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  1. Re:Finally a cure for DHMO poisoning on Tracking Water Molecules Could Unlock Secrets · · Score: 2, Funny

    DHMO is nothing compared to the threat that is Oxygen Dihydride (PDF, info on page 3).

  2. Re:I think on What Is Time? One Researcher Shares His Exploration · · Score: 1

    Indeed. What he's really researching is the Second Law.

    ObSimpsons: Lisa, in this house, we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!!!!

  3. Re:Of course on California Legislature Declares "Cuss-Free" Week · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh come on. There is absolutely no way in hell that Slashdot could be considered a Serious Screenplay.

  4. Re:Motion seconded, do we have quarum? on California Legislature Declares "Cuss-Free" Week · · Score: 1

    Actually, the correct response is "Fuck that shit".

    Fixed it for ya.

  5. Re:Rene Descartes on Key Letter By Descartes Found After 170 Years · · Score: 2, Funny

    [MONTY-PYTHON song="Philosophers Song"]
    Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am!"
    [/MONTY-PYTHON]

  6. ObHeinlein on Aussie Film Industry Appeals ISP Copyright Case · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's time, once again, for the ObHeinlein:

    There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or a corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years , the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped ,or turned back, for their private benefit.

    -- The Judge in "Life-Line"

  7. Re:But But but on Copernicium Confirmed As Element 112 · · Score: 1

    According to Wikipedia, it's called "Roentgenium".

  8. Re:if everyone ignored the quacks... on Use Open Source? Then You're a Pirate! · · Score: 1

    And if he's an old-skool Unix pirate, he'll say, "Argv! nroff -me timbers!"

  9. Re:Shameless plug? on Timmy O'Riley By L. Hadron and the Colliders · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, Noman is an island.

  10. Re:Because it was done on a computer, on Federal Judge Orders Schools To Stop Laptop Spying · · Score: 4, Informative

    There already is a class action suit filed.

  11. Re:With all the recent US layoffs ... on NHTSA Has No Software Engineers To Analyze Toyota · · Score: 5, Funny

    But if he is lying then he is telling the truth
    and if he is telling the truth he is lying...

    NORMAN COORDINATE!!!!!

  12. Re:More Importantly on Simon Singh To Appeal In UK Court Today · · Score: 1

    As well as Big Bang.

  13. Re:Don't believe them! on How Twitter Is Moving To the Cassandra Database · · Score: 1

    Damn... you beat me to it. I was going to say, "Cassandra? I don't believe it!"

  14. Re:Haha, 'ol Mike & Ikes on School Spying Scandal Gets Even More Bizarre · · Score: 1

    Uh, Mike&Ike's are multicolored. Good&Plenty was pink and white.

  15. Re:Burned on School Spying Scandal Gets Even More Bizarre · · Score: 1

    and when it didn't do anything we realized it was Good & Plenty

    You didn't even see Choo-Choo Charlie?

  16. Re:In a related story... on IOC Claims Olympian Lindsey Vonn's Name As Intellectual Property · · Score: 1

    Damn... Beat me to it, and I'm from not even from C-eh? N-eh? D-eh?!!!

  17. Re:Tape on PA School Spied On Students Via School-Issued Laptop Webcams · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why should they? How were the kids to know they were being spied upon?

  18. Re:I dont see the problem here on PA School Spied On Students Via School-Issued Laptop Webcams · · Score: 2, Funny

    They were obviously trying to weed out all those terrorists, commies, subversives or whatever the government is at war with this time.

    No, this is PA, not South Carolina.

  19. Re:Three strikes policies? on ACTA Document Leaks With Details On Mexico Talks · · Score: 1

    I refer you to the Sept 16, 2009 game between the Angels and the Red Sox, where Nick Green got 5 strikes before walking?

  20. Just Like Celebrity Jeopardy on A Simple Guide To Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    I'll take "The Rapists" for $200, Trebek.

    That's "Therapists", Connery!

  21. Re:failure mode on Anti-Piracy Windows 7 Update Phones Home Quarterly · · Score: 1

    Nope. I ran a classified network, in an 8 person (counting the owner) company.

  22. Re:children at risk on Texas Textbooks Battle Is Actually an American War · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah. Again, my sig (quoted below in case I change it) seems relevant as well...

    "People who need govt to enforce their religion must not have much faith in the power of its message."

  23. Re:Establishment clause smackdown on Texas Textbooks Battle Is Actually an American War · · Score: 1
    No, because treason is specifically defined in the Constitution, Article 3, Section 3:

    Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

    On the other hand, what you describe is malfeasance in office, a violation of the oath of office, etc.. and should be considered one of the "high Crimes and Misdemeanors" that are grounds for impeachment.

  24. Re:Interested but limited. on Directed Energy Weapon Downs Ballistic Missile · · Score: 1

    Boost phase is a Good Thing(tm).

    You destroy a missile in boost phase, and it comes down in his territory, not yours.

  25. Re:Clippy on OpenOffice 3.2 Released · · Score: 2, Funny
    Natalie Portman.

    It looks like your composing a Slashdot post. Would you like some assistance?

    1. I'd like to see Natalie Portman, naked and petrified
    2. I'd like to pour hot grits down my pants
    3. In Soviet Russia...
    4. I, for one, welcome our new meme-assisting overlords
    5. CowboyNeal is my pilot
    6. I'd like to get in the First Post!
    7. No thank you. You must be new here.