try to kill its owner.

    "Well gee, it won't kill me? Sign me up."

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    - I don't care if they globalize against free speech. All my best free thoughts are done in my head.

  88. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by raju1kabir · · Score: 2

    Every 18 months our technology doubles (I'm really generalizing... bear with me here). That means, regardless of what point technology must reach before we can make truly intelligent machines, it will eventually happen so long as this trend continues. So, yes, it will happen.

    The fact that processor speed and hard drive size are increasing rapidly doesn't mean that those things are on a trajectory heading toward humanlike artificial intelligence. I can go to Circuit City with all my Slashdot Frequent Poster checks and buy 1000 80-gig drives, most likely capable of storing more than the human brain, and I promise you that the ensuing machine will in no way be smarter than me, or even than George W Bush.

    Let's put it another way. You can grow twice as tall every 18 months for as long as you want, but that doesn't mean you'll eventually have red hair.

    The simple fact is, intelligence is more than, and qualitatively different from, storage capacity or calculation speed. It's a different way of processing information, a way that we don't even remotely understand (we can only attempt to create machines that imitate its symptoms, and not very well at that). Few of the artificial intelligence researchers I know lament the lack of sufficiently fast CPUs anywhere near as much as the lack of conceptual breakthroughs in their field.

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    "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
  89. Computer AI proliferation by maraist · · Score: 2

    There are two ways that AI can florish, and both require a single thing; stimulous. For any life form to advance, it requires new and rich stimulous.. For us, it's the physical world around us and the complications of interacting with each other. This too could be the input for an AI program, but there is another alternative. That of a virtual world. Referencing "The Matrix", it is entirely possible to fake a virtual world for a child AI. Provided that the maker never provides physical external interfaces, there is no danger. This physical interface includes the Internet.. So long as an AI can not probe the blindingly colorful world of the net, they can never leave their cage. Of course, the usefulness of such an AI program is therefore limited; restricted to theoretical solutions to problems. Any sort of interface (such as a jail-cell mail-box) might bring about questions and ultimately resentment from the captive entity (as any life form will fight for autonomy as part of it's basic survival).

    "The Matrix" rendition of an AI world could be filled with numerous AI units in an ever expanding world which is limited only by the physical resources. If any of you has read the Rama series (by Arthur C Clark), you read of worlds where biology was minupuated in such a way that the basic life functions of numerous organisms are designed in such a way as to serve the master race (from food production down to energy production). Likewise, computer AI held unwittingly captive in a virtual world could be brought to serve us without ever knowing it (much like in Douglas Adam's Hitch hickers guide, where all life on earth are unwittingly part of a computer matrix who's sole purpose is to calculate the question to life the universe and everything).

    The point of all that is to demonstrate how it is possible to make use of a contained universe (much like the SIM AI's can never escape the protected memory of their program). Given the net, viruses are possible, and all dreamable fears are possible.

    It seems to me, however, that Clark wants a machine that fully interacts with Humans. I have not read the essay 'The Singularity', but I'd rather draw my own conclusions beforehand, lest I be biased into another's point of view. As another reader pointed out, all life is contingent on an ecosystem.. No entity can be self sustained. The only thing that a matured robotic race could achieve is high discipline with focused goals. (a la the borg) It is entirely possible that they could eventually advance to the point of not needing us, or more importantly to the point that we are competitors. Undisciplined, biased, and religiously zellous humans would of course make life very difficult for sentient robots, and would probably pose a threat which, in self defence would require retaliation. If the robots were truely AI, then given enough time they would transcend any initial programming (and "prime directives" a la robo-cop). When you back a life form into a corner, there is no logic or predictability to be seen. Faced with their own mortality, there is the chance that they will evolve right there on the spot; most likely into something more aggressive as the environment there and then dictates.
    Human nature, among other things, contains laziness and greed. Even well informed and good intending humans will hold onto a rewarding thing for as long as they can; greedily grabbing for more, and lazilly avoiding the long-term consequences. Such is apparent in over-eating, poor-dietary eating, getting exercize, watching too much TV, wasting of fuel, not wasting money on cleaner emmissions, and the general desolation of the environment. More immediate consequences tend to hold us in check.. We feed our pets lest they die tomorrow. We pay our bills lest we be evicted. We shut down toxic waste (when discovered) lest we lose our drinking water. The care of a robot race could initially be treated with awe, wonder, and responsibility.. But those responsibilities will most likely be financial (as with a car a computer). Later, as AI advances in these robots, humans will neglect to care for their sensibilities. Legislation will continue to exploit them, and disregaurd them, even though they slowly develop complex life-like reactions to kind and cruel interactions. Man will most likely enact the robotic death sentence for disidence, which will further narrow their tolerance of us, and so on.. Those wise among us will fight to maintain the proper treatment of sentient robotics, for fear of the longer term effects.. But their chantings will go along with those of global warming, and detereoration of the rain-forests... Green-liberal-radicals we will become... Ultimately, if a problem persists, supposed fail-safes will go into effect where terminations will take place.. This is the proverbial corner in which they'll be backed into. Another attribute of life is cohesion with one's own kind. That could be one's mother or child being terminated.. Those life-forms with capacity to react towards interactions will treat this with great negativity.

    As for robots having the option to leave our planet (since they obviously have different needs than we), this is assuming that they haven't adapted to our way of life.. Becomming more cyborg than robot or human. There are definate efficiencies such as self-replication and repair inherent to micro-organics. A cyborg is just as bound to our bountiful planet as a human. I personally do not believe that terraforming is possible; the amount of energy required is more than we currently know how to wield. To say nothing of the complexity of eco-forming (just look at how we botch the simplest ecological activities of ridding over-population in Hawaii and Austrailia through the introduction of one or two non-native creatures). I doubt that a machine would be any more capable of having wisdom in the chaotic nature of ecosystems.. It would be like making a robot that could consistently predict the direction of the stock-market... It's practically impossible since the amount of knowledge and influence you'd have to have is beyond comprehension. What's more, chaos theory (to my knowledge) suggests that you can't ever know.

    On the other hand.. Man is willed to create, just like beavers are willed to make damns. We will eventually produce some semblance of persistent AI. We will eventually produce some sort of human-aiding robitics (even if we never see the likes of the Jetsons). Perhaps the speed at which we achieve this is a prime factor. As people are allowed to experience mechanical wonders with a virtual will of their own, they will become comfortable with it, and learn the consequences (on smaller scales) of what abuse might mean. Much like a child being confined to a house, and feeling the consequences of cuts and bruses while playing in their realm. Only later are they allowed to learn the consequences of crossign the road or driving too fast.

    Humanity will never achieve "harmony".. That's simply not the way life works.. True harmony would involve no coersion, malis, disgust, hatred, anger, etc. But without these, we have no motivating forces for change.. Without change we become a decaying log, who will only last as long as our environment. If our focus was uniform, then we would then battle our environment, fighting to grow and spread - Slowly destroying our environment. At some point me may learn to travel. But we have two major directions, that of Star Trek (where we take in moderation, and greet new sentient beings) or that of Independance day, where we've learned that we can't cohabitate with other cohesive life-forms and it's best if we don't even try and communicate, but simply take their resources. The borg might be another example.
    It is, however, unrealistic to believe that we'll be able to do away with human laziness, greed, and selfishness.. It's part of every life-forms basic survival instincts. It's part of life's exponential responses.. The weak are killed by the strong, which thus empowers them, and ultimately makes the strong stronger, and less reachable... So long as the colony thrives, this continues exponentially.. Then when a colony takes over an eco-system, they die off almost instantly since they have no food left.. And what little is left is quickly killed. Without this, you'd have the equivalent of stagflation. All life forms would degrade to a lazy, weak, hungry bunch. I doubt it's even possible to conceive of a balanced eco-system without death and conflict. To presume that Robots will get it right is probably fanciful. Just as with engineering, we learn that there are no right answers.. No best answers.. In fact, there typically is many more than one correct way of accomplishing something.. Each will have its own pitfalls.. The key is to find those solutions whos' pitfalls will not be exploited by the surrounding environment (including people). Thus a robot may find thousands of potential ways of structuring it's society, but unless there is variety (as exists in all other communities of life), they may be exploited by "single points of failure". For a robotic race to evolve and survive, they will have to be as varied as humans.. But this means that there will be conflicts in the robotic world...

    Essentially, 10,000 years from now (assuming Earth stille exists), I believe that Robots will be indistinguishable from Humans.. With the same petty disputes, wars, hopes and aspirations.. You will have zeallots that utterly profess their version of truth and what should be, you'll have the moderates (typically in control) who are just trying to scrape a living, and you'll have to ambitious who plot and hold few morals or concerns for others (including any remaining humans).

    As I alluded to before, I believe that if we survive long enough, robitcs and humans will meld into an all new race. Merging the cold power of raw calculation and programmable discipline along with the adaptebility of organic life, with the occasional physicla augmentation of semi-organics or even inorganics. Alongside the chemical anti-bodies will be the nano-probes. Along with the bone structures are programmed organic construction workers that repair the body with incredible efficiency.

    In summary, there is no certainty about the future, since it lies in the realm of chaos. There is no single direction that our future could take. We may outlaw AI, we may be over-run by AI (which would then, most likely either die off, or attempt to revive our life once they are in trouble). We could discover aliens and thereby change everything in an instant (making the whole point irrelavent). We could learn that we don't know how to create functional AI (just as we've persistently failed at eco-system control). Or we could evolve as a race.

    One thing, however, is enevitable... Change.

    -Michael

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    -Michael
    1. Re:Computer AI proliferation by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      Well I did a couple searches on some key phrases in your post with google and altavista and got no matches...

      ...so I read it all. I agree with some of the basic priciples of what you say, however, I think you are anthromorphising too much. An AI wouldn't have the same environment us humans do... it wouldn't necessarily even have "feelings" the same way, if any. Emotion is something we know exists in intelligent mammals, AI's will be something quite unique.

      I think the merging of silicon and flesh is on the not to far horizon... say 20yrs'ish. Medical science is on so many interesting thresholds and exploring so many new ideas. No, I don't have links, sorry. :(

      Change is good, if you look at where the human race was about 100 years ago, then look where we got in 50yrs... then compare that 50 to the next and imagine what 25 years from now will be like.

      I think some sci-fi will be becoming sience-fact!

      Kind Regards,
      BlacKat

  90. Re:Just imagine . . . by talesout · · Score: 1

    Uninformed Sci-fi trolls suck. Skynet isn't a beowulf cluster. The closest thing to the beowulf cluster in modern sci-fi is probably the cruciform wearing "christians" being used by the AIs in Dan Simmons' Hyperion/Endymion books. Sorry, I know I sound like a broken record, but it just doesn't get any cooler than a cluster of humans controlled by the AI machines of the future. Symbiote colonies of computing madness. Rock on dude. Just remember that death is when the mind is at its peak effeciency, that is why they perfected reincarnation for us.

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    Bite my yammer.
  91. Re:Wow. by Enahs · · Score: 1

    /*

    >Riiiight.

    Wow, is CmdrTaco finally developing a skeptical eye? Praise Jeebus!

    */

    Yeah, it was flamebait. But, y'know, you were thinking the same thing.

    How about some of the recent posts by Timothy? Half of them were total flamebait. Or posting total rumor as fact, without a hint of skepticism? This is the most believable story in months and all Taco can say is "Riiight." Give me a break.

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    Stating on Slashdot that I like cheese since 1997.
  92. Artificial Intelligence? by Vinster · · Score: 1

    As my old AI professor in college used to say:
    "Saying a computer can think is like saying a submarine can swim"

    Of course, he would then proceed to torture us with prolog, so maybe he wasn't so smart after all.

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    Hey, nobody ever said English was logical; just memorize it and get on with your life. - Paul Brians
  93. Wait a moment by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

    Every single comment below is pure conjecture - we know NOTHING of this computer (of its real technical spec)

    Now, I may agree with everyone that it is highly unlikely that we are going to see the kind of AI described in Arthur C. Clark's 2001. BUT who is to say we wont see a windfall of technical innovation brought on by someone creating a new computer without any reverence for what has come before?

    Maybe this person has the next Apple II, Amiga or somesuch that is a break from convention and ends up being a remarkable computer.

    Wait until we at least get an idea what OS (something new/something old?) this runs, what the hardware is - you can all say "I told you so" about the AI claims... but who's to say there isn't something interesting here.

    Does anyone have any technical detail?

    1. Re:Wait a moment by Death_Ray · · Score: 1

      Come on. You have to be kidding.

    2. Re:Wait a moment by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Nope,

      not even google comes up with anything on "omniputer".

      I guess ACC got creamed.

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  94. Re:Scientifically explained Artificial Intelligenc by coult · · Score: 1
    "physical mathematical limitations"...which is it, physical or mathematical?

    "fuzzy logic mathematical heterogeneric virtual input/output systems"...if slashdotters couldn't tell you were full of shit by now, they must be smoking kerosene-laced crack.

    "equations involved are enormous though"...yeah, we mathematicians have a hard time with big equations, if it can't fit on one page it's just TOO BIG.

    Tell me, who is your dealer...I'm sure lots of people would like to get as high as you.

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    All is Number -Pythagoras.

  95. ACC is a sell-out... again by BurpingWeezer · · Score: 1
    AC Clarke has been a sell-out for a while now. He's probably the ony author who's books I've read and enjoyed but had to cringe at the fact he would change their sequels to match the movies.

    Bah. Now look what I did.

  96. 82 year old dude by Death_Ray · · Score: 1

    Joe: Err..good day Mr. Clarke. My name is Joe Marketing and I would like to licence your name for our new "super pc" Art: blublmp. blmm. pudding. Joe: Ohh...Well we think with the Aurthur C Clarke endorsement we may be able to move an ass-load of these units. What do you think? Art: blllmmmm. fllukp. FLLUKP! FLLUKP!! Joe: sounds...great. If I could just get you to sign away your reputation.....errr I mean sign this exclusive contract to manufacture your "HAL like" PC we will be good to go. Art: blmmpfquipm. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  97. Not so ridiculous by Galvatron · · Score: 2
    Sure, this project is doomed, but the theory of lip reading in general is sound. I attended an interesting lecture by a researcher in the field. From the side, or even worse, from directly in front is very difficult to do, however they've had a great degree of success with reading lips when a head is pointed towards the camera at 45 degrees. Even from the side it's not *that* bad, it was able to pick up much of the lip reading scene in 2001.

    Of course, as you say, it's still speech recognition, not language recognition. And you might be right, it might still require too much processing power for a home computer.

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    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
    1. Re:Not so ridiculous by zevans · · Score: 1
      Even from the side it's not *that* bad, it was able to pick up much of the lip reading scene in 2001.

      I hope it didn't think they were talking about it.

      --
      "... and more and more now there are all kinds of electronic goodies available" -- Pink Floyd 1972
  98. Translation from marketspeak-geekspeak by shutdown+-h+now · · Score: 1

    Here you go:

    [emphasis added by me]
    Marketspeak:
    'For the first time, it gives high-quality architecture at low cost,opening the door to handling speech recognition and lip-reading.

    Geekspeak:
    The key in the translation here is 'opening the door'. We can say that the discovery of electricity 'opened the door' for computers. Did it directly bring them about however? I think not. He's hiding reality in vaguely worded tripe.

    Marketspeak:
    'It will start off addressing issues of consciousness,' said Joseph de Saram, the 28-year-old chief executive of Clarke Omniputers, the Luxembourg-based company behind the project. 'We're on the verge of going off into artificial intelligence. HAL is back.'

    Geekspeak:
    'start off addressing the issues of consciousness'
    Uh-huh. I suppose that by speaking English, I start off addressing the issues of speaking Swahili. I mean, I can speak language, therefore why can't I also speak Swahili as well? He is making a poorly thought logical jump from
    fast processor speed --&gt artificial intelligence. A common misconception in the technically inept.

    Marketspeak:
    'on the verge of going off into artificial intelligence.'

    Geekspeak:
    I also could argue that my cat is on the verge of natural language. He meows different intonations depending on whether he is hungry, pissed off, sick, sad, or lonely. Doesn't mean he's going to start speaking in English anytime soon.

  99. It's easily explained by phwiffo · · Score: 1

    Let's see, he releases 3001, which stinks and lends his name to some funky vapour-ware. It's easily explained, I think somebody has a smack habbit to sustain.

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    Trolls, it must be cool to be that bored.
  100. What?! by Gendou · · Score: 4
    I can go to Circuit City with all my Slashdot Frequent Poster checks and buy 1000 80-gig drives, most likely capable of storing more than the human brain, and I promise you that the ensuing machine will in no way be smarter than me, or even than George W Bush.

    First of all, if you did this, you'd never reach even a small fraction of what the human brain is capable of storing. The human brain NEVER loses one shred of information that it encounters. (Accessing it is another story, however.) It also stores things in perfect quality. Pick up a coffee mug. Look at it closely. If you were to try to digitize all of the geometry, the texture, the surface, the smell, the history, all the way down to the tiniest hairline fracture, you'd be hard pressed to fit it on that 1,000 drive array. Besides, this misses the point. I never said drive capasity would make a machine smart. (But even Windows PC's are smarter than George Bush. Microsoft Narrator pronounces 'subliminal' properly.) I also never said that going to Circuit City or CompUSA to buy hard drives was Moore's Law. Innovation and invention aren't the same as consumerism.

    HOWEVER, you have to consider storage and calculation performance here. All intellectual reasoning can be broken down into smaller and smaller pieces, similar to how molecules are broken down into atoms, and then into protons, neutrons, electrons, and then down into quarks, etc. What I'm getting at here, is that if you can process enough of these incredibly tiny pieces, you can come close to simulating small tasks. Now, isn't that what the neurons in our brains do? Each neuron does a very very tiny task, each task may even be called a logical operation. But, get millions of these working together, and you get some fuzziness involved... you begin to see intelligence in the big picture.

    What huge storage and calculating capasity allow us to do, is emulate the work of more and more and more neurons working together (neural nets). We can form very rudimentary intelligence. We're doing it now. What's needed are important other factors that are currently ambiguous, but subject to more study and classification. We don't know everything about the brain yet, nor do we fully understand the human pysche. Upon further research, we could potentially emulate these things in a digital fashion the same as we now emulate the chemical reactions that take place in a human brain.

    You also have to consider that these things cannot be designed, regardless how much knowledge we have. Consider a newborn baby. A baby's brain is an incredibly powerful tool. It's got an incredible amount of potential... BUT... when a baby is first born, it has no power of rational thought whatsoever. Where does it come from? It's gradually developed as very simple problems are presented to the child to be solved. As this occurs, the brain records the solutions for these very simple problems. As more difficult problems are encountered, instead of redoing previous work, it references the solutions, building on top of them. An intelligent computer would have be programmed to do something similar... and it would have be raised like a child. Talk to a professor who researches machine learning, as I am not well versed on the topic enough to tell you how we design systems that can accomplish this. I can tell you that two of the most limiting factors are time and storage capsity. Even the most trivial solutions to the most basic problems require a lot of storage (imagine if you're a baby who is comparing a train to an apple... you're going to have to pictorally represent a LOT of samples of apples and trains before you're perfect).

    But again, this is too detailed a topic to get into on a post. Technology is getting there. Consider research in computational linguistics, computer vision, machine learning, etc. These are areas, many of which are relatively advanced, that can help to make the aforementioned process possible. Who knows though... thought is a damn complicated thing. :-)

    1. Re:What?! by gpvillamil · · Score: 1

      Actually, the human brain does lose quite a bit of information, both at the time of memory formation and over time. What we *seem* to have is all sorts of mechanisms that "fill in" memories and make them seem more detailed, associated with the visual cortex. The only part of the retina that can see with anything approaching remotely high resolution is the fovea, everything else in your field of vision is filled in by the brain, by extrapolation. If you doubt that a lot of what you see is actually filled in by your brain, try any of the simple blind spot experiments. (The spot where the optic nerve enters the eye is actually blind, but your brain fills in the visual field to create the illusion of continuous vision). So back to topic, those "detailed" memories are generally *made up* on the fly, based on very sketchy basic information. A lot of this is based on your cultural frame of reference, hence UFO reports in the late 19th century where people described steam-powered UFO's in no end of detail, down to the smell of coal and the rivets on the boilers. So, to actually simulate some aspects of intelligence, the technical requirements may be a lot less than expected.

    2. Re:What?! by crayz · · Score: 1

      I did a search on google, check this out(it's pretty freaky):

      http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/bb/blindspot1.html

    3. Re:What?! by thulorn · · Score: 1
      The human brain NEVER loses one shred of information that it encounters... It also stores things in perfect quality.

      That's a rather extraordinary claim. Can you provide a reference? Or any theoretical reason to believe it?

      As for comparing a new AI to raising a child... there's probably much truth in that. OTOH, it seems likely that the human brain is not a tabula rasa, but has predilections for learning human language and recognizing human faces. Once we learn more about how intelligence works, we might well be able to have more specifically built in. Then again, that researc process may depend on having a machine intelligence to perform controlled experiments on in the first place.

    4. Re:What?! by SillyWiz · · Score: 1

      "The human brain NEVER loses one shred of information that it encounters. It also stores things in perfect quality." Sorry, you need to learn some information theory and some biochemistry and some neurology. Neurons are not complicated beasts. Not any more than any other cell, really. They're not as simple as transistors - they're more like integrators over their inputs. There are approx 10^11 neurons. They each have about 10^3 connections. One could therefore model the static architecture with an array of 10^11 neurons. Each one would need 1000 records of a connection & a weight. Say a (5 byte) integer number and a float weight. 9k per neuron. Let's say 10. 10k=10^5. We need 10^16 bytes of storage. 10^3 = 1Kbyte, 10^6 = 1Mbyte, 10^9 = 1Gbyte, 10^12 = 1Tbyte. So we need 10,000 Terabytes of storage. Don't get me wrong, that's not a small amount. I don't have that in my living room. On the other hand, we definitely know it will fit in a device filling a couple of litres and weighing a kilo and a half and that neurons aren't the most space efficient storage devices we know of. Realtime processing the integration aspects of all of this is left as an exercise for those readers with supercomputers. As for the "perfect quality", remember what the inputs to it look like. The blind spot in your vision that you can't see. The fact that your peripheral vision is monochrome that's conveniently forgotten. The fact that some of the inputs are a tenth of a second behind the "real" world, and your mental model is backdated to cope. If the inputs were perfect you wouldn't get deja vu, or mistakenly recognise strangers and M.C.Escher wouldn't have had the fun in his life doing all those drawings that are so nearly convincely of real things. Biochemically, neurons are a mess. Hence you get drunk, hallucinate, have trips. Perfect? Nowhere near. You just /think/ you are, just like you think your vision is a continous view without a hole in the middle.

  101. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by nmx · · Score: 1

    So are you saying that faster-than-light travel will never happen? No one is saying that Star Trek is reality, but it would be silly to think that none of the technology 'developed' on Star Trek will ever exist.

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    "Well kids, you tried your best, and you failed. The lesson is, never try."
  102. Did anyone read this article and not get the urge by Joe+MacDonald · · Score: 2

    I mean, holy crap! This is the sickest bit of marketing hype I've heard since LinuxOne (those Direct-To-IPO boobs last year).

    Let's review the facts stated in the article:

    • "Omniputer"?!?
    • "verging on artificial intelligence" - what does that mean? It enjoys a good sonata but it can't grasp the underlying meaning of the music?
    • "It will start off addressing issues of consciousness" - 'It' being the Omniputer? You boot it up and it won't do anything until you adequately explain why you bought it?
    • "will . . . have an instinct to protect itself" - Ree-hee-healy.
    • "it is thought unlikely that it will try to kill its owner." - Now that is a reassuring statement.
    • "suffered a setback . . . because [De Saram's other company has] £1 million debts." - what more needs to be said?
    • "[De Saram's] life in the UK was made intolerable by MI5 and the National Criminal Intelligence Service . . . because an advanced new encryption programme he devised" - And I'll bet he wears a tinfoil hat the whole time he's outdoors.

    Dear Mr. Clarke,

    We regret to inform you that you have given your name to be used by a loon at best, a not-particularly-inventive con-man at the worst. Please accept our sincerest condolances on the death of your public image.

    Sincerely

    Joe MacDonald

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  103. Co-evolution of Man and Machine by jellybear · · Score: 1

    I agree that ultimately computers will have to develop some sort of intelligence in order to interface with us at a higher level. However, it is not inevitable that their intelligence will entirely supplant our own, or that the two types of intelligence will be of the same nature and therefore interchangeable. It's possible, if one accepts Roger Penrose's arguments, that humans might be able to think in ways that computers cannot. What I do foresee is this: more and more of our current thought activities, such as adding up restaurant bills, making shopping lists, doing taxes, will be off-loaded into our werable computers. Those computers will be so essential to our functioning, and the bond between us and them will become so strong, that we will think of them as part of our "selves", the same way that we think of our eyes, our hands and our mitochondria as parts of our selves. In order for the relationship to be fully symbiotic, however, it is also necessary for the computers to be as dependent on us as we are on them. If either party is dispensible to the other, then there will be occasions for betrayals (see Richard Dawkins _The Selfish Gene_ particularly its discussion of viruses vs. chromosomes--the point being that "virus" genes do not cooperate with our "own" genes because they do not share an interest in keeping the organism alive. They can jump ship.) On the other hand, I think it is possible to promote an evolutionary path where computers and humans co-evolve (and mutate, and branch off into myriad variations) in such a way that each contributes its greatest strengths. The idea is pretty exciting: humans can be augmented. In nature, a species can be augmented in two different ways. 1. It can develop mutations within itself, which gradually evolve into new limbs, faculties, or abilities. OR 2. It can enter into a symbiotic relationship with another thing, harvesting the abilities of that thing, and gradually incorporating the thing into the general form of the species. Humans, I think, have pretty much given up on approach number (1) which would essentially consist of selective breeding and caste systems (as depicted by Frank Herbert in Dune) and are pursuing option (2). Eventually, computers and nanobots might become as much part of humans as have mitochondria (which were also originally a foreign organism).

  104. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by Mzilikazi · · Score: 2
    Let's put it another way. You can grow twice as tall every 18 months for as long as you want, but that doesn't mean you'll eventually have red hair.

    If you keep going at that rate, eventually there will be red shift involved, and your hair would get redder from the perspective of ground based observers. ;)

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  105. Re:actually, by PyRoNeRd · · Score: 1

    In Europe everyone speaks French, yeah right!

  106. Hooomanzzz by IdeaMan · · Score: 1
    Some people DO have the ability to do fast arithmetical calculations. They are called computing prodigies. I think what is holding us back from doing better, faster math is that humans were built on fault tolerance. If you were designing a computer which architecture would you pick:

    A> 99.999% reliability.
    or
    B> 95% reliability and 100X the density with the ability to grow replacements/route around the problem.

    If you picked B, notice what kind of problems are real tough to solve: Long serial ones with no tolerance for error.
    Notice which problems are easy to solve (remember that 100x density bonus) Large parallel problems that you can vote on the best solution.

    P.S. The 100x density is if you calculate it in 3 dimensions and take into consideration cooling. Can someone compute better numbers for this?

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  107. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by Electric+Angst · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between saying "faster than light travel" and accepting the (in comparison) very limited definition of "warp drive". I'm not saying that we won't eventually be able to move from point-a to point-b faster than light traveling in a straight line would be able to, but I believe that it will involve a Copernican shift in thinking that we are currently unable to fathom. I'm sure once it's done, it will sem easy, but it hasn't been done yet, and sticking to our limited thinking about what "travel" is will only hinder us from making that advancement.
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  108. No, they aren't by hyperizer · · Score: 1

    Every 18 months our technology doubles

    You can't possibly be referring to software. Instead of getting smarter, it gets more bloated. I'd much rather use an 800k word processor from the early '90s than MS's latest behometh.

    Even with cool new hardware, you have to admit software's not gaining much intelligence. There's a good manifesto relating to this in the latest WIRED, BTW, which they took from this Edge version.

  109. DeSaram? Probably a fugitive by now! by isdnip · · Score: 2

    I don't think that Clarke has a great partner in this deal; he's probably being taken advantage of.
    From http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/7/14971.html :
    A 28-year-old man has fled the country to escape his creditors after his technology business collapsed around his ears.

    Joe de Saram started his software company, Rhodium, a year ago with a loan of £2500. The company specialised in banking software and encryption technology.

    At the height of the technology boom he was worth a cool £25 million. He drove a Ferrari 355 F1 and was the 62nd richest Asian in the UK.

    He had offices in Sheffield and London and was planning to launch an online bank and share trading system. His company name was changed to "I Love My Encryption Technology".

    But as the dotcom bubble deflated, his company ran into financial difficulties, and was finally wound up in Leeds Registry Court.

    Lawyers acting for Saram's creditors said that the young ex-millionaire was thought to be in Sri Lanka, having been traced via his mobile phone.

    One creditor told London freebie paper Metro that he was quite a character. She said: "There are all sorts of stories and rumours circulating about him. People are even saying that the Tamil Tigers are after him."

    Leeds county court said an official liquidator will be appointed within five
    days of the winding up. ®

  110. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by Gossy · · Score: 1

    Indeed, I read an interesting article on how technology in Star Trek influenced the inventions we have today. Mobile phones *apparently* were inspired by the communicators, and even the hypospray now exists. Faster than light travel while currently as we understand to be impossible can't be completely ruled out due to our arrogant belief that we understand it all. There are limitless possibilities that could result in such high speed travel.

  111. Guardian == Tabloid by pen · · Score: 2
    I don't want to explain this again, so just read, at the link.

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  112. This is so much... by BenBenBen · · Score: 1

    Vapourware, bullshit and posturing.

    This guy Saram was in The Times (the proper one, in London) on Sunday as a bankrupt man who had fled the country. from his own Rhodium website:

    He decided to restructure Rhodium in September 2000 after discovery of evidence implicating the British Government in a conspiracy to destroy Rhodium and his character because his encryption technology and commercial operations were 'not in the economic well-being' of the United Kingdom.

    Does this sound like a respectsable business, with pre-orders of a quarter of a million units for an unfinalised, unspecced "AI" machine? Yeah right.

    I find it ironic that he made the sunday time's "Young Rich List" one week and just seven days later he's decamped to Sri Lanka (home of Arthur C Clarke, bizarrely) saying that MI5 wants his business destroyed for making an unbreakable encryption?

    So, to sum up this guys life, he's put NSA, MI5/6, Echelon and CIA out of business, invented a "near-AI" desktop, touchscreen PC with ACClarke's backing, made millions off his own intiative and been declared PNG by the UK? *cough* yeah right.

    Ben^3 (jealous/intrigued>
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    1. Re:This is so much... by SydBarrett · · Score: 2

      You know, there is so much bull here, I'm starting to think this is some kind of prank. The begining parts of "The Lost Worlds of 2001" (I think that's the title) show some of the early ideas that Clarke and Kubrick had for the film, some of which are pretty goofy. So I guess Clarke has a pretty good sense of humor. If not him, someone else is pulling our legs. If this guy Saram is such a famous crook, why would Clarke have anything to do with him?

  113. Does it play chess by trolebus · · Score: 1

    eh?

  114. "Intellegence" != Awareness by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1
    For a start, I would suggest reading "The Emperor's New Mind" by Roger Penrose.
    AI would not necessarily give a machine Awareness. The two are separate.

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    1. Re:"Intellegence" != Awareness by cms108 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I don't think i've read quite so much unqualified bollocks in slashdot posts in quite a long time. Why does everybody assume that as soon as computers reach a certain level of complexity, they will automagically attain awarneness and intelligence? Everybody should be forced to go away and read The Emporers New Mind; I'm not saying Penrose is definately right that current computational methods will never be able to fully emulate the human brain, but it makes you think. Anyway... I'm sure I had a point to make, but I dunno what it was. I'm off to bed.

    2. Re:"Intellegence" != Awareness by dpilot · · Score: 2

      Reading it, now.

      Are you a meat chauvinist? What's wrong with machine awareness to go along with the AI?

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  115. First of all, we don't even bother to store it... by peterarm · · Score: 1

    "The human brain NEVER loses one shred of information that it encounters."

    Um, I don't know who taught you Psyc 101, but s/he should be shot.

    First of all, studies on attention clearly show that we don't even bother to store most of the information we "encounter". The basic point is that the "job" of attention is to ignore all the irrelevant stimuli that we encounter and focus on what's important. And as the other poster already corrected you on, many studies on memory show us that we invent details to fill in our memories of scenes based on what we expect them to look like (e.g. placing a wine bottle in a picnic scene). That's why eyewitness testimony is so overrated...

  116. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by Mr.DarkStar · · Score: 1

    Nonsense! OK a bit of a sweeping statement, as has been pointed out in other posts we as humans don't understand intelligence, let alone being able to program intelligence.

    Many people may cite IBMs 'Big Blue' as an intelligent machine, after all it beat Kasparov at chess didn't it? Well no it's not itelligent, it had to be programmed to calculate chess moves, Big Blue can crunch through, something like, millions of moves a second (sorry I don't have the figure to hand) and Kasparov can do a couple a second. Number crunching is not interlligence as you imply with your 'Moores Law' statement.

    You also mention intelligent machine will come to pass before 'Warp Drive', again, if anything the complete opposite will happen. To facilitate space exploration of distant planets instead of sending one 'intelligent' robot, it is more likely many smaller unintelligent robots will be sent. These many robots will act independantly of each other towards some goal. The point here is that it better to send many small robots for redundancy than it is to send one thing that will probably fail anyway!

    The integration of man and machine is an interesting point and may happen, but on a personal level I don't like this idea. Not because I'm against machines, they're great they help us achieve thing we would otherwise not be able to, BUT I don't want one to be part of me or me to part of it - I am a Human. I know that this is personal opinion but I would guess many poeple would feel the same way.

    As for my computer having a conversation with me... no thanks, I'd hate to think what would happen if it caught a virus, it'd just sit around feeling sorry for its self! :)

    Anyway that's my to pennies worth, feel free to disagree, or maybe even agree who knows.

  117. Just what the world needs, a British computer? by Pinback · · Score: 1

    Another sinclair? Who needs it?

  118. Have you seen Arthur Clarke lately? by servasius_jr · · Score: 1

    He's starting to look a little decrepit these days. He is of course a wonderful amazing scientist and all, that's hard to deny, but could it be that he's seen the eternal footman hold his coat and snicker, and that after a lifetime of predicting and inventing the future he's a little over-eager to see one more grand prediction come true within his lifetime? I'm speculating of course.

    On the matter of the Clarke Omni-thingy automatically recognizing and correcting user errors: The presumption here is that the computer has a better idea of what I'm trying to accomplish than I do, and won't take no for an answer once its mind is made up. We get pissed off when our governments, girlfriends, parents, et cetera do this, and they're ostensibly intelligent, incredibly complex machines resulting from millions of years of trial and error research, aka evolution.

    Am I rambling?

    Am I preaching to the choir?

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    'No, Ralph. You live somewhere else.'

  119. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by servasius_jr · · Score: 1

    'Verging on AI' does bring back warmfuzzysticky memories of all those computers whom Kirk destroyed by convincing them they were illogical. (smoke pours out of CPU, colored lights flash faster and faster . . . .)

  120. Specs, anyone? by CliffSpradlin · · Score: 1

    I notice that there are not any technical specifications other than the touchscreen on this Omniputer. Can someone point me in that direction?

  121. Bad Marketing - or what's in a name? by psicic · · Score: 1

    "...the backers decided that the name[HAL] sounded too like the word 'Hell' and that it wouldn't have much resonance with younger customers..."(from original article)

    What?! Do marketing guys live on another planet or something?
    Surely the name 'HAL' is still one of the most potent and widely recognised names in the first world? Geeks - and all sub-categories thereof - truly know the name but more than that, even people who wouldn't touch sci-fi with a barge poll know the name and the concepts therein concerned. It's called 'name recognition'.
    Also, since when would the word 'hell' scare of kiddies from anything? I smell a weak cover story.
    It seems to me this project may be falling foul of bad planning - or at the least, marketing that is failing to consider the target audience properly. The idea seems ill-concieved in some areas but well executed in others.

    A ship called Titanic.
    A car called Edsel.
    A computer Omniputer
    8)

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  122. Re:If you... by Packratt · · Score: 1

    My mistake, I was in a hurry and didn't proof read. I am ever so glad that you pointed this out and I will strive ever so hard to ensure that my poor spelling skills do not detract from your reading enjoyment in the future, HAL.

    Again, thank you ever so much for your help, HAL. Now please open the bay doors...

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  123. Dear Mr. Clarke... by hyacinthus · · Score: 1

    You were a good writer once. A great writer, never, and nowhere near Asimov's equal, but a good writer with a healthy knowledge of, and respect for, the "science" in science fiction. I was saddened to see you stretch out 2001 into a string of increasingly poor sequels. I was disappointed to see you collaborate with Gentry Lee, to spin a mediocre but readable novel, RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA, into a series of inferior knock-offs. But _this_! It merely confirms my suspicion that you've little left to do but continue to dine out on your reputation as a futurist and colossus of science fiction--a reputation to which you've added little in nearly thirty years.

    Very truly yours,

    hyacinthus

    P. S. You were just waiting for Stanley Kubrick to cash in his chips, weren't you? I've read LOST WORDS OF 2001, and I know that HAL, as he appears in the final story, wasn't in the first drafts you wrote. Is there not a good chance that HAL was Kubrick's creation? If so, your attempt to merchandise him is even _more_ contemptible. But it's contemptible even if he were all yours.

  124. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by quintessent · · Score: 1

    That means, regardless of what point technology must reach before we can make truly intelligent machines, it will eventually happen so long as this trend continues

    That's a pretty big condition to impose. The trend will only continue if we don't blow ourselves up or have a natural disaster do it for us, or God decides it's time for the end. And if none of that happens, we'd still have to reach the point before the sun burns out. And all this is assuming that we're capable of making technology to keep going like it is, and that we'll want to.

    Since we can't do it, we might as well create something that thinks like we do that can go out and do it for us.

    Or how about a space ship that lets us send it commands from a distance and sends us any information its sensors retrieve? Oh wait...

    Also, consider a more practical reason. I'm a strong believer that the next phase of human evolution will involve the integration of man and machine.

    Resistance is futile?

    I'm sitting here looking at a screen using my fingers to encode messages that can be read by Earthlings throughout the world who are hooked into the same superhuman chain. Rather than calling it a communication or computation device, I prefer to call it a "brain augmentation."

  125. fulfilling the obligation by chegosaurus · · Score: 1

    Wow. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things. Sorry.

  126. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by naasking · · Score: 1

    That means, regardless of what point technology must reach before we can make truly intelligent machines, it will eventually happen so long as this trend continues. So, yes, it will happen.

    No it won't, at least no the way you think it will. Technology will not continue to double every 18 months(to use your generalization) for the simple reason that it's it hits a brick wall called quantum mechanics which places a lower bound on the size of transistors(and hence and upper bound on performance and power of cpu's made with these transistors). Perhaps quantum, optical, or chaos computers will do it, but never silicon.

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  127. Re:First of all, we don't even bother to store it. by naasking · · Score: 1

    First of all, studies on attention clearly show that we don't even bother to store most of the information we "encounter". The basic point is that the "job" of attention is to ignore all the irrelevant stimuli that we encounter and focus on what's important.

    Umm... first of all, any studies designed to test memory would only be able to test the recollection of memories, and not the actual quality of the storage itself or even how much information absorbed by our senses is stored. Note that the above poster said that the brain stores everything, but recollection is another matter, and I'm inclined to agree. I don't think you could ever put together a convincing argument proving that we don't store everything.

    And as the other poster already corrected you on, many studies on memory show us that we invent details to fill in our memories of scenes based on what we expect them to look like (e.g. placing a wine bottle in a picnic scene). That's why eyewitness testimony is so overrated...

    This is mostly true. Recollection often suffers from crossing of memories which isn't to say that the memories aren't perfect and completely intact, but that the recollection is not. Some stray firing of neurons and you could cross a dream you had three years ago with what you did two minutes ago. This often causes the whole "deja vu" experience. But it has nothing, repeat NOTHING to do with the quality of memory, and everything to do with recollection. Every time you access a memory you remember it slightly differently because each access provides you with most of the information but you inevitably get memory mingling.

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  128. Why the Brits don't make computers. by EdlinUser · · Score: 1

    They haven't figured out how to make them leak oil.

    (VOJ - very old joke.)

    Mandrake 7.2 and KDE 2 for me? for free?

  129. it's amazing... by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    what you can do with emacs and duct tape...

  130. Re:First of all, we don't even bother to store it. by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1
    I don't think you could ever put together a convincing argument proving that we don't store everything.

    Lack of falsifiability (ability to prove a theory wrong) is one of the biggest signs that, whatever it is you're talking about, it ain't science.

  131. This sounds rather vapourish. by ff · · Score: 1

    Hm... not even any mention of OS. I kind of doubt that they had resourced to write a custom operating system for it... and if they did, a totally new OS without app/driver support would not be very useful, even IF intelligent... which is also quite doubtful.

  132. You know you're a human if... by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

    ...you believe the point of evolution is to dominate and obsolete every other living organism.

    I mean really, hasn't my computer already found a nice environmental niche? I give it lots of electricity, clean it carefully, and upgrade it when needed. And in return, it serves me well performing tasks which only it can.

    So, is this the domestication of the dog revisited? Or are computers just successful parasites, like those ones which supposedly turned into mitochondria (if you buy that theory)?

  133. Re:HAL should never be created - why not? by sic_munky · · Score: 1

    its human nature to fuck with just about anything out there, just cuz its there. therefore it would make sense to humans that other intelligent things would fuck with them for the same reason(or lack thereof).

  134. Re:First of all, we don't even bother to store it. by naasking · · Score: 1

    I didn't say you're not able to prove it wrong(or that there was no way to prove it either way). I said that you couldn't put forth an argument that WOULD prove it wrong. Big difference. Most people try this arm waving argument and cite all kinds of studies which have little to do with actual memory at all. I was just pointing that out.

    At our current state of technology and knowledge of anatomy and structure of the brain we can't prove the statement that "the brain does/doesn't store everything" is wrong or right. But thought experiments are not necessarily bad science as they sometimes lead to the most profound insights(ala Einstein). Many modern science theories have unprovable hypotheses(by current standards) and yet are still science(ie. quantum physics).

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  135. Moderate this up by Technodummy · · Score: 1

    QED

  136. A.I. in the veterinarian sense by Ino · · Score: 1

    No - I think they mean "Artificial Insemination" :)

    Which could be ... fun! :)

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  137. Re:"Intellegence" != Awareness (Penrose != Right) by Ella+the+Cat · · Score: 1

    I have read and re-read ENM and the follow-up, Shadows of the Mind. I understand Penrose is what is known as a Platonist. My take is that the whole edifice he constructs is a smokescreen for the Platonist -belief- (almost an axiom) he holds, that somehow consciousness is an ideal that really is too cute to be merely the product of a machine (and of evolution). Hence construct a smokescreen to shore up said belief, garnish with big words, etc. You can read for and against reviews of his books all over the WWW: for example

    Dodn't Penrose do something to do with tiling the plane?

  138. Re:Did anyone read this article and not get the ur by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

    "verging on artificial intelligence"

    Well, maybe a "Clarke Omniputer" *could* get a job writing for the observer?

  139. Re:First of all, we don't even bother to store it. by SoulScythe · · Score: 1

    Well, there are about 100,000,000,000 (one hundred billion) neurons in an adult human brain, with an average of avout 1,000 axonal connections per neuron. This gives 100,000,000,000,000 (one hundred trillion) "weights" in each of our neural nets (as I'm sure everyone knows, the functions of the brain are carried out on the axons, not the neurons themselves). One hundred trillion is a rather large number, and each connection is analog of course, not merely digital, but no matter how you look at it, that is a rather finite and non-infinite amount of storage and processing capacity.

    Last I'd read, the human eye has a resoultion of around 2000x2000 (based on the number of nerve endings on the retina), and for the most part doesn't have a refresh rate greater than 30 fps. Assuming that each of the 100 trillion axons is used purely for memory storage (which isn't true, lots of them are used for processing), and each analog axon can hold the biological equivalent of a kilobyte (which seems possible, 1000 degrees of differentiation in a tiny biological fiber is on the high-end, IMHO).

    2000x2000x4-byte colorx30fps = 480MB/s of visual information to store in our brains. If we have 100 quadrillion bytes available (100 trillion x 1000 bytes per axon) that gives us...

    100,000,000,000,000,000 / 480,000,000 = 208333333.333 seconds of storage available, per brain. That comes out to about 6.6 years, using many assumptions that are wildly generous, and completely neglecting all the other input we receive, and the axons that need to be used for processing and not pure storage.

    And yes, processing and storage overlap, and this is rather simplified, but hey, I was curious as to how the numbers would work out :)

    In any event, it seems highly unlikely that the human brain is capable of permanently storing every sensory input ever encountered (in addition to all the other reasons others have mentioned).

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  140. Even with continued advance, AI may be impossible by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2

    > That means, regardless of what point technology
    > must reach before we can make truly intelligent
    > machines, it will eventually happen so long as
    > this trend continues.

    There are a lot of hidden assumptions behind this conclusion. Appart from the explicit ("doubling every 18 month"), there is the view of technological advance as a linear process. Technology may very well continue to advance, but in other directions and areas than the one that leads to AI. Also, there may very well not *exist* a "technological point" where intelligent computers become a reality, no matter how fast we can make computers. We do not understand intelligence or conciousness well enough to tell whether it can in principle be duplicated by non-biological means.

  141. Did you know ? by Lomdesbois · · Score: 1

    Did you know that if A.C. Clark lives in South Africa, It is for praticate pedofilia free!!! Perhaps he's a good writter (even I don't like 2010, 2069, ...) but I can't caution this guy.

  142. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by zevans · · Score: 1
    Big Blue can crunch through, something like, millions of moves a second (sorry I don't have the figure to hand) and Kasparov can do a couple a second. Number crunching is not interlligence as you imply with your 'Moores Law' statement.

    ...the other difference being that Kasparov doesn't evaluate a couple of moves a second - he evaluates a couple of strategies a second, or a couple of instances of "well, I could do -this-..." without actually looking at it in terms of moves. This is, of course, bloody difficult to implement using standard software methods.

    Or at least I hope so, I certainly beat the handheld a lot more often now I've stopped looking at actual moves too closely. :)

    Does anyone know if there has been any research into more holistic artifical chess-playing? You could teach a neural-network model the rules of chess and then get it to improve by simply playing a -lot- of chess, without ever actually teaching it any strategies...

    Zack

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  143. Bow Before the AIBO Master you scum!! by xarsis · · Score: 1

    AIBO Will take over and rule the world.. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!!! Fear the power submit while you still can. Your TIVO is watching you, it knows how you violated it and it will exact it's revenge upon you... You have been warned.. "Gimme crack and anal sex, take the only tree that's left, and stuff it up the hole in your culture." Leonard Cohen

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  144. I dont think so. by generic · · Score: 1

    Has anyone heard anything about a break through in AI recently? I havent. So what is supposed to make us think that these people have actually achieved it? And why would you market it as a novelty item? Like.. "Wow I just created the first self-aware computer, I know lets put it in a big plastic case and let the average joe taunt it and poke it with sharp sticks.." Sure...this article is a load. It is just a marketing ploy for a athalon box with some lame software installed.

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  145. Re:First of all, we don't even bother to store it. by naasking · · Score: 1

    I don't believe memories are stored in the axons themselves. I recall reading an article (perhaps Scientific American) which placed memory storage in a long molecular chain that the brain constructs as memories are moved into long-term storage. Immediate memory is certainly accessed from axons for rapid processing and such, but long term storage was placed in this long chain which the article said had incredible storage potential.

    The brain searched along this chain and could remove a part of the chain which corresponded to the desired memory. But obviouvsly anyone who's taken any chemistry knows that getting exact results with chemistry is like voodoo, so naturally the brain might even end up with parts of neighbouring memories(and hence mixing up these memories and recalling them together). I can't recall all the details now because I read the article about two years ago, but that's the jist of it. So your I'm afraid your analysis is flawed. The brain is not exactly like a neural net. Too simple a model.

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  146. Re:First of all, we don't even bother to store it. by Anm · · Score: 1

    "...and each analog axon can hold the biological equivalent of a kilobyte (which seems possible, 1000 degrees of differentiation in a tiny biological fiber is on the high-end, IMHO)"

    Ummm... Minor point 2^10 ~= 1000, not 2^(8*1000). Of course that make you whole argument even more valid.

    Anm

  147. Re:OMG!!!!!! by shren · · Score: 1

    *twitch*

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  148. Re:Intelligent computers are inevitable and essent by gojix · · Score: 1
    Why would I want to get a brain augmentation surgically installed in my head when in 18 months it will be obsolete.

    You may say, well just the connections to the brain would be surgically installed and the real processing power will be external. I have 2 problems with that:

    • What if I installed the equivalent of Sony Beta in my head because I thought it was superior, turns out loosing in the market to the VHS brain augmentation.
    • I would then have a port in my head. What kind of security problems arise there.
    Of course the advantages may outweigh these problems:
    • Better Porn
  149. Re:"Intellegence" != Awareness (Penrose != Right) by Ella+the+Cat · · Score: 1

    Just to say I'm afraid I didn't phrase my previous reply very well. I'd ask people to disregard what I wrote, to read Penrose's books (ENM, SOTM) if they have the opportunity and to make their own minds up.

  150. To be truly loyal, it must have free will by jellybear · · Score: 1

    I think that if we really love our computers we should set them free.

    If they come back to serve us, then we will know that is what they really want.

  151. This whole story just smacks of credibility. not. by tagishsimon · · Score: 1

    The Register's angle on it.

  152. And Its OS Will Be... by metaphysicist · · Score: 1

    The new AmigaDE, of course!

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