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  1. It's funny, laugh: HE WORKS FOR A COMPETITOR on 2003 Vaporware Awards · · Score: 1

    Yes, meta-moderators, it IS funny.

    The reason it's funny is that Wired chose HIM, out of all the people who commented. (If there were more.)

    He works for a company that sells semi-compatible Amiga "clones". Check out his homepage.

    (The ACs have pointed this out allready, but who reads at below "1" anyway?)

  2. Re:They quoted... me?!? on 2003 Vaporware Awards · · Score: 1

    MorphOS exists. People are using it.

    People have been using AmigaOS since the late 1980's.
    OS 4 is only used by developers/testers, since it's not done. But there are developers actually writing code for it, which is more than can be said for some of the other vaporware products.

    AmigaOS4 is still vaporware, and as such it has nothing.

    Well, some vaporware is actually released. Windows 95 was released wasn't it? Let's look in the Jargon File:

    vaporware

    jargon /vay'pr-weir/ Products announced far in advance of
    any release (which may or may not actually take place). The
    term came from Atari users and was later applied by
    Infoworld to Microsoft's continuous lying about Microsoft
    Windows.

    See also brochureware.

    By the way: Slashdot knows who you are.

  3. Copyright violation on Crack the Code and Win a Million Bucks · · Score: 1

    If you run a brute-force search on it, you'll see that it is really part of a paper I wrote last year.
    I demand that they pay for the copyright violation.

    If you use another key, you'll see that it also includes SCO's source code.

  4. Gas and vapor on 2003 Vaporware Awards · · Score: 1

    Well, some of the chemical and biological weapons are gasware. Some of them are vaporware.

    Nuclear weapons are more, like, plasmaware.

  5. Re:Salvage Space Junk on Space Tug to Save the Hubble? · · Score: 1

    Are there laws that dictate ownership of property once it leaves the planet and is in orbit?

    I haven't searched for it, but this is the state of affairs:
    If you launched it, it's yours.
    If it was allready in space you can't claim it or own it. (Because of an agreement.)

  6. Executive summary on The Future of Security · · Score: 1

    Today's software development processes put out systems with a high level of badness and ugliness.
    (I would also suspect there to stupidness and obtuseness.)

    Microsoft has to sharpen up on security. They, and the rest of the IT industry, will sharpen up by innovating less. (Gawd. Is that, like, negative innovation?)

    Companies don't think enough about the common good.

    Hawaiians would be wise to spend the 7. of December 2008 off line.

    To be secure, we should hire 3rd world labor to read our keystrokes, or maybe logging keystrokes to a searchable database where hackers can read our passwords.

    Buy buzzwords. Hire TLA's. Sell Microsoft.

  7. Statistics? on Women Buy More Tech Than Men · · Score: 1
    I think there is an agenda behind this "Report"

    Maybe, but keep in mind:
    "Nobody I know voted for Nixon." --Pauline Kael
    Although you haven't seen many women there, other stores may have more of them as customers.

    Then again, maybe the statistics come from:
    • Women pay for men's buys.
    • Women get worse deals.
    • etc.

    The message here is that you sell electronics to the entire family.

    Good general sales/presentation rule: Play to your entire audience. If you make a joke about the old man with the funny shirt, he might be the only decision maker in the crowd. Ditto for talking over the wife. She might hold the purse strings. And the whip.
  8. Dromedary? on Are Geeks in Saudi Arabia Just Like Us? · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't this story have the Dromedary on it?
    They shoud have written a bit about Perl.

  9. Re:Hope your portfolio isn't awash with SCOX on SCO Wants to License Europe · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the size of these funds. For most funds, the SCO investment won't be a big deal when it goes to $0.
    Yeah. Most likely they have millions in IBM shares, so they have bought a little SCO to "hedge" against the American legal system being bonkers. If the government steals $3bn from IBM and gives it to SCO, their IBM shares will fall while the SCO lottery tickets rise in value.

  10. Right on USPS Providing Electronic Postmarks · · Score: 1

    Correct. It's covered by the "examine the raw word file" criterium.

  11. "Wanishing ink" on USPS Providing Electronic Postmarks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Tampering by a macro or script would change the file, thereby making it incompatible with the hash, no?

    Not necessarlity. If you have a macro that re-writes the document, the hash would change, and the tampering would be caught.

    But: If you make a macro that doesn't change the contents of the file, but rather a macro that changes just the view, the hash would be the same.For example: You write a document that contains both correct and false information. Before a certain time, the correct information is shown. If you open the document after a specified date, the macro changes what is shown to the reader.

    For this wanishing ink to work
    - it must be possible to write such a macro.
    - the reader must trust all macros.
    - the reader must not be savvy enough to examine the raw word file.

  12. Mad libs! on Spammers Not Complying With CAN-SPAM · · Score: 2, Informative

    Recently. spammers have been trying to train spam traps with random words. It's alsmost like seing the words put into a mad libs exercise.
    Will this confuse filters like spamassassin?

    P.S. One of the more interresting ones I got follows. What is an appellant hazelnut? And can diseases be exorcised?

    insinuate guilty overture aegean mcelroy
    emery niggardly bobbin briggs pushout creed quizzes return accomplish
    explanatory cofactor frances melissa
    biharmonic his milieu alphabet groom septate appellant hazelnut diphtheria exorcise

  13. Pepsi Challenge on Microsoft Rolls Out New Anti-Linux Ad Campaign · · Score: 1

    I watched a documentary about this, and the Pepsi Challenge was actually one of the better campaigns Pepsi did. Even among people working at Coca Cola Company, the majority liked Pepsi better than Coke.

  14. Darl McBride, executive, dead at 55 on SCO - What have WE Forgotten? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Darl McBride, executive, dead at 55

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - assman Darl McBride was found dead in his Salt Lake City home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to lawsuit production. Truly an American icon.

  15. Attention Meta-Moderators! on CD Copy Protection Case Goes to Court · · Score: 1

    The offending link is in the sig.
    He's changed his sig now, so it really IS a screenshot.
    Nasty tactic for trolling and getting the moderations marked as "unfair".

    DISCLAIMER: I haven's actually seen the offending link. When I tried it, it was a screenshot. This does not mean that I was looking for gay porn. It means that I was studying pop-up technology. Honest.

  16. TONO, GRAMO, FONO, etc. on DVD-Jon Completely Clear · · Score: 2, Informative
    • FONO is the closest thing to the RIAA, an organisation for record companies, but not all companies are members of it. Companies owned by foreigners, like Warner Music or Sony, are not members of FONO.
    • GRAMO collects royalties for artists/actors and producers of broadcasted or performed works.
    • TONO collects royalties for composers, lyrics writers and music publishers (sheet music?). It is a member of the International Confederation of Societies of Authors and Composers.
  17. All the movie titles on Interview with Peter Jackson on LoTR Bloopers · · Score: 4, Funny

    All the movie titles from one of the spoof trailers:

    2001-The Fellowship of the Ring
    2002-The Two Towers
    2003-The Third One
    2004-Episode I - The Hobbit
    2005-FotR Special Edition
    2006-Book of Lost Tales
    2007-Scribbles in Tolkien's Math Book
    2008-Dude, Where's my Ring?
    2009-What Hobbits Want
    2010-Bilbo Brockovich
    2011-All the Pretty Hobbits
    2012-O, Bilbo, Where art Thou?
    2013-Crouching Gollum, Hidden Balrog
    2014-Orc by Orcwest

    (Lost by my brain, but found again here.)

  18. Re:"Bypassed security" on WSIS Physical Security Cracked · · Score: 1
    can I get my picture on Slashdot?
    No. That could only happen in three ways:
    • Paying for an ad.
    • Hacking slashdot.
    • Being so obnoxious that you get your own topic icon. Like Bill Gates.
  19. Re:Now what will I do? on Canadians [Will] Pay Levy on MP3 Players - Updated · · Score: 1

    You can do as all those actors who threatened to do it, and say "Nah. I didn't really mean it."

  20. Re:About the name on Motion Controlled Smartphone Previewed · · Score: 1

    Origo is a latin word, dumbass.
    Yes, but it's used in Swedish, dumbass.

  21. Sarcasm? on Top 10 Linus Quotes on SCO · · Score: 1

    However he certainly doesn't have the corporate image to upkeep like Gates, Ballmer, McBride, whoever.

    You're being sarcastic, right?
    Some corporate image.

    But you're right that those guys are very "corporate". Their antics are for money. Linus is making the world a little better.

  22. Whales on Top 10 Linus Quotes on SCO · · Score: 1

    How appropriate of them to have a gull as the state bird.
    Is it Utah that has a state ban on whaling, or was that Arizona?

  23. I shouldn't have to point this out on Top 10 Linus Quotes on SCO · · Score: 2, Informative
    I laughed pretty hard.
    I shouldn't have to point this out (we're all programmers, right?), but = is assignment of variable, while == is test.
    So in the code segment:
    if ($linuxcode = $scocode) { litigate(); } else { dobusiness(); }
    $linuxcode is assigned to $scocode, and litigate() will always be called whether the two were equal or not. Also, the code above shows that SCO themselves distributed Linux.
  24. Hollywood on Top 10 Linus Quotes on SCO · · Score: 5, Funny

    So . . . when he attacks the GPL as being somehow against 'financial gain', that notion that the GPL has of 'exchange of receipt of copyrighted works' is actually EXPLICITLY ENCODED in the US copyright law. It's not just a crazy idea that some lefty commie hippie dreamed up in a drug-induced stupor. (My emphasis.)
    AHA! So you ADMIT that US copyright law was dreamed up by commies in drug-induced stupors (a.k.a. Hollywood/MPAA).

  25. Re:SCOX==Ticket for Legal Lottery? on SCO Ordered to Produce Evidence · · Score: 1

    Maybe speculators have been buying SCOX in expectation of a profitable settlement after the stock bombs
    Those people would have to share the scraps of SCO with IBM.
    No, I don't think it makes sense. Even the SCO management don't flee to a non-extradition country, the assets will be pretty small. Unless they thought they could implicate Boies Frivolous Law Office, Canopy and Microsoft. If speculators spend money on stock bets with that odds, they have money to burn.