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IOC Claims Olympian Lindsey Vonn's Name As Intellectual Property

gehrehmee writes "As usual, the International Olympic Committee is coming down on hard on people mentioning things related to the Olympics without permission. This time it's UVEX sporting supplies, which sponsors Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn. Without explaination, their front page was today updated to include a tongue-in-cheek poem about UVEX's interaction with the IOC. Can the IOC really claim an Olypmian's name as their own intellectual property?"

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  1. Sure they can claim it by plover · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course they can claim her name as their I.P. They can also claim to be from the planet Xenu, or they can claim to be 2,000-year-old leprechauns. Claiming a thing is their property does not actually make it their property until a court has made the decision.

    For a great example of other lawyers claiming untrue things, look at BoingBoing's laugh at Demi Moore's lawyers' expense. They claimed that BoingBoing was slandering Demi Moore by saying her image was photoshopped, when clearly it was not photoshopped as attested to by the sworn testimony of the photographers.

    So the IOC can claim that Lindsey Vonn is made out of ice cream, milkweed pods, and sandpaper, if they want. Won't make it true. If UVEX wasn't getting such a good laugh out of this stupidity, I hope they'd have the integrity to restore Lindsey's name to their web site.

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    1. Re:Sure they can claim it by coolgeek · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They can't in good faith make that claim. I hope whomever it is has a lawyer who will rip their head off and shit in their neck.

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    2. Re:Sure they can claim it by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would try to refute your claims using quotes from the article, BUT THERE ISN'T ONE

    3. Re:Sure they can claim it by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1, Informative

      >> Claiming a thing is their property does not actually make it their property *unless it's enforced by technical means, thus causing it to fall under the DMCA anti-circumvention clause*
      Fixed that for you.

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    4. Re:Sure they can claim it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed, and the only way to challenge their claim is that you need lawyers. Good, expensive lawyers able to counter the army of lawyers the IOC undoubtedly has on retainer. Also, you need time...5-10 years for the courts to come to a final, uncontestable decision.

      Nearly all individuals don't have the money or lifespan to do this. That's why big institutions hold all the cards when you deal with them. Only if the institution does something truly egregious do you have a chance of getting compensation.

    5. Re:Sure they can claim it by Sockatume · · Score: 1, Funny

      They're not claiming her name as their IP, through copyright or anything else. They've told this skeezy gear company that they can't start using an olympiad's name to sell their crappy products just because that olympiad happens to use their products.

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    6. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if I attempt to circumvent her underwear to get between her legs I can get sued with the DMCA?

    7. Re:Sure they can claim it by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope whomever it is has a lawyer who will rip their head off and shit in their neck.

      Sorry, but you just gave me this image of the judge telling the IOC lawyers, "I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"

    8. Re:Sure they can claim it by plover · · Score: 1

      They've told this skeezy gear company that they can't start using an olympiad's name to sell their crappy products just because that olympiad happens to use their products.

      Which is another way of claiming their right to restrict the use of her name. Yes, it's technically different than claiming her name as I.P., but I was answering the question as posed in TFS.

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    9. Re:Sure they can claim it by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder when Adobe will pull a Google and protect their name by claiming Photoshop is not a verb (and therefore not an everyday term that might fall outside of copyright law). Or perhaps they'll just enjoy the fact (monetarily speaking) that people aren't saying, "Yah. That chick is gimped. You can see the floating pixels..."

    10. Re:Sure they can claim it by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Why restore it now, a good slashdotting worth of free advertisement is probably more than they hoped for... or maybe expected. Either way, I'm sure they are happy with their site count today.

    11. Re:Sure they can claim it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      They can, if they make the olympians sign a contract. For the Beijing Olympics, Britain made their athletes sign a contract promising not to say anything political during the event.

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    12. Re:Sure they can claim it by Mehall · · Score: 2, Informative

      /. submitters finally give up the TFA, realising few get as far as the summary, just read the headline.

    13. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps they'll just enjoy the fact (monetarily speaking) that people aren't saying, "Yah. That chick is gimped. You can see the floating pixels..."

      The real reason why people don't say that is because GIMP is a horrendous name from a marketing perspective, and that sentence will never be uttered by any one in their right mind.

      I use GIMP, but still describe the image as being either edited or shopped.

    14. Re:Sure they can claim it by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Indeed, and the only way to challenge their claim is that you need lawyers. Good, expensive lawyers able to counter the army of lawyers the IOC undoubtedly has on retainer. Also, you need time...5-10 years for the courts to come to a final, uncontestable decision.

      False. All you need to do is say "So sue me or FOAD." Then they have to:

      1. weigh if the Streisand effect is worth it
      2. weigh if the costs involved are worth it
      3. see if they have to sue in your jurisdiction
      4. weigh if the chance of winning is worth it (balance of the probabilities, etc)
      5. weigh if the eventual monetary damages, if any, are worth it

      Most lawyers letters are bluffs.

      Most people fold.

      It costs nothing to call their bluff and see if they take the next step, which is ... a demand letter giving you x number of days or else they'll sue.

      ... and again, you can fold or call their bluff ...

      ... because 90% of the time, it's a bluff.

    15. Re:Sure they can claim it by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      That depends on whether her panties are encrypted or not, but you'd probably get your ass kicked by Lindsey either way. Hell, since the chances of your anonymous nerdy ass getting within 500 yards of her are practically zero, I'd say you're safe.

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    16. Re:Sure they can claim it by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Either way, I'm sure they are happy with their site count today.

      Except possibly for the fact that the intersection of "People who purchase women's sporting gear" and "Slashdot readers" is going to be pretty close to a null set.

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    17. Re:Sure they can claim it by Mehall · · Score: 0

      Step 1)

      "a TFS" = a the
      Bad grammar. Stop it.

      2)

      use of niggers purely in an attempt to either make yourself seem a "big man" or to try and fit in.

      Stop it.

      3) AC

      Stop it.

    18. Re:Sure they can claim it by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      You jest, but given the last few years of IP cases, it's about time judges started using stronger phrasing when delivering their verdicts. Thus, I would have not problem with the following court exchange:

      IP Lawyer: Your honor, it is blatantly obvious that the defendant's flagrant disregard for my client's rights under IP law is deserving of the highest punishment afforded by law, as it represents an egregious violation of the very foundation of our society.

      Judge: Look here you cunt-faced anus head, get the fuck out of my court before I release the hounds. And don't be thinking I don't have hounds back here, I borrowed them from the groundskeeper at the country club. Oh, and don't forget to leave that stinking pile of neatly typed bullshit you call a legal brief behind, the lavatory is low on toilet paper.

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    19. Re:Sure they can claim it by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately the U.S. DMCA provides no recourse to the victims. The IOC lawyers can just say, "Ooops sorry," and not even mean it. This law is skewed in favor of abuse.

      There was a similar event ~3 weeks ago when the NFL tried to claim copyright over the "Who Dat?" logo. The NFL caused thousands (possibly millions) of dollars in damage to local businesses and all the NFL had to do was say, "Ooops... we were wrong." The victims have no recourse.

      I think if I ever get one of these notices, I'll just ignore it. Fuck the megacorps.

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    20. Re:Sure they can claim it by Golddess · · Score: 2, Funny

      But if you can tell that it is shopped just by looking at it, doesn't that make the edit gimped? :P

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    21. Re:Sure they can claim it by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Who Dat?

      Oops....sorry, this phrase was brought to you by the good people of the NFL, all rights reserved (as soon as they heard it was a popular saying down here).

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    22. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, and I can claim (truthfully) that I will not watch a rotten second of the international corporate games. Bunch of crap anyway. After about the seventh person doing 16 flips off a ski jump, who cares anyway.

      I would love to just on principle punch Shaun White in the face though... putz. When you are on the world's biggest stage, it is time to stop speaking 'bro' and start speaking the king's English.

    23. Re:Sure they can claim it by bjcopeland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... and you KNOW that Uvex is getting exactly the kind of publicity from exactly the demographic they would love to market to, for free.

      Now THAT'S good business sense

    24. Re:Sure they can claim it by schon · · Score: 2, Funny

      They can, if they make the olympians sign a contract.

      [citation needed]

      For the Beijing Olympics, Britain made their athletes sign a contract promising not to say anything political during the event.

      Please explain to me how a contract between the IOC and an athlete can be legally binding on an unrelated third party.

      Then after you do that, I will sign a contract with my neighbor stating that you owe me $1,000,000. Please send it to me via paypal.

    25. Re:Sure they can claim it by Rophuine · · Score: 1

      Either way, I'm sure they are happy with their site count today.

      Except possibly for the fact that the intersection of "People who purchase women's sporting gear" and "Slashdot readers" is going to be pretty close to a null set.

      "People who purchase women's sporting gear for wearing in public and "Slashdot readers" is going to be pretty close to a null set."

      FTFY

    26. Re:Sure they can claim it by schon · · Score: 4, Informative

      The article that was removed is available here.

      The mention of Ms. Vonn's name is in the following sentence:

      They just posted a good rundown of the Woman's field disguised as story about the rivalry between top skiers (and best friends!) Lindsey Vonn and Maria Reisch.

      That's it. No claim of her endorsing anything, just a summary of an article on another website.

    27. Re:Sure they can claim it by pla · · Score: 1

      Claiming a thing is their property does not actually make it their property until a court has made the decision.

      Actually, in this case, they have more than just a "local" claim.

      The IOC (and the Red Cross and AFAIK almost no one else) actually have their trademarks protected directly by international treaty. Not only can they enforce that claim, but the Supreme Court itself can't say boo to the contrary.

      Now, whether that extends to people competing in the Olympics or just to a small set of specific logos and words associated with the Olypics, I lack the qualifications to say. But in the general sense, yeah, they have one of the most powerful (and enforceable) trademarks on the planet.

    28. Re:Sure they can claim it by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Never heard of UVEX till this one. Their stuff any good? (wink wink ;-)

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    29. Re:Sure they can claim it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The lack of thought you put into figuring this out is really disheartening, I really like think that slashdot readers can do better than this. However, since you seem to lazy (because I don't think you are stupid), let me explain it to you:

      * It is illegal for you to use my name to promote your products without my permission. You can use my name, but not in a way that could be construed as endorsing your product.
      * I can sign a contract with the IOC saying I will not allow anyone else to use my name to promote their product for the duration of the olympics.

      See? It's not so hard, you could have figured it out.

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    30. Re:Sure they can claim it by ahabswhale · · Score: 0

      Please site a reference proving your claim that 90% of the time it's a bluff. Sounds like you just pulled this number out of your ass. The fact that you were modded up so much is sad.

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    31. Re:Sure they can claim it by pla · · Score: 3, Informative

      They can, if they make the olympians sign a contract. For the Beijing Olympics, Britain made their athletes sign a contract promising not to say anything political during the event.

      Funny thing about "inalienable" rights - You can't sign them away.

      For example, you can't sell yourself into slavery. Simple as that, you just can't do it. You can't waive your first amendment rights, either (though your employer has no obligation to keep employing you if they don't like what you have to say).

      Now, whether or not you can sell your name itself... Ask the Artist Formerly Known as Prince about that one. Precedent exist on both sides of that fence, and not many people want to risk going up against something as big as the IOC when they may well lose.

      BTW, IANAL. Just someone who loathes the power (and abuses thereof) of the IOC. They travel the world destroying businesses, lives, and communities, and that without resorting to various seemingly frivolous trademark issues.

    32. Re:Sure they can claim it by segedunum · · Score: 1

      She has legs strong enough to use mens' skis as well. Dangerous.

    33. Re:Sure they can claim it by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      Don't read his post! Don't read his post! He posted it without the prior written consent of the National Football League... We're doomed! Doomed, I tell ya!

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    34. Re:Sure they can claim it by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem here is not the crazy guys (in this case at the IOC).

      The problem is us as a population, buying into their bullshit, despite it only hurting us, and only being for their advantage.

      There are different ways to deal with bullshit:
      1. Blindly believe it, because the other one is so dominant, and you are so weak. The choice of the coward. But the default choice of about 70% of the population for 70% of all events.
      2. Accepting it as a valid view, but engaging in an argumentation to refute it, because you have a own sense of reality, but are not secure in it. A lost case, since the other side is not employing logic, but delusion. You will be dragged down into their game, play there rules, and inevitably lose. The choice of an additional 25% of the population / for 25% of all events.
      3. Ignoring or laughing at it, because you have a secure sense or reality, and know that it is bullshit. This is done by only maybe 5% of the population / 5 % of the time. Tops. Because that only is the case for those who are either leaders (not necessarily with followers)... or delusional cowards... or both. ;)

      Seems that the amount of people who understand the rules of bitspace, as opposed to meatspace, and who are also leaders, is way too small to change anything. :/

      And from my experience, that is because we geeks are not very secure around “normal” people. We are not the cool guys in school. But there really is no reason for this. It’s only a self-fulfilling prophecy. Social conditioning.

      I say, let’s change that. Today. From now on.
      If anyone of you has children: Also teach them to be leaders. To be secure in their reality. And in the process: Teach it to yourselves. :)

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    35. Re:Sure they can claim it by c_sd_m · · Score: 1

      *Raises hand* And I was kinda thinking about new boarding goggles...

    36. Re:Sure they can claim it by notasheep · · Score: 1

      Since she's being sponsored I bet the company has a contractual right to use her name. And, unless there's a clause in that contract that allows her to suspend that arrangement then she couldn't give the IOC exclusive use of her name during the term of the sponsor's contract.

      I would bet the company just decided it was less risk to wait a week or two to use the name than it was to roll the dice with potential litigation.

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    37. Re:Sure they can claim it by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that sounds just about right for them.

    38. Re:Sure they can claim it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if she signed two contracts with two different people that she can't fulfill, then it is her fault, and she is in breach of contract of one them. Not that I actually blame her, since neither contract was likely very easy to read, and she probably didn't read them.

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    39. Re:Sure they can claim it by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      * It is illegal for you to use my name to promote your products without my permission. You can use my name, but not in a way that could be construed as endorsing your product.

      Meet this post.

    40. Re:Sure they can claim it by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Of course, you could be dropped from the team and by the time the courts sort it out you're too old to really compete and your Olympic dream dies.

    41. Re:Sure they can claim it by phantomfive · · Score: 1
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    42. Re:Sure they can claim it by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Funny. I'll have to grab a kleenex to wipe off the xeroxes on my desk after that one. Good thing I was only drinking water and not a coke at the time (of any brand).

    43. Re:Sure they can claim it by cthugha · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll stand as a citation for the GP's statement that "most lawyers' letters are bluffs" where "letters" means initial letters of demand, and yes, IAAL. I'm not aware of whether any relevant data has been collected on the point, but any significant exposure to the practice of law will confirm the truth of the proposition.

    44. Re:Sure they can claim it by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Funny
      I first read that as "She has legs strong enough to use men as skis as well."

      Dangerous indeed.

    45. Re:Sure they can claim it by shermo · · Score: 3, Funny

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympiad

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympian

      Yes, this time every 2 years is very stressful for me.

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    46. Re:Sure they can claim it by phantomcircuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      UVEX sells sports gear, not women's sports gear

    47. Re:Sure they can claim it by plover · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm waiting for Quentin Tarantino to come out with "Pulpier Fiction Vol. II", where he'll have some other pervert unchain a sexual deviant who he keeps bound and locked in a storage trunk, and we all discover that the deviant runs a 1-hour-photo place named Photo-Shop.

      Then GIMP won't seem so bad.

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    48. Re:Sure they can claim it by pla · · Score: 1

      The lack of thought you put into figuring this out is really disheartening, I really like think that slashdot readers can do better than this. However, since you seem to lazy (because I don't think you are stupid), let me explain it to you:

      The lack of thought you put into figuring this out is really disheartening, I really like think that slashdot readers can do better than this. However, since you seem to lazy (because I don't think you are stupid), let me explain it to you:


      It is illegal for you to use my name to promote your products without my permission. You can use my name, but not in a way that could be construed as endorsing your product.

      Saying "Lindsey Vonn won two gold medals wearing UVEX goggles" states a simple fact, not an explicit endorsement. US law still protects those, last I heard.


      I can sign a contract with the IOC saying I will not allow anyone else to use my name to promote their product for the duration of the olympics.

      Saying "Lindsey Vonn won two gold medals wearing UVEX goggles" states a simple fact, not an explicit endorsement. US law still protects those, last I heard.

    49. Re:Sure they can claim it by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Look kid, the Olympics are a scam. Sales of Vonn's Brand French milk bath soaps are down 20%. I dont care if its tea berry or sandalwood, if she can't move product then she's out of the league!

    50. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do Japanese schoolgirl's swimsuits count as "women's sporting gear"?

    51. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous+Struct · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what if you include a union with Microsoft-loving slashdot readers who actually ARE lawyers and who RTFA? NOW how big is the set?

    52. Re:Sure they can claim it by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      I think I would just start using the phrases they claim to "own" much more often. Maybe even in court, if it makes it that far, ending everything with one of their phrases.

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    53. Re:Sure they can claim it by bertoelcon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have seen comments of people who didn't read the headline either.

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    54. Re:Sure they can claim it by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      This make me think of "Cyber Chasity Belts". Maybe in the form of panties with some sort of taser built into them.

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    55. Re:Sure they can claim it by belthize · · Score: 1

      He's wrong, a recent study showed it was only 88.342%.

      I guess one could assume he rounded off but seems a waste to dump all those significant digits.

    56. Re:Sure they can claim it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Saying "Lindsey Vonn won two gold medals wearing UVEX goggles" states a simple fact, not an explicit endorsement. US law still protects those, last I heard.

      OK, now you are changing the issue. Originally you were asking whether a contract between two people could affect a third party, and the answer was yes. Now you want to discuss a specific scenario, which is a different case. Frankly your rhetoric skills suck, and you sound more like someone who is afraid to be 'wrong' and thus you change your argument slightly, but we'll move past that.

      Let's discuss this new issue you brought up, which is whether saying "Lindsey Vonn won two gold medals wearing UVEX goggles" is an endorsement or not.

      If someone says, "Lindsey Vonn won two gold medals wearing UVEX goggles, and thinks you should buy them too," that is clearly an endorsement. If there is a picture of Lindsey Vonn in an advertisement for a product, it is an endorsement. A news article saying, "Lindsey Vonn won two gold medals wearing UVEX goggles" is not an endorsement, it is a statement of fact. Saying "Lindsey Vonn won two gold medals wearing UVEX goggles and I can sell you UVEX goggles" is probably an endorsement, because a reasonable person might construe it as an endorsement. If you say it on your website where you sell UVEX goggles, it can also be construed as an endorsement. Whether it is in fact an endorsement or not is up to the courts to decide.

      In this case, an IOC law-monkey decided it was close enough to an endorsement that they would send a letter. They probably sent out dozens of them that day.

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    57. Re:Sure they can claim it by pla · · Score: 1

      OK, now you are changing the issue. Originally you were asking whether a contract between two people could affect a third party

      I think you have confused me for someone else with whom you had a disagreement on this topic. The closest I came to that involved mentioning Prince, and I explicitly said I didn't know enough to make any really globally applicable statement about such situations, beyond knowing (as a non-expert) of similar cases that have gone both ways.


      Frankly your rhetoric skills suck, and you sound more like someone who is afraid to be 'wrong' and thus you change your argument slightly, but we'll move past that.

      Frankly your ad hominem skills suck, and you should endeavor to keep track of the various people you decide to drive-by threadsnipe.


      In this case, an IOC law-monkey decided it was close enough to an endorsement that they would send a letter. They probably sent out dozens of them that day.

      And some of us consider that, not Uvex' use of her name, the real problem here.

      Take it or leave it, just sayin'.

    58. Re:Sure they can claim it by QRDeNameland · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think I would just start using the phrases they claim to "own" much more often. Maybe even in court, if it makes it that far, ending everything with one of their phrases.

      Judge: "This claim is not only frivolous, it is devious, unethical, unprincipled, and I even dare say sociopathic!!"

      IP Lawyer: "Your honor, I object!!"

      Judge: "On what grounds?"

      IP Lawyer: "On the grounds that we claim ownership of "devious", "unethical", "unprincipled" and "sociopathic". And not just the words under copyright, but we also claim patents as business processes, and the practice of being "devious", "unethical", "unprincipled" and/or "sociopathic" under trade secret protection."

      Judge: "sigh....I really didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice...I hereby declare martial law!! Bailiff, shoot that piece of shit in the face!!"

      Bailiff: "Gladly."

      Bailiff's Gun: BLAM!!!

      IP Lawyer: THUD!!

      Judge: "Martial law rescinded. Call in the janitor. Next case..."

      ...and they all lived happily ever after. The End

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    59. Re:Sure they can claim it by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I think you have confused me for someone else with whom you had a disagreement on this topic

      Ah, my apologies, apparently my username-recognition skills need a bit of work. I did indeed confuse you with the person to whom I had replied.

      Frankly your ad hominem skills suck,

      You cow-sucking son of a motherless goat! How is that, better?

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    60. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they are claiming that they have the right to her name, because they are the ones saying that this company is not allowed to use her name and image. It would be a different story if Ms. Vonn herself had issued the take down notice.

    61. Re:Sure they can claim it by e3k7 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Skeezy"? Uvex has been making gear for a very, very long time, and a lot of skiers will tell you their first pair of goggles probably came from there. Most of this stuff is not for the sake of looking good, it's made for safety, and they do it well.

    62. Re:Sure they can claim it by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Thank providence you had a period and not a comma dividing that string.
      Using the phrase "good faith" too close to the designator "lawyer" can have dreadful karmic consequn

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    63. Re:Sure they can claim it by PacMan · · Score: 1

      Just be carefull not to wear them inside out.

    64. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, prior art, her parents?

    65. Re:Sure they can claim it by srmalloy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope whomever it is has a lawyer who will rip their head off and shit in their neck.

      Isn't that how they get more lawyers, though? That would seem to be counterproductive.

    66. Re:Sure they can claim it by Miseph · · Score: 3, Informative

      Point of order: Judges don't declare martial law. Ever. That's something that only a military officer (including the CINC) can do (hence "martial"), so unless the judge also happens to be an acting general, they have no ability or incentive to make that declaration, nor would they have any power to rescind the order.

      The appropriate charge would be capital contempt of court, with expedited sentencing and a fast tracked execution. Firing squad is a little hard to justify in the US, but maybe if the bailiff shouted "he's coming right for us!" before shooting they could get around the details.

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    67. Re:Sure they can claim it by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Part of the problem is that they won't just weigh what they can get from you in court. They will weigh how much terror they can strike into every future recipient of a nastygram from them if they bankrupt you. They will not want to develop a reputation for backing down.

    68. Re:Sure they can claim it by pla · · Score: 1

      You cow-sucking son of a motherless goat! How is that, better?

      Much, thank you!.

      And I only suck cows on weekends (with my breakfast cereal), I'll have you know. ;)

    69. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much the same way that UVEX can start an add campaign while the Olympic games are still officially open, claiming that Lindsey Vonn won a gold medal in the Olympics, the add campaign wont make it true, in fact it will do the opposite, as that have always been a clear disqualifying reason in the Olympics.

    70. Re:Sure they can claim it by mindwhip · · Score: 1

      Chances are that in any other sporting event the equipment manufacturers would be directly sponsoring the best athletes, with both the athlete and the manufacturer getting what they want out of the deal. The IOCs tight control on sponsorship more or less prevents this kind of deal resulting in both the athlete and company losing out.

      The only party coming out ahead with the current situation is the IOC.

      Given the number of events where the athletes conspicuously hold up their Snowboard/Skis/Other with the manufacturer's logo showing would suggest that these deals still go on but can't be made 'official' or even admitted to so as to not invoke the wrath of the IOC.

      I just had another thought... if no one is allowed to use an athletes name during the Olympics everyone better return every copy of any of the many Shawn White snowboarding games....

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    71. Re:Sure they can claim it by SteveFoerster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, does this mean that you found the rest of the scenario to be realistic?

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    72. Re:Sure they can claim it by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

      King's English? Really?

      We're Americans and we don't speak that dialect... Actually, it has been awhile since Britain had a king, so it might be a dead language at this point...

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    73. Re:Sure they can claim it by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of whether any relevant data has been collected on the point, but any significant exposure to the practice of law will confirm the truth of the proposition.

      YAAL? Excuse me, are you defending a gratitious lawsuit based upon... what seems to be a lost cause, but whatever? Are you trying to be serious right now? I'm just a stupid scandinavian, but in our neck of the woods the civil court would certainly fine you, and possibly disbar you for wasting their time. Bullshit is never an excuse.

      If this is how you make your living, I can not but offer my condolences.

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    74. Re:Sure they can claim it by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      Lindsay Vonn sure thinks so! And she's a Gold Medal winning Olympian. This post not approved by the ICC or their laywers or gangs of thugs who travel the world breaking the kneecaps of anyone who dares to use their name in vain.

      I've always said, "Fuck the Olympics!" It's an overgrown circus sideshow posing as some kind of symbol of international solidarity. The ICC and their hangers on are more like the creatures from Alien who travel from country to country to devour the economy and move on.

      A bunch of wankers.

      Phew. There, I said it.

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    75. Re:Sure they can claim it by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ... and they'll also have to worry about everyone and their dog saying GTFO in the meantime if someone stands up to them and makes a big enough noise about it. Once one person says "screw off" loud enough and long enough, others start following suit, and instead of looking at spending $50 for a C+D, they're looking at having to finance multiple lawsuits in multiple jurisdictions - possibly even multiple countries, where they have to hire locals because their usual people aren't licensed there.

      As I said initially, most are bluffs. They might be willing to spend $50 here and there, but when they're looking at $15k a shot and the likely damage awards are minimal, they usually look for other low-hanging fruit instead. If you're in the right, say so and tell them that you welcome service of their lawsuit. Send them the courthouse address where they have to file it, since almost all the time they won't even have that information, since they're rarely local yokels.

      If they do file suit, learn how to draft your own motions and how to serve them via fax. Start running their meters through the roof with hearings. They'll get the message.

    76. Re:Sure they can claim it by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      It's not a "gratuitous lawsuit" when it's at the "send a letter" stage. Anyone can sue anyone, and anyone can threaten to sue anyone. Threatening to file a lawsuit is specifically exempt from the charge of extortion.

      That's why I said you can ignore most threats. They truly are paper tigers. Remember, if they want to go through with their threat, instead of a $50 letter, they have to cough up a 4-figure retainer (which will quickly disappear). You don't get "your day in court" for under $10k unless you do the work yourself - in which case, you just keep filing motions and hearings and drain the idiots who wrongfully tried to slap you down (you WERE in the right, right? Otherwise, comply with the C+D. Pick your fights.)

    77. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's wrong with posting news...?

    78. Re:Sure they can claim it by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to be serious right now? I'm just a stupid scandinavian, but in our neck of the woods the civil court would certainly fine you, and possibly disbar you for wasting their time.

      No, he's talking about before it goes to court. If you think someone is infringing on your rights, the cheapest, quickest, and easiest way to resolve it is to write them a letter asking them to stop. If it works, you're done. If not, then think about suing them in order to enforce your rights. Of course, the letter is optional, but even the courts would prefer that you don't immediately go to court, as the courts are busy enough.

      Nasty letters are entirely capable of including claims of rights and demands based on those rights that a court wouldn't agree you have, or are being infringed, or are appropriate. There's a fair amount of leeway for nasty letters.

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    79. Re:Sure they can claim it by cthugha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      AAL? Excuse me, are you defending a gratitious lawsuit based upon... what seems to be a lost cause, but whatever? Are you trying to be serious right now? I'm just a stupid scandinavian, but in our neck of the woods the civil court would certainly fine you, and possibly disbar you for wasting their time. Bullshit is never an excuse.

      No, my comments were based on "exposure to the practice of law", by which I meant real-world experience, and not the principles and rules of professional conduct and ethics, of which you may take it that I am aware.

      You should disabuse yourself of the notion that the law is exempt from the usual and ordinary disjunction that exists between theory and practice; it will not assist you if you do someday find yourself involved in a legal dispute.

    80. Re:Sure they can claim it by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Informative

      And not just sports gear. In the years that I spent working for two different laser companies, all of the goggles we had were made by Uvex. They're a *huge* name in industrial safety eyewear.

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    81. Re:Sure they can claim it by cthugha · · Score: 1

      The grandparent is right that bullshit is no excuse for a lawyer when he or she knows that it is, in fact, bullshit. That said, most people, and most lawyers, have got better things to do than pursue some rogue practitioner for ethics breaches if the client behind the practitioner ends up just going away without costing the recipient too much. There's not much in it but a lot of work and maybe a bit of satisfaction at the end.

    82. Re:Sure they can claim it by gnapster · · Score: 2

      Some teach abstinence and others condoms, but teens still get pregnant. Clearly, the DMCA is our only hope.

    83. Re:Sure they can claim it by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      So the IOC can claim that Lindsey Vonn is made out of ice cream

      They'd look at the last 50 years of Lindsey Vonn, see that for 7 of those years she was made off ice cream, and for 43 of those years she was made of milk, and conclude that it'd be a good bet that she's going to be made of ice cream when they want her to be because they've already decided which toppings they're getting.

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    84. Re:Sure they can claim it by gnapster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, they've done that already. I thought they did it before Google.

    85. Re:Sure they can claim it by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      >They can also claim to be from the planet Xenu

      They don't want that as behold http://www.churchofxenu.com/ The day is coming!!!

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    86. Re:Sure they can claim it by raehl · · Score: 1

      Except possibly for the fact that the intersection of "People who purchase women's sporting gear" and "Slashdot readers" is going to be pretty close to a null set.

      It just fits better, I swear!

    87. Re:Sure they can claim it by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      In that case, she can use me for... other things... any time she wants to.

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    88. Re:Sure they can claim it by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      If the IOC own's the right to Lindsey Vonn's name, can Lindsey Vonn still call herself Lindsey Vonn?

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    89. Re:Sure they can claim it by avxo · · Score: 5, Informative
      Unfortunately, they can -- whether it's right or wrong is a whole 'nother story. There are a number of treaties that nations that participate in the Olympics must sign. One of them is the Nairobi Treaty on Protection of the Olympic Symbol which basically grants the IOC a sort of super-duper trademark. This is just one of the many relevant treaties related to the Olympics and the "rights" of the IOC! Additionally, athletes who participate in the Olympics also have to sign a rather extensive agreement, which, among other things, prohibit them from making any "side promotion deals" during the run-up to and until the end of the Olympics.

      Again, I'm not suggesting that this is right -- or even sane. But, the way that things are, it seems that the IOC is within its specially crafted legal rights to ask UVEX to not refer to the Athlete formerly known as Lindsay Kildow.

    90. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Photoshop trademark must never be used as a common verb or as a noun...

      They've been doing it for several years...

      http://www.adobe.com/misc/trade.html#section-4

    91. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Threatening to file a lawsuit is specifically exempt from the charge of extortion.

      Maybe it shouldn't be.. then people (lawyers and the people who hire them) would have to think twice before sending those letters.

    92. Re:Sure they can claim it by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

      Point of odor: Miseph stinks.

    93. Re:Sure they can claim it by mcvos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shouldn't civilised nations just stop hosting the Olympics completely, and people stop watching it? If we really need a high profile sporting event like that, maybe we should set up a new one, but this time with a sensible organisation behind it.

    94. Re:Sure they can claim it by mcvos · · Score: 1

      So the IOC can claim that Lindsey Vonn is made out of ice cream, milkweed pods, and sandpaper, if they want. Won't make it true. If UVEX wasn't getting such a good laugh out of this stupidity, I hope they'd have the integrity to restore Lindsey's name to their web site.

      I'd never heard of UVEX before, but this is almost good enough to make me start skiing, just so I can buy their gear.

      But really, how can a name be anyone's property other than the person who's name it is? (And probably the thousands of others in the world who have the same name.) And how can you not be allowed to mention the name of a now-famous person? I don't understand how in the world anyone, even the IOC lawyers themselves, can possibly believe their claim makes sense.

    95. Re:Sure they can claim it by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, around here we had judges like that during the Nazi Regime. Look up this asshole for example. And no, we do not want the likes of them in our courts again. Never.

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    96. Re:Sure they can claim it by bradley13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pournelle's Iron Law

      The IOC no longer promotes sport - it promotes its own interests using sport as a tool

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    97. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, she can use me for... other things... any time she wants to.

      Sure, but be carefull if she dons her ski-boots. Those things hurt!

    98. Re:Sure they can claim it by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      Unless that's what floats your boat.

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    99. Re:Sure they can claim it by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Yes, this time every 2 years is very stressful for me.

      Not for me, thought; I didn't know they were on until someone left a TV on.

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    100. Re:Sure they can claim it by dkh2 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could explain your first paragraph to the folks at SCO. Check Groklaw.net for the full saga of how they only claim the copyright for Unix System V but it's actually owned by Novel.

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    101. Re:Sure they can claim it by dkh2 · · Score: 1

      90% of all statistical citations in online discussions have a 73% chance of being completely made up by the poster. 82% of those stand a 87% chance of being proven false. There is a 100% probability that I am making this up as I go.

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    102. Re:Sure they can claim it by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    103. Re:Sure they can claim it by avxo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The IOC (and various Country Olympic Committees) have been abusing this stuff for a while now. Take a look at http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010007020_olympian06m.html for some more insanity. In Beijing they would cover brands up with tape. On faucets. On light switches. And just about everywhere else. Check it out here: http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20080818/1248442014.shtml This is just complete insanity. I whole-heartedly that it might be high time we say to the IOC and the USOC to go fuck themselves, pull out of the revelant treaties and start a new high-profile sporting event.

    104. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly have no idea how much money is involved.

    105. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, dangerous. You don't want to be skiing on something as flexible as a spine.

    106. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I purchase women's sporting gear (yes, I'm a woman) and I read slashdot.

      BLEDOW!

    107. Re:Sure they can claim it by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, that means that this would make the perfect case to test how the courts in the U.S. would rule on a legal theory that has recently been put forward by several legal scholars (sorry I don't remember where I came acros it). The theory is that treaties do not supercede other laws until Congress specifically passes laws implementing the provisions of the treaty. Under U.S. law, if Lindsay Vonn had signed her agreements with UVEX before she signed the Olympic agreements, unless UVEX specifically waived the agreement for the duration of the Olympic agreement she had to sign to be part of the Olympics, the Olympic agreement is invalid.

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    108. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't civilised nations just stop hosting the Olympics completely, and people stop watching it?

      Haven't watched it in years - because it's overhyped and boring.

    109. Re:Sure they can claim it by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yes. I haven't watched much Olympics since the early nineties. Each games just seems to get more and more insane. And they have the nerve to talk about the Olympic principles, and Olympic spirit.

    110. Re:Sure they can claim it by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I hate to tell you, but your "inalienable" rights are only as inalienable as the appropriate court believes them to be. You can certainly sell yourself into slavery, just not in the US. Even in the US, in many states (not all) you can do the next best thing by signing a non-compete agreement.

      Many of the athletes at the olympics probably can sign away their freedom of speech (if they have such a freedom to start with). Even for those who can't, there is no "inalienable right" to participate in the games, win medals, or (officially) keep those medals afterwards.

      The IOC is pretty evil but don't kid yourself about how much your "inalienable" rights are worth when you're not at home, or how universal those rights are.

    111. Re:Sure they can claim it by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      I want to work for a "laser company." Where do I sign up?

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    112. Re:Sure they can claim it by zimboptoo · · Score: 1

      More to the point: TFS specifically refers to the "poem" on the front page of the UVEX website, which is linked.

    113. Re:Sure they can claim it by zimboptoo · · Score: 1

      Not for me, thought; I didn't know they were on until someone left a TV on.

      Ignorance is bliss, as long as you are selective of things you ignore.

      Thought is not for you, and ignorance is bliss. At least you're being consistent.

    114. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See? The trick to preventing brand dilution is to name your product something that's already a verb!

    115. Re:Sure they can claim it by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Of course, you could be dropped from the team and by the time the courts sort it out you're too old to really compete and your Olympic dream dies.

      So, just wait until you have that medal around your neck before you make the statement.

    116. Re:Sure they can claim it by idontgno · · Score: 1

      tl;dr

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    117. Re:Sure they can claim it by MiniMike · · Score: 2, Funny

      If he had mentioned that the IP Lawyer was wearing a red shirt, nobody on this site would have thought twice about his unrealistic demise.

    118. Re:Sure they can claim it by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Uvex sponsors her. Normally when a company (especially a sporting goods company) sponsors an athlete, the company gets to use the athlete in their promotions. That's like Nike not being able to mention the runners they sponsor; Speedo not being able to mention the swimmers they sponsor, etc.

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    119. Re:Sure they can claim it by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Threatening to file a lawsuit is specifically exempt from the charge of extortion.

      Isn't that called barratry?

    120. Re:Sure they can claim it by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Maybe Mr. Skeezy above also is the one responsible for the 'Do not look into laser with remaining eye' meme?

    121. Re:Sure they can claim it by mcvos · · Score: 1

      You clearly have no idea how much money is involved.

      I'm sure I don't. But it's been done once. It could be done again. Hopefully with less money involved.

    122. Re:Sure they can claim it by mcvos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And they have the nerve to talk about the Olympic principles, and Olympic spirit.

      The Olympic spirit is greed, right?

    123. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, you really are a stupid Scandanavian.

    124. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can claim it, but they certainly can't actually own it. If anyone could, it would be Lindsey or her parents, and I doubt that even they could.

    125. Re:Sure they can claim it by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      unless the judge also happens to be an acting general, they have no ability or incentive to make that declaration, nor would they have any power to rescind the order.

      Well, the judge can overrule the declaration, assuming it was made in an illegal way.

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    126. Re:Sure they can claim it by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Of course they can claim her name as their I.P. They can also claim to be from the planet Xenu, or they can claim to be 2,000-year-old leprechauns. Claiming a thing is their property does not actually make it their property until a court has made the decision.

      In the context, claim means "legitimately make a statement of ownership". A mine claim, for instance, is ownership of a mine. In the event of contradictory claims, one is deemed to be illegitimate. Hence, not a real or valid claim.

      IP rights, like a mine-rush, are first-come (or first-file) first-serve. Hence the similar terminology.

      Words mean different things in different contexts.

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    127. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, does this mean that you found the rest of the scenario to be realistic?

      More so than Cheech and Chong's "Bailiff, whack his peepee."

    128. Re:Sure they can claim it by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      You can get back at them by letting them suffer the costs of dragging you into court. Defend yourself. Serve your own counter-motions via fax on their lawyers and keep the transmittal record as proof of service - file it with the clerk at the next hearing.

      Look on the internet for sample motions. Modify them as needed for your case and jurisdiction. Run the clock on them. The meter is ticking at the rate of hundreds of dollars an hour for them. Argue for a longer trial than they want - more time. Argue for more discovery. Argue over venue. Argue, argue, argue. When they ultimately lose (you DID pick your battle, right?) they''ll think twice.

      Most important - NEVER offer to settle. NEVER accept an offer that includes ANY non-disclosure clause. They WILL parade your settlement as a victory for them, and you just have to shut your pie-hole.

    129. Re:Sure they can claim it by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Barratry requires a pattern of filing multiple lawsuits with the intent to harrass.

      First, the threats are not barratry, since nothing is filed, so they can make threats until the sky turns green. Save them up for your day in court - the more ridiculous ones (and if they're "that type", there will be some pretty ridiculous claims) will be useful.

      Second, multiple lawsuits in and of themselves are not barratry. You have to show the intent behind them - and they can argue that they were pursuing what they perceived as legit claims. Now, once you get them smacked down in court, if they continue ... that's another question.

      Also, many jurisdictions have anti-SLAPP laws. Use the Internet to help take the law into your own hands legally.

    130. Re:Sure they can claim it by anyGould · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Among the other things IOC can correctly claim is rights to part of the Canadian national anthem (it's copyrighted as part of some slogan or another), and (name of 3rd largest Canadian City) + (year).

      And no, I'm not kidding. And while they assure us that we can still sing our national anthem and use the year, we now do so at their whim.

      And I've already stopped watching it - and to those of who wanting to "support our athletes", I'd suggest doing so at the other year-round competitive events. You know, the ones that don't screw the local community over (quite as much).

    131. Re:Sure they can claim it by deananderson · · Score: 1

      I agree that this is wrong. But its hardly original. The major leagues do essentially the same thing on hundreds of sporting events and for thousand+ of professional athletes. Though, they have a myriad of other ways to make people "play ball" (forgive the pun)

      An interesting turn of law is that facts can't be copyrighted in the US. This was also held by Australia recently.
      http://yro.slashdot.org/story/10/02/14/0857256/Australian-Judge-Rules-Facts-Cannot-Be-Copyrighted
      I"m not certain about Canada and Europe, but it seems the trend of the law is against the IOC.

    132. Re:Sure they can claim it by anyGould · · Score: 1

      I would bet the company just decided it was less risk to wait a week or two to use the name than it was to roll the dice with potential litigation.

      Also, the realization that they can make the statement they wanted to make (congrats to athlete), while *also* making a statement about the IOC (they're idjits), *and* staying clear of any legal trouble, all at the same time...

    133. Re:Sure they can claim it by plover · · Score: 1

      I was going for funny when I said leprechauns, but legally they can send scary papers to anyone claiming anything they want without having the "legitimate" background for doing so. They base this on strong statistical evidence that most people will not mount a defense, and will instead comply with their demands.

      It may all start innocent, like "we should protect our trademark", but once they get a taste for how profitable it is to win a case, and just how cheap and easy it is to send threatening letters, in no time at all they're expanding their boundaries by an order of magnitude or more. And because it's so expensive to call their bluff, nobody does.

      I.P. law is very squishy, and the results are never predetermined. Even if you are personally 100% sure you are in the right, you never know how a court is going to rule. Therefore anyone can pretty much claim anything with regards to I.P. That also means that in most cases, sending the letter won't meet the legal test for barratry because there is no concrete evidence that the sender knew the claim was invalid. (And no ambulance-chasing law firm built upon the practice of barratry is stupid enough to allow that kind of evidence to exist.)

      I'm sorry if my broad characterization of lawyers as unethical, filthy, greedy pigs offends any of the real lawyers out there reading this. I didn't mean to offend, I meant to incite a mob to take up pitchforks and torches. :-P

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    134. Re:Sure they can claim it by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      It's only barratry if the lawsuit is frivolous. "Solely to harass", as your link said.

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    135. Re:Sure they can claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll stand as a citation for the GP's statement that "most lawyers' letters are bluffs" where "letters" means initial letters of demand, and yes, IAAL. I'm not aware of whether any relevant data has been collected on the point, but any significant exposure to the practice of law will confirm the truth of the proposition.

      And this is where lawyers get the reputation for being slime. It's for gaming peoples attitudes about the system before they enter it.

      Is there any sort of precedence or law that makes it wrong for lawyers to do things out of court that they know they would never get away with in court?

    136. Re:Sure they can claim it by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Except possibly for the fact that the intersection of "People who purchase women's sporting gear" and "Slashdot readers" is going to be pretty close to a null set.

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    137. Re:Sure they can claim it by pfleming · · Score: 1

      The appropriate charge would be capital contempt of court, with expedited sentencing and a fast tracked execution. Firing squad is a little hard to justify in the US, but maybe if the bailiff shouted "he's coming right for us!" before shooting they could get around the details.

      The creators of South Park need your address so they can send their C&D letter for misappropriation of their Intelletcual Property, specifically the phrase, "he's coming right for us!". This phrase is only to be used by characters on the show to justify blowing the crap out of innocent rabbits and deer with fully automated firearms.

    138. Re:Sure they can claim it by Miseph · · Score: 1

      They could try, but since martial law had been declared, it would pretty much be an empty gesture. Martial law explicitly trumps civilian law, by virtue of being administrated by regular military troops and typically maintained using lethal force. "You aren't allowed to do that!" tends to be a much less effective defense than one might hope in such a context.

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    139. Re:Sure they can claim it by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      It's possible. But that would move beyond legitamite martial law (as a response to a disaster, for instance) towards a military coop. Also, it will serve as precident for undoing actions, e.g. seizures and arrests, following the reversal of martial law.

      Also, historically, martial law has been overturned, and congressional limits on declaring martial law have been established.

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  2. First Post - maybe by treeves · · Score: 0

    and the answer to your question is: NO.

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    1. Re:First Post - maybe by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      and the answer to your question is: NO.

      And the answer to your "first post" is: NO.

    2. Re:First Post - maybe by treeves · · Score: 1

      Well I did hedge my bet with "maybe".

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  3. Probably not. by jra · · Score: 2, Informative

    But there is right-of-publicity, and commercial use has different rules than editorial use; Olympians -- excuse me: "atheletes who compete in the biannual international sporting events held around the world -- may sign an agreement that restricts them from allowing companies to use their names commercially without their own agreement with the IOC.

    1. Re:Probably not. by jra · · Score: 1

      In a related story, UVEX needs to hire a new staff poet; the scansion on that is *miserable*.

    2. Re:Probably not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, it's biennial.

    3. Re:Probably not. by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Informative

      Biennial: Every two years
      Biannual: Twice yearly

      Although either word would still be incorrect, since each sporting event is still quadrennial.

    4. Re:Probably not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is right-of-publicity

      Speaking of publicity, this was a pretty good stunt of UVEX.

      How many of you knew they sponsored Vonn? Now you do. Maybe you even visited their web site and know what they do.

      Just a twist on the viral marketing scams.

    5. Re:Probably not. by puppet10 · · Score: 1

      Unless they've introduced summer skiing its actually a quadrennial sporting event.

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    6. Re:Probably not. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Instead of whining, do something about it.

      Come up with a better poem.

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  4. Nope. by Renraku · · Score: 1

    While the person that rightfully owns their name can allow others to use their name for financial gain, they cannot give ownership of their name away. If they did manage to do this, hopefully IOC sues them into oblivion because she took 'their' name when she was born.

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    1. Re:Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normally the "right of publicity" belongs to the person.

    2. Re:Nope. by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      What if your name is Prince?

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    3. Re:Nope. by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      What if your name is Prince?

      Then you can demand that there be giraffes in your back yard before the sun rises tomorrow.

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    4. Re:Nope. by StupiderThanYou · · Score: 1

      What if your name is Prince?

      The one and only?

  5. It belongs to Uvex more than it does IOC by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If her sponsors are paying for her lessons, her training, and her equipment - they have more rights to her name than any olympic body. She wouldn't be at the olympics without her sponsor. The IOC did not pay Lindsey Vonn anything - if she won a medal and it was decided that medalists receive a cash prize (as the US olympic comitee has done in the past) then that was her earning, and it could have gone to anyone just as much as it was her, so its not considered payment.

    If I were Uvex, I would counter-sue, claiming that they have more right to the name.

  6. Tons more complaints this time by get+quad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just add this to the MASSIVE list of failures at this Winter Olympics, namely: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35464927/ns/world_news-vancouver_winter_olympics/

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    1. Re:Tons more complaints this time by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Tons more complaints this time by SSeth · · Score: 1

      What are you smoking? I agree that the death of the athelete was a big deal and very sad - that is about the only major issue so far at these games. What else is on your "MASSIVE" list? -the penii didn't go up as planned at the opening ceremonies -a bunch of spectator tickets for snowboarding were cancelled due to weather -weather issues at one of venues caused delays in some events -a zamboni broke down Every large event has problems no matter how much planning goes into them. The 2010 Olympics are no different.

    3. Re:Tons more complaints this time by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Anyone even watching the game? I know the Winter Games don't draw that much, but this one, the indifference is deafening.

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    4. Re:Tons more complaints this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was hoping to watch the olympics. Adding ads to the stream is even OK with me. Too bad they made it so difficult we gave up.

    5. Re:Tons more complaints this time by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      No, *non-Zamboni* electricity-powered ice resurfacing machines broke.. They are bringing in a real Zamboni (gas powered IIRC). I think they got their non-Zambonis fixed and the Zamboni will be there this weekend.. something like that.

    6. Re:Tons more complaints this time by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Yes.. I'm generally a sports hater, but various Olympics events are very entertaining.. I record lots and lots of it, FF through stuff I don't care about (since not everything is scheduled precisely in time slots). For example, I think the recently added snowboard race with 4 people going at a time is very cool, as well as short track speed skating.

    7. Re:Tons more complaints this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -the penii didn't go up as planned at the opening ceremonies

      The proper term is Penises...

    8. Re:Tons more complaints this time by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Ok, so there is one. Anyeone else?

      Actually, I'd have watched speed skating if I had known the schedule...

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    9. Re:Tons more complaints this time by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      -the penii didn't go up as planned at the opening ceremonies

      The proper term is Penises...

      "Penes" is also acceptable.

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    10. Re:Tons more complaints this time by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      There's still more speed skating.. As I said, just record NBC 8pm-12AM or so, and FF through the stuff you don't care about.

      (I've also been recording the daytime stuff, but that's more often preliminaries and happens to have been stuff I cared less about so far.)

    11. Re:Tons more complaints this time by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I've been watching some of it; NBC's primetime coverage is pretty awful but it does give you good highlights (skipping the 'boring' stuff) if you're interested in these kinds of sports (and it's free OTA HD if you don't pay for cable, like me). I'm not generally interested in sports, but I am a skier myself and the other events can be exciting because these are the top athletes in the world competing at the edge of being in control (and of course, sometimes spectacularly out of control).

      I can definitely see how people wouldn't be interested, but it's the same with any sport. I can't imagine how anyone is interested in any typical American organized team sport, yet most people are...

      One thing I'm really not interested in is snowboarding... I don't really see how this is an olympic sport on par with the others. They're good athletes, sure, but this is not the kind of thing you spend your whole life training for, sacrificing all kinds of things to get to the olympic level. It seems like a bunch of rich kids whose parents paid for them to go snowboarding every weekend when they were growing up (not that there isn't some aspect of that in many other olympic events, just not as much).

    12. Re:Tons more complaints this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when is a "MASSIVE list of failures" one incident where an athlete errored and killed himself.
      All governing bodies say the track is fine.

      Yes the course is difficult, yet the Olympics should be the highest class of competition.
      I don't see the problem. Most of the other athletes had no issues with the track.

      oh wait you've got an athlete who couldn't qualify because crashed during training saying the course is bad
      likely he is bitter that he couldn't qualify and would prefer to blame it on the course

      Massive indeed /sarcasm

    13. Re:Tons more complaints this time by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Canadian law does not apply to the IOC.

      http://www.cbc.ca/sports/amateur/story/2009/04/22/sp-skijumping-olympic-women.html

      Utter bullshit.

    14. Re:Tons more complaints this time by rapidmax · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the IOC lost the last bit of sportmanship in favor of commercial profit maximization.

      First they overruled any critism by the Indian natives. Then ignored any warnings about the insecure bob run. Now the claim insane property rights.

    15. Re:Tons more complaints this time by mcvos · · Score: 1

      -a zamboni broke down

      Every large event has problems no matter how much planning goes into them. The 2010 Olympics are no different.

      All their zambonis broke down. They had to postpone a big event when they were right in the middle of it. That's certainly unheard of in the speed skating world.

    16. Re:Tons more complaints this time by anyGould · · Score: 1

      Well, the death of the athlete was after 11 or 12 other crashes on the same course during training (I can't remember if the death counted as one of the "12 accidents" reported). The bobsled had seven crashes in a day. One of the women's ski events was so bad that it was joked that anyone who made it down the hill without falling or crashing deserved a medal...

  7. IOC is not a U.S. organization by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1, Informative

    therefore is immune to any lawsuit originated in the U.S.

    1. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, but the onus is on them to stop use of "their" IP. They'd have the bring the suit in the US to stop anyone from using the name here, and within the context of that suit they WOULD be subject to the laws of the US.

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    2. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the families of the hostages taken in Iran during the Islamic Revolution sued the Iranian government in US Federal court, won, and were awarded damages out of assets seized by the US government. Of course, I seriously doubt that the US is going to freeze assets of the IOC to award a judgement in a lawsuit. Maybe if Bush were President, sure.... I mean, the IOC /does/ let terrorist commies compete in their games, after all, so clearly they can't be with us and must be against us...

    3. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by MeNeXT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What does ACTA have to say about that?

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    4. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      therefore is immune to any lawsuit originated in the U.S.

      Sheesh. Stop and think for a second. Do they do business in the US? Then they aren't immune. Just think of the ramifications if foreign companies that did business in the US actually were immune from lawsuits like you claim.

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    5. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by Matheus · · Score: 3, Informative

      You really must preface that comment with IANAL... as it stands you are quite wrong. This essay describes in hefty detail mostly why http://www.scribd.com/doc/24956746/DJ-Ettinger-Legal-Status-of-the-IOC

      Excerpt: "...they can seek relief as a plaintiff, or be named as a defendant in a sovereign nation's court of law..."

    6. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's corp on corp, so best laywers and most money wins.
      Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    7. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to ACTA -- the organization which donates the most money to the reelection campaigns of ACTA-supporting politicians gets to declare ownership of anything they damn well please -- so it's hard to tell at the this point, but my money would be on the IOC.

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    8. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by chill · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

      There are plenty of cases of organizations and even COUNTRIES being sued in the U.S. civil court system by individual plaintiffs. If the individuals win, the courts will attach any assets that are, or later enter, the U.S. There are even cases where the U.S. courts petition foreign banks to freeze assets held in foreign countries. And yes, sometimes it really works.

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    9. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Which bridge?

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    10. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by chill · · Score: 1

      I was thinking Lake Champlain, but take your pick. I'll need your payment in cash before you take delivery, though. :-)

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    11. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      They'd say "Stick it up your onus."

    12. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by countertrolling · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      True, but the onus is on them to stop use of "their" IP. They'd have the bring the suit in the US to stop anyone from using the name here, and within the context of that suit they WOULD be subject to the laws of the US.

      Yes, and under US law they have a virtual monopoly over the name "Olympic." Not sure how that ties to the use of an athlete's name; but if it included the word Olympic they might have the right to stop its use.

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    14. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by anyGould · · Score: 1

      therefore is immune to any lawsuit originated in the U.S.

      Sheesh. Stop and think for a second. Do they do business in the US? Then they aren't immune. Just think of the ramifications if foreign companies that did business in the US actually were immune from lawsuits like you claim.

      Of course, most businesses aren't The Olympics - for worse (there isn't a better), they manage to get exclusive privileges that the worst corporate offenders only dream of. Really - who's going to sue the Olympics? (Not the least of which is that you can't even sue the IOC, since all the deals divert all blame/expense back to the host city.)

  8. In a related story... by garyisabusyguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The IOC has claimed the term 'CANADA' as their exclusive intellectual property

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    1. Re:In a related story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former Canadian resident now living in Washington state as a lawful permanent resident of the U.S., I say the IOC can have Canada, lock, stock, and barrel.

    2. Re:In a related story... by PaganRitual · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a loose claim though, everyone is still allowed to use it, the just have to say it slowly, and write it out like this : C-A-A-N-A-D-A-A

    3. Re:In a related story... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      It's a loose claim though, everyone is still allowed to use it, the just have to say it slowly, and write it out like this : C-A-A-N-A-D-A-A

      Typical hoser. The greatest country in the world is spelled C-eh?-N-eh?-D-eh?, eh?

    4. Re:In a related story... by unhooked · · Score: 1

      Pretty damn close, winter 2010 vancouver olympic winter games. The IOC is just about as evil as it get's.

      On a side note - Tolkien was wrong.
      Five rings to rule them all, five rings to find them,
      Five rings to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

    5. Re:In a related story... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Damn... Beat me to it, and I'm from not even from C-eh? N-eh? D-eh?!!!

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    6. Re:In a related story... by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      Or you could try O-C-A-N-A-D-A.

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    7. Re:In a related story... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Only Canada Wet though. Canada Dry is already trademarked.

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  9. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by phantomfive · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And vancouver rocks,

    Lots of rocks, sure, but too bad about that snow.

    And we're gonna win the gold in both mens and womens hockey, cuz we all know that the winter olympix are just aa huge hockey tournament with a bunch of other sports going on...

    You seem obsessed with sports, ie 'physical activity' and claiming that someone else's physical activity makes you somehow better. Are you sure you're on the right site?

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  10. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I think you got an offtopic, troll, flamebait, and over-rated all in one go."

    4 in one just like your mom last night

  11. It depends... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Can the IOC really claim an Olypmian's name as their own intellectual property?

    .

    It depends upon the contract that the Olympian signed in order to compete in the Olympics. My opinion is that the Olympians have to sign away everything but their first-born in order to be allowed to compete in the Olympics.

    I no longer view the Olympics as an idealistic sporting event. I now view it as a viscous commercial enterprise that exploits the dreams of young athletes.

    1. Re:It depends... by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And I see them as an exercise in creative pharmacology, shaping your body with hormones while trying to stay one step ahead of innovations in screening. Remember it's only wrong if you get caught, right?

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    2. Re:It depends... by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      I'm not entirely sure that a contract stating that your name is someone else's intellectual property would be enforceable.

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    3. Re:It depends... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The measure of a man's true honor is what he would do if he knew he would not be caught.

    4. Re:It depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends upon the contract that the Olympian signed in order to compete in the Olympics. My opinion is that the Olympians have to sign away everything but their first-born in order to be allowed to compete in the Olympics.

      Debatable. Even if a contract with such terms exists between the IOC and the athlete, that does not invalidate a pre-existing contract between UVEX and the athlete.

      In fact, the IOC would have a claim against the athlete for signing a contract with the IOC when the athlete didn't have the capacity to do so, having previously signed away some of the rights that the IOC wants to claim.

      But UVEX is in the clear and fully entitled to the terms of their contract with the athlete.

    5. Re:It depends... by Bob9113 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I now view it as a viscous commercial enterprise that exploits the dreams of young athletes.

      Viscous? Yes, those marketing sleazebags certainly are an oily bunch. :)

      I've been flipping over to NBC every once in a while to see what they're showing. Most of the time I hit either a commercial or reporters sitting at a desk talking about events. My best guess is that their contract has limitations on the amount of actual event time they can show -- either a fixed cap or some kind of dollars per minute arrangement.

      Which is to say; I share your disillusionment.

    6. Re:It depends... by jra · · Score: 3, Funny

      Extremely viscous.

      Not much chance of you slipping through the cracks at all.

    7. Re:It depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say it's high time they drop the pretense - I want to see gigantic roided-out competitors tearing their own arms off trying to deadlift at the 2012 games. Now *that's* SPORT!

    8. Re:It depends... by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm guessing you meant "vicious." Unless you're claiming that the Olympics have a high internal friction which resists deformation through shear or extensional stresses.

    9. Re:It depends... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. I caught that after I posted the message. I hate when that happens.

    10. Re:It depends... by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      I heartily agree with your statement that the Olympics is a sticky, oily commercial enterprise that is relatively highly resistant to flow.

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    11. Re:It depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you meant "vicious." Unless you're claiming that the Olympics have a high internal friction which resists deformation through shear or extensional stresses.

      Well, at the rate the snow is melting in Vancouver...

    12. Re:It depends... by youngone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Absolutely. I lost interest in the Olympics when the Iron Curtin collapsed. All of a sudden it wasn't those dirty cheating commies using drugs to win, it was our guys.

    13. Re:It depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      any athlete that signs his or her rights to use their name is a spineless lemming.

    14. Re:It depends... by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      I am amused by NBC's inability to even display the top 10 finishers in some events.

      I thought the womens moguls coverage was pretty good, you saw a lot of runs, even from middle of the pack athletes and such.

      The womens downhill coverage was a steaming pile of shit. They show a select few runs (lets get the winners, the best crashes, and the one german girl who is friends with the famous american). When the last runner makes it down do they even bother to show a full screen list of the top 10-15 finishers? No. Instead they manage to show a list of times that only takes up half the screen and features: All of the americans (including the one that was disqualified), the non-american medal winner, and the aforementioned german chick that they kept talking about (who failed to even come close to medaling).

      Do they seriously have such a small world view that they can't even fill the screen with scores and show me the top 10? Its not like there was anything important going on in the background shot. I know that everyone has the internet and could look these things up (hours before NBC plays them since they are refusing to carry a lot of stuff live) but it seems really disrespectful to the athletes.

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    15. Re:It depends... by OFnow · · Score: 1

      Can the IOC really claim an Olypmian's name as their own intellectual property?

      .

      Hmm. What about that other Lindsey Vonn (you know, the one not connected with sport
      in any way. At home somewhere in the USA.). Someone getting the rights to -my- rather common name
      when I'm not involved in any way would be so....weird.

    16. Re:It depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you're missing the times when a U.S. athlete is in the running for a medal. After all, they do limit their coverage to only those events where a U.S. athlete has a reasonable chance of getting a medal. That's why we don't see coverage of sports like biathlon and curling (aka team shuffle board on ice) in the winter Olympics and race walking, modern pentathlon, and badminton in the summer. So if you tune in when figure skating (winter) or synchronized swimming (summer) are scheduled, you'll have no trouble finding event coverage.

    17. Re:It depends... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      TV networks pay so much for the rights that they have to maximize return, even is this results in catering to the masses who want to see only those things. Case in point is the channel 9 coverage in Australia which is really just trolling for viewers, and the more offensive they make it the better.

    18. Re:It depends... by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Did you just make that up? That goes in my list of favorite quotes from the internet.

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    19. Re:It depends... by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Well, just remember, every story that we let through or pay attention to, is just that much more support for the tightly regimented, controlling parasite that the IOC is.

      Withdraw your support from the untameable hype machine.

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    20. Re:It depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The measure of a man's true honor is what he would do if he knew he would not be caught.

      Did you just make that up? That goes in my list of favorite quotes from the internet.

      No he didn't make it up. The sentiment goes back to the ancient Greeks (see Plato on ethics).

      Still undetermined is what the measure of a woman or child's true honor may be.

    21. Re:It depends... by sulimma · · Score: 1

      I do not think that signing such a contract would effect third parties much.
      In many cases a third party does have no right to use your name to begin with, but there also are many situation where you yourself cannot prevent the public use of your name and clearly signing a contract with anyone cannot change this. The IOC hardly can gain more right over your name from the contract than you had yourself.

    22. Re:It depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's to honor.

      Get honor, stay honor, and if you can't come in her come on her.

    23. Re:It depends... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      It appears on the stationery of the Honor Board of my college.

    24. Re:It depends... by furby076 · · Score: 1

      I no longer view the Olympics as an idealistic sporting event. I now view it as a viscous commercial enterprise that exploits the dreams of young athletes.

      Except these exploited athletes become retardedly rich if they win. If they lose the olympic committee couldn't care less about who uses their names, but if they win the olympic committee starts to care. Look at Apollo ohno (sp) - after the last winter olympics he became a multi-millionaire, got invited to all the exclusive events (as in where hollywood type stars go to) and was living the life. That's not a bad deal. In fact, I would love to be exploited in that fashion.

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    25. Re:It depends... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you meant "vicious." Unless you're claiming that the Olympics have a high internal friction which resists defamation through fear or existential stresses.

      More like that I think.

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  12. I want to watch the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I really want to watch the Olympics. I'm not much of a sports person, playing or watching, but I can't deny that it's inspiring to watch people who have spent their lives dedicated to one goal competing with each other and showing what they and the human race are capable of. I really really want to honor their efforts and cheer on every single person that has made it so far.

    Unfortunately the organizers of this competition are the world's worst abusers of IP law and international politics, and flat out get away with open bribery. It's the best of the best sponsored by the worst of the worst. I'm sorry, I hate doing it, but I have to boycott the Olympics. If the IOC ever cleans up their act or another organization can organize a world competition that attracts the best athletes I'll watch. Until then, I won't.

  13. Not outside the realm... by Nexzus · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...of possibility. VANOC, the Sponsors, and the IOC have done a number of things that could be considered downright criminal.
      - Closing two of the main viaducts in and out of downtown.
      - No stopping zones on large stretches of major roads.
      - Only accepting Visa or cash at all the venues.
      - Only allowing games related traffic on the road between Vancouver and Whistler during most hours of the day.
    I tried to create a rumour that Bell, another major Olympic sponsor, was forcing the shutdown of all non-Bell cell sites around the venues, but I don't think people understood the implications of that if it were to happen.

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    1. Re:Not outside the realm... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I should point out that most people going to the Olympics, like most people who live in Greater Vancouver, use the excellent light rail system there.

      Why the heck would you want to pay $50 to park a car when you can get there faster by light rail - including the ski hill - for less than $5?

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    2. Re:Not outside the realm... by tftp · · Score: 1

      Why the heck would you want to pay $50 to park a car when you can get there faster by light rail - including the ski hill - for less than $5?

      If your group consists of 5 people, and if you intend to go back.

      Besides, if you have a car you can take some spare clothes, water and lunch, binoculars, cameras - and whatever else you might need, transportation is free, and your car is your personal staging area where you can always pick something up and drop something off. But a heavy bag that you are doomed to carry whole day can wreck the whole experience.

    3. Re:Not outside the realm... by Again · · Score: 1

      Besides, if you have a car you can take some spare clothes, water and lunch, binoculars, cameras - and whatever else you might need, transportation is free, [...]

      Just so you know, not all of us own an electric car and have access to our neighbour's electricity.

    4. Re:Not outside the realm... by tftp · · Score: 1

      not all of us own an electric car

      Well, obviously transportation of *additional items* is free if you take a car. If you take a train these additional items will not only inconvenience you while you are there, you may also need to pay for the luggage.

      On top of that, with the train you have no option of stopping in some other town for dinner - you can only go from point A to point B, even if your plans have changed.

    5. Re:Not outside the realm... by drosboro · · Score: 1

      Still trying to figure out how any of those things could be considered "downright criminal", but I wouldn't want to spoil the griping-fun.

    6. Re:Not outside the realm... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only accepting Visa or cash at all the venues.

      It's not just venues, it's all official stores, too (including online ones).

      This is actually driving me mad. I fucking live in this city, and my bank (HSBC) issues MasterCard, not Visa. And what about Interac, which is the standard for debit cards? No go, too.

      But they "proudly accept Visa". Well, I'm "proudly" not paying them a single cent. Not that it matters any in the end, judging by droves of people with that merch around...

    7. Re:Not outside the realm... by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Vote with their feet.

      Get a large group of people to hassle those stores. Get them to pick up a lot of items that they genuinely want to buy, pull out the non-Visa credit/debit card and try to pay. When they say 'Visa only', you go 'oh ... well, then I can't buy anything' and leave.

      That leaves them with the hassle of having to restock the items you picked, clearing out the check-out line and having fewer items on the shelves. Of course, if they decide to budge, then you buy the stuff. If you get a few thousand people to do this daily, the added costs of extra personnel and fewer sales will make a very large dent in their profits.

    8. Re:Not outside the realm... by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      Because not everyone can take public transportation? I, for one, get motion sick in elevators and spiral staircases.

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    9. Re:Not outside the realm... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Then you really shouldn't be going to the games ...

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    10. Re:Not outside the realm... by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      So because I cannot take public transportation, I shouldn't be allowed to view, in person, an international sporting event? Sounds discriminatory to me.

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  14. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by maxume · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's too bad there isn't a "-1 Canadian" mod.

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  15. Olympics who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously, I haven't watched any of this years or the last olympics. Total waste of time. Home Shopping Channel is less boring.

  16. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all that matters is CANADA WON ANOTHER GOLD today!

    And we're gonna win the gold in both mens and womens hockey, cuz we all know that the winter olympix are just aa huge hockey tournament with a bunch of other sports going on...

    Shut up you iceholes!

  17. ISO and IOC are similar in my view by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Once respected now just trashed. ISO was destroyed in my eyes by the whole Microsoft debacle. (some would say long before that, but I knew nothing of ISO's procedures or problems before Microsoft's involvement.) The IOC's pure greed and nonsense over the past few years had convinced me that the Olympics just ain't cool any more.

    1. Re:ISO and IOC are similar in my view by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this caused you to lose faith in the IOC, then it is because of your naivete in trusting sporting organizations. This is nothing compared to the NFL, or some of the shenanigans NCAA pulls, or FIDE. FIDE may be the worst of all. And yet, despite all the corruption, all the weaknesses, the sports still go on, and manage to reach true beauty. Don't watch sports because of the organization, watch in spite of the organization, and hope they don't mess it up too bad.

      This is how it is with all human greatness: heros are admired because they overcome their weaknesses to do something amazing, not because they are without flaw. This is encouraging because all of us have weakness, but weakness does not prevent us from being heroic in our own way.

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    2. Re:ISO and IOC are similar in my view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once respected now just trashed. ISO was destroyed in my eyes by the whole Microsoft debacle. (some would say long before that, but I knew nothing of ISO's procedures or problems before Microsoft's involvement.) The IOC's pure greed and nonsense over the past few years had convinced me that the Olympics just ain't cool any more.

      "Past few years"!?!?!

      Are you fucking kidding? How about "past century or so"?

      The Olympics have ALWAYS been crooked and corrupt.

      Are you old enough to remember the 1972 men's basketball finals? The one where they replayed the last 3 seconds three times until the Soviet Union managed to score a basket to win?

      Are you aware that IOC President for damn near half a century Juan Antonio Samarach was a Fascist? Literally? A true-blue, here's-the-photo-of-me-in-uniform-standing-next-to-Franco Fascist?

    3. Re:ISO and IOC are similar in my view by swb · · Score: 1

      The IOC is in some ways worse than others. The large professional leagues are at least openly capitalist business enterprises, where the IOC puts forth an image of governing body for a global amateur athletic competition when in fact it really is about making money.

      What's worse is that much of the IOC's leadership comes from the third world, where kleptocratic behavior is the norm, so a lot of the IOC officials walk around with their hands out.

    4. Re:ISO and IOC are similar in my view by jmac_the_man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If this caused you to lose faith in the IOC, then it is because of your naivete in trusting sporting organizations. This is nothing compared to the NFL, or some of the shenanigans NCAA pulls, or FIDE. FIDE may be the worst of all.

      I'm not at all an expert on the World Chess Federation, in fact I had to look up on Wikipedia that FIDE was a French acronym that means World Chess Federation. Please enlighten me to the shenanigans they pull. Is IBM not allowed to be mentioned at FIDE events because Intel or somebody is their official sponsor?

    5. Re:ISO and IOC are similar in my view by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Historically, the corruption with FIDE is that they arrange chess tournaments in ways that favor one player or another. Currently, there are accusations of tournament fixing (not in world championship games though), and allowing people to pay for the grandmaster title, but I am not personally in a position to judge the accuracy of the accusations. They do change the rules a lot with no real purpose, I think.

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    6. Re:ISO and IOC are similar in my view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Third world referring to the US, EU, China and Russia? :D

  18. They may make great ski gear... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but they sure make lousy poetry.

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  19. They'll claim anything by budgenator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the past, the IOC's have been a bunch of Narcissistic, money grubbing vampires that make the RIAA look like Sunday-School teachers; It's not out of character for them to not only claim a competitor's name, but their first-born child. a Strategy of sue everybody and let the courts figure it out isn't foreign to them either.

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  20. Too bad she was married by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    may be you will have a chance in your next life.

  21. There are three things to consider by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1, Redundant

    1. They hold an IP right to the use of Olympian, so the phrase Olympian Lindsay Vonn is a use of a trademark.

    2. The name is not trademarked, as there are many people with that name, and many of them ski.

    3. Lawyers hate America, so they can claim anything, and also be WRONG. For example, the activist US Supreme Court claims that Corporations are People and have the same rights as Citizens, which no sane citizen agrees with.

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    1. Re:There are three things to consider by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1. They hold an IP right to the use of Olympian, so the phrase Olympian Lindsay Vonn is a use of a trademark.

      What I want to know is, why hasn't any of the Olympian Gods smitten them yet? This is like McDonalds trying to claim trademark violations if there is anything with "Mc" in front of it. What are they going to do, sue all of Scotland?

    2. Re:There are three things to consider by Compholio · · Score: 1

      1. They hold an IP right to the use of Olympian, so the phrase Olympian Lindsay Vonn is a use of a trademark.

      I highly doubt that they hold any rights on "Olympian," I know I think of the newspaper whenever I hear anyone use it.

    3. Re:There are three things to consider by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      They hold an IP right to the use of Olympian, so the phrase Olympian Lindsay Vonn is a use of a trademark.

      So? I drank a bottle of Coca Cola for lunch. Coca Cola is a registered trademark of The Coca-Cola Company.

      So, um, is Coke going to sue me for using those words?

      No, they cannot. That's not a protection that a trademark provides. I simply cannot create a similar product and name it "Coca Cola".

      I can use the words "Olympics", "Olympic Games", and I can call Lindsay Vonn and Olympian. None of that is an issue.

      I suspect that the lawyer for the Olympics knows this, but they're relying on people not wanting to go to court and deal with it. That doesn't make it right.

    4. Re:There are three things to consider by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      3. Lawyers hate America, so they can claim anything, and also be WRONG. For example, the activist US Supreme Court claims that Corporations are People and have the same rights as Citizens, which no sane citizen agrees with.

      Including voting for president?
      Or even being president?

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    5. Re:There are three things to consider by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      "What are they going to do, sue all of Scotland?"

      They could try, but they canna take our FREEDOM!

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    6. Re:There are three things to consider by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      It depends on use.

      I live in Washington State, where the Olympics are (the mountain range and the national park). There are pizza places called Olympic here, which is a place name.

      Where you cross the line is when you use it in relation to sporting events. But even then, local sports teams here - and in Greece - have prior claim, so long as they don't advertise internationally.

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    7. Re:There are three things to consider by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      According to the activist Supreme Court lawyers or (and I use the term loosely) "Justices", yes.

      They claim that Corporations that are owned by sovereign wealth funds owned by China, Dubai, and Saudi Arabia can donate money to run ads for and against a candidate running for President.

      Obviously, they are just as insane as the IP lawyers working for the IOC.

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    8. Re:There are three things to consider by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      There was a similar problem for the Sydney Olympics.

      It turned out that there was a man, a Mr Games (Mr Sydney *Olympic* Games to be precise) who had actually taken the trouble to make his name his registered trademark.

      Of course the IOC was caught with its pants down on this one and had to refrain from referring to this particular Olympiad as the "Sydney Olympic Games".

      I saw this on the excellent documentary series "The Games".

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    9. Re:There are three things to consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what would the residents of Olympia, WA think about that?

    10. Re:There are three things to consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They claim that corporations have some of the properties of citizens, and that moreover Congress shall make no law restricting free speech or the freedom of the press even if it's corporations speaking or pressing. I kinda like the first amendment so I approve.

    11. Re:There are three things to consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure they do. Maybe if you're gonna think of the paper, you might see what went on with the paper and the USOC: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010007020_olympian06m.html

    12. Re:There are three things to consider by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      show me a corporation on death row or serving time for robbery and I'll buy your argument ... didn't think so.

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    13. Re:There are three things to consider by jc42 · · Score: 1

      This is like McDonalds trying to claim trademark violations if there is anything with "Mc" in front of it. What are they going to do, sue all of Scotland?

      Nah; in Scotland it's mostly spelled "MacDonald". The way the legal system works, that's enough of a difference to drag any lawsuit out for decades. Anyway, if they tried, all the MacDonalds (and the few McDonalds who are mostly in Ireland) would countersue on the grounds that their family had the name for centuries before the fast-food chain existed. It's more likely that McDonald's could lose the right to use their name in the UK.

      (Actually, there have been a few stories about McDonald's suing various people over their name. Googling for "McDonalds sues" turns up some fun stories, some of them very strange and surrealistic. You can learn a lot about the absurdities in the legal system by reading them. ;-)

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    14. Re:There are three things to consider by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      "Me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds."

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    15. Re:There are three things to consider by mcvos · · Score: 1

      3. Lawyers hate America, so they can claim anything, and also be WRONG. For example, the activist US Supreme Court claims that Corporations are People and have the same rights as Citizens, which no sane citizen agrees with.

      I'd expect lawyers to love America for exactly that reason.

    16. Re:There are three things to consider by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      America the physical land mass != America the country of lawyers working for corporations owning serfs != American citizens

      I meant the latter group.

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  22. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I believe you meant to say +1 Canadian.

    Because, let's be fair, Canada has three gold medals, neener neener, and there's nothing you can do about that mark of excellence.

    Eh?

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  23. PARENT ***NOT*** INFORMATIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "parent" is dead wrong. The IOC does business in the US and has assets here.

  24. Streisand Award by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I propose we inaugurate a new set of weekly, monthly and yearly Streisand awards. For this, I'd like to Nominate for all three categories this most boneheaded request of the IOC.

    In the meantime, lets help UVEX by directly linking their name (like I have here) with Vonn's name.

    They can't stop the mob!

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    1. Re:Streisand Award by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I lost all respect for the IOC when they sued a non-profit (and won) to prevent them from using the term "Gay Olympics". Allowing retards to use the word "Olympics", but not queers, seems a bit of a double standard, doesn't it? Never mind the fact that the word is over 2000 years old, and there is very little chance of anybody confusing the "Gay Olympics" with either the Summer Olympics or the Winter Olympics. What next, suing the state of Washington to get them to change the name of their capitol, Olympia? Or just suing the residents for calling themselves "Olympians"? Wait a minute... don't these guys have a trademark on the word "Olympian"?

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    2. Re:Streisand Award by anyGould · · Score: 1

      You may want to note that while the IOC allows them to use "Olympic" (although that word isn't used on the official site, so that might not be true either), they definitely don't allow them to use the Olympic rings. (And if I read correctly, they're not allowed to use five of anything, because that might "dilute the brand".)

    3. Re:Streisand Award by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was referring to the Special Olympics, hence the use of the politically incorrect term "retards" rather than the politically incorrect term "cripples". (Sorry if I've offended anyone, you're welcome to use the term "asshole" to describe me -- it fits.)

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  25. Off topic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone here even watch her downhill skiing victory? If her sob performance at the end is any indicator, the next two months will see this woman occupying all TV air time with her incessant crying. Shit, I was embarrassed just to be watching her. Even Michael Phelps was more pleasant to watch speak by comparison.

    So, is anyone ACTUALLY mentioning Lindsey Vonn -- and not ridiculing her?

    (Internet tough guy logging off...)

  26. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by Jesus_666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Two gold medals. The women's downhill medal was won by Lindsey Vonn who competed for the IOC. At least the IOC say so and they're the experts.

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  27. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Blame Canada.

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  28. IOC is barking up the wrong tree by 517714 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the name is the IOC's IP, even if only temporarily, then their gripe is with Ms rhymes with Bonn. She presumably signed a contract with Uvex and also presumably with the IOC. If the IOC can enforce anything it would be against her not the company. The IOC's rights do not negate an existing contract which allows Uvex to use her image.

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    1. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Owning her name would be tantamount to owning her period. She's not a slave, and regardless of the terms of the contract she signed, I seriously doubt they're enforceable. Giving someone exclusive rights to use your image for publicity is also crap; that would put every photo of her out there in jeopardy. This is an example of draconian contract terms and aspiring to own everything under the sun up until the time someone actually challenges it (and with the necessary money and public visibility to make it worthwhile to a lawyer). I think Mrs. Vonn should go after them. It'd be a riot to see what happens if the IOC starts banning competitors if they refuse to sign away all of their publicity rights.

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    2. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by rnaiguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would they own her period? That seems even less tangible than her name. They'll want her boogers next.

    3. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by lul_wat · · Score: 0

      Use a Diva cup.

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    4. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by mano.m · · Score: 1

      owning her period.

      Don't. Give them. Ideas.

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    5. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Owning her name would be tantamount to owning her period.

      Yuck, I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.

    6. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by drosboro · · Score: 1

      Owning her name would be tantamount to owning her period.

      And really, why would anyone want to own that? Yuck!

    7. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Owning her name would be tantamount to owning her period.

      I'd heard that many women who exercise that much no longer have periods. Though why anyone would want to own one is beyond me...

    8. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Owning her name would be tantamount to owning her period. She's not a slave, and regardless of the terms of the contract she signed, I seriously doubt they're enforceable.

      Why would I want her period... women are bad enough when they have one, why the heck would I want to own one ??

    9. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Owning her name would be tantamount to owning her period.'

      Then there would be blood on your hands........

    10. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by cybernanga · · Score: 1

      Owning her name would be tantamount to owning her, period.

      You had left out a comma!

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  29. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
    Lots of rocks, sure, but too bad about that snow.

    We've got rocks and trees and trees and rocks and rocks and trees and trees and rocks and ...

    Waterrrrrrrr. In Canada, Canada ...

    I like toast.

  30. No One Can Own Your Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No frakin' way. Unleash the lawyer dogs. Only when used as stated above "Olympian Lindsay Vonn". They can NOT own facts. So stating the "Lindsay Vonn, Gold Metal Winner" can not be OWNED... it is a fact known to the world. Screw the IOC.

  31. Nothing new under the sun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The greek games were always about rich people throwing money around for publicity.

    Look up the history of the classical greek funeral games, which where the spiritual precursor to our Olympics.

  32. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You haven't seen the news today. They time delay it.

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  33. official infringement page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume that UVEX is doing this in order to get more publicity then they would just get from Vonn's name alone. The very act of outing the IOC's request and pasting onto Slashdot has to be greater marketing then simply having her name on their opening page and hoping Google picks up the page change before the Olympic's are over.

    But anyhow. Here is some real information about whether your marketing is (probably) infringing or not: http://www.vancouver2010.com/more-2010-information/about-vanoc/the-vancouver-2010-brand/protecting-the-brand/business-community/business-community_88980js.html

    Scroll down to "How does a business promote a non-2010 Winter Games sport sponsorship?" and you will see how to say what you want without tipping off on their infringement scale.

    Still... you probably want to leave as is... now that Slashdot is advertising for you.

    But to answer the poster: "No, the IOC does not hold rights to claim infringement on Lindsey Vonn's name."

    I expect UVEX would know this. But in reality, their current setup is better marketing for them.

  34. You can copyright facts now? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Forget right of publicity - since when can the IOC claim copyright on a fact? "Lindsey Vonn won Gold at the Vancouver Olympics" - how can this possibly infringe any copyright or even contract? I would assume that the same way you can't get someone to sign up as a slave, you can't get someone to sign over the rights to have facts distributed about them....

    Is the IOC lawyer on crack? Wait, don't answer that.

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    1. Re:You can copyright facts now? by barzok · · Score: 1

      You forget how insanely overprotective the IOC is of the word "Olympic" and any words or phrases to reference the games.

    2. Re:You can copyright facts now? by wiredlogic · · Score: 4, Informative

      The main source of the problem is that the IOC has gotten special privileges over the use of the name "Olympic" and all variants as well as the interlocked ring motif. In the US this transcends all IP laws by an act of Congress. I'm sure they've accomplished similar things in other countries. Traditional trademark law would have allowed a Greek owned "Olympic Pizza" shop to continue running in Atlanta but it was forced to change its name by the IOC. People with Celtic ring designs have been pressured by the IOC to stop their infringement despite historical precedent that predates the modern Olympics. It should still be fine to say that Vonn won a gold medal in some unspecified international competition. However, as soon as you invoke the magic O-words you pass outside the realm of rationality and into the IOC's autocratic la la land.

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    3. Re:You can copyright facts now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While they can not have a copyright on it, if used by a sponsor for marketing, that would not be a fact, as she would be disqualified because of it, and would therefore not have won the gold medal.
      If you enter a competition, better follow the rules.

    4. Re:You can copyright facts now? by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right that they have a statute creating some kind of super trademark (theirs isn't the only one, either: I think there's one for the Red Cross, too, and possibly others). But I would like to point out that there is a small exception for the use of "Olympic" with respect to a small area near Olympia, Washington, provided that you're west of the mountains.

      But yeah, it's pretty bad. There's a lot of absolutely crazy stuff in IP law. It's all pretty dry reading, but you find all these crazy rules about just how big a TV is too big in a commercial establishment, statutory trademarks created by international treaties, etc.

    5. Re:You can copyright facts now? by DNAGuy · · Score: 1

      Regarding the Red Cross, it's one of the few examples of where a "super-trademark" is warranted, in my humble opinion, and it's protected by the Geneva Conventions Emblems of the International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement

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  35. You're not far off the truth by optimus2861 · · Score: 4, Informative

    VANOC trademarked the line, "With Glowing Hearts", which comes directly out of Canada's national anthem.

    Today's Olympics are all about whoring themselves out to corporate sponsors, being absolute dicks to anyone who isn't one, and stiffing local taxpayers with the bills for years if not decades on end. If you're the type who worships at the altar of the free market, you've got to admire their ruthlessly perfect exploitation of it.

    1. Re:You're not far off the truth by madpansy · · Score: 1

      If you're the type who worships at the altar of the free market, you've got to admire their ruthlessly perfect exploitation of it.

      Because, of course, one of the main tenets of any free market is draconian intellectual property law.

    2. Re:You're not far off the truth by retchdog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've not seen yet a serious libertarian candidate (yes, I realize this is almost an oxymoron) who didn't support the status quo in IP law. Maybe a few vague and totally unsubstantiated promises for "reform", but that's it.

      As this is the case, yeah, I'd say one of the main tenets of any seriously proposed "free" market is draconian intellectual property law.

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    3. Re:You're not far off the truth by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Or how about that bullshit where they forbade a local shop from selling "bison burgers", because - take it! - McDonalds is an official Olympic sponsor, and, while "burger" is not a trademark, sponsors have full control over any trade terms used for goods sold in Olympic venues - so if they feel there's any sort of "confusion", they can demand a rename - and local authorities will enforce that.

      To be precise, the direct quote from IOC lawyer is "... forbidding certain brands or words that create special associations with our sponsors and their products."

      Oh, it reminds me of something... remember when they kicked people out of events in Athens because they were wearing "wrong" t-shirts - with logos of companies competing with official sponsors - like Pepsi?

      While we're at it, McDonalds and Coca-Cola as two biggest Olympic sponsors? But really?

      You don't want to smell the Olympic spirit today. It stinks.

    4. Re:You're not far off the truth by madpansy · · Score: 1

      The Libertarian party did not invent the concept of a free market, and I certainly did not mention that ideology in my post. A free market in economics terms does not have any government granted monopolies, which means no IP laws. A political party saying otherwise does not change the true meaning of the term. It's unfortunate that the concept of a free market not only gets confused with libertarian views, it also gets the blame when government regulations are responsible for enforcing bad behavior by corporations.

    5. Re:You're not far off the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "stiffing local taxpayers with the bills"

      "...altar of the free market, you've got to admire their ruthlessly perfect exploitation of it"

      As you yourself have evinced, it's not a "free-market". Or perhaps you're one of the many who're confused about what a "free-market" is actually supposed to be.

    6. Re:You're not far off the truth by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes. "The real free market, is the one we will never have."

      So why bring it up at all?

      Look at it this way, the only parties explicitly concerned about IP law are the socialists and the Greens (and the Pirate Party of course). Are they then supporters of your mythical ideal free market?

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    7. Re:You're not far off the truth by optimus2861 · · Score: 1

      I plead bad sarcasm. It probably should've read something like, "The most perfect example of ruthlessly perfect exploitation of our so-called 'free market' in existence today." The Wall Street big boys are pikers compared to the corporate fascists that are the IOC.

  36. only one is completely incorrect by J_Omega · · Score: 1

    Some athletes compete in both summer and winter games, so biennial would be ok. (not that the parent used biEnnial.)

    http://ask.yahoo.com/20060222.html for examples

  37. Re:yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who's the gay guy who modded this excellent post?

  38. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    This is compounded by the fact that I called Vonn a Canadian when she's in fact from that funny country south of Canada. Which puts the United States on gold medal parity with Germany until the IOC has filed the paperwork to gain exclusive ownership of Madgalena Neuner.

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  39. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by maxume · · Score: 1

    Yes, they are nearly keeping pace with Norway. Whoo.

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  40. No matter who wins... by gnarlyhotep · · Score: 4, Funny

    we luge.

    1. Re:No matter who wins... by grcumb · · Score: 1

      we luge.

      Puck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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    2. Re:No matter who wins... by Scrab · · Score: 1

      I can't help but think there's something missing from that one liner... Something about some shades, and a soundtrack by The Who....

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    3. Re:No matter who wins... by gnarlyhotep · · Score: 1

      Eh, you win some, you luge some.

    4. Re:No matter who wins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spit in your general direction.

  41. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    don't worry, in the end the US will have more golds - thanks to our ace snowboarding skilz

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  42. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Well, Norway does have cool pants.

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  43. Coming down on hard on by djfuq · · Score: 0

    Those whacky IOC ppl coming down all over those "hard on"s - how sexy!!

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  44. Never was idealistic by syousef · · Score: 1

    The Olympic ideal is that if you're 0.02 seconds slower than someone else you're worthless. When's the last time you recalled the name of someone who came 5th at a non-current Olympic event. Stuff that for a joke. That ain't something I'm teaching my kid.

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    1. Re:Never was idealistic by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Many years ago, comedian Franklyn Ajaye did a pretty funny bit about the losers in Olympic events, in particular, the guy that finishes last in track events: "Damn, I'm last. Years and years of training, and I'm last. Hell, I could have not trained AT ALL and still come in last!"

      And then there was Ajaye's bit about Vinko Bogataj, the skier who is famous for the "agony of defeat" clip in ABC's Wide World of Sports, as he returns home to his native Slovenia. Townsperson: "Hey Mr. Agony, you can't really ski at all, can you?"

      You're right, however. The fact is that Olympic success is fleeting at best, often political, and they're frankly not interested in anyone that doesn't win the gold, and thus bring in the marketing dollars. Look at Surya Bonaly for instance - probably the most amazing female skater ever to compete from a purely athletic perspective, but how many people even know who she is now?

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  45. Precedence? by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

    So, assuming that the IOC can require competitors to - temporarily - sign over their names as IP, what happens if the athlete already has a contract with a third party?

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  46. *My* amicus brief by mr_bubb · · Score: 0

    May it please the court: it is i

  47. As an olympian AND slashdot reader... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes olympic athlete + geek is a possible combination...

    I can infact (or at least as far as Australian Olympians are concerned) confirm that you sign MANY papers that sign away the right to your name, image, performance (still dont know how they use that) and other things away to the national olympic body which in turn signs their right to the IOC.
    So they will have jurisdiction via the national olympic committee, and even if the company gives the IOC the bird, they can get back at the company by putting pressure on the athlete.

    Also it is VERY slack on her part. You are given multiple opportunities to inform the relevant bodies about any sponsorship agreements you have (so those guys WONT get hassled). And if she didnt inform them of it, then either she will get into shit (if company gets their lawyers) or the company will.

    If the company is using it without her knowledge, then good on the IOC. Because that means the athlete is being taken advantage of by the company. If the company wants to be associated with the athlete, they should pay!
    Most olympians have to work part time (with large amounts of unpaid holidays), and their sporting pursuit costs them MAJOR money to do. So they NEED every dollar they can get (yes some olympians are cashed up but they are a minority).

    1. Re:As an olympian AND slashdot reader... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I can infact (or at least as far as Australian Olympians are concerned) confirm that you sign MANY papers that sign away the right to your name, image, performance (still dont know how they use that) and other things away to the national olympic body which in turn signs their right to the IOC.

      Thanks for confirming that supporting the Olympic games means supporting a purely commercial organization that is built around ruthless exploitation of both ideas and peoples.
      Oh, and it's actually a criminal one, too - it just happens to be above the law when it comes to enforcement.

      Also it is VERY slack on her part. You are given multiple opportunities to inform the relevant bodies about any sponsorship agreements you have (so those guys WONT get hassled). And if she didnt inform them of it, then either she will get into shit (if company gets their lawyers) or the company will.

      Or the rules have been changed since.

      Given how more and more crap of that kind is added with every new Olympics, this seems to be the most likely explanation.

      If the company wants to be associated with the athlete, they should pay!

      If the athlete uses some of that company's gear, it's the athlete who created the association, not the company. Company can merely state the fact. I don't see why they should be required to pay a cent, so long as they don't claim any endorsement - just mere use (which is what happened in this case).

      Most olympians have to work part time (with large amounts of unpaid holidays), and their sporting pursuit costs them MAJOR money to do. So they NEED every dollar they can get (yes some olympians are cashed up but they are a minority).

      Because someone needs money as a consequence of their own conscious choices, doesn't mean that some random people (or companies) have to shell out the cash.

    2. Re:As an olympian AND slashdot reader... by PybusJ · · Score: 1

      If the company is using it without her knowledge, then good on the IOC. Because that means the athlete is being taken advantage of by the company. If the company wants to be associated with the athlete, they should pay!
      Most olympians have to work part time (with large amounts of unpaid holidays), and their sporting pursuit costs them MAJOR money to do. So they NEED every dollar they can get (yes some olympians are cashed up but they are a minority).

      I don't understand. Either Lindsay Vonn has a sponsorship deal with Uvex, in which case they are helping fund her participation in the sport. Or they have no sponsorship deal, and Lindsay (or her representatives) went out and brought Uvex products of her own free will (presumable due to their quality). That actually seems like a better endorsement to me, and I can see no moral reason why Uvex should be banned from mentioning the fact a successful athlete has chosen their kit, that's not taking advantage. If Ms Vonn needs the extra funds (I expect she's one of those not in the struggling category) she could choose to ask for a sponsorship deal or switch to a brand prepared to sponsor her.

    3. Re:As an olympian AND slashdot reader... by Rary · · Score: 1

      If the company is using it without her knowledge, then good on the IOC. Because that means the athlete is being taken advantage of by the company. If the company wants to be associated with the athlete, they should pay!

      All they did was post a blog posting in which they discuss the coverage found on NBC's UniversalSports.com, and criticize the fact that it focuses on trivialities, such as Vonn's hair. The entire section mentioning Vonn's name follows:

      They just posted a good rundown of the Woman's field disguised as story about the rivalry between top skiers (and best friends!) Lindsey Vonn and Maria Reisch.

      You just have to get through the apparently compulsory attempt to dumb it down for the American audience, as in, "Perhaps the most significant difference between the two skiers, other than their hairstyles, is that Vonn has two overall World Cup titles and Riesch none."

      That's it. They're not taking advantage of Ms. Vonn. They're not trying to become associated with her without paying. They're just talking about Olympic coverage in a blog post.

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    4. Re:As an olympian AND slashdot reader... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most olympians have to work part time (with large amounts of unpaid holidays), and their sporting pursuit costs them MAJOR money to do. So they NEED every dollar they can get (yes some olympians are cashed up but they are a minority).

      Oooh...most olympians need a real job. Boo-hoo.

    5. Re:As an olympian AND slashdot reader... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi Dale Begg-Smith!

    6. Re:As an olympian AND slashdot reader... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Also it is VERY slack on her part. You are given multiple opportunities to inform the relevant bodies about any sponsorship agreements you have (so those guys WONT get hassled). And if she didnt inform them of it, then either she will get into shit (if company gets their lawyers) or the company will.

      But what if she did inform them of the sponsorship agreement, and they're just being dicks about it? No part of informing the IOC changes the IP relationship, so I'm guessing she did tell them because that in no way indemnifies the sponsor.

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    7. Re:As an olympian AND slashdot reader... by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Analyzing this from an IP standpoint seems beside the point. According to what UVEX posted, the IOC told UVEX to take down the content or they would discipline Vonn under Rule 41, paragraph 3 of the Olympic Charter. For instance, the IOC might declare Vonn ineligible to compete.

      It sounds like it's not about whether the IOC has IP rights in a U.S. court against UVEX. It's about what the IOC can do to prevent Vonn from competing unless she gets her sponsors to follow the IOC rules.

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  48. Olympic Facebook page deletes detremental posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go to IOC FaceBook site and post anything concerning this story, the post is immediately removed. EVERYONE should go there and Post Go Olympians! Boo IOC! and see if they can delete posts as fast as we can write them.

  49. They're making the olympics less popular? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I guess if you see less stuff about the Olympics, and it's mentioned in fewer places, it'll become less popular. What's the point of that?

  50. The answer is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >=1

  51. IOC claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'll like to see the IOC send a letter to Reebok and Gatorade claiming that Sidney Crosby as their own intellectual property. Wonder how well that would go over?

  52. The Olympics have been stolen already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the Olympics have already been stolen, so it's time for the thieves making such outrageous ownership claims to walk. A new Olympics charter needs to be formulated which returns the competition to it's original purpose: to provide a non commercial venue for international sporting competition. Really, it wouldn't take much. The athletes and the spirit and the competition are all there. So this can be a very small coup. Just eliminate the current crop of fat bankers and lawyers who's only interest in the event is making money. Fire their asses, and if they won't leave, just do it without them.

  53. Treaties and SCOTUS by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    ... protected directly by international treaty. Not only can they enforce that claim, but the Supreme Court itself can't say boo to the contrary.

    Whoa! Citation please!

    (Links to theory would be nice, but it really is only theory unless the Supreme Court has tried to overturn part of a treaty, and was denied.)

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    1. Re:Treaties and SCOTUS by pla · · Score: 2, Informative

      Whoa! Citation please!

      Fair enough request. here you go.

      One quote in particular stands out to me... "Participation in the Olympic Games is voluntary. Thus, nations and individuals who participate in the Olympic Games submit themselves to the rules and regulations established by the IOC, and to subsequent sanctions for violating these rules. The IOC alone cannot compel governmental compliance, however, the Olympic Charter exemplifies current international practice and has the effect of customary international law. Therefore, the authoritative force of the rules and regulations of the Olympic Charter are recognized by state and international law.

      Interestingly, I can't find substantiation of my claim that they have an international trademark by treaty, as with the IRC. So I'll have to take my spankings on that point, though I consider the above somewhat more scary.


      but it really is only theory unless the Supreme Court has tried to overturn part of a treaty, and was denied.

      As I said, IANAL. However, the best I can find on this subject comes from De Geofroy vs Riggs, 1890, which says "The treaty power, as expressed in the constitution, is in terms unlimited, except by those restraints which are found in that instrument against the action of the government" - Which I take to mean that unless they blatantly violate the constitution, treaties win.

    2. Re:Treaties and SCOTUS by davecb · · Score: 1

      Yup: constitutions come first, then treaties, then local laws for almost all jurisdictions.

      However, the local laws must be written or re-written to implement the agreements from the treaty, or you end up in a gray area, where the treaty says one thing and the law another. Unless your constitutions explicitly says that a treaty overrides local law the day it is signed, the enforcement can only occur after the local laws are rewritten.

      This is why you hear "the ACTA treaty will force us to change our laws" instead of "the ACTA treaty will allow police to search your ipod without a warrant". Or, "the U.S. signed the treaty, but the Senate didn't ratify it".

      Countries are still sovereign. They can decide to implement treaties any way they like, and other countries have two choices: argue with them or declare war. For some reason they seem to prefer the former (;-))

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  54. Same story on ESPN.com by TPJ-Basin · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://espn.go.com/action/news/story?id=4921916 "....Rule 41 in the International Olympic Committee's charter, the so-called "Blackout Rule," which bans competitors, coaches, trainers and officials participating in the Olympics from using their name or image for advertising during the Games. Only those whose sponsors pony up a substantial sum to be an official Olympic sponsor receive an exemption from the IOC's executive board."

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  55. View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by Geof · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I no longer view the Olympics as an idealistic sporting event. I now view it as a viscous commercial enterprise that exploits the dreams of young athletes.

    I live in Vancouver. I could not agree with you more.

    McDonald's started running an ad before the games. I think it speaks for itself. It shows a big box of golden french fries. Beside them the words "Why Wait? Go For Gold."

    Last weekend, along with my wife and son, I visited one of the "free" events for Chinese New Year. We wanted to see a Chinese dragon, dancing, and so forth. At the entrance, volunteers searched my bag and poured out my bottle of water. This was for the benefit of Coca-Cola Corp., which was selling bottled tap water (Dasani is tap water) for $3.50. I was literally (I don't mean figuratively) spitting mad. You don't go somewhere with a little kid unless you have food and water.

    Keep in mind that this is not a private party: it is funded by billions of public money and staffed with thousands of volunteers. We have shut down major streets, suspended colleges and universities for two weeks, and passed specific laws for the benefit of the Olympics. Or rather for the benefit of its sponsors.

    But of course this is a "green" Olympics. As the Coke booth banner read, "Refresh. Recycle. Repeat." - and you can't recycle if you're already reusing! A sign on the booth said a green light would go on when the booth was running solely on solar power. A spokeswoman had gathered a crowd of children, who were competing in a Jeopardy-style contest to guess just how Green Coca-Cola is.

    So yeah, that's what the Olympics does. It speaks of sport and healthy living, then promotes poison to kids. It exploits athletes who give decades of their lives and sign recording-industry-style contracts for the hope of a few minutes of fame. It exists outside the law (truly: a Canadian court ruled the Olympics violated the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, but did nothing because the IOC is outside Canadian jurisdiction). It goes from city to city, arranging with politicians and business leaders to transfer public money into private pockets.

    1. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative

      At the entrance, volunteers searched my bag and poured out my bottle of water. This was for the benefit of Coca-Cola Corp.

      While I mostly agree with what you say (speaking from Richmond here), so far as I can tell, the restriction on liquids isn't really for the benefit of Coke, but rather part of the recent security craze. They seem to forbid all sorts of liquids on entrance to any organized large gathering of people, whether or not Coke sells anything there.

      Still, Coke and McDonalds do make me sick in many other ways. During the torch ceremony here in Richmond, over half of the time was wasted on their endorsements (performers dressed in corporate colors wearing logos etc).

      And I can't even "vote with my wallet", because I already did that with respect to those two companies ages ago (for health reasons).

    2. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      Last weekend, along with my wife and son, I visited one of the "free" events for Chinese New Year. We wanted to see a Chinese dragon, dancing, and so forth. At the entrance, volunteers searched my bag and poured out my bottle of water. This was for the benefit of Coca-Cola Corp., which was selling bottled tap water (Dasani is tap water) for $3.50. I was literally (I don't mean figuratively) spitting mad. You don't go somewhere with a little kid unless you have food and water.

      I don't know how your "good samaritan" laws are in Canada, but here in Denmark it's illegal to refuse someone water. A cafe or restaurant must give you a glass of tapwater free of charge if you ask for it, if you occupy a seat or otherwise behave like an ordinary customer they can obviously charge. The same goes for ordinary people. You can ask at any house or appt, and they must give you a glass of water.

    3. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by mcvos · · Score: 2, Informative

      At the entrance, volunteers searched my bag and poured out my bottle of water. This was for the benefit of Coca-Cola Corp.

      While I mostly agree with what you say (speaking from Richmond here), so far as I can tell, the restriction on liquids isn't really for the benefit of Coke, but rather part of the recent security craze. They seem to forbid all sorts of liquids on entrance to any organized large gathering of people, whether or not Coke sells anything there.

      Plenty of events banned bringing your own bottles long before 9/11. Back then the reason was that people might throw empty bottles around and that would be dangerous. But always at those events there's somebody selling drinks at highly inflated prices.

    4. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Back then the reason was that people might throw empty bottles around and that would be dangerous.

      Unless you mean the time when typical bottles were glass - which was quite a long time ago - I don't see how an empty plastic bottle thrown around could hurt anyone, so that excuse wouldn't fly today.

    5. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      At the entrance, volunteers searched my bag and poured out my bottle of water.

      How pathetic to volunteer to screw people over for the benefit of giant multinationals and morally bankrupt organizations like the IOC.

      The games are utterly ruined for me, and have been for a while. It's such a shame. Nothing short of a massive boycott would do any good, but the athletes would be most hurt by it, especially for sports with a short competitive lifespan.

      Anymore, I don't watch. I don't care. I don't buy crap because it has the word "Olympics" or the stupid ring logo on it. I'll never pay money to see an event, and I'll raise hell like you've never seen if anybody ever tries to bring that pile of monstrous civic wreckage to my city.

    6. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Wow, this is a striking difference between Denmark and America.
      In Denmark, the Good Samaritan law requires people to help one another.
      In America, the Good Samaritan law only protects people from being sued into oblivion for the transgression of giving the dehydrated a glass of tap water and not premium filtered water from the rare springs of Springfield.

      And on a side, note, is giving your kids tap water really akin to poison? Or was GP referring to the "green revolution". Or was it the corporate sponsorship? The last one I can understand, but otherwise: Man up, drink TAP!

    7. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Unless you mean the time when typical bottles were glass - which was quite a long time ago - I don't see how an empty plastic bottle thrown around could hurt anyone, so that excuse wouldn't fly today.

      They were modern plastic bottles. Nobody in his right mind would throw a glass bottle. Yet that was the stated reason why bringing your own water to many Dutch pop festivals was banned.

    8. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Unless you mean the time when typical bottles were glass - which was quite a long time ago - I don't see how an empty plastic bottle thrown around could hurt anyone, so that excuse wouldn't fly today.

      They'll sell you plastic bottles of frozen water at football games on hot days here. The right arcing throw and it could be as deadly as a Lawn Dart.

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    9. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Well, they should just mandate straitjackets and leg irons for everyone while they're at it. After all, it's the only way to ensure that no-one hurts anyone else.

    10. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by Geof · · Score: 1

      so far as I can tell, the restriction on liquids isn't really for the benefit of Coke, but rather part of the recent security craze

      But this is Canada. We really aren't that paranoid. While we do sometimes ape the security theater of the United States, the effort tends to be late and our heart isn't in it.

      Before I reached the bag search counter there a private security guy patted me down. Which is to say he barely touched me - just looked at me to see I didn't look suspicious. I asked him what he was looking for, and showed him my bag and bottle. He shrugged and smiled and said he didn't care.

      I don't blame the volunteers. They volunteered to help the Olympics (or the ideal they believe the Olympics to be), not Coke. I suspect they are uncomfortable with some of the things they are required to do. The young man beside the lady who asked me to pour out the water piped up with "you can drink some first." And the woman herself let my wife past with a small bag of nuts for our son. I bet she wasn't supposed to. She might have let my water in, too, if she had known we were together, but we were separated in the line at that point.

    11. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by sedmonds · · Score: 1

      It exists outside the law (truly: a Canadian court ruled the Olympics violated the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, but did nothing because the IOC is outside Canadian jurisdiction)

      The defendant in the case was VANOC, not the IOC. That is a critically important element of the case. VANOC doesn't have the power to decide which events to include, they do have the contractual obligation to implement facilities for the events the IOC decides. VANOC in fact had been helping with providing women access to ski-jump facilities to practice, and unsuccessfully for their inclusion in the 2010 games.

      The court examined the arguments, and found that men's ski-jumping being grandfathered into the Olympics was the critical factor in women being discriminated against by IOC policies. That is, neither men nor women meet IOC requirements for inclusion in the Olympics. Neither has sufficient participation and world standing to be included. IOC policy allows for inclusion of "traditional" events, such as men's ski-jump - which at one time met requirements for inclusion in the Olympics, discriminates against women - who have never met the requirements for inclusion in the Olympics. So the just solution would be for the IOC to discontinue men's ski-jump. That'd be a lot of help to the women who brought suit...

  56. Oops. Don't tell them about Nike. by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    I hope nobody points out that not-olympic-sponsor Nike mentions not just olympic athletes, but the Olympics themselves on one of their web pages:
    Nike Training - Winter Olympics

    (Strange, as far as I can tell, the Vancouver Olympic Committee has contracted with Nike to provide material for the games. So VOC is paying Nike, not Nike paying any OC.)

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  57. Rape and Murder? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    Lindsey Vonn raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. She hasn't denied it!

  58. stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a fun one... I work for a web shop, one of our clients is a spa. They have a masseuse on staff who is presently in Vancouver working for Team USA. They indicated as much on their website last week. All they said was "our masseuse, Jane Doe, is in Vancouver working with team USA..."

    Today they get a cease-and-desist phone call from IOC lawyers... WTF?? What's the point? How are they profiting from this kind of stupidity?

    1. Re:stupid by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing is what you told the lawyer. If it were me, I would threaten to counter-sue for interfering with my business. After all, a spa needs to let their clients know that the regular masseuse is unavailable.

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  59. Can't stand them by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Olympics killed my favorite card game/RPG franchise (well, its not 100% dead but its MUCH less popular now than it was). Legend of the Five Rings was threatened due to the fact the Olympics apparently own any symbol of "multiple interlocking rings", which they had on the backs of all their cards. As any card player could tell you, forcing all players to play their expensive cards with new backs is a good way to kill your game. Of course their five rings represented the 5 elements of the ancient Japanese world...and the game had absolutely nothing to do with the Olympics or even Greek history...

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  60. for the last time: DMCA IS NOT FOR TRADEMARKS by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    If the IOC claimed Lindsay Vonn as a tradmark, the cannot use a DMCA takedown to remove content. The C in DMCA is for Copyright. For trademark, you might get a "cease and desist" letter, but not a takedown notice.

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  61. Dear IOC by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    You are ridiculous, and have worked so hard to corrupt the very spirit of the once-wonderful games that you oversee (as if so many other decisions, like holding the games in China, did not do this well enough). So, take this, and you will NOT receive any royalties:
    IOC IOC
    Olympic Games! Olympic Games! Olympic Games! Olympic Games! Olympic Games!
    IOC IOC!!!!
    Olympic Games! Olympic Games! Olympic Games!
    You suck. Aside from hockey, the families of the athletes, and old people watching figure skating for the music, no one gives a damn about the Winter Olympics(tm) anyway. You can't carry the World Cup's jock (that's an athletic supporter device, slashdotters). By holding your games (yes games, not sports, mostly) the same year as the World Cup, you have the second most important international athletic tournament of the year, meaning you probably shouldn't even bother. Way to go IOC!

    No disrespect to Vancouver, an interesting and wonderfully eclectic city, or any other previous or future hosts. I'm sorry for the mockery you endure and the outrageous sums of money you spend in hopes of experiencing something in the same class as the real olympics. Your children will remember it far into the future, when they are living in the shoddy public housing that was built to house foreigners for two weeks instead of providing for good educations that might prevent them from needing such a thing.

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  62. I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm stuck in Vancouver right now and I've seen the mayhem and damage firsthand that those greedy fat fucks at the IOC can do. If your city ever gets a chance to to bid on having the olympics, don't. It would be much cheaper to actually pay another state or country to hold them.

  63. The Breakfast of Olympians by foo12 · · Score: 1

    I work for a prepress company whose major client is known for putting athletes on orange-colored cereal boxes. Lindsey Vonn is almost certain to appear on one of these boxes as well several other American medalists. Basically our understanding of the rule is that the athletes are free to sign agreements independent of their status as Olympic athletes but they cannot, under any circumstances, appear in marketing deals as an Olympic athlete without the IOC being party to the agreement.

    Orange-colored cereal box distributor has been doing this for years without incident.

  64. Being right doesn't mean winning. by fruitbane · · Score: 1

    I imagine UVEX has rolled over without a fight to make sure the IOC doesn't attempt to involve Ms. Vonn in this issue. I think UVEX would easily win a court challenge, but what would it do to UVEX's ability to sponsor Olympic athletes if they are on the IOC shit list? And it could have implications for the athletes being sponsored as well. The IOC doesn't have to be right to win, unfortunately.

  65. Lindsey Vonn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who Dat?

  66. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "4 in one just like your mom last night"

    OK, I can figure 3. Where'd #4 go, in her ear?

  67. Money... by joocemann · · Score: 1

    ... and all the silly, heinous, disgusting, awkward, hateful, tragic and horrifying ways that it finds its way to distort human interaction.

  68. Boycott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The simple fact this story is even out makes me want to boycott anything "Olympic" and especially Olympic with Lindsey Vonn.

    So take that IOC Intellectual Propertards..

    To hell with your fucking corporate nonsense you greedy fucking pricks

  69. Just Say No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care how powerful the IOC is, I draw the line when the IOC claims to own her period. Stop the trafficking of women's bodily functions now!

  70. It's only used since 2786 years.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..no reason not to have copyright on it..

  71. Can't copyright facts, but CAN enforce trademark by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    since when can the IOC claim copyright on a fact?

    If I recall correctly the IOC pursues most of its more ridiculous legal actions based upon trademark laws, not copyright. Trademark simply involves the use of words, and whether they are used to describe a fact doesn't always matter in therms of trademark. If somebody publicises the phrase "Lindsey Vonn won Gold at the Vancouver Olympics" the IOC can, if they feel like being especially nasty pricks, send you a C&D for using the word "Olympics" without their permission, even if it is simply part of a factual statement--and it is possible that the use of an athlete's name could be regulated under trademark law as well. However, you aren't supposed to be able to trademark generic words or the names of people or places unless you are the person or entity with that name or own that property/location (or you've granted/sold rights to someone else to handle the use of said trademark). For example you cannot trademark the use of "Martha Stewart" unless that happens to be your name (and the most famous person of that name does in fact assert trademark rights to her name).

    Trademark holders don't normally pursue legal action against the casual use of their trademarks under a certain number of circumstances (news reports, most product reviews and so on) when there is no case to be made that the person who used the trademark for the purposes of trade (ie. to promote or identify their business). However, because UVEX is the sponsor of Lindsey Vonn, and is not in the business of news reporting but rather selling the type of gear that she uses, the IOC in their "wisdom" probably concluded that the mention of Vonn's win on their front page constituted the use of her name to promote their products in association with the Olympics in which she competed. That would be considered the use of an Olympic-associated name, or "mark", for the purposes of "trade"...trademark...and IOC I guess knows or believes they have those rights at least for anything related to the Olympic Games (r) (tm).

    Even more outrageously, becasue Olympic organisers are typically heavily subsidised by governments of various levels they are considered what in Canada are termed "public authorities" which gives them in some respects legal status equal to the UN, government departments (including the offices of the Prime Minister, RH Governor General and HRH Queen of Canada) and law enforcement agencies. Yes, it literally means that the use of any symbol, word, phrase or name associated with the Olympic games is legally equivalent to a Royal Warrant and the legal consequences of unauthorised use is similar). As such they merely have to declare public use and they can pursue all use of trademarked words RETROACTIVELY, for ANY purpose if they really want to! As a public authority they can even go after certain cases of "ambush marketing" which is what they might say UVEX is doing--that is when a business infers official association with a public authority it does not actually have without explicitly using a trademark (for example souvenir carts selling t-shirts and other kitch with the Canadian flag or "Vancouver, BC" and a generic illustration of a hockey player or skier in Downtown Vancouver). There is historical precedent in law where small businesses who were sponsors of ATHLETES (which is NOT considered affiliation with the actual olympics) "abused" that sponsorship to the point some might think they were sponsors of the GAMES. That precedent gave the IOC an inch and now they have stretched it to a mile and the mere mention of the olympics or any of the events is grounds to threaten legal action. As a public authority they've even been able to shut down charity campaigns and non-profit events!

    Actual, normal human beings (as opposed to IP lawyers) would probably see this as asinine...is that not one of the purposes of sponsorship--promotion affiliated with an athlete's activities of any kind in exchange for funding, equipment, etc? Isn't the insistence

  72. Works how unworkable Intellectual Property is by unity100 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    back 1.5 years ago i made a comment saying if things went at that rate (then and now), in 10 years' time we wouldnt be able to even use common daily words among ourselves because some bastard would own their copyright. you people went out to make a running gag on me, claiming intellectual property on stuff in my post.

    however check it out. just this week, a bastard (or a number of bastards) were able to go as far to claim someone's name as intellectual property. from there to here, since then until now. it wont even take 10 years it seems.

    my point is that, if you allow some mechanism that can be abused, exploited, it WILL be abused, exploited. tangible assets as property is one thing, but once you allow 'owning' intellectual thoughts, concepts, that ends up in hampering mankind's progress because it will eventually prevent free exchange, use and progress of ideas, even very concept of 'thought' itself.

    1. Re:Works how unworkable Intellectual Property is by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      So what do you want? A gold star?

      Or could you just not resist sticking your tongue out at the slashdot masses?

      Don't get me wrong, your point is a good one and well made. And, vindictively so, it seems there was some truth to your prediction. However, posting a, 'neener neener neener I told you so,' post does little more than piss people off and make you feel good. So, in all your foresight and wisdom, rather than tell us how silly or stupid the slashdot posters were X many years ago, why not post a call to action, or some idea on how to fix a royally screwed IP system? Hell, you could at least link to the EFF website and suggest to slashdotters that they write a letter or an e-mail to said company to team up with UVEX to fight the corrupt bastards that make up the IOC.

      Or you could just post an indignant message on the internet and make yourself feel better for some wrong committed upon you years ago by anonymous wankers on the internet.

      Your choice.

  73. False by unity100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people fold.

    most people fold. and most people HAVE to fold because they cant risk relying on streisand effect, their or his/her jurisdiction, chances and so on. these are risks too high for individuals to take. however they are minor risks for big companies. once an individual takes the risk and loses, leave aside his/her life, but also his/her children's, dependants' lives will be over due to paranormal amounts of 'damages' s/he will have to pay.

    NOONE can take that risk.

    thats why the system is broken, and always works in favor of big companies, and the concepts of copyright and intellectual property need to be whacked down.

    1. Re:False by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative

      NOONE can take that risk.

      I've taken it in the past, and will continue to do so, when I am in the right.

      The last time I decided to use a lawyer "for the convenience", I ended up having to fire him, then I drafted my own motions, served them on the government and the other parties involved, argued them, won, the government lawyers realized that the government had acted illegally and backed out, filed more motions against the other parties that were left, argued THEM, opposed all their motions and claims, and again won. The amount at stake wasn't trivial - it would have been in the 6 figures. They not only lost, but it turns out that, once the judge did the accounting, it was as I had claimed, and to add insult to injury they had to pay me for the government's errors, without recourse against the government. Plus they were stuck with a 5-figure lawyers bill.

      I actually turned a small profit after all my costs. They, on the other hand, left the courtroom swearing so loud ... if the judge hadn't already left, they would have been called to the bench for another good spanking.

      Most people can argue their own cases, provided they learn the basics. How to object to evidence (lack of foundation, here-say, irrelevance - learn those and you've got most of it covered). How to lay a foundation for any evidence you want to introduce. How to question your witnesses. How to force witnesses for the other side to start screaming at the judge (done that one a few times - always devastating to the other sides' case). How to sneak here-say in through the back door when nobody's looking (been there, done that, just have to beat up on the other side for a few hours non-stop and they won't object to anything for fear of yet another smack-down from someone they thought would be an "amateur" :-).

      You have the Internet. Use it. There are plenty of motions out there that you can copy, modify to your own needs, and then serve on the other side (and if the other side is represented by a lawyer, you can serve it on them by fax - just keep the fax transmittal record as proof of service when you file the motion with the court).

      Just yesterday I transcribed the ACLU motion against the Newark police department. It's a model in terms of how you have to lay out the alleged facts, then the alleged violations (and to remember to include all the alleged facts by reference in each violation), and then the relief sought. You can probably find similar stuff all over the Internet, whether it's for filing a demand to intervene as a 3rd party in a court case (done that, judge agreed, got to cross-examine all parties), a divorce or separation, or modification of a support order, or an injunction enjoining someone to do (or stop doing) something, or anything else you can imagine.

      Whatever your beef, you can find the materials on the net to turn it into nice tasty bar-b-que. Problem is, most people are too timid. "Oh, I need a lawyer to handle that." Most of the time, no you don't. So stop whining - you have the tools to literally take the law into your own hands and argue it in court.

      The best part? Because you are the one arguing your side, you get to personally confront your opponents - and you know better than anyone else what gets their goats, and when they'll try to embellish the facts to the point where they make a provable lie; they, on the other hand, can't attack you directly - all communications have to be through their lawyer.

      Look, give it a try. It's much more fun in person than it sounds.

  74. then by unity100 · · Score: 2, Informative

    does she, or does she not use their products ?

    isnt this a fact ? it is evident that she uses their products, not because they sponsored her, but their products are good. it is a FACT. you cant copyright facts.

  75. Olympic organisers are "public authourities" by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and as such "they win" in terms of precedence regarding trademark (note that this is probably NOT a copytight case--it is strictly TRADEMARK I'm talking about and there are significant legal differences between those forms of IP).

    In Canadian legal parlance a "public authority" is a body with some official governing status. This includes governments ranging from local to national and international bodies like the UN.

    As such, the use of Olympic marks is given the same protection afforded to such marks as Royal Warrants, names and logos of government departments, logos depicting police badges and so on. The rights of public authorities supercede ALL OTHER RIGHTS and do so retroactively, rendering any trademark rights afforded by sponsorship agreements with third parties void. They can assert their rights over the use of Olympic-affiliated emblems, words, names and phrases in Canada the same way the RCMP can exercise its authority over the use of the iconic red serge uniform and the Queen can allow the use of the phrase "By appointment to the Queen..." phrase on a bottle of HP.

    The IOC, COA and/or VANOC, as public authorities, may not even have to make any public assertion regarding an athletes' name as a trademark, nor would they have to establish an agreement regarding the use of an athlete's name. A case could be made (unreasonable or not) for "ambush marketing" where a registered trademark isn't explicitly used but a name, word, phrase or symbol that could even be INFERRED to be associated with the games IS used to imply some official connection. This is what UVEX was accused of--they did not commit any money, time or other resources to the olympic games themselves--they are strictly sponsors of Ms. Vonn. Yes, it does look to be an unreasonable case as most intelligent people wouldn't make the logical leap that they were "THE official supplier of product x" based on their simple announcement, but litigation isn't about being reasonable.

    Incidentally this isn't a politically partisan issue and isn't associated with Canada or these games in particular. This is strictly the path taken by the IOC in actions taken in the lead-up to the 1984 summer games in LA. Starting in that year, the IOC mandated as a requirement that host nations and local governments give olympic organisers just the kind of status equivalent to that bestowed upon "public authorities" in Canada. Prior to 1984 the Olympics actively distanced itself from corporate affiliation, but starting in the '70s the games started growing in scale and opulence to a point that governmental and other non-corporate sponsorship could not sustain them. By 1976 the situation became intolerable--the Montreal games were plagued with corruption, poorly constructed facilities that were still under construction right through the actual games themselves and massive budget overruns and debts (the 1976 olympics finally reached break-even status in 2006, and the roof of the stadium was never completed as designed!). On top of that, private businesses were using the work Olympic and affiliated marks rampantly to profit from those games while offical organisers swam in red ink.

    In 1980 the free world boycotted the '80 summer games, and the winter games were still small enough to lack profile, but in 1984 the IOC was determined to make the games financially viable and asserted serious control over its brand for the first time--selling the rights to to be official sponsors to bidders for massive amounts of money to meet their goal. In order to make official sponsorship worth such a high value required very draconian enforcement of its rights to prevent free, unofficial use from devaluing the brand. As such, so long as any olympics remains a massive, spectacular hype machine that saturates the world's media you are going to have this sort of activity. It closely parallels the way media cartels and closed software companies build or maintain illegitimate or obsolete business models atop flawed IP law.

  76. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

    Wow, I've actually heard that song...

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  77. How many other people are called Lindsay Vonn? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    How many other people are called Lindsay Vonn? Is the IOC saying they need permission to ue their own names

  78. What about Lindsey herself? by X10 · · Score: 1

    Err, isn't the decision on who can use her name or not up to Lindsey Vonn herself? Or do participants in the Olympic games sign a paper in which they transfer their rights and assets and their children to the Olympic comittee?

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  79. Romney's Olympus by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Olympics is a corrupt global business. It's run by guys like Mitt Romney, who was Olympics CEO for the notably corrupt 2002 Winter games in Salt Lake City. These people will do and say anything, no matter how obviously wrong, or contradicting what they said yesterday, to get and keep control over the money flow. And it works. For them. Winners!

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  80. The what market? by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

    You seem to have no idea what "free market" means.

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    1. Re:The what market? by alexo · · Score: 1

      You seem to have no idea what "free market" means.

      A Japanese 2nd-hand bazaar?

  81. Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can claim whatever you want if you have good lawyers and enough money. Everything is a go in that case!

  82. I think Mike Judge said it best in Idiocracy: by Scooby+Snacks · · Score: 1

    I'm the Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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  83. I call BS by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    Not even the IOC has lawyers that foolish. This has got to be guerilla marketing by/for UVEX. Good try though, I'm sure got lots of /.ers to visit their site.

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  84. Intellectual Property by mea37 · · Score: 1

    So, I periodically get into debates around here about the validity of "intellectual property". I take the position that while the current implementation in the US is deeply flawed, the concept is no less vaild than tangible property.

    I'll even stand up for the validity of the term, when used appropriately.

    Yet this summary (and non-article) is a perfect example of how to abuse the term "intellectual property" for FUD-based purposes. Without more details (i.e. what exactly was said between the IOC and Uvex) we can't know whether this particular fault is with the lawyers or the submitter, but in a formal context such as pointing to a specific incident and claiming infringement, it is inappropriate to use a vague term like intellectual property.

    The point is, there are many types of IP. The things they cover, and the rights the reserve, are wildly different. Anyone in this thread claiming to have an intelligent opinion on the merits of the IOC's position had better know more about this situation than what's in TFS and the links it includes.

    If we're to speculate, the most reasonable assumption is that the IOC is claiming trademark rights. If they say "we have the right to Vonn's name as a trademark for the duration of the games", then they might be right - depends on the existance and content of documents we wouldn't have seen. Similarly, commercial use of an individual's likeness is a right that person controls, and could be signed over to the IOC during the games.

    Now, holding a trademark doesn't confer as much exclusivity as companies like to claim. Depending on what was said or depicted, in what context, they may or may not have any claim. However, just the fact that the content was apparently hosted on Uvex's commercial website may have created enough of a legal grey area that they didn't want to fight it in court. (Or, they may have just wanted to avoid a public fight with the OIC.)

  85. There are worse things than litigation by Passman · · Score: 1

    The IOC could do much worse than sue.

    The IOC could just declare that anyone wearing the UVEX logo would be banned from all Olympic venues. It may not hold up in court but by the time the case was heard the games would be over and UVEX would have lost a ton of free(ish) advertising.

    As such I doubt UVEX wants to outright defy the IOC.

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  86. Ignore this post by EL_mal0 · · Score: 1

    Undoing errant mod

  87. Did you mean: explanation? by sucati · · Score: 1

    see above

  88. After reading all this by subsonic · · Score: 1

    I'm glad Chicago didn't get the summer games.

    Also, does anyone else see the parallels here between the IOC and the NCAA as far as exploiting amateur athletes?

  89. Re:Can't copyright facts, but CAN enforce trademar by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the in-depth explanation. I just lost a bit more faith in humanity.

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  90. Speak for yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "that is because we geeks are not very secure around “normal” people. We are not the cool guys in school. But there really is no reason for this. It’s only a self-fulfilling prophecy. Social conditioning"

    Don't wegeekme, many of us have normal lifes and were the cool guys at school.

    The stereotype is frankly getting tired.

  91. She rides men as skis by spage · · Score: 1

    "She has legs strong enough to use men as skis as well."

    That's probably how The Athlete Whose Name Rhymes With Bonn visualizes the course. The forces on her thighs from the ruts in a turn are like carrying a piano in a crouch during an earthquake, so grinding ex-boyfriends under the balls of her feet keeps her in a tuck. (I attack bumps like I'm astride a pair of porpoises, driving them back under the snow each time they crest, but I'm a dainty slowpoke.)

    TAWNRWB's line was BAD in several spots, probably because her bruised right shin was killing her, and she was still 0.6 seconds ahead of teammate Julia Mancuso. A sensational performance.

    NBC commentator: "Julia Mancuso likes it rough and bumpy."

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  92. They sometimes go too far, though... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't begrudge them the trademark itself. The Red Cross does good work.

    What I really question is their choice to enforce it in some ways. I mean, is it REALLY necessary for them to force games to make their health power ups into little green crosses in a box, rather than red ones? I just don't see how that harms them, nor why they should use it that way. I will give them credit, though, in that they didn't require much of a fix (changing health power up colors might be annoying, but it's not hard).

    So I don't have a problem with trademarks per se, just with some of the ridiculous ways they've gotten used (at least some of the worst ideas have failed, like the attempt to use trademarks to protect devices from circumvention [Sony v. Accolade])

  93. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.bloodhoundrealty.com/BloodhoundBlog/?p=11367

    kicked out for that poem by uvex