User: I VOMIT ON TODDLERS!

Want to keep your toddlers warm this winter?

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Try vomiting on them! Some warm, chunky tummy love will warm them up and fill their hearts. Help chase away those wintery blues for your toddlers with some vomit. They'll thank you for it!

I wonder if they vomit on toddlers in the UK.

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Those Brit tykes must love it too!

A FP for the toddlers?

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If so, it's vomit time!

Want to keep your toddlers warm this winter?

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Try vomiting on them! Some warm, chunky tummy love will warm them up and fill their hearts. Help chase away those wintery blues for your toddlers with some vomit. They'll thank you for it!

Warm and fresh from the tummy,

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all over your toddler! They'll thank you for it!

Life is grand

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when you vomit on toddlers! Spread some warm, chunky love on your toddler today!

First Toddler Vomit Post!

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I love vomitting on toddlers! They love it too!

TODDLER VOMITTING IS BACK!

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Sorry for jumping the gun last night. Here I thought the account was michaelslapped when in fact I was just 72-hour-banned. *whew* Nice to be back! Much love to the vomit-loving toddlers in the house!

Jon Lech Johansen is 19 years old,

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and is therefore too old for me to vomit on. Now, 17 or so years ago...

Hey Kevin,

On: Ask Kevin Mitnick

do you like vomitting on toddlers too?

Excuse me,

On: Dealers of Lightning

do you have any toddlers I can borrow so I can vomit on them? Thank you.